/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

Headpat Riro!

gen2 pls play gbf

My wife is cute.

Feel like that one got archived really fast

I LOVE POCHI WANMARU

riro is cute!

Perfection.

Stay strong boo bros

SPAMMER HATE

Pochi Wanmaru
I love Pochi Wanmaru
Pochi Wanmaru

-122 haikus and other poems from /jidf/

>>48122778
I only still use sadpanda because I have like 8000 doujin saved and loosely organized in my favorites. At this point the site is a quagmire of god fucking awful seamonkey MTLs, horrible tagging because of the admins' autism, and "Gallery removed by DMCA from Irodori/Fakku." It's still the original source for most uploads, yeah, but that only means so much to me as an end user, especially with like the recent-ish page change. So when I share I just go get the numbers from nhentai.
>>48123042
At this point I question if she has any. The same dickhead spammed a recent Fuyo stream, had his messages deleted, immediately reposted them like he was copy/pasting them and then I'm pretty sure he got banned.

FUCKING FINALLY SHE LEARNED ALT FIRE

>>48123449
yea i looked away for a second and we went from page 8 to dead
someone must have bumped all the threads off page 10

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>48123597
She used to have at least. Haven't seen them in ages tho.

happiness

>>48123597
Long don is still a mod, he typed in chat in the 100k celebration stream

Juna's pretty watchable in her member streams and basically nowhere else. Why does she do this?

>>48123680
Mods aren't supposed to be active in chat, at least on their mod account, so you won't see them often even if they're there.

Did Fuyo say anything about the Oshi no Ko watchalong?

>>48123934
I know about Riro, is Fuyo doing one too?

>>48123801
>>48123921
There's always pinging a mod on discord if he starts spamming too much I guess. Assuming they're awake this late.

>>48123934
I don't think so, I'm just going to preemptively watch it with Riro. Just in case green thing pedals back.
II could always just rewatch it with Fuyo.

>>48124011
She asked chat if people wanted that and everyone said yes.

They do not feel like idols at all
Cheap youtuber content

>>48124017
He stopped posting so I'm just going to assume he finally got jannied while we were posting about him.

I think he got banned thank fucking god.

My beautiful daughterwife, Riro.

>>48122676
Thanks you for this.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

yuyu has very good comedic timing with dying

Her jumping reps...

>>48124317
She dies every 10 seconds, that doesnt count

How the fuck do you play games for over a decade and you are this fucking dumb?!

>>48124442
e-girls play games?

>>48124442
she's special

>>48124442
You don't really stop being retarded

>>48124442
Some people that are vtubers aren't the smartest...

>prism's new tomboy is korean
Not feeling it bros

>>48124442
You don't need to think much with roblox and call of duty though. Not calling this a thinking man's game but it does require at least a 30 second attention span

>>48124442
>he fell for it

>>48124431
I snort every 10 seconds

She really is special.

>>48124709
Maybe she would like nudoom

>>48124676
Oh fuck that gay shit. Do we know what the loli and cowtits are?

>>48124940
Its that or nuWolfenstein. Doom 3 BFG should also be easy enough for her since I heard the difficulty was dialed back in that release, it's not terribly scary by today's standards either.

>>48124940
Actually a really good recomendation Eternal has a bit too many buttons. on 16 You can just supershotgun everything

mods seriously just permaban him

>>48124155
>>48124195
Nope he's back

>>48125165
Rude, Battery's not that bad

>>48125165
Battery did nothing wrong

Yu LOVE

I love my retarded princely wife.

>>48125599
Wedding pictures are so nice. Wish the other girls would get some too.

>>48123590
Is this the perfect haiku?

>>48125599
Yu love and LUST

>>48125165
Yeah fuck this retarded weed teen. I'll just block him and hope the mods notice him when he starts spamming again.

How many times has she attempted to jump the same boxes throughout the game?

>>48125927
I don't think she understands what height is.

>>48125817
And people wondered a few threads ago why I hated weedfags

yuko has weedbrain

>>48126019
he's just a fag who happens to also smoke weed, don't be like that

>>48125817
He's no poofbro of mine

Remember if you ever kidnap yuko you dont even need to lock the door. Just put some random buttons in the room and she will never get out

>>48126198
roru

Man I hate the HD pack

>>48126387
The bee gun looks really nice though

>>48125758
the other girls aren't as much into the wife thing as yuko tho (except maybe pochi)

Wasn't this the point you could get infinite health?

