/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48434154
I like how she talks. It's like a cross between "stereotypical big sister" and valley girl. Seriously, listen to her talk. It sounds like there's a valley girl buried inside of her, aching to be let out and I find it funny.

She worked on it for years.

>>48434154
caucasian female please understand

I've never heard an American girl enunciate so well, maybe she had elocution lessons?

>>48434342
she's drinking suipiss

>>48434274
>It sounds like there's a valley girl buried inside of her
Her older PL voice definitely sounded like a valley girl, maybe part of the reason why she disliked it and took on a different speech pattern

>>48434154
It's very captivating, I'm not a big fan normally but I put her streams on just to hear her talk when I need to relax

>>48434154
Go to bed Ayame

>>48434154
Science has proven that only heterosexuals like her voice.

>>48434154
ask her voice coach

>>48434154
Because fake voices are easier to manipulate with.

>>48434154
healing voice

>>48434154
she's speaking directly to me, you all just get to listen.

>>48434154
she's a godess, next question

>>48437935
>hey did you know that vesper noir isn't actually a cool grandpa and is actually an almost-middle-aged guy playing a character
Whoa holy shit dude you're telling me that all vtubers are playing a character no way fucking whores.

The vocal inflection is fake, but the personality behind it is amenable.
At post-debut I was taken off-guard by her professionalism, and instantly pinpointed that she would be the best among them.
Props to Ceres Fauna. I wish her well

Every time I listen to her stream, for the first 10/20 minutes I feel like she's not genuine/going to say something that'll make me close the stream, but she never does, and after some times I start getting comfortable. And from time to time she goes on nerdy tangents, or knows something that I wouldn't expect her to know, or see things in a surprising and interesting way.

>>48447084
I remember before her real voice was revealed in old clips Saplings were insistent that she really sounds like that. Now we get this.

>>48434154
I feel like she treats her chat as her equals. She doesn't view saplings as inferior perverted nerds and neither she does GFE. They are just talking nicely and sometimes they banter
Truly perfectly balanced and healthy parasocial relationship

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1652768970121043968

the way she stresses certain WORDS is a bit weird SOMETIMES and also her voice sometimes RISES at the end of A sentence even when the sentence is NOT a question

>>48450122
i dont know if she still does but she used to repeat the last two words of a sentence after the sentence was over so fuckin often

>>48450276

Jevil real.

I am praying for her conversion to the faith.

>>48449942
wow, she communicates with her fans by tweets...

>>48447084
Retard.

Is she gonna stream tonight?

>>48453734
She said please wait, I will wait

I... I miss...

>>48454085
It's hard to wait because what if she doesn't stream? She said maybe. I miss Fauna, I was looking forward to BioShock 2. Mommy where are you? uuuuuuuu

>>48453734
No, today cancelled and minecraft too.
Cya Wednesday saps!

>>48455645
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

there have been times when i noticed her mispronounce some words and not in a joking way either
kinda like how irys says butcher wrong

>>48434154
white girl magic

>>48434154
>mfw she pronounces the letter 't'

She wouldn't ask me to wait if she wasn't gonna stream, right?

>>48456706
She's definitely not streaming...you know as well as I do. Fauna has never used "maybe" and it been a yes.

>>48456706
What did you do to make mommy hate us? Why is she abandoning us?! Mommy no! I'll be a good sapling! I'll go to sunday school again, please don't leave us! uuuuuuuuu

>>48457183
She already hates you mommyfag.
https://youtu.be/fP0DidlV33k

she cute

She hates us...already planning a 3 week break and now she doesn't even want to stream anymore.

>>48460999
Why did you make her hate us, sapling? What did you do?

>>48461244
I did wake up late for her dredge stream so only watched the last 30 minutes...is this my fault? I watched the VOD though...surely that's enough?

>>48461444
You know it isn't. Repent. Maybe it isn't too late...

>>48461774
I hope the stream is good...Faunwell...uuuu

>>48434274
She sounds more midwest than valley girl to me.

>>48434644
she is a nerd and self admitted former grammar nazi
>>48437019
based

>3 hours
>no updates
It's over, isn't it?

It's okay
Things happen
Life is hectic
I'm sure Fauna is just as bummed about the situation
She'll stream again soon regardless
But it's okay
I'm okay

>>48464781
>I'm sure Fauna is just as bummed about the situation
what situation

>>48463840
these two words keep me from sleeping.

>>48466099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw

yeah I don't think she's streaming today bros..

