/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Towa-sama my friend

>>48441506
huhhuua

Lapsama my friend

>>48441506
Timber Tapatio

Better OP post than the other thread

>>48441506
this one

Moderation doko

Kronii love!

What exactly is the cause of Bae's recent huge incline?

>>48441506
Mario soon!
https://www.youtube.com/live/nLWbzC4_sQ4

This dork

>>48441506
Thread off to a bad start...

Bros

Nenecheese

>>48441975
commence the samefaggin

>>48441982
o fugggg :-DD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwRg9ZgANI

Feed the fire
Let the last cinders burn

The mods are T*wa sympathizers, we need to RISE UP

>>48441982
>/live/
when is embedding going to be supported for this type of link

Watame is pissing directly into my mouth again.

What goes on in here?

>>48442028
Put an issue in the git.

>>48442028
never, youtube hates embedding and would yank it out entirely if they could

>>48442029
>Didn't even melt all the ice

>>48441975
I think i will hide this post and everyone should do the same

>>48442058
Nothing but cream puffs and vanilla

>>48441975
Hard work, love for her fans, and ability to take criticism

>>48442061
already there https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3349

>>48441975
I think i will keep replying to this post and everyone should do the same

>>48442058

Holos for this?

I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS

Remember last Friday Night?

>>48442119
What criticism has she acknowledged and adapted to?

Flare over...

I'm thinking Kaela wife

>>48442134
Let him sleep then.

Speaking of Bae, did she reach the point in P5R where she can't stream it anymore?

>>48442207
No she's in the last part of Okumura's dungeon.

>"seanigger" hours
>dead thread, less than 100 ips, everyone watching JP streams
>burgers and euros
>more ESL, loves eating samefag schizo cum, doesn't watch streams

Nice song, Moona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8

>>48441982
IRyS is too dumb to play this

>>48442206
>>48442134
>>48442061
>>48442066
In the meantime you can edit on Tampermonkey/Scriptmonkey/whatever it by replacing
regExp: /^\w+:\/\/(?:youtu.be\/|[\w.]*youtube[\w.]*\/.*(?:v=|\bembed\/|\bv\/))([\w\-]{11})(.*)/
with
regExp: /^\w+:\/\/(?:youtu.be\/|[\w.]*youtube[\w.]*\/.*(?:v=|\bembed\/|\bv\/|live\/))([\w\-]{11})(.*)/

Is Producer Polka taking charge of this?

>>48442281
Some Kiwawa in dire times...

>>48442240
SEA has always been our greatest ally.

>>48442181
Fauna!

>>48442321

HEART

>>48442155
you won't

Bit haram

Nice thread

>>48442199
How did she do?
I'll need to catch up on it later

>>48441975
>Incline
She's actually reclining hard

>>48441975
>huge incline
did she went from 2 viewers to 3?

>>48442354
The sex we were denied...

>Fell asleep while listening to Kronii
>Had a dream where she's my girlfriend
>Woke up
It hurts

>Bae has a second original and more covers than Gura

I thought the shork was hard at work behind the scenes though?

>>48442197
She specifically went out of her way to relax her voice after feedback from fans

I’m sorry but Fauna’s world tree looks abominable, somebody needs to burn it down for the sake of the server.

>>48442365
How much we betting?

I love my Ojou, Fair Lady of the Underworld, gentler than a summer breeze. She possesses strength to fell trees, she is a gentle kind soul. A laugh full of glee that will bend a mans knee. A woman who absconds me heart-whole! Our Fate twined another! She may poke, she may tease! But she would never rend me asunder! For we are equals you see! A Beauty she will always be!

>>48442181
I jacked off to Monika last night

>>48442306
Name one thing Irys isn't too dumb for
Challenge: Can't say Jackie Chan Pizza

>>48442098

>Be chumbud
>Gura stops streaming
>Switch over to Ina
>Ina takes a break
>Start watching Fauna
>Now I'm a Sapling/Tako
Yes I do have 2 oshis deal with it.

>>48442400
OOF

Who is the Metal Gear of hololive?
The Martin Scorsese?
The Neapolitan ice cream?

>>48442354
Sorry anon, time to move on, Aloe wasn’t eternal

>>48442207
nah she just hasn't had enough time for it lately

>>48442432
You have a way with words

>>48442197
Her voice.

