/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hope sharky is okay

She'll be with us for a while more right? We're gonna be having a lot of fun together still right?

I am watching cute gura to numb the pain.

>>4843108
Thursday is only a day away

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92IwF_8tks

I hope we at least get a Coco and Gura collab before she graduates

>>4843567
I'm just projecting, I've been having a rough week so far.
Do we know if/what she's doing tomorrow?

>>4843567
Friday is more likely based on her past breaks.

>>4844038
looking after herself and working on personal growth, as you can too mate.

You got this <3

>>4843257
she already had a backup plan just in case..

she is smart, i believe in her

Can I offer you this soundpost in these trying times?

>>4844660
>she already had a backup plan just in case..
This better be fucking true because I always thought Cover would eventually drag Gura down.

>>4845562
she will survive everything, she is strong before when she was alone and now she had a lot of allies

a lot of COVER competitor will take her as a blessing if that company decided to do harm with her

I hope Gura tweets something after her break.

And also, the much deserved CocoxGura collab please, the final ride.

So how are we holding up /ggg/? Ive got an appointment with psychologist soon

>>4847107
I quit smoking for almost 4 months but I bought a pack just for today.

>>4847107
Kinda scared for Hololive's future.

>>4847107
not great fellow chumbud, especially waking up to such news.I hope Gura tweets something like:

GURA CUTE!

>>4847107
haven't sleep since yesterday
>>4847307
same desu

>>4845562
If Gura were let go by Cover, she would receive a lot of offers that it would overwhelm her to such a ridiculous degree. But I'm sure she's going back to Sen after this but she'll mellow out and act less of a gremlin

>>4847107
Not great but working on getting better. Going on meds tomorrow for anxiety so getting some gura sings playlists put together for the side effects. Hope y'all are keeping your peckers up.

>>4847307
Well done on that 4 month streak mate, relapses happen but it's the overall progress that matters to your body. We beleive in you <3

>>4847307
I had a smoking problem too. Almost 3 years already since I stopped. Have you considered associating your stress relief to something sweet and pleasurable like candy rather than smokes? It takes a while, but it eventually becomes a habit.

Okay, I take back all the statements I said about Gura repeating some songs during her last karaoke. It seems she was down and knew about the graduation and wanted to let everything out.

>>4847107
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitNAc

>>4848112
Yeah I tried it, worked for a couple days. It's probably because I have been living alone in the middle of nowhere, and have nothing to do whatsoever. But after knowing about Gura I forgot about smoking and drugs altogether.

>>4848980
it's nuts how it's boredom and loneliness that leads to addiction more than exposure to substance. Unironically hope you can find some friends and a hobby to help.

>>4847107
I just want to be loved by a woman

Post SFW Gura pics you nutted to.

>>4847107
I am in love with a shark.

the next stream of gura is friday right?
I really need her to call me a cute little shrimp right now.

>>4851143
this is my kryptonite.

>>4851592
man..

>>4847107
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again, my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything, everything
Everything that matters to me
Matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

>ywn cry into mommy guras lap while she rubs your back with her eyes fixated on the tv show she is watching

>>4847107
good luck with your therapy, the feeling that gura did safe is already make my heart in peace

First time on a Gura thread, why are there so many depressed posters her and people implying Gura is gonna quit or something?

>>4852074
depressed posters normal for gura thread
and its just rrats which im not sure where they came from. if you mean people posting we hope shes ok, we just worried I think. she is delicate.

>>4852074
the eventuality of quitting/graduation is a thought that's on a lot of fans minds after coco's announcement- one holomem leaving means all the fanbases will end up thinking about the topic

ggg threads are always full of people with depression or other issues venting and and supporting each other

>>4852074
Gura withdrawal syndrome.
Also I'm sad for Coco.

How many chumbuds will go against Coco's wishes and bug Gura about her graduation before she even mentions it?

Gen 1 of HoloEN is temporary and eventually in maybe a year or two graduate one after another.

I picture Amelia leaving first, she's always looking ahead.

Kiara will leave last, holding onto her achievements for as long as she can possibly can.

>>4852846
not me, im going to superchat gura asking her to call me a shrimp and that I really missed her.

>>4852988
Based

Gura cute!

>>4847107
Didn't get as much sleep as I'd have liked, but I'll manage. Sad too. Going to stay strong for shark. It's no time to be lax with my reps. She made me a believer.

do you think gura is the type of girl who rubs your hair when youre cuddling her? I bet she is because she has a strong mother instinct.

>>4853546
Reminder that Gura twirls her own hair when talking with us. I think its safe to assume she would like to play with our hair if she could reach it.

>>4853760
nice I have long hair i think she will like my hair.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>4853760
Oh that's pure good vibes, I didn't know that. Really cute.

>>4853760
thank you for the reminder, this warms my heart anon

>>4852984
ogey rrat

>>4847310
>>4852846
I admit I don't know much about the situation, because I don't really watch Coco, but I do know that this isn't the first time a holo chuuba graduated. Why is everyone blowing it to the point like some sort beggining of the end of Hololive? I thought the "final yab" was just a haha funny meme.

