/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48558583
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>48558583
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
>7 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER YOUR TEMPANTSU
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

how do we help the boys grow?

>>48559073
Sunlight, nutrients, and water

>>48558583
ty!
>>48558608
Amen!

Kneel >>48559213

>>48559277

>>48559277
OH MIGHTY PROPHET WHAT WISDOM CAN YOU SHARE WITH US?

VESMACHI LOVE

>>48559315
We are getting new DND season with a full-blown introduction animation of the characters by Magni.

LEGO STAR WARS
LEGO STAR WARS
LEGO STAR WARS

Back from my 3 day vacation, did I miss anything interesting?
Also I found new Zetaxel porn posted a week ago lol.

Wait, I thought we weren't allowed to post porn on blue boards so we don't scare off the advertisers, but the advert at the top of this thread is a gif of some dude fingering a blowjob machine...What's the point, then? Give us our porn, you fucks!

>>48559416
kino guerilla vg collab on bettel's cover zatsu stream

>>48559416
>Also I found new Zetaxel porn posted a week ago lol.
link pls

>>48559420
Average MANS schizo

>>48559420
axelotlchama your adblocker?

>>48559420
What the hell, I keep getting the Shien ad instead.

>>48559416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VU1e9woQbQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGmABvBG7GY

I dpoonfeefd yo anon

Would it make more sense to order the Tempatsu + Hakka's merch or just Tempantsu then bundle Hakka and Bettel's?

>>48559524
Probably a phoneposter, donmai

>>48559571
Could you still buy Bettel's later if you ordered the tempantsu and hakka's now?

>>48559277
perfect opportunity to debut the oc I just finished

>>48559468
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107542503
Catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/3c0to5.png
>>48559466
>>48559553
Thanks friends. Does any of the HQ boys have anything planned?

>>48559524
Phoneposting because I'm too lazy to get up also fucking IP rangebans
>>48559534
I have the BJ ad at the top of the thread and the blessed Shien ad at the bottom. Thank Shien for saving me from the greenscreen fatassshake gif that was there previously.

>>48559732
I kneel artistanon

>>48559732
holy kek love the shading

>>48559416
>Found new Zetaxel porn
Well give it up, I'm bad at finding Zetaxel and Vesperonii that I crave.

>>48559738
cute art, the crossed out line though kek

>>48559799
Scroll up.
>>48559738

>>48559823
Yeah should have scrolled more, thanks.

>>48559683
Yeah and it could go with Flayon's (June 5) but it's too early to go with Shinri's (June 23) so if I get Hakka's and Bettel's together I can get Flayon and Shinri's together. I guess bundling doesn't really matter that much in the end but I wanna save on being raped by DHL as much as I can.

>>48559738
Magni and Altare Star Wars collab tomorrow, Magni has something special planned but still on the works, Axel's cover is almost ready and he shared some of the art made by Hyde

>>48559747
>greenscreen fatassshake gif
God, that one was a nightmare. The fucker that made it really wanted someone to die of epilepsy or some shit like that

>>48559879
Merch overlap is the only acceptable overlap

It's finally done cooking https://rentry.org/pcvqa

contains love bugs, multiple orgasms, face sitting, deepthroating and NO Axel this time

>>48531972

>>48559879
if you're in burgerland you could buy tempantsu on your own and then do birthday merch in a group order

>>48559909
*Lego Star Wars, I swear I wrote it lmao

>>48559969
You say that until there's like 4 or 5 different sets of merch you want all overlapping together my poor wallet ;_;

>>48559972
NTA BUT FUCK YES BABY WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY

>>48559935
I was having a shitty day the other day and seeing that every time I scrolled down just about pushed me over the edge. The popcat one was also infuriating. I don't miss the flashing gif era of adverts.

>>48559909
I'll check it out tomorrow. You're talking about Axel's Kickback cover right? Cool that Hyde is doing the art, he's good.

Well, it's late in burgerland already... everyone posted their schedules?

