/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

goob morning

My Goob!

>>48431168
Goob night

>>48431106
>>48431156
Not as much as I do tho

TuT I bet if I put just the tip in, her little holes would start automatically milking me on instinct to collect the goom they need to bear children uooooooh

Sad to see less and less chumbuds in this thread.

>>48431239
It's dead hour everyone is sleeping

>>48431229
It's too early for horny cumbud...

>>48431478
I need my morning goom session before I miss the window

>>48430621
thin panty spats are the best I'm gonna goom

Why does she have a coy smile?

>>48431631
Because she's aware of how much control she has over my genitles and can order me to goom and I will obey

>>48431523
Fair

>>48431586
There you go

>>48431631
>>48431673
She got our balls in her tiny hands...

we're never going back, are we

I am deeply in love with this idiot, I want her to have my babies.

No shitposting in the thread.

>>48431963
Too late she already have my baby

I would like to fuck this creature please and thank you.

>be in asia
>post horny images for burger in the morning
>they jerk off and waste their morning
all in a good day's work

Is your goal to be the last chumbud, to stay when the rest of her audience leaves?

>>48432771
But I am a SEAbud

ASMR never ever

I'd be willing to settle for an AI Gura at this point

>>48433179
dont give up anon
we got watchalongs again, asmr is on the horizon, we just need to get her horny

Gura is a lying whore.

>>48433408
It's really funny to me that she got a new sound gate for asmr. It proves there is something or someone in the background that she doesn't want us to hear and that's why she hasn't done an asmr stream for over 2 years.

>>48433897
yeah, her farts.

>>48433937

The only reason any of us mean more to Gura than a pile of dog shit on the side of the road is because dog shit can't give her a credit card number. That's literally the only reason.

>>48434174
God I love sex bunny Gura.

pajeet's bot is broken again

retard

>>48434174
cute prostitute

good news, I'm going to take my niece to the indoor aquarium again this weekend
she really likes my shark hoodie gift to her
time to learn more about sharks

>>48434834
c-chumbud?

>>48434834

>>48434957
>>48434975
what? get your mind off the gutter, she really loves sharks

I think sharks are scary

>>48435272
compared to dolphins, I prefer shark

I need to goom.

>>48435329
may i help

>>48435385
I wouldn’t dare to bother the King of /ggg/…

>>48434834
but uncle your hooded shark stinks and I don't like its scaly texture

>>48434653
>"I'm right here."

Where are all the cute fembuds?
I just want to cuddle with a fembud and watch Gura clips naked together in bed.

>>48435724

>>48431098
Guys I think the pic just moved...

>>48435837
meds

>>48435837
I are seeing things, go back to sleep

lol, Bae releasing her 2nd original solo song in under 2 years. Gura who had almost a full year head start only has one, lol.

May 4 soon... Gura will return...

>48433897
I do not remember her saying this, only that she has a noisegate and said no to turning it off, asmr has come up but it was more something about trying to prepare a good space for it as far as sound goes
yes I am aware he's cuckposting but it did bring a question to mind, would a noisegate mess with asmr at all? If we have any soundfags hanging around anyways, I swear I saw audiobud a little while ago but I don't think he's around much

>>48436429
she should press it against the cage and I'll lick her through the grate

Its really simple, don't trust a word she says and you will never be let down. If the collabs happen, great, if she streams on the 4th or over the weekend, great, but don't expect it.
>>48436583
she isn't going to be back on the 4th anon.

Does anyone have the tweet from last spring about the birds? I can't find it. I like that one.

>>48436345
you count collab original songs? then what about Sweet Appetite?

>>48436854
This one?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1502257147882713090

>>48437066
Reminder that this was directly before she got corrected playing Elden Ring.

>>48436441
Would goose

What do you think Gura will be doing in 10 years? I can't imagine her having a real job.

>>48437907
Masturbating

>>48437907
I think she said she wanted to start a bakery. Though if HL is still a thing, then maybe a management or background position of some sort?