>>4855216
this is the first actual graduation.

>>4855216
>I thought the "final yab" was just a haha funny meme.
It is.
>Why is everyone blowing it to the point like some sort beggining of the end of Hololive?
It's just drama niggers making it bigger than it is.

Coco however is one of the most loved Holos of them all, and her graduating is pretty sad. Another thing that people is complaining about is Cover's inability to help their talents from such harrassment (since it's believed she's graduating because she can't keep up with the chinks harrassing her everyday).

>>4855216
Overreacting schizos as usual. Every week there's some new thing retards here make an insanely huge deal about for multiple days. Remember the Mori/Gigguk shit? Remember the Gura rigging shit? Remember the Gura hates Haachama shit?

>>4855338
Did you somehow miss all of HololiveCN's graduations?

>>4855460
But Gura's rig IS shit, and it was changed for the better when fans made such a big deal out of it. Not enough was done, since her model still has no depth and her eye tracking is embarrassing. She only just noticed she has a dent in her head. I feel even worse for Anya having to deal with her hair.

>>4855216
>Why is everyone blowing it to the point like some sort beggining of the end of Hololive?
I posted something similar in another thread, but essentially it's just Americans seething at China on principle because China exposed just how hollow America has become and they can't deal with that psychologically. None of this matters in the slightest to me as a eurofag, and it's best not to get involved. Just watch the Americans puff up like turkeys or pigeons for a while and see it as free entertainment. Also, there's probably a shitload of Americans shitting on the board as tourists, out of principle, because China. There were threads about Coco graduating on other boards.

tl;dr it's business as usual, just enjoy the fireworks but don't expect good content on the board for a day or two

>>4855763
>She only just noticed she has a dent in her head
That one's the artist's fault, not the rigger

>>4855730
the elimination of an entire division is not the same, nor are the two cases where a talent left within days or weeks of debuting under exceptional circumstances. this is the first actual graduation.

>>4855861
show me on this drawing where nacho drew the dent.

>>4855216
> One of the most popular, influential, and beloved vtubers graduates. Also marking the first voluntary graduation of an established and big holo.
> Why do people care so much?
Are you retarded?

>>4855883
Now you're just moving goalposts. They announced graduation dates of all HoloCN and they had proper graduations.

>>4855916
Its small but it actually is there right at the top of her head. Probably got exaggerated more during rigging.

>>4855861
If there was a problem with the art, the rigger would have caught it, or at least tried to fix it. It looks like they didn't even bother testing it, not counting how horrible the actual outfit reveal was.

>>4855971
no, i'm not moving goalpoasts. i considered all of those things and i looked directly into your eyes and called this the first actual graduation and i continue to do so without flinching.

>>4855916
You do realize the drawings are done in layers for the modelers, right? I don't see any teeth in that drawing. You're saying the modeler draw that too?

>>4855216
>Why is everyone blowing it to the point like some sort beggining of the end of Hololive?
For some people it is. No matter what the truth is a lot of Coco fans are going to view this as COVER taking a giant shit on one of their biggest earners and all of her fans. Naturally that's going to spread out to the rest of the community. This is the first real example that chuubas are mortal. This board won't recover for a week or more.

That's not even the real fallout of this. The other holos are now painfully aware of their mortality. They're sitting on contract thinking "Could I be next?" They can't say anything about it, their closest confidants are their co-workers, and trust will be running at an all time low. Girls who might have applied to be new talent might seek other opportunities or just go indie.

Will COVER die tomorrow? No. But this may indeed be the beginning of a slow agonizing death for the platform. I won't shed a tear for the company, what I'm worried about is Gura and her friends.

>>4855971
Anon, after everything China has done, people were pretty fucking happy they got the boot. ALso they weren't this popular to begin with.

>>4855980
I mean thats just the parting of her hair, not a dent in her skull. If the hair parting was exaggerated into a skull dent thats on the rigger not the artist.

>>4855917
I understand caring about Coco, but I don't understand projecting it on other holos or Hololive as a whole.

>>4856022
Just because you don't like certain groups doesn't not make that a graduation

>>4856121
Yeah, the genius rigger exaggerated it to the point where it looks like she has a dent in her head.

>>4855916
have you heard of ps layers anon? It's as if a flat image is built up of multiple parts that the artist creates that can shift and skew. Watch a rigging tutorial at least jeese.

>>4856104
That doesn't mean they weren't the first proper graduations. I wouldn't count Aloe but HoloCN we're definitely Hololive's first graduations.

>>4856120
>I don't understand projecting it on other holos or Hololive as a whole.
Because there's nothing to understand. It's American fears and delusions projected outwards. It has no correlation with reality. It's just rrats.

When is Gura coming back? This board is going to be shit for months.

>>4856211
Kill yourself, zheng.