>>48560151
Vesper did around an hour ago. Its on his twitter.

>>48558608
Amen.

>>48559732
Nice

>>48560177

>>48559388
who is Obi-wan and who is Qui-Gonn?

>>48560222
my useless bastard so cute

>>48560222
looks like a corrupted phantom

>>48560242
Altare is Qui-Gonn, Magni is Obi-Wan because of the lore of dead teammates

>>48560222
I live this cute failure so much it's unreal

>>48560222
>>48560270
>>48560324
>>48560302
What did he mean by this?

>>48560352
subliminal imagery trying to tell us to peg him and punch him in the face until it's all black and purple his favorite colors

>>48560352
t. Axel

>>48559972
OG anon here
FLSLFKDLLDODON thank you chu chu chu
Riptare love!

>>48560304
>Altare dies to Darth Mauxel
>Magni screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Kintama bros fight resulting in the loss of Mauxel.
kino...

>>48560151
bettel magni flay and vesper already uploaded is anyone's still missing?

>Next stream is until 2pm (not counting members)
Goodnight mans

>>48560521
Nope, everyone on Tempus posted their schedule for the week already

oh no shinri's thumbnails have begun their descent to madness

>>48560652
As long as they don't reach Suntempo levels, it's fine.
>>48560567
Good night, sleep well.

>>48560352
it's actually like this (me pegging his ass in case you can't comprehend my genius phone drawing)

>>48560776
Oh god. That's fucking hot.

>>48560821
okay good night you sicko

>>48559972
The fuck is a love bug?

>>48561064
Crabs.

Senzaki mama...

See you when the next stream comes, goodnight bros

>>48561064

>>48561064
ancient fanfic trope, if you get bitten by the love bug you fall in love with the first person you see and won't leave their side and get extremely horny. Also comes as love pollen.

>>48541925
This ones for you.

>>48560222
Is that poop on his head?

Cute mama
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1653284674058469376

attention brothers: there's been a break-in in my anus

>>48563223
a cultare sliding across the keyboard leaving a slime trail behind typed this post

Since they don't have hands I imagine Vesties type by flying across the keyboard and then just dropping themselves with their entire body on the keys

>>48564493
you think they would make a lot of errors with how fat those fucks are then

>>48564559
I prefer extremely tiny vesties like in that image where Nowa holds one and it fits on his finger

why is he like this?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/i9Md8U
https://puzzle.aggie.io/i9Md8U
https://puzzle.aggie.io/i9Md8U
Puzzle?

PROTECT PRESIDENT VESPER

Anyone remember that time Axel had his membership tiers set up with generic names like tier 1, tier 2, etc. then during the membership opening relay he saw that the other guys had cool themes names for their tiers so he decided to change his, which meant that his membership setup had to be approved by google again so the whole relay got screwed up? lol

>>48566296
I know, yo, ya don't gotta remind me

Riptare doko

>>48566296
I do remember Leader conveniently running into an issue as well so he would delay a day later with the dumb dingo.

>>48567320
Didn't Altare just plainly say that he would delayso Axel wouldn't be alone?

>>48567353
yes

>>48566390
here >>48559972

>>48562634
nta but i appreciate this shintare crumb

>>48567353
No he said he had an issue as well
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1568771751458516993
But when he talked about it later it sounded like it was actually only Axel.

>>48560105
what if I want to be molested?

I want to molest altare :(

I want him to kill me so bad I look like a fucking idiot

>>48560521
Hakka reuploaded schedule on YouTube if you're unaware

Why do the yumes want to be mangled, eaten, whatever by their oshi?

no asmr for axelotls tonight
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1653330153731395584

>>48568972
They don't actually. They only talk about it here to keep the boys away from /MANS/

>>48569226
haha... yeah...