KIARA LOVE

https://youtu.be/R5J7rhIoDvU
Uhh, Beastkeks? Why is your oshi with the clock lady?

>>48442422
Sry shitposter anon but ambassador work are government confidential.

towa cat

>>48442422
Too bad no one gives a shit about Bae

>>48442466
Cumbud to tako to sapling pipeline is real.

>>48442281
>3 links
...rip

MORI BODIED

>>48442429
I am so sure of it I will quite literally eat my own cum if I'm wrong

>>48442390

>>48442469
Ame
literally Ame
um....I'm gonna say Ame

>>48442466
Fauna is taking a break soon too, who are you gonna switch to next?

When all is said and done, please choose between the following scenarios. Which one will lead to the most Kino?
>Fauna redemption arc, inexplicably creates a masterpiece in the world tree. Youtube is flooded with clips of JP and ID reacting favorably to the tree and it will forever be remembered as a landmark in the server.
>Fauna's despair arc. An act of god completely destroys the tree. A stray lightning or a freak forest fire reduces the tree into ashes.
>Fauna's villain arc. A holo accidentally destroys the tree, and rrats will be talking about how Fauna hates this person ever since, or how the destruction was intentional.

>>48442508
comments say it was some kind of fan account
not sure how theyre checkmarked with that name

Splits are so much better than this shithole

>>48442281
Who the fuck cares?

>>48442422
Why doesn't Cover just shitcan Gura if she keeps lying about Hololive-related work on her official Hololive accounts?

>>48442390
weak moves

Luna is really high quality

Kiara The Big Forehead (Really Big)

>>48442569
Me

>>48442516
Isn't it nearing your bedtime baeschizo?

>>48442422
All those songs and covers are useless if no one watches them

>>48442281
>kowkarot
uhhh wasn't he supposed to be blacklisted?

>>48442281
>The Usual Room
What year is it

>>48442569
I'm who btw

https://youtu.be/GQDbBqJSzbc
>still no blue gaki collab
Make it happen, damn it!

>>48442281
>posting nijis

>>48442567
Yeah it was a fake account with 100k subs probably hacked or something.

>>48442427
Can we get rid of JP's soulless template builds first?

>>48442569
not me

Imagine tickling Watame until she pees

>>48442569
Probably (You)

>>48442569
I'm cares btw

>>48442564
I want the tree to be a masterpiece. I believe in Fauna.

wife

This is new too right?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48442397
A whole lotta parrying, she did alright. More DS1 on Tuesday, I think.

>>48442400
Holy shit is this the fabled Bae incline?

>>48442603
>cherrypicking

What do you call this?
>>48441975
>>48442400
>>48442470

>>48091905
>>48092021
>>48092082

>>48049439
>>48049942
>>48050020

>>47773663
>>47773908
>>47773934

>>48033803
>>48033913
>>48035316

>>48290287
>>48290363
>>48290449

>>48437370
>>48437530
>>48437759

>>48442608
Why're you acting like she hasn't mentioned this in forever

>>48442630
I just want to pinch her till she cries

>>48442608
Kiara is unable to evolve her content passed 2021, please andastan

>>48442570
Your mouth is a shitcan and my tummy hortin

>>48441975
>incline

Ina's feet

>>48442561
I mean it's only 8-9 days and she's communicated it well, why would it be an issue?

>>48442619
Did Gura completely memoryhole the Among Us collab?

>>48442661
Nijjers nijjing out about something, probably.

I miss that brief time when Kronii was straight…

>>48442567
Most youtube checkmark are not really important, i dunno how youtube does it but i even saw channel with 5k subs with checkmark.

My Ina!

Lah...

KAELA YOU DUMBASS LEMAO

>>48442472
Yeah at least we got Sana for a few months poor Aloe never had a chance.

>>48442630
Based.
>>48442666
Scum.

>>48442400
she just had a slow week last week because she was in Japan

>>48442708
AI is so garbage jesas

>>48442650
>no balls

>>48442722
Ina is so ugly

>>48442400
>not even at 1M and already slowing that bad on growth

>>48442028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLWbzC4_sQ4

go back already

>>48442661
You will be banned for pointing out this behavior because the mods side with the shitposters and leave doxx up in the catalog despite it being literally in the sticky on the board

>>48442740
How's this?

>>48442682
Fuck off, we hate Ina’s feet here.

