/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

squeeb

Didn't see that coming!

If the bears ruin this after 3 days of not seeing the wife I might just off myself

>>48540632
I
LOVE
FAUNA

>>48540852
Serve us all in your sacrifice and take out some bears with you

yay for Fauna!

KROFAU SEX

>go sleep early
>fauna senses inexplicably wake me up at 2 am
>see stream frame
>go back to sleep because i cant watch it live at that hour
excruciating pain

>>48529715
HOW DID HE KNOW

Man, ngl, I kinda would prefer just normal ass minecraft over this...

>>48541057
The same way that I knew Fauna was going to cancel yesterday's stream a minute before she made the tweet. You watch Fauna long enough and you start to become Fauna

>>48541019
Oh hey, you're me. I fucking hate late FST streams bro. You're not alone. Good sleeps to you, EU bro

>>48541057
Wait till after the stream for it to be 100% accurate.

>>48541127
Everyone would, that's the worst part. Weight up whatever this will be versus cute kirin in Bioshock 2 and MC, and we're losing like what, 6 hours minimum of Fauna for this.
Fucking christ I hate offcollabs

She always wanted to do this properly. So I will shut my mouth. But I really don't want to listen Kronii ASMR. I don't know what to do about that.

>>48541213
I just hope it's only a couple day visit and Wednesday is back to normal.

i can't wait for the over-positive comments and supas such as "it was worth the wait" and the like...
>>48541057
doomposter alway right.

>>48541158
I can't see Kronii taking this seriously, so it'll end up being dogshit. He might have the length wrong, but it'll definitely be scuffed.
Worst part is Fauna won't immediately ragenuke the VOD if it's scuffed because "muh friends" like she does for any of the 50 cancelled ASMR's thus far

You guys think Fauna and shondo still keep in touch? Miss their colabs

>See tweet
>ugh I hate Kronii
>open /uuu/
>home
I love you guys

You faggots are never happy huh?

>>48541306
Bold of you to expect this to survive to the VOD

>>48541273

Yeah havent they wanted to do this for like a year now?

>>48541446
This isn't something to be happy about so no. Gonna probably end up being a week of no solo streams for one shitty ASMR where Kronii mails it in and a full super chat reading of discord faggots gushing about how much they loved it.

>>48541446
sorry for not liking vesper's egocentric onahole

>>48541440
Welcome home sapling. I might just bow out now actually, I can't be fucked staying awake for what'll be a shitty ASMR. I'd normally sacrifice infinite sleep for Fauna but...yeah, this won't be worth it. Hope I'm wrong and you have fun saps.

>>48540632
i'm only watching kronii cause it's on faunas channel, if not i won't
plz tell the timecucks to behave

>>48541515
Yes, I think Kronii really wanted to do a hair brushing asmr.

kronii hard filters me, hope some of you guys can enjoy at least

>>48541446
I imagine people who are excited for it or ambivalent towards it aren't really going to post about the fact. It's only the people who hate Fauna interacting with specific people that seem to post. Happens every Bae collab. The whole 4 Kronii collabs to date. Saplings sure don't seem to reflect their oshi here

just wanted to say that i love fauna from hololive english council and only fauna from hololive english council

Hey /uuu/, /inf/ here. Looking forward to the stream later.

Sorry you have to deal with /#/ and /cgdct/ false-flagging faggotry right now; they're really pushing this weird-ass angle especially hard today.

Fauna will be doing something she loves with a friend she cares for, so I'm looking forward to it.

Kronii's ASMR voice is pure sex kino and you will get to hear Fauna masturbating live on stream.

>going to be asleep for it
FUCK

I like Fauna but I hate Kronii. Be respectful though. Just don't watch it.

Gay

>>48541891
Thanks clock bro, hope you enjoy the collab! Don't come to /vt/ tomorrow.

>false-flagging faggotry
what if you accept your oshi isn't liked by a decent amount of the people

>>48541891
Don't worry, most of us love Kronii too.

>>48541891
I genuinely hope your clock whore dies in a plane crash on the way home.

>>48542087
She sold so little merch that she had to take a bus, cant afford the plane ticket.

>>48541891
I genuinely dislike Kronii but as long as shitflinging is contained to this site it's fine. Better here than chat or comments.

