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LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE SHU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL SHU YAMINO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR SHU. LOVE. LOVE.

>>48306673
beautiful luca

wuca love! animal crossing today!! i had another weird dream about luca, maybe i should start taking melatonin...

>>48306926
i love you copypasta yaminion

I didn't know that main would be annoying about people like otome and yume stuff I saw nice conversations before now people just are rude...

bye bye mysta

>>48307627
Wait is he gonna visit people's islands I'll watch then...

>>48308006
i don't think so? it's his first time playing ever so he might but he doesn't even have his own island or anything yet

>>48307947
there is one schizo mindbroke by enna kyo off collab for half year now. use filters and hide posts. kuroba ex & 4chanX are free

>>48307947
it's burger hours, don't ever bring that topic up around this time. don't bring up ships around this time either, fujos dominate that thread at this time especially that one kindred who shitposts.

>>48307947
weren't they mostly just discussing why there isn't much yume fancontent? aside from a few shitposters but that's how main always is

>>48307947
>>48308143
>>48308555
It's my fault, I shouldn't have replied to posts or talked about it at all. I shouldn't have let myself get angry and upset. Sorry you had to see that.

>>48308555
I must be talking about the troll people then because one guy literally say to just go out on a real date..

>>48308720
you're okay anon, no need to apologize.

>>48308720
You didn't do anything I'm just talking about the guys who are disrespectful they cannot like it but complain about the girls... also esl mystake she is nice but don't know why she get upset because people want them to va that dating sim...

>>48308720
it's okay we all get emotional over things we care about sometimes, just might be easier to talk about that stuff in this thread next time instead of the dumpster fire that is main

>>48308075
Yeah you're right I'll still watch though since he will have fun..

>>48308075
He can't use the airport until it unlocks, so if it's his first time playing he won't be able to unless he messes with his switch's clock

>>48308970
he will! i hope he will anyways if he likes minecraft

>>48308794
Thank you. I just don't wanna people to get the impression that all yumes do is whine because of me. I don't even hate fujos or anything, I just wanted to share that I wanted more stuff of what made me personally happy.

>>48308908
Yeah, I think there were definitely a few anons who were just responding to me and posting stuff about yumes to make me even angrier. I just let the ESL Mystake be, I knew there was no reasoning with her.

>>48308942
Yeah, I know anons there tend to take it to extremes, and I guess I got ahead of myself and acted the part. It's like it happened all at once.

shu will very soon but a baby inside me

>>48309125
I think most of us here have had anons talking shit get to us at least once. Just take a breath.

I don't often dream about vtubers but when I do Mysta found my dildo collection and proceeds to tell everyone in our suspiciously large condo and vox holds each one in front of my face and laughs at me until I wake up mortified and grateful my oshi did not see that

>>48309621
how big is your dildo collection anon that mysta and vox could do that

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Nijipuppet Goods releases April 28: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1647804645203673088?s=20
2.0 merch releases April 30: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1651785809182490624
Shu Bday Merch Releases May 1: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1650697387814572033
Mysta and Alban at Sutera Anime Fest (malaysia) May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Outfit status: 5 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Sakura Bloom
Get Well VP
Vox Bday

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOxhJdmc5s
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329
Vox Outfit Lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ufF-hkIFk

>>48309621
Sounds like a doujin

DEMON LOVE
DEMON SEX

>>48309509
I have. I've stopped crying for the most part. Now I just feel ashamed. Sometimes I really hope the rrats here that the livers visit these threads isn't true. I hate the idea of Ike ever seeing an anon who calls themselves a fan of him acting the way I've had.

>>48310000
don't think that way quilldren, just breathe. i've thought the same in the past but you're not doing anything wrong. if anything, it just shows how much you love him to care that much.

>>48310163
Yeah. I've got my breathing back to normal now. My brain is still all over the place, but I'm mostly stable again. I just wouldn't want him to feel turned away from doing certain things or interacting with fans because of people like me, but I guess you're also right there, I do love him and care about him a lot. I'd hope he'd be able to see that instead of whatever schizo moments I have. Thank you Lucub.

