/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The dino roam these lands

my wife

Gurass

>>48116232
1rd?

SOON

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48116288
Based Gurass poster.

Gura is a sweet, cute little dumdum and she is going to be my wife.

Thanks Gura for not streaming tonight because I have doctor appointment to remove a fucking dead toenail.

>>48116161
?

>>48116421
https://twitter.com/yeahme/

>>48116161
@me

>>48116408
TOENAIL LOVE

>>48116408
How did that happen chumbie

>>48116493
Kek, but seriously its bugging me for a long time.
>>48116528
A wart start growing under my nail. Idk, maybe something about bad hygiene. I rarely wash my socks though

>>48116677
what is wrong with you

>>48116677
Maybe I should wash my socks more often

Reminder that Gura would never love you if you have ugly feet

>>48116395
You can’t marry my wife dumbud.

>>48116408
you should save it

>>48116791
why would a woman like feet is my question

Enough about dead toenails wtf

>>48116791
I stand on my feet for 10 hours a day so my feet are full of calluses

>>48116791
does she like veiny feet

>>48117047
Yea

>>48116820
yeah save it and post a picture to #chumbuds

>>48117136
That tag is still used? Gura took it off her Twitter bio.

>>48117047
she didn't hate Bruce Willis' feet

Will I pick up a fembud if I wear these?
https://limoshoes.com/stylish-gawr-gura-crocs-shoes-for-comfort-and-durability/

another reason why are crocs superior to shoes.

>>48116218
wait a minute....
has gura used her cat ears AT ALL after getting her bow? if not I think cover's retarded law will actually affect her and the bow might have been a consolation

>>48117203
Some people still add it along with #gawrgura but there is this that doesn't have both.

>>48117367
She said it should work but she hasn't tested it. Pretty sure she just fucking hates the cat ears now.

When? just when?

>>48117367
I’d expect its only new outfits needing perms for it.

https://twitter.com/KKato_66/status/1651012205570293760
gura likes this and also hates test

>>48117751
androgen bros...

>>48117261
You'll look like a fembud

>>48117751
I don’t get it

>>48118007
I will wear the purse and maid outfit. That's what Gura wants.

>>48118254
I'm in this photo

gura should ask cover for fancy underwear and not take no for an answer

So what's the latest cope for her not streaming?

what if the very important meeting was for another sponsorship stream? it's been a while since we had one of those.

>>48118459
i don't know bro, what's your latest cope for not having a dad?

>>48118485
If it is I hope it’s BA again. Unlikely though

https://youtu.be/tkNxeoWTb1s?t=13862
Timestamp for Kiara talking about Gura's replies

>>48118590
Would ruin ToT

>>48118581
She did mention blue archive last stream. Reading a chat comment admittedly, but still.

I hope that dox is not true

Gura has a really big head

>>48118694
It's empty

>>48118634
she's saying what we're all thinking

>>48118634
thank you quaso

>>48118254
All me btw

>vanced is really dead dead
damn anyone know an alternate for mobile?

>>48118832
what are you talking about, its working fine for me

>>48118832
stop using mobile?

She's got a gun

>>48118832
revanced

>>48118832
I've been using NewPipe for years but it's not the same as full YouTUbe

Relevant line from a manga chapter I just read

>>48118942
straight through the heart, KAPOW

>>48118942
/ggg/ - Gura Got Guns

>>48116218

Huhaha~~ nerd

>>48118761
UOH

What is Gura

>>48118459
There is no cope anymore. She just doesn't want to. Everyone used to say projects, but there haven't been any projects for over a year.

>>48119607
Baka

Gura is an ungrateful, lying bitch.

>>48119865
>there hasn’t been any projects for over a year
Regardless of how you feel about her output this is just a straight up lie lmao

>>48119972
N-no.... you!

>>48119607
serafuku outfit SOON

>>48120073
The birthday video was made before June of 2021.

>>48120107
God I would goom the thickest ropes if this happens.