>>4856086
>Cover taking a giant shit
>Could I be next?
But wasn't that a voluntary graduation?

>>4856195
Nvm I thought you were simply trying to understand why nobody exploded like they did with Coco.
>>4856261
This board is finally ruined.

>>4856120
Probably 50% memes, 50% people actually think Cover is to blame and others might follow Coco in being fed up with them.

>>4856261
Thursday. Maybe a day later, but that's only because she has some work to do and was unsure if it'll take two or three days.

Relax.

>>4856267
Not in my mind and if you disagree you're obviously a chink cover shill.

>>4855917
>>4856267
>voluntary
I hope you guys understand how Japanese corporate culture works. Very few people get fired in Japan. It makes the company look very bad and it's considered extremely uncouth. Instead unwanted employees are harassed, demeaned, and pushed out until they quit.

Do you remember what happened to Hideo Kojima? They sabotaged him and his team for months. Turned the electricity in their studios off and on, refused them funding, fucked with their ability to do their job, and so on. He refused to leave and held an executive position so they eventually forced him out for "misuse of funds" i.e. embezzlement.

>>4856121
it's not even the dent she was talking about.

>>4856266
Yes yes, China is everyone and everywhere. Everything is so crude and simplistic in your mindset.

>>4856267
That kind of logic will get you labeled a shill here. Watch it.

gura status: still the cutest girl in the multiverse

>>4855338
>>4855730
>>4856022
Even if you don't consider HoloCN, Kira graduated in November so no, this is still not the first graduation

>>4856532
dude, he was too sick to go on.

Can you faggots take your off-topic shit to some other thread? This thread is for Gura.

>>4856362
>It makes the company look very bad and it's considered extremely uncouth. Instead unwanted employees are harassed, demeaned, and pushed out
lmao fucking japan

>She's wearing children's clothes now and acts like a kid all throughout her livestreams
Gura is pedo bait, anyone who thought otherwise is just coping.

>>4856800
over 9000 years old

>>4856666
>lmao fucking japan
At least they don't do ritual humiliation via wagie dances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M

>>4856816
You look something that looks, talks and acts like a kid.

So much for our comfy thread

>>4856515
This is undoubtedly true

>>4856800
>>4856866
This just in: There is a human being under the anime avatar. Grow the fuck up.

>>4856912
Where are these tourists even coming from?

>>4856866
If you actually watched Gura and weren't a tourist, you'd come to realize Gura has been through some hardcore misery in her life.

Just leave.

>>4856912
If it makes you feel any better: At least all the discontent distracts people from going full gosling.

>>4856986
There were threads about Coco on other boards, so you get the usual trolls and crap coming in.

>>4856865
They actually did something like this in the morning. Not sure if it’s voluntary.

>>4857048
Gosling levels holding at 75% after that karaoke and won't be dropping anytime soon.

I can only hope Gura doesn't hit 3 mil subscribers too close to Jul 1, the mood would dampen the celebration.

>>4857265
she hasn't seemed too enthusiastic about previous numeric milestones anyway. it took weeks of pushing to get her to do the 2 million stream.

>>4857265
she will hit before because of her bday.

>>4857048
I know it's just a photo but I'd love for gura to take us on a tour of any houseplants she might have in her flat. Like how Ame adores her fish. I dont know whether my heart could handle it.

>>4857389
She got sick after/during that stream so I would be completely happy if she didn't celebrate 3m.

>>4856800
Always was. Where's the bad part?

>>4857472
Really now. Sick?

Is Gura taking some days off?

>>4858291
Yes, sick.
>i took medicine hours ago and it still has me loopy. i have the giggles and everything is in slow moooootion woooooooooozshhhhh okay im going back to bed, i will see you guys in a lil bit seeee eyouuuuuuuuu and thank you so so much for your well wishes. T T

>>4858409
Yeah, don't expect to see her until Friday, maybe Thursday if lucky.

>>4847107
Therapy is a scam. You are literally paying to have someone manipulate your brain according to that someone's standards. Your therapist has no interest- financial or otherwise- in your success. Therapists do not care about truth, because, they say, truth can sometimes lead to behavior they don't like, which they call maladaptive.

Everywhere else in medicine, informed consent is the standard, and patients have a right not to be deceived. Not so in therapy. You visit your therapist, have a "chat" with him, he pretends to be upfront and honest, but unbeknown to you, everything he does is done with the aim of altering your brain to a state closer to the one he desires. He applies techniques of psychological manipulation which almost anyone, even he, would consider unethical in any nearly other circumstance.

All that is needed to live is to be informed of the facts of your situation and, in light of said facts, to act rationally and according to your will.

>>4856800
You may not know this, but outside of America nobody really gives a shit about your pedophilia obsession

>>4858557
unironically it is better to hire a prostitute, not an escort but a trashy but pretty girl from tinder. cheaper and better advice and also free sexu if you want.

