/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

I love Gura the most!

>>48333334
Kagura Mea got Aqua into hololive. Aqua inspired Gura to get into hololive.
Basically, Kagura Mea is why we have Gura.

My Goob!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I have an announcement to make!
I love Gura.
That will be all, thank you for listening.

>>48333990
wow that's a naughty underwear you got there gura

BUY CROCKS
EAT HARLIC BREAD

>>48334018
Not as much as I do tho

Be sure to remind Gura that she lied and couldn't even commit to streaming three times this week. Also remind Gura that every other EN member can still stream and put up schedules despite being busy.

GURA DON'T LOOK!

>>48333984
Is that the chick who tossed the used tampons behind someones fridge?

>>48334050
Your words have no power over me

>>48334166

>>48334166
Gura will definitely look at this and rape her

Behave now, chumbuds, last thread was too lewd with all that bbc talk. You're making her uncomfortable.

>>48334166

>>48334179
that fridge being aqua's

>>48334103
Guys, you just have to not trust what gura says, its that simple. That will stop you from feeling bad when she ghosts you. Anytime she talks about streams? Its a 'it would be nice if this happens', not something that's a promise. Dont have expectations with her, she will fail them, its so much easier when you realize she is a deadbeat, and not in a mori-fan way. She isn't a star or your gfe or motivated streamer. she's a lazy sack who puts up a good front but is otherwise not particularly interested in he streaming, nor much motivated, but more interested in the freedom it provides her. She is the Ayame of EN, and we are the Nakiricucks of EN.

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now!

>>48334408
Man women are weird

Gura love!

>>48334456
But they're the same person

>>48334456
> Fuck Gura

sure, I will

>>48334545
retard

>>48334365
>>48334166
Oh nyo

>>48334545
Meds

>>48334329
She can visualize us with bbc during cybersex if that will turn her on more.

>>48334545
Meds

>>48333884
>TikTok
based tiktokchad

>>48334869
So when do we get another?

I'm happy she's streaming this weekend

Sex with a fembud.

>>48334869
>someone finally noticed
took 3 threads

>>48335068
dyrbi? can i laugh at you when you're wrong?

>>48335143
Based tiktokker!

>>48335114
spitroasting a fembud

>>48334514
I really wouldn't use Mea as a standard for women

>>48335114
Eating a fembud

>>48335052
why did she stop again?

I love Gooba!

>>48333357
It's the level of cuckposting that gives them away.
The pajeet is all in on it and probably gets off to it. He is super fucking ESL and makes up shit about her like her becoming an oiran on Cover's behalf while in Japan or having super secret info that he just can't share but you need to believe him. He's admitted he does this to try and get others to come forward with "new info". He baselessly believes her nudes exist and is searching for them like the fucking One Piece. He's your typical curry rapist.

Online status schizo doesn't cuckpost directly and seems like an embittered former fan who wants to shit up the thread. Very emotional. Prone to outbursts. Doesn't lie like the pajeet, but makes retarded assumptions like another person's status means she is online as well.

Online status schizo #2 is new, and I only know there is a second one because the first one seemed happy others were now doing the same thing he was.

There is at least one detailed cuckposter that writes paragraphs about her cucking her fans. Their English is significantly better than the pajeet. It's either someone trolling the thread or they're mind broken by Gura to the point that they think they are helping other anons be set free or something.

That's my analysis on the schizos.

>>48335399
Not as much as I do tho

Frame in 2 hours

>>48335143
i remember when i tried to put it there when it was new, people totally flipped out and split the thread lool

>>48335388
Who knows, HoloEN randomly starts stuff and then abandons it a lot.

>>48334456
I won't pretend that Gabby isn't super cute, but Gura is still the only one for me.

>>48335436
Ok smart ass how about you do an analysis for the ritual posting chumbuds

>>48335499
Oh, okay, I'll stay up then.

>>48335143
someone mentined putting new things in the OP to try and piss people off so it's funnier to pretend to not notice them

>>48335586
You can't reall gleen much info from a ritual post because by its nature, it is the same every time.

>>48335722
bud go to bed, don't do this to yourself

>>48335751
Do an analysis of every poster in this thread. I want to see if I'm in it.

>>48335779
What if Gura suddenly needs a hug like she did during Baldi's Basics? I must stay up in case she wants her chumbies to comfort her.

>>48335751
I can do it for you. Its all made by the one and only real chumbud, the last chumbud who is going to marry Gura, which is me

>>48336068

>>48336068
Yeah me

What is the latest cope for her not streaming?

>>48336243
there isn't one at this point

>>48336243
Breakfast machine.

>>48336243
she said she was super busy with deadlines?

Why does she want it so big?

>>48336311
No more cope? Get the rope!

