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48443024 No.48443024 [Reply] [Original]

Please watch edition.

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Can I self-post?
Self-posting is allowed as long as you pretend you're not doing it.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money, otherwise use Vegas Pro.

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Twitter branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Para-social guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg

Things will get better

>>48372612

>> No.48443066

This is a selfpost

>> No.48443369

>>48443066
This

>> No.48443447
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48443447

What have you done to improve your Streaming content today?

>> No.48443494

Potat, I wanna be your fren!
how do i become potat fren?

>> No.48443582

Can someone be trannygender and a babi?

>> No.48443972

>>48443582
What does that even MEAN

>> No.48444005

>>48443447
Art reps. Turns out that the iris should be partially covered or you look like a complete psycho.

>> No.48444206

>>48443582
I guess Ain fit that category

>> No.48444217

>>48443494
He wants to have sex with you don't fall for it.

>> No.48444281

>>48444217
Just friends with benefits

>> No.48444440

>>48444217
No, I'll save the sex for Laine.

>> No.48444590 [SPOILER] 
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48444590

Do you want to hear a joke? I want my first girlfriend to have as much sexual experience as I do.
My audience loves my jokes, ahahah...

>> No.48444867

So what if no one watches my streams? that's fine, no one watched my Youtube videos.
So what if no one watched my Youtube videos? that's fine, no one gave my art any (you)s.
So what if no one gave my art any (you)s?that's fine, I'm used to being ignored.
That's fine. I'll make it somehow.

>> No.48444971
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48444971

I've figured out why so many streamers go on at night. Not just because of "primetime hours" or whatever.

It's because during the summer months, it'll be too hot to stream during the day with a higher power rig. At nighttime, the noise and the heat can be much more manageable!

Can you tell I've been reading too many CPU reviews to prep for my new PC?

>> No.48445067

>>48444971
Remember, an audio insulated room is also a thermal insulated room. Someone wants to buy male gamer sweat on the cheap?

>> No.48445208

>>48445067
That's why it's better to go with a dynamic mic that you talk much closer to... if you wanna open a window.

>> No.48445655

>>48444971
Doesn't Beryl only stream at night usually because of his work schedule?

>> No.48445796
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>>48445208
I still prefer to close the door so my neighbours don't hear me screaming shit like UOOOH TUMMY EROTIC!!
But yeah, what's a popular recommendation for dynamic, something that's as popular at the AT2020?

>> No.48445815

>>48445655
Its the same with Digby he streams nights he isnt working.

>> No.48446011

>>48445815
Most of the new crop are either students or wagies so streaming to their local prime hours just makes sense

>> No.48446017

>>48445796
Blue Yeti, Shure SM58, AKG D5, RODE NT USB and Behringer XM8500 were the ones I was considering when shopping for mine.

The lattermost won solely due to me living in an untreated room and being unable to afford the moving blankets or acoustic panels at the time.

>> No.48446112

i want to hug Zenya, i want her to wear cat ears and i desperately need her to say buru nyuu~

>> No.48446417

>>48443494
You can find potat's twitter or discord server

>> No.48446537

>>48433539
>DMs closed for things unrelated to content creation
Base department. Very wise

>> No.48446859
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>>48446112
I just want to have sex with Zenya. My feeling for her are purely sexual. I will ravish her with my lust.

>> No.48446861

>>48446537
It had to happen eventually, I suppose.

>> No.48447224

>>48446537
but who is it? I've checked all the gen 4 twitters, I don't see anyone with that message up

>> No.48447246

>>48447224
Fuwa, in her discord

>> No.48447409

>>48447246
sheesh, that's the last person I expected, I guess all the ERP boytoy spots are taken

>> No.48447412

>>48447224
The stories posted here are works of fiction.
Only a fool would believe them.

>> No.48447498

Alright, is there anyone streaming today?

>> No.48447573

>>48447412
if that's not true then I want it to be true, that would be more interesting than reality

>> No.48447886
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>>48447498
https://www.twitch.tv/catsreturn is doing a Bob Ross Paint-a-long today

https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch is doing a Gundam Evolution longer stream today

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish is doing a "possible guerilla depending" (denpa you're not supposed to announce those)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_QQjD4F8M Kankuro King Ch. is doing Darkest Dungeon tonight

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>>48443582
who knows

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>>48447886

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>>48448004
How do I marry this hag?

>> No.48448676

>>48448286
You're going to have to get rid of her husband.

>> No.48450719

Who is the Ken Masters of Gen 4?

>> No.48451028

Who are some good artists for making models on a budget? I'm thinking a more male-ish/androgynous body.

>> No.48451217
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Chibi Sun

>> No.48451261

>>48451217
This needs to be his actual model

>> No.48451368

>>48451028
how cheap?

>> No.48451895

>>48451368

How cheap do they get?

