/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

this one

>>48401547
or they're a woman trying to push their feminist agenda onto /vt/ as if it's the first time they try it.

>>48401782
>terrible person
>woman trying to push a feminist agenda
Same thing.

https://twitter.com/MonoUltra/status/1652493261854965762
kek

>>48401159
>ame just stole one of gura's shulkers, claiming that she "wouldn't be needing it"
graduation confirmed

>>48401930

>>48401779
she moves like a child

>>48401930
w-what?

>>48401547
The thing is that Gura has already lied. She told us she cares about us, but she clearly does not, or else she would make even the smallest amount of effort to stream and spend time with us.

I have never doubted my wife and always did my best to support her even during the worst of times.

Why does everyone hate >us?

>>48401603
And Gura is doing that.
>>48401610
Who said they're not Idols, I'm just saying mentioning stuff like AKB is pointless when they're so different and even Kiara herself agrees.

>>48402143
That's why sending feedback to Cover is always a good idea. Have you left any comments on her members posts about this? not necessarily about the excuses she makes to avoid streaming, more about the lack of streams in itself. It's always good to leave a comment to show the manager that people care about certain things, every little bit adds up in the end. Just don't be passive-aggressive trying to make her feel bad, you should always try to avoid making her uncomfortable in her current position otherwise she will just go further away from everything or turn even defensive like 2 weeks ago.

Alright fellas enough with the cross thread shit

>>48401782
Kill yourselfs, make your mother proud for one.

>>48402292
For someone who stares at glass all day you sure haven't learned much from looking in the reflection.

I love Gura the most!

>>48402482
Sending feedback to Cover is passive aggressive. Gura isn't going to get better unless she wants to get better. No one can force her, not even her manager.

>>48402701
You know that's not true. She said she's overworked because of the projects that management gives her, otherwise she would stream regularly, she has no reason not to unless you think she's lying.
Less projects, more energy, more streams.

There should be more art of Gura on the toilet.

There's really no reason she couldn't have taken even a couple hours out of her schedule just to talk to us in the past week. Her bullshit member's post doesn't make any sense.

>>48402701
Better than doing nothing and Gura is someone that needs external pressure to motivate her to do anything, because let's face it, she is really lazy.

>>48402809
Yeah.... I'm sure all those gaming sessions offstream were part of these "projects" too

>>48402848
She doesn't feel comfortable with streaming anymore since people starting talking about possible relations to males after the wwe poll thing last summer. Might be guilt that turned into hatred or just developed into a very strong impostor syndrome.

>>48402809
>You know that's not true. She said she's overworked because of the projects that management gives her
I don't know anything. And neither do you. Just because she keeps saying she's working on projects, doesn't mean she actually is. And if she is there is very little to show for it over the past year and a half.

Gura

>>48402932
If that's true, then it would be because she knows she's hurting other people.

senzawa's a good girl

BIg zam gura

>>48402933
Then why not just have her not do those projects so she doesn't have to show anything and just has more time with us?

Small pleasant gura

>48403025
Are you sure?

Gura with the one foot forward

>>48402987
I think it would be the most kino thing that ever happened on youtube if she just dedicated a whle stream to be honest about herself, her visions for her future and the future of her channel, and once for all negate any rrats by confessing whether she wants to be loved romantically by her fans or not. It would make for a very lovely dovely event that would go down in the history of streaming and vtubing.

Dangerous gura

Bean

>>48403088
Because those projects probably don't even exist. There's a reason why her two new original songs still haven't come out even though she should have been done recording them last year if what she said was true.

>>48403106
>>48403148
>>48403211
>>48403228
rub

my ban is finally over today

>>48403196
I agree. Although it cold turn out the opposite as well where she confesses everything and says she never intended for things to go this far because she already has other people in her life.

>>48403211

>>48403256
Posted too much cunny huh

>>48403256
Well too bad the imaginary relationship and the "send feedback" incels are here.

>>48403328
With my luck being what it is... I might finally get a reason to do the flip I always delayed.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48403342
posting cunny and making some "officials" seethe in /int/
>>48403352
easy to ignore

>>48403352
Go stream, Gura. Stop larping.

Would management toss my letter if I confessed to Gura in it? I'm uncertain about the future, so I kinda just want to say "fuck it" and spill everything.

Reposting shitposts after the first thread requires at least a cooldown of a few days before it even has a 0.1 chance of making the chumbies feel bad.
I'm why too comfy in this moment.

>>48403557
probably

>>48403557
It's fine, she doesn't mind it.