>>48336439
Children love big things

>>48335848
Asmr lovenest indonesian
Amesame spammer
Chink image spammer > I think this one left.
Ritual posters
Yesbuds
Goomerbuds
Audiobud
Indonesians that say "meds" to everything
A bunch of other retards

>>48336243
Farted too much

>>48336399
Same with the other ENs, yet they still streamed.

>>48336531
Are you the durian fucker schizo?

>>48336243
That she's at her parents', apparently.

>>48336531

>>48333884
Gura, why are you dressed like that? You’re 9782 years old.

>>48336631
I don't care, I respect gura's pace. She's also involved with a lot more promotional stuff than the other girls because of her mascot status. That means tons of useless meetings but that's how corporate works.

>>48336671
That depends. Are you a retarded SEAfaggot that says stupid shit that would warrant me calling you that?

>>48336841
Wow, I found him so easily.

>>48336531
Where's me? I am the last real chumbud

did I miss a durianfucker saga, why would you even fuck a durian of all things

>>48333942
No, I do Bloop.

I'm out of beer

>>48336898
I also can't believe I didn't make the list.

>>48336907
One of the cuckposters likes to sperg out calling everyone a SEAfag.

If Gura graduates one day, and continues to create content outside Hololive, but not as a vtuber, where would we discuss her? She would be offtopic on vt and jp

>>48337156
I don't think anyone would want to discuss it.

>>48337156
We should make a discord or something. It'll be great.

>>48336907
I'm not a cuckposter.
I once called a retarded ESL indonesian a durian fucker for being such a fucking idiot and have been living rent free in his head ever since. Although, I've seen at least one other person use the insult since I originally said it.

>>48337156
there won't be much to discuss since she will produce content a couple of times a year

>>48334329
Didn't she make a bbc joke during that one recent Minecraft stream where she was listing three letter acronyms

I bought a meme gaymer headphone and kinda regret it bud. It's really uncomfortable for my glasses face. Back to logitech I guess.

>>48337252
Nah, from what I observed, you just sperg out calling random people SEAfags like a genuine schizo, and it seems you anti HoloID, particularly Moona.

Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

She hates us

>>48337450
Yeah, Gura

>>48337450
No.

>>48337450
No. I don't even fantasize about having one. It's like the idea of having a girlfriend is something that doesn't exist for me.

>>48337156
>not as a vtuber
She will never show her face to the internet (willingly), if she wasn't in the habit of doing it before she gained 4 million fans and a significant number of schizos she certainly isn't going to do it afterwards. Once she is done with holo expect her to disappear off the internet entirely.

>>48337305
Dunno but I'm sure she was just referring to the illustrious British Broadcasting Corporation.

>>48337426
Get a proper pair of headphones, you won't regret it. If you really need a microphone, just get a desktop mic. Logitech headsets won't even come close to a proper pair of cans. If you want budget, try Philips SHP9500s. If you want to spend a bit more, look into Sennheiser HD650 or Philips Fidelio X3. You will need an amp to properly drive those, though.

>>48336243
She's lazy and hates us. Anyone that tells you otherwise is a liar

>>48337450
nopeyeah, 7 years relationship. she was like Gura but Asian. Flat and short, also a bit of menhera

>>48337433
Lots of people call the ESL anons that post during Jakarta hours, "SEAfags" because calling you ind*gs gets you banned.

>>48337593
She chuckled after realizing what it could mean though

>>48335436
another one you missed popped into my head just now, the guy who constantly vagueposted as if Gura was needling him, specifically, and was convinced she was in here refusing to answer his questions that he never actually asked

>>48337450
No but I've been asked out, and I've had sex before. I'm just a sperg and can't handle a lot of stuff, but apparently I'm pretty good looking.

>>48337708
so did I. WE ARE

>>48337450
No, never.. not even some hand holding.

>>48337673
Gura isn't menhera you normie scum
>>48337788
Based just like me

>>48337433
Moona has a lot of antis nowadays and for good reason. Personally, I don't care about ID, and that includes Moona. I don't watch anyone who collabs with males.

>>48337692
Yeah, but this guy tends to string together smooth-brain and durian fucker and rages extremely hard for many posts.

this thread is more about the people who post in it than it is about gura now

>>48337885
We'll cycle back to Gura sometime soon

Feeding time has turned into a circus after adding these fuckers. That being said I'm still gonna get that shrimp tomorrow.

>>48337885
I mean, this thread is mostly just some angry schizos trying to chase away everyone else for some reason.

>>48336835
Streams are more important than whatever behind the scenes stuff Gura is doing. This should be made clear to Gura and Cover alike.

>>48337617
Thanks, I'll look it up later. I'm not really in dire need of new headphone though.

Any of you buds here want to share a hotel room with me in LA for the concert?