>>48541891
Your oshi lied to and betrayed you. Don't forget.

>>48542057
damn you got raped by shippinh

Bioshock and Minecraft died for this... please don't tell me tommorow will be another collab

>>48542057
>not day 1
Look at this bandwagonner.

You know, I think I liked the bootleg /uuu/ better. This thread is somehow worse already.

>>48542214
could have been worse desu
>>48542260
yeah, stil hurts

>>48542245
Nah tomorrow will be the normal off day just spending it with Kronii sadly, probably Wednesday too. I wouldn't expect a normal stream until Friday.

Now more than ever

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

Let catalogfags burn out

>>48541891
2 days of missed streams to placate a homosleeve whore whore betrayed her fans.
You're really not welcome here, cluck.

>If you don't like Kronii you aren't a real Sapling
I mean yes there are clearly drama baiters here but let's not go too far.

I hope they do heartbeat asmr together at the same time while they kiss

>>48542203
>>48542479
What's this about?

>>48542539
how new?

>>48542479
Oh hi breadbaker, here to police your thread again?

>>48542539
Seaschizos schizoing.

>>48542480
This is what Kronies always try to push.

Hmm, I feel like a lot of this discussion is off topic.

>>48542539
Mental illness by the looks of it.

>>48542586
Already told you I don't give a shit, make /uuu/ as much as you want in downtime, done arguing. Like the fact you ignored me saying this last thread to push this faggot narrative. Here, I'll help: >>48540423
Not the baker, it's sad you need to keep clinging onto that fact to cope to be an anti.

glad she's back, but I can't fucking stand kronii...

>>48542744
Me neither. I'll be skipping this one.

Imagine if this was another one with Gura instead. What a waste

>>48541891
/inf/ is infinitely worse than /#/

Hey retards, this is likely the only fucking stream because Kronii needs to go the fuck back home for the Uno stream

saplings don't do dramas, saplings only wants their mommy

What does Kronii have to do for you guys to forgive her?

>>48541891
Actual sapling here:

I dislike your blue whore too, hope you guys enjoy cleaning Vespers cum off her

>>48542331
the 5am tourny?

>>48542956
>>48542744
>>48542479
Hmmmm

>>48542662
Don't worry the janny will show up eventually, he always does every single thread.

>>48542889
Graduate

Man Kronii cucking you guys on stream is really getting to you guys?

>>48542889
The damage is done broski. She can do whatever she wants at this point, just stay the fuck away from Faufau.

>>48542889
I just can't stand her doomer persona + she's boring as sin

>>48541891
We love cgdct here though.

>>48542866
Say you haven't bothered to check out both and compare without saying it.

Am I in /inf/ or /uuu/? Stop talking about Kronii doing stuff unrelated to Fauna.

so many falseflagger saplings here. becareful, fellow saps. don't get baited easily

I thought you guys visit /mans/ and enjoyed the cross collabs.

>>48542876
Why can't she play Uno from Fauna's place?

>>48543122
This is what happens when saplings don't get to build up their immune system...

>>48542889
There's nothing to forgive
She's reddit personified and she treated her viewers like dog shit
She is what she is, and I want her around Fauna as little as possible

>>48542889
Do what Mumei did, but she will never do that.

>>48543181
Uno means one, you can't have two people there at the same time

>>48543122
What if Kronii just isn't popular here and people would rather have had normal streams instead of this

>>48543124
you got the wrong split, that's /inf/

>>48542331
The Mother's day vacation and now this, man this month sucks

>>48543122
>falseflagger
Is it that hard to accept that there are a lot of people that hate Kronii?

>>48543233
naruhodo...

>>48543317
>see multiple posts today before any of this stuff was confirmed trying to gin up people into fighting about Kronii and Fauna
I have to wear extra protective sunglasses because you glow so brightly, you dunce.

>kronies raid /uuu/ to shill their whore
Truly cuckbeat 2.0

>>48541614
Holy shit this is my fetish

>>48541273
Just dont watch the stream you retard. Why do people get confused about shit they dont want to watch?

>>48543122
What makes you think all saplings would like kronii? theyre at complete opposites as far as what kind of entertainment people are looking for

>/#/ still desperately trying to turn /uuu/ into a satellite thread

>>48543565
Because that anon is a kronie

>>48540729
BURY YOU ALIVE IN A PIT OF MANURE

>off collab
huh?!