>>48434154
she talks like that burger king foot lettuce guy but in female and i cant unhear it

>>48466946
you've just ruined Fauna for me FUCK YOU

>>48466560
thanks. now i'm sleepy and emotional.

>>48467123
her voice also sounds a bit like boxxy and i hate myself for discovering that

>>48466099
Same, sitting here just waiting. Should've slept hours ago. Just tweet its cancelled so I can sleep Fauna...

>still no tweet
it's over isn't

>>48469511
It was the second she said "maybe". Go to bed, saplings. Don't torture yourself.

>>48469511
Yes it's over but I'm not giving up

New rrat. Kronii just turned up to stay with Fauna for a couple weeks, so we'll have intermittent to no streams until her break.

>>48470859
Please no
If it were Mumei or Mori it'd be a different story, but not this

>>48471202
theyre friends tho

I never gave fauna a chance because I dont like her design

>>48471202
You will take your 20 minute scuffed ASMR and nothing else, and you will like it.

doko...

>>48470859
No Mumei either. It's another offcollab arc isn't it? Oh boy.

>>48472825
that doesn't explain why Fauna canceled today's stream

>>48434154
To tickle my pickle.

where's the tweet...

I'm starting to lose hope

>>48476458
No..

I'll never understand why saplings don't just keep a regular split like everyone else and just adopt random shitposts

>>48477341
me neither but I'm just gonna say one thing
I REALLY miss Fauna

FAUNA WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>48477341
It's more fun this way tbdesu

tweet soon?

where..............

Bioshock 2 is cursed..

>>48485044
so was 1

>>48437332
Wrong, she can heal all hearts
t. bi female

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1652898622172991488
What does it mean
What does it mean
What does it mean

>>48434154
Her disdain for her fans makes her treat them like they’re 5

>>48477341
You don’t spread the faith by preaching in a church

can we make an /uuu/ already?

>>48434154
It's like combining Watame and Noel's voices and they speak native English.

>>48486202
No /uuu/ until a stream is confirmed.

>>48486202
Hi threadschizo, go fuck yourself

>>48486302
lmao

>>48485984
I know this is bait but going from someone who did actually have disdain for her viewers to Fauna I can't help but chuckle at this

>>48485860
I fucking hate offcollab arcs dude. No explanation, just sat there fucking about with Kronii and Mumei instead of showing a shred of decency and tweeting something out over 8 hours.
2 streams cannibalized for what will be 45 minutes of some scuffed audio shitter stream tomorrow.

>>48486682
No one cares what you think Faunaschizo

>>48486806
Grudgeposting you tomorrow. Be ready to kneel.
Whats your explanation for 8 hours of no updates?

>48486682
That's cool
I like when Fauna gets to hangout with her friends
Mooms especially
I love them

>>48486990
Agreed. If that's the case cancel the stream. Don't bait with vagueness.

Can any anons share their best fauna soundbites

>>48471789
...are you gay?

>>48485843
based and kirinpilled

>>48487590
You don't deserve soundposts to shitpost with my wife Faunaschizo, go back to global

>>48471789
It's more easy to just admit that you're gay anon.

>>48467272
She worshipped boxxy so it makes sense

>>48487951
>>48488204
I prefer designs that are actually sexy, is all.

>>48486682
I only hated the Japan off-collab because there were like whole fucking weeks without any streams or tweets. The other off collabs have been fine because she’s still communicating with us. I look forward to a non-scuffed ASMR stream and Twilight watch-a-long.

I like it
I'm a fan of fake anime voices in general and this one ranks pretty high.

>>48489584
>I look forward to a non-scuffed ASMR stream and Twilight watch-a-long.
I doubt either will happen. Just like the off collab arc last summer brought us only 1 council stream during a 2 week period of off collabs and breaks.

>>48434154
Because she is boxxy

>>48489936
What exactly do you think they’re gonna do then you negative Nancy?

>>48490059
Well we're starting off strong with 1 missed stream. We're also missing minecraft Monday. And of course, there still won't be a stream Tuesday because of singing lessons, can't cancel those like Bioshock because your friends turned up.
I'm predicting 1 scuffed ASMR, one collab party game, lots of missed streams
And the worst part? No mario maker training so we can't even enjoy the taste of victory before she goes on break. The last part is the one that actually sucks.

>>48490218
There is a council collab friday, so thats another stream to add to the list

>>48490286
Fuck sake, why did you remind me, I was already pissed. One stream we get will have tinnitus, fucking brilliant.
I'm gonna turn into a Fauna anti at this rate

>>48490218
She’s definitely still gonna do Mario maker training. Are you the sapling that constantly bitches and whines that Fauna isn’t going to do something but then never repents when she does?

