/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

VESMACHI LOVE

>>48446603
Thanks for the bread I was just about to bake myself with picrel

>>48446415
BASED please god if you make a Nowa or Morf skin share it with the class. i've been using an old Lain skin from the 00s for about a month now

>>48446603
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>48446940
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>48446603
Thanks for the bread Matey

>>48446940
Amen

>>48446603
YAR
>>48446940
AMEN

>>48446940
aye aye amen matey

i love him i love him i love him

We couldn't keep him off the pole.

>>48447349
I spin on a pole one time and now I'm a whore?

>>48447425
Nah, you were already a whore prior to that

>>48447349
>>48447425
Can a man not spin on a pole without being judged?

>>48446603
So Vesper - you're still dressed like a ship's captain. Why is that?

>>48447827
i am the only vestie thats never watched homestar runner

jester love, he knows what his audience wants and he delivers

why does vesper talk like a cringey white woman sometimes

>>48448187
wrong. I have no clue what that is

>>48448767
what the "so true vestie" thing?

>>48448767
his soul is a white woman trapped in a nigga's body

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1652766170733240320

I did not job today and got my fish autist brother up in time for nowa’s stream, he’s so happy, I live for this

>>48449464
is bettel actually an alcoholic?
there have been multiple times where he swears up and down that he's nowhere close to smashed and then remembers nothing the next morning...

i feel like vesper is getting a bit too into the rp to the point i think he forgot he was streaming. its like watching a crazy homeless man talk to himself

>>48449553
Getting drunk is not the same as being alcoholic, I've been seeing people saying this a lot /here/ and it drives me mad.

>>48449598
I am going to marry this spergy hobo.

>>48449598
I got used to it already

>>48449598
i'm having fun watching this ojisan get lost in the sauce

>>48449598
no this is good. I hate when people drop something halfway

>>48449553
it's just classic jester brain damage

>>48449602
I was more going for the angle of him regularly misjudging his limits and expressing regret the next day

>>48449647
>>48449687
>>48449669
oh yeah i never said it was bad just an observation ive noticed about him. dude gets easily lost in the sauce. fascinating in a weird way to watch

>>48449633
not if i marry him first >:(

>>48448187
>>48448984
Fucking despicable zoomers

Axel and Bettel fooling around while drunk….

>>48449838
He's probably just a light drinker who likes getting drunk with friends.

>>48449966
what's it like watching vtubers from a nursing home?

>>48450047
nta but fuck you it’s not that old and fuck you for making me giggle

>>48449966
No clue how there are people like that, I’m 21 and I’ve seen it kek

>>48450047
Extremely comfy when they wipe my ass for me.

that Bettel/Vesper survival fic on ao3...the gavnoir sisters are slowly growing in numbers...

>>48449966
hey buddy I'm 26. I basically qualify for social security checks!

>>48449966
'97 zoomer here. too busy being BASED and watching anime masterpieces like Ouran instead of cringe homestar runner shite you stinky ojisan

>>48450286
'97 are zoomers...? i'll see myself out.

>>48450286
>Ouran
You are that despicable kind of Tumblr cringe woman that had unsupervised internet access at 10 years old that every man despised

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxf0klXEoojZeqJee3QHoaOSGgl2PaYPFx
GO ASK THE JESTER SOMETHING

Did Nowa almost just…

>These fucking niggas
Nowa, please don't call the Hakkitos that

>get away you NI-
black femvesties...

>>48450044
>bettel
>light drinker

>>48450152
anyone that references homestar runner is 70 years old to me which makes me a total hypocrite. it's only boomer talk when ojisans bring it up! kekeke

it's pretty late and flay hasn't made his good morning tweet yet

>>48450639
Shut the fuck up brat.

>>48450639
wheres your morning tweet you fucker?

>>48450472
EVERYBODY ASK HIM TO MARRY ME he can't say no if we zerg rush him!

it's kinda crazy how I've already started mimicking vesper's speech pattern in small ways. idk why this always happens...

Altmachi love!