>>48337885
At least they interact with us far more than Gura ever does.

>>48337885
There's no new gura to talk about. There's a total of 10 hrs of gura stream content in the month

>>48338108
I try and convert everyone I can to proper headphones instead of overpriced headsets. The jump in comfort and audio quality is worth it. Philips makes probably the most comfortable headphones I've ever worn, and they're great if you wear glasses/have a big head

Gura Gura

>>48337450
Yes, and thankfully she wasn't an awful, ghosting, and uncaring bitch like Gura is. Could never imagine putting up with that, you'd have to correct her or cut of ties from someone so toxic.

>>48338213
Are you a fembud with good hygiene?

>>48338251
Got any recommendations for asmr? I'm still using my 250ohm dt880s.

>>48337450
I have a wife

>>48338313
Gura is happier spending time with people in her life than streaming . Whether it be family or friends or whatever

>>48338251
I have bose qc 45s. Audiobud sensei, tell me how they're garbage, please.

>>48338103
We already tried to make that clear. The only thing we haven't tried is to have a jp-based chumbud throw a brick, with a note attached to it for yagoo, through one of the windows of Cover hq.

>>48338382
That "or whatever"?
Me.

>>48337426
https://drop.com/buy/massdrop-sennheiser-hd6xx
https://drop.com/buy/massdrop-x-sennheiser-hd-58x-jubilee-headphones
Even audiophiles will admit that either of these are "good enough" for most people
Might be too expensive for you though, idk.

>>48336984
Oh nyo

>>48338103
many already told her that, her response to that was banning the words "stream" and "streaming"

>>48338359
NTA, but
Rene channel
Patra channel
Okayu
Noel
Choco

Did gura kill herself?

>>48338604
dumbud... he meant the headphones....

>>48338593
This. She doesn't want to hear what her fans want, because she just doesn't care. If you say anything, be prepared to be blocked.

>>48338604
I was asking for headphones chumbie. I'm a big fan of patra and okayu though already though

>>48338604
Dumbud...

>>48338103
>>48338400
>>48338593
>>48338691
I don't know why you parasocial fucks think you're owed streams. she could never stream again and I'd be content because I'm not some cringy beggar. I'm happy to keep supporting her by buying merch, stands and voice packs as long as she's happy.

>>48338359
You're probably farther along than me. I'm running Fidelio X3s with a fiio k3. The quality is good enough for me. I tried Beyers in the past but my big ass head can't handle the pressure. I'm not a big fan of swivel cups.
>>48338392
I don't know a lot about Bose, but apparently the QC45s are pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6Hb0LL72w

Brat

>>48338698
If you like Okayu and Patra, then give Rene a try. I promise you won't regret it.

>>48338720
Owkey boomer. No one asked. Fuck off.

>>48338807

>>48338807
Rape

>>48338720
Is this bait?
Or are you a durian-fucker?

>>48338720
so true real chumbie, in fact she should never stream again, since streaming gives her anxiety and I don't want her to experience that. I shall keep buying her merch and renewing my membership to keep her happy

>>48338731
All good bud. I'm still running my dt880s with a cheap chink amp/dac. I've been looking for the perfect asmr headphones but I don't know if I want to spend a shit ton of money to test new headphones out.

I'm a parasocial FUCK for Gura!

>>48338720
Do you heat the durian up first, or...?

>>48338961
T u T

>>48338921
Yes exactly now you have the idea
>>48338918
>>48338857
>>48339009
imagine being a cringe anti that thinks they can dictate when gura streams, clearly she's been busy as fuck so stop crying like the babies you are

>>48339059
>not denying he fucks fruit

>>48339142
>WAH WAH NO STREAMS FOR 5 DAYS SO IM GONNA CRY AND SHIT MYSELF

Get some other hobbies or a life

>>48339059
Oh ok it's bait, I see.

>>48339231
>still not denying he fucks fruit

>>48339231
>>48339059
don't you have a youtube comment section to camp starmaze?

>>48339059
Do you break it open or do you drill a hole in it? I'd imagine a 3/4 inch bit would be more than enough for a SEAfag.

Good that about does it for me for today. Have fun with the fruit fucker, buds. Big day tomorrow. See you then.

>>48339423
>>48339371
>>48339265
>>48339244
no i don't fuck fruits i don't know what the fuck you schizos are going on about besides crying like little bitches about streams

I've been busy the past few days, so it hasn't really bothered me too much, but is a few "lul so random XD" tweets really all we're getting for the week besides the watchalong?

>>48339371
It's darkmaze. But yeah I'm pretty sure that's him as well.

>>48339548
sure thing fruitfucker

>>48339581
he's been posting in the latest vod again. jesus what a sad life
>>48339573
she's a vtweeter now anon

>>48339573
Frame any second now.. haha
Gura misses me and wants to see me

You guys are funny.