>>48490331
Please do, you’re a schizo and I’d rather you oshi somebody else.

>>48490436
Contrary to popular belief, having an opinion you disagree with and calling them a "schizo" doesn't counter the point. And no, I'll stay here thanks bitch.
Try again without pissing yourself. What are your predictions then, oh most knowledgeable sapling?

>>48490535
how about i RAPE you

>>48490382
Nta but I hate collabs. Collab=waste of a stream day for me.

>>48490382
Hope you're right man. If we at least get that I'll forgive the inevitable scuff and shitty off-collab streams.

>>48490589
Watch Indies then dude, collabs are one of the main selling points of Hololive.

>>48490581
Yep, figured. Speaking of schizos...
Again, if you want to discuss in good faith stop being a bitch, otherwise just move on.

>>48490648
Not in EN dipshit. EN has always been a solo first branch. Go watch JP or ID if you want collabs.

>>48485843
>t.roon

>>48490700
That is BS you tard, Myth CONSTANTLY collabed in their first year, the higher volume of solo stuff is a more recent phenomenon and due to laziness more than anything.

Is she using a particular accent? I feel she sounds distinct sometimes, like the way she says the -ing sound in sapling, or exciting. Sounds more like she's saying "sapleen" for example
t. esl

There has to be a girl like this that isn't a vtuber that I can date. I can't take it. I'm so fucking affection starved bros its eating me alive.

>>48434154
look upon me, I am the beast

>>48490756
>I look forward to a non-scuffed ASMR stream and Twilight watch-a-long.
damn, pass over what you're smoking cause that trip to alternate earth must have been crazy

>>48490675
Says the guy who threatened to become a Fauna anti. Just fuck off already, Fauna doesn’t need you or want you as a fan.

woland sleeps

>>48490852
The only cope that works for me is convincing myself she's putting on a big act and heavily filtered so there isn't actually someone like her I'm missing out on

>>48490932
>what is a joke
If you haven't had your autism test yet, please go take one.

Once in a while she sounds robotic or monotone and it spooks me

>>48434154
Never stutters, uses big words, not repetitive, knows a vast number of topics, never screeches and UUUUUs

>>48492672
>Never stutters
>never screeches
?

>>48492672
It's almost weird how even when she admits to be getting frustrated she's still just giggling and speaking calmly. Literally the most mentally healthy woman on the planet.

>>48490838
That quirk is characteristic of young women who learned to talk by listening to young women. Fauna seems like a fan of "educational" media, and that's dominated by girls who -een their -ings. Like all the annoying sounds in American English, it started in California.

>>48447084
>vesper noir isn't actually a cool grandpa
Correct, he's allegedly 28 years old

>>48486990
They have the best chemistry.

>>48493500
Huh, weird. Thanks for the info.

let my just carefully put this one here, just in case you want to know why your statemant is wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnx9CJ0Sbs

No stream yesterday, Fauna hates us. What did we do to deserve this? Why has she abandoned us?! uuuuuuuuuu

>>48434154
to make me wish to be pegged by her

>>48434154
I legitimately do not know what to do when she's not streaming. Maybe I needed a hobby

>>48434154
I avoided EN for a while but I heard her voice from a clip or something and I couldn't help but be drawn to it, it's so incredibly soft and warm

>>48498664
Yeah, fuck's with that?
I'm not into that stuff usually but for some reason I want to be emasculated by Fauna

>>48434154
its cute

>>48486990
>d-don't ship them!
Sorry, I've accepted already that isn't possible to not ship them, they are a cite gay couple.

>>48434154
shes sexy

>>48489319
>Compares against fanart
Two can play at that game fucker.

>>48502833
Sad y*ricuck mentality.

Am I wrong in thinking she's 1 in a million? She is 100% wife material, but I simply don't think i'll ever meet a woman as wonderfull as her and that sucks

>>48449942
chumpedos in shambles

>>48434154
shes unbased

>>48508837
>Am I wrong in thinking she's 1 in a million?
Yes. But it's quite likely that your chances of meeting someone like her is 1 in a million.

>>48511266
...isn't that exactly what I said?

>>48511562
Nah.
It's just that people like her (stereotypically) won't be publicly available, so even if she's not 1 in a million, your chances of meeting someone like her is equal to that.

fauna was one of the only good ones in EN2 because she was never a bitch to ame
if saplings are going to steal the gosling meme, i'm gonna schizo the fuck out

>>48511646
Thanks for the idea.