/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Marine just became a hag
>Pekora will be a hag in less than one year
It's already our reality...

Good.

You will live to see fans begging their Oshi to get a husband already so they don't die alone.

>>48426255
>Subaru will be a hag in a few months
With each passing day, /hag/bros grow stronger

>>48426191
and /vt/ will also get filled with fine gentlemen...

>>48426191
retard. the reason vtubing sucks in the past 3 years is because it's no longer exclusively hags. it's all these fucking zoomer instagram faggots

>>48426350
>>48426191
>>48426255
All their eggs will be lost. Like tears in rain.

>>48426191
Haggos always win in the end. The only way to lose is if a chuuba dies before reaching the 3 in her first age digit.

>>48426191
Goddamn it, these hags need love. They need us you fucking bastard!

>>48426191
You don't understand.
I love hags.

Someone post that Lui image...

>>48429582

>>48426191
I love my hag pirate wife

>>48426945
It's an inevitable fate for everyone

>>48426331
I'm already at that point since Pekora buying exotic animals was a huge red flag.
>Has training for job working with kids
>Prudish and hates gays
>Buying exotic animals now she's pushing 30 with no man in sight
It's so obvious she wants to have a family.

>>48426191
Honnestly for the best, should have always been the case.
>>48426331
I'll take care of that don't woryy.

>>48426504
/vt/ has always been ojisan territory

>>48430645
Brehs...

>>48433486
Most of the ENs are already crazy animal ladies.
>Mori
>Ame
>Kiara
>Fauna
>Mumei
Gura also claims to have a cat living in her mold fortress.

>>48430645
How has there not been a Gosling edit of this? It's perfect

>>48430645
cursed image

>>48434652
Kronii and Baelz nearly became part of that list, but Kronii's didn't make it and Baelz' had to give to a family friend because she couldn't take care of it

>>48434806
Trash idea. Shoving reaction images in there would just make the image shit and cluttered.

>>48426945
Not if I save them.

>>48426255
>It's already our reality...
This. All hail hag supremacy

>in 4-5 years vtubing will be dominated by hags
4-5 years? The hags are already dominating.

>>48435916
>>48426350
>>48426255
Hags are the best.

>>48426191
>Suisei is a hag in four years
Yeah, the math checks out on this one.

>>48430645
I keep seeing this image but I've never seen the stream it's from

>>48435500
I wouldn't trust Balez with a fucking pet either

>>48426191
So will it be made of older women becoming vtubers or current vtubers aging into hags?

>>48436756
resident evil 8 I think

I love hags so much bros, I think about hags everyday, I dream about them every night. I train for them, study for them, work for them, live for them. I won't let their eggs dry up, I have made it my life's mission to save them. Time itself is on our side, losing is simply not even a possibility. I want all hags to be happy and become loving mothers and wives. I love you too hag bros, I hope all of you will be blessed with a hag someday

>>48430645
Is it really that bad for Lui?

how do you get a hag gf

>>48438073
Get a gf and then wait until she sprouts

>>48430645
Context?

>>48437543
sadly yes, she talked before how she's fine with not finding someone because she has ber friends and fans but you could tell she was coping hard, also about how it's find for her to get close to someone romantically because she's afraid of getting betrayed, I had an image with the dialogue from the stream but for the life of me I can't find it, so if someone has it on hand post it please

>>48439645
*how it's hard for her

>>48439645
I WILL SAVE HER
I WILL LOVE HER

>>48439734
please do anon, she deserves it

>>48426191
Good the more hags the better

>>48439645
>>48430645
Lui-nee...
It's honestly baffling. I hear stories from Lui or Mio's off-streaming life and they sound like quality women - smart, funny, talented, homely. How are they still single? How is it possible?

Why do zoomer girls keep going crazy like La+ and Matsuri?

>>48440109
>How are they still single? How is it possible?
Japs are horny and promiscuous, they'd rather fuck around then settle down with a top tier woman like Lui or Mio.

>>48426648
>the reason vtubing has gotten worse over the past 7 years is because the people who were underage back then, are no longer underage

>>48440109
Half the male population are complete herbivores who will never talk to women, and the other half are working themselves to death

>>48439645
I got u

>>48440469
Thanks anon, fuck me, hurts everytime...

>>48440469
God damn it.

Hags are made to pop the cherry of young men, ojisans out!

>>48440605
Did she kill herself?

>>48444415
no

>>48444395
yeah
young men haha...

>>48445046
Pochi-sensei...

>>48445046
What is the female equivalent of UOOOH?

>>48444533
not yet.

>>48430645
Oh no, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...

>>48430645
Hmm

>>48440109
Half of Japanese men are low testosterone quasi faggots with no job prospects to raise a family, the other half are deadbeat salarymen who smoke, gamble with pachinko, or cheat on women constantly.
There's a reason why Caucasian and European men are seen as more caring and romantic among Japanese girls.

>>48440469
Sister Lui....

>>48447237
Wait for me, japanese hags, only couple months more...