>>48309125
Yeah I was the one arguing with esl mystake, it felt like I was talking in circles with her just going it's cringe and my oshi won't like it. I just let it be since it might be a language barrier thing or she's just confused otherwise I would've told any other anon to go kill themselves already

>>48310549
Never forget, if someone wants to argue with you on this site you can always type your response and then delete it. Like a letter you never send! Then you got the feelings out but the matter can end there.

>>48309125
Yeah I just get tired of people who talk about stuff they don't understand I'm sure they have things they enjoy and might feel the same way as the people there making fun of..

>>48310922
That's true, I've done that a couple times before with other things and it's helped somewhat. I just kept responding without thinking in the moment and let it get to me to the point where I felt like I had to respond. I'll try to remember this in the future because it definitely was not worth it.

>>48310549
>>48310922 This anon is correct. Better yet, step away from this site. Although after a while you can better tell the shitters apart from someone being more genuine

Come on anons you should only reply when you're having fun! We're all anonymous here nobody has power over you, if they piss you off don't reply!

>>48311322
thumbnail looks like he has a little yellow mustache

>>48311322
rationality gets thrown out the window sometimes when someone is shitposting about your oshi and you're already having a bad day.

>>48311322
what the fuck is that in his mouth. piss?

>>48311201
You have a point. Things just blurred in my head for me. I was trying to respond with my genuine feelings at first, hoping to have some sort of conversation at least, but I let myself get too angry and carried away. I know this site isn't exactly the best, but I am kinda fond with it, in the way that fast food is technically bad for you, but you still end up getting it anyways because you still like it. It's the only other place beside Twitter where I can talk freely about VTubers like this, and it's the only place where I feel like I can truly express my feelings. I do try to limit myself, though, and lurk most of the time.

>>48311322
You're right! I'm just very dumb. Thank you for the wisdom and cute cowboy Hex.

>>48311442
its wheat, you know because he's a cowboy baby

>>48311440
I understand that, I have bad days as well. I usually just shitpost back at them.
>>48311442
It's wheat silly! He's a cowboy
>>48311479
Stay strong quilldren, and remember you can always shitpost back

Would anons like to see a little kitten to cheer up?

>>48311924
ill accept photos of a little kitten at all hours

>>48307627
i also had a weird dream about Luca today...i dreamt that he started posting his schedule in video format, like he would record a 5 minute video of him just explaining what he was going to do every day of the week. and in my dream i wanted to talk about it but i couldn't find this thread... anyways i hope he has fun with animal crossing

>>48311924
I'd like that very much.

>>48311993

>>48312090
wait that's cute, i would like that.. my dream was just about hanging out with him on the beach pier then we saw an old family friend who had a crush on me then they started arguing with each other over who knew me better while luca just kept gripping my waist tighter.

>>48312156
This is him using the litter box for the first time!

>>48312181
>>48312299
he's just a little guy! so cute

>>48312181
>>48312299
He's just a fuzzy ball of orange, so cute... What a big boy, using the littler box! I'm so proud of him.

>>48312400
>>48312405
He really is just a tiny little guy, here have another one. I love sharing his pictures he's adorable

>>48311322
All my Hexes live in Texas...

>>48312494
i will protect this kitten with my life

not even shu will escape
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1652005232451125252

>>48312494
I loooooove nemmen cat/dog sharing hours WHAT A CUTIE!

>>48312494
I love how every time I've seen him he has his eyes closed, like he's perpetually sleeping. Being so small must be a lot of work.

>>48312795
He sleeps 20 hours a day, being a kitten is hard work

>>48312911
he's so cute, please pet him a lot for me

>>48313165
I will definitely give him lots of pets!

cute husband

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! I still find it funny that there were ESLs genuinely confused under the tweet picrel was inspired by... sonny was my dad before it was cool
Anyways I'm excited for hades tonight

Please give this wandering demon some food, absolutely nothing bad will happen if you get too close to him. He needs nutrients to grow his horns back!