>>48442661
This post is pure autism for sure

>>48442573
How she doin that

migo... gambatte

I want to grab Watame's horns and shake her head

>>48442708
Only a man like Shaggy can tame her
Which is me, btw

>>48442281
>kowkarot
Why's she enabling this homobeggar?

Gura's feet

>>48442774
Literally no one thinks that

>>48442748
https://files.catbox.moe/lvittv.mp4

>>48442650
Wait where's the dick?

>>48442564
3rd one will be the funniest and will give my life purpose for a short while

Kronii hates shilling her own merch, she doesn't really care if people don't buy it.

WHY MIKO WHY???

Kaela wife

>>48442748
No u

>>48442816
I'm not happy about his recent clips either but he was working on this clip weeks ago.

Chloe's armpits

>>48442661
JESAS CHRIST
This faggot HAS to be underage

>>48442761
It's pretty clear she's gonna hit 1m this year regardless so who cares

>>48442650
>girl
what the point?

>>48442466
This but I switched from being a day one teamate to sapling after the male collabs.
Never been happier.

>>48442808
Don't do that. That's poor stockmanship.

Wait, Kaela is playing with men now too?

>Any other EN has their stream posted
>All her fans reply with excitement
>Kiara has her stream posted
>Most of the replies are shitposts

>>48442873
Where is the hair?

>Hey listen fellas WE don't like anything related to Hololive here. WE are the real 4channers. No falseflag fr fr.

No Gura stream tonight, have a nice evening my dudes.

What was that Kronii?

>>48442564
why no Fauna schizo arc where she becomes so frustrated with the process/result that she either turns it into a shitpost or destroys it herself?

>>48442773
Again, where is the balls?

>>48442508
I literally do not see anyone named Mr Beast in chat? What the fuck is going on?

>>48442824
Meaty soles...

>>48442850
Because it sucks
>lunch box
>neck pillow

>>48442850
This! But IRyS and her music

What the fuck is Kronii talking about

>nonconsensual incest roleplay

>>48442926
Aren't those balls? I don't know how cats work

Imagine kissing Watame

Aki's ass

>>48441975
If Bae wants numbers, she would need to do more buff games and less zatsus.

>>48442978
that's a pussy, m8

>>48442978
he got neutered

>>48442991
I want to die here

>>48442978
Those are his ass cheeks anon...

>>48442881
we are almost 700 days since debut and still at 700k, it will take atleast another 300 days for making to 1M, if not more actually

Kronii used to shame/troll ERP'ers on anime chatrooms.

>>48442992
But her fans love her zatsus

Kronii wants to let you know that jesus is watching

>>48442939
Cute monster you have there. Is this one of those seiso idols I've heard so much about?

>>48442890
>selenfag once again making up stories about himself

>>48442904
Majority of us hate Kiara here. We maybe have like 10 very vocal and annoying kfp but that's it.

>>48442992
She doesn't

QT3.14's

>>48442466
You can have multiple oshis anon.

>>48442979
No thanks

>>48442661
I recognized scripted shitposting is common with every holo, but seeing someone collect the posts make it even more pathetic.

>>48442850
>Kronii hates doing her job
Yes we know

>>48442992
Nope, Bae feels the need to copy her korean girlfriend so it's all zatsu and chat affection

Irys gains 3000 subscribers in a month

>>48443046
I fucking hate that EOPs decided that oshi just meant kamioshi

So based on Towa's performance today in Mario, how likely are we looking at a Team F sweep? 80%? 90%

Nom nom nom, nom nom

???

Does Moona know where Africa is on a map?

>>48442991
Fantastic post.

Iofi's ass

>>48443044
Who's the .14?

>>48442661
I pray to Allah that this son of an indecent woman, one who slept with many men gets punished

WAKA WAKA

>kronii memba started two fucking hours ago
>only just got the notification
>ending shortly

>>48443036
Your oshi likes Kiara too

>>48443044
>male collabing whores
>and Ina
I really wish she would stop associating with that scum desu

>>48443036
>10
2

>>48443104
on my face

>>48442850
Kronii doesn't like bothering people about it because she thinks if people want it they will buy it without her begging.