>>48450639
ilu so much when are you making a flayon fanpage

>>48450736
same anon... the echolalia is strong in me..

little bitch

>nyeah!
Cute

god i want to rape him

>>48450736
>>48450967
It always makes me wonder why women are so impressionable.

dumbass kek

>>48451058
I'm a dude. I just copy people's speech patterns pretty easily

>>48450711
sorry, left my phone in the guild hall, hakka carried me to his room last night and violently tucked me into bed and snuggled with me please understand. am very eepy pilot.
>>48450860
i don't have enough flayon autism to make a fanpage (bad memory, can't really remember enough details about his streams and it makes me feel like a fraud), but i was considering making a different fanpage if i have enough time! chu chu~ someone needs to make him one!!!

>>48451058
easily groomable like my oshi

>>48451126
I think the only speech pattern I've gotten from streamers in general is repeating something for emphasis, Vesper does that a lot to punctuate sentences.

happy this little dude is streaming tonight

>>48451058
It can be a symptom of autism kek

>>48451270
Wait I thought you guys were all joking about having autism

>>48451345
we watch vtubers...besides autism in women and men manifest in different ways

>>48451269
I thought he was gonna rest till tomorrow, but we got an early schedule and everything. ALTARE LOVE

>>48451345
most vesties that are still here by now have autism anon

>>48451126
Sorry you’re a sister here :^)

>>48451396
Nonsense. I'm a perfectly sane vestie... I have my incredible powers, my sanity... And a crippling depression

yab

>>48451455
sorry sister but I gotta hold it down for the other straight male vesties

>doxxing his genmates live

>that sea of thieves video
Does he know?

>he doesn't know?

>"Captain Look!" SC

>>48451345
the DSM-5 outlines the leading diagnostic feature of autism spectrum disorder is being a /vt/ poster... how are you posting here without knowing that...

>>48451544
thanks for always humoring us you silly larping ojisan ilu chu

>>48451575
Once again I am the last straight brotuber viewer

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1652777090801082368
Klay is going to be delivering doordash to Axel soon

>>48451138
cute
Tho I do find the posts where it is actually sexual funnier

>>48451597
>>48451599
>>48451602
I'm a bit lost. What's going on?

>>48451718
i fucked your mother

>>48451718
dont ye be askin those kinda questions, lest there be jannies about

>>48451718
i fucked your father

>>48451718
Captain is looking at my dick

>>48451763
Ah, i see...doxx shit. Ok.

>>48451718
only the captain knows whats going on

>>48451816
Fake ass piece of shit

>>48451718
https://youtu.be/p33xZ0obsAc

>>48451859
Ehm... are you ok anon? You need your anger meds? My question was sincere.

>How to kiss Nowa with a kiss

>>48451929
kek i forgot about this movie

>>48451718
Listen closely to the voice of the lad who screams "CAPTAIN, LOOK" and see what you notice.

>>48451709
you SICK fuck!!! why the hell would i ever post something like that?? why were YOU thinking about it? huh? cuz you're a perv? you're fucked in the head, you know that? my pilot is PURE and SEISO. he would NEVER have sex, or even mention it!!! in fact, he'd never moan or say weirdly erotic things out of the blue on stream, and he fucking DESPISES being used as an accessory to BL bits! jesus christ, get your mind out of the gutter, dirty PIG.

>>48451138
>spoiler
i have spotty memory of vesper as well i was honestly going to word vomit everything i can recall and then have /here/ yell at me about how wrong i am

>new ip
always them

THE PILOT AWAKENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAitr7f0n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAitr7f0n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAitr7f0n0

>>48452177
I love him so much. Even when flustered he's adorable

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/tHAitr7f0n0
https://youtu.be/tHAitr7f0n0
https://youtu.be/tHAitr7f0n0

>>48452345
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FWAY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>48446603
yar~ get scurvy

The managers are on vacations for real or is just a bit?

I'm really excited for the finale of this series

>I can get away with saying "fuck" all I want, everyone's out on Golden Week!
So what happens next week when they look through Vesper's VoDs?

>>48452576
It's Golden Week in JP

GC animal crossing 5pm music with Vesper autistic pirate rp...feels good bros

>>48452576
i think for real

>>48452576
it's golden week in japan so it's very likely not a bit. apparently it's a huge thing.