I did some maths and her streaming time of 2023 isn't so bad, does anyone got the stream time of her members content? because her combined stream time of public vods is around 24 hours, that's roughly 0.85% of 2023 up to this date! I'm sure it's more than 1% if you count member stuff, so yeah it's well above zero

>>48340252
jesus i don't think we can recover 2023 no matter what happens for the rest of it at this rate

>>48339548
so I need some advice fruitfucker friend, should I get the durian to be about the same temperature as fresh apple pie? Cause I've actually tried that with the and it was honestly kinda nice. Just unsure if that level of heat would ruin the texture durian flesh. pls halp.

>>48340252
Now compare it to any of the others besides haachama.

>>48340252
She has the second place in EN after Kiara

>>48337726
It sucks that I'm ugly. At least I have chuubas.

>>48339548
I always wondered why Indonesians say they love durian so much when it smells like literal death.
I guess now I know.

I'm not a chumbud, but caught a few gura streams in the past.
Sounds like some of you are having a rather rough time. Just remember to take care of yourselves.

>>48338213
I volunteer, but you should know I get pretty gassy.

>>48337726
>partaking in one night stand hook-up culture
That's pretty gross, desu.

>>48336531

>>48340720
It was a one time thing

>>48340665
I can't eat when she doesn't stream because I can't help but think she's betraying us and it makes me sick.

>>48340252

>>48340665
It's not so bad when you look past the shitposters. There's a lot of those that come here.

>>48340818
If gura ever did a "one time thing", I wouldn't want to watch her anymore. If you feel the same, then you don't deserve to have such standards.

>>48340866
just because we have alot of shitposters does not mean things aren't that bad

So, where is this HoloCity supposed to be?

>>48340956
I'm a guy though so it's a bit different

>>48340818

>>48341045
You'll be alright.

>>48341109
Is it? I think it's kind of hypocritical to not want your partner to be a slut when you were one yourself, but I guess that's just me.

>>48341099
tokyo dome city

>>48340433
I compared her to Ayame, and it's very peculiar. Ayame stream time it's exactly the double of Gura!

>>48340550
please anon-kun, I implore you, just use your money on hookers. At you least actually get sum fukk out of it. There is nothing wrong with patroning a prostitute. It is a perfectly noble and respectable act that men, both with and without game, have been partaking in since time immemoriam. no one will disrespect you for it and you will feel better about yourself for it.

Gura is pretty much worse than Sana was at this point. I'm starting to believe the graduation in July rrat.

>>48341292
Is it real Tokyo Dome City or some place in holoEarth?

>>48341099
inside my pee-hole

>>48341394
It's a collaboration with the real place/theme park

>>48340855
>virtual youtuber
>main content of your channel are live streams
>you average a work time of 19 minutes per day
>earn more than doctors working shifts of 12 hours

>>48341320
DO NOT take this anon's advice. I have seen countless anons here say they felt nothing after losing their virginity to a hooker. In fact, they've pretty much all said the opposite. They just felt worse.

>>48341320
retard

>>48341441
Ah got it, it's Nip-only collaboration. That's a bummer for foreigners

>>48341553
Living life as a woman is hard, anon...

>>48341653
One of the sponsors is a travel agency, seems like a big part of it is trying to get overseas fans to fly in

>>48341553
>>main content of your channel are live streams
Only retards say this, we know lots of work is done offstream.

>>48341320
I'm sure there are people out there that are satisfied with a hooker but I don't know how much it'll help me. I just want someone to spend my time with at this point in my life.

>>48341099
>>48341653
So I thought you all said the reason Gura wasn't in the new UmiSea collab was because it was only for Japan?

>>48341854
But she is in it

>>48341851
Those are called roommates.

>>48341553
To think that people want to pay surgeons less for performing two major life-saving operations every single day.

>>48341387
she has been saying distressing things lately
>Bucket list stuff
>Stresses not having enough time left
>Doesn't know if she'll be able to have time to even finsh that very short list of movies from that one recen tmembers stream
>that graduation bait bit from the secound choo choo stream
seems kinda grim desu~
but it might not be because she's graduating. it might be because she's dying.

>>48341751
And absolutely none of it is worth it. If Gura has energy for only one thing at a time, she should just focus on streams.

>>48342017
I'm going to concernfag

>>48341751
Lol.
Lmao, even.
Look at what happened to Aqua. No one cares about the stuff they do off-stream if they never want to spend time with their fans. The only reason I supported Gura was because she was my idol and I thought she cared about me.

>>48341918
Where? The site says Aqua, Marine, and Chloe.

>>48342017
>Spoiler
If that was the case I can't imagine the dancing the other shit Cover makes her do is helping.

