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>> No.48598166
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>>48598154
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>48598154
>>48598166
Good back, very nice

>> No.48598245
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>>48598154
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
>7 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER YOUR TEMPANTSU
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>> No.48598304

we hate regis altare

>> No.48598376

we rape regis altare

>> No.48598422

we fuck regis altare

>> No.48598447

altare please rape me

>> No.48598517

>>48598166
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>> No.48598531
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i am having a wonderful time driving, sure hope the altventurers are sane and happy

>> No.48598537

Altare will never love you!

>> No.48598554

we love regis altare :)

>> No.48598573

altare please end my life with your own hands

>> No.48598645

altare take all my money and possessions

>> No.48598688

If you are actually angry and want to help Bettel
Try searching ISPs with 190$ plans... you can do alot of things once you know the name

>> No.48598698

>>48598645
findom anon...

>> No.48598708
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i just think he’s neat!

>> No.48598722

Why altventures like this

>> No.48598749

>>48598166
Amen.

>> No.48598759

>>48598698
i'm sorry, i can't help it

>> No.48598841

Shut the fuck up. My Pilot is on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZWSjciiRuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZWSjciiRuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZWSjciiRuI

>> No.48598846

>>48598688
i don't know what that'll do to actually help the issue but sure

>> No.48598875

If I take 1 hour to cook a batch of chicken and Eric has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take for Eric to make 6000000 baked chicken?

>> No.48598908
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>>48598875
idk lol

>> No.48598928

>>48598759
i get it anon. he’s a sugar baby you can’t help but want to treat to nice things.

>> No.48599111
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Leader love

>> No.48599207
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>>48598928
you just made me realize i see all of my oshis as sugar babies, i'm gonna be homeless..but it's worth it

>> No.48599341

>>48599207
who are your oshis

>> No.48599457
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>>48598875
A simple problem to solve.

>15 ovens x 24 hrs = 360 chickens a day
>365 days x 360 chickens a day = 131400 chickens a year
>131400 chickens a year x 5 years = 657000 chickens

This doesn’t count a leap year. Also I am very confused as to why you would come here for questions on how many chimkin you could cook, silly KFP but I am happy to provide a final solution to your question.

>> No.48599487

>>48599341
altare and flayon

>> No.48599500

>>48599457
that sure is a lot of chicken

>> No.48599552

>Flayon: acts gay with his friends to yaoibait with them
>Altare: acts gay with his friends to dominate and humiliate them

>> No.48599634

This is my first Mystic Messenger stream, is Jaehee Kang trans or just a tomboy? I keep seeing them being referred to as she

>> No.48599659

>>48599634
just a girl with short hair

>> No.48599666

>>48599634
Why would you assume she's trans kek
She's just an office lady

>> No.48599731

>>48599634
nigga....

>> No.48599768

i need to scissor jaehee

>> No.48599865
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Flay's voice sounds extra nice today for some reason

>> No.48599926

Shinri is going to kill Kiara in this indie game.

>> No.48599939

>Flay bought three more eroges on steam

>> No.48599968
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i like how i have no idea whats going on in either stream

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>>48599500
And I see you KFPs have a goal of cooking at least 6 million chickens for happy customers! That is a very lofty goal. At your current chicken cooking rate, it would take you a little over 45 years to surpass that mark.
>6000000 chickens/131400 chicken cooked a year = 45.66 years
I recommend opening new locations to meet that mark faster. It will be a huge scramble, but you can definitely finish that race.

>> No.48600121

>>48599634
>jumps to the assumption of trans first
this site has rotten your brain

>> No.48600194

I couldn't pay for ethernet this month but for some reason I've still got connection. I kind of don't want to risk using it until the almond collab so I can watch on a big screen...

>> No.48600233 [SPOILER] 
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vesper?

>> No.48600295

>>48599939
i need like a monthly stream where he reviews all the eroges he's played, management wouldn't allow it but i need it

>> No.48600358

>I feel like getting a girlfriend is easy these days
axel...

>> No.48600391

>>48599634
Why are trannies like this

>> No.48600399
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Bros...

>> No.48600440

>>48600399
What this site?

>> No.48600497

that anon that wondered if flayon's suffering from the adderall shortage, congratulations your rrat israel

>> No.48600580

>>48600440
https://hololyzer.net/holostars/
Allows you to see chat messages sent by modded users + streamer as well as SC totals, graphs and messages if you're a numberfag. Pretty nifty

>> No.48600583
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>>48598166
Amen.

>> No.48600585

>>48600497
NTA, but it was painfully obvious.
He's just like me fr fr.

>> No.48600690
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flay...

>> No.48600730

Jesus...Flay so...deliciously dominant....

