/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>if i just keep spamming threads with famous movie quotes reworded to be about vtubers, one of them is bound to have 300+ replies!

>If in doubt… always follow your nose

>>48431714
But Gandalf was indeed too late to accompany Frodo on his journey from the Shire. He planned to be there but was delayed

>>48431714
Your love of the SEAlings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, Anon.

>>48431714
Is this movie any good? Should I just read the book instead?

>>48432867
The books are written in a very difficult style, even for a native speaker. The movies are really good, some of the best movies ever made.

>>48432867
>>48433166
I'm not so much of a faggot to hardcore believe that any sentence that isn't absolutely necessary to the plot absolutely NEEDS to be cut from a story, but dear god Tolkein could have done well to trim some parts of the story. That was the hardest part of reading it, just the fluff scattered around.

>>48431893
Get back in your general.

>>48433441
The man himself confirmed that the whole world and story exists just so his made up language can have a context to exist in, so I don't think writing a lean and efficient novel was a priority.

>>48432867
Just stick to the theatrical release the extended ones are great but jesus christ are they long

>>48433996
also avoid the hobbit movies they’re mid as hell

>>48432867
The Hobbit's the better book and the world seems so much more interesting in it

>>48433475
Got ya shitass, keep seething

>>48432867
>Is this movie any good?
yes

>>48432867
Watch LotR, read The Hobbit.

>>48432867
The books are masterpieces.

>>48431714

>>48433166
>>48433441
Zoomerbros...

>>48432867
they're pretty good or whatever

>>48433996
>>48434700
Zoomerfriends your ADHD is showing...

>>48442683
The Hobbit movies are trash compared to the book.

>>48431714
(Onaji mirai wo mite itai.)

Hololive has changed.

(Ano yume te ni shitai.)

I feel it in the streams.

(Sorezore chigatta.)

I feel it in the concerts.

(Kokoro de hashire GO.)

I see it on twitter.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the recruiting of the Great branches. Thirty Five were given to JP, immortal, wisest and purest of all beings. Nine to the ID, great miners and craftsmen of their minecraft halls. And eleven, eleven idols were gifted to the branch of EN, who above all else desire numbers. For within these branches was bound the strength and the will to maintain viewer retention. But they were all of them deceived, for another branch was made. Deep in the land of Tokyo, in the Fires of Hololive HQ, the Dark Lord Yagoo forged in secret a master branch, and into this branch his cruelty, his malice, and his general misunderstanding of the fanbase of unicorns he cultivated.

One idol to rule them all.

One by one, the free channels of Hololive fell to the power of the orange dragon, but there were some... who resisted. A last collaboration of unicorns and CGDCT fags marched against the armies of Holorstars, and in the chats of whatever talent mentioned males, they fought for the freedom of Hololive. Victory was near, but the power of the Homo could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Kiara, daughter of the Fuhrer, took up her father’s sword.

The Homobeggars, enemies of the free peoples of Hololive, were defeated. The branch passed to the manager Omega, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of management are easily corrupted. And the homobeggar has a will of its own. It betrayed Omega, to his death.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for about a year, the branch passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it was entangled in another drama.

It came to the creature Kronii, who took it deep into her own channel. And there it consumed her. The branch gave to Kronii an unnatural surge in numbers. For about a month to maybe this day it poisoned her mind, and in the gloom of HoloEN, it waited. Darkness crept back into Hololive. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Holostars perceived their time had come. They abandoned Kronii, but then something happened that the Holostars did not intend. They were picked up by the most unlikely viewers imaginable: unicorns, who wished nothing more than to false flag and shitpost all over this board.

For the time will soon come when unicorns will shape the fortunes of all.

>>48431714
Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth, but it was not the end.

>>48444096
Unicornses, we hates them...

>>48433441
>>48433166
You should try reading Anne Rice. You would lose your minds reading ten pages describing the pillars of a French colonial house.

>>48434700
The first Hobbit movie is literally perfect and definitely worth a watch

>>48448444
They rushes Smaug and made him the focus. When I read The Hobbit I was sucked in by the adventure. Sting. Bombadil. The movie directors dropped the ball. Definitely read the book.

>>48448386
stupid sexy pillars...

>>48431714
>She streams
How lucky of you...

>makes bait thread with LoTR quote
>thread turns into LoTR discussion instead
kek

>>48433166
>The books are written in a very difficult style, even for a native speaker.
If you truly think that then you're no native speaker.
Or you're just niggerbrained, which basically means you're not a native speaker of English anyway.

>>48432867
Yes, but only if you watch the extended edition of the trilogy

>>48454341
based
it filters zoomies

Why didn't the eagles take the ring to Mordor by themselves?
Why didn't the elves and dwarfs and other species help during the final battle? Don't they care about what's going to happen if Sauron wins?
Why did Sauron even forge the ring in the first place, if he was already going win without it?

Nyanners.....

>>48458179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI

>>48464406
Makes sense.

>>48431797
Fpbp