>>48120164
Sorry, I meant
*2022

>>48119865
must suck being a greybud

Gura isn't special anymore. She's just like every other e-thot trying to take advantage of other people's loneliness. Now that she has enough money, her fans don't mean anything to her anymore. She doesn't want to do anything new or fun or creative. She just wants to collect a paycheck from her fans and then fuck off to who knows where with god knows who. You're a retard if you think she's still alone.

>>48120107
who cares

>>48120480
Of course she's not alone, she has me.

>>48120379
>Gura has Weezer blue eyes
>I have Weezer blue eyes
WE ARE

>>48120280
I'm not a grey and watchalongs aren't projects.

>>48120497
I care.

>>48120567
project my nuts on your face

If she's lying, then I hope whatever illness she has gets worse.

>>48120280
why he not drawing anymore?

>>48120567
She just mentioned a project she talked about before progressing in that watchalong dummy. Gura has always had a problem with time management so all her projects take longer than most.

>>48120567
I guess you don't listen to Gura when she speaks then, typical "viewer".

>>48120635
Gura doesn't.

>>48120653
Made me chuckle out loud

>>48120567
Are covers projects or are you gonna move the goalposts on that too?

>>48120696
She also said she had 2 new original songs. That was 6 months ago. She's a chronic liar.

wtf I hate Gura now?? I can't believe after all these years the shitposting finally worked!
Now excuse me, I have a lot of schizoposting to do.

>>48120891
I wish I still loved her, but she's a two-timing whore.

These projects have been going on for 14 months. At this point you are basically an anti if you bought a concert ticket or are supporting these projects in anyway that take time away from being with my wife.

>mentions she played Powerwash Sim coop and finished the game offstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=16193s
>the update she talked about playing came out on May 19th
>on the week of May 23rd she took 5 days off and only came back because she had a shill stream

I put two and two together and found the following:

>turns out Chumjoker's screenshots were actually real
>Her personal Discord (beppe#8399) is linked to HER in CowsIAM's Discord sever
>>>>>>>>/data/vt/img/0255/62/1654451235972.png
>>>>>>>>/data/vt/img/0255/62/1654451556391.png
>CowsIAM is a DBD streamer that she follows and she used to post in his sever
>BarbieSE aka BarbieOnWeed streamed with HER 5 times
https://files.catbox.moe/f501n9.png
>all those screenshots of her playing with Barbs (as she calls him) turn out to be real
>she cancelled streams last minute and lied to Chumbuds to play with him several times

>it's confirmed she's still in contact with him as he is one of the first 10 followers on her Gawr Gura Twitch channel created on January 7th 2022
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330427694.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330569617.png


>BarbieSE stopped going online on March 26th. The same week that Gura got back from Japan. By the 30th, Gura stopped streaming again and went silent. Four days later, she lied anout her ISP and not being able to stream because she was sunburned. Of course, she didn’t say what she was doing outside because she was spending time with him.
>Gura streams on the 5th but then goes radio silent for another week. BarbieSE finally went online for the first time since the 26th on April 12. He went online again yesterday and then when that was posted here, he immediately logged off or changed his status to offline. Now, Gura is streaming because he’s been back home since at least the 12th. He went to visit her and they couldn’t be more obvious.

>the last time he didn’t play anything for more than a week was between February 21 and February 28. Which was the week right before Gura left for Japan

I'm going to drink beer and eat fatty food

>>48121078
The last part should be January, not February.

canonically a stinky fart shark

>>48120891
yeah man for me it was about a year and half of shitposting before I realized, they're right, gura is 100% suckin' on a dick longer than any human made structure in existence and has been faking her entire personality like lex luthor the whole time.
how did we not realize sooner?

>>48121064
Oh new Lucas?

wew they've been at it all day since their little thread died.

>>48121226
no it's old

>>48121251
They'll get bored eventually. Same as always.

>>48121196

Yeah, me.

When I started watching hololive my spotify playlists would be all Japanese music now 3 years later it's nothing but sad emo music...
Somehow hololive made me LESS of a weeaboo.

is gura silky smooth all around like a real shark?

>>48121358
They can sperg away doesn't matter to me. Unusable thread == less distraction from my programming reps.