>>48341387
Everytime you try to predict Gura's graduation, another vtuber agency loses it's members.

Chumbies please tell me you're alright.
I don't want to be the only one in here that still believes in her and isn't feeling all doomy.

>>48342208
>>48201993

>>48342017
I would forgive her if the spoiler were true. But I know it isn't. If she graduates, it will be because she scammed her fans and is going to take the money and run.

>>48342208
She's in the song. As for why she's not int the collab proper, someone posted a clip of Marine taking a trip to Hokkaido with Aqua (that was likely for this sponsorship, in order to try the dishes) back in July/August of last year before Japan properly opened up.

>>48341553
While I dont think Gura works all that much, it's funny that you went for the smallest of the numbers to make her look as bad as possible.
Realistically: People don't work during health breaks, so we should take the Custom column that only measures after her return stream Feb 11th. Collabs and other appearances not on her channel obviously are also part of her Holo work, so we should take the top number, 38 minutes. If we're comparing it to a job with a 5 day work week, it would be (38*7)/5 = 53 minutes per day.
Not a great look, admittedly, but if you're trying to criticize her by picking the least generous view of things it just seems like you're looking for a way to shit on her.

>>48341851
>>48341920
>>48341609
>>48341583
Look here, listen! Hookers fine, fine women and just like every single woman on earth they too deserve love and attention. Several of my ex's became prostitutes and they are still some of the sweetest people I've ever known. Online or otherwise.
If you're fine with giving goobs money because she's adorable then you shouldn't have any problem with giving a local lady of night some money for giving you a fug. It's really not that much different.
Improve yourselves.

>>48342479
retarded brain poisoned degen

>>48342479
>Several of my ex's became prostitutes

>>48342479
Well if you say so chumbie. I'll try to find one that doesn't look diseased.

>>48342032
Yeah, this. If we actually saw more of these projects it wouldn't be so bad, but there really hasn't been much to show for all the work going into them.

>>48342336
stop projecting your hatred of stacies onto gwombus, chudcel.

There's tons of lonely girls out there that aren't too different than Gura
You just have to be chad enough to reel them in

>>48342284
I'm still here. I will always love and trust the shart. I just miss her is all, just not enough to go menhera.

>>48342671
You have to break into their homes to find them

>>48342614
Fly in to Japan, there will be fully voiced amusement park rides.

>>48342671
I'm a bit slow in the head chumbie. I don't know if I have the charisma to do that or the looks or hell even the smarts.

>>48342552
AFTER I stopped seeing them. NOT DURING.
very important part I forgor.

>>48342671
They don't really leave their homes very often, though

>>48342360
Miko didn't stream for her 3 month health break, but she wrote to her fans every single day and even drew pictures. Kanata posted an update video every day she was out or commission due to covid. Gura didn't bother to even tweet a single "I miss you".
Even if you discount her health break, she has the worst streaming hours in EN and only Haachama is worse in the rest of the company, and she's institutionalized or something.

>>48342017
what did she say about graduation on the second choo choo stream? I missed that care to post a timestamp?

>>48342479
This has to be bait.

>>48342360
thank you anon, now I can shit on her more accurately. Lmao 53 minutes per day holy shit, and it's just playing videogames and talking

>>48342819
Are you trying to convince me to hate Gura or what? I don't understand what you plan to gain from this other than trying to convince people to drop Gura and watch other girls.

>>48342851
the chelsea pirate bit

>>48342915
That's one of /ggg/'s fans. They love us so much that they can't help but post.

>>48342773
Try finding the women that still go shopping with their moms. The hardest part is finding a way to separate them.

>>48342762
The important part is your choice in women is terrible. Sexworkers are subhuman.

>>48342915
you don't have to drop her, but it's hard to deny that she's objectively one of the worst members of Hololive

>>48342689
Okay that's fine. I want to see her too, but I don't see it as an excuse to try and bring other people's mood down. We already have our schizos that like to attempt that sort of faggotry.

>>48342284
I'm still chillin chumbie

>>48342985
everyone where I live is subhuman. Myself included.
t.new jersey anon

>>48342773
I tried playing that final fantasy mmo to talk to women but I realized that I hate mmos.

>>48342284
I mean I'm not going anywhere but I'm not gonna lie to you either

>>48342851
https://youtu.be/coRZ53dyr0c?t=1996
She pretty clearly wasn't graduation baiting

>>48342956
ok? timestamp?

>>48342915
My point is that you're wrong in your assumptions about Gura. I don't care if you continue watching her or not. If you love Gura, then that post shouldn't be enough to make you drop her. I haven't dropped her and I'm the one who wrote it. But I'm not going to let your retard ass make up brain dead excuses for her, especially when you are flat out wrong.
Be a better fan, not a doormat.