>> No.48452296
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>>48451895
normally I shill Marbuccino but he's not as cheap as he used to be, or I'm getting poorer
https://twitter.com/Marbuccino

>> No.48452519

>talk to myself motormouth mode all the time offstream
>constant 30s+ periods of silence during gameplay because I can’t think of anything funny (especially if the game itself doesn’t have much for me to comment on)
>can’t hold a conversation irl to save my life
>actually manage to sustain a decent zatsu with 2 chatters
what kind of super-autism is this

>> No.48452615

I'm willing to whore out my bussy (boi pussy) for followers to get to affiliate.

>> No.48452731

>>48452615
Alva wtf

>> No.48452784

>pegging timeloop incoming

>> No.48452785

>>48452615
But you've already got affiliate Parseks

>> No.48452913

>>48452731
>>48452785
No one guessing who I really am means my act is working.

>> No.48453636

>>48446859
no! bad orcaposter!! you're supposed to keep ecchi thoughts to yourself when you're in heat (>\\\\\\<)! unless... she teases you with a new model or you find some cultured work to share...

>> No.48453728
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48453728

can someone from gen 4 rate the gen 3 designs?
I can't do it myself because I know most of those guys

>> No.48453857

>>48453728
Do it you coward.

>> No.48454250

>>48453857
I can't, I'm too biased to judge them purely on their models, I know who the schizos and sluts are and who's a babi

>> No.48454363

>>48453728
Why do artist who can draw really well pick the worst designs for their own self?

>> No.48454532

>Go into Herahera's lair
>She finds me
>She says she wrote gullible on the ceiling
>Look up
>Gullible ism in fact, written on the ceiling
>Look back down
>She gouged a giant hole in my torso and is slurping my intestines out my still living body out like noodles
Strange chuuba, that one

>> No.48454613

>>48454532
You can stop talking in 3rd person h*ra

>> No.48454808

>>48453728
Mine still isnt on here

Its so fucking over

>> No.48454825

>>48454613
It's not 3rd person, it's 1st person from another's point of view

>> No.48455077

>>48454808
It's only part of gen 3 and some /wvt/ vtubers who joined the aspcord back when it was created, so don't feel bad about not being included because many people are missing. I'm on it, see you later virgins

>> No.48455096

>>48454808
laugh at this dumbass.

>> No.48455221

>>48455077
I know that Genome added me at some point to his height chat. So atleast theres that.

>> No.48455316

>>48453728
can someone give me a qrd on the moai and his cultural appropiation drama

>> No.48455546

>>48455221
Who are you and why where you too scared to send a png the first time around?

>> No.48455563

>>48453728
ez: they all suck
(too many people and im too lazy to form actual opinions)

>> No.48455595

>>48455546
Albert Morn
And probably wasnt around during that time.

>> No.48455602

>>48453728
>>48455316
>Moai face
>Egyptian hieroglyphics
>Japanese symbols and clothing
>Nazca lines
was this nigga trying to offend every culture?

>> No.48455673

>>48453728
Who is the bubble buddy guy next to the Moai?

>> No.48455918
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>>48453728
My favorite

>> No.48456122

>>48455918
Only the leftmost is a good vtuber. A good looking model isn't everything.

>> No.48456724
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48456724

>>48453728
I rated them.

>> No.48457006

>>48456724
Now rate gen 4

>> No.48458588

>>48456724
what >>48457006
said, but don't cover the faces, it makes it hard to judge your judgements

>> No.48459384
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48459384

>>48458588
Feels unfair to judge people with unfinished models.

>> No.48459519
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48459519

>>48459384
Seems I forgot the last one.

>> No.48460620

>>48459519
>Herahera-chan
>Bad
True

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48461016

>>48459519
>Digby
>OK
You gotta explain that one.

>> No.48461176

>>48461016
Sex with Digby

>> No.48461470

>>48461016
He's just a cat.
It's cute, that's an ok, but he's just a generic black cat.
Nothing special about it.

>> No.48462376

>>48456724
I see.

>> No.48464430

sex

>> No.48464543

Please

>> No.48464799
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>>48459519
>OK
What can be better?

>> No.48464924

>Take Fuwacoco out to dinner
>Say something really awkward
>Waiter comes by
>She says "Sex please!"

>> No.48464926

>>48464799
Have your shirt have that image exactly.

>> No.48465701

>>48445067
Run the AC on full blast until the room is freezing, turn it off, start your stream and hope that pray that the room doesn't heat up before you'd naturally end stream

>> No.48465742

>>48464926
It's a nice idea. I just loved NicolasCage-cat pic

>> No.48466006

>>48465742
Put the neko on top of the cats

>> No.48466036

>>48459519
>Tally
>literally just a head

>> No.48466220

>>48466036
>draw a catboy
>say its a wolf

>> No.48467065

Where are my viewers

>> No.48467419

>>48464799
You're design is generic, there's nothing inspiring about it.
If you were a male, I would have given you a BAD, but you're kinda cute.