>>48121078
Holy based. Cumkek will never recover from all these proof of her lies. Even today's tweet is obviously her still in a dazed state after taking drugs and going at it with Barb

>>48121078
That stream ruined everything.
This was the time right before the strawpoll accident and the powerwash shit is the reason why anons started looking into everything again. Shortly after, the founder's badge was found and the discord deletions happened.
The fact that she tried to secretly make a joke in front of all her fans that he has a big dick because she knew he was watching and didn't think anyone would catch it is truly disgusting and it made me realize I didn't know her at all.
https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5351
>Bae: (talking about the tunnel) It's very big! Wow! Okay!
>Gura: *looks at her other screen*, quietly says B*** under her breath
>Gura: *looks back at her game screen and then quickly glances back at the other one while smiling*
She's a horrible human being that takes advantage of others' sorrow and looks down on those that love her.

>>48121465
Hololive cured my yellow fever

speaking of karaoke, what song you want to hear buds? new app means new song list

>>48121806
Same desu. Now when I see a cute white girl, I think about how similar she might be to Gura...

>>48121870
I just want to hear that she's going away forever.

>>48121870
zoomer white girl summer songs

>>48121870
More country music

>>48121870
gura should sing burzum

Imagine wasting a year of your life to gather information on anti'ing Gura and it all amounts to is "This is my headcannon so it has to be true". I'd probably just kill myself.

oh silly me, forgot to post the link
https://www.joysound.com/web/karaoke/

>>48121870
How about "Can't Help Falling in Love", but don't ask why that song used to make her cry.

>>48121870
Do they have Disney?

>>48122044
He has a savior complex and a pretty bad case of aspergers

>>48122075
is it just japanese songs? That's kinda disappointing

>>48122145
Memory is hazy, but I'm pretty sure somebody said disney straight up told them to stop singing disney songs. Moona maybe?

>>48122219
I think Mori said that

>>48122044
NTA, and there's no definitive proof that they're more than friends, but they are obviously very close and if you think otherwise than you're actually retarded and intentionally ignoring everything in front of you.
The most sinister part of it is that there isn't enough to confirm anything, but there is enough that any sane person who loves her should be worried.

>>48122075
Fuuuuck I know nothing. Ever since I started doing reps 2 years ago viking metal has slowly replaced my jpop taste.

>>48122219
what's wrong with kikeney?

GURA DICK IS REAL

>>48122326
So its your headcannon. Got it. Thanks for confirming yet again.

>>48122219
Disney is extremely litigious. I'm sure if you want to do Disney karaoke it has to be all Disney and nothing else, and you probably have to give them a cut of the donations earned.

Tiny girl slit.

>>48122510

>>48122044
The saddest part is how he wants it all to be true
He's making his own life miserable by buying into his own craziest delusions. Gura mumbling to herself is enough to make him feel completely demoralized and betrayed

>>48122572
>The saddest part is how he wants it all to be true
I would give anything for it not to be.

>>48122500
A cut? I'm sure they'd want it all, plus a hefty fee to use their IP in a public performance

>>48122326
>NTA
>yet it got deleted along with the rest of the schizo posts
Yeah sure buddy, you're definitely "NTA"

fish penis

>>48122691
I self deleted because this shit is off-topic, moron.

>>48122044
Please understand he’s just trying to save us all from wasting our time with Gura because she’s really been lying to us and is evil and manipulative. He wants to feel like he is the true savior.

>>48122326
I mean, I have a close gaming friend that’s a girl I met in CS and I’m not traveling to Ireland to fuck her every week. Until something real is posted I’m still a unicorn for Gura. A lot of this stuff is insane reaching.

>>48122748
Self delete your life next, please.

I've been befriending Japanese chumbuds on Twitter that want to learn English more. They're so cute.

>>48120994
Heh my wife is an emergency room nurse. I wonder how well it'd go if I decided to wreck the hospital because I wanted to spend time with her.
Some of you are a little too clingy. A lot of women get creeped out by clingyness.

>>48123101
turn in your fanbase reflects oshi card, you are no longer like Gura with social anxiety this low

>>48123101
stop grooming jp fembud!

I rebooted a remote server with a bad stick of RAM and it came back up LETS GOOOOOO

>>48123101
Proof? I want to see the cute.