>>48443083
go back to /jp/

>>48443044
They should all have more cummable foreheads

>>48443062
Thanks! Cheers, for a thousand years of Hololive

>>48443091
Man, I could really go for a katsu sandwich
I'm hungry as shit

>>48443065
>please dont point out my samefagging that easy aieeeeee

Kinda weird how saplings are the only ones who frequently mention the fact that they oshihen'd

KFP company training video on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dP43JGjs8

>>48443128
Please stop trying so hard to force your ina glasses pic. It's crinch

FUCKING LOUD BGM

>Europeans wake up
>thread goes to shit

>>48443044
>QTthree.fourteen's

>>48442850
going by the counterside stream she doesn't really enjoy shilling in general

>>48443044
I call them 4 X 2

>>48442979
Don't have too.

>>48443152
*crunch* *munch munch munch*

>>48443067
>Kronii should care about X because I said so
>Kronii refuses to grift
>This causes endless seething on /vt/

>>48443036
This but unironically
>>48443127
Fake deadbeat

>>48442661
Why do you have all these collected?

>91 ips
>almost 300 posts
>most of them very bad

>>48443091

>>48443028
Yes.

This premiere music is very ominous

You fucks lied to me when you said the next thread is gonna be good.

KIKKERIKI

>>48442992
This is why bae reclined so much. She ruins all her leecjing by being tetrible at zatsus

>>48443164
Almost like one guy falseflags as a sapling a lot

>>48443207
I mean this is a fact. But how is it offensive?

>not even 1k watching
She’s dead Jim.

>GLaDoS wawa
KINO

>>48443150
ぱんか〜い

>>48443207
Fake deadbeat

>>48443227
You fucks lied to me when you said the next thread is gonna be butter

IT'S JUST LIKE PORTAL

wtf portal

>>48443215
imagine coming to the thread often cause your oshi and her friends have fun streams every day and seeing that shit over
and over
and over
and over
again

at some point you're tempted to point out the mental illness to the lurkers

>>48442432
I typed this

HOly shit production value

TenchOS...

>>48443074
> Bae feels the need to copy her korean girlfriend
So where the fuck are the ASMR streams?

It's all so tiresome

>>48443074
And that's a good thing

How did she get GLaDOS to VA this episode?

Is Shigure UI the cutest and sexiest of all Holomamas?

>>48443241
Holy shit you cant even type, woman

>>48443207
You will never be a deadbeat. You have no calcium, you have no rhythm, you have no personality that would make Mori ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating egg-head twisted by delusions of mythical drama and exposure to catalog rrats into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life shitposting the Hololive Global thread at a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the two years you threw away in doing that. Actual deadbeats are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of stream watching have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of chicken-hatred and attention begging akin to a woman on her period somehow passes as normal (it won't), any deadbeat will immediately cut all ties when they read the schizo posts and rrats of someone who is not only a threadreader at best, but worth no more than garbage in terms of reps, posts, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that shitposting about a chuuba's feelings that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching a stream, as you project your disgusting traits onto others. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is shitpost with a small folder of images that will be mocked for repititon, and not even the exotic trait of pretending to be someone that larps as a skeleton makes up for just how unpleasant of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your mother will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with an engraving of an egg, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a schizophrenic retard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the skeleton that resembles those you so desperately tried to post as. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being off your meds to some skeletal entity that exists only in your mind while actual deadbeats post about their love for Mori and her friends for the valid reason of it being more fun than spewing schizophrenic rrats.

>>48443207
That pic is more than a year old and not even yours

now this is quality

JP mic my beloved

>>48443306
That's rurudo.

The Pizza's a jork

THIGHCHOU MY BELOVED

>>48443270
>Bae
>fun streams
Rumao. Fix your taste.

>>48443074
She should copy her lewd asmrs next then, those things have drained buckets out of me

Mori had an accent?

>>48443220
All me baby

Miko's ass

Lets drink! For the health and prosperity of Hololive!

>>48443265
Weird looking wheel for my mech but alright I've seen weirder.

It was an acronym this whole time?

SUDDEN SUNDIAL

>>48443285
I would suffocate myself in that ass

Takanashi "Dr. Hengele" Kiara

SUNDIAL

sundialKINO

>>48443161
Not sure if you are mocking the shitposters or are thinking I'm calling the person who collected the posts pathetic.

>>48443343
Bae streams are always fun

>>48443371
It's two in the afternoon, but sure

>>48443270
>bae
>fun streams
Based alternat reality chad. There is a reason why ina gets better numbers in her solo streams than in a 4 person collab with leech rat

>atelier ryza wawa voice
nostalgic

miko...