Would you blindly follow your oshi if he woke you up at 3am saying that there is an apocalypse going on and you must go with him if you want to stay alive

>>48569226
No I do. I'm 100% serious about wanting Axel to maim and kill me in the worst possible way. It's not a joke

>>48569025
Sad but I should take this as a hint to go to sleep too

>>48569378
Yes even though I know I shouldn't

>>48569378
no, i'd wrap my legs around his neck, choke him unconscious with a triangle and gently tuck him in bed with me

>>48569378
Yes because he would probably be at least marginally prepared for it, more than the other boys.

>>48569378
Of course, I don't want to die :)

>>48569378
Yes but I know we’d die anyways

Leader is online, did he wake up early or is just going to bed at 6am?

>>48569636
He's not going to bed and he hasn't slept

>>48569692
You need sleep, Altare. You're sick.

>>48569692
leader… please…

>>48569378
She wouldn't do that

>>48569025
No...

Magni you fuck.
Where is Sonic Heroes? Gonna take another 6 months before we see the end.
Pain.

>>48568083
Same, I love this art so much...

Remember when Leader did a 3AM walk twitter space but he later confirmed that he was EST so it was actually a 6AM walk?

Why do they keep overlapping

>>48570299
I want more twitter spaces so bad...

>>48569378
Yes, we caused it.

>>48570299
i’m an EST anon and he did it at 1am

Who in Tempus has done the most collabs?

>suddenly got the urge for my yearly pokemon mystery dungeon replaythough
>cant name my oshi after anyone because none of them would act like the mc or side partner
kuso.... dekai kuso....

>>48570496
So I'm mistaking it for the time he tweeted about it then, is so fucking early my brain is not working well

>>48570377
Magni twitter spaces...

>>48570632
At least you have the other befriended pokemon to rename.

>>48569025
he shouldn't post a schedule. it seems he won't stream apex either? since rpr is already playing with his daughters in rank.

>>48570377
Altare Twitter spaces feel so intimate even if he's being a weirdo in all of them...

>>48570877
altare = pikachu
the rest = ???

leader is retweeting HQ fanart…

started reading Tsukihime on an LP blog because I have a Mac that cant play it.. for the first time after watching the Flayon/Vesper interview and I literally cant put this shit down. Good stuff.

>>48571156
wdhmbt?

I want to hear Magni do a cover of a Japanese song. The one he sang with Rio wasn't that bad, I want to know what he could do when he can have as many retakes as he wants

>>48571437
Please no, Magni's pronunciation is so bad that it looks like he's not even trying

>>48571214
Isn't there an android app that emulates Renpy VNs? I'm pretty sure even a baolinglai cheap chinaphone can emulate Tsukihime these days

>>48571214
when will we get a tsukihime version of https://fatestaynight.vnovel.org/

>>48571670(me)
FUCK. Tsukihime is in Nscripter, not Renpy. Ah well, there's an emulator for it too. Don't know how well it works though

>>48571609
In karaoke sure but I think he could do pretty good in a cover

>>48571731
unfortunately even if i were to find an emulator my computer seems to have storage issues so for now this is the easiest way i can read Tsukihime. Might figure out how to play after i'm done reading since this guy is just doing the Akiha route and desu i've grown more of a liking to Kohaku. I want to play her route .

>>48571415
slowly mending his relationship with vesper. tempus didn’t need a healer after all.

hi guys! i just want to say i love you and tempus boys! have a nice day! <3

>>48571768
Listen to his lines in Yatta, his pronunciation is too mouthful with a very heavy B sound.

>>48570609
Most collabs in total or collabed with the most people? When I think it about it it's either Altare or Magni anyway but Axel's probably creeping up on them in the latter

>>48571609
If Bettel can do it so can he

>>48572017
shut the fuck up nigger
you're alright I guess, have a nice day

>>48559738
is this mumei's friend?