>>48403352
>imaginary relationship
It's okay, anon. You can just admit that your indonesian parents forced you to marry one of your dog-faced woman and so you have to resort to putting down those here who are in love with Gura because your la creatua of a wife will never ever compare.

>>48403606
She might not, but does management?

>>48403570
*I'm way too comfy
So comfy I can't spell.

>>48403557
Just send it? You'll never know if she gets it or not either way, unless she acts super weird when reading your superchat or something.

>>48403654
They open and pre-read every letter, so you better not make it creepy. Gura really hates creepy messages

Chumbies are fine.

Where were you when /ggg/ took the red pill? >>>/b/898182412

>>48403953
>post a fucking novel across several posts
>ignored so hard he is linking /b/ threads
Just take the rest of the night and try again tomorrow bro.

Gura better get a microkini during hololive summer!

>>48403828
No, I just want to tell her that I love her from the bottom of my heart, that she helped me more than I will ever be able to put into words and that she makes me happy. (maybe that I want to make her happy too idk yet) I hope that's not creepy

>>48403454
>>48403570

>>48403953
I need more cats pic bro

>>48403953
Thread full of lies and pure speculation based on nothing with the occasional half truth thrown in
You give schizos a bad name, pajeet retard.

>>48404194
That isn't creepy. You could send it in a normal superchat if you wanted.

>>48404224
I think you need more English lessons, bro.

>>48404344
No more cats pic?

>>48404257
Why deleted?

Our schizos were always a joke.
And I don't feel like much less of a joke for even paying this much attention to them.
So what are the chumbies up to now? I was watching hockey and playing Atelier Ryza 3

So where's the stream?

GURA DICK IS REAL

>>48404423
Not that retard anon. I just think you ESLs are too comfortable in my thread.

>>48404474
Waiting for Gura

>>48404510
>E-ESL!!!
There's literally nothing wrong with my English

>>48404474
Eating a pastrami and watching video essays. And being happy for my hardworking sharkwife.

>>48404474
well it seems meido deletes post faster now, I'm currently trading memecoins and making monies for goobgoob

>>48404481
She's streaming into my mouth at this very moment ToT

>>48404474
Playing VN while watching random youtube videos (I have to switch back and forth when my terrible attention span gets tired of reading)

>>48404647
He self-delete as usual, it's the Pajeet again.. I surprised he is still in here after his fucked up today.

>>48404474
Got done watching my shrimp, gonna make some food now.

early C hours?

All of my posts were about Gura, how is that offtopic non-vtuber? Why did I get bonked?

>>48405585
Its been a long time coming

>>48405585
Seems like it

>>48405585
I prefer h hours

>>48404277
So, telling her that I want to make her happy too is fine?

>>48405715
My memory is shit but I'm pretty sure she's fielded superchats similar to that. you're fine.

Oh my ban has expired
Anyway loov goomba

>>48405777
Alright, thanks!

if you actually believed she was going to stream this week, you are an idiot. You shouldn't have had expectations from the EN Ayame.

>>48406173
I told you we would not be getting anything till next month after her last watch along because I was told by someone who works with her and you guy's did not believe me but look now. proof.

>>48406507
I also told you that we would be getting 2 collabs. She will do one public stream after that and 2 watch alongs is what she is planning but may change it to one depending on her work load. Wright this down because it will happen like this.

Gura stop posting here and do your work

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>48406173
Ayame streams tho

>>48404596
>No more cats pic?
>cats pic

I hope she bought a laptop and brings her switch to Japan

>>48406783
true she actually streamed more than gura this month, gura is actually WORSE than Ayame.

If Gura's not healthy, she should absolutely not be traveling to Japan. What the fuck is her doctor smoking?

>>48406507
>literal my dad works at Nintendo.
Kill yourself underage pajeet. No cover employee would ever talk to an untouchable like you.

>>48406783
Make Ayame your JP oshi then
With Ayame and Gura as your oshis, you have enough streams to make up 1 hololive girl.
Besides, they were next to each other at the end of holofes.

dino gura will cleanse this thread

>>48406853
She's healthy when she does anything else. She's sick when she has to stream. Simple as.

>>48406954
you are right about one thing. I am untouchable.

>>48407134
Sounds like a made up disease.

>>48407064
Oh nyo, dino gura's atomic breath will leave radiation in the groundwater for decades...

>>48407202
That poster did make it up, yeah.