>>48437907
Hololive world tour

>>48437066
Thanks. I got tons of birds nest at my work. Reminds me of her.

>>48437907
I hope she earned enough money in these years so she can do what ever she wants and live a happy life.

>>48438306
Burn them. Those flying dinosaurs are scheming something.

>>48438391
Never. Love my little sparrows. I need to go to the Sneed store. They are hungry.

>>48438556
You will regret this...

>>48437907
She'll be a lazy millionaire and loaf around the couch while watching shows all day, probably

>>48438724
100% she gets obese if she doesn't find a hobby after hololive
can you fix her?

>>48438766
Easily

>>48438766
Yeah rape correction

>>48439226
Wouldn't that just traumatize her and break her more?

>>48437907
Being a mother to 6 (7) of my kids.

>>48439297
No I will pet her head and cuddle her gently so don't worry

>>48438766
>obese
If anything the problem is that she doesn't eat enough real food.

>>48440446
She's always eating weird shit. Gura eat a steak god damn it.

>>48436970
Can you read? I said solo originals. Tard

Chumbos im learning godot. What bideogame can i make for goober?

>>48440725
Bae released a collab song no

>>48440991
rhythm gaem, duh

>>48440587
She has this stupid phobia over meat getting spoiled (even though what she tends to put in her fridge spoils faster). Even just simple cold cuts and beef jerky would be an improvement over the crap she eats.

>>48441075
Thats a cover

U

>>48441075
Bae is releasing an original on top of the collab song she did.
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1652682617958051841

>>48440991
Funny jank game.

>>48440587
Well... steak isn't all that great for you either.

>>48441530
Let the Americans eat their steak, anon.

>>48441530
Any actual meat is better than what she is consuming which is sweets and energy drinks.

Btw how is my ban already over?
Felt bad for banning me for no good reason, huh?
Fine, I forgive you.

Adult

So we got no streams the past week, we will get no streams the next week and then she goes to japan again and we will get no streams for god knows how many weeks? How the cuck does this keep getting worse?

>>48437907
Behind the scenes social media content; working on children's television show with the props; kindergarten teacher or aid; assisting with ear cleaning.

>>48441860
Yaaay!
We're doooooomed!

>>48441999
cute shirt

>>48441860
>Japan
She will reunited with friends and will be able to get that hug whenever she wants.

>>48442171
can you at least try to make sense, pajeet?

>>48442249
Not exactly hard to understand unless you're english is poor.

>>48441075
Bae is releasing a new solo original song you fucking moron

>>48442492
fuck off faggot I do not follow bae nor do i care about her

Hopefully this time when she goes to Japan she'll meet more JP members and have the balls to do an off collab with one of them. She chickened out of going to Subaru's house with Bae and Ina last time

>>48442549
Then why did you say something like you knew what was going on? If you don't follow someone then don't comment about them and act like you know shit

>>48442590
Why do you still think that one of the most shy girls in hololive will actually do an off-collab with someone she does not even remotely understand?

>>48442399
It doesn't make sense because it doesn't track. Yes, she'll get to be with the others again and be able to hogmolest them all once more, obviously. This still has nothing to do with getting to see even less of her than we do now unless she actually warms up to her own idea of guerilla zatsu. Which isn't happening because no matter how busy she is or isn't or how small her battery is she won't do it from the comfort of her own home, so please refer to >>48441999

>>48442690
What? Bae and Ina were there, they can translate. She can take one of the en members with her who speaks jp. Gura said she would be there in person but lied again

>>48442590
I'd like that too. I really want her to sing with Shion or Marine, or cook with Mel or Koyori or something like that

>>48442785
Nobody knows the reason why she was not there in person. Circumstances can change you know?