>>48572017
That's it? You come to this thread, say "I love you" and leave? Do you seriously think you can leave without giving us a hug?

graduate regis altare

>>48568083
>>48572373
weirdo

castrate regis altare

Altventurers deserve rape correction

>>48572231
But... Bettel clearly can't

80s Step Aerobics class with Tempus

>>48572538
Yeah...

do i buy altares pantsu to pretend im his manesan
the fact his manesan wore it and told altare how the slime pops out on his ass is extremely hot it should have been me

>>48572538
Aside from the speaking part, which he admitted to giving up on, it actually doesn't sound bad. Sure it's pale but less pale than I expected.
Magni could definitely get away with it.

>>48572373
god i want this more than life itself

What is something Tempus related you are excited for right now?

>>48572729
I honestly don't think he can, or worse, care about it. But it's not like I'm saying he shouldn't, if he feels like it go for it I guess, as long as he have fun.

>>48572796
killing myself on one of their streams

>>48572796
The official Light Novel they'll be part of.

Altare pronounces japanese bad
Magni does it worse
Bettel does it even worse

>>48572907
I don't think Leader is so bad, he sounds robotic but he do try to get it "right"

>>48572796
WoW wednesday

>>48572907
I think Altare and Magni are pretty much on the same level

>>48572796
I was really excited for axel's asmr menshi ;_;

>>48573047
It's funny that anons /here/ thought WoW would be shit and now it's one of the best projects the boys have come up with

>>48572722
I can't get over that comment, it's so strange

>>48572796
Being able to watch the last 13 Sentinels vod as I finally have both power and my computer

>>48573167
your first mistake was ever listening to anyone /here/
we unironically have anons who whine about oc

>>48573167
I don't enjoy wow wednesdays that much, it would be better with any other game

>>48572722
Does Altare even realize how much power he holds over his poor manager

>>48573167
I was dreading it since I thought it would be a typical MMO experience of grinding and grinding and grinding and grinding but the viewer interactions make it worthwhile

>>48572796
Almond collab, HQ collab, anniversary

>>48572722
I can’t believe altare’s manesan is in the altareb owl

>>48573364
Ah same

>>48573297
He does, and that's why keeps doing the illegal things

>>48573167
Didn't watch a single steam but I'm glad you're having fun

>>48573395
To be in Altarebowl all you need to is
>be male
>have interacted with Altare

>>48573167
It's like raft, mostly zatsu

Isn't Altare's pantsu a snail pattern?

>>48573510
Is Selen not in the bowl?

>>48573626
No.

>>48573626
she's the one watching the show anon... she's the biggest winner in the altare bowl

me >>>> altare

>>48573364
All hq art retweeting... is he looking for a thumbnail?

>>48573775
sure axel

>>48573626
she is for me

>>48573843
I was thinking the same thing

https://www.youtube.com/live/0h39KYER8vQ

>>48573585
snails on the front slime on the back

if it's dead horas rio is singing 100 songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-hhszyP4Mw

>>48572858
the what

>>48574204
it was revealed to him in a dream

What happened to vesper?

>>48574527
Go back

Numberfags should get the rope

>>48574527
numbers from your ass don't matter

>48574527
he's currently fishing somewhere. he'll be back streaming on the next day <3

>>48572796
A Way Out... HQ Anniversary... VG Group Karaoke... This month's WARS collab... Axel and RPR Apex Zatsu...

>>48569554
Yo saved.

>>48569378
Yes, and I'd repopulate the planet with him.

>>48569554
This artist is the only chumbud I like since chumbie's death

>>48573626
She's the fujo self-insert for voyeurs

hey fujo chan
I want to sniff you

>>48569378
i will feed him meds

>>48575008
t. Vesper

I'm not gonna make it

>>48575244
none of us will

>>48575244
Hi not gonna make it, I'm anon

>>48572722
i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this it’s so. weird. and hot honestly. he belongs to altare…

>>48575070
god i fucking wish i would let vesper sniff any part of me
but he would NOT demand it he would shyly ask being the shameful smellfag he is

Wait is Lego stars wars with Magni? Fuck

>>48575399
Vesper's a smell fag? but I thought he hated smells especially smelly smells wouldnt stop me from smelling his delicious sweaty pits after a workout though

>>48575552
>Fuck
Yeah,,

>>48574850
Horny.