>>48406783
>>48407007
Gura and Ayame should stream together. Im not sure if Ayame is technically flat but she has such a cute model

>>48407202
Who knows. I had this thing whenever I would take public transport I would shit my pants and get a fever so I can no longer take public transport anywhere. (unless you count planes)
Maybe it's like that for Gura and streams.

>>48407202
Considering the fact schizophrenia and mental illnesses in general are incredibly common in the SEA region and India it's not hard to work out why it sounds made up.
It is, he imagined it existed and now believes it's real.

Goob evening
It stinks of threadshitters here so I will not be staying
I wonder if there is a minecraft mod that adds Dino Gura as a non-hostile mob

>>48407396
I like dino

>>48407396
It's not that bad at the moment.

>>48407469
Wow... dino Gura is kinda sexy

>>48407539
She got that badonkadonk

All these ideas are cool and stuff but where is my Girl's Talk collab so I know what makeup and perfume Gura uses

>>48406507
>>48406621
You didn't say anything. You didn't call anything. You don't know anyone and you weren't right about anything. You are a retard. A blight on this thread. I would rather have any other doxx scizo here instead of you because at least then there would be a chance one of you would be telling the truth. You are a lying subhuman maggot and everyone knows which posts are yours. They stick out like a sore thumb because you are autistic as shit and literally no one likes you, not even the other schizos. You are hated by everyone here and Gura will never like you.

>>48407396

Did you know there's a smaller Gura inside the dino Gura you have at home? It's true.

>>48407627
Are you implying smol Gura is dino Gura? Meds

>>48407627
Wh-what?!

>>48407627
Isreal…

>>48407627
Even this one?

>>48407187
Meido, why the fuck haven't you range banned him yet? I know you're capable.

>>48407750
That's an imposter

>>48406853
Wow. It's almost as if she's lying.

Holy moly I just had like 7 sneezes in a row.
It felt good.

I wonder if they'll livestream the concerts at hololive city?

>>48407895
Hopefully next time you have a stroke.

>>48407913
That's the least they could do, given the massive amount of shit there that will be impossible to stream. You will never experience Gura's unbirthing amusement park attraction.

>>48407956
..of good luck!

>>48408007
No I meant a blood vessel bursting in your brain causing it to hemorrhage.

>>48407895
dont forget to blow your nose, bozo

>>48407956
That's not going to happen, and also why are you like that?

>>48408091
Calm down chumbie. I’ll rub your tummy if you want.

>>48407895
bless you

>>48408197
Hold on, let me get in front of you Gura. Okay, you can sneeze.

-APHEWEEEE

>grab a tissue and twist it
>tickle your nostril until you sneeze
>repeat
>profit

>feel a sneeze building up
>quickly apply pressure to the roof of your mouth with your tongue
>urge to sneeze magically disappears
>never have to sneeze in public anymore

I want Gura to tell the truth.

>>48408493
Why would you not want to sneeze in public? Assuming you aren't sick, it can only be beneficial to sneeze everywhere.

>>48408493
>>48408332
>just sneeze when you need to sneeze

Chumbies would sex this.

>>48408536
It's a sign of weakness.

>>48408548
No. It has STDs.

>>48408603
Wear those STDs with honor anon. It means you had sex.

>>48408325
TSKR

>>48408539
its fun to play with sneezes

>>48408795
and then you get a nose bleed and headaches

>>48408592
It's a sign of dominance. You're spreading your personal bacteria everywhere, that they may spread and conquer in your name.

>>48408669
You won't be wearing anything once your syphilitic brain ends you up institutionalized. It's probably why she can't stream. Too many stds from her time as a "cleaning lady" aka call girl prostitute.

>>48408325
Bless you

Looking into the sun gives my body the urge to sneeze sometimes, I remember looking that up many years ago and not everyone gets that feeling, and some people do.
I find dumb shit like this interesting.

>>48408895
Light does that to me as well. I hate it when a sneeze just hangs on and I just squint into the sun to get it over with.

>>48408827
i literally never had a nosebleed in my entire life. except that one asshole punched me on the face

guwa wuv

>>48409221
Not anymore.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/107651374
anyone got the fanbox of this? Gura gooming from foot tickling is hot

>>48409221
gaw wuv

I hope Gura loses the ability to speak.

>>48409388
no u

>>48408592
dumbass, when the world was cucked by a meme-flu I feel like a walking bio bomb

>>48409447
All lying whores like her deserve far worse.

>>48409520
Hopefully one day you'll see the error of your ways.

>>48409512
Learn verb tense, faggot

>>48409520
Your mother is a mute?

>>48409124
I got one deadlifting a few times. It's wierd because I feels like something was oozing from my eyes to my nose.