Man yesterday was a fucking masterclass in bad news huh?
>no streams this week
>maybe we can watch a movie...next week. maybe. that's it
>oh yeah health hort
>going back to japan soon!
Fucking hell

>>48442785
kek gura talking in english, then bae or ina translate the whole sentence and then they translate the japanese also? just imagine the cringe and akwardness

>>48442714
Hugmolest, hug and molest, not hog. That's probably my cue to stop posting, have a shark and ignore my typos and negativity.

C word hours were great yesterday. Happy that I was able to be there for it. The yuro/mutt day crew leave something to be desired however.

Isn't Gura basically on Hiatus (for streaming)? I mean I can't imagine her streaming more than 4 before and during the japan arc. And then let's not for get the jetlag arc!

>>48441860
>>48442962
Gura needs to fix her terrible diet and lay off these projects.

>>48443480
Stop coping. I have the same kind of diet and I have a physically intense job. Works fine.

Guys, I...
I'm being tempted by loliRyS...

>>48443959
Whore

>>48443480
It's not her diet, it's staying up all night playing games with her friends, like it's always been.
Probably skipped JP reps for it too, which is why she still needs to be babysat by Ina, etc. in Japan

What the chumbies doing today?

>>48444208
schizo reps
stalking cats
the usual

>>48444208
Wondering why I still cling onto life.. Not like Gura will ever look my way..

>>48444208
I'm tempted to start another shrimp tank with expensive high end shrimp.

>>48442062
I really want her to play Barbie Horse Adventure and finally have closure on that chapter of her life

>>48444208
I'm at a baseball game watching Ohtani. I'm sitting in front of some Japanese people but they aren't Gura fans.

>>48444111
double trips of truth, I can't deny it
Ina is hot too
>>48444208
Binging a TV series that I don't want to watch because it is a prequel to a TV series I do want to watch

>>48444555
Nice. I ain't much of a baseball fan, I just like watching the mets fight people.

>>48444208
Im old rich retired and waiting on a call from childhood friends to play Dungeons and Dragons

>>48443814
I'm just saying that a diet of sweets and energy drinks probably isn't helping someone as low energy as Gura.

>>48443959
Every holo should have a cunny version, Gura's dream of Lolilive must become a reality

>>48444722
And Gura should have a Booba version

I wish she would stop making lame excuses. Just tell us you don't feel like streaming

>>48444208
I am playing civ6

>>48444722

>>48444175
I remember Ina sneaking into the Kiara/Gura collab game to give Gura juice for her throat. And Kiara holding Gura's hand. Very touching.

>>48444509
I thought It was broken and never finished, so she won't be able to finish it unless there is a mod for it, which also means she won't be able to stream it.

>>48441860
2023 is possibly the worst ever year for us ever. i don't think anything can make up for it. sure holofes was cool and all but that was like ~15 mins of content at most.

>>48444864
Sure, that's cute, but when she implied being busy with JP reps was one of the reasons she didn't stream, it's less cute

>>48444827
It's either she's lying or she is ruining her health like a dumbass. I'd honestly prefer if she was lying.

>>48444208
I feel good. I was pretty down yesterday after the members post but now I feel similar to when she announced her health break, an acceptance that she won't be here is much better than hoping every day.
I cleaned my whole apartment today

>>48444911
Disagree 2022 was awful. 2023 has been better.

>>48445014
>but when she implied being busy with JP reps was one of the reasons she didn't stream
?

>>48445014
Yeah those "jp reps" Gura did were either an excuse or a waste of time because she hadn't gotten any better.

>>48445123
If you know Gura you always knew it was a was of time, learning something as complex as japanese is not happening for someone like her

>>48444827
She did. That's what small energy battery means, she does not feel like streaming. She pushed through it for four days in a row but she isn't willing to do it again.

>>48445072
>radio silence
>canceled streams without reason
>doesn't keep promises
At least when she ghosted us for thanksgiving and christmas/new year's eve she hadn't promised anything.

>>48445233
I'm pretty sure the stupid projects she's doing are draining way more of her energy than streaming for a few hours. She needs to cut back on those projects if anything.