Bustin with Yuko!

Fellas, I’m starting to think Yuko is unironically into pegging

>>48126655
She said she doesnt like anal though

>>48126708
SHE'S the one doing the pegging

>>48126755
Do you know what pegging is?

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

Yuko sticking her whole arm up my ass

>>48127106
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

Im surprissed she hasn't savescummed herself into a softlock yet

>>48126855
duh, it's the game where you shoot balls

It's actually crazy how stupid yuko is

good night wishes to pochers!!!!

>>48127557
Goodnight Pochers!

Boobros, would you have children with her? This level of retardation isnt good for the gene pool

>>48127557
goodnight fat dog

>>48127550
If anything, it makes you realize why Valve playtests their games to hell and back. They probably had the equivalent of vtubers as playtesters, only instead of cute dumb girls its boring dumb dudes.

>>48127614
After this stream no.

>>48127614
Yes.

>>48127614
I would singlehandedly recreate Idiocracy with her

There's no mods...

>>48127614
You know how fertile she is, you can't waste that gift she's been given.

>>48127614
Absolutely. I'll make her into a baby factory

>>48127614
I would pump an entire baseball team out of her womb

>an even worse spammer than the weedman shows up
>mods still asleep
I guess that confirms it

>>48127614
It will be fine as long as they are girls, feel sorry for the boys

Aviel, please get some more mods. A dude spamming for this long is pretty sad.

>>48127614
It is fine, yuko was lucky enough to have good parents. I would neglect our children and they would all get themselves killed pretty quickly

bro am I really gonna apply to mod my oshi's chat

>>48127997
I applied and got to phase 2 and declined it, because i didn't know the situation would get this grim.

I really am impressed that the game gives you ways of undoing retarded actions

At least Yuko didn't acknowledge the dumb spammer.

Looks like the discordfags noticed the drug addict who keeps spamming too, maybe the mods will do something about him later.

>>48128223
>he says like he isn't a discordfag

>>48128274
I am the spaps

Has anyone seen someone called loyalmiutomo in Yuko's chat recently? He used to be mod

>>48128340
Last time i saw him was when yuko forgot his name.

Bonkers?

>>48128451
weebs translate

haiku anon gone
will not collect my haiku
such shameful display

>>48128451
Accurate

>>48128482
'fish in bed'

>>48127557
I LOVE POCHI WANMARU

>>48128482
Fully dysfunctional autism

>>48128609 (me)
went on autopilot fuck
Goodnight Pochers

>>48127614
i would fill her up with my seed multiple times daily but no fucking way i would have kids

Yuko...you ARE the freeman

katta will rule over idol en. this is the inevitable trend of destiny.

>>48128678
Sterilechama...

>did Freeman die?
Who does she think she’s playing?

>Has like 20 guns
>Only uses 2

>>48128739
i fucking hope i am

she's so cute and silly

>>48128768
She doesn't think.

I wish Yuko would t-bag me

I love this cute retard

i love yuko's potty mouth so much

>>48128796
Vasectomy sounds like a good idea, but you don't wanna be the guy with transparent cum

PLEASE PLEASE REALIZE THAT THE MAGNUM IS OP

how the fuck did she do that

>>48128980
She will never use the magnum, she will never bounce the bees around a corner, she will never use explosives correctly, and she will never figure out the alt fire of all the weapons, maybe one or two more but not all

>>48128340
Yes, in your mom's bed, you're going to have a little brother, pelotudo

>>48129063
It's in moments like this that I wonder why I even watch these girls

>>48129124
Every now and then they do something worth jacking off to

>>48129124
lol?

>>48129124
I want to see her get filtered by zen

She will leave it on the table

>>48129226
do you mean xen or what is zen?

>>48129253
Thank god she picked it up by accident

>>48129124
because they're cute and funny

>>48129226
At least she's not playing Black Mesa, the version of Xen in that game I think is genuinely worse because it just drags on and on.
At least in the original it's short.

>>48129257
xen, sorry I'm retarded pay no mind

She is using the grenade launcher thank fucking god.

>>48129226
You are right, she will never figure out any of the jumping puzzles

gaming autists can fuck off!