>>48342915
Nope, I'll continue to watch Gura, but I'm fully aware that there isn't any excuse for her behavior.

>>48343295
Yea Id say its like a 20% chance of her just up and leaving with all the projects she is doing this year and the small bit planned for next year.

>>48343319
>>48343295

I wait and I wait, but it never gets better.

>>48343426
Yes I seen it after I had replied.

menhera hours yet again

>>48343002
So what are you doing here? You seem to think the only thing that matters is the number of hours streamed. Quantity does not equal quality.
>>48343335
I'm not making excuses for her. I think you're retarded and wasting your time for posting nonstop about how shitty you think Gura is. Constantly telling chumbies on 4chan that you think Gura is trash won't make Gura stream more

>>48342017
I know it's a lot of work, but could you or someone who knows this stuff timestamp any of it?
It's kind of scaring me.

>>48343211
Same desu I've decided I'm in until the end, but I'm not going to pretend like nothing is wrong either. I've reached a point where I more just find it funny than anything.

>>48343555
They can't timestamp it because they're lying out of their cock-holes like usual. None of that happened and it's all bullshit they made up. seems like the discord hours never end around these parts anymore.

Are you guys okay?

>>48339231
lol, go back to the vod comments darkmaze, you faggot

>>48343852
All this fembud talk made me realize how lonely I am.

>im going to stream this week
>doesnt stream this week
this is the 2nd time in a row shes done this
seriously if she hates streaming so much she should just fucking graduate so I can kill myself already

>>48343484
you just gotta wait harder, obviously

parasocial darkmaze and his alts are at it again in the comment section. He camps any negative comment and replies to every single one, lol

>>48343544
If someone came into the thread and said, "I love Gura because she streams every day and always tells her fans how much she loves them.", then I'd call him a retard because he isn't living in reality. You're doing the same thing, albeit a little less exaggerated.

>>48343852
It's just our resident shitposters. Pay them no mind

>>48343980
Who cares about old vod comments chumbie. Tell me something new.

I love Gura because she streams every day and always tells her fans how much she loves them.

>>48343544
>Quality vs Quantity
False dichotomy. You need Quality and Quantity when it comes to streaming.

>>48343778
Really? Those seem so specific. I didn't watch the watchalong and so I don't know what she said during it.

Been asleep all day because my blood tests for roids knocked me out.
You guys are still fucking at it kek.

I wish she gave even the tiniest amount of a fuck about us

>>48344128
You don't need to watch the movie anon. Just pull up the stream in the background while you do something else.

>>48343852
No.
I'm pretty sure the woman I love is doing something that would hurt me if I knew about it.

>>48344123
To bad Gura is the only one who has quality in hololive

Imagine if Gura loved streaming as much as Papa Shark loves drums

>>48344238
Sorry to hear that, anon. But this is the Gura thread.

>>48344238
Whos your oshi anon? I know we get a lot of tourists here.

>>48344308
I'd get sick of her if she streamed that much

>>48344062
Old vod comments are important because the hornypost comments are still up.

>>48344401
Just don't watch it then. Pick the streams you'd be interested in.

>>48344306
not anymore
now its just ghosting, lies, and watchalongs

TWITTER LIKES

>>48343852
No..

>>48344418
Nice. lol. I honestly wish I could see Gura's reaction to them.

>>48343980
I wish she'd shadowban him. He wouldn't even be able to tell because no one ever replies to him.
Also, I think if she did shadowban him, that would prove that she empathizes with her fans that miss her and understands that not everything is okay right now.

>>48344492
I'd quickly drop her entirely if she streamed more than I could handle. Thankfully, she shows no intentions of reaching that level.

>>48344492
My fomo would get the best of me

>>48344001
Yet you come in here, every single day, and post about how bad Gura's stream hours are. You constantly talk about how lazy and worthless she is. You think I like the lack of streams? Do you think I like how Gura rarely tweets? I don't like it, anon. I wish she would stream more, and I wish she would tweet more. However, I know that me coming here and telling the split that Gura is actually a bad person and everyone should drop her is a waste of time. You do this every single time there is a break between streams. I seriously don't understand your motivation for this autistic level posting. You aren't trying to convince people to drop Gura? You want people to drop Gura? You want Gura to graduate? You want Gura to stream more? What is it anon? Tell me why you feel it necessary to waste your time spamming this thread with retarded bullshit that has no effect on reality. Consider getting a better hobby than obsessing over what the chumbies on 4chan are doing.

>>48344418
hornyposters are among the best chumbies

>>48344504
She did that a long time ago.

>>48344573
she doesnt though
she says she wants criticism but clearly doesnt and she doent want to put in any effort or improve at all.
she wants to just coast on by and get free money from her fans while doing the absolute bare minimum

>>48344310
>>48344327
This joke sure never gets old...