>> No.48468816

>>48467419
>generic
I'm only ho0man after all, don't put your blame on meeeee~
But seriously, yeah, even with "just NEET and vidiya" in lore there should be something more unique.
To create an impression and branding. But.. I don't really like eh... anything.
Fantasy, mythology, fantastic, sci-fi - nothing touch my soul in that meaning.

Branding Russian accent line gonna be marketing nightmare due political stuff
Some lulz on days:
>Mentioned about being born in Russia
>2 unfollows
I saw it on stream manager on phone, cuz I checking chat from phone.

So probably I will be generic and not specified until something interesting will appear in mind.

>> No.48469145

>>48468816
POTAT DON'T MAKE ME GOOSE FOR YOU.
I wanna be frens pls

>> No.48469216

>>48469145
become a vtuber and approach her without being a weirdo

>> No.48469381

>>48468816
What's your stance on Ukraine?

>> No.48469680

>>48459519
>fuza bad
bad taste

>> No.48469873

>>48467419
I thought y'all are judging based on stream content, we've already had two or three tier lists about looks.

>> No.48470743

>>48469873
the start of that comment thread literally says "rate the designs" anon...

>> No.48470921

>>48469145
No need to be sad. Potat is fine, potat have a roof under a head and food on a table. Nothing to worry about. You also can join discord (it pinned on twitch page). I am not really social but post here memes and sometimes discuss some stuff.

>>48469381
This question people can ask only in two cases:
1. Person is just silly and not realizing that ANY answer will put another person/person's family in danger.
2. Person ask this maliciously, to make person feel awkward and intimidated.

I hope you're the first one. And it's not a /pol/ anyway

>> No.48471503

>>48470921 (me)
>under
ABOVE ABOVE ABOVE
I really need to read my texts twice before sending

>> No.48471658

>>48470921
>In Soviet Russia, Roof Under Your Head

>> No.48471934
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48471934

>>48471658
I am fukken trying, but ESL magic is stronger even than my autism
sorry don't screm at me

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48472149

>>48471934
>Suprise! It was me KK all along!

>> No.48472287

Was thinking of moving out my parents home before trying to stream, but holy shit renting prices are high.
Maybe I should just deal with my folks to change rooms and give them extra rent anyway.

>> No.48472306
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48472306

>>48472149
K I N G!

>> No.48472913

it's always fun to see your country explicitly mentioned somewhere online.

>> No.48473086

>>48472913
Tr4nny.

>> No.48473372

>>48472913
Especially in news

>> No.48473776

>>48473086
i'm not one, no.

>>48473372
not there, no.

>> No.48474525

VSHOJO'S DOMINION OVER THE INDIE SCENE IS OVER!
NO LONGER DO INDIES HAVE TO SELF-POLICE FOR STATEMENTS THAT MIGHT BLACKLIST THEM FROM A VSHOJO COLLAB!
WE'RE FREE

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48474697

Stream was fun.
Gundam is fun.
Simple as.

>> No.48474776

muppet man sweep
muppet man incline
muppet man gmi

>> No.48475095
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>>48471934
ESL together strong!!!

>> No.48475205

>>48474697
buff game

>> No.48475208

>>48475095
There should be a monthly ESL only collab, imagine the chaos

>> No.48475368

>>48475205
Yeah and its a lot of fun too. Definitely doing more of it.

>> No.48475623
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48475623

KK Here!
We just our butt kicked in Darkest Dungeon last time.
Going to see if we can reach DA FLESH today!

https://www.youtube.com/live/T2_QQjD4F8M?feature=share

>> No.48475969

>>48474697
Chad shit, I should start playing GunEvo again

>> No.48476012

>>48474697
>>48475623
I LOVE MY GEN 4 SENPAI~

>> No.48476224

>>48475095
>>48475208
It can be funny if both ESL are good in audial perception.
If not - it will be the slowest collab in the world, lol

>> No.48476227

>>48476012
>senpai
Gen 5 hasn't started yet

>> No.48476746

>>48474525
Fr**t is still there

>> No.48476854

>>48476746
EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES

>> No.48476996

>>48456122
Hespera is alright, no?

>> No.48478763

>>48476996
You've been psyopped into thinking Hespera is alright because /wvt/ wants to fuck her.

>> No.48481231

>>48478763
your point? /wvt/ wants to fuck ALL femchuubas.

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aspies for this feel?

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>> No.48481788
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I'm looking to recruit an artist for a very important shitpost

>> No.48484484

T_T

>> No.48484620

ToT

>> No.48484687

>>48484484
Wipe those tears and go the fuck to sleep. You've got a big day tomorrow. Rest up and do your best or I'll do things to you.