>>4858557
I didn't want to discourage that Anon from looking for help, but I have to back this guy up now that he has said something. I don't have any respect for the academic consensus regarding psychology, psychiatry, or therapy. They poke around in your head, give you some vaguely targeted positive reinforcement, and then load you up on this year's most well marketed pharmaceuticals. I'd trust illegal drugs to help people before I'd trust a psychologist.

If you feel like you need to go get help then go get help. Just remember that you are trying to get help from someone who was schooled on how to psychologically manipulate you for profit. Never forget that.

>gura is pregnant with her dad's baby

But she's only 17?

>>4852074
She's pregnant so she will probably become a housewife soon if she isn't already.

>>4858557
>>4858715
I don't necessarily think that therapy/psychiatrists are scams but I think a lot of them are bad or out of touch, especially with younger people. Finding the right one is very hard and it can be discouraging.

https://www.youtube.com/c/HealthyGamerGG

I'll shill this guy though because I do think he does a fantastic job at helping people out. And its free to watch youtube videos/twitch streams.

>>4858557
>>4858715
>>4858799
Lol ogay scientologists

>>4858874
I am a psychiatrist. You are depressed because you are transgender. Please take the pills.

/ggg/ is not your therapist.

>>4858733
>>4858777
yes, with me I am the baby. she is going to take care of me and call me little shrimpy!

>>4858962
I want her to call us her "little cuties" on accident

>>4858962
baby roleplay!

>>4853045
That’s a big shrimp.

I miss sharky

>>4858928
I can be your therapist but you have to pay me in ETH.

>>4859066
me too

>>4859066
yeah...

>>4858962
oh cute!

does Gura like Rugrats

>>4859563
Is that a question or a statement?

Maybe you guys can help me, I logged into youtube but I can't chat or get memberships because I need to create a channel but when I try to create a channel I get redirected to youtubes front page.

stay with meee~!

>>4859563
She's more of a disney kid isn't she? I don't think she's mentioned anything nick-related besides spongebob.

>>4859847
She probably watched it, but while rugrats was good its not as memorable as songebob. And she seems to really like spongebob

i noticed that she had the huke mic again.

Why is everyone so worried about sharky, guys? Is it something to do with Coco? Gura's my Oshi, so...

>>4859882
eh, its probably just because my dad thought that early rugrats was hilarious so i have nostalgia for it, but i've probably rewatched old episodes of rugrats more than i have early season spongebob

>>4859750
sounds like one of those things that defies all technology. for example my phone does a thing where I press for example the enter password box, and I can not type shit. just doesnt go through no matter what I do, and I never found anything online about it.
but maybe try a different browser.

>>4860103
Gura is a big baby who cries at everything and now that something truly sad has happened everyone is expecting her to be a blubbering wreck.

What are you doing during this break?

>>4856267
It is very common to give people the option of resignation instead of termination and that's not just a Japan thing. I'm not saying that's what happened, but it means you can't entirely trust a corporate PR statement about why someone left.

>>4860132
Same result in firefox and chrome so far.

>>4860170
Trying to create a channel so I can fucking give them money.

She hasn't tweeted anything about Coco yet...

>>4860273
She can't stream because she is busy with irl shit and you think the is going to log into twitter to post something?

>>4860306
I figured, yeah. It only takes a minute to log into twitter and write a sappy message about Coco, right?

>>4860331
I can tell Gura isn't your oshi because you think she's capable of doing that in a minute. That's at least a 20 minute task MINIMUM and that's not including the time thinking about it before she actually logs in to twitter.

>>4859750
Google "How to make a youtube brand account" and try to do that. Google accounts, brand accounts, and youtube channels are all flimsily linked together and it can be annoying sometimes.

>>4860273
Will you please stop it already? She is either processing it or distracting herself purposefully with other things in her life. Stop being a whiny bitch.

If it makes you feel better, her position is only stronger now, not that it was weak before. Ditto Kiara, who becomes main communicator between EN and JP. Ame and Ina certainly no worse either. Especially the former, though it will be a mighty weird collab she's going to have. Relax.

>>4860103
Day 1 sans-gura:
>reminisce about last nights stream
>gura cute posting
>extreme horny posting
>"i miss gura/sharky" during normal pre-stream hours
Day 2 sans-gura
>"i miss gura/sharky"
>withdrawal sets in
>concernfags set in
>abandonment issues anons start to ask "what if she never comes back"
Day 3 sans-gura
>pure, raw, unadulterated doomposting
>start aggressively projecting doom onto sharky

We haven't even seen the worst of it. We are all addicts.
Plus the coco-stuff has everyones mind on graduation right now so the doom is settling in early.

>>4860475
Why is /ggg/ like this...
Is she like this?

>>4860475
What if the irl stuff Gura is dealing with is completely unrelated to all of this and we're being optimistic when we think she's sad about Coco?

>>4845562
she's gonna be just fine, dont you worry anon

>>4860273
And she never will

>>4860570
Why'd you do it anon? Why'd you steal this Watamelon's image? >>4860569
how the fuck does this even happen?

