/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

ASMR never ever

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's disregard of streams and Cover's projects here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>48592229
KYS

child

Anons my niece is sitting on my lap

Mario movie is finally out on amazon? if so Gura can also make the watchalong too.

my wife

dino

Barb needs to stop keeping Gura to himself. Fucking greedy bastard.

I don't like to say this but after all the time you've spent posting the same thing over and over again you leave me no choice: Get a job.

>>48593106
I just like dino chumbie

>>48593156
Not you dinobud.

I'm not gonna lie to you. I miss me wife.

>>48593190
Me too. Just have to survive a few more days

>>48592499
Go on...

>>48592499
Why are chumbuds like this? Atleast you're not like the bud with the "open" family with the toothbrush...

>>48592383
The most adorable child.

>>48593928
Can't forgot the swimming instructorbud

>>48593928
I missed this one apparently
Enlighten me pls or give something to search for

Sex with a fembud.

Every now and then I see an old gura VOD pop up on youtube's feed, feel my hopes rise for a second, and then get disappointed.
I wonder how the Sanallites are doing now...

>>48594460
chumbald...

>>48593967
pasties!

>>48594559
kek nice baldy anon

Gura?

I have to go to the factory tonight, wish me luck, buds!

>>48594559
>>48594669
Thanks, I was pretty much bald by 18, it was rough.

>>48594542
Asobi Asobase of all things is right at the top of my front page. Neal is killing me.

is that Gura on Mio's thumbnail in 2h?

Gotta say, Gura being all over Fireholder's SC in the last stream is clear victory for antiparasocial buds. Not that we needed any more wins.

>>48594944
didn't check but kek nope

>>48594944
thats Iroha and Kanata

>>48594956
The fact that she banned ghosting and stream just shows she doesn't want to listen to fiestybuds and parasocialbuds

>>48595050
whos the purple one?

Profoundly retarded posts aside, is there a way to see member stream superchats? When possible I like to follow along on hololyzer so I'm not just guessing what was asked or something, but obviously that doesn't apply behind members.

>>48595079
Toadette

>>48595073
Why you replying to yourself?

>>48595079
That's not Gura, the curly hair don't match.

>>48595264
looks like her idol outfit

>>48595172
Leaving the frame open and letting ytcfilter grab them all is pretty much the only way

>>48594743
Good luck chumbie

10th unannounced day off in a row! ^^

>>48595316
stop kidding yourself retard

>>48595079

>>48595264
Anon...

>>48595619
What? It's not her

>>48595547
Made purple and rotated

>>48595547
hag

>>48595660
Uhhh... Is that a?

>>48595676
Why is there even a setting when it's never turned off?

So to recap:
>call in to mio+koyo collab today
>koyo collab tomorrow
>umisea collab thursday
>another collab thursday
>Star wars watch along thrusday
>ttrpg friday
>another watch along sunday
>new umisea song too
Isn't this more content than 99% of holos?

>>48595963
I want to live in your fantasy world where all of that is happening. How do I get there?

>>48595963
Time stamp for that call in? I was asleep all day.

>>48596065
retard

>>48596134
Yeah, (You)

>>48595963
>call in to mio+koyo collab today
>umisea collab thursday
what..?

Gura should just graduate and become my personal penis parking.

>>48596346
based

>>48595963
>call in to mio+koyo collab today
haven't heard of it, are you sure you're not just counting the koyo collab twice?
>another collab thursday
THAT's the umisea one you counted it twice
>Star wars watch along thrusday
100% moved to the weekend
>another watch along sunday
again, counting stuff twice, that's the star wars one

I'm still pretty satisfied with what it looks like 3 collabs and a watchalong this week but no need to inflate the week like that my dued

>>48596436
graychama...

Gura hates fiestybuds

>>48596548
>i still wanna do movie may, so next weekend we do dat, or maybe the starwars on may4th!
>OR maybe the starwars
>not AND
her may 4th is busy, the movie is gonna be on the weekend

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48596650
Then why does she keep begging for correction?