>> No.48600824

>>48600399
EST bros i'm sorry but at least we'll have less overlap

>> No.48600945
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Who would play the rest of them in a live-action?
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1653530320984055809

>> No.48600966
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>>48600824
shinri wins..... for now

>> No.48601026

>>48600945
Samuel L. Jackson as Vesper Noir

>> No.48601041

God I want to fuck this office lady so badly

>> No.48601238

Those honey chips are truly a meme, at least the Korean brand. The Calbee brand is good though.

>> No.48601275

the sisters really don't like VG huh

>> No.48601320
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>> No.48601319

do not

>> No.48601373

>>48601238
Yeah, the fake butter flavor in korean snacks taste odd to me

>> No.48601420

>>48601320
dad gut Nowa so good

>> No.48601422
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wait it just hit me that the almond collab is lego star wars, the best lego game of all time no contest. max kino!

>> No.48601595

>>48599865
you're right he sounds very low energy compared to the first stream

>> No.48601614
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>>48601420
we more dad gut nowa

>> No.48601632

[sad news] clown died

>> No.48601642
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ALMOND AND BETTEL HATE US

>> No.48601649

>>48601632
HIP HIP HOORAY

>> No.48601677

>three minutes late
i blame magni

>> No.48601779

ALMOND ON THE TELLY
ALMOND ON THE TELLY
ALMOND ON THE TELLY

>> No.48601825

WTF

>> No.48601841

HOLY KEK

>> No.48601843

oh my god they are so dumb

>> No.48601876

fucking nerds i love them

>> No.48601899
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cultare be like: i'd kiss this lego piece

>> No.48601911

is this going to spoil the movies for me

>> No.48601932
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>> No.48601937

>>48601911
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father

>> No.48601945

>>48601899
i'll shove it in my pussy

>> No.48601949
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they're so silly. love

>> No.48601956

>>48601911
Luke Skywalker is the father

>> No.48601965

>>48601911
nigger it's star fucking wars
if you wanted to know how it went how the fuck haven't you watched it yet

>> No.48602015

>>48601911
Snape kills Dumbledore

>> No.48602022

Altare can’t fucking READ

>> No.48602059

They're jinxing

>> No.48602068

>>48601911
Adachi is the killer

>> No.48602074

>>48601899
I mean, when you put it like that...

>> No.48602112

>>48601911
jesus dies

>> No.48602110

Halo…

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>>48602068
altdachi edit when

>> No.48602134

Oh split screen, that's sick

>> No.48602169

Altare is already being so cute~

>> No.48602217

i hate magni

>> No.48602224

They aren't going to progress fast huh

>> No.48602265

is there ANYTHING more satisfying than collecting those LEGO pieces? makes me want to moan just watching it roll in

>> No.48602268

Magni has been acting so serious lately. In comparison to how he used to be, at least

>> No.48602277

I love Magni

>> No.48602280

>>48602224
and it's probably going to be a one off stream

>> No.48602281

Is Altare like… a child?

>> No.48602296

"You're calling me master?"
It begins...

>> No.48602303

>>48602112
What the fuck man I just left off reading at The Last Supper ( ;`Д´)

>> No.48602308

>>48601911
Anakin hates sand and n

>> No.48602324

>>48602281
He just really likes star wars and lego

>> No.48602340

>>48602281
Worse, a manchild!

>> No.48602367

>>48602281
How new?

>> No.48602369

>>48602281
he's a child in a mans body like the rest of tempus

>> No.48602379

>>48602265
OG Diablo 2 gold pieces, Diablo 2 has great overall sound design in fact

>> No.48602415

Please all of you... stop saying stinky

>> No.48602453

Stinky Winky

>> No.48602456
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>>48602303
Judas betrays Jesus after the supper

>> No.48602465

>>48602415
winky~

>> No.48602492

>>48602369
ToT

>> No.48602501

>>48602415
stinky~
SSSSSSSSSSNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.48602506

Are bionicles common knowledge

>> No.48602508

Altare only had a single Bionicle as a child…

>> No.48602520

What's up with burgerfats absolute fourth world internet?

>> No.48602544

Magni's gone off again

>> No.48602546

>>48602506
Yes, ofc?

>> No.48602549

>>48602506
For millennials, yeah. They used to have the commericals on TV all the time.