All the projects put together weren't worth a single hour of zatsu.

Gura needs to get laid. She's pent up.

>I do it for you! :^)
has she ever told a bigger lie?

>>48445479
Don't worry chumbie, I'm already personally taking care of her needs... hehehe...

>>48445525
>I do it all for you
Gura is either genuinely delusional enough to believe it's for us in which case she has no idea what we actually want or she's just saying that for the sake of it.

For lack of anything else to talk about, what's the emote she used after 'but im so excited for you to see everything'? It's just a for me on both PC and mobile, is it some dumb iphone thing?

>>48444555
Update: Ohtani just destroyed a baseball for a HR

>>48445479
Yeah, with me

>>48445941
melting face

>>48444555
>I'm sitting in front of some Japanese people but they aren't Gura fans.
Did you ask them..?

>>48445965
I can't find the source for this...

>>48446296
Nah I'm wearing my gura merch
There's tons of Japanese people here but nobody has noticed.

What would people want more?
Consistent ~3 streams per week for half a year
OR
Almost no streams but it results in her showing up for 10 minutes during a concert only a select few people who got lucky will get to see in summer

I actually like the whole idol thing in Hololive and all but if it comes at this price..

>>48441263
Fellow anons my bro is willing to get a Gura tattoo.
Please post your cutest chibi Gura's or ones you think would look good as tattoos.
Preferably with her hat on.

dino bean

>>48446538
Not actually a jap expert.
But I understand that they don't like bothering strangers so even if they know who is Gura and are fans they aren't likely to approach you on their own.

>>48446538
>Nah I'm wearing my gura merch
based. if I saw you i wouldnt speak to you, but still pretty based

>>48446545
I care more about streams, so it's an easy choice for me. (Not to mention that if Gura really doesn't have that much energy, streaming would put far less strain on her than these projects would)

Gura? GUUURRRRAAAAA

>>48446545
I like the idol stuff sometimes too but ultimately I'm here for Gura's streams

>>48446545
Depends, if she has good streams then yeah but if they're 2021 background noise streams just give me the idol shit because I'd rather just work with music in the background instead of a deadfish gura.

>>48446530
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102680287
there is a kemono but the link to the google drive doesn't work anymore

FEEL BETTER GURA

the scooby doo watchalong was her last stream right? did she say anything else about next stream plans or something?

>>48446617
Also I dunno why I replied to that shit.
It has nothing to do with my post.
I somehow overlooked

>>48446545
the "idol thing" and gura are inseparable by nature. if you dont like it, grin and bear it or leave

>>48447483
>Plans
Collabs, watchalongs, and maybes.

>>48447578
Learn to read, new IP tard

>>48446869
I don't bite

>>48446545
Idol thing but FOR HER

If she's working on a birthday live? her own concert? Ganbatte Gura work hard for me

If she's appearing in cover's stupid corpo shit or as a guest or some con? Fuck that, fuck that hard

>>48447108
Why does this one chumbie keep insisting 2021 Gura was bad content? Are you some sort of newfag watching VODs?
Are you trying to cope with the absolute state of 2022/2023?
Baffling.

>>48445072
how has it been better? the last 4 months have been barren

>>48447808
She had some duds in 2021 due to streaming too much for sure.

>>48445786
it's typical idol PR speak straight out of the hand book

alright so this shows that:
1. the sudden streams of the train game and watchalongs were a desperate measure because of the heat she was taking and nothing more.

2. she did at least say to basically expect nothing because she doesn't know what the hell she's doing or "can" do

3. She's not going back to "normal". Things are going to stay this way if not get worse.

did i forget anything?

I just got out of bed on this beautiful Sunday and I still love Gura.

>>48447858
sure but she still had mostly good and great streams

>>48446545
streams anyday but somehow i feel like this is more than a concert. there's no way in hell she's working that much on a couple dances

>>48447858
The only reason she had no duds in 2022 is cause she barely had anything. You're starved for content so hard every time you eat it tastes amazing.