>>48452576
Golden week. Most of Japan is on vacation.

>>48452608
Instant suspension

>>48452608
same guy spent 12 hours making jokes about cutting off peoples balls. he'll be fine

>>48452608
I mean I doubt they'll do much more than skim through em. he'll probably be fine aslong as no one in the comments sequels

>>48452611
>>48452632
>>48452635
>>48452649
So that means that the boys are free?!

>>48452576
During Golden Week it may not be a meme. God I hope Axel does a cheeky stream sometime this week.

>>48452745
the boys are unleashed yes

Is this boat game good?

>>48452576
It's frfr, Golden Week is basically the only holiday they have in Japan so they take it seriously, then they can explore the workers for the rest of the year

>>48452608
Didn't someone on Tempus once said that their managers usually don't check their streams after they end, only clips?

>>48452846
>explore the workers
ToT

>>48452745
Until mane-chan is back next week to lay down holy retribution

flay sounds like a really nice older brother...

>>48452841
It's one of the best I've played lately.

>>48452846
Explore? Like Cave Explorer?

>>48452841
It's fun, would go out fishing again/10

>>48452875
I think it was Axel during the Apex collab with Vesper and Bettel? the boys stream for such long hours at a time that the managers dont really bother kek

I’ve been so busy with finals I’ve missed little moments like this so much

>>48452841
Yeah and it's decently short (about 9 hours or so)
It's overall pretty relaxing but with enough spooks to keep you engaged

>>48452935
needs a bigger bulge

>>48452978
Look mom I'm in the screencap!

>>48452935
not my boy...

>>48452919
Exploring altars cave ToT

>>48452745
Will Axel be back on WOW with Hakka present, because we could get the most insane kino of all time if so

Vesper frozen

I am the only vestie that uses a mac

I love muh wife

>>48453890
source i beg

>>48453701
>The only Vestie
Oh, Anon!
You really are! Imagine using a mac, I could NEVER Silly old baka vestie! Ah he heh~

>>48453701
I'm sure you're not the only homosexual Vestie

>>48453701
you proud of that?

the thing i still don't understand about this game is how different versions of the same people can exist at the same time

How do I brainwash myself into watching Flayon?

>>48453701
I really do share a thread with women

>>48454075
I thought they were like, clones right? Thats why they are like, younger

>>48453905
https://twitter.com/_makiei/status/1650255354926886912?s=20

>>48454095
you are either blessed with the ability or not

>>48454075
The only character that "repeats" is the merchant and she is supposed to travel from one place to another.

>>48453890
sporty regina is best

>>48454225
OH okay that clears things up

>He pulls a gun
Ah yes this is the 13 Sentinels I remember

god i hate flayon's chat

just bought a laptop solely for the purpose of making a bettel page... i don't remember anything about making pages from scratch but i feel like i have to try

Anyone have the smug blue bitches img?

>felt up by mothman?
>you had me at felt up
vesper gay real?

>>48454832

>>48454700
if a coding retarded person like me can create a basic html page you can too. probably can do even better honestly

>>48454840
Always has been

>>48454840
Only for mythological monsters

Flay still can't get over Morimura's sexy body

>>48454974
you'd have to be gay to not swoon over her

>>48455196
made for BPC

>>48455196
EAAAASSSSSS -Angry videogame nerd-

>>48455196
damn that's a good handful right there

>>48455196
Reminder this is also the studio that made Dragon's Crown

>>48455601
JESAS

UPDATE
Flay uses his teeth to "make marks"

>>48455601
HOLY THIGHS

>>48455601
goddamn I fucking love that warrior

>>48455601
Okay the middle on is a lil much....

>>48455601
gah damn

>>48455772
>doesn't like em thicker and harder than cement
excessively homosexual

>>48455838
They are like, square on top!

>>48455772
She's so thick I thought I could see her cellulite

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1652796428895264770

https://youtu.be/xmThYdjmPcg

>>48456080
I Will Kill Gavis Bettel (2023)

>>48456080
I'm ready to smack a bitch and that bitch is named Gavis Bettel

>>48455601
The left and middle one looks disgusting...