>> No.48602574

I hope they come to realise that Pregnant Padme is the meta character

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>>48602281
wah

>> No.48602611

>>48602520
It's not third-world problems, it's first-world capitalistic monopoly problems

>> No.48602645

>>48602520
I don't care, the mutts have robbed me of several Bettel streams and I'm not happy

>> No.48602670

>>48602549
I'm a millennial but a yurofag. I hadn't heard of them until Magni talked about them

>> No.48602678

>>48602595
SHOTA RAPE

>> No.48602700

>>48602506
yes
anyone born after the release of GBA SP doesn't know it exists

>> No.48602785

>>48602670
I'm Canadian and I saw ads for them all the time, but maybe they didn't catch on outside of North America

>> No.48602789

they’re so fucking cute

>> No.48602821

NUBS

>> No.48602823

all almond sex is rape. neither of them have the emotional maturity to consent.

>> No.48602832

>>48602595
source?

>> No.48602857

That's what they get for testing it out just before stream
Dumbasses

>> No.48602883

jesus christ, the way altare said “it’s scary…” sounded like an ACTUAL fucking child

>> No.48602894

Altare is having so much fun~

>> No.48602902

KEK

>> No.48602918
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>>48602549

>> No.48602921

they have no chemistry

>> No.48602930

Started to feel sexual feelings towards Altare once I treated his streams as little brother experience . What does this mean?

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They might be a little awkward together but Almond is still my favorite Tempus pairing (in a bro way)

>> No.48602969

>>48602930
you have good tastes

>> No.48602970

>>48602930
It means you're into younger men, you hag.

>> No.48602980

>>48602520
They legalized corruption under the cool name of lobby, so the companies paid politicians to make it impossible for new companies to be born so you're stuck with the single one that is available where you live. And it's usually not great

>> No.48602999

>>48602930
same

>> No.48603002

>>48602930
pedo

>> No.48603013

Why did they start with Phantom Menace? Should've just done the best one since they're not going to revisit this

>> No.48603021

>in this game
Magni confirmed lego newfag

>> No.48603089
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the music is so calming i feel like i'm being read a bed time story

>> No.48603095

Altare is 5 years old

>> No.48603108

>>48603013
Dude only now I realized why I am finding all of this so weird. It's episode I, not IV, my mind wasn't computing it

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>>48602930

>> No.48603128

Geralt week...

>> No.48603143

Magni's Geralt Week LFG

>> No.48603171

Wooo, Geralt week IKZ~!!

>> No.48603211

>>48599487
Telling me you are women without telling me you are women

>> No.48603236

>>48603013
I believe it is like The Complete Saga. You had to at least complete half of Episode I before the other episodes became available. Or at least that was how it was when I played it. Episode III in this game is kino, minus the 2 player duel between Anakin and Kenobi mind you.

>> No.48603244

Can they duel in this game

>> No.48603245

bro how is altare so unfunny

>> No.48603248

>>48602930
it means you understand his charm.

>> No.48603256

>>48602832
asked when it was posted before and nobody knew, i even tried digging for sauce just now to no avail. sorry T_T

>> No.48603275

>>48603211
eslchama you need to study your nouns and verb conjugations

>> No.48603299

>>48603245
It makes him cuter~

>> No.48603307

>>48601026
*Flayon

>> No.48603314

I hate Jar jar, please change movie

>> No.48603343

i think Jar Jar is literally the only person that talks like that

>> No.48603354

jar jar regis…

>> No.48603384

Jar Jar's run is so funny

>> No.48603387

>>48603256
it's ok i went looking and couldn't find a crumb
>>48603307
no he would be the main guy from everybody hates chris

>> No.48603422

>lego hands are the perfect shape for me
Huh?!

>> No.48603436

"actually...the lego hands are the perfect shape for me"
Dez...?

>> No.48603453

>>48603275
English is my 4th language,keep seething women

>> No.48603458

>>48603245
It usually isn't this bad kek

>> No.48603486

>>48603236
It's any order in this version

>> No.48603510

>>48603453
you're the one replying to an hour old post

>> No.48603582

"Dude, look at their mouths!!"
Why is Magni so horny for Lego?

>> No.48603598

magni a little horny...

>> No.48603676

>>48603582
*You horny for the Lego

>> No.48603726

>>48603582
do you think he has masturbated to the lego movie?

>> No.48603746

THEY'RE CUTE

>> No.48603763

>>48603726
there are very few things that I think he hasn't masturbated to

>> No.48603823

The Lego Tempus Movie...

>> No.48603853

Battlefront was fun

>> No.48603880

Man, Almond collabs make me feel so nostalgic now…

>> No.48603898

I'd like to see them play battlefront or squadron

>> No.48603945

>>48603245
Still better collab partner than flayon

>> No.48603954

If Magni was up playing gacha all night I wonder if Altare was too

>> No.48603976

>i’m mindbreaking him!!!

>> No.48604023

>altare kissing back without context of it being a reference

>> No.48604027

"What's Black Mirror?"
JFC, Altare.