>>48541614
>>48543475
She talks about enjoying having her hair brushed almost every ASMR stream she does, it might be hers as well

>>48543604
>Trying

>>48541147
>become Fauna
...sisters

>>48543122
you can be a sapling and still dislike the blue whore for being an unprofessional liar, crazy I know

>>48541446
Ignore the Kronii haters, we got raided last collab too. But you kind of understand the frustration. This would've fine if it was after a normal week, but last week we got 3 streams, of which 1 was ASMR. And Fauna said that she's going on a Vacation in a couple of weeks.

>blame numbers
That's a kronie alright. Here to defend Kronii huh

Tired of the current timeloop so I'd like to start a new one

>>48543783
i didn't care or watch the other collab i only watch fauna. i wanted her POV

>>48541147
>become fauna
god i wish that were me

>>48543905
gifted memberships were a mistake

Reminder, anyone who uses the term /inf/ are part of false flags ops by /hlgg/ or /#/.
That is all.

>>48543905
Don't worry, that bunch of niggers have been doing the same in almost every Kronii stream in the last 2 weeks to get some clout and prove they're the "good ones"

>>48544012
Have you tried using a forwarder for shipping? Surely that'd be cheaper than what you're dealing with now.

>>48542057
>>48542214
>>48544012
Also shipping rates for Kronii sucks.

>>48544012
Please go away

>>48542586
I had 4 different images prepared in case there was a kronii collab, 3 in case of mumei, and 1 in case of all three. My autism extends to making the thread and hoping for a high quality thread. Hating any of the girls is far too mentally ill for me. You've been off the mark a couple times now, best to find a new boogieman

I'm looking forward to the collab. Fauna is really cute and happy when she's with her friends and I like seeing her like that. ASMR is my favorite content and I think Kronii's soft voice is very soothing.

Only unfortunate part is that I'll probably have to watch the VOD because of the time. I'm also looking forward to the offcollab with Mumei to finish the Twilight series.

>>48543919
well you missed out on a good collab. I usually don't like Kronii's content, but she was very cute that stream, they were flirting and having fun kicking zombies to death

>>48544180
>offcollab with Mumei to finish the Twilight series
Is that happening? fr?

>>48544012
only /inf/ calls it /∞/. The rest of /vt/ doesn't bother with the special character.

>>48544187
>Fauna will never re-enact American History X on you with Kronii

>>48543691
I don't watch ASMR streams but maybe I should start, damn

>>48544012
>implying we care about finding that stupid symbol

>>48544265
Well...they want to do it but no time frame given I think

>>48544012
No, even in /inf/ they don't use that symbol unless they copied it from the OP.

>>48544310
god i love my kirin mother so much bros

What if this collab is with Gura instead? Will you hate it?

I do not like Kronii, but her voice is fucking phenomenal. If she sticks to Fauna's script and that's the end of the collab it has the potential to be a great stream.

>>48544286
>>48544577
>>48544475
>t. globalists

>>48544733
It could be with literally any other Holo and I'd be fine

>>48544733
I'd still be pissed that we lost 6-7 hours of kirin gaming for a 1 hour asmr collab.

I get the feeling Fauna enjoys Kronii's company. So, I will endure.

When the next minecraft collab happens, the castle and tree will go to war.

>>48544932
Mori? Bae?

>>48544749
I'm more worried about Fauna breaking script to start sloppily kissing Kronii because they accidentally bumped heads in the closet.

>>48545174
I'm worried it won't happen.

>>48544932
Disagree, could be Mori or Tempus.

>>48545622
Mori takes her ASMR pretty seriously doesnt she? She's done a ton of them.

>>48545104
Bae is tolerable.

>>48545715
Good for her, still don't want her to collab with Fauna.

>>48544733
I don't hate because it's with Kronii, I hate it because we missed out on full stream today

list of who /uuu/ hates the most by descending order.
>Kronii
>Mori
>Bae

>>48545839
I've only really seen one guy here who hates bae that I can remember

>>48545174
It keeps me up at night, honestly.

>>48545839
Jesus christ, you number losers really enjoy getting pointed and laughed at don't you; I see this exact same style post with the same girls in /HIRyS/ all the time.