>>4855805
>don't expect good content on the board
if you ever expect good content on any 4chan board I don't know what to tell you anon

>>4860584
What if she is currently on a Dragon Ball Z style training montage in the hyperbolic time chamber and when she comes back 50 years have passed for her and she can deadlift a truckload of shrimp

>>4860103
sometimes I think of all the times gura has almost cried for no reason on stream. at such cute mundane things.
the most recent is when she brought up dropping the schedule. the idea of even getting minor pushback almost brought her to tears.....
cute! but as a reflection of her mood, and how she thinks we would react (we would fucking NEVER), shes just not a positive thinker. she is a doomer. (just like me!)

im worried about her because she does watch and care about her senpais, always talking about marine, talked about coco a fair amount too. its definitely going to upset her.
and I kind of believe she may be susceptible to rrats as we are. I mean... put your self in her position.
uooohh!
sorry. not the time for such uohposting....

put yourself in her position. she has imposter syndrome already, which combine with paranoia that maybe bad things are going on at cover, she might feel she's next.
basically, I dont see a way how this can NOT make gura depressed.

I just wish she knew how much we cared, and desu... im a little upset by the coco thing. I wish she was here to call me little shrimpy or something, or to pet me.
please gura.... it will be fine.
even if the worst happens, ill find you.
even if youre not gura.
the shrimps will follow you to the end of the world.

>>4860724
Funny coincidence, I'm not that poster I swear.

>>4860754
>I mean... put your self in her position.
>uooohh!
>sorry. not the time for such uohposting....
it is always time for uohposting

>>4853760
just when i thought she cant get any cuter

>>4853760
Weirdly enough, I always scratch my head when playing games or talking to people

>>4856275
>finally ruined

>>4856800
Are you the same guy who comes to our thread to call us pedos?

>>4860453
This worked but now it wiped off my subscription list lol. Thank you at least I can chat and join the membership.

>>4861091
>/qa/
>reddit
>/v/
>worst parts of /a/
>worst parts of /jp/
>now /pol/
Only thing it needs is literal Twitter raids

>>4860570
well when you miss someone in real life you can just text/call them privately and ask about their day, we can't do that with gura so we need reassurance that she's still there. Though i think the reason we do it more than other generals is because she's jus' a bayybeee TwT and we have a much higher concentration of concernfags.

I'd like to say there's something special about *our* parasocial relationship, compared to the other holos, but honestly i think it might just be us who are a little bit "special".

>>4860754
why did this post make me get a lump in my throat. im not crying over gura right now please. thats retarded...

im sure she will be fine. I dont think shes going to get paranoid like you say anon.
it will be mildly upsetting to her, sure, but shes a smart girl and wont doompost too much in her mind about it.


of course, it goes without saying though.
if the zhangs ever target my oshi?
lets just say.....
I will become racist.

>>4861158
what do you think
>reply all
>"Touch grass incel"
is?

So this is the thread where we post sad stuff?

>>4861156
Its because your original google account had its own channel (which might have gotten fucked or something to not allow you to spend money), so now you have a fresh youtube channel attached your brand account. There is an option to move a youtube channel from one account to another, you could try moving the original to your brand account and see if that works.

>>4861230
It's just fanbase reflects oshi as usual

GURA LOVE

>>4861300
I will try that, thank you for your help.

>>4860103
what the first 2 anons said, and also because Coco's graduation put into perspective just how fragile the relationship people build with their oshi really is.

>>4861260
post yfw the zhangs go for gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTAT77CBEjk

>>4861294
cease, we post happy gura images, or comically sad gura images and describe how we make her feel better

>>4861304
y-you mean she is worrying about me right now?
that fills my heart with warmth.... i wonder if she can feel that im worrying for her too....

I want to sniff Gura's feet

>>4861466
>post yfw zhangs go after gura

>>4861466
hehe, if i go racist.... it will be like something never seen before.
it would probably be based I think. but lets just say, they wouldnt have to be looking out for me.
they'd have to be looking out for the bombs that im dropping down on their entire country.
only if the zhangs touch gura, of course. surely they are smart and know not to do this.

>>4861561

>>4861466
>post yfw zhangs go after gura

Just finished the Stickmin playthrough, it was great. Love that super shark!

>>4861755
It really was comfy and nostalgic. I had a great time with it and I'm glad she liked some of the weirdo style of stuff I grew up with.

>>4861519
I dislike that the samegaki has awakened the foot fetish i never knew i had. I keep imagining her poking me with her feet and making fun of me. Worse, it's making me think back to highschool where i was sat in the library with a group of girls resting their feet on me.

>>4861898
based repressed foot memory

>>4861926
It's not that based because half of those girls turned out to be kinda shitty people and one of them called me a pedophile.

>>4862021
you mean 50% weren't shitty? nice!

>>4862021
And you ended up wanting Gura. You sure proved them wrong!