>>48456080
bettel you fuck

>>48456080
I am a Gavis Bettel Anti

>>48456170
>>48456204
cultares taking everything bettelions work for...

>>48456080
Actually I love league, so have fun leader.

>>48456080
i'm so sorry altventurers

>>48454905
Thanks! Love these smug bitches

>>48456220
Vaginal hands typed this.

>>48456080
I am going to find gavis bettel

>>48456457
handussy ToT

Do both Bettels paint warhammer minis or was it just 2?

ah just chatting with the homie while we play completely different games. high quality vibes right there

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1652799142027210753

I think im shadowbanned somehow on Flays youtube....I hate youtube.....

>>48456711
make a new account

>>48456683
what do the moon runes say?

>>48456683
Man HQ is productive

>>48456561
pretty sure only bettel 2 does it regularly, bettel sounded impressed at the idea of painting minis. if he does, he hasn't mentioned what or how often

>>48456683
>Cheeky Zatsu when staff is out on Golden Week
I LOVE YOU ANIKI THANK YOU FOR READING MY POST EARLIER! >>48452773

>>48456734
New account? but like, I cant just do that, doesn't it go away at some point or something?

>>48456683
>To be announced
2 streams on Saturday huh? That's kinda close to when Magni had his special thing too

>Vesper wants to spread his love and redirect into Altare

>>48456683
Papers please is gonna be funny, can't wait

>>48456683
papers please! nice, nowa's stream was excellent

>>48456792
accounts don't expire no

>>48456763
That's what I thought, thanks!

Why does flayon go yabba dabba every time he sees the 2188 versions, needs correction.

>>48456876
Oh, I bet he wants to spread his love alright

>>48456792
The ban is around 12 hours to 3 days apparently

>>48456896
>>48456972
Wait, never mind. I guess sometimes comments just dont show up in Flays feed?

>>48456917
let my boy thirst in peace

>>48456953
ToT

>>48456876
been here way too long I thought love was legs

When is dead hours next I need to morf

Vesties once again trying their best to make Vesper end early, why do you hate fun...
Glad Vesper decide to ignore them and still stream some more, at least until Altare stream.

>>48457036
But Morf is dead...Are you going to draw a zombie cockroach or what?

>>48457104
It's so fucking annoying

>>48457134
stop giving them ideas

>>48456683 (me)
I forgot to type out
>Axel Schedule
for teamup anon, hope they see it on anyway

>>48457104
dude kept talking about having to get recording done. not defending them but he got suspended before so theyre prob just paranoid of him not getting his work done. still annoying that theyre babying him but Vesper doesnt help by constantly complaining about having work piled up all the time

>>48457104
Yout don't understand! only two other holomembers have been streaming for longer than he has. He could DIE if he keeps going!

>>48456561
Only Bettel 2 from what I can remember. Bettel said he was painting Angron, pic related.
So if he plays he's a World Eaters player.
(Basically a melee unga-bunga army without much tactics, just run up and hit them very hard.)

>>48456741
It’s a JP recollection zatsu talking about Vsaikyo and Rust

>>48457134
summoning 4milks to this post. it's so over for you

>>48457269
Oh nice thanks. For some reason I thought he was into Sigmar, I'll take no tactics 40k over that any day honestly

flay what was that noise

I will predict the future now
>Vesper redirects into Altare
>no acknowledgement of him
>rrats will be spread

>>48456683
Is that back to back membership asmrs or is it a scheduling mistake

>>48457134
Please do not give those degenerate roachfuckers more ideas.

>>48457311
thank you!

I will predict the future now
>Vesper redirects into Altare
>He acknowledges him
>fujo yaoi ships will be spread

>>48457370
>>48457477
Either way, we lose

>>48457510
>fujo yaoi ships will be spread
>lose
Weird way to spell win anon

>>48457477
I will not accept any reconciliation until they make a collab together (only them)

>>48457565
Sorry, but I am not a gay

>>48457370
Altare is going to be trapped in a lol game and Nowa will redirect into his waiting room long before the stream starts

>>48457682
even when altnowa sisters can get a potential crumb theyre cucked...theyre all cursed

>>48457477
altnowa was suspension-era sustenance and nothing more

I want my own Flay instead...