>> No.48604034

>What’s Black Mirror?
What the fuck…

>> No.48604035

>esl replying to old posts
what is his endgame

>> No.48604039

tag:mindbreak

>> No.48604072

>>48603510
>And you instantly reply lol

>> No.48604088

He said the name at last

>> No.48604098

Leader is extra cringe today. This child is so happy to play Legos with Magni but I'm not sure I'm strong enough.

>> No.48604100

this guy traumadumping in the groupchat

>> No.48604112

I can’t believe Magni has a shorter attention span than Altare…

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why aren't the environments in lego games also made out of lego

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>almond making the people they possessed make out
>this chat message
kek

>> No.48604185

>>48604035
"No why you reply to the old post in 4chan,you break the rules" do retard really?

>> No.48604193

>>48604088
I don't understand why he hasn't said it till now kek

>> No.48604196

Altare in pouty little brother mode begging Dez to play CS:GO to play with him and Bettel...

>> No.48604197

>>48604098
This is the standard super sleep deprived Altare trying to be extra entertaining to hide it. I'm used to it.

>> No.48604229

>Dez, can I grab you for a quick second?
>comecomecomecomecome

>> No.48604231

>Lego
>Star Wars
>Big brother Magni
Happy for Altare.

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>>48602930
It means you have fantasies like picrel

>> No.48604298

>>48604112
How new?

>> No.48604300

>>48604138
Lego is a small brand, please understand it would be so expensive to fake with textures

>> No.48604299

DAVID GAY I LOVE YOU

>> No.48604311

KEK

>> No.48604335

>>48604241
What a nice little bro...

>> No.48604346

Based magni prefer Apex over csgo

>> No.48604347

"I'm a cute, innocent boy!"

>> No.48604381

David Gao is REAL PROOF that men watch Altare.

>> No.48604396

>>48604138
They are in the newer games aren't they?

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>>48603245
Leader is antisocial and is trying his best to act as normal as possible, plz andastand. If you gave him free reign to make jokes he'd be terminated on the spot.

>> No.48604450

magni's calling altare an npc kek

>> No.48604457

>>48604381
*Faggot

>> No.48604464

is magni calling altare a little kid TToTT UOH

>> No.48604465

>before tempus i used to have something called “life experiences”

>> No.48604472

>Altare will eventually develop feelings

>> No.48604495

>>48604381
I mean, also rpr...

>> No.48604513

https://youtu.be/WIj7gIDFDe4
Will never not be banger

>> No.48604518

>>48604464
magni legitimately thinks of altare as a child kek

>> No.48604593

>>48604381
there are a bunch of male names in his chat regularly

>> No.48604606

magni chose to be weak to look womanly....

>> No.48604611

I saw a image of Popeye yesterday that is against this board's rule, and it's not even nsfw

>> No.48604630

"That's a lifestyle choice...don't wanna get too beefy, y'know?"

>> No.48604634

>too beefy in the right places
WDHMBT?

>> No.48604641

You are now remembering Spike TV

>> No.48604648

Wtf is Ren and Stimpy

>> No.48604660

>>48604634
you know exactly what he means

>> No.48604665

>>48604641
You are now remembering 1000 Ways to Die

>> No.48604681

>>48604648
Get out of here

>> No.48604683

>>48604648
Anon...

>> No.48604702

>>48604641
Deadliest Warrior was pretty fun

>> No.48604706

>>48601911
Aerith dies

>> No.48604711

Kek no one talk about flayon stream..
Hq boys really carry tempus

>> No.48604725

>>48604665
Actually it's Striperella.
I watched that show just hoping to see nipples.

>> No.48604736

mogu mogu

>> No.48604746

>>48604681
>>48604683
I grew up like Axel, give me a break

>> No.48604767

magni will fuck anything.

>> No.48604778

>>48604648
It's literally even on one of the /co/ banners

>> No.48604805

>>48604767
How new?

>> No.48604808

>>48604746
Name every mecha show then

>> No.48604843

>>48604746
>like Axel
Ok Axel

>> No.48604859

>>48604711
Sister don't watch stream ,brotuber viewer watching hq boys right now

>> No.48604865

Jesus that moan

>> No.48604880

Imagine Tempus Battlefront 2

>> No.48604889

"To be a little droid..."

>> No.48604897

>>48604711
What's there to talk about really. /MANS/ only liveposts interesting shit or anything that borders fujobaiting.

>> No.48604926

holy samefag

>> No.48604956

>>48604880
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE FUCKING MOUSE

>> No.48604996
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48604996

>>48604767
in other news, the sky is blue!