List every collab that Gura has been in that involved a non-EN holo.

>>4860170
cleaning and system maintenance tasks.

>>4847107
I got hooked on vtubers because I had shit going on irl so I guess I'm doing this backwards.

>>4860273
and you're still too stupid and illiterate to understand why...

>>4860170
going through the hydrus inbox

ooh my $1,700 chair has shipped. thank u gooruh for informing me about this product!

>>4861874
She's a perfect fit for that sort of silliness. She should do a stream just going through famous Newgrounds games and toons. I wonder if management would allow something like that.

>>4862461
shillshark is rolling in sharkcoin tonight

>>4862105
I mean it wasn't an an inaccurate characterisation, I just think her reasoning for it was flawed.

>>4862512
i wish she had a referral link for herman miller. i'd have used it.

>>4862461
The Aeron has plastic lips on the side which are incredibly uncomfy if you like to cross your legs every now and then. The Embody is a better choice if you don't exclusively use your chair for office work

>>4862554
are you the guy from the /g/ thread i saw yesterday?

Feel like I need Gura right now. I wonder if her time off is related to Coco’s announcement.

Did the reason for Coco’s graduation get leaked? If it’s the freaking ChiComs I'm gonna be so freaking pissed off.

>>4862585
I haven't been on /g/ in a couple months - I need to return because I'm still looking for non meme keyboards
So no, that was a different guy

>>4862624
You're not going to know for months until she finally reveal her plans in her new account or in her alt account.

>>4862624
Do your VOD reps and karaoke clip reps then

>>4851143
This one always gets me anon. Kind of SFW? Very suggestive though, which is what gets me going.

>>4862989
Imagine coming home from a hard day at work and you are greeted at the door by Gura wearing that sexy lingerie telling you she won't let you sleep tonight.

>>4861466
if they go after Gura, I currently work at a fast food place that frequently has chink customers. It takes one trip to the toilet to give them the food they deserve

>>4858715
implying i dont want pharmaceuticals

>>4856800
ogey

>>4862680
She probably has to sign an NDA that will last some time.

>>4863309
I mean her plans not her reasons, I'm sure she is going to do somthing that requere her whole time.

When Gura starts streaming muse dash again, I'll be upset.

>>4863991
Why does everyone think they're going to reobtain Muse Dash perms just because Coco graduated?

>>4862624
>Did the reason for Coco’s graduation get leaked?
No, all you'll ever get are narratives, unless Coco decides to spill the beans herself.

>>4864143
Because /vt/ is full of actual, no joke, retarded people whose brains don't work good.

>>4863991
I'm going to be upset if she has the opportunity to stream Muse Dash and doesn't because of a bunch of whiny little shits. If she doesn't want to, that's another matter.

>>4858429
Jesus, poor shark. Was she THAT nervous?

>>4857048
Did she farm seaweed when living in Atlantis?

>>4863991
I'll be upset if she doesn't stream because of whiny children

>>4864491
Holy based.

>>4862624
https://files.catbox.moe/x5bb8i.mp4

gura!

>>4865752
cute!

>>4865786
cutest!

>>4856362
and don't forget the "bloodline check" before being hired in any important company.

>>4865752
cute and funny!

>>4866120
So very much like US upper echelons function then.

>>4860754
She's very worried about bad vibes, or disappointing us. Maybe that's why I feel so safe with her. She loves us and takes care of us, and I just want to reciprocate.

hoocha!

>>4863991
You think the Zhangs are gonna stop just because Coco is out of the picture?

I hope this won't diminish Gura's mood for her birthday.

>>4867297
God its been a while since I've heard a hoocha out of her

mmm

Have any holos done watchalongs of full series before? I'm wondering what shows might be fun to watch with gura. Anything I like to watch would be impractical because they're all 6+ seasons.

>>4867885
Gura likes Spongebob. She should stream season 1.

What an awful day it's been. First Coco then I find out a girl I had a crush on in school has been fighting stage 4 cancer. There was never anything serious between us, but I cared about her and it hit me really hard to hear it. If I didn't have Gura I don't know what I'd do right now.

Life's short chumbuds. Fight for every moment you can.

>>4867885
Ina and Yuru Camp was great.
Ame and Madoka Magika was also good.

>>4867297
>>4867956
https://youtu.be/6p058FW3BVQ?t=4524

gura cute

>>4867924
just saw the season 1 episode list, that actually sounds kino. So many great episodes there. I can already imagine her vibing to pizza delivery.

>>4868019
Ah, this is just me not having done my reps then.

>>4867956
Gura would approve if you visited her, I think.

Gura should watch Moetan or some other loli fanservice anime.

>>4860429
I can tell you're autistic because you use the word oshi unironically.

I feel so empty over the last 24 hours bros.
Is this how it ends?

>>4868708
Life will continue as it always does. All we can do is use the memories of the good times to help us through the bad ones.