>>48315696

>>48315696
i'll give him a knuckle sandwich

>>48317025
Don't be mean! He just got thrown out of hell, he needs all the help he can get!

>>48317236
ok i will finger him instead

Can't stop thinking about my cute husband. I love it when he purrs, he's been doing it so much lately, which means he's been really happy! I hope he can play the star wars game without it shitting itself

>>48312299
he looks like hes being served to me on a little cafeteria tin, cute

>>48318251
Go for it, he needs the sexual practice for later

i dont look at main too often and i wasnt here for the spiff but patpat quilldren, ive gotten unproudly angry over stupid shit before, it happens to all of us.

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

ikeakuma based on today's collab https://twitter.com/Deez_Km_/status/1652057168747859976?s=20

i can't watch renkyo collabs but the art they get after...hng

Fat cat

i'm looking forward to the pio/aster collab but i don't know why

>>48321184
it will either be surprisingly kino or the most awkward collabs

>>48318408
I love star wars I hope he enjoy

I'm reading Lkyt right now, and this purple autist reminds me of Shu.

>>48321184
I am too, but because I want to see Aster struggling to keep up with anything and everything he says

>>48321333
i don't think i'm schizo but i remember them banthering in some collab? it was cute

>>48322177
funniest way to start a sentence but yeah i remember they have too, i dont remember which collab since theyve been in 3 together?

>>48295497
Archive VOD needed or teamup missing something? Sorry for the delay, was asleep.

>>48321699
Oooh is it good so far? I saw the announcement of it coming out but didn't commit to reading it yet, the white-haired guy seems interesting though. But if this one has the autism I will be easily swayed... Is the writing okay?

>>48321699
Is it because of how he acts or his look?

I MISS WIFE

>>48322680
I'm only 3 hours in, but the story is pretty interesting. And it takes itself much more seriously than No, thank you. (not that I dislike nty)
The boys are all really fucking cute too.
>>48322716
Mostly acts. He's really sweet, but he's also really oblivious when it comes to romance. The ponytail also reminds me of how artists used to draw Shu before the 2.0.

>>48323667
Okay, well, I know what I am doing tomorrow, thank you! I like that the boys are sweet, not that rare all things considered but it *feels* like it is, for some reason. Hope the gore is delicious too. And that there's maybe more of it than in Room no9.

>>48321699
>Lkyt
since wife talked about it i've been meaning to read it but i still have to finish orv

>>48322438
maybe it was the first one

>>48324121
i think their first collab was xsoleil and iluna collab? maybe i forget

no pio don't play league aieee

The collab of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYm18HKVtog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODRz5MTSxLA

Sorry for being a doxxfag, but I had to share my experience.
I saw Shu Yamino at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of chips in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly (tskr).

>>48325101
i havent seen this shitpost copypasta in a while

>>48325101
I was about to get mad but you got me, pretty good

remember when aster would barely collab with iluna? look where he's now

>>48325220
collabing with xsoleil, its not as awkward as i thought it would be

aster will go insane at this point

Aster used to talk about how he had big things and projects and such planned for the near future and I haven't really seen anything yet? This was back when he was grinding for Masters

>>48325506
he has things in the work that he's shown previews of but that's it

pio your screen......

>>48325101
> (tskr).
made it

>>48325713
he's so blissfully unaware, my autistic bf

cute uki

Uki is a real one

theyre cute together

uki in 30 min eating glass

>>48326942
5 min* actually

crunch crunch uki time
https://youtu.be/yvcyt3MMlos

>Uki chastising you for being homophobic and stepping on your balls with his boots

the finger glove is back

i want edible crystals now, these look good

uki eating 5 year old smegma

>>48328222
They look pretty but they are like 90% sugar, very sweet, not for everyone

>>48328428
i love sugar

>>48328222
You can make them it's pretty easy, it's just agar and water with some favourings. The cracked crystal texture is from leaving it out to dry

>>48328531
Here's the base recipe if you want to try it out, the nonfancy version is just squares but you can make it into crystal shapes.
http://cookingrecipekh.blogspot.com/2016/06/crispy-jelly-thai-dessert-woon-krob.html?m=1

>>48328582
>>48328789
thank you!

uki killed mysta.....