>>48457134
UUUUU A BUGMAN ZOMBIE BOYFRIEND TO TAKE HOME AND CLAIM AS MINES

>>48457716
I love Magnoir too but Altnowa still has potential..I believe...theyre just going through an extremely rocky arc

>>48457715
That was the funny bit kek even before things went to shit. I love my ship cursed by god

>You dont wanna get killed by the guy you like?
>This is why the bedroom is so dead
AHHH GOD FLAY, hes perfect...

>>48457716
>Shipwars
Le cringe sis

I love how they implement the shoujo factor in this game, it somehow makes me more invested

>>48457975
please...just one interaction..a single crumb im starving

I’m so sorry… I have to be that guy right now… does anyone have shinris emotes in a decent quality?

Vesper, you should treat the elderly better!

Is taking your pills dry uncommon? I thought it was normal until a friend called me a freak for doing it

>>48458098
look for shinri's folder https://mega.nz/folder/Sl1RFYbI#NQZ3Z2oSHK_J2x6TEHJacw

>>48458143
I was seen as weird for taking pills with water without gagging as a kid. your friend sounds jealous of your power

>>48458143
I don't know if it's weird, but I prefer to do it with liquids.

>>48458143
Some people are just weak anon. Don't pay them much mind.

>>48458143
I dont think it’s common and if it is then it SHOULDNT be because that is how you CHOKE and DIE (certain medication may specify to take with/without water but if it really matters your doctor would tell you)

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Man! Axel must've missed the axelotls a lot! He's packed his schedule this week, and even included two (2) menshi ASMR streams! One for tomorrow and the day after!!! I'm happy! I'm really looking forwards to this entire week now, so thank you Axel for giving that back to me. It's been sounding like this guy's been getting more sleep lately too, so that's a relief to hear, so many late nights for him this past month or so- wishing god dreams on him. It's a new day, week, and month! Who knows what this guy's going to be able to do this month! He's always got something, like his next cover! Oh!! I've been thinking about it a lot lately- I can't wait! It should be soon that it drops. He hasn't talked about it lately, so I wonder if he will during today's zatsu? I still think and hope that it's his Kickback, but knowing this guy there's a 50% chance that it's something completely different just to keep us on our toes. I don't really mind either way! I just want to hear him sing again, and see the culmination of both his work, and the work of everyone who helped make the cover into reality. I'm just really happy to see Axel again! I'm always going to be wishing him great luck and progress in everything he does, to always have fun in life, and that he eats well! Stay happy and healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48457134
Its just on of his rebirth cycles, him dieing again changes nothing

ITS OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaA1TjFFZYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaA1TjFFZYE
It's over...

cringe sc

everytime Vesper begs to be given wood i get excited

>>48458143
Some people use banana

>>48458790
>>48458815
Now kiss...

>>48458897
he will feel the gentle caress of my power fist

>>48457228
Vesper has always been the type to nag about boring work stuff, literally since day 1. Given how busy the other 3 HQ boys has been, Vesper might actually be the one who have the least work piled up.

JOBBER ON TWITCH (AGAIN)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmThYdjmPcg

JOBBER ON THE RIGHT TELLY NOW
https://youtu.be/xmThYdjmPcg
https://youtu.be/xmThYdjmPcg
https://youtu.be/xmThYdjmPcg

uh oh Vesper is doing his brat rp again

>>48458628
TWO ASMR STREAMS??? maaan this guy's comin after my freetime, i wouldn't have realized the small text said that without your post! his schedule is so much fun this week, i can't wait to show up to support the hardworking dingo! AXEL LOVE! AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!!

Idiot lmao

>>48458976
He's say in earlier streams this week that its not due for 3 more weeks.
He tring to say on top of things and yes, slightly oversating the work he need to get done right now

Truly empty brain

>>48459060
hes morfing

wtf?

is it solo csgo or is bettel with him? not watching atm

Throat hort

Swallowing and vomiting...

he's doing this wood bit on purpose isnt he. we get it Vesper youre gay

The horny grampa thrists for wood

altare has allergies?