>>48545104
Yes, even if it isn't my cup of tea I know Fauna would have fun
And I know that's the case here but I loathe Kronii too much to see it that way
>>48545622
I said Holos, not faggots
I'd actually love a Mori and Fauna ASMR collab tbdesu

>>48545715
So does Kronii actually, just gonna depend on whether they get carried away and start having too much fun

>>48545174
shit tier ship. anyone with a semblance of class knows FauMei is the real deal

>>48544993
She is very clearly friends with Kronii. She also pushes for council unity and I think she’s been wanting to bring back Kronii into it for a long time now.

>>48545989
the /HiRyS/ list has Mori on top

>>48545964
I hope so too cause /uuu/ is slow enough for one schizo to shit it up. But this thread was melting down after the first Mortuary Assistant collab.

>>48546085
>bring back
She needs to put the effort

>>48546074
white girl ships are boring. white girlxasian girl is the real dick drainer

I will never understand this retardation

I am excited for the collab

>>48546248
But western asian girls are the whitest girls ever.

>>48546247
Kronies culture. Please understand.

>>48546033
Kronii takes ASMR seriously but she I still inexperienced and mostly experimenting.
I don't know how you can not get a raging boner thinking about mommy Fauna teaching Kronii how to properly verbally jack her viewers off.

>>48546328
That one's on the saplings.

>>48546247
as much as I dislike gifting and prechat, atleast in prechat chances are the one who receives it is atleast somewhat dedicated

Do you think she'll rape Kronii in the closet like she did with Gura?

>>48544733
i would take bae over kronii,

>>48546347
>I don't know how you can not get a raging boner thinking about mommy Fauna teaching Kronii how to properly verbally jack her viewers off.
knowing how autistic fauna is about unintended noise, to avoid the rustling of clothes, they're totally naked.

>>48546328
That's not a kronie but there were some kronies gifting

>>48547010
If it's any consolation, we've wanted those Kronies to die for a while because they've been doing this shit for weeks (and one of them admitted he only started doing it because he wanted to spite her in choosing to making content member's only and is doing so with a cheap-ass currency to boot).

>>48546074
Then why isn't Mumei visiting her? Besides, Faumei has always been the corpo larp ship, Krofau is 100% Fauna pushed.

>>48546787
I now choose to believe this is 100% true and no one can convince me otherwise

>>48546787
>Fauna verbally berating Kronii when she fuck up something and makes a weird sound

>>48546771
>>48545728
>>48545839
>screeching noises over doomer monotonous voice
retards

>>48543203
Become a serial killer?

Please excuse our discordfag retard Hidwid gifting a shitton of subs using Columbian Pesos. This has been going on for weeks now and it's making Kronii uncomfortable.

t. Kronie

>>48547202
My rrat is that that Mumei is there/will be but she doesn't want to do the ASMR with all her coughing.

>>48547502
Why is she uncomfortable over getting money lol retard

>>48547502
>tourist posting
>mentioning discord
>mentioning yt chat
>mentioning gift memberships
>mentioning drama bullshit
I've never been to /inf/ but if this is an example of what kronies are like there, its no damn wonder the rest of the board fucking hates yall...

>>48547694
Anon, the Colombian Peso is closer to ARS in terms of worth compared to USD, he's spending jackshit on her. She's getting bupkiss in terms of money, and all she's getting out of it is people who spend more time sucking off serial gifters like Hidwig than paying attention to her streams.

>>48547694
Because he'll spam gift subs when the stream is about to end so Kronii will repeatedly thank him for gifting subs to make her stay longer. It's nothing but dicksucking and also this >>48547845

>>48547502
Saplings are doing it too, so don't worry about it.

>>48547845
Tf, does youtube not use proper conversion rates or

>>48546328
Blame Kronii's mods and management for pushing it

>>48547771
>yall
ironic

>>48547976
Haven't you been here for the whole ARS red super arc, when people could proxy as Argentina to send $10 red superchats? It's effectively that but hidden.

>>48542889
5+ hour stream of her tits close-up in her original outfit

rrats on what happened yesterday?

>>48548213
Emergency Kronii sex

>>48548213
sex

>>48547976
A orange supa in Colombia is worth only about $8 USD; plus gifting makes them seem like big spending because the currency the gifts are purchased with are hidden, he was just dumbass enough to supa using it before and actually admit he's being a fucking cheapskate about it.