>> No.48484990

>Scope of drawing has gotten wildly out of hand and I am drawing a whole fucking cityscape for it now

>> No.48485132

>>48484990
Eventually you'll parabola back to drawing a single character with no background except some splashes of colors and considering it a finished piece

>> No.48485324

>>48485132
All fanart of myself is like that pretty much

>> No.48485706

I like Alva because he's like one of my irl friends but cuter and angrier

>> No.48486733
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>>48476746
That's why all of their good talent is looking to leave

>> No.48487558

>>48486733
Not surprised you hate the one supporting trans people.

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>>48446537
I asked if I can share this from our dms:

"the big reason was
WAVES
of people with bad disrespectful attitudes
dont' know me dont nknowmy content
now i have a sign i can point to"

Tldr; her discord handle probably was posted in a horny incel group.

>> No.48488144

>>48487558
*checked notes* that one who:
cheated on her husband
mocked her sibling with very -ist and -phobe words
backstabbed a coworker for playing a wizard game
started charity to pedomermaids
announced charity and never paid

>> No.48488166

>>48487996
Yeah, that makes sense.

>> No.48488342

>>48487996
It's good for her to save a precious time and a lot of energy for actual content creation.
Everyone who really supporting her will understand this decision.
Fuwacoco is an awesome creator with edgy (in good meaning) and bright vibes.

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I made a groomcord

https://discord.gg/Xad5cAZS36
https://discord.gg/Xad5cAZS36
https://discord.gg/Xad5cAZS36

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>>48488358
yES YESEAEAAAA
babe wtf i am so in
that was
record pace join
wher da oomfies at

>> No.48488465

>>48487996
Wouldn't it make more sense to have it in her bio if that's the case?

>> No.48488493

>>48488358
Is this for groomers to meet up or a place to be groomed?

>> No.48488528

>>48488493
It's just another /asp/cord like jignx and lance

>> No.48488568

I'm scared and confused
I thought there was already a gen4cord

>> No.48488608

>>48488493
You reminded me of a joke in a shitty cartoon I watched a long time ago where there's a theme park ride where you can get a blowjob or give a blowjob
-Oh, it's great, I've been on it 4 times
-Did you give or receive?
-You can receive?

>> No.48488657

>>48488493
>>48488568
i am there to groom
lmaom ur so mature for ur age babe

>> No.48488697

Doesn't saying "GROOM ME" and joining a discord dedicated to being groomed make you less alluring to groom?

>> No.48488760

This may be the new way to ERP with Fuwa. Something more tidy and organized

>> No.48488780

>>48488358
Before the replies I thought this was Elliott shilling the Visagecord

>> No.48489045

>>48488780
bro i don't even shill visagecord normally i think the only time i've ever generated an invite was when someone asked me for one directly

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hows it going?

>> No.48490892

>>48476996
I wish I had as few ribs as Hes does, I'd finally be able to suck my own dick.

>> No.48492303

Sex with (You)

>> No.48492733

Considering how many new aspies there's been the last few months, I feel that someone should do a summary of the /asp/ lore

>> No.48492781

>>48492303
I'm a stand-up type of guy, we're not having sex in the first month of dating. And you better be prepared to woo me because I'm not a slut, you have to make me believe that we'll be together for life.

>> No.48495129

T_T

>> No.48496304
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48496304

Come on in! Vshojo dead edition

https://discord.gg/FerxfzFx
https://discord.gg/FerxfzFx
https://discord.gg/FerxfzFx
https://discord.gg/FerxfzFx

>> No.48496385

>>48496304
Shitting on VShojo when almost none of you can consistently hit 20 CCV is kinda cringe

>> No.48496687

>>48489906
*kills you*

>> No.48496733

>>48496385
Some of the girls belong in vshojo

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>>48484484
>>48495129

>> No.48498024

Why does vtubing and streaming in general now feel like I’m supposed to treat everything that I do like a business instead of doing whatever I want to do?
I need to loosen tf up.

>> No.48498324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrIXfgMwprs
Imagine what could've been

>> No.48499211

Beryl will be the first male to join Phase Connect. Heed my words.

>> No.48499742

>>48499211
Why would anyone join a corpo in this day and age with everything imploding? Also, why Beryl and Phase Connect, even?

>> No.48499890

>>48468816
Potat is bery good and cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.48500764

>>48499890
she's afraid of dicks, especially mine

>> No.48500935

>>48499742
Because Beryl is the ultimate femboy

>> No.48501356

>>48500935
Beryl is a babi.

>> No.48501441

>>48501356
Femboy.

>> No.48501459

>>48501356
I hate babis. I'll never forgive them for what they've done.

>> No.48501510

You can't just pretend Hera and Beryl aren't babis forever.