>> No.48605111

>Didn't know Magni was in a collab because I wasn't paying attention to my notifications
>Only found out when a friend told me just now
>It's with Altare
No wonder why I didn't know.

>> No.48605130

pickles and boba...

>> No.48605142

>>48605130
dick and balls...

>> No.48605157

whoever said the cat names are dumb, i fucking hate you. pickles and boba LOVE

>> No.48605167

Hakkitos, I will watch your boy

>> No.48605173
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48605173

literally axel

>> No.48605176

Cat horder....

>> No.48605185

>>48605111
you didn't watch magni either?

>> No.48605193

EYYYYYYYY ANNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IT'S ME WATTO

>> No.48605218

How long is each movie in this game?

>> No.48605255

killing myself so i can reincarnate as a male cat, fuck either Pickles or Boba what ever one is a female and having kittens with them so Magni is forced to take care of me and my kittens

>> No.48605275

NONCONSENUAL LORE

>> No.48605283

Flayon was a slave that Tempus bought...

>> No.48605285

Tempus brought a slave and the slave is flayon...

>> No.48605300

BUYING AUTISTIC SHOTA COCK AT THE MECH RACE TTToTTT

>> No.48605304

"We didn't buy him, we...earned him...?"
Leader...

>> No.48605303

of course Magni would force his favorite fetish on Flayon

>> No.48605321

>>48605275
bettel WILL learn about otome games and he WILL like it

>> No.48605337

I'd like to order one Flayon please

>> No.48605377

>>48605304
wdhmbt...

>> No.48605386
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48605386

>>48605337
here you go altare

>> No.48605387

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.48605419

Wtf is a step guildmate vs a full guildmate

>> No.48605430
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48605430

>>48605337

>> No.48605442

step-guildmate?

>> No.48605509

>>48605185
I did, but I completely forgot he never puts collabs on his schedule unless it's being hosted on his channel.

>> No.48605512

>>48605430
10/10

>> No.48605519

>>48605386
I need this to get tagged so they both see it

>> No.48605548

kek

>> No.48605561

>That dick belongs to me
Yeah, Flayons

>> No.48605563

"Not driving in a video game~!!"
So Dez is self-aware about it, huh...

>> No.48605567

>>48605509
you also forgot he said he was doing this collab on stream?

>> No.48605595

lmao jesas

>> No.48605619

>>48604648
top tier bait

>> No.48605653

>>48605567
Dude you're replying to bait. Just watch the stream or something

>> No.48605671

why can't magni drive?

>> No.48605700

>>48605671
he's gay

>> No.48605721

not the tskr raiders

>> No.48605733

Leader laughed at "We Did It"

>> No.48605869
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48605869

yes flay

>> No.48605871

Breaking News: Altare Just Watched The Matrix

>> No.48605908

>>48605871
Old news

>> No.48605929

>>48605733
who didn't

>> No.48606014

altare’s becoming a lego star wars streamer…

>> No.48606093

>the spiderman movie was released 21 years ago

>> No.48606132

Padme looks disgusting

>> No.48606186

padme’s hair looks disgusting

>> No.48606228

Holostars Wars

>> No.48606267

Altare is being cringe again.

>> No.48606271

Padme? More like Pedome, she got in love with a little boy

>> No.48606304

Altare's desire to do dumb voices increases by 80% when he's around Magni

>> No.48606306

because kid Anakin is invincible in this game it means you can do infinite combos on him

>> No.48606309

>>48606271
she just like me fr

>> No.48606329

>>48606271
holy based

>> No.48606508

aie they're like brothers

>> No.48606545

>we’re studs and we’re bricked up

>> No.48606544

>Accidentally opened his phone's photos
Red nigga is lucky he's just been taking screenshots

>> No.48606563

>We're studs and we're bricked!

>> No.48606615

How was Shinri's stream? Took a 4h nap and missed it

>> No.48606628

I kinda want to play this game with my little siblings. Maybe I can get them to watch to Star Wars after

>> No.48606632

why does altare become so small around magni

>> No.48606693
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48606693

>leanwork

>> No.48606705

>>48606632
magni is his older brother

>> No.48606721

>vesper's schedule
he's getting stale
2 days off
2 chatting streams
2 old game
and one watch along

>> No.48606757

>>48606632
He's the youngest brother in his senpai and he's always said he looks up to Magni the most so he probably just goes lil bro mode around people that inspire him

>> No.48606799

>>48606632
He loves enabling Magni's shotacon side

>> No.48606818

>>48606757 (me)
>senpai
christ I forgot about that

>> No.48606836

moe moe kyun~!

>> No.48606860

UTINI

>> No.48606896

Magni and his conspirations...