Gura COOL

>>4851143
Sometimes, I get hard just thinking about Gura. My libido seems kinda high after I started looking after my health and smiling more.

How old is she IRL?

>>4869317
Older than 9000 easy.

>>4869317
begone roommate poster
she's pic related

>>4868668
> Japanese idol company
This is fine
> The idols are anime avatars
Go on
> The main branch is female and have a mostly male fanbase
Sounds great
> Posting on a message board specifically for fans of anime idols
Sure
> In a thread devoted to a specific character
Gura cute!
> Oshi
HELL NO, miss me with that nerd shit

^ this is you

>>4869290
Sometimes hearing Gura's voice makes me hard. Even when she's not saying anything special.

>>4851143
Never actually fapped to Gura, but any art that accentuates her nopan status gets me a boner.

>>4867885
I was thinking a whole watchalong of breaking bad would be good

>>4868644
I don't know what I'd say. I'm just an old memory. I feel like I'd just walk into the room as a living reminder of all the hardships she's been through since then.

I can't bring myself to fap to Gura, she's like a daughter to me and I mostly just watch her and be happy that she's happy. I mainly fap to Botan and the thought of her stepping on my face while coyly saying "poi".

I've always been conflicted on the ethics of fapping to anime girls you like, especially with vtubers being actual people.
On the one hand, it feels like I'm corrupting my genuine feelings for lust. On the other, fapping to anything else feels like cheating. I'd give the third position of nofap but I'm weak willed and have never cared enough to do the research on whether or not its good.
I think I've reconciled it by being exclusive but only thinking of lovey dovey stuff. But is that just cope?

Fuck this is autistic

>>4869979
Gura obviously doesn't mind her fans fapping to her so do it if you want to. Or don't. No need to think hard about it.

>>4869701
But Botan is a granny, anon...

>>4869979
Don't overthink it, anon.

>>4870137
Yes, and?

>>4870083
I wasn't speaking on Gura specifically, but in general. I've had this thought process a number of times.

>>4870146
But it's what I do.

>>4869423
Hearing her voice doesn't get me hard but things she has said have got me hard and then I masturbated while listening to her.

>>4870874
based cumbud

>>4869423
I've masturbated to the ASMR stream before.
Way more than once.

that was great how she was talking about getting all sweaty and how it smelled in her room haha pretty funny

>>4871195
and cute

>>4870994
So the crackling when she massages the ears, is that normal for ASMR, because it wasn't quite taking me out of it but I think i would have been more relaxed without it.

>>4871195
When she talked about taking off something and then stopped to say layer instead, now that was pretty hot.

>>4870994
The ASMR stream was the only time I've jerked it to gooruh. I was pretty high (and subsequently horny), so when she started sucking on the mic and moaning I just about hit the ceiling.

But uhhh, anyways, gura cute!

>>4869701
>>4869979
I view Gura as my girlfriend and imagine having passionate sex with her once a week while thinking of all the times she seemed genuinely turned on by reading chat.
But obviously, I treat her with kindness on her stream and just make sure she's comfortable and having fun.

>>4871362
>So the crackling when she massages the ears, is that normal for ASMR
No idea because I'm only ever going to listen to Gura's ASMR. She has me exclusively.

>>4871474
>thinking of all the times she seemed genuinely turned on by reading chat.
When?

>>4871195
My penis thought it was so hilarious that it spit up.

>>4871405
Yeeeesh. That one in march, right?

>>4871857
Yeesh my dick is hard

>>4872028
I'm reeeeally not sure if I should listen to it.

>>4871857
Correct. Her other ASMR's were just her occasionally whispering into a regular mic, the one in march was the real shit.

>>4871690
Sounds like he's just living in a delusion

>>4872154
It's not that lewd and lots of people just think it's relaxing. Cumbuds are just especially sensitive.

>>4872227
It's a delusion I want in on.

>>4872258
At that point I had barely masturbated in almost 2 months. That stream triggered something in me.

>>4872258
If he's the guy that sees her as a daughteru or whatever then it would still be weird because outside of some of them animes it's not normal to have her nibble on your ears.

>>4872258
Its not lewd but its extremely intimate. Which is probably enough to get some people here going

>>4872258
The majority of it wasn't lewd, but certain parts most definitely were, like the aforementioned licking/sucking. A lot of it is just her whispering cute, comfy things to us, but it's definitely an emotional rollercoaster.

Gooruh lewd

hello fellow shrimps.
this morning I had the first dream with Gura in it, kinda. I had sent her a fan letter and she sent me back a hand written thank you note. it made me feel very happy but then I woke up and had to go to work. anyway I very rarely have/remember vivid dreams so it was pretty nice.
On top of the other news, and a shitty day at work I could really use some of the silly little shark tonight.

>>4872316
Same desu
Anything to dull the pain of being alive.