>> No.48501791
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>babis

>> No.48502269

>>48501791
There could be babis. With a car you can go anywhere.

>> No.48502802

The day we get real time AI voice changing I am switching to a femchuuba

>> No.48503034

>>48502802
There will be a massive glut of femchuubas at that time.
Hence why I will stay as male

>> No.48503583

>>48502802
You don't understand what being a babi is all about, it's not about being a woman.

>> No.48506081

>can't help but to curse and slam my table during team competitive games
>plays in wifi so it's impossible to stream fighters
Yeah, I think I'll just play VNs and story based games

>> No.48506612

>>48506081
Is it really impossible for you to use an Ethernet cable where you live?

>> No.48508663

live

>> No.48510077

>>48499890
Failing without any fear!

>> No.48510079

denpa...

>> No.48510560

>>48506612
Should be able to, just a tad bit inconvenient since the port is far from my room and my door shuts real tight with no gaps. Also the connection is being used by multiple people at my house so I'm thinking of getting a second ISP altogether just for myself

>> No.48511311

Is Marburg worth $1000? I feel like his style would suit me but I'm not good at shopping around for artists.

>> No.48513108

>Join the groomercord
>Nobody tries to groom me
It's over...

>> No.48513144

>>48513108
Too busy kissing Alva's feet pls andastando

>> No.48513338

>>48488144
just say you hate trans people

>> No.48513493

I'm in groomercord for the express purpose of getting my groomee certification. I want my prospective groomers to have the best possible grooming experience I'll also work out how to groom my groomers for maximal grooming efficiency

>> No.48513564

Im tired of everyone in Gen 4 being nice to me when I know they all hate me and talk shit behind my back.

>> No.48513694

>>48513564
how do you know they hate you

>> No.48513776

>>48513564
they love you, dummy

>> No.48513819

>>48513694
I just know.

>> No.48513882

>>48513564
You must think you've done something really shitty to warrant talking about

>> No.48513908
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They stole my konrad

>> No.48513915

>>48510079
What did she do now?

>> No.48514270

>>48513108
>>48513144
>>48513493
Is the groomercord a place to find erp partners?

>> No.48514366

>>48513915
She had a threesome with Kankuro and Tally

>> No.48514972

>>48514366
Did the balls touch? That's very important.

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sisters I miss when kaiser would stream beryl and ruxoni doesnt really do it for me the same way they did

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>>48510560

>> No.48516206

>>48515985
These things are legitimately a godsend

>> No.48516397

>>48515985
What is that?

>> No.48516440

>>48516397
probably a powerline adapter

>> No.48516550

http://twitch.tv/herahera_chan
Meandering about DS1's world trying to not go to Blighttown with a new and much easier to understand voice!

>> No.48517192

>find game with low amounts of streamers
>one of the streamers is a guy vtubing with a cheap vroid model
>0 viewers
>pop in and say hi
>he’s nervous and awkwardly greets me
>I tell him he looks very cute
>he stutters and thanks me again
>make small talk through out his stream
>he always answers me because I’m the only one watching him
>I’m gonna give you a follow cutie
>he stutters as he thanks me
Shy boys are so cute.

>> No.48517373

>>48517192
It came to me in a dream

>> No.48517944

>>48517192
What was he playing? And why did you abuse him?

>> No.48518312

>>48517944
Danganronpa and it wasn’t abuse.

>> No.48518421

More like Bottomronpa

>> No.48518640

>>48518312
You made him feel special, that stream is going to be the peak of his vtubing career and it will never get as good again. It was abuse.

>> No.48519023

>>48517192
This has never happened to me and that is the greatest tragedy of my streaming career

>> No.48519703

>>48514270
I'll ERP with you right now and we can pretend we're on discord if you want
*kisses you sweetly*
*my lips taste like cherries or lemon*
luv u bb you are my life partner

>> No.48519824

>>48513564
>thinking it's only gen 4
>thinking gen 4 is the biggest problem they have
lmao

>> No.48519921

I always enjoy when you both know you're going to erp at some point but both of you dance around being the first one to type a *does this* asterisk message because neither of you want to seem cringe.

>> No.48520432

Fuck Beryl

>> No.48520454
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>>48518421
Fact: any boy who enjoys Danganronpa is a stuttering bottom

>> No.48520560

If you're to fuck meet up IRL and do it, none of this tranny ERP shit

>> No.48520598

>>48520560
Erping is older than you are, zoomer

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>>48520598
And?

>> No.48520962

>>48520858
Twitter-style post.