>>48447917
Translation: leave me alone. I do whatever the fuck I want.
She hates streaming.

>>48447917
>Doesn't know what she can do
How about stop eating like shit and stop doing all these projects for starters?

>>48447917
>the sudden streams of the train game and watchalongs were a desperate measure because of the heat she was taking and nothing more.
This wasn't contested by anyone with half a brain. I don't understand why this girl doesn't divert some effort to a stream or two. Give me a karaoke, a zatsu, a draw stream jeez

>>48445317
Hmm this pic makes me miss babysitting especially the little blush

(you)'re here because you sometimes like Gura's content
I'm here because I am in love with Gura
we are NOT the same
My life is made better merely by knowing she exists

Goob morning. Looks like whiningbuds and shitposters are still around. See you in a couple hours.

>>48447917
>Oh Nyo I don't know what I can dooooo
>Consumes nothing but Oreos and Energy drinks for a day

>>48448060
i mean not sure if hate but she clearly doesn't feel like streaming right now
>>48448096
fair, but we all know that's not going to happen. she enjoys those projects far more than streaming
>>48448106
>This wasn't contested by anyone with half a brain
and yet...

It's been a year since the projects/health/PC/Japan arc started and it looks like we're about to loop right back into it.
Nothing left to do but accept things will never get better I guess. If I told you a month ago "there's a change things will improve uh...autom 2023" you'd call me an anti.

>>48448185
yeah bro, come back just in time to talk about gura streams

I'd really be in the mood to watch a good movie with Gooby right now..

>>48448299
>she enjoys those projects far more than streaming
She enjoys neither since she always talks about them as frustrating chores.
The difference? Management actually insists on the projects so they give her a structure of "do this" which she desperately needs. So she cuts the thing she doesn't get pushed into doing: streams.

>>48448364
No can do buckaroo. She directs all her energy to being genkiMAX in meetings, a watchalong where she mumbles a bit every few minutes while the movie does all the heavy entertainment lifting is too much.

>>48448364
Anyone with half a brain agrees that watch along is effortless so no

I bet you niggas don't even love Gura

>>48448401
If only management actually pushed Gura to stream. It's honestly in their best interest to do so, but they won't.

>>48448364
If it's gonna be like last one where she was picking at her fingertips because she was bored as shit... she's gonna run out of bandaids.

>>48448462
I wish Gura would stop doing watchalongs and do gaming streams instead. We barely get any streams as it is.

>>48448537
I sent feedback again this week. They should've read it by now but we'll see the results tomorrow if even. It would be better if more people did it than just me, they're gonna get used to my venting and eventually they won't care anymore.

>>48448537
They push her to do the same shit other holos do. But she has no drive and now has fully embraced the health hort meme (but apparently she'll be able to go right back to japan to sing and dance all day anyway).

>>48448401
i honestly don't think that's it
but it could be either way
i do agree she needs structure. abandoning schedules was the beginning of the decline

>>48448627
No. I want watchalongs and zatsudans only from now on.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48448692
excellent GFE content.

>>48448627
>I wish Gura would stop doing watchalongs and do gaming streams instead
I wish she'd do anything. No really, BET on the amount of streams we are getting until June 21st.
3? 4? 5?

Oh nyo! Gura just peed the bed that you both were sleeping in! What do you do?

>>48448632
You could share people a link to do so I guess.

>>48448636
>(but apparently she'll be able to go right back to japan to sing and dance all day anyway).
yeah. can't stay in front of a computer talking for 3 hours a week but she can travel and take dance lessons according to her doctor. As if this girl is not playing games on her free time.

>>48448775
Sleep on it and let her lay on top of me

>>48448507
I don't, I just want to fuck her so much.

>>48448795
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>48448775
Pee on her

>>48448692
That wouldn't be so bad if she really kept doing them regularly and with priority over the "projects" or whatever.

