/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will still send her a sc thanking Faufau for being my mommy

>>48335462
Same as last year. Maybe she feels guilty for getting mommy SCs

>>48336234
Wholesome.

>>48335462
she'll make up for it

>>48335462
It's fine, mommy needs to rest!

>>48335462
It hurts, but I'll suffer for Mommy. Her happiness is more important than mine, and mine is rooted in hers anyway.

uuuuu

Be strong brothers. Through jolly cooperation we will make it through.

>>48335462
Mommy what about my boner…..

>>48357020
Mother's Day handjob!

>>48335462
You need therapy. Call your real mother for mother's day.

>>48357020
We have to provide our own this year, but it will go fine, Mommy has taught us well after all!
>>48356959
Amen

>>48335462
she's gonna be a mommy to her daddy ;^)

>>48335462
cause she's gonna be having sex with her real mother

>>48335462
March the 8th?

>>48360935
The date varies a lot by country, only some countries merge it with women's day. Most cunts, including Clapistan put it in the middle of May.

>>48360048
yeah, me

>>48335462
No please no

will saplings need some love on mothers day?

>>48367819
it would be a shame for them to be all alone though..

>>48367853
your right. i will be the one to comfort them if they are feeling lonely

>>48335462
She will be spending time with her son, me.

>>48367943
Were you allowed to eat meat growing up?

>>48368016
I was raised by my mom's girlfriend Gawr Gura, so yes.

>takes break on mothers day
>streams twice on valentines day even though it's her break day
mommyfags losing, wifechads winning

>>48335462
It's okay she'll be back with new siblings

>>48335462
mio is taking mothers day off this year?

>Sapling without mother on mother's day
>becomes mother

become a mother to the saplings.

>>48376437
>become Fauna
i see no problem here

>>48376437
>>48377567
/become/ green wamy

nice. a good moment to eat some saplings while she's away...

>>48356959
Jesus Christ

>>48379189
Wait. Don't! Saplings are not part of a balanced breakfast! We do not contain any essential nutrients a Vtuber needs to grow up to be healthy and strong!
Not even seed oils!

>>48383394
just a bite couldn't hurt, as a snack.

>>48383943
I melted on the ground. I'm too gross now! Ah, darn. That's how it goes sometimes.

Has Fauna talked about playing the CouncilRyS rpg?
I've thought it's kinda weird that they got their own RPG but only two of them actually went and played it on stream.

>>48384385
you know, melted food isn't that bad when you consider things in a wider scale, some people would still eat it.

>>48384584
Yeah but if you don't eat the sapling they have more opportunities to populate. Then you have MORE Saplings!
Besides we're green, have spikes on our head and are mostly made of water. You wouldn't eat a cactus would you?

I


MISSU


FAUNA

>>48386019
i've waited long enough already!
and don't worry about the details. there are ways to prepare cactus dishes. with a bit of prepwork, some delicious sapling cuisine will sate my hunger just fine as well...

>>48390516
Faufau isn't here to protect me and I'm a god damn plant. Mobility is low.
You...you leave me no choice. I'll throw these pills into whatever dish you make. I'll rocket out of your ass before I can be digested!

>>48367819
>>48367853
>>48367894
Saplings need love every day

>>48335462
the kids and I need to take out their mommy. so she won't be streaming.

>>48376437
How long does it take a sapling to gestate

>>48376437
>>48390713
>Sapling without mother on father's day
>is forced to turn others in to mothers

>>48390683
that's the fuckin' spirit! i love taking a good shit, too!