>>48443285
Masterpiece

>>48443355
Kaela is cool, not sexy

Post the fucking red puzzle

>>48443371
Currently drinking Dr. Pepper but I'll join you.

Does Watame ever stop talking?

takotori.....................

Kiara should finish Ryza 3

>>48443074
which korean girlfriend

>>48443421
Watcha drinkin’ skelly

>>48443432
NO GOD NO

>>48443343
Fauna would genuinely hate you for being mean to her friends

wah

>>48443270
>Bae
>Fun streams
KEKEKEKEK

>>48443433
Japanese cafe drinks always seem so interesting

>>48443435
Until all the superchats are read? No.

Takamorichads keep on winning

>>48443424
delusional post

>>48443363
The least sexy holo

>>48443036
>t. Selenposter

BRING BACK W I D E C H O U

We should organize a union

>>48443476
Homo.

>>48443459
You think he cares? You think the guy who named his fauna image file “global2_greenturd” is a Hololive fan?

WAH

You watch the Ame vs Kiara chess match VOD on repeat in the Usual Room

You are in a date with your oshi and she suddenly does this. What do you do?

FUCK OFF TAKOMAN

>>48443459
>Fauna
>friends with Bae
Bae is just using Fauna to shamelessly leech and Fauna is too polite and nice to tell Bae to fuck off.

ENTER FAT FUCK

WAH

ENTER FAT FUCK

WHO IS THIS FAT FUCK

>>48443473
Keep talking to him dude, youll crack him one day. He loves the attention and gets off on it

TAKOMAN?

AAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN THE COLOR

Takos, your voice...

>>48443523
Do the same then challenge her to Crash Team Racing using only our feet.

hehe

>>48443461
>Takkolo
Maaan i can't wait for DBZBT4

DAM TAKO SPIES

>>48443371
mead and lambchops sound nice

our favorite femaloe is back

>>48441506
>>48441872
>>48441982
I do not like these things, make it stop.

>>48443523
Pick up that bottle before she accidentally drops it with her feet

FAT FUCK

>>48443523
Get up and walk away
I'm not dating anyone who lacks manners

>>48443527
Nothey are friends!!

>>48443449
the one that has unironically nightmares about regulars dropping her and that cover 30% of her merch shipping out of her own pockets

>>48443523
Her feet are on the table along with the food. Her soles are getting licked.

Are those masturbation machines?

New fanbase names:
TAKOMAN
KFPMAN
CHUMMAN
TEAMAN
DEADMAN

>mikoti mumbling scatman
feels like home...

SAMETORI ON THE TELLY

>>48443560
daily dose

>>48443558
Hmmm

>>48443502
This image becomes more relevant with every passing thread

>>48443566
I tried mead recently. No wonder they liked it so much in the olden days. It's sweet as fuck and it gets you drunk.

I don't trust the fat fuck, I'm going right.

>>48443074
How is this a bad thing
Miori makes good content and works hard, im just not into 24/7 girlfriend role-playing

>>48443473
So how would you explain ina getting better numbers in solo mario than in a bae collab? It is clear most en fans just hate bae and wouldn't even watch her to see their oshi

What a crummy day. I wish Bae would peg me.

>>48443592
Finally a good reply, based

>>48443515
That was someone falseflagging as him

>>48443474
>>48443355
Kaela is not sexy. Stop trying to tempt me.

Why would Ina hire a tako to infiltrate the Usual Room?

Hope that helped KFP bros
Takoman out

>>48443609
>DEADMAN

>>48443583
Does she actually? Is she really that attached?

I like everyone in Hololive.

>>48443666
That's what you said last time too

Why are fat fucks the most powerful race?

STILL BELIEVE

>Gman pause right before you die

>>48443609
>DEADMAN

>>48443675
Fuck you asshole

SEX but still scary VOICE

THE TAKO WAS FAKE!

I NEED Bae and Fauna to have sex again

>>48443667
Agreed, tired of the lewdposting. She's cool and nothing more!

Kiara is GMAN too??????

>>48443683
Not like shes going to dental school like her parents want, her grades are in the toilet

>>48443666
No because before that he once showed his fauna images and on the top it had the same name

KFP LOVE

TAKOMAN WAS A LIE

THE TAKO WAS A LIE

>>48443343
Stop using Fauna pics to falseflag IRyStocrat.

YANDERE KIARA SEX

>>48443609
Are we Robot Masters now?

>>48443694
same desu