>>48548213
Something came up

>>48548213
probably picked up Kronii, spent time with her and planned to stream with her, but this happened >>48548279

>>48548288
With me.

>>48548279
>>48548288
>>48548413
'ate kronii
'ate lesbians
Luv hot passionate faunii sex

>>48548561
>ate kronii
yeah, me

Fauna futa

>>48548692
t. Kronie

>>48544733
No, I don’t like Gura either.

>>48548311
Yeah, my dick.

I would bet money the vast majority of the tribalfaggots in this thread are “Saprystocrats”

man.. why couldn't it have just been Mumei instead.. why does Kronii have to ruin everything she touches

Rabu

>>48549060
Get out cancer

>>48549089
We love IRyS here

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1653232848814628864

>>48549060
Thinking about how they're going to rape Kronii

>>48549060
My oshis.

>>48549089

>>48549179
IRyS’s only appeal is “does not collab with males”

>>48549185

>>48549247
Which makes her more appealing than your clock, who can't even check THAT box.

>>48549247
>>48549368

>>48549368
I’m a sapling, an actual sapling. Not a whore who bandwagons every EN that doesn’t collab with males.

>>48549428
Three good girls
One rat
One old man's cock sleeve

>>48549476
>an actual sapling
lol

>>48549247
She appeals to my penis so that's good enough for me.

>>48549179
Based. We love all CGDCT.

>>48549486
Go back to /HIRyS/ cancer.

>>48549247
>dumbest in CouncilRyS
>brattiest in CouncilRyS
>wants pregnancy correction
I love Fauna more but IRyS is sex incarnate

>>48549476
So what you're saying is that you haven't watched any of her streams
So where are you getting that opinion from?

>>48549553
Soon as you go back to /Inf/ cuckeronii

>>48548692
Sekkusu...

This thread is shit. Where is /cope/ when you need it?

>grow knee
Ew
had seen worse threads tho

>>48549599
What I’m saying is IRyS is boring and a retard. Basically the complete opposite of Fauna.

>>48549685
/cope/ is dead

>>48549486
yeah, mine

>>48549685
The Sanalites died so nobody's around to bake it

>>48549733
How did you get that opinion when you haven't watched her streams? Don't tell me you're a bandwagoner who just gets his opinions from bait threads

>>48549733
>Basically the complete opposite of Fauna.
That's why they go great together.

man people really love talking about who they hate instead of talking about fauna

>>48549840
I have watched her streams. She is a boring bimbo who prattles on about keyboards and anime for 99% of her streams.

>>48549930
It's been 72 hours without Fauna. Everyone is cranky and irritable.

>>48549930
Kronii always brings the tards out. If it was Mumei instead this would be a normal thread

>>48549733
>>48549840
>>48549967
why even bring up IRyS faggots?

>>48549685
Happens to every thread when clock collabs.

>>48549925
They have had one 1 on 1 collab that was completely carried by Fauna.

>>48550019
It's Kronies.

>>48550019
I’m rooting out the cgdct club cancer posters in /uuu/, aka the people that don’t actually like Fauna, they just like every girl that doesn’t collab with males.

https://poal.me/tipr1x
https://poal.me/tipr1x
https://poal.me/tipr1x

>>48549930
Kronii attracts retards, that's why

>>48550014
>unicucks shit up the thread
>”uhg this is Kronii’s fault”

>>48550066
what kronies you retarded faggots? i say it's rrat, wait it might be hooman, hell it might even be sanalites. which fanbases do you want to drag in your retarded war next?
>>48550159
what the fuck are you even talking about cuck? /cgdct/?

>>48550268
you stupid fuck i voted Kromei just for the lol

>>48550390
4D chess buddy

>>48550286

>>48550268
Welp the results are uh interesting

>>48550445
Holy cringe

What the fuck happened here

>>48550459
what do you expect? that people love Kronii?

>>48550459

>>48550438

>>48549060
practice collab doko

>>48550502
cope

>>48550390
Same. You can’t just give me a troll answer and expect me not to pick it.