>>48448829
I'm going to tell them to give her more projects.

>>48447858
You act as if she didn't have duds in 2022+. It was actually more noticeable because she streamed less and those duds were a larger percentage of the streams.

>>48448906
She isn't gonna fuck you.

>>48448985
That's fine, I want more seethe so I can be more entertained.

>>48448692
>>48448627
Fuck that, only karaoke and ASMRs from now on

>it's ok if Gura doesn't stream because I can "own the schizos" on 4chan
Average larping discordcuck. I'm still waiting for your recommendation about the rice to throw at her marriage, you seem to be an expert about cuckold culture.

she fucking hates me again...

Some of you actually want Gura to be literally forced by management to stream? That would just lead to more burnout and her obviously not being into it.

You guys should start writing short stories about Gura to cope with her absence.

Kek you niggers are still stuck like this? Have some respect for yourself

>>48449319
>other anons used to write greentext stories about Gura
>I used to write greentext stories about Gura
I miss old /ggg/. I miss Gura

Have some respect for yourselves

What's up in /ggg/ today?
Are they still at it? What angle are they currently on?

>>48449469
Has anybody imported any hololive models into Source? I need more Holo TF2 memes

>>48449308
>Management making her stream might make her not want to stream
What a strange thing to say when Gura already refuses steam without management telling her to stream.

>>48449534
>having empathy is strange
sure is schizo hours

Nothing changed. She's the same spiteful bitch she was in 2021, she only gotten worse.

>>48449570
Sure would be nice if Gura had some empathy for her fans and tried to stream more.

>>48433937
>>48433973
that ibs gas go brazy

>>48449643
You're not a fan so why do you care?

This kind of shitposting is not going to be effective. If you're going to bother, please put in a little more effort.

>>48449747
Time to stop larping, Gura. If you got time to shitpost then go set the frame up for a watchalong.

wtf

>>48449805
Gabby needs correction

>>48449805
That's Gabby

>>48449787
>Time to stop larping
lmao the irony

>>48449787
pajeet pls

>>48449225
Oh so it's you. You almost got me to believe these are chumbuds.

>>48449308
>forced
You are retarded. Asking management to give her a break on projects so she can spend time with her fans streaming isn't "forcing" her, it's liberating her from the burden of useless projects that are gonna be memory holed within a week after the release, if they're gonna even get completed at all. There doesn't seem to be any indications that any of her projects will reach completion.

Gura has only worked on recurring projects like all the other holos, the other projects never existed.

>>48449805
Gabby loves anal. Just so you know.

>>48450018
Why is gabby a butt slut?

6th unannounced day off in a row! ^^

>>48440772

I'm hungry. I want to eat.

>>48450312
I'm the opposite. I ate too much.

>>48450067
She played with her bum a little too much and got addicted.

>>48450312
same desu I don't know what I want to eat though

>>48449805
God damn it gabby

>green all day
All the fucking day, buds, all the fucking day.

>>48450391
>>48450514
All the shrimp talk yesterday got me hungry for shrimp scampi. I have some leftovers.

>>48449993
Just want you to know I didn't read your post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90

HAHA HE REMOVED THE TWITCH LINK
HOLY SHIT THERE'S ACTUAL KEKS IN HERE TIPPING HIM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES THIS IS SO PATHETIC
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

oh nyo

>>48451134
This but the other way around

Imagine being such a pathetic white knight that you feel the need to defend your oshi's BOYFRIEND and send him warnings about possible stalkers on a mongolian image board just so your little discord circlejerk can gift you another month of nitro and spam you with headpat emotes.

Hey at least you "owned the schizos" amirite? top fucking kek. This general is truly the cuckshed of /vt/ after this, there's no doubt anymore.

Sex with a fembud.

How do you guys deal with the fact that gura never streams?

Does the pajeet just not have a life

This thread has truly died

>if I call him a pajeet maybe my discord friends won't think I'm a cuck

>>48451530
Nothing wrong with slow threads anon.