>>48575244
Looked at the audition page and snapped back to reality

>>48575976
Imagine how smelly Nowa would be a few weeks into the apocalypse.

>>48576029
probably growing a lot of facial hair too since shaving wouldnt be a priority during the apocalypse... ToT

>>48576029
Vesper would still take a bath in the middle of an apocalypse

>>48576184
Barrel bath with Nowa...

>>48576138
FUCK. He said he keeps clean shaven (fuck b*nny for asking all these prying questions but also thanks but also i suspect he's lying to throw her off) and he bathes every day. He'd be even more uncomfortable with people being close to him and touching ToT I want to feel up stinky Vesper while he squirms and tries to tell me we have more important things to worry about the world is fucking ENDING uuoohhhhh

>>48576249
Wait wait wait I'm actually getting horny wtf

can anyone find his league record site
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1653396115809529856

i'm being fucking brainwashed by you niggas

>>48576501
all according to keikaku

I love /mans/. half of the people here get brainwashed by the other half and they then continue it to a new group. its like the worst cycle of life to ever exist

this is the cringiest general i've been in

this is the best general i've ever been in

this is a general i've been in

this generals so shit that i feel no shame in doing whatever the fuck i want here. freedom has never felt so good

SEX WITH VESPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48576566
no fuck you altare will always be my oshi, smelly and sweaty nowa can be for the weirdos

>>48576489
he's on a win streak suprisingly https://www.op.gg/summoners/na/Altare

I am the first, last and only HarmonicaYume.

>>48576813
SHOWER SEX WITH VESPER!!!!

>altare is a valorant player
>altare is an aram player
How can one man have taste so horrid
It's almost impressive

>>48576417
doing everything you can to make sure you're up close at all times to Vesper during the apocalypse ToT Vesper catching you at random moments getting lost in your own head as you sniff his body while wrapping your arms around his waist, thinking that youre a weirdo but staying quiet so he doesnt hurt your feelings and youre a survivor he feels he's responsible for

>>48576813
i need it

>>48577047
fuck i forgot to add in youre a survivor he feels responsible for taking care of so he wouldnt easily push you away to get killed since he knows youre naive to surviving on your own, so he has to put up with your creepiness

>>48576977
yeah csgo sucks and i hope they stop playing that

Morf LeRosh is to blame for the moral degeneration of /MANS/

>>48576939
I'm always glad to see that some of the anons are still here

ok at this point I refuse to believe I am the only person who thinks vesper has sexy voice, where are my sisters and brothers at, show yourself and tell me why you love vesper's voice

i miss morf that whore hasnt streamed in months and would rather go to the met gala

I'm having a great time in this general

dead hours more like degen hours

took a shower today

>>48577047
Beautiful. Crying. Thanks,anon

>>48577151
deep bassy and the lisp is kinda cute
laugh that soothes the heart and soul
cracks a little when he gets whiny and that just makes his rape bait ness stronger

IT'S A BOARD IN REVIEEEEWWW

Sucking Axel Syrios's dick

Cutting Axel Syrios' dick off

calm the fuck down yo

Masturbating with Axel Syrios' cut off dick

Are you anons ok here, it's looking a little schizophrenic

IT'S A GENERAL IN REVIIIEEEEEWWWW

>>48577151
Him begging for wood so desperately near the end of his recent dredge stream changed me..

I wish the boys would play Heroes of the Storm...