>>48129226
She ran back and forth and in circles for 30 minutes on the lab entrance, she will not be able to get past the xen abstract levels

I like that the gun just undoes people

>>48129399
She'll for sure need backseating during interloper and nihilanth

I really want to see her play a puzzle game.
Maybe "we were here" with Fuyo that would be something else.

>>48129483
wanau is you

cute retard

>>48129502
That would be perfect.

I love this brat

>ignores what the scientist say
>get stuck and have to ask the chat to backseat
How far on the spectrum is she?

>>48129648
Beyond what the test can measure. And by that i mean beyond the lower limit

Her sneezes are so cute.

>>48129648
My favourite is on the explosives guy she just started making random noises while he explained, then hit him and kept dying trying to blow up the mines

she may be stupid. but at least she is playing the whole game and keeping the stream entertaining

>>48129770
i'm really proud of her for sticking to it and finishing the game

>>48129770
She's doing it the YukoWay!

>>48129800
Don't say that just yet she still has time to drop it.

>>48129648

>>48129813
true!

>>48129770
Honestly the game is boring as fuck, the only entertaining parts are either from her or from hilarious deaths, which are also usually her fault.

>>48129800
She's doing it for us too. Love me cute dum daughterwife

>>48129863
This desu, I found Opposing Force way more fun (except for the shitty final boss)

Also, her being bad at games just makes the successful moments that much more entertaining.

I don't remember if the portals were confusing or not. Hope she'll be able to luck through it on the first go

Start the timer

>>48130225
Oh nononononono
The timeloop has started

She's absolutely going to hate this part.

i am about to cry

she's thinking

Pray for yuyu in her time of need, she will needs it

i'm gonna send her a maro asking her to play portal

>>48130527
Luckly portal is designed to eventually be solved by accident.

my eyelids are so heavy..

At least she is using the magnum...

>>48130761
Only because the rifle doesnt have ammo

>>48130805
She still has it equipped.

*Focusing my brainwaves*

SHES FINALLY AT XEN

>>48130904
Are you trying to get Selen graduated too?

teletransporting yuyu to xen with nothing but a crowbar!

will she do it?

I want yuko to shoot my ballsack

is she soft locked?

>>48131676
If she keeps reloading the game for no reason then yes

>>48131676
Nope she is just bad.

>>48131676
Probably not, but its just the HL1 bosses being rough as usual. IIRC they were the part of the game I remember the least about outside of them not being fun.

She is litterally reloading each time she misses a shot or whenever she takes damage, of course it will take a while

>>48131676
Her ADHD self ignored the 2nd ammo closed right before xen. Shes gonna run empty during the final boss.

>>48131941
She never found the crossbow either...

Its taking so long because some times she turns around for no reason and then gets lost. Or reloads after every jump/fight because she lost 10hp

No fucking way she ignored the armor...

No clue how to guide her through this area

Please quote verse 27 of "122 haikus and other poems from /jidf/" for me bros, I need the Lord's words

do i risk watching the rest of this stream in bed?

It will be so funny when she cant beat the final boss

watching the backseats have a seizure is funny

>>48132382
Yeah. Being comfy in bed with a fellow boobro will make you happier :3

>>48132300
the haiku scholar has yet to organize it but:

La cosa rosa,
mi corazón encanta.
Bebe preciosa

-122 haikus and other poems from /jidf/

>>48132382
You might get woken up by cute screams and other noises.

>>48132493
i have Ikea sharks
>>48132531
true...

This part will be really painfull

>>48132382
She will spend at least 30 minutes on this part

>>48132525
That's actually really cute

>>48132525
Amen chicos

I'm checked out at this point. Hoping her victory shout wakes me up.

>>48133169
fuck off one spurt

>>48133169

I will not go to bed without my kisses.

>>48133239
Not him dramanigger.

>10+ hours of yuyu today
she loves us bros

>>48133304
Same.

>>48133239
based

>>48133338
Doesnt she ever get tired of sitting behind a computer screen for 10 hours a day

>>48133304
Same. Stay strong, boobro

>>48133453
Y-yeah, who would do such a thing?

>>48133453
she's just like me fr fr

>>48133453
do you?