>>48344504
Liar or slowbud.. can't tell..

>>48344596
consider complaining to Gura instead of crying about it /here/ faggot
the fact that only like 5 people have the balls to call her out when everyone thinks this way is fucking insane

>>48344672
:^)

>>48343382
based bud

>>48344573
>Also, I think if she did shadowban him, that would prove that she empathizes with her fans
If she shadowbanned him, you would have no idea. You would just think he got bored and moved on

>>48344721
Did you even read my post you mouthbreathing retard?

https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1652142077977972737

Honestly Gura doesnt deserve you or most of her fanbase. You all love and care about her more than she will never know or respect and all she does is trample all over you.

>>48344651
I know. That's why Darkmaze spamming the comment section hurts so much. It proves she either doesn't read them at all, or she tacitly agrees with him.

>>48334545
Ever seen them in the same room at the same time...?

>>48344573
i dont think shes monitoring vod comments herself, probably avoiding them otherwise they wouldnt able to be shitted up that much

>>48344813
Who is your oshi?

>>48344820
ive seen "negative" comments get deleted so clearly someone is reading and deleting them

>>48343002
She's the only member of hololuve I watch. Actually she's the only vtuber I watch.

>>48344747
He spams every comment section every fucking day. You would instantly be able to tell because you wouldn't see him anymore.

>>48344803
Gura is back in Japan that tweet confirmed it.

>Jaboll252 unmembered
RIP Gura lost another trident

>>48344813
Honestly who do you think you are?

>>48344862
mumei, used to be gura but tired of the bs

>>48344238
"Lies are the most exquisite form of love"
Shorky knows the meaning of this VERY well. take respite in the fact this is why she lies to you. to protect from the truth of what she really is. After all, if the truth hurts soo damn bad, then why even tell it?

>>48344949
Okay, so why are you here?

>>48344813
I know that already.

>>48344901
those are ones that are report bombed

>>48344862
Watame, i really like Gura a lot and I think shes the best EN vtuber quality wise but its very clear she doesnt care about her fans which makes me pretty sad
>>48344944
someone who hates when vtubers dont respect their fans at all

>>48344949
>>48345022
???

>>48344596
He has a mental illness. You can't reason with him

>>48342284
Uhh, well I wouldn't say I believe in her exactly. She takes a lot of time off and comes back with nothing, and we have to keep asking her about content she said she'd do.

>>48344996
is there any rule that she has to be my current oshi to post here? i still watch her streams(lol) as rare as they are

>>48345042
im the 2nd, first dude is just false flagging

>>48344861
They aren't shitted up at all other than the reply spammers that reply to every single post that shows even a hint of disappointment about what is happening.

>>48345022
>>48344949
You guys make me very hard to take you seriously

>>48345107
the protocol vid reached 1k comments and had some weird unhinged shit in it with people insulting each other and saying shit like 'watch fauna instead'
so yea they get shitted up and she isn't monitoring them personally

>>48345080
You said you were tired of the BS

>>48345080
Yeah. I dont post in any split to a holo that Im not membered to. Its rude.

>>48344992
BASED oshinoko fag

>>48344992
You clearly didn't understand what the author was trying to say with that, probably because you take everything at face value and have never read a book before.
Hint: it wasn't an endorsement.

>>48345203
yes and how does that contradict switching oshis? i just don't have her as priority #1 anymore when she clearly doesn't consider her fans top priority
I'll watch a stream if it happens

>>48345203
It's a thread shitter hijacking someone else's post you retard

>>48344721
>durr only 5 people have balls.
How many people even made it to the pre-chat before it was closed due to someone sperging?

>>48345322
TuT

>>48345322
Mating press

>>48344992
You're right, anon. I'm sure everything works out for the people who think that lying is the best way to do things. Certainly everything worked out swell for the character you're quoting, right?

>>48345408
Not more than 10

>>48345301
I thought splits were for fans to talk about their oshi? Go talk about moom in her split hooman, you dont have to be angry here.

>>48345014
Do they report it because they don't want her to see it?
Do they realize that report bombing a comment sends it to a special tab for Gura to read and check herself?

>>48345472
and the tridents in the comments were hallucinations? fuck off darkmaze

>>48345294
I legitimately can't fathom it meaning anything other than ai being a pragmatic manipulator who views as, at best, sheeple.
do enlighten me though, I haven't bothered to read past that panel.

I often wonder if Gura just genuinely doesn't understand how much we love her or what would make us most happy. But then again, it seemed to get across pretty clearly in that one stream with the SC about having Gura as part of our daily routine, only for her to go into another cycle of silence. So I really don't know what to think at this point...