>>48328925
Good luck with your cooking. Show us the results if you ever decide to make some!

uki is so cute

I know I keep being off topic but I want to share my cat again he's just too cute

>>48330447
i'm going to eat him so cute

>>48330447
stinky cat

uki is going to cum to these crystals

i feel like i just came inside uki

>>48330759
JO crystals

The son has risen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmghfwVwEk

>>48330520
No!!! Don't eat him
>>48330689
He is stinky we just gave him a bath yesterday

auburn love !

>>48330447
i want to put him in my mouth !!!!!

It kind of looks like quartz

>>48330964
Why do you guys all want to eat him!!

>bathroom freshner
what a flavor

wait milrod is still playing banban tomorrow? well time to wake up earlier then

I'm in Uki's walls, in fact I'm raming his walls

praise be to a sonny stream thats not in the dead of night for me!

sonny's intro makes me think it's 7AM

>>48331197
Don't you ever want to eat those urinal cakes in the bathroom, everytime I look at them I contemplate taking a bite

ike rabu
it feels weird watching sonny while the sun is still out

>>48331585
n-no.. they never look good

sonny needs to stop sounding so rapeable

>>48331718
nom nom nom

>>48331877
yucky.. the blue ones look semi tasty

>>48331585
nta but since i was a kid i always feel like eating those small things made of plastic or clear glass because they look like gummies or jello

>>48331986
oh these look fucking good

sonny you need to choose the gay route you NEED to pipe down thanatos

>>48331986
What are those...the look good

>>48332230
https://rover-education.com/product/translucent-color-cubes-set-100pcs/
whatever this thing is i need to put it in my mouth

>>48332433
It's a kids toy??? That's remarkably ill designed, has nobody choked on it before?

>>48331986
i feel you, there's these jelly soil replacement that people use to put on plants and i thought they'd taste like popping boba. i wanted to eat one so bad.

>>48332080
It takes so fucking long to romance him, though.

byee byee uki

>>48332556
i will be the first
>>48332574
i used to bite these orbeez and spit them out later

>>48332574
I ALWAYS WANT TO EAT THESE

>>48332588
the bussy is worth it

>>48332727
Greek bussy>>>

>>48332574
I always wanted to eat orbeez, those moisture pack things that had little balls in them also looked tempting. It's a miracle I didn't die as a child from ingesting poison

>>48332980
i will rape my cute greek husband shu!

sonny you fat fuck

>>48333594
What’d he do

>>48333902
mogu mogu on stream

>>48333594
Hey, how many calories can a lozenge have...

>>48334045
Like 10-20 per piece, it's mostly sugar unless you have the sugar free version then probably about 5

luca waiting room doko, i was looking forward to animal crossing..

I'd fucking drink the hell out of this

>>48334543
the pine ones slaps

Luca hates us...

oh shit the new jp wave debut is tonight

>>48335838
did they get any hype? i don't think i've seen any talk of them i saw predebut fanart for the last wave from the fan artists i follow but nothing for this one

>>48336401
hm I didn't see anything but in my case it's because i don't follow many people who talk about the jp boys at all..either way i'm excited for their debuts even if i don't know jp at all

>>48334833
How do you know...

>>48336401
i think i seen a bit more for the two vta grads but i also haven't been looking too hard for them this time.

>>48335838
Is Chihaya one of the new members?

>>48334543
Fabuloso's better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIHbbH2qrnU
1st boy's up, i think he's the assassin

https://youtube.com/live/oIHbbH2qrnU Kagetsu

no lore video, just an apex montage. sasuga new gamer wave

voice sex

https://twitter.com/CW_TAIWAN/status/1652145847176683520
vox, shu and mysta will be guests at this con

Just masturbated while thinking about Sonny passing on Alban as punishment for being a whore with his chat while Alban cried and begged him not to (despite being hard) and sonnyban might be basic but it really does hit certain spots when it's in a lewd context. I will now start watching the debut relay satisfied.

his hair reminds me of komaeda

drags his s in this weird sexy way and raps? thats cool!