>>48595963
>call in to mio+koyo collab today
But her silhouette isn't here?

>>48596808
maybe fubuki gonna fish for her

>>48596782
>being gray

No shitposting in the thread

>>48596808
top left retard

>>48597133
>>48595547
>>48595660

>>48597133
...is Lui. You can even see them fail cover her model and part of her head sticking out.

>>48597169
>>48597174
retard

>>48597183

are people pretending to be retarded about the silhouette just so they can larp as doombuds later because of gura not being on a collab she wasn't even mentioned?

I just love Gura

>>48597279
Stop being gray.

>use twitter exclusively for Gura and game news
>some political shit comes across my feed
>glare at it for 2 minute while I convince myself to stay out of it

>>48597297
Okay retardo-kun you can stop now.

>>48596650
I thought she hated yesmen

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>48597279
This is the weirdest larp I've seen in a while, not sure what the guy's goal is

>>48597757

>>48597757
Anon... I'm flattered but I'm not gay

>>48597346
They can tell you're staring at it dumbud.

Yeschads we can't stop winning

I'm confused, there's an Umisea collab?
And she won't be in Mythbreakers?

>>48597818
>They can tell you're staring at it
Good. Let my silent hatred speak only in data analytics.

>>48597757
Oh stahp it..

>>48597953
There's an umisea collab thrusday with gura and all of myth including gura will be in the mythbreakers finale

>>48598275
What channel is the Umisea collab on? Where was it announced?

>>48598275
>mythbreakers
fucking TRASH, the girls will 100% be completely out of it because it's been almost years since they last played

Actual streams
>Koyo collab wednesday
>Star Wars thursday
>TTRPG friday
and the maybes:
>fallout + mystery game
>weekend karaoke

>>48597757
It's chemically proven that I love Gura the most

>>48594956
If you don't mind, what was Fireholder's superchat? I don't want to have to go through the whole stream looking for it and it was a members stream so you cant look it up on that one website.

>>48598402
graychama...

>>48598483
The one about barbie horse adventure

Can't wait to get my Gura purse
I wear my Gura jacket and t-shirt nearly every time I go outside (unless its stinky)
With my purse included I will repel 100% of all pussy

>>48598483
It was just talking about the horse game being broken
idk wtf the other anon is rambling about

>>48598564
Please explain how Gura liking that superchat is "clear victory for antiparasocialbuds"

>Projects
>TTRPG
I hate how we keep losing potential streams over stuff no one even cares about.

>>48598606
Parasocialbuds pretended for an entire weekend that she banned Fireholder because she was siding with parasocials' and gachikoi's mental illness instead of common sense. Turns out she still loves his $5 SCs over red ones from the crazies

>antiparasocialbuds
>"buds"

>>48598631
We're losing a day off to the ttrpg, not a stream.

I just want want her to talk to us and tell us what is going on. I've supported her for almost three years now and so have so many others. I don't understand why she can't just talk to us about this. It feels like she doesn't respect her fans at all.

>>48598705
this is the weirdest argument I've seen yet

>>48598736
Clearly Gura disagrees with you

I haven't named my new shrimp yet

Literally any negative/cringy superchat doesn't get read anymore.
I have no idea what you're trying argue here

>>48598705
She's not going to just ignore a superchat with the word barbie in it, anon. You know, since she loves that horse adventure game.
I don't see how her reading it is a tacit approval of what he said before, especially considering she banned the word "girlfriend" from chat after he was spamming "she's not your girlfriend" in prechat.
You seem to be weirdly invested in the prospect that she hates her more parasocial fans. Almost like you want it to be true. Why?

I'm gonna goom!!

>>48598705
Are you saying she ignored a bunch of akasupas during that stream? Which ones?

>antiparasocialbuds
>parasocialbuds
>holyfuckimgoingtokillmyselfbuds
every time i do my weekly check on /ggg/ you guys never fail to come up with more insanely retarded ways to refer to the different kinds of chumbuds and quite frankly it is driving me crazy; like you just can't add "bud" to the end of everything like that holy fuck

>>48599136
okay can'taddbudtotheendofeverythingbud

I've called Gura my wife in chat probably hundreds of times without ban or her getting angry. She's even responded a couple times.