>>48409641
KEK

>>48409631
no

BED
SLEEP

that was fast

>>48409641

>>48409723
You can't tell me what to do!

>>48409723
NOT YET GURA!

>>48409723
Is it gay if I want Gura's glowstick up my booty hole?

Gura gets less exercise because she uses a vibe. She should ditch it for the sake of her health.

>>48409723
If you join me..

so what will be your reaction when Gura comes back on the 4th appearing on Magni's big holopro collab?

>>48410031
I don't live in your fantasy world so I wouldn't know

>>48409952
She only uses that when I'm not visiting.

>>48410031
This bait is less likely than the doxschizo being right

>>48409952
I'll volunteer for the task of replacing it. No need to thank me.

>>48409723

>>48410031
Are you going to spam it like the other times?

>>48410073
>>48410096

ah, denial, that's an expected one.
Don't worry, she'll be gone again for a another 2 weeks afterwards 'getting projects done', which is a few voice lines and a meeting..

>>48409943
That's normal, it doesn't count as gay even if you want gura rape your butthole with her futa shark dicks

I actually saw a rrat that the second collab on the 4th/5th is another Umisea collab

>>48410096
Yeah. A lot less...

>>48410242
Neither are right faggot

>>48410168
Won't make me stop loving her

>>48410133

>>48410133
>they said gura is not a mommy
>>48410168
you already tried this with big brain games, mattpatt and apex collabs retarded phasecucknigger pajeet

>>48410351
Would

I hope Gura tells us about eating natto with her bare hands again.

>>48410405

>>48410431
I more excited for this

Gura will meet her oshi this time in Japan, I can't imagine the autism.

>>48410431
Her little fingies were covered in sticky stringy slime. ToT

did pixiv die or is it just me?

>>48410227
Great. A bunch of one hour collabs where Gura doesn't talk to us followed by a movie watch along where she doesn't talk to us. I wish she'd just quit. She's actually just garbage at this point.

>>48410520
It is

>>48410520
It's dead for me too

>>48410505
Yeah, my slime ToT

>>48410448
Would

>>48410520
Same here

i tooted

Gura's piss slit.

>>48410490
Reminder she had dinner with a non-holo in Japan and then lied about "her" telling Gura not to talk about it.

>>48410520
PIXIV LOVE

>>48410601

>>48410601

>>48410610
>non-holo

>>48410601

Isn't pixiv banned in your shithole island country?

how does it feel that your oshi is COVER's go-to slave?

>>48410520
It's over, the glowies have had enough of the AI art.

>>48410691
No holomen would ever ask her not to talk about it. So it was either a non holo or she chickened out and lied about it like the Subaru collab.

I get a timeout for talking about Gura pissing into my mouth (""""off-topic, non v-tuber"""") but the pajeet can shit up the thread uncontested..

>>48410579

piss in my mouth gura

>>48410807
Are pisschads being oppressed?

>>48410775
Yeah sure, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>48410814
Would

>>48410807
>pajeet
His last post was "I'm untouchable".

>>48410887

>>48410904
Whatever, I don't really care about which threadshitter is which.

>>48410807
I think he reported most of our posts here because I also got a warning for calling him out

>>48410948
Double would

>>48410766
She isn't. Cover hardly asks her to do anything. She's just a liar, lmao.

>>48410807
after last thread, 99% he's a janny

>>48410991

>>48410948
More Gura for me to love!

>>48411061
I kind of believe it...

>>48411067
Would

>>48411246
Not.

>>48411246

What kind of pain do you think Gura is in fron her illness?

>>48411061
Last thread was pretty sussy for sure

>>48411061
[deleted]

>>48411300
Would

Lmao. This moderation is malicious. Did we get a new janny?

>>48411067
Gurapeon makes me feel some type of way

>>48411467

>>48411529
>>48411551
Would

>>48411643

I'm feeling good. Miss my Goobs, but the member's post helped.

Sex with a fembud.

>>48411313

>>48411966
Then you must be a retard.

>>48411966
Same desu. It motivated me to do my reps.

>>48411802
Would

>>48412287
Gura definitely deserves stomach pain, if that's what you're trying to say.

>>48412549
Tasty butt.

>>48412605
I want gura to eat some beans and jumble her tummy till she toots.

>>48412605
actually he wanted to say anaus pain

>people believe her latest lies

>>48412849
You already won mr anti, please leave us alone now

>>48412849
Only idiots.