>> No.48606901

Here we go. Conspiracy theory time

>> No.48606928

Magni…

>> No.48606981

Altare is so soft

>> No.48607030

>>48606981
he turns into baby around magni…

>> No.48607076

>>48606981
he is especially rn but im surprised he pulled off the yandere vp so well because it's obviously so not who he is lmfao

>> No.48607089

that scream kek

>> No.48607092

who turned Altare's vibrator up

>> No.48607143

I love it when idiots make dumb fighting and pain noises together

>> No.48607160

>>48607092
Me

>> No.48607192

>>48607076
he’s a little brother experience streamer

>> No.48607242
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48607242

Tell me
Why does Altare wanna sex my pilot so much?

>> No.48607250

kek

>> No.48607285

When Altare mimics a line or sound effect he just heard as closely as possible…

>> No.48607296

>>48607076
I don't think thats that shocking considering he has pulled off serial killer kayfabe since debut

>> No.48607301

>Altare is putting it in

>> No.48607309

dumbasses

>> No.48607307
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48607307

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I'm actually really excited for Minecraft later today! It'll be nice to have a quiet stream to chill out to and listen in while going about my day. Axel's said time and time again that Minecraft's not really his game, and I do understand that, but he's got a goal to work towards now! Making the coliseum! It's actually a cool idea, I think, and I'd love to see how far it goes. Ah, and then there's the menshi that was moved to tonight as well! It's just going to be a nice day today isn't it. Good for him too, a good brain off kind of day- he's been working hard, y'know? Not just for the axelotl's sake, but his own too! He mentioned returning to the gym again, so I wonder if that's what's gotten him so tired yesterday? I wish him the best of luck there, Axel's been saying he wanted to return for a while now. I really admire his desire to continuously improve himself, or to start new things. And! I think it's rubbed off on me too! So thank you Axel! Well, for somethings at least. Small stuff like talking to new people to make friends still scares the daylights out of me sometimes. But, I really do look up to this guy. He hasn't said this in a while, but I don't care if he says that he's not someone you should look up to, or however he used to phrase it, I do! I think at his heart, Axel's a very kind person and that's who I wish to be too. I love this dude lots. I'll always be wishing good sleep on him, and I hope you've been getting longer hours, good food, and great progress in everything that he does. I hope you're always proud of what you do and that you're happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.48607315
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48607315

please watch hakka

>> No.48607339

>>48607242
They're getting married so he's taking advantage of the benefits

>> No.48607365

>>48607076
Eh, he's a lot of different things. He definitely does have a bit of a dark side as well.

>> No.48607373

MAGNI NO

>> No.48607382

kek

>> No.48607391

Lore accurate EN scuff

>> No.48607447

>>48607242
he's the slave he "earned"

>> No.48607446

>>48607242
Watch stream sister your pilot need help

>> No.48607452

altare cursor… cute…

>> No.48607468

>>48607365
He sometimes has darker humor than he let's on but he definitely doesn't really have a dark side kek

>> No.48607477

Hakka is really trying to fight the little brother allegations

>> No.48607489

why is 707 the best character in the game... it pains me that it looks like he's going for zen first

>> No.48607518

>>48607446
Yeah from me

>> No.48607534

MAGNI IS THE GUILD LEADER NOW

>> No.48607545

Tempus crypto farm kek

>> No.48607582

>>48607447
Altare let himself get fucked by an oji-san slave owner to get Flayon......

>> No.48607583

I just know Magni stopped himself there

>> No.48607604

>>48607518
Then watch him lol

>> No.48607644

Jesus christ altare is a CHILD

>> No.48607662

>>48607604
I am watching Flay now
It's cute seeing his reactions to Zen

>> No.48607671

long tongue ToT

>> No.48607679

"I got a double-sided...light saber"

>> No.48607698

>>48607468
>than he let's on
he's pretty open about how dark his humor is kek

>> No.48607715

not the jar jar binks freestyle…

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this character is a masochist

>> No.48607763
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48607763

>>48607731
Betsy.....

>> No.48607789

>Rimwolrd is like Animal Crossing with violence
That's a way to see it kek

>> No.48607795

Please play a good movie if you do this again

>> No.48607812

>>48607731
you don't even know

>> No.48607837

altare…

>> No.48607845

>>48607789 (Me)
oh fuck the typo

>> No.48607848

Who made him a Rimworld

>> No.48607886

>Lando and Finn all the way to the corner of the screen

>> No.48607927

>You know what happens when I mess around with Dez
1. Violence
2. Revert to child

>> No.48607928

>You know what happens when I play around with Dez
Magni is buttpregnant again...

>> No.48607952

>>48607928
what do pregnant legos look like?