>>48339754
*pissing, fuck

>>48340450
kek i thought you meant passing him around like a whore

>>48340564
Nope I was phone posting from my bed before getting up to watch the new boys on my PC and my phone doesn't realise I have a piss kink and autocorrected me. However Alban being passed around is nice too.

This new boy's design is really really cuuuute

luca waiting room up

>>48339754
Sonnyban is basic only if you don't add incest and a power imbalance into it

>>48339396
Really going easy on the JP waves while EN is breaking their backs in trying to come up with creative lores.

>>48341382
shipping sonnyban without incest should be a crime

>>48341382
i feel bad for shippers who ship them without those aspects.... it's the best part of the ship

why he ourple debut
https://www.youtube.com/live/e1L876_SiEU?feature=share

>>48341491

wait he has tentacles?

>>48341790
They're the purpose of shipping it for me. I like to add in Alban acting like a little boy during sex too

>>48341963
this is like when i was looking up thorki porn on ao3 and someone wrote them not related....WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

tentacles and a cute little monster that moves along with him

riku......our monster boys.......doko.........

Please tell me someone is archiving Kyo's stream right now I'm on my knees I'm begging

>>48342435
sorry anon i'd help but i'm not at home.... i'm sure our usual anon will have it archived

>takoyaki
n-no.........................

>>48342575
I'm not at home either...
And thank you anon, I hope that's the case!

>>48341963
>i don't write anything related to incest or pedophilia.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself NOW

tentacle boy is pretty cool and dropping a whole album on debut is impressive

>>48341963
>20-21
>Not 12-20
Ew

>>48341323
HE NEEDS CORRECTION

>niji shorts with wife's shitty drawings
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL ME KILL ME I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2OvdoAbtNg
samurai guy

i'm going to kill that faggot cat

>>48343927
aruban..

>>48343927

LUCA WUCA ON THE MOTHERFUCKING TELLY

my husband is playing animal crossing! he said he was sick so it's late but you could've at least just made the waiting room earlier..
https://youtu.be/YXhFAJfqAFg
https://youtu.be/YXhFAJfqAFg

>>48342435
It's still up, were you worried it was going to go private?

>>48344979
If he doesn't stop getting sick I'll shove vitamins in his mouth!

>>48345072
at this point, i don't think he's sick. sometimes i think he just needs to go to the bathroom before kek

>>48344986
Yeah! And I wanted to make sure someone else was archiving it just in case

>>48345173
I do know people that just have shit immune systems, and if he's as busy as he's saying I can see him not taking care of himself as well as he should.

And if he got bathroom troubles he needs to get prunes, he is in his 70s!

>>48345535
70 year old man... it's always his head and stomach most of the time because he for some reason doesn't take medicine like tylenol because he thought it's bad

>>48345797
He can lay his sweet silly head on our collective naps

last twink debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXSc32j4meE

is that the naruto opening

YES ANOTHER JP SINGER LETS GO

>>48345907
he can, i will pat his head to sleep

he looks like that dog from genshin, the one getting bbc

luca stop talking about the antichrist

NOOK? like homestuck troll pussy???? kek

new boys are fun. too bad im always falling behind in jp streams but i'll watch something them if they do something interesting in the future

Futa Kyo x Ren
https://files.catbox.moe/3t5mhv.jpg

another one for news kindred to add
>>48339546

he hates the bird

what the fuck that does not sound like luca

I love penis land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3HgyUqw2FM

ver karaoke rebroadcast later. he never posted about it

>cant be a wife for a job
luca doesnt believe in housewives

>>48351019
Fuuchan....

yashiro talking about wanting to host a proseka en vs jp tournament one day. saying he needs alban to up his proseka playtime by 3x to make up for the power imbalance (?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sw7cW-m6o

>>48351653
alban's now getting harassed by jp ojisan...!

>>48352030
sexcat can't be stopped.....