I don't dislike Kronii but the draught of streams wasn't worth this off collab.
Either way, as long as she makes Fauna happy, I am happy

>>48550522
Honestly just from this thread alone I don't know what I was expecting.
>>48550534
Well that's all fine and good. But essentially we can just omit those results in good faith then I guess.

>>48550445
Cool, can you stop shitting up the thread?
You can do that whenever you want too.

>>48545839
I’m just gonna say I don’t care if people hate on Kronii, but rat haters should be gassed.

>>48550737
>draught of streams
chumkeks....

>>48550853
t. rat cuck
should have watch rat stream instead of shitposting here

>>48551073
I can do both.

/uuu/ is being more autistic than normal today.
I don't hate Kronii, just the kronies, easily the worse fan base I have seen in my entire life.

>>48550522
I expect the poll to not have a retarded title.

>>48551073
Go back to /HIRyS/

>>48551120
Moom... your nipple...

>>48551323
Shhh, don’t tell the jannies

>>48551072
i switched from Gura to Fauna way back in 2022, don't why anyone would oshi her anymore

assuming saplings don't want to actually discuss this stream, i'd recommend you post your best Fauna lewds for the next hour cause this thread reeks of /#/ shitposting levels and I'm just tired

you gusy think fauna will try the BN collection? God, i'd go full gachikoi if I learned she liked them

Seems SEA people woke up early today

>>48549579
>wants pregnancy correction
God I want this to be true, clip?

My goodness, I hope to god Fauna doesn’t actually read our threads.

>>48551187
chumbuds go schizo from concernfagging, kronies go schizo from i don't even know what, it's really weird and feels like a psyop every time i'm in there

>krofau asmr
i'm gonna nut

>>48551323
Don't know how I never noticed this detail until now and now I'm wondering if the guy have nude versions that I haven't seen

>>48550738
>Honestly just from this thread alone I don't know what I was expecting.
It's just antis trying to start shit. notice they're swapping from hating on kronii to irys to bae to try and trigger those fanbases to attack each other. people just need to learn to ignore them, when they get no replies they get bored.

Looks like prechat is not better than here thanks to the Kronies, Jesus, why are those guys like this?

>>48551788
He does have nude versions he just won't share them

>>48551813
I wish it were just trolls, but unfortunately I genuinely think we have a bunch of assholes in our fanbase.

>>48551961
apparently Bae is sending the brats in there too. good lord.

>>48551813
Yea you're right, maybe things will calm the fuck down once the stream starts in 15 mins.

>>48552097
Well I mean if anything that’ll probably improve the situation. Brats are chill.

>>48552186
i know it's just funny. over 5k waiting now lol

>>48552241 (me)
spoke too soon gonna hit 7k

>>48551961
Oh are they doing their stupid fucking gift spam shit again?

>>48552024
This is bad for my dick

may whatever god exists in this world have no mercy for you

>le ebin fanbase war
I will forever dislike Kronii and the other retards for bringing these fucks into the audience, as much as I'd hate for Fauna to be upset, Hololive would only benefit from graduating them.

>>48552186
Anything is better than kronies being thirsty, not even the schizo saplings of prechat could shut them

No mumei

>>48552241
>>48552313
This is /uuu/ not /uuu2/

Alexander Babski i trust you will do the right thing

Will there be some slaps for old times sake, or will it be completely professional from the start?

Well I for one am gonna enjoy this stream. I can’t usually catch Fauna at her normal hours due to school so this is a treat for me.

>>48552573
I have something in mind, but i'm watching Irys instead.

>>48552437
Faumei sisters... not like this...

>>48552454
Same crowd

>>48552437
>No coughing directly into my ear
how am I supposed to cum?

>>48552674
i believe in you my man

>>48552437
She's going to rape one and kill the other after stream. Unsure which is which.

Moom will appear as a surprise

can we stop all the drama? I just wanted a chill asmr stream

>>48552734
Don't care, go back to your containment thread.

>>48552998
No.

>>48552998
I wish brother, I wish...

Do you guys really hate Kronii? I didn't expect you to hate Kronii when Fauna is always talking about her, I thought you guys were nicer

do kronies exist anymore?
I can not believe you'd be legitimately supporting an ungrateful fuck like her unless you're mentally ill like
>48552838

>asmr hasn't even started
>/uuu/ at 300 posts
what the fuck happened?