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>>48607307
missing the dingo! feels like it's been forever even though he streamed like a day and a half ago, excited to see how he cooks up the coliseum! it's a huge undertaking but i believe in him. STILL NEED THAT PARIPI COLLAB! AXEL LOVE AND AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!!

>> No.48607961

>>48607848
discmites

>> No.48607984
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48607984

what are his crimes

>> No.48608005

still thinking about the time she came here and accidentally revealed VG's debut a week before it happened.

>> No.48608018

>>48607961
impossible....

>> No.48608033

was Altare waving so hard he vibrated? cute

>> No.48608056

god he’s so cute it hurts

>> No.48608064

>>48607961
Did he talk about this somewhere? Because I don't remember it

>> No.48608093

>>48607489
Zen's the first in line in the recommended route order since he has the least content related to the main plot
Incidentally 7 has the most, and has to be unlocked separately (as does Jumin and the two additional characters), so if he tried doing 7 currently he'd just get the bad end (speaking from experience kek)

>> No.48608110

>>48608064
Ages ago in Subnautica

>> No.48608125

If Altare didn't do retarded voices he would be perfect.

>> No.48608132

He called Flay, Hakka....he wants them both....

>> No.48608148

>altare streamed at 9am yesterday
>he slept from 11am to 2am the next day
>he stayed up from 2am until now (9pm)

>> No.48608154

>>48608064
he wasn't clear about it, but he couldn't believe they made a whole world for him. now we know....

>> No.48608162

>>48608125
you will never understand the cringe little brother sex appeal

>> No.48608182

>Wants Altare to voice a fuckboy
ok.

>> No.48608214

>>48608162
I like the rest of his cringe though

>> No.48608230

>>48608162
nta but I couldn't see someone my age as a little brother anyway

>> No.48608258

>>48608110
Oh you know, that kind of rings a bell

>> No.48608286

He's inviting you please join join join join

>> No.48608310

>>48608093
I know... It's kind of like they put a fresh pie right in front of you that you are forbidden to eat...

>> No.48608356

i refuse to believe these men would know what gap moe means

>> No.48608383

MAMA ON THE TELLYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnXmwuNqnWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnXmwuNqnWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnXmwuNqnWc

>> No.48608392

>>48608356
why?

>> No.48608428

>>48608383
his time on obra dinn vs vesper?

>> No.48608522

>>48608428
You mean playing time? I think Shinri will play for longer

>> No.48608559

>>48608148
what is wrong with him...

>> No.48608562

I missed the almond stream, did they say if they're going to play again?

>> No.48608590
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48608590

>>48608310
Didn't stop my ass, I did Yoosung then immediately jumped to 7 and Ray
Route orders exist to tie the common man down

>> No.48608629

Shinri is the perfect vtuber to play Return of the Obra Dinn

>> No.48608654

>>48608258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flTyh1vQjdg#t=27m29
This is actually the second time I was able to pull up this timestamp based solely on the fact it led to this clip, kek https://files.catbox.moe/qjqffj.mp3

>> No.48608656

>>48608590
extremely based

>> No.48608724

>>48608562
It's a hard "maybe"

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>> No.48608780

>>48599634
Gooks don't like troon shit, you can rest easy knowing that they feel the same way as you do.

>> No.48608792

>>48608752
4K

>> No.48608828

>>48608752
A Mag is found levitating in Lego City

>> No.48608844
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48608844

cute sleepy head

>> No.48608917
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48608917

Altare loves indulging birthday beggars

>> No.48608948

>>48606615
Chicken didn't get him.
He's playing Obra Dien now.

>> No.48608986

>>48608917
>altare egosas

>> No.48609007

>>48608948
Yeah I'm watching it now, will watch the chimken game tomorrow morning

>> No.48609009

>>48608917
BIRTHDAY BEGGARS HATE

>> No.48609023

>>48608917
pathetic behavior.

>> No.48609071

>>48608917
Everytime he sings happy birthday I mute, I can't handle it

>> No.48609080

>>48608917
>does this for literal whos
>but when it comes to vesper

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48609090

DIE

>> No.48609110

thirst trapping in the group chat is kinda shameless

>> No.48609211

>>48609090
Why are americans like this

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48609212

>>48607959
Yeah! I'm sure he'll get help along the way while making it too! It's such a cool idea that connects with his character that I can't help but want to it it through. I want the collab as well, but Gamma's really busy these days too, which good for him he deserves the new popularity! So let's wait a little longer together!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!! Make sure to eat well and sleep good too, CHU~!

>> No.48609216

>magni is shilling is gacha game in their discord

>> No.48609222

>>48608917
>the easiest way to get special attention is to just say it's your birthday
i know what i'm doing with my milestone every month

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48609299

Vesper?