>>4872611
Fuck fuck fuck it's too early to be entering this phase of the Break Flowchart

>>4872154
I'm a frequent hornyposter but it wasn't lewd for me, I just spent the whole stream glued so hard to the bed that I couldn't even lift my arm to take my phone off of my stomach before i fell asleep. That said the ear nibbling might get you anywhere between quarter to full-mast, so if you really want to keep your feelings for her pure maybe take a dodge.

>>4872519
>he gets to have gooruh dreams
lucky cunt. i just have dreams where i'm back in school failing all my classes, or dreams where a guy says "haha when the imposter is sus" and reality starts breaking apart. There is no inbetween.

>>4872675
Coco's graduation accelerated it. If Gura doesn't stream tomorrow only god knows what will happen here.

>>4871573
god dammit i laughed gonna kms now

>>4872809
Oh I know anon, I was surprised myself, usually I just don't have memorable dreams or they are terrible shit like your examples, but every now and again I get a nice one.

>>4872809
Her shaky voice at the end, followed by all the kisses, really gets me.

>>4873385
>all the kisses
I slept like a baby thinking about that afterwards.

But on another note I completely forgot that I got rock hard listening to her heartbeat.

Damn, >we really are in love with this shark, huh.

>>4875443
Yes. Nobody else gives me the kind of warm feeling when thinking about them like she does.

>>4875443
I'd never been in love before Gura. I'm still not even sure that's what this feeling is, since I lack a frame of reference. All I know is I've never felt about anyone like I feel about her.

Just a reminder in case you guys forgot but, Gura is extremely cute

>>4875443
Yep. 100%.

>>4875443
I will love her until the ends of the earth, support her with all that I have while she’s with us, and cheer her on in all her endeavors

>>4876188
Not gonna lie I'm pretty cute sitting up on her head there.

>>4876256
Sorry anon that was me before my haircut, here’s a more recent pic

>>4875443
I was going to write a long diatribe about how bad i had it for this girl in highschool, and juxtapose it with "That was nothing compared to how i feel for Gura" but that seemed pretentious.

luv me shark'
luv shrimpin'
'ate antis
simple as

>>4875443
Gura cute

>>4875443
I love her!

>>4875443
yessir

>>4875443
So much. So, so much...

>>4868135

>>4875443
I guess

>>4875443
Absolutely, no way to deny it

>>4875443
I am completely in love with Gura, she means the world to me.

Is it possible for Gura to move to nijiEN (and keep her model) if things go south?

>>4879459
for certain values of "things go south", sure. for others, no.

>>4879459
if cover were to go south, I wouldn't be surprised if Gura decided it wasn't worth trying another agency, also her model is owned by cover, so I doubt she'd be able to take it with her unless cover sold it to niji.

It's been 271 days since Gura debuted and the pain of missing her doesn't get better.

>>4880170
I'm more excited for her return than bummed about her absence. It's been a rough few days.

>>4880170
Its been 10 years since she's graduated and her voice haunts me

>>4880170
2 days feels like an eternity ago. I really miss her.

The announcement has me missing Gura more than ever, I’m just so sad and I want to hear her voice

>>4875443
I have never loved someone as much as I love Gura. And I will never love anyone else as much as I love Gura.
She stole my heart and the cheeky brat refuses to give it back.

>>4856362
I can tell you never worked a day in your life. this is how it is EVERYWHERE. not just japan. this shit happens in the USA too.

why?

Well for a different reason then Japan, in right to work states you don't get unemployment if you resign. so it's in your boss's best interest to force you to resign. that way they don't have to pay unemployment. Better still its in YOUR best interest to resign over being fired. why?

Because if you resign you can use that employer as a reference. if you're fired that's all gone, you can't even have that job on your resume.

>>4881963
>in right to work states you don't get unemployment if you resign
Oh gee sorry for being stuck in a place where the average job pays less annually than you need to qualify for unemployment in the first place, dickhead.

>>4881497
>I’m just so sad and I want to hear her voice
maybe try the asmr again? that's what i'm about to do

though it does make me hope a voice pack is on the way soon

>>4881497
Perk up chumbud. We'll make it.

>>4883222
I love you Gura.

>>4883343
sexy samegaki..

>>4884623
That isn't quite a samegaki

>>4884646
Hmm, you're right. Eye color + no tail. Is this supposed to be a weird Gura or someone else I don't recognize?

>>4885197
as expected of my fellow chumbud

>>4885197
That's shion chumchama..

>>4885197
Chumbaby...

>>4883288
God I really just want to caress her feet and rub my thumbs all over her ankles and then trace figure eights up to her knees with my index fingers.

>>4885259
>>4885308
>>4885357

kek, I only keep up with a couple of JP's and she's not one of them. It's a nice pic though.

>>4885791
The horny thread has been very kind to Gura recently

shhhhh

>>4885848
Yes

>>4885879
She's asleep, now's the perfect time to gently rub her tail

>>4885915
Imagine her cutely squirming and moaning from having her tail rubbed in her sleep

>>4885954
That's way too much, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from getting in bed with her and holding her tight while I drift off to sleep.