>>48133338
>she spent the majority of the 24 hours today not with us
she hates us bros

Having sex with me, yes

yuko is getting tired, she would definitely have stopped a while ago if she didn't think the ending was near

She sounds pretty bored/tired. So unfortunate that this is just a werid shooting galery

>>48133536
i used to but now im too depressed to get out of bed, so i just watch streams in bed and phonepost

I didn't know the crosbow made that much of a difference

>>48133753
:(

I mean also not understanding alt fire but whatever

>>48133753
I get up to post images

can't she just cheat in ammo if she needs to

Oddly enough, the Golden Rule of dealing with Xenos isn't tied to 40k.
It's a theoretical answer to the Fermi paradox: the Great Silence.
Part of why we focus more on listening now rather than attempting to send out communications to the unknown. For some, it's a real source of dread... and it's hard to argue as irrational when all resources are limited.
The concept is touched on "The Dark Forest" novel of the "Three Body Problem" trilogy.
Fighting to stay awake, so sorry for off topic(?) ramble.

FUCKING YUYU IN THE ASSHOLE

>>48134156
are you a real autist?

>>48134014
She wants to be fair/too sleepy brained to remember she can

>>48134284
It's a maaagical spectrum :3

>>48134156
what?

Holy fuck I want to punch this retard in the face right now. It'd be so hot seeing her look back up at me with a black eye and tell me she promises she'll do better.

>>48134442
I posted this.

>>48134442
Why not dick the brat instead of hitting her

>>48134357
"Do unto others as they'd do unto you, and, should the means and resources be available, do it first" is a more realistic 1st contact policy.

>>48134442
This but with rin after a 3 months of a lovely relationship

>>48134603
So fuck the hot aliens?

>>48134442

please yuyu..

There is something seriously wrong with her brain.

>>48134784
She's been streaming for 10 hours more or less. Its probably exploding at this point

>>48134692
That'd be Heresy

>>48134599
Dicking her is a reward even if it's violent.

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

>>48134736

>>48134442
punch, no
slap, hell yeah

>>48134922
what did she mean by this

>>48134935

cute

Every time she saves in a worst spot i die a little inside. I am clinically dead by now

>>48135016
nikki is nice

>>48134991
she was in the middle of Xen in Black Mesa

>>48134991
>>48135016
>gets ignored

I have to wake up in 4 hours.

>>48135099
Watch streams.

BEAT THE GAME YOU BLUE RETARD

>>48135112
sounds fun

>>48135099
fuck off thread shitter

guys why is she like this

I feel like you could slap the shit out of Yuko and she would just forget it even happened after a couple hours

she loves us bros

>>48135328
This bossfight is garbage though, i say that as a fan of the game

I'm fading.. bros give me strength to go on

THANK FUCKING GOD

SHE DID IT

let's go..

She finished a game i am crying right now

rip shadman

He's back

look at her dancing

my lowQ wife finally beat a game!

NICE DAY

I pray she never plays a game I like or I might die. Still proud of my wife though.

Does your oshi actually finish games?

Thought it was the actual shadman for a bit. Is he out of jail/alive?

>>48135953
he's out and basically in hiding

13 hours to finish half-life 1 is pretty impressive.

>>48135953
I'm pretty sure that's a Shadsomething whose name Yuko misread as Shadman so he just rolled with it

>>48135768
I would want to see her play a game that I suffered through. On the topic of that, I think she'd love dolphin game.

>>48136096
He is littearally called shadman i know its not the guy but still

>>48136201
I blame Yuko for this

>>48136201
ponycorp

I wonder if EN2 will have a cute girl from Asia or Australia who streams around this time to catch Yuko's raids.

Its been a while since i've had yukokisses. Forgot how much i needed these

my kisses..

>>48136096
It was shadax

oh yeah I'm groomed

I LOVE YUYU

I love this cute and funny, blue-haired, silly brat so fucking much bros!!

>just got in the stream in time to steal some yukokisses
get fucked boobitches

i am so jealous of ivan! i want to buy cute clothes to my daughterwife!!!

I'm fucking drained, so boonight bros. Sleep well. See ya tomorrow

>suddenly sleepy
Nice

>>48136093
Yeah i think she was doing forget about freeman earlier and thought theres no way shes beating this today

>>48136583
oh it's a vod

Boonight bros.

I love her so much bros like you wouldn’t understand. To the glory of our beautiful mess of a woman

>>48136735
boonight!

boonight sleepy boobros

yuyu love

>>48136783
Boonight yuyu

boonight everyone!

sleepies?

Yuyu love even doe i never donated or gave her any of my money!!