>> No.48609304

>>48609222
At least he didn't say it was his cake day or youtube anniversary or something.

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>> No.48609335

>>48609090
fucking christ

>> No.48609341

this man wants to fuck bettel so bad

>> No.48609343

>>48609216
if it wasn’t chinese magni would be a honkai streamer right now

>> No.48609357

>>48609222
altare notices when people said they were on trips or change their pfp though he will probably notice

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48609359

i hate tuesdays
UOOHHHH SEX WITH VESPER SEX WITH VESPER I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT GETTING POUNDED INTO THE BED BY THIS DUMBFUCK AND HIS POWERFUL CYCLIST THIGHS UUUUUUUUUUUU ToT

>> No.48609384

>>48609222
>trying that tactic with Altare of all people
You do know he recognizes his regulars, right?

>> No.48609567

>>48608917
I also hate the "it's my birthday" Superchats like I get it but shut the fuck up and ask for a happy birthday from actual people

>> No.48609635

>>48609090
This bitch keeps showing up everywhere. Not just the boys and I should know. I watch all of HoloproEN at the very least she talks once and leaves

>> No.48609652

>>48608917
I think that's nice lmao

>> No.48609683

>that's a liver stab
NIGGA THAT'S IN THE KIDNEY

>> No.48609703

>>48609635
>bitch
>she

>> No.48609713

>>48609635
Idk about the other boys but Flay ignores her

>> No.48609757

>>48609713
everyone does, comes off as a bot at this point

>> No.48609770
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48609770

Here leader, a gift for you. It's time to fulfill your fate as the leader of the guild Tempus. Gain wings.

>> No.48609785

>>48609359
im making a cringey au and im desperately digging through google to find references of salarymen in tight slacks just for him. imagine being an ol and vesper has the fattest thighs in the most formfitting slacks uuuuuoahhh

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48609819

looking through my files. what a wild night

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48609871

Shinri's dream

>> No.48609872

>>48609819
Fuck off numbernigger

>> No.48609876

>>48609819
the pancake arc...

>> No.48609948

>>48609770
LEADER NOOO
axel survives but loses one of his arms and eye, bettel survives but is mindbroken by being raped by demons and altare

>> No.48609972

>>48609872
>doxx sisters
>discord sisters
>soc sisters
and now
>number sisters

>> No.48609995

>>48609948
this implies axel/bettel is canon

>> No.48610000

>>48609872
over sensitive much?

>>48609876
the bell I miss it

>> No.48610092

>>48609299
who's the Wendy's looking chick on the right

>> No.48610094

Flayon is buying a $25 Mystic Messenger microtransaction…

>> No.48610106

>>48609995
Well shit, who's gonna be casca?

>> No.48610146

>>48609871
Honoroubru Sudoku.

>> No.48610148

>>48610094
He also bought stuff in the horsegame

>> No.48610149

>>48610106
Magni

>> No.48610168

>>48610092
my wife

>> No.48610176

>>48609359
>Vesper
>pounding anyone and not the one being pounded instead
good joke

>> No.48610183

>>48610094
There's a shit ton of phone calls so it's fair enough
I wish you could just buy the game outright though

>> No.48610198

Haha, love Shinri's reaction

>> No.48610201

>prime minister
he's canadian

>> No.48610206

>>48608828
HEY

>> No.48610207

>>48610092
My Wife(Male)

>> No.48610297
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48610297

time to go read some VN's and wish i was dead again
fucking shark week hate being a female

>> No.48610315

I really missed Almond collabs, hope they continue the game

>> No.48610346

>>48610297
shark weeks by far the funniest way to refer to it thank you im using tha

>> No.48610361

>>48609329
where is this from?

>> No.48610375

Altare's Valentine's VP leaked on /t/

>> No.48610384

Oh man, I love Shinri playing this kind of game

>> No.48610391

>>48610361
Flay's chat

>> No.48610424

>>48610375
Oh shit, hope they are liking it

>> No.48610492

LEAGUE HATE

>> No.48610509

not my hot office lady....

>> No.48610510

>jaehee likes league
IT'S OVER

>> No.48610595

hermanito is saving the world's water crisis live on stream, i kneel

>> No.48610601
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48610601

>> No.48610614

>If you hate chat don't look at it
based

>> No.48610618

Zen is a whore

>> No.48610706

I understand Shinri's no backseating rule but I don't know what else he wants me to comment.

>> No.48610745

>>48610706
Compliment his boobs

>> No.48610797

>>48610706
Tell him to cover up his boobs

>> No.48610836

>>48610706
If you can't stop yourself from backseating, just don't comment

>> No.48610929
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48610929

This child is so happy~

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