Gura loves coolbuds.

Gura loves me

>>48599126
NTA and I don't know about reds but she ignored "still thinking about new vegas?" from JasonDreams, "bath stream 2: electric boogalo when?" from Mastar, "Hey Goomba. Are you still planning to cover Kanaria-Queen? just curious :)" from Esteban, and "how many attempts does it normally take ya before you're happy with a voice recording? got any more singing recordings you can share with members like last time? " from nullrefrepro among a few others

The Star Wars watchalong isn't going to happen is it

>>48599227
Yeah, me
t.Yeschad

From now on every bud with any differentiating characteristics needs a new category. For instance I am a chilled archival moderate-insomniatic double jointed pepperoni-aligned bud

>>48599564
Stuff like
>Goobar, any chance we'll hear you do an ASMR of a beach chat? That would really help me sleep and make it feel like I'm meeting you in my dreams
she ignored too

>>48599564
>listing namefags
Go back

>>48599136
ogeysqueebudrys

>>48599564
arguably she didn't ignore jason since she did plan new vegas at the end, but otherwise it looks like the normal supagacha to me

>>48599667
How do I superchat without a name?

>>48599667
Do you have anything to add, faggot? I don't see you helping a fellowbud.

>>48599564
Thank you SClistingbud.

>>48597130
spank me

>>48599564
Surprised no one Superchats Gura asking why she keeps ignoring so many Superchats.

>>48600118
You're a fucking tactical genius aren't you?

>>48600118
Not your personal army faggot

can't wait for new vegas stream this week

>>48600630
If that happens I'll fucking involuntarily goom all over my room multiple times.

>>48599650
i am the lonely dreambud

>>48600630
>>48601142
is Ame still playing or did she finish? Gura might wait until Ame finishes if not

>>48601184
Ame is still playing it but she'll probably be done before Gura's next gaming stream.

>>48601184
Gura said she was playing New Vegas and that Myster game next, she's not waiting for Ame. Good thing too cause Ame is taking forever and is nowhere near finishing it.

Is Gura gunna be in this Mio stream or can I go play vidya?

>>48601933
Mio's model be looking cute af. Kawaii hag.

>>48599136
>holyfuckimgoingtokillmyselfbuds
those are just doombuds, anon

>>48601933
Go play vidya, Gura is sleeping next to me naked and I'm jerking off to Gura's tiny little cunny right now

>>48599136
I miss the old therapybuds. The new menherabuds that replaced them are obviously larping faggots.

>not wanting to initiate the third impact to become one with gura forever
where my instrumentalitybuds at?
you won't be sad about not getting streams because of tummy hort when the boundary between individuals is dissolved

>>48602956
Gura will merge us into the gestalt gigashrimp and cyberfuck us all at once.

Gura cute Gura cute!

I have a cookie!

>>48595963
She's not calling in and that umisea song is just the Japanese members, tard. And she isn't going to do a watchalong on the 4th. Umisea collab Thursday? Since when is Koyori part of umisea? Fucking tard

>>48598402
How mich you wanna bet she doesn't end up doing that watchalong. She has another stream that day. No way she does it. Tard

She’ll be on Koyori’s 24 hour thing.

https://www.youtube.com/live/7M5mVyKMlp0?feature=share

Check the description.

>>48603717
relax bro

>>48603717
>being gray

star wars is boring

>>48603884
Anon, there are actual members here, you can't call people greys when you're a grey.

>>48604005
>i have a collab on may4 i think, or maybe two collabs
No point in trying to salvage your boo boo grayfag

>>48604155
She was talking about TTRPG.

>>48604256
TTRPG is Friday retard

I want to watch Guna pee standing up

>>48604363
I do not believe for a second that Gura knew that when she made the member post.

>>48604130
sauce?

>>48604388
retard

>>48604473
That's you!

>>48604388
proof?