I don't understand, does he just spend all day writing fanfics or something?

>>48450962
>>48451428
>>48451527
>>48451598
What mental illness is this? Get some help

The only good chumcuck is the one that's fucking dead.

>>48451666
Do you think he stocks them up as he thinks of them to post later or are his little skits improve

>>48451684
I only tune in to the chicken sometimes. Where's gura?

>>48451779
Alright big guy, time to take a break from 4chan and obsessing over chumbuds for a bit.

>>48451666
>fanfics
Are you implying she ditched streams to play Valheim with her "friend" even thought she totally isn't romantically attached to him? are you implying she changed discord pic and steam name to mock chumjoker and created a new private account to continue playing with her "friend" even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him? are you implying she used a Swedish VPN (>implying she wasn't in Sweden) to make the birthday poll to trigger the schizos who pointed out the events above, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him? are you implying she spent the past 3-4 weeks after the fes playing games with him instead of streaming, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him?

I think Gura owes us an ASMR lovenest slipping kitty thigh highs off stream. Maybe trying some panties on for us too.

the voices are speaking to him once more...

>>48442965
So you don't ever want her to collab with jp's by herself? LOL fucking retard

Big boys gotta eat

>>48445525
Yep, she never streams. That's how much she does it for us.

surely one day he'll post proof. must be hard to get since the source is the voices in his head

>>48447483
Yes, during that stream she said she was going to stream a mystery game this past week and something else. She lied and waited until the week was over to tell her members. She didn't even have the balls to put it on Twitter

I worry the guy that obsessively posts like this is going to end up killing someone someday. This is not the behavior of an even remotely healthy mind. I would tell him to find some other use for his time, but this is his entire life.

>>48452263
Speaking of mystery game. I wonder what the game is. I cant imagine what it could be

>>48452157
I don't even argue about why certain things he says are impossible anymore.

>>48452334
Pretty sure the only person he'd kill is himself

>>48452086
People say the nachomama collab was cute but I was white knuckle cringing. I was grinding my teeth the entire time. Gura sure is a strong girl.

>>48452359
We will never know. Just like how she said she would tell us who her dinner date in Japan was with once it happened. Then she comes back and says she can't tell us, lol. It had to either be a homostar, Coco, or some youtuber or Twitch guy who was in Japan at the time

>>48452466
Huh? I mean I dont care about all that stuff. What game do you think it is?

>>48452465
I thought the one with Shion was fine and the other collabs she had with jp's that other en's in it who could translate was great. The whole MInecraft festival, the oozora police collab was good, she had Ina and Bae translating for her

>>48451134
Who's Makima in this scenario?

>>48452466
She explicitly mentioned it was a senpai. It's likely either Coco, or something related to a future project.

>>48452545
Some game she'll be playing with a certain guy offline

>>48452359
fnaf

>>48452157
At least 2GB of undeniable information backed by snapshots and infographics for your underdeveloped cuck brain will be dropping at the end of May just to ruin your enjoyment of the birthday week. That's all a cuck deserves, I've been warning you for a long time but you couldn't help yourself from being the cuck you are. Today you hit the rock-bottom contacting him about what was being posted her, I feel only disgust for your existence.

In the meantime you can get a teaser here: >>>/b/898182412

>>48452644
Anon I’m asking you what game the mystery game could be… stop being a smartass

I told you guys he either improved his English or he's been using a translator for most of his posts. He's the only retard who would link /b/ threads as proof.

>still linking that retarded /b/ thread
yikes

Bro really thinks he can get anybody with his "proof soon" schtick that he's been doing for... god, how long now? over a year for sure
What a sad existence

I can't believe Gura is in fact, a cute woman.

I ate chicken and potato wedges and had to take a nap.
That was my day.

OH NONONONO DISCORD SISTERS WHAT IS THIS?!

What do you make of this, chumkeks?