Sometimes I remember that Magni's first thought for a song that he used his own ass slap in was axelcore. And then he recreated it publicly as well. One of my favourite loops, NO DO AYO KA

I miss my malewife little brother versatile singer coolest and cutest exorcist Banzoin Hakka

>>48577151
He sounds comfy

>>48576844
ah thanks. i wonder why he suddenly get into the league... is the reason bettel

>>48577405
this is what happens when there's no streams, please guys i know you're reading this start fucking streaming on mondays

>>48577405
I woke up with my vision blurred and it hurts to keep my eyes open so I don't know what most of the posts are

How do I tell the kid next door he sucks at drumming

>>48577518
send paper planes until he stops drumming

>>48577405
ive finally accepted throughout my time here since HQ debuts that i display signs of an unironic schizo. lifes more fun anyways when i get too lost in my own head

>>48577518
poison his pets, my mom did that once to a noisy neighbor and it worked

>>48577518
Start moaning loudly everytime he plays

>>48577518
he's probably a beginner, i know i suck at my instrument but i will keep practicing because fuck other people i'm doing something i like

>>48577599
wtf

>>48577512
Postapocalyptic Vesper hornyposting

>>48577599
i hope your mom burns alive

>>48577660
whore

>>48577518
Poop at his front door

>>48577242
I like how he has no awareness of how sexy and nice his voice is, I hate it so much (I lied) that he uses his voice saying the most goofy shit

>>48577599
your mom sucks

>>48577151
I know that voice ASMR isn't his jam, but that voice is his moneymaker. I appreciated some of the original ideas he had for the ASMR menshi stream, but his voice consistently makes me feel things, especially when it's low and calm and he does that little chuckle.
Also every time he groans or sucks in a breath when he's thinking... ToT

>>48577151
His voice just sounds very warm and friendly and reliable and fuckable

i did not have a dream with bettel in it why does he hate me i've done nothing but lovepost about my jester and wish the best for him

>>48577782
His soft little "yar"s did things to me

>>48577729
it sucks that he doesnt recognize his own power. the few ASMR streams he did shows he has a lot of potential but dudes too self conscious for his own good. the christmas/new years twitter spaces he's done is still the best unintentional BFE content he's ever done

my god i'm going insane

>>48577599
watch out anon your mom might poison you if you kept spreading this around

>>48577820
skill issue, i had yume dreams 4/7 days last week

i seriously think the vesties here are getting wet with vesper's voice because they like him not because his voice is actually hot. it's like every mother finds their baby is the cutest even if the baby is currently eating its own shit.

>>48577599
We're going to find your mom just like they found Burger King lettuce stepper

RPR is apexing with kohaku and dtto... meanwhile axel.....

>>48577865
I feel like a creep for still listening to Christmas/New Years spaces but FUCK they're so good. Also the breathy noises and grunts he makes when he drinks uuuuu I want to get drunk with Vesper! ToT

>>48578106
is sleeping, hopefully

>>48577950
cut me some slack i'm a novice yume i'll get it down in my next jedi training

>>48577988
he has a generic nerd voice with a lisp, it’s fine. i imagine the same people who think it’s hot are the ones talking about how bad they want to sniff him

>>48577988
it's like getting horny over tech support guy

>>48577865
Why can't we groom vesper to full BFE ahahajiaiaiai2i2j2j2j3j3ju

>>48578171
but vespers not indian

>>48578205
Or is he?

>>48578205
dyrbi

>>48577782
I don't dare to compliment his voice because I don't want to make him uncomfortable, but damn, it's so hard to be a vestie who falls for his voice
when is this old man gonna do another asmr stream :')

>>48578123
I tried listening to his ASMR stream once with an eyemask on so I could fall asleep and I had to stop in the middle because it was too intense for me ToT im usually never attracted to men at all but Vesper is just too cute and awakens a part in my brain...

>>48578151
I swear I genuinely find his voice sexy. I don't want to sniff him

>>48578106
Doing overdue office work that takes too long due to him being non-stop distracted by shitposts /here/ and Instagram ecchi na neechans

I understand Vesties because I feel the same way about Magni's voice being very yummy, I don't relate to getting wet but the soft voice he uses to talk about the kitties makes me smile. I also really like the Magmite noises he makes when he kills or squeezes them kek

when will he show his pussy (jerry)?