>>48603857
I think she'll be on at 4pm est, if I've got my timezones right.

Can someone point out the parts in the new song where Gura sings? I can't tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcwYoQjT4YA

>>48604752
All the parts where they all sing at once so effectively 75% of the song

>>48604835
How about the unique lines? I unironically do not count times everyone is singing.

>>48604896
>unique lines
from aroung 1:25 to around 2:50

I hearby dub this umisea song "I need more cunny cunny" never refer to it by any other name thanks

>>48604752
I actually don't mind this song much at all, I wish there was more Gura singing obviously though

I still like poggers ocean more. This is way better than sad shark noises.

I miss her feet

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>48605590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcwYoQjT4YA

>>48604752
>Cunny is crap
Wtf Gura

>>48605688
She says Cunny is crab in her anime voice

>>48605628
GOOOOOOOOOOB

I do not endorse this song posting it for completion purposes only

I learned the word for salmon today. Umisea is educational.

gura's recording sounds like dogshit...

>>48606526
no

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STREAM AGAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT
BETTER MAKE ANOTHER COMEBACK STREAM REAL SOON OR NEXT TIME A CHOKE IS GOING TO BE THE LESS OF YOUR PROBLEMS

>>48606904
when she feels like it :^)

>>48599136
Pretty sure it's the same fags that spam yesbuds that are making up all these groups.

Gura cute yaay!

>>48606904
Nyo stream for you huhaha

Gura posted in this thread, which post is hers?

>>48606966
I really really really want Gawr to rape me.

>>48606904
oh shit she bout to get Oshi no Ko'd

>>48607108
mine

>>48607108

>>48604392
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/107745671

>>48607122
talking about Oshi no Ko, what are /ggg/ opinions on the anime so far?

>>48607558
Haven't watched it, never will, people who mention it on this board are usually catalogfags.

>>48607558
I went ahead and read some of the manga. Its ok, not sure why its so hyped up.

>>48607558
okay/good anime, awful "fans" that use it for their "antiparasocial" crusade, resulting in these >>48607612 (understandable) reactions.

how many times you you think gura has ridden on ATVs

>>48607558
i think it's pretty cool, it depicts idols in a very crude and real manner unlike animes like sekko boys or love live for example, i think what caused a ruckus was the first scene and it was totally intended

>>48607902
I thought it represented the industry way better than it could have done. Not nearly as controversial as some make it seem.

>they have sex so it's real
the underage catalogfags are back

>>48608146
?

I'm lactose intolerant and I drank some milk earlier. My tummy horts and I am farting up a storm.

>>48608411

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA (please)

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

I feel like gooming.

Man, can't even lookup hashtag on twitter without logging in. How am I supposed to get new fanarts to spam
>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>48607558
I think it's basically like Goblin Slayer where it gets attention just for having a shocking first episode, then no one cares about the rest of it.

>>48608411
FEEL BETTER GURA please..

>>48608450
BUCKLE DOWN GURA

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

If Gura cared about us, she would want to see us, right? So why does it feel like she doesn't anymore? This is seriously the worst it's ever been since she debuted. It just hurts.

What's the cope this time? You guys said she was back(again)

>>48610118
I keep telling you guys she's with me, but no one ever believes me

>>48609935
She does care about us! We are the ATM she needs after all. Just continue to support her as fellow ATMs!

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>48609935
She reads these threads and feels it's enough interaction

>>48610294
wtf Gura I love you!

JP bros..it's been 2 years..animate something else but the A scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpctKoLqg2U

>>48610616
it's a legendary scene

Why the fuck is this shork so fucking dumb

>>48610616
Japanese don't know English so it takes forever

gawr "ghosting" gura

smelly

>>48610793
Would

>>48610755
shut up my daughter is just special

>>48610894
stinky

We need to grab her and never let her escape again

i miss glort gnort

>>48611571
I got this don't worry

>>48610184
No, people actually interact with ATMs

>>48610826
it's zombieing now, which is more accurate.

>>48610755
She's such a real dummy god that's so hot.