>>48453217
I still can't believe she did this...

>>48453217
the lowest point of guras existance

>>48453217
No…

>>48453217
What the fuck...? Just canceled my membershrimp.

>>48453217
I bet Gura licks vegetables at the store and puts them back

>>48453534
God I hope I'm the one that buys those vegetables...

>>48453648
Would ruin

>>48453534
I bet Gura rubs vegetables on her butt hole at the store and puts them back.

>>48453757
No, she shoves them up her butthole then puts them back.

Have you ever shoplifted before, chumbies?
I stole a small handful of those banana marshmallow things before. Holy shit I'm evil.

>>48439226
>>48446524
>>48453069
what is this body type called?

>>48453918
should I admit to how much shoplifting I do? I think the FBI would be onto me if I did.
I do not shoplift, please don't arrest me.

>>48453918
yeah, I stole Gura's viriginity

>>48454106
Well you can't just leave it at that, what do you usually take?

>>48454254
self-checkout, you know how the conveyor belts weigh items? well they only weigh it in the first half, so you can sneakily chuck items at the end when nobody is looking
i don't do this of course, and I am not suggesting that you do either.

>>48453918
I am a good boy who has never broken any law other than speeding 1-10 miles over the speed limit. NEVER 11+

>>48453918
I may or may not mislabel items at the checkout and save precious cents.

>>48454431
at kroger, it doesn't know how much avocados weigh. you can buy five or six avocados for the price of two or three. just type in the number you want to pay for.

>>48453648
This looks hot until you realize she's RPing The Baby and won't stop no matter how much you correct her.

>>48452698
I remember you saying this last year. You do this to try to get people upset about Gura's birthday and never deliver and we end up with a lot of cool merch we buy a lot of! Gura can do no wrong we love her.

>>48454447
10~ km over the limit is the real limit here. Absolutely no one pulls you over for that.

>>48454447
my rules are
in the city - 10mph over
in the burbs - 15mph over
highway - 20-30mph over
country rooooooads - 40mph over

I take bags at the self checkout and don't pay for them.

>complaining about the absolute state of the thread (only possible cause jannies don't do their job)
>warned
fucking jannie turbofaggots go back to the deleting Gura anti thread mines
don't bother following up on your worthless 4chin ban a mere cache clear+power cycle can get rid of

Lots of criminalbuds in these parts.

>>48454517
I'm going to try this

hmm.. interesting thread.

>>48454540
God she's so cute I need to breed her...

I went back to my tiktok account after a year to see what it was like, and it was all spanish and arabic. I'm never opening tiktok again.

>>48454670
Oh yeah, the very few times I go on the highway I go WAY over the limit. Like holy shit, this car still reaches this gear?? And I'm still picking up speed??

You guys are losing your heads over this shark

I just had a revelation, the reason Gura gets holes in her sheets is because she sleeps nopan and her juices are eating through them.

>>48455403
Getting holes in her sheets isn't weird. It just happened to my sheets a few months ago.

>>48455451
Question for you then to gather data for my other hypothesis, are your sheets 100% cotton?

Moths are eating her sheets...

>>48455592
I don't know about those sheets, but the new ones are.

>>48455592
I found a hole in my sheets this week and they are 100% cotton. The hole is in the exact spot where my ass is, so it's definitely from turning around too much

>>48456374

>>48456525
Child.

>>48454447
I always make sure to drive 5-10 miles under the speed limit

>>48456654
Cute!

>>48456654
Gura...

>>48456654
Don't do that, it's a red flag to cops

>>48456654
That's also illegal in some places for obstructing the flow of traffic

>>48456787
The cops seem to WANT you to go over the limit with their tendency to ride my ass. And they ride it even though I'm already 10-15 over the limit.
Stop making me nervous!

>>48454016
Sex.

>>48455702
>>48455888
In that case my hypothesis is that those who've gotten holes use cotton sheets (like we already know Gura does) and those that don't use polyester sheets.