>>48412552

>>48413038
tits too big

>>48410948
I want to play the bongos on her tummy

>>48413038
Would

>>48413069
Gura is so thirsty for booba that I don't believe it's possible for tits to be too big, unless people are claiming that booba Gura is Gura, which is obviously false.

>>48412849
If I disassociated from reality as much as you do, I'd probably think every thing is a lie too.

>>48413185
Gura is straight. Extremely so.

>>48413147

>>48413276
post your rarest george

>>48413203
If you think the way she treats her fans is how people show they care about you, then I feel worse for you than I have for anyone else in a very long time.

>>48413306
>>48409598

>>48413293

>>48413276
>>48413406
Would

Haven't looked at this artist in a while, apparently Ina is living with Gura and raising catshark Guras. That's pretty hot.

>>48413573
amogus

>>48413573
I love that they draw cute and wholesome takosame as well as incredibly lewd ones too.

>>48413573
Is this the same artist who draws futa gura fucking ina?

>>48413635
____ඞ____

>>48413565

>>48413748
Would

>gotta practice my drum chops!!
What did Gura mean by this?

>>48413841

>>48413977
IN YOUR DREAM FATFUCK LMAO

>G-GURA LIED!!! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!!
I missed when antis put more effort

>>48414010
Gura puts in more effort than they do.

>>48413953
sponsored Rock Band stream w/handcam

Member post hit a couple minutes before I clocked in for work. Can't say I'm happy, but I am at least glad she did that. I think I'd be outright menheraposting if she'd just the whole thing slide by silently again. Unrelated but I walked into my coworker talking to a box of english cucumbers. I thought he had airpods in or something, that he was onthe phone and slacking, but he didn't notice me so I did some rubbernecking and no, nothing. Just having a conversation with some veggies for about three minutes.

>>48413977
Would NOT NICE TRY FATFUCK LMFAO

>>48414073
Your coworker sounds based as fuck.

>>48413977
Fatfuck...

How about me? Would you?

>>48414010
Who would I believe more Gura or random fag #50 in an arts and crafts forum?

>>48413977
Would Consume

>>48414152
Use your flat head as a table? Yeah.

>>48414152
Cut down on the algae wafers fatfuck. You're getting pretty wide.

would?

>>48414216
mating press, pronebone, piledriver, sumata, chokeslam, handholding

>>48413203
lies are a form of showing love
this is how she shows her love to us

>>48414216
Overwhelmingly

>>48414054
sure she does, where's the results of that effort? one song in 3 years?

What time is the stream tomorrow? Did you guys enjoy today's stream?

>>48414298
The Calli Covers she did have been fucking amazing, so idk man.

I'm sleepy

>>48414298
I'd say that's a whole lot better than the schizo's effort amounting to dream's fucking cat.

I love gura btw

>>48414298
Gura: Concerts, Appearances, Covers, and Collab Ori Songs

(you): .......

>>48414375

>>48413977
>>48414152
Would

>>48414348
I just realized that Ina's putting the helmet on...

Well?

>>48414425
cumbud no...............

>>48414425
NICE TRY FATFUCK BUT I SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS LMAO

>>48414375
Let's be honest, he posted the cat because he wanted to fuck it

>>48414558
goob morning

>>48414558
goob nite bud

>>48414425
That only count as masturbate fatfuck...

>>48414379
Everything that other members manage to do and stream as well

>>48414437
Ina took very good care of my daughterwife when she was in Japan.

>>48414558
Oyasame

I'm watching Youtube videos about space and time again

Saruman the stinky

>>48414992
Ogey what have you learned?

>>48414010
Who are you quoting?

>>48414257
Then she should end up like how Ai did.

>>48415380
I reaffirmed that all we know as a species means nothing and that space and time is super fucking interesting!
I like watching stuff like this in the middle of the night.

Lmao. So the new cope is that Gura has had more concerts and songs as a member of hololive than the amount of concerts anons have had here, so therefore she works harder than anyone here and definitely isn't a liar.
Why are SEA so bad with forming logically sound arguments? I'm being serious. It always seems one of them makes a retarded leap in logic like this and then half a dozen other ones agree with him. Are they mostly kids?

how would falling unconscious at random impede your own ability to do your jobs anons?

>>48415784
I would fall asleep on my chair, wake up and get back to programming.

>>48415728
Sounds like something that would put me to aleep

Gura should do a read-a-long of Storm of Steel (non-censored version). Maybe a "thoughts on" post reading segment too.

>>48415784
That's not what she has. She at least has her syncope under control enough to travel internationally and sing and dance. Try again, retard.