>>48345527
i can multitask y'know
>>48345574
apparently she has 'mods' so it goes to them

>>48344596
>everyone I don't like is the same person

>>48345631
>views her fans as
I fucking hate posting from my phone

>>48345703
All me and my tulpas

>>48345472
Then a lot more people probably would've said something once they got there, but I'm guessing someone was spamming all caps and ruined the opportunity.

>everyone I don't like is darkmaze

>>48345461
I'd say she had a just end. Think she accomplished everything she wanted to in life before that so I doubt she'd have any regurts

>>48344810

The AI gives great advice!

>>48345900
hot

holy shit guys, darkmaze has posted his most awaited TAKE.

>>48345869
Nah there was like a single all caps post

>>48345900
I need to goom now

I feel like the most stable chumbie in here right now.

>>48345900
Imagine the aroma...

>>48346079
you're not a real chumbie if you aren't menhera after 5 days of no streams

>>48345900
>>48346100

>>48346068
Not Gura don't care

>>48344596
I don't spam the thread. I corrected you about a simple matter and you sperged out and wrote a whole diatribe accusing me of trying to brainwash you to drop Gura. You seem like a paranoid schizophrenic for real.

I guess I have to mention this again because you don't seem to understand:
I don't care if you watch Gura or you drop her. I really don't. I have my own personal feelings about the situation and am not trying to convince anyone of anything. The one thing I won't do is sit here and stay silent when retards like you come into the thread and start saying that everything is fine and that she is working harder or streaming more than any of the others, because that is simply not true. You can hate me for correcting you, but just like whether you watch Gura or not, I simply will not care.

>>48346079
I'm stable too. I don't reply to the defenders or the shitters.

>>48345900
Needs more discarded water bottles and clothing.

>>48345900
Gura during our ERP stream.

>>48344944
Running round leaving scars.
Collecting your jar of hearts.
And tearing love apart

>>48346079
I feel pretty stable. I'm super excited to pick up my fuckhuge shrimp tomorrow.

>>48345900
This is Gabby when watch Gura flirting with chumbies on stream.

>>48346079
I'm with ya. All this constant shitposting for a year straight has hardened me up.

>>48346068
just tell him you wanna stroke his peen already. What type of faggot stalks an idol's fan??? How did ya'll create a form of stalking even creepier and more lowly than stalking a FAKE anime idol!?
You realize the next step down the chain is stalking board regulars right? like, you will be touched by this.

>>48345631
Lying isn't pragmatism. It's deception. And what happened to her was the consequences of those lies. It's not difficult to understand.

>>48346068
Screencap it.

>>48346307
jar of farts
huhaha

>>48346368
Imagine if hoshino ai had a gun. It wouldn't have gone down that way if she was packing heat

>>48346368
The lies made up in your head?

>>48345889
True. She might have had regrets, but at least she didn't have any regurts.

>>48346079
When Gura is not streaming for more than 3 days, I don't read the posts without a Gura image or posts with more than 50 words.

I'M SO FUCKING HYPED FOR THE STAR WARS WATCHALONG AND NEW VEGAS STREAMS BROS

Fun fact
Gura banned "ghosting"

>>48346068
>>48346351
These are both darkmaze.

>>48346494
Based and same desu. I hate mucho texto.

>>48346136
I can't believe I was a fake chumbud the whole time... what is even real...

>>48346544
kek
i wonder how many words people are gonna discover
gawr censorship gura

>>48344813
Actually, she does deserve to be married to us and never get a 3DPD boyfriend ever in her life. Most people don't envy her, but it does come with some perks to make up for the obvious downside.

>>48346544
Good now everyone can use the correct term zombieing.

>>48346494
I do the same

>>48346603
it's not too late to start a menhera arc

>>48346494
Shut up nerd

>>48346614
she clearly is bothered by people who want to watch her
i think shes trying to filter all her true fans so nobody truly cares when she leaves

>>48346544
Just use the ghost emote?

>>48346687
What kind of man goes menhera? I thought that was exclusively a woman thing

>>48346544
Wow, really?
>>48346650
lol, true. I guess that is a more accurate description of what she does. Disappears then comes back like nothing happened.

>>48346544
We're going to need an encyclopedia of banned words on Gura's channel.

>>48346470
Do you even understand what you're replying to, retard?

>>48346699
Good Ideal as far as I know (I could be wrong) you cannot ban emotes. So you can ask her about the ghosting that way and as for stream there are other ways.

>>48346626
>never get a 3DPD boyfriend ever in her life
ok this has to be bait unless you're truly a clueless newfag

>>48346342
Maybe everyone should get into shrimp keeping. I smile every time I see new images of the cuties.

>>48346444
It would have gone the same way because that was what the author decided should happen to her.

This has to be sarcasm/shitposting, right?

>>48346650
Hey, I saw that article too! Hah, these zoomers, coming up with new terms for their mentally ill behavior.