>> No.48521047

>>48520560
ive done some cam sessions for others, it's nice but it doesn't get me off really. I prefer a hands-on approach. for me the intimacy is the important part not that someone whips their cock and balls out (in text or on the screen)

>> No.48521055

>>48520962
Okay boomer, whatever you say

>> No.48521259

>>48521047
Kids these days just wanna see tiddies and hear sex sounds, there's so much more passion and lust behind vivid descriptions and creating a little mini narrative between the two of you

>> No.48521373

>>48519703
*unzips dick*
I love you Fuwa, we must have sex right now

>> No.48521453

>>48521259
yeah that's why i thought the vocaroo was a fun idea but i think i went a little too cheesy. i actually met up with someone that i ended up not doing lewd things with but the cuddling was one of the most intense things I've had ever done because we care deeply for each other. Honestly, I can call myself blessed that some people wanna be around me in person.

>> No.48521586

I'm too monogamous, anxious and jealous for the modern age bros

>> No.48521714

Hey. Suck me off tonight.

>> No.48521758

This place really does turn into /soc/ during euro hours.

>> No.48521769

I want to have sex with a girl that's as inexperienced as me where we both constantly ask each other if we're okay and explore our sexualities together without any fear of the other being annoyed

>> No.48521847

>>48521769
I made this post, but also doing the same thing with a boy

>> No.48522008

>>48521847
What if we met up and made it real haha

>> No.48522062

>>48521586
You might be right about the anxiety part, but I don’t really think you should let people eager to ERP with each other on 4chan or Twitter serve as proof that monogamy is dead. People have been horny and embarrassing online for nearly thirty years now, and I’m pretty sure monogamy still exists despite that

>> No.48522114

>>48521714
come to asakusa i can't really sleep

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>>48521758
I've never been to /soc/ but don't blame it all on the euros, it's a shared effort
eurohours were ~7 hours ago, I know it because I was bumping the dead thread
in my opinion the thread goes to shit whenever the burgers wake up, because it comes to life

>> No.48522268

>>48522062
I do this thing where my only appeal as a human being is internet sex, so I only attract people who want to have internet sex with me, and I start getting attached to them while I'm not actually special to them and they have a bunch of other discord kittens that I'm exactly the same as to them and it destroys my mental because I know I shouldn't feel that bad about it because nothing is actually happening and they probably never saw me that way anyway so that makes it feel even worse and then I just kind of ghost everyone eventually.

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You /wvt/ schizos are pretty annoying...

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>>48496687

>> No.48522773

The combination of Parseks's lifeless, soullessly drawn png staring dead-on at the camera at all times combined with his Zuckerburg-like awkwardness and npc-tier dialogue making him seem like a mannequin trying to be human is so genuinely creepy.

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>>48521453
>cuddling was one of the most intense things I've had ever done because we care deeply for each other

>> No.48522920

>>48522237
>ended
>8pm

>> No.48522973

>>48522773
I'm trying to improve my dialogue and awkwardness...

>> No.48523201

>>48521769
That's sounds nice but I'm an old man, not a 16 year old buck. I'll get what I can get, when I start looking for someone.

>> No.48523281

Old people are in this thread, right now.

>> No.48523413

>>48523281
I don't normally think I'm old but then I'm constantly reminded most chuubas/viewers are like 18-24 so being on the verge of 30 definitely keeps me on the peripheral

>> No.48523414

>>48522973
you need to stop voice training like a tranny, you sound like kid going through puberty

>> No.48523438

>>48523414
I'm not voice training
That's my voice

>> No.48523454

>>48523201
Hi daddy

>> No.48523596

>>48523438
You literally asked for tips on how to "sound more like a femboy", you are voice training. Voice training to try to fit into one of the most generic and uninteresting archetypes possible. You are the reason femboys are pump and dump memes.

>> No.48523655

>>48523596
I asked because I want my voice to sound better
How I talk now is how it sounds

>> No.48523676

>>48523413
For me it's the opposite, I'm nearing 20 and I've rarely interacted with someone younger than me

>> No.48523836

>>48519921
just be more descriptive in your writing instead of using asterisks if you're doing it through text

>> No.48523867

>>48523438
I know this is gonna sound counterintuitive because you want to be a femboy, but try to drop your voice a little, just a little.
The voice cracks mean your voice is not resting at a natural place for it, and you can try to sound a bit cuter by going higher, but the constant cracking is gonna take away from it.

>> No.48523886

>>48523676
"nearing twenty" is a very funny way to say teenager

>> No.48523891

>>48523413
Whenever I feel this way, I tell myself that at least there's still Kaiser that's older than me.

>> No.48523943

>>48523886
People already call me a kid enough please let me have this one

>> No.48523957

>>48523836
Asterisks is just one style. *pulls out dick* and *fucks you* is just a meme. You can put an entire paragraph into asterisks.
I've never understood non-asterisk erp. It's so awkward looking and sounding.