>>48351653
I agree with Yashiro but instead of because of the tourney, it's because I find his proseka streams relaxing

>>48344986
I was correct he did private the vod

>>48352859
i'm glad i'm not the only one.....i've been missing the proseka streams lately, it's nice to see him focused....

Guys, I bit a canker sore really hard, and now I can't stop bleeding.

Otsonny!! Okaeri! I'd feel bad for him regretting scheduling an early stream if he hadn't been gone for another week but felt fine enough to stay up late playing games, wakey wakey~ [banging pots and pans]... all said mostly in jest, I know it was largely out of his control and it's good to have him back. ...Now that I've gotten my obligatory menhera mom moment out of the way, he talked about wanting to play Hades some time ago so it's cool that he's finally gotten around to starting it. That being said, somehow I can't help but feel like it's a little more than he bargained for. I'm sure him showing up to stream 65% awake wasn't helping him process the sometimes verbose dialogue that characters would throw at him. Even if he's kind of retarded though, I still had fun in today's stream! My knowledge of hades is also fairly limited, so I enjoyed experiencing it with him as he attempted to escape the underworld (although unfortunately that means I can't offer much commentary on his runs). Roguelikes do go quite well with his retardedly stubborn determination, huh? Especially when he's completely loyal to KBM despite chat's ever-present insistence that controller is the easier option. I think the boons were really tripping him up at first, but he slowly started to figure out the kinds of upgrades he could get from each god and which ones he liked best. Trippy shot and divine dash are goated fr, though he skipped a number of high risk, high reward boons from Chaos that would have made things more interesting... maybe next time, yeah? Also certainly didn't feel like he was trying to put up a front today... he seemed only marginally interested in the actual plot of the game, skipping dialogue at times (to chat's dismay) in favor of going straight for more runs. I mostly just found this funny though, especially when he didn't hide his disdain for some of the characters such as hypnos— I think he may have been most fond of charon (i.e the shopkeeper that just groans). Feels like the most both of us got from the story so far is "something something Zagreus' dad hates him, must go find real mother" KEK. Someone posted that he was playing this game like a woman and that did make me laugh... I'd say he kinda sucked at it but getting assraped for the first few hours is just the roguelike experience so I'll cut him some slack. I do find it somewhat funny how he got lucky beating meg in his first couple runs, and got filtered by her from then on, with around four-ish deaths to her in a row before he finally got her again. Somehow, I have a feeling sonny will not be gifting her any nectar, but you never know. All in all, he did 10 runs today, making it to the bone hydra on the last one but not quite beating it. Next time for sure! I'd wished he stayed a little bit longer afterwards to give more of his thoughts on the game... he seems to have fun with the combat (even if there are a handful of enemies so far he really dislikes running into), and while it's clear he's not quite as into the story as he could be I again do think the heaps of dialogue were just going in one ear and out the other with how tired he was. Morning voice WAS pretty nice to listen to though. Well, I can't put words in his mouth but I do hope he liked the game and comes back to it soon. The visuals are definitely pretty and there's some great music, so it's a decently fun game to watch. I want to see him get better at it! Also happy he's feeling mostly better even if he still sounds kind of congested. Stream for sure tomorrow, fingers crossed for okami but I'll of course take anything. Next week is up in the air but at least he has plans... hopefully they don't fall through again. Thanks for a fun stream taichou, please keep resting your throat and have a good rest of your evening! o7

>>48354727
otsonny kadet! o7

AC is a good zatsu game

https://twitter.com/__miaomeow__/status/1652181348243714049
Doppio is the only one who can make League seem fun, and that's saying something.

>>48353949
pat pat.....gargling salt water might make the sore go away...hope you feel better soon

where are you whore

:o alban will try and get the rest of nso endings in 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zheAkS9PdtA

live

rape

>>48352869
Upload is slow but it's coming!