>>48136735
>>48136776
>>48136783
>>48136830
>>48136849
>>48136880
Boonight faggots love you guys, no homo[spoilers]

>>48137039
dafucks that filename

Im proud of my adorable and sexy wife for finishing an old video game!!
Playthrough was funny!
Good night

>>48137064
Whats wrong with it? Looks pretty standard to me

BORN TO UOH
WIFE IS A CUTE
Shoot Em All 1998
I am G-man
410,757,864,530 DEAD ALIENS

>there's someone who dislikes all of my comments on VODs/memberposts
lol

>>48137434
Is your name on the wheel?

>>48137434
well now i have to like every comment to correct this wrongdoing

>>48137434
Same. I think it's one of the discordhomos but no idea who

yuyu is very good at being cute and funny and keeping the stream energy up, even when she's tired and smashing her head into the wall repeatedly during typically boring game stuff

>>48137434
How do you know that?

>>48137434
I thought the dislike button did nothing and was for show

>>48137434
have a screenshot of just the thumbs? never knew it showed dislikes.

>>48137580
based, everyone gets a thumb up the ass from me too

>>48135953
Wait what was he in jail for?

>>48137434
dislikes on comments do literally nothing you attentionwhore

>>48137799
he got super methed out and tried stabbing someone or something

>>48137799
He went batshit crazy and assaulted someone with a weapon. He posted a lot on twitter while being metally ill

>>48137818
wrong but stay mad I guess

>>48137978
ok what do they then? they don't show up and they don't lower the amount of likes a comment has

>>48137895
>>48137857
Oh shit, didnt know that somehow..
Real shame

>>48138015
They affect where you show up in the comments i think, but thats it. You cant see how many dislikes you have

https://www.youtube.com/live/Z4K12ZNlxXY?feature=share&t=1784
>when I look at pokemon I get happy [...] that's all that matters, I wonder if I feel this way about anything else
Is it bad that I thought she was going to say sheebs as well?

>>48138172
lol that explains why mine are always way at the bottom

>>48138239
How fucking big attentionwhore are you if you know where your comment is?

Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

eel wife hates this

>>48138413
comments get filtered sometimes and only show up if ordered by "newest", that's why i always switch accounts to check if my comment shows up so i can edit words out that might've filtered it.

>staying up to heart comments
GO TO SLEEP YOU SILLY BRAT
>>48138413
do not underestimate the depths of schizophrenia

>>48138239
>makes me check
oh

>>48138475
Oh that actually makes sense

>>48138545
Weren't there more jews besides kata and nikki?

>>48138545
I like that they grouped all the menheras in the middle

>>48138475
You can just use an incognito tab instead of switch accounts

I pussied out on sending Yuko a tts donation AGAIN

>>48138773
Pochi isnt a menhera...

>>48138727
meds

>>48138774
switching accounts is 2 clicks

>>48138832
sheeb cope

>>48138863
Makes sense

>>48138831
Just send one as anonymous

how come there isn't a schizophrenic vtuber called Medi-Chan (medicine) yet?

>>48138970
Kino idea.. there was the japanese ryona tuber with the screw in her head that was close.
riro has meds in her hair though so that'll suffice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oUjgEqZ1c

>>48139508
POCHI CUTE!

>>48139508
Thinking of happier times idolbro?

>>48138545
Riro looks extra small there

>>48140086
wdhmbt

converted it to a soundpost
https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru/status/1650914979116089344?s=20

https://files.catbox.moe/noer7z.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/q50w8c.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/51re8x.webm

>>48140152
nice

>>48139741
always like going back to their debut songs sometimes. pochi's is super cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfczHK5vb8
yuko's always hit me in the feels

>>48138727
Yes but
- Emi learned the power of friendship through Idol, got over her anxiety, touched grass and decided to go to get a real job and go to college
- Neo didn't feel like streaming was for her, was moving abroad for her job and felt she needed to restart her life
- Lily HoloEN gen 3, debuting for Myth's 5 year anniversary in 2025

>>48140152
This clip gives me some sort of hope.

Lily love

>>48138480
Yuko’s being a rebellious brat and going through the vod rewatching her funny moments

>>48140892

>>48140099
>cute Riro appears
>try not to heapdat
>try not to heapdat
>...
Headpat a lot.

Its way past my breadtime...
>>48140901
>>48140901
>>48140901

>>48140988
catalog really be zooming tonight kek