>> No.48523967

>>48522973
>>48522973
Don't listen to them. Keep at it and you'll be slaying poon in no time

>> No.48524049

>>48523957
I've seen people use greentext for actions in /trash/ but it makes more sense since the text is a different color so it makes it easier to differentiate between actions and dialog

>> No.48524112

>>48523943
It's because you're still a kid. hth

>> No.48524115

>>48524049
A lot of sites will change asterisked text to italics, I've also done the opposite and put dialogue into italics on sites that don't do that.

>> No.48524156

>>48524115
You mean bold? I've never seen a site that uses asterisks for italics

>> No.48524216

>>48524156
I SWEAR discord does asterisks as italics.

>> No.48524272

>>48519921
*teleports behind you*

>> No.48524313

>>48524216
Just tested it, huh, I guess it's a testament to how I've never ERPd on Discord, I'm just used to asterisks being bold

>> No.48524344

>>48524313
Where do you erp, fucking Youtube?

>> No.48524400

>>48524344
Used to do it on Whatsapp, last few times were on Telegram

>> No.48524456

>>48524112
I'M NOT A KID, REEEEEEEEE

>> No.48524492

>>48524400
Indian lolicon hands typed this post.

>> No.48524517

>>48519921
I remember doing this with a guy.
It started with me just doing *hugs* and then into *kiss*, eventually it became more and more descriptive, until one time I *hugged him tightly* and he said something like careful something is gonna poke you there, I asked what in a fake innocent way, and the rest was history.

>> No.48524518

>>48524456
Wov you're really mature for your age, do you want to hang out later?

>> No.48524561

>>48524517
The headpat is the most risk-free first asterisk move you can make imo.

>> No.48524565

>>48524518
Yes but only if you have apple juice and cookies

>> No.48524622

>>48524492
Good morning sir *pounds your vagene while grabbing your bobs*

>> No.48524670

>>48524561
yes, he would *headpat* me a lot after I made the first move

>> No.48524736

yeah uh more like "all sexpests"

>> No.48524892

>>48524736
Sexposting does not make one a sexpest or at least that's what I tell myself

>> No.48525028

>>48524736
I'm sorry, this is who I am, I do it anonymously, does that make it better?

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48525136

Its a hard life being a cat vtuber detective in a terrible megacorporate dystopia
The real question though is it good entertainment? You should come find out. Tonight I shall be streaming the procedural murder mystery game "Shadows of Doubt"

Only at https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>> No.48525154

If I want to use art to grow a following that I can convert into stream viewership (as a male) should I mainly be doing fanart of male vtubers? I had this thought while showering earlier but even though female vtubers are more popular most of the followers I could gain from them probably won't watch males.

>> No.48525246

>>48525154
Yes but don't do Nijis or Holostars, most of their fanbase is female but doesn't care about small males

>> No.48525253

>>48525154
If you want to gain a following from art you should be drawing porn of fotm anime/cartoon/vidya waifus. Anything else and you aren't actually trying to build a following from art.

>> No.48525365

>>48525246
Who does that even leave? I don't watch male vtubers myself so I don't really know what that demographic is interested in

>> No.48525379

>>48525253
Where should he post that waifu art to reach viewers?

>> No.48525454

>>48525154
Do art of other smaller vtubers to network.
Then do art of bigger indies.
Don't do art for corpos, unless you are a fan of them, then sure.

>> No.48525586

>>48525365
Women are crowd viewers, men are predator viewers, this is why it is so hard as a small male

>> No.48525634

>>48525365
Best group of vtubers to draw in general are small partners, since they have a sizeable fanbase but don't constantly get art, so look for small partners (Or partner sized, Twitch can be stingy with handing it out even if you do fit the requirements) that are male and have a mostly male fanbase

>> No.48525641

>>48525154
I don't think fan art usually converts well into viewership, for males or females. You can certainly get Twitter followers if you are good but Twitter follows notoriously don't translate well at all into viewers. Maybe your best bet would be using high quality fan art to befriend male chuubas that are getting something like 10-30 average ccv. Males at this level of viewership often don't get much fan art, to say nothing of getting good fanart so they might really appreciate it. Then if you can get into their circles you can start collabong or getting raided by them and you can start getting a following that way.

>> No.48526123

I feel like doing fanart as a networking tool and not out of genuine passion (either love for the chuuba or just because you think their design would be fun to draw, either way) is a sad way to live life

>> No.48526168

>>48526123
That's NGMI mentality

>> No.48526213

>>48525154
Do art of 2 ccv vtubers and they might watch you. At least you'll have their attention, especially if you draw it on stream.
Vtubers are narcissists.

>>48526123
It's sad and the saddest thing is that it works.

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>>48496304
Oh look they finally changed the icon.

>> No.48526488

>>48526123
The only time I watch streamers is to either keep up appearances in people's communities or search for 2views with potential to network with

>> No.48526691

>>48526219
pretty fitting to have a ngmi whore as the icon

>> No.48526741

>>48526691
there's more members in the server than she has followers

>> No.48527156

>>48526488
The only thing I truly dislike about streaming is that it has left me with practically no desire to watch streams.