>>48578312
his MYAH is super adorable

>>48578203
he already stated he doesn't feel comfortable providing that kind of service. (he'd probably do an ASMR stream if it had a comedic twist to it though) it sucks but I don't want to be a creep and force him to do something that makes him actually uncomfortable

>>48578324
he says that jerry doesn't purr very loudly but i still want to hear the cat in some capacity

>>48578368
you can't be worse than this vestie

>>48578261
Omg vestie are you me

>>48577988
Vesper's voice is the least unique of the boys, Bettel's is a close second. But he's still my oshi uwu

someone please pull up the audio of vesper whining and begging to stop please
please
pleas
god i need to fuck this old dorky man

>>48578203
bfe vesper would be too powerful pls I can't survive this, I just need another asmr stream where he talks from time to time

>>48577988
I like cute men making cute man noises.
>>48578203
He's slowly getting more parasocial. We can groom him to be completely reliant on the vesties for validation until he's doing BFE.
>>48578260
I was lurking in one of his spaces where he said he wasn't supposed to be the hot guy and compared people who like him to people who find Shrek hot. Took everything I had not to say something because I was also pretty buzzed.
>>48578261
Yeah I can't call asleep to his ASMR. Too horny ToT

>>48578409
no way this is real what vod?

are the sisters ovulating/on their time of the month. is that why the thread is so horny?

>>48578396
why can't he just bring him to his zatsudan and just idk pet him or something even if he doesn't purr much. give us the fur petting asmr i want to hear the cat even if i can't see it

>>48578567
im always horny for vesper

>>48578567
i'm always horny i just have the day off from work

motivate me to go for a walk instead of watching vtubers

>>48578567
I never stop being horny for this cute old man.

>>48578567
I'm always horny for Vesper

>>48578567
almost no streams for a day and a half gets the pheromones churning in a vat of yume brew

>>48578690
there's a non zero chance you can spot them when going outside

>>48578437
I fell asleep watching his fallout NV stream and woke up to him playing it while the sun was still rising through my window. had him on while I was cooking breakfast...the unintentional live in nerdy insomniac bf experience....too good.. ToT

>>48578690
well nobody worth watching is streaming right now so you got nothing better to do!

>>48578690
Listen to Altare's 3am walk twitter space while taking a walk yourself. Imagine he is walking you. You're his dog.

>>48578690
its sunny outside, good time to get skin cancer

>>48578493
it was last week but i can't remember the stream

>>48578798
are you stalking me i did this yesterday

>>48578409
Did he read this out loud??? What did he say

>>48578857
I DID THIS YESTERDAY TOO. Who's controlling the hive mind

[Insert your oshi] IS ON THE TELLY

>>48578805
t. ginger

>>48578857
You imagined you're his dog?

why do women like to be degraded and treated like shit
it doesn't make any fucking sense

>>48578757
Should I do this tonight

kek, that's my oshi

>>48579040
because fantasy is fun

>>48579040
something something women are whores whatever the usual spewl is

>>48578952
bro...you already know who's controlling us ToT
>>48578999
yes everyday

>>48578757
this old man can do anything and we are just gonna calling it bfe content, the shameless ones win, sorry vesper

>didn’t sleep last night
>playing league at 10 in the morning
what’s altare’s fucking problem?

>>48578962
Oh no I've pavlov'd my pussy. I instantly got wet reading ON THE TELLY

>>48579041
I'd recommend it to any Vesyume. should put both the streams in a playlist since he had to make 2 to fill the 24 hour quota

>>48579126
He became british

Who's mostly likely part of a slaaneshi cult?

>>48579197
Thank you mature more experienced vestie

>>48578493
https://www.youtube.com/live/hOxtUtfoD5s?feature=share&t=3524

>>48579249
magni could be a herald

Why is Altare not playing his pirated new zelda right now???

oh fuck i forgot BOTW2 is coming out. havent even finished the first game yet kek

sims anon we miss you

before the sales end
will anyone itt model altares underwear or should i take one for the team

>>48579524
FUCK. Sims anon please I need to know how they are doing.