>>48360533
I would step on him I'm sorry

Vox died from the caviar

>>48342435
>>48352869
Here! https://gofile.io/d/sZEnwL

Demon live

It's a rush hour train, people pressed up against each other like sardines, shoving past each other desperately as they fight their way to the door at each station. A man? Boy? Gets on, trying to move himself as far away from the doors as possible. He must have a lot of stops before getting off. Your eyes can't be torn from his cute face and his soft body. As people move around at the next station you manage to make your way over to him, body pressing up against his as more people shove their way onto the train.
You don't usually do this, so your hand shakes slightly as you reach put to grope at his ass. A small gasp leaves him but he doesn't move. You take it as an invitation, moving your hand up under his shirt and snaking it around to find one of his nipples. They must be sensitive because as you toy with it, he whimpers audibly. If people are watching they're certainly not stopping you. You other hand reaches for the front of his pants and it surprises you when you feel that he's slightly hard. Is he some sick bastard too and is getting off on this? Grinding against his ass you start to rub his cock through his pants, enjoying it growing harder and hotter as you do. What a fucking slut. You lean forward to whisper in his ear and tell him as much and he clasps a hand to his lips to conceal a moan.
As the train announcer calls your stop coming next you speed up your hand, hoping to hear him cum before the train arrives at your stop. He gets louder and louder, completely obvious about the fact he's getting off until the train comes to a stop and sadly, you have to fight your way to the door. Though as you start going down the escalator you feel a tap on your shoulder. Turning around you see mismatched eyes looking at you, cheeks flushed and a cheeky expression on his lips.
>If you wanna finish up I'll give you a discount, just ¥4000
You roll your eyes because of course he's an actual whore if he reacted like that but you can't turn it down, grabbing his hand you drag him through the gate and to the nearest love hotel.

>>48306697
>>48361975
Reader/Alban, Chikan, Prostitution

thank you fanfic takaradachi TwT this is really good.....
>¥4000
alban why are you so cheap you dumb whore....

>>48361975
>¥4000
>a discount
he has so many stds that he thinks he's immune to them now, i know you like him with stds but come on, 4k should be the full price for a diseased whore like him thank you for the food though

>>48362128
>>48362164
The disparity between these replies is great. I personally would pay up to 100k/hr for him because he's the sole target of my sexuality right now but Alban is also a cheap whore and degenerate willing to discount that even more if it means he gets off.

Vox is 2 years old

Aww demon, it’s alright

HAH

I’m gonna be real with him I barely noticed, I just thought he was more focused sometimes and more of a goof some other times

Demon aaagh please no….

>>48361331
>>48360850
Anon... Anon listen to me, given the chance to do so, I would die for you. Thank you so much

>>48361331
Now I wish I didn't see that clip I feel my energy lost...

i miss my wife

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zheAkS9PdtA

he wants to go for all endings....is he starting from scratch?

I hope that drama cd idea comes true, I would want that really badly

IF NIJI LET HIM BE ON DLSITE WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM

alban......

alban will never get any other endings at this point.....

>>48365112
The only ending he's allowed is the nymphomaniac one

I’m honestly ok with the direction vox is talking about, I know that his first year might not be forgotten by the wider community but he should focus on how his fans would want some stuff to be private. I really like the member’s asmrs for that reason, they feel like private spaces where we can say whatever and it can’t really leak out.

>>48365185
stupid whore

Cute demon saw his own billboard!

what the fuck is going on

please do another asmr alban

Alban next week:
>sexy stream
>breakdown stream
>asmr stream

Seeya soon demon, good talk overall

>>48365648
nice an alban schedule

alban...

why the fuck is he playing a FOTM game from last year

Topkek

>>48366251
he's trying to get the other endings

Demon live again

>>48366251
He's just like the MC

we know you just like being fucked stupid whore

kek

Alban kinda addressed his chat and complainers and said people don't know shit. Lmao

>>48366824
Fucking slut

>>48363958
Don't stress about that tiny bump within a big collab. It was already addressed and sorted, there's nothing to be concerned about.

needy whore

This whore

there's so many endings.....

i honestly don't get it alban

>>48355850
yeah I don't know how he does it..even I was enjoying it. piochan LOVE!