>>48123101
Be sure to apply correction to them if they get out of line.
Female or male, doesn't matter. Show 'em who is boss.

>>48122788
How close?

>>48123101
>befriending
read that as beheading first, was quite intrigued

>>48123136
You're wife made a promise to you that she would always be faithful. Gura has never promised us anything. If your wife dissapeared without warning for weeks at a time and then refused to talk about it when she got back, you would be suspicious of her too.
You don't deserve to be married because you are too fucking stupid.

>48123329
What brings one to seethe so much?

>>48123329
:3

>>48123329
Where's your marriage docs and ring tying you together.

>>48123488
He is projecting his insecurity to us chumchads, his oshi is not even Gura

>>48123288
She’s the second person I talk to the most online and it’s been like that for 4-5 years.

Gura. My wife.

>>48123627
Gura isn't my wife, she's my oshi. She's implied she's single and a virgin, but she's most likely a liar and doesn't care about her fans.
I hope your wife cheats on you, anon. You deserve it.

Gura's pissy cunny

>>48123723
this post. mine.

>>48123488
dunno, they've been at it all day which is weird because these kinds of raids usually happen when actual chumbies are stressed but aside from them the thread is pretty chill

>>48123677
she's fucking someone else.

>>48123762
Gura tweeted, it's enough to makes them seethe.

>>48123762
my wife tweeted a lot today, I'm happy

>>48123737
Listen to the horrible things you're willing to say over this shark girl
Ask yourself, is this worth it anon? Is this how you want to spend your precious time on this Earth? Is this what you want to be remembered for?

>>48116791
I actually have great feet visually. I judge others based on their shitty feet

>>48123737
>most likely
rofl you don't even believe your own rrat anymore

>>48123884
I want to sniff her farts

>>48123930

>>48123788
Yeah, me

I want to force Gura to get up and fart outside, away from me, no matter how much she wants to fart in my face I won't let her

>>48123737
t. schizo
>>48124056
i posted this

>>48124083
Just give in to the aroma anon. Inhale those pheromones.

>>48124083
You could've just typed "I'm a homosexual"

>>48124083
Faggot

I reported him to Cover and sent a message to T. Chan by the way, showing post IDs from today and the past few days. Real or not, this is slander with how frequently he’s posting.

>>48123665
>insecurity
Regardless of whether you think they are more than friends or not, Gura enjoys spending her time more with someone else than she does with any of her fans. Nothing you say or do will change this. She will always prefer her time with him over streaming for us. She enjoys the company of another man more than she enjoys spending time with you. She has canceled streams in the past to play with him. None of you mean anything to her and none of you ever will.

>>48123762
Who is frustrated? I'm fairly content right now. We got several streams to look forward to, she literally gave me exactly what I asked for in terms of communication last stream, and she tweeted an exceptional amount today. It's looking pretty good to me.

>>48124571
assuming this is real good job

>>48124571
There's enough evidence that it would never be considered slander. But nice try, SEAfaggot.

>>48124571
Based

>>48124629
that's literally what my post was about, chumbies are on the upswing

>>48124700
Stream tomorrow for sure now that her big meeting is over.

>>48124571
It'll be hilarious when his hideous face is on the news getting arrested from his mom's basement like those other guys.

>>48124629
I'm pretty happy with weekly watchalongs if they keep happening.

>Fat cat keeps referencing Gura every minecraft stream
>Gura unlikely to ever return to completing her temple or playing minecraft until half a year has passed
it hurts

Pizza Tower tomorrow

>>48124800
I think Gura specifically gave her "Gura mention" permissions which is why she's mentioning her so much, they both know letting the magic Gura word fall from her lips is an instant clip.

>>48124800
Fatto Catto loves the Goob. Someday soon Gura will have the motivation to start Minecraft up again

>>48124852
No way, anon.
She already wants to do 2 other games and a watchalong. That's her 3 dedicated weekly streams.