To think that I used to buy her membership on a monthly basis, I wish that could get my money back.

My trident is worthless right now kek

>>48611838
I would dispense so much money for Gura to rub her fingers all over me...

>>48611936
Dum sexy retard

>>48611994
Gura inserts her card deep inside me and I cum with cash T u T

>>48612110
...fembuds get the better deal here, they have a card slot

>>48612231
Fembuds have two card slot, but I still have one

>>48612231
>>48612422
you can have two if you push really hard

>>48611590

>>48610820
Shame cause there's good content for JPs to animate, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVoCDKELs3Q

>>48612460
Ch...chumbuds...?

We're not Gura's ATMs, we're Gura's Sugar Daddies.

>>48612879
T u T even better

>>48603884
You fucking retard. I'm a day 1 member. So because she said she might do a watchalong on the 4th, you count that as a sure thing? lol. She has another stream that day, no way she does the watchalong. Your "being grey" comment is not an argument, especially when you are talking to a day 1 member. Tard

>>48612879
>We
Only me

>>48592139
Shark has fallen asleep in the backseat! What do?

>>48603949
Honestly. We should watch King Fu Hustle, pure kino

>>48613266
tickle her lewdly

>>48613266
knee her face in

>>48613285
Nah, Baahubali and RRR is better

Does she still live by herself? When's the last time she talked about her apartment/house?

>>48613611
probably
her mom would probably clean up her filthy room otherwise

>>48613266
Princess carry her back to her bed and then give her a headpet and goodnight kiss

>>48613611
She's living with me. She doesn't like healthy foods but those may help her stream more often

I just had an epiphany.
Social constructs do not matter.
I have broken free of my NPC programming.
Goodbye /ggg/, I have ascended.

>>48614139
That's the LSD speaking dude, get off the ladder

>>48613611
last time she talked about it at all was xbox lobby mic when she was having renovations done or moving stuff around or I dunno what the fuck, she didn't go into it
her current living status is up to speculation based on being glad to be home from japan and alone so she can yell/sing in peace and that she has at least 15 bottles laying on the floor

>>48614356
She's still in the same place, otherwise she'd have AC.

>>48614139
you ok bro..?

>>48592139
Please take care of my daughter until I come back

>>48614475
it's not my business either way, but I do hope she gets the damn AC fixed before the summer heat hits, it's gonna knock her flat on her ass when she's back from japan

>>48614681
She won't get it fixed and will tell us she's sweaty all the time.

>>48614714
at least we'll get to imagine the smell

>>48614681
>AC hort
It'll be her excuse not to stream when she gets back from Japan!

>>48614681
No AC allowed! I like when she talks about being sweaty.

>>48615221
Don't worry, Gura will lie about being sweaty to make us happy.

Why are gaijins like this? Should of stuck with holoJP

I wished Gura was more confident about her flat chest and flaunt it for us to see.

>>48615575
That's literally going to happen soon? Weird to have a wish that will actually be fulfilled.

>>48615803
They're gonna give her digusting cow tits

>>48614317
Please suck up all my cum succubus Gura T u T

>>48615949
Sucks, but what can you do. Pretend they're pads.

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>48615949
Not cow tits but this is the biggest tits I can accept on Gura

>>48608450
FEEL BETTER GURA

My ban is expired and still no shark sightings. I can't say I'm surprised, but, damn.

>>48616648
Guaranteed one tomorrow.

>>48616983
would

>>48617015
did

>>48616983
Already

>>48613544
Kind of sad too many zoomer no one remember the reference

I have a fever
And the only prescription is more Gura

>>48614475
>>48614681
>>48614714
>>48614889
>>48615221
80-90% of homes/apartments in the US have AC. This is especially true in the hotter states. Almost all modern apartments in the US have central heating/cooling and the landlord has to fix it when it breaks. However, Gura says that her AC has been broken for over a year now. The reason is because she doesn't have AC. Beacause she doesn't live in the US and hasn't for more than a year.

I really wonder if anyone would be capable of doxxing her location if she took a photo of the sky from her room. Just because of a cute cloud formation.