>>48459244
Seems solo for now

>>48459286
I don't watch altare but i think he is allergic to milk

He's trying for Binding of Isaac again, christ

He STILL hasn’t given up on the Binding of Isaac perms?

>>48459244
he didn't mention bettel but fps is always open to all the boys so who knows

So with vesper raiding altair, do we consider they sorted their differences out?

>>48459371
>>48459304
gotcha thank you

>>48459404
>altair

I want to pop that slime whenever I see it

He sounds nasally

>>48459404
>altair

>>48459119
SO! He oopsied on that part! I half wondered if it was, but just wanted to believe. But yeah! This guy's still always working hard for us axelotls and wants to spend more time with us, I wonder if he feels bad about spending the last week (mostly) speaking JP. I hope not, he's free to do as he likes and make more friends!!! A lot of us enjoyed it regardless of understanding or not anyway, just because it's Axel! I love you too!!! Take care today and I wish you well! And now please take these kisses, CHU~!! CHU!

>>48459486
don't pop the blue fat fuck

>>48457477
WE WON

THEY MADE UP

He just jinxed himself

>>48457357
Meh, as a guy who's dabbled in a bit of both with my Tzeentch army, AoS isn't as bad as the memes make it out to be.
Well, 1st edition way, that there was a game system with no balance that was just full of janky wording and nombos.

HE INVITED HIM TO CSGO

>if you wanna play counterstrike join on in
RRATS SLAIN

>>48459612
fuck i missed it he invited Vesper to CSGO? ToT

>>48459589
He's definitely not getting an ace now kek

>>48459669
Yeh, but Vesper has work to do. Soon brother

>>48459669
yes ToT

>>48459622
you all say this every time they interact and still make rrats later

>>48456876
>Vesper wants to spread his love in Altare
ToT

RRATS SLAIN, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER, THEY MADE UP, TY BASED GOD

I'm smiling :)

Catalog is about to become really fast buckle up sisters

>>48459731
Anons just want the hardcore make up sex livestreamed plz understand

>>48459850
it has nothing to do with us

>>48459850
altnowa is back, don’t care

>>48459954
It does when it bumps our threads off faster and no one is ready to bake another

>>48459404
Yes, Vespair and Altair are fine now

>>48459850
I slept all day so I'm ready to bake

>>48459960
But Nowa didnt even write a comment and left leader hanging, this means nothing.

getting gaslit by altare ToT

>>48460137
I'm here to bake

FUCK HOW MUCH CS DID I MISS

What twitch stream?!
I've been busy all day, is there an archive?

>>48460158
Indeed, indeed maybe the rrrat is still alive

>>48460137
There are 57 IPs here, surely someone will do it

>>48459960
literally me. altnowa is back i could care less what catalogfags are saying

>>48460287
he accidentally went live on twitch and immediately turned it off, just leader being a jobber kek

>>48460270
NOTHING HE JUST STARTED
HE INVITED NOWA TO PLAY IS ALL

>>48460270
He tabbed into the game 4 minutes ago

>>48460270
he talked a bit so not much

>>48456683
wednesday menshi is a mistake btw https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1652810009993166848?s=20

>>48460158
He does that alot

>>48459850
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SHITSHOW LET IT BURN

>>48459850
But what does it matter to the dumbasses at /catalog/? I thought they were already bored with Tempus.

>>48460287
there wasn't a twitch stream.

>>48459850
it is not of our concern

>>48456683
Axel playing Paper Please, that will be interesting

>>48460147
>>48459453
>>48459506
He should play some assasins creed (where the mc is altair) just because alair and altare sounds nearly the same, he even has a hodie he'd change it to white and ad a lil png here and there

>>48460441
Ok, thanks>>48460327

>>48460559
but I love altare's blue hodie

i can't shower my leader is on the telly

>>48460655
You dont have a phone?