Luca playing Tears of the Kingdom for a week has got to be the best worst thing ever... I can't watch it because I'm going to be so deep playing it, but I'm so excited! I loved Breath of the Wild so very deeply.

Hope everyone is feeling uplifted and more impassioned with NijIEN now that most of the guys are back. Looking forward to Pio's Minecraft this evening. Aster has a curious ASMR planned too. Shu soon!
I also saw snakeanon is helping other threads make entries for that wwe thing. His autistic love for wrestling cannot be stopped.

STOP PLAYING MILORD IT'S GOING TO SPELL A SLUR

>>48368429
when he said that i thought of wife who said the same thing weeks ago....

>>48366724
What did he say? I can't watch the stream rn...

I hate "announcements". They stress me out so much. Hurry Hex so I can move on!

Reminder for teamupanon

is he going to try get all the endings.....i'm so sleepy.....

milord................

thank you for the rebroadcast ver. i know your break just started so maybe in a week or two you'll be more absent as you get closer to exams, but i appreciate all the effort from the newest parody you did, voice tweets, and karaoke.

can mysta even understand japanese

bye bye demon

kyo's japanese...................

>>48370863
It's cute to me TOT

bye alban.....thank you for the stream ! it was pretty fun to see more endings for this game. hope you stay happy and heathy always and forever !

i wish they invited piochan

SHU AND MYSTA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

piochan was so cute in the tetris tournament, im sure jp would love him

what the fuck is wrong with shu

One day, while Yaminion was masterbating, and Shu Pape, got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched Yaminion as he stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Yaminion, which startled him and cause him to pee all over the floor; And on Shu Pape too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever. Shu Pape said, “Yaminion-dono!! I’m alive, and I want to be….. Inside of you!!” Yaminion said, “Oh Shu-Chan, I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Shu Pape grabbed a bunch of flavored lube, and rubbed it all over his head. Yaminion exclaimed, “Oh my!! It’s banana flavored lube, banana is myyyy favorite!” Shu Pape then stuffed his head up into Yaminion’s tight ass. The other luxnoc plushies in the room watched intently as Shu Pape shoved his head back and forth, into Yaminion’s nice ass; Continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other plushies also became so…. Aroused, and they all gathered around Shu Pape and Yaminion, and started to urinate all over them, and they started to masterbait. Yaminion exclaimed, “Oh my goodness, Shu-Chan! You’re churning my insides up so well! Your plush nose is stimulating my prostate!! Oh, yes Yaminion!!” All the other plushies became SO aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Shu Pape completely inside Yaminion’s tight kawaii ass, and they all started to go inside too. All of them wanted to be inside Yaminion’s nice, round ass. Yaminion screeched, “No, wait fellas! My ass cannot hold this much! I’m getting so full!!” All the plushies went inside of poor, squirming Yaminion’s asshole, and just like you could guess, he was pretty much VERY full, and Yaminion died, from having his insides so sexually stimulated. The mother came inside and saw Yaminion, dead, with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus. With a huge belly, fully of sexually deviant luxnoc plushies. The sight disgusted her, or…. Perhaps…. Did it? Only time will tell……

https://twitter.com/miyuh_miyavi/status/1652328798619332608
Womb tattoos guide ft fuuchan

GO MYSTA DO IT

my sides

>>48369885
Thank you!

MYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL YOU DUMB FOX

TENSHI AAAAAAAAAAAA

mysta............................

i wish wife would handle rule breakers like mysta kek

Shu IS a little princess!

>>48372837
Wife is too much of a softie

>>48372837
Those kinds of shitters have been around for a long time. I'm surprised it took this long for him to stop caring and insta ban honestly

>>48366993
Mmm ok... cause I like watching merry and Pippa ik off topic but thank you for assuring me

>>48373542
>pippa

>>48373542
Go look on his twitter.

>>48373542
>>48373713
He might have made a public statement like that, but don't be surprised if Nijisanji distances from him going forward. Said outburst is a brand risk to them. Japanese autisim is unmatched with how petty it can be