>>48618389
swedenschizo I respect your unyielding commitment to this absolutely retarded rrat. shine on you crazy diamond, never take those meds

>>48618604
What is this sex position called?

What part of the western world is famous for having an incredibly low adoption rate of AC?
Hint: you already answered it.

Gura would say no to anal sex.

>>48619400
that's okay, I love ass but anal itself isn't worth the hassle

>>48619400
I will properly train her little butthole until she learns to love it TuT

>>48619400
I won't let her say no

>>48618389
She still lives in America because she lives with me

>>48618843
I hope he doesn't. Makes it incredibly easy to just disregard everything he claims by default.

Booba huhaha

>>48621295
I can't lie, I don't hate booba shork.

I think a barely naked Gura is sexier than one drawn completely nude.

>>48622327
Like this?

>>48622327
agreed

chumbies I bought nacho fries

>>48623603
those sound good right now

>>48623603
I wanna eat cake but I already ate too much today.

Would I get banned if I post my Gura nendorid with my goom all over it?

>>48623773
Yes, don't be a retard

>>48623773
well yes, but also that you ask means you probably already defiled it and took a picture with intention to post it post it to the art tag, pussy

>>48623773
I wouldn't mind but antigoomers wont like it

>>48623773
you can get banned for anything even if it's on topic
I've seen a guy get banned when he cum tribute some guy's waifu in /vg/

>>48623942
I do not believe cum tributes are the topic of /vg/

>>48623740
There's always a room for more cakes my friend

>>48623773
I love Gura with all my heart. I will never goom on her. Only inside.

>>48624051
based fat fuck

>>48624056
sleep tight buddy

>>48624056
Sharkdreams

we have to pound out these oreosh

>>48623740
>>48624051
Those damn FATFUCKS... They are multiplying!

>>48624158
I will start by pounding out Gura ToT

My ideal woman for headpats and mating press

So what's the latest cope for her not streaming?

>>48624583
Busy with "other people".

heh I lost money gambling again tonight buds.

Just found out Gura hates me...

Golden week is the best time for Gura to earn some Japanese Yen. Why is she not hustling?

>>48624928
Slowpokebud...

>>48624938
she is enjoying her golden week vacation with her special someone
>source?
im in her super secret discord server

>>48625197
That's right! I'm that special someone.

Fuck I gained 50 pounds

>>48625197
It's not even funny, man.

>>48625338
Americans don't believe in golden week anon

>>48624938
Because Gura doesnt care about money or numbers. I honestly wish she did because then she would stream more.

>>48624927
You just didn't gamble hard enough, your next win is around the corner!

>>48625394
Yeah, but we believe in spending time with the people we care about. And I'm sure that's what she's doing anyways.

Goddamn my farts smell like a sewer

>>48625638
Can...Can I smell it too?

>>48625536
It's been a while since my last decent win, I know the odds but it's fun to play anyways. I'm not technically using my superchat money but it's not like im sending many superchats these days anyways so...

>>48625752
I don't mind. Its pretty foul though, you strong enough to handle it?

>>48625288
Bud, 50 pounds is quite a bit...

>>48624938
>>48625428
you can't seriously honestly believe that Gura has idea that it's golden week, right?
>she works for a japanese company
yeah, i guess she might learn about it on thursday when she does her weekly check in. that's if she's paying an unusual amount of attention, though.

I miss mama shark

>>48626431
I miss my sharkwife

>>48613611
What if I told you the house she bought during the house hunting trip was in Sweden and the reason because her wwe poll said it was made from Sweden is because she was streaming from her new house? what if I told you the offcollab was rushed and was Ame's idea to make people forget about the wwe poll and kill the Sweden rrats? what if I told you she booked a return flight immediately after the poll accident and her return time coincided with the start of Ame's offcollab?

What if I told you all of this? I didn't tell you anything though.

What a fucking clown

>>48626890
I love my clown wife.

>>48626915
My sharkwife is pretty funny too

>>48623773
Catbox it.