>> No.48527234

>>48527156
Lucky for me I have always thought streams were garbage content.

>> No.48527375

>>48526488
How depressing

>> No.48527602

>>48527234
Thankfully I don't feel that way or I wouldn't be streaming to begin with. I only really have time and energy for one or the other, streaming or viewing.

>> No.48527649

>>48487558
You didn't just miss the point, you're in an entirely different plane of existence from the point.
Spare us your low-information NPC takes.

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how many spic chuubas do we have this gen? only Denpa, Alina and Lavandel?

>> No.48528052

>>48528012
Only Alina and Lavandel.

>> No.48528068

>>48528012
denpa is not spic, she's american

>> No.48528128

>>48528012
Denpa doesn't even know what a duende is

>> No.48528389

>>48528068
She doesn't sound American

>> No.48528455

>>48528012
Do we have aspies from each of the countries listed to check if this is real?

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>>48513338
Even if I had nothing better to do with my time, I'd never get on Froot's levels of pure hatred of trans people in general, and her sibling specifically

>> No.48528558

Large Denpa posterior

>> No.48528671

>>48528558
imagine the smell

>> No.48528678

>>48528455
Does it count if I'm American but my png was done by a Brazilian?

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>>48528012
I love latam vtubers but why are they all so white?
Can we talk about this? I'm supposed to be the racist here.

>> No.48528806

>>48528455
afaik there's no bolivian, colombian, brazillian, chilean or venezuelan aspies, and the peruvians, uruguayans and argentines don't fit

>> No.48528874

>>48528678
If so that would make a lot of aspies asian

>> No.48528877

>>48528798
You can either choose to believe that they all want to be white or that white is the most marketable skin color. I'm sure you enjoy both of those answers.

>> No.48528881

>>48528806
>no chilean aspies
yet

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>>48528877
Maybe, but I hope they're darker in real life because like all good racists I want a sexy choco gf.

>> No.48529262

How much fan interaction is too much?
I feel like if I make myself too available outside of streams people will get bored of me.

>> No.48529422

>>48528877
>Dark skin is not marketable
>Scarle mogging the rest of Iluna

>> No.48529424

I feel alone and i feel like everyone just uses me for their own gain

That is my contribution to Menhera monday

>> No.48530252

>>48529424
it could be worse, there are people willing to use you

>> No.48530482

>>48529422
Not exactly a fair fight. Compare her design and personality to the rest of them.

>> No.48530896

>>48529424
I hope the feeling passes, slightly menhera monday poster.

>> No.48530909

>>48529424
But is it solely for their own gain? All social interactions are motivated by self-interest to some degree. It literally has to be that way, on a psychological and biological level. You can either become completely blackpilled by this fact and think that all interactions are therefore tainted, or you can understand the necessity off it, and work with it. The question to ask is "Do the people who benefit from me also act reciprocally for my benefit?" If not, find new people. If so, keep them.

>> No.48530936

What are your monthly goals /asp/?
this month i want to start learning L2D to work on my model

>> No.48531010

>>48530909
Very good advice.

>> No.48531041

>>48530909
Its more that social interaction just feels empty

>> No.48531135

>>48531041
Might be time to meet new people.

>> No.48531176

>>48530936
I have a project but it's going to be sickening and disgusting. You'll know when you see it.

>> No.48531186

>>48530936
I'm going to stream stuff that I have been meaning to stream for many months. Finish some of my goals I have had since the beginning. Then I think I might quit. Assuming I'm still unhappy streaming. My year anniversary is coming up and I have precious little to show for it.

>> No.48531215

>>48531135
Thats the issue its the same with everyone i meet

>> No.48531296

>>48530936
I'm ordering a bunch of art, getting my redeems and alerts fixed and getting a 3d model made to use in animations.

>> No.48531412

>>48530936
Not lose to Menhera

>> No.48531478

>>48531215
You haven't met everyone that there is to meet yet.
If it really feels that hopeless for you then you might have some kind of unresolved problem that is keeping you from being yourself around other people. It can unfortunately be pretty easy to attract people you don't actually care that much about if you're not being yourself most of the time.

>> No.48531543

>>48530936
To not lose to the cock
I will NEVER lose to the cock!

>> No.48531577

I haven't streamed in five days. It's not like anyone was looking forward to watching me mumble awkward shit into the mic anyway.

>> No.48531681

>>48531543
That sounds like what someone who's going to lose to the cock would say.

>> No.48532013

>>48531577
You shouldn't force yourself to keep going if you don't want to, but in the same breath I want to encourage you to keep going just because you never know when a lurker is gonna miss someone that gave up.

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