>>48124571
based chumbatman

>>48124571
Even if your intentions are good, it won't do shit and you're wasting their and your time. You clearly don't understand how the law works.
First, Cover would have to sue 4chan to hand over the IP addresses. Then a Judge would have to subpoena their ISP for their identity. At every point in such a lawsuit, the affected parties would just claim having to turn over such information would be a violation of the First Amendment. Cover would have to demonstrate actual harm and then a judge would have to be persuaded that the person posting such things did it while knowing it was false. To do that, Cover would have to convince a judge that no reasonable person could infer that she is lying about her life based on the evidence in this thread. The case would be laughed out of court.

>>48125281
noel sued 4chan before, i think it sort of worked iirc

>>48124852
did you miss the scooby watchalong? she said they still haven't got pizza tower permission

>>48124800
I like Ogayu, she's a good chumbie.

weeb shark

>>48125342
If anything, Noel might have sued for copyright infringement, however, because of section 240 protections, 4chan is immune to such lawsuits, and the most they would have to do would be hand over the person's IP. That's not the same thing as a libel case, which is what this would be, not slander. (Slander is spoken, while libel is written.)
Any such action Cover would bring against 4chan over mean words would be seen as them trying to silence their critics and would be seen as an attack against anonymous speech.

Gura is not a brat. She does not need correction.

fugg

>>48125626
I apologize. I meant section 230, not 240.

>>48120696
Anon, the retard is not a member, he doesn't know what gura talks about in member streams, just stop replying

>>48124800
I hope Okayu recognizes how horrible of a person Gura is soon. Hurting me is one thing, but only a monster would hurt Okayu.

>>48125670
Explain this then

I love Gura. Sorry if that bothers you.

>>48126012
source?

>>48126131
qt

>>48124961
It's because Okayu made her house next to Gura's and so her trident is always showing up on stream. She's also extremely considerate and talks to her chat about where she's building, because she doesn't want to encroach on Gura's space. It makes me sad seeing Okayu like this knowing that Gura will never live up to the person who Okayu thinks she is.

>>48126144
https://twitter.com/MortieGhost/status/1637134009611296770

>>48126131
lewd

>>48126169
Maybe you should stop worrying about others and focus on getting your schizophrenia under control

>>48126012
>>48126144
>>48126227
that is a child buds....

>>48126131
She loves gura just like me

>>48126169
okayu watches gura streams and talks to her on discord she knows her more than you

>>48126227
https://twitter.com/MortieGhost/status/1604582861431926784
Cute

Stop gooming to little girls you sick fucks

>>48126131
Chances are Gura goes back to minecraft soon to do some more stuff with fatto catto?

>>48126494
roll for the last 2 numbers

>>48126131
Do you think it would it hurt Okayu more if Gura graduated or if Gura stuck around long enough for her to find out that the cute girl she loves is actually a lying, apathetic whore who doesn't care about anyone or anything other than herself and how much money she's making from her gullible fans?

>>48126494
100% in a couple of months at best

>>48126455
Nyo

>>48126494
I bet Gura doesn't know about the new Okayu clips. Mention them to her in a superchat and her desire to play Minecraft will overflow.

This guy is a joke, holy moly.

>>48126494
Soon? Probably the same as the chances of her making that ASMR lovenest that that one insipid faggot is always talking about.

Dropping the "I'm totally a disillusioned chumbud larp" already?

90% chance of a stream tomorrow
if not then I will run naked outside for an hour

>>48126342
Okayu's English is very poor, even among holomen. There is zero possibility of Okayu having ever had a substantial conversation with her beyond mere simple platitudes. And there's nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't say that Okayu has some deep understanding of who Gura is as a person.

>>48126999
Indecent exposure is a felony.

Really? That's the one you delete?

>>48127040
not if I don't get caught

I'm disillusioned for those reasons listed, anon.

>>48127040
Only in public, he didn't specify if it would be on his own property or not.

>>48126351
Inb4 they are actually trans.

>>48127470
As long as they don't turn themselves into a mockery of humanity with hormone fuckery, fine with me.

>>48125626
Anon, two guys got arrested very recently for mean words on 4chan. You are not safe, so watch what you say.

>>48126999
Make sure you have some sunscreen. Otherwise you'll end up bedridden, unable to post here or even make a simple fucking tweet.