>>48553180
Were NICER, that doesnt mean were NICE. If you think THIS is bad, go talk about Kronii in literally any other thread that isnt /inf/

>>48553306
Kronii happened

>>48553306
clock womans presence triggered the retards

>>48553306
Angry unicorn tourists

>>48553306
/#/ fags unironically.

>>48553180
most of us are chill clock bro, idk what's going on with the rest of the saplings, they just miss fauna

love this (not so) punctual kirin

>>48553306
Kronii collab

>>48553349
Or /MANS/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMWdWlzDCw
fauna live

>1 minute late

Alright I’m a Kronii anti now

I can't believe Fuana is doing some last minute Kronii rape and won't even turn on her mic.

muted because they're still cleaning up after their vicious scissoring session

that switch scared me holy fuck

OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Kronii already not taking this seriously

I hate kronii so much

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

kidnip yandare kirin is here

>>48553412
unironically using the word unicorn
please hang yourself kronie

Oh god they can see all my lewd thoughts

i have a big head

There is no fucking way this shit is triggering ASMR in anybody.

Oh good, Kronii isn't taking this seriously. I'm glad she'll use her irony poisoned mind to keep making jokes to offset how uncomfortable it would make her to do something seriously.

WHY IS MOMMY SO MEAN

>>48553748
okay unicorn

>kronii is in this collab

am i allowed to enjoy this bros?

>>48553826
no. you must seethe

Ah good at least they're revealing this is gonna be shit right at the start, thanks for wasting a stream Kronii. Fauna will private an entire ASMR if her knee bumps the mic but this piece of shit will stay up for sure.

you're still being fags, i'm out

They're so cute together

>theyre each staying on opposite sides of the mic so I can simply take out the headphone side with kronii
as close to perfect as we can get, all things considered

>>48553781
Fauna can narrate my colonoscopy and it will trigger for me

>>48553826
If you like her brand of "humor" sure. Personally I'm disappointed because I listen to Fauna ASMR to relax, and this clearly won't be that.

Anyone wanna place bets that this wont be archived?

Snail hair ASMR

I don’t know about you homos but I am horny as all fuck right now

>>48553914
How did you expect an offcollab to be that?

>>48553826
viewer reflects streamer truly, fauna needs others to reaffirm her enjoyment of things and it seems some saplings are the same

>Can't get the satisfaction from hitting the "Not interested" button because this isn't Kronii's channel
>thread is basically /#/ and /inf/ combined

damn i don't care how hot this is, this is the worst timeline

>>48553914
yeah, i'm not a kroni anti at all but this wasn't what I was looking forward to :/

Saplings how did Fauna know how to ban me before hand.

wouldn't it be funny if they both tried kissing the same ear and they inadvertently smooched each other but they kind of liked it? haha... unless..?

>>48553966
well if they were a a bit more serious with it, this could easily be one of her best ASMR streams yet.

>>48554025
you're too based

i cant wait for the part where they start giving a double paizuri

i wonder what headphones fauna has....

>>48554035
They obviously did not have an actual plan or script.
Just enjoy it as a slight ASMRy offcollab.

>>48554025
because the girls warned her about you behind the scenes, duh.

>>48554025
filtered by the spam system

This is like the most innuendo-filled stream ever. Which is saying something.

>>48553966
I mean I'll forgive it if they do a nude heartbeat ASMR like Marine and Noel did. Marine was giggling the whole time but she gave it her all. Somehow I doubt Kronii will do that though.

>those giggles
Ok it's worth it already.

>>48553963
I was hating this before but now that I'm imagining it in the context of playful pre-sex chatter it's kino

Both, at the same time.

>>48553999
don't act like you're above shitholes like /#/, you're on the opposite side of the same worthless coin because of that first statement, sounds like a (You) problem

>>48554025
How did the others not do it?

>Fauna laughing causing Kronii to laugh

Fauna did cosplay?

What is the intended purpose of these ASMR streams?

fauna cosplay...