>>48426191
Honestly, hags work in vtubing. I only hope they have a husbad on the side. It should be commonplace for 30+ vtubers to be married

>>48444395
>as old as a hag
>still have my cherry
It's over for me...

>>48445533
Ara ara

>>48447237
He will save them.

>>48447424
It is with that attitude.
Pekora will be a virgin hag as I ascend to wizardhood, if that's not a sign from God I don't know what is.

>>48447542
John Gaijin...save Marine's eggs...

>>48426331
People will call me a cuck, but I really hope my oshi and all the girls I watch find loving husbands who treat them right. Would I preferer that husband to be me? Of course! But that's just not realistic. I don't want these woman who make my life bearbale to be misreable and alone like me, they deserve better

>>48440136
Because they're zoomers, anon. You answered your own question.

>>48426191
most of vtubers start at age ~30

>>48447583
If I was old but skilled it'd be different. But I've got nothing.

>>48440183
Japanese men need to man up and impregante these hags. Their eggs need saving

>>48448502
I'm in the same boat anon I don't even have much money. Even if you had some skill you're dealing with a girl who makes more in a month than you do in a year so you have the same odds either way. Just try to improve yourself. Pekora went from hiki neet with no real skills to rich as fuck and able to afford 2 cats and monkey, that never would have happened if she didn't atleast try.

>>48448407
We only care about them being pure when they are 18-25

>>48447068
Damn…

>>48426191
Good, hags make good vtubers.

>>48440109
Japanese men work too much, are neets, or are players.

>>48447542
Has nobody made a 2000's hentai rpg with this guy yet??

>>48426191
I wish, and hopefully no more EN turds, just let the already existing ones graduate and forget it was ever a thing.

>>48436841
Yes.

>>48445046
You KNOW she loves the idea of corrupting little boys. Sick.

>>48426350
>All my Oshis will be hag next year
Welcome to hagdom

Marine will get her first child soon

>>48450200
Face swap him in to Kamer Hentai Adventure.

>>48460233
Yeah, mine

>>48426191
Marine coping

>>48426255
Good

>>48426945
Not until they hit 40? Wut

>>48426191
Based, this will save vtubing

>>48447334
Anyone have the Polka one?

>>48426331
And that's a healthy way of watching your oshi.

>>48440469
>scared about betrayed
like me fr

>>48426191
Mathematically correct.

friendly reminder
>rushia is a hag

>>48426191
cool

>>48435500
She took care of pets before schizo. Her hololive schedule just makes it so she cant give it the proper care she wanted. At that time she also had school.

Hags are already on top

>>48483790
I wish they were on top of me.

>>48447237
This is a generalization, and it doesn't take into account that most Japanese women aren't exaclty saints either. There's a lot of people in the world, and most of them aren't terrible. I think its important not to take the agency completely from the girls in these matters - For example, Pekora is rich, extremely popular, and has an attractive personality. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, its either because she doesn't want to, or because she's not willing to put in the minimum effort to get one. Even if you have a lot of positives going for you, if you don't do anything to put yourself out there, you're not going to get anything.

>Spends nearly 2 years pretending to be very early 20's only ever slipping up by occasionally having knowledge of things supposedly before her time
>Finally lets it slip on her birthday stream she's actually 31
>Says she was scared to admit it because she was afraid her audience didn't like older women
>Has only inclined since and now says her real age with pride
Character growth

>>48426945
I know one or two cases within my family.

My father and my mother married when they are in 34 and 32. I was born a year later and my sister was born around ~8-9 years later. So, my mother was 42 when she gave birth to my sister. Now, my father is already retired. They're both about to hit 60 years old if God willing.

Several months ago, my cousin was married to his 30-ish years' old colleague. His age? Around 40-ish years old.

So, I can say it's not lost yet for hags. But, if the society doesn't really supportive to raise children like Japan... Well...

>>48426191
No, it will be dominated by AI.

>>48475166
There needs to be an exception to prove every rule, she's the exception to hags being superior.

>>48434652
Ina intends on getting cats and her big transition begins later this year.

>>48489980
>her big transition
pardon?

>>48491100
from cake to hag

>>48439645
She's just like me fr fr...

>>48426191
>implying hags aren’t dominating vtubing right now
The best VTuber of all time is a hag btw

>>48426191
As it should be.

>>48434652
>>Mori
It's almost shocking how quickly she transformed. It was like a massive explosion of pent up feelings released after a single tiny domino piece had been pushed over

>>48436841
I think it will become undeniably clear to everyone in a few years that the successful vtubers are often hags, so maybe more and more hags will jump on

>>48430645
Luinee is so feminine that she gotta be cute in real life. She must be single by choice.

>>48492171
Yes and yes.

>>48492171
Or maybe so cute she intimidates non-Chad males who assume she's for Chad, which would be true if Chads cared about more than constantly rotating out their 18 yo cocksleaves.

>>48492500
Ah, but my special princess place while make Chad settle with me.