>>48127551
Those guys were making actionable and verifiable threats, including committing real world violence.
It is not the same, you smooth-brained dummy.

>>48127729
Penis parking. T u T

>>48127729
is this a crop?

>>48127710
Yes it is the same, there were several threatening posts like that made in this thread against Gura. Are you sperging out about it because you're scared? I hope the cops break your back "by accident" when they slam the brakes while you're cuffed to the seat.

>>48127624
>>/vt/thread/S24905205#p24913069
disappointing that the original post was about kfp not >us...

>>48127845
I didn't see any posts like that. And I'm not sperging out about anything. I'm simply explaining to that other anon why his reports will be fruitless. Excuse me for understanding the law.

Gura used to make me happy.

Gurass

>>48128009
I remember you were sperging out trying to defend Depressed Nousagi as well. You're a real freak, no doubt one of his or Oboretai's lapdogs. I wouldn't be surprised if you made some of those posts about killing Gura, too.

>>48128330
I want to smack ai gurass

I hope the illness tha Gura lied about becomes real.

>>48128330
>>48127729

>>48128186
She still does, but she used to too.

>>48128332
Holy fucking schizo. I have no clue about any of the bullshit you're talking about and you pretty much just listed a bunch of faggots that I hate beyond measure, so now I'm pretty annoyed with you. What the fuck is your problem? Go be a schizoid faggot somewhere else. Or kill yourself. I don't care which.

I for one am happy with more Gura+Kiara interactions. I'm happy with any positive interactions with any holos, but still.

>>48128330
look at the little cun poking out under her ass cheeks

I don't get why these grudgers never speak up where Gura will see it, like prechat.

>>48128622
Or how about you just not defend people who spam this thread all day insulting Gura and threatening to kill her and her family? At the very least, the ones posting threats can be jailed and likely will be.

>>48128772
Most are shitposters piggybacking off of a menherabud.

>>48128772
Rainbow tridents scare them

what's good niggas

>>48128773
>threatening to kill her and her family
Like I said, I didn't see any of that. All I saw was doxxshit and cuckposting and none of that is "slander" as the original anon described it. You're right that threats of real harm are worth reporting, or at least they might be to others (personally I doubt anyone here has the balls to do anything), but that's not what I saw. To me, it looks like you're whining about mean posts that are calling her a whore and you think somehow that is enough to be legally actionable. It's not.

>>48128943
sup homie
wus crackin?

>>48128943
Fuck you, Gura.

puffy mons

>>48129166
why do niggas think i am Gura all the time lmao

>>48129302
thought she would have given this one a like...

>>48129073
There have been dozens of death threats like "I'm gonna rape and burn your corpse" and I'm sure some of them were posted by the schizo anti. Given the lengthy history of cyberstalking and ranting hatred against her, just one death threat should be enough to land the guy in prison.

>>48127729
>>48128330
this is a child

I hope she gets sicker and has to live with chronic pain. She deserves worse for lying.

>>48129392

>>48129302
God she's literally asking to be bred with hips like those.

>>48129392
Does she have an illness or not? Make up your damn mind.

>>48129392
Anon you fatty virgin, you lie all the time and to yourself.

>>48129378
Okay. I haven't seen any of those and there certainly haven't been any posts like that in this thread. So again, to me it just seemed like you were talking about the regular anti posts.
>the schizo anti
>the
There isn't just one, you dolt. The fact that you think it's all just one person makes you the most schizophrenic of all the anons here.

3rd unannounced day off in a row!

>>48129451
Ew. Don't post that shit here.

I miss her more than usual

>>48129571
there are 7 days in a week anon. how many streams did she mention were coming?

>>48129451
https://files.catbox.moe/6jvcn0.mp4
https://streamable.com/zmvi5w

>>48129571
still looks like a 2 to me, did you actually inspect element for that? that's pathetic

>>48129622
>believing her at all at this point.
It's just sad, anon.

>>48129637
kek

>>48129681
>please grudgepost my face

i am so excited to finally assemble my gaming rig chumbies, i had this pc for years but never put in new parts, getting ram tomorrow

>>48129533
Maybe you should read it