>>48554155
Kronii has done heartbeat ASMR.

she sounds so cute today

>>48554196
>pre-sex
>pre
it's also post

>>48554196
...I'm really hard now

I am not bald Fauna, I have a beautiful lion's mane.
Oh boy were going violent oof

>>48554266
Uhhhhhhh... good question. At this point its just a themed chatting stream that kinda let my hopes down

>>48554299
And it was very cute and hot

>>48554299
Noel and Marine stripped down naked and sandwiched the microphone between their breasts, areola to areola, so we could hear their heartbeats at the same time. If Kronii and Fauna do this I will kneel.

>>48554383
>stripped down naked
source

>>48554383
Marine probably slipped her ecstasy beforehand.

>>48554434
>schizo rrat brains

clean my fucking ears kronii

>>48554266
Simulated intimacy with cute girl(s). Imagine you're in bed and getting ready to sleep, but she's whispering sweet nothings to you.

Or, if you don't like how that sounds, then imagine it as being like a massage or getting a haircut. You just relax and try to fall asleep with the tingly sounds.

They're having way too much fun lmao

>>48554266
This ain't for me that's for sure. They sound cute and are having fun at least.

wow you can tell they're pretty good friends

I thought I'd sneak peek it before vod watching but my left earbud doesn't work so I can't even hear Fauna properly....
Double excruciating pain >>48554258

aside from sleeping, what do you guys do while listening to Faunas asmr? I play STALKER sometimes, and her voice calms me down whenever I get my ass fucked in game

They're gonna get into the roleplay

>>48554434
the entirety of his anus

this is my fetish...

>desensitized to asmr
is asmr really porn after all?

>>48554266
>What is the intended purpose of these ASMR streams?
Put on headphones or earphones and find out!

Wtf even is this called? 3rd person GFE?

>You will never be bullied by two pretty girls on each side of you

This started off bad but as soon as I accepted it as just a vaguely ASMR-themed off collab it's actually kinda comfy. Fauna is obviously so happy. I love her so goddamn much that I'll put up with anything for her.

>>48554299
heart monitors don't count. when did she put her chest to the mic?

I don't watch Kronii, is she always this offputting?

WHO DO I LISTEN TO

damn this is cute

>>48554571
How the fuck is this GFE in any form?
you retards throw buzzwords around like nothing

You know what? I love this dynamic. This is actually a lot of fun

>>48554434
https://youtu.be/Mnmp3qKqYfw
https://youtu.be/nzdgZ48GYvc
https://youtu.be/p8zmgyEiw0U

They've done it multiple times newfag, Noel usually strips to her skivvies anyways because the room/box gets hot and she's a legit sound autist and you get better sound without clothes.

sweet fauna and ice queen kronii, what a combo

Does Fauna own ANYTHING that's not covered in lotion?

Thank you so much fauna for making this happen, this is golden

>>48554589
She only does it for members, she's done it twice tho

>>48554571
Your girlfriend Fauna brought her friend over and wants to get into a threesome but she is resisting.

>>48554516
I legit play it while jacking off to porn

>>48554652
it's love triangle gfe

Kronii has a nice ASMR voice.

fauna giggles are making my night

>>48554461
>>48554531
How fucking new.

Jesus these Fauna giggles..
Clock woman I kneel

>>48554589
Right here Ivan.

I hate Kronii but my god her voice is pure SEX. She's being hard carried by her voice and model.

>>48554725
>Kronii has a nice ASMR voice.
I'm shocked she hasn't done it sooner

Why does Fauna sound so different and sexier today?

Kronii is getting the good giggles from fauna

>>48554824
You know why

>>48554516
when watching live I just listen and chat but I do sometimes listen to her asmr when browsing this site, I had a phase where I would listen to her asmr and play yugioh master duel, sometimes for hours with the asmr looped or in a playlist but I stopped playing it so

>>48554810
She has, she just doesn't know how to do it and her ASMR streams so far were unscripted and just experimenting

>>48554810
This is her 7th ASMR stream, you might count some of her late night twitter spaces as well

>>48554859
fauna got her pussy eaten?

>>48554859
No, but seriously did she change the settings on it or something? the last one sounded like her usual voice

>>48554954
They had sex, anon.

Holy fuck when Fauna started blowing I felt my eyes involuntarily cross.

the ear blowing was top lewd holy

Looks like he got through, thanks for bringing your schizos to us Kronii

>>48555006
who was on top? We have to know

>>48554688
>Member Stream
Very well, I will concede for now and investigate at a later time. Enjoy tonight's stream.