>>48460655
take him with you to the bathroom, he hates stinkies

>altare streams and calmly plays FPS games
>my heart is healed

I'm happy dev1ce is back with Astralis

silver lobbies make this look like a baby game

I wonder if altare talks to bettel about competitive csgo

>>48460697
>>48460723
i don't care i hate showers and the way they feel

>>48460842
Uhm, take a nice relaxing bath?
Or just wash your body down with a nice warm cloth~

>>48460842
nigga bathe

>>48460827
he definitely does

i usually hate glasses but....

>madge

really hate gavis bettel.

>>48460842
Vesper.....I know vampires can't stand water...but take a shower...

>>48461198
what are you implying?

He is so cute playing his little pew pew games

>let's go
>dies

>>48460927
>>48460931
but my leader...i need time with him

>>48461112
Imagine when he gets really close...taking the glasses off and putting them aside
'Cause they def would be broken if he wore them during what hes about to do with you next...

>>48461248
vesper has that gamer stench that i must sniff

Why does Altare hate vesper
I bet he's seething at the fact that Vesper raided him so now he's got to put up a friendly façade

>>48461198
vesper compulsively showers! he's a really human vtuber!

mmmm yummy

>>48461339
yeah only Altare's allowed to raid into him. Altare doesnt like it when his sub decides to take control

>>48461301
raise the volume and get in the bath at the least

He's so cute when he's trying to murder but jobs

>altare was a cs:go surf drama tuber

>>48461301
YOU CAN DO BOTH ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GET OUT OF HERE, PUT LEADER ON YOUR PHONE AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP, GOD YOU BETTER BE BAITING FOR ATTENTION AND NOT ACTUALLY THIS PATHETIC, OKAY?

>>48461339
because he can't keep showing affection towards flayon, their relationship will become too obvious

>>48461545
Holy shit he's Leafy

its always green that wither sucks or carries

>>48461545
kek

>>48461506
i don't have a bathtub
>>48461548
STOP YELLING FUCK YOU I'M NOT WASHING NOW

I cringe at how much Altare and Axel have probably spent on crates and keys

>>48461608
this is a funny rrat, i like it

After 6 months, I have been kidnapped by the Cultare.

Altare baby...

DON'T.
MAGNI IS TOO MUCH ALREADY

What's happening to Axel? Is he getting kicked out the rust server? Did he got TOO silly?

>>48461339
we all hate our exes

>i am a baby. goo goo ga ga
babytare…

kek

>>48461988
The whole server ended a few days ago anon,,It's unironically over.

>>48461951
how does it feel knowing you will be sacrificed?

holy performance anxiety

>>48461809
ugh, gross...
At least do it later okay? you're lucky I dont know where you are or I'd have to do it myself you child

>>48462088
Feels great, Anon.

kek

Damn, is a rebellion afoot

>good luck even getting a woman to look at you with the state of those lineups
KEK

>>48461809
>FUCK YOU I'M NOT WASHING NOW
you should become a vtuber anon, you'd be perfect

i like leader but his chat is too much of a hugbox

altare does the fuckboy laugh too well...

flayon comparing himself looking at morimura's ass with a moth always chasing light kek

>>48461112
Wesker lookin ass

>>48462275
You want me to call him a faggot on chat or what?

>>48461989
SHUT UP ;_; altnowa 5ever

>>48462275
It's a cult bro

League fucking sucks, please Tempus don't play that shit game

>>48462343
altare already remarried anon you have to move on

>>48462333
...yes.

>>48462275
they definitely do tease him and he usually responds more to teasing comments desu

>>48462275
Would you like to point out which part you consider a hugbox?

CLOWNFISH MENTION

>>48462402
bettel is going to play it in the future on stream again for sure

>>48462450
Yeah with me

>>48462114
i will after his stream ends so i can focus entirely on cleaning and no i would immediately throw you on the ground if you touch me
>>48462214
no thanks i'm not entertaining or cute, unlike my beautiful leader

>>48462450
Yeah with Flayon

>making fun of bettel
its like an instinct for everyone

>>48462754
It's cute ngl

>>48462619
i don't remember posting this

>>48462630
>i'm not entertaining or cute
start vtubing right now you fucking dandere

>have you considered suicide
wtf altare

I'm tempted to SC him about how much I'm enjoying CS2

>>48463041
do you think he would enjoy it more?