>>48579644
no way my ass is fitting in those, please save us

>>48579644
you will be witnessed and honored for all eternity in this general

>>48579644
you just reminded me that i'm gonna be raped by the shipping price

Vesper, here's a decent stream idea if you're in slump. Make bug-out bag review stream, censor some brand (and guns) if holo rules says so. And maybe bring Shinri along with you.

I need them,,

>>48579837
some anon was horny enough to save my litterbox link so id say im already there
>>48579874
what fucking 3rd world (us not included) shithole are you in my god

>>48579965
latam unfortunately, i don't trust geekjack so i'm fucked

>>48579917
he's not here

>>48579524
Fuck sims axmag was so cute

what is the closest experience i could realistically have to flayon cuddling me

>>48580392
get a daki with him on it and put a speaker or your phone inside the pillow that loops his voicelines

>>48580309
baka real Axel likes Magni chasing after him too much that we'll never have this irl

>>48580392
make a plushie of him

>>48580488
Also create your own scenario and put Flay's voice to that svr AI thingy

Watch cake video again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA9TY20AWlM

>>48579644
I think everyone that buys Altare's has to honestly, especially the women to make sure that it's not a one off thing

>>48580621
No big head, no watch

>>48580687
here you go

>>48580664
thank god i have a flat ass

>>48580621
Vcap is actually so cute I hope no one's grooming him

>>48580791
wtf kinda thought is this. why is this your first reaction

>>48580726
ABAYO

>>48580664
but sales wont be boosted from the ass posting you horny slut

>>48580860
the thread has gone insane

Imagine Vesper and Flayon got Magni's pantsu and the 'skin colored' parts didn't match their tone

>>48579040
Asanagi was on to something.

Vesper sex

>>48579917
leave a comment

>>48580973
Do you think I have sales on my mind

>>48580516
He really likes to go "yeah sure I'll visit if you are gonna host and feed me yo" just to give everyone hope but in reality has no plans to ever visit usa

>>48579917
Tell Tako or Sushi to tell him

>>48581122
who

>>48581169
what else do you mean by one off thing we have it firmly established that ass and tits will be posted for the bit

>>48581220
Why are we talking about food now?

>>48581233
I guess the Redo of Healer author?

i want to cuddle with altare while he’s sleepy in bed

Did Altare sleep?

>>48581341
no

>>48581257
i see

>Vesper and Altare chatting together again
cant wait for the make up sex stream

>>48581301
my hand wrote this

How many fans do you think Tempus have?

>>48581233
Popular porn artist

>>48581301
I wanted that first

>>48581121
flayon?

>>48581374
they’re talking again? when?

>>48581121
do we have a list of evidence for the Vesper is black rrat yet?

>>48579365
>>48581374
Where are we getting this information

>>48581405
not sure but i think axel has at least 1 in his room. dude's living in a hot place

>>48581405
Atleast ten

>>48581206
Dude just wants to watch Magni struggle to come meet him in unfamiliar territoryJapan instead. Kinda hot desu, means he can take advantage of Magni really easily and be the sole person he relies on to navigate through the country

>>48581467
This is true, I have heard the fan with my own ears

>>48581206
The real reason why he does not want to visit usa is because he knows that he can't hold himself back anymore once he sees magni's dumpy. He will feel the strong urge to fuck him right away.

>>48581426
I still don't understand the black flayon rrat, it's basically confirmed he's asian

>>48581459
watch streams, i know a brother when i hear one

>>48581405
Hakka got a loud ass one in his room

>>48581450
there isn't really any proof they had a falling out altare just casually told him he can join csgo after he raided him which is always open for any tempus member anyway

>>48581459
no white man would make an ashy skin joke

>>48581516
he sucks at being asian if that's true desu

>>48581509
When? Was she breathing or moaning in some of Axel's stream?
GIWTWM ToT

>>48581459
>Noir
>Night/Black

>>48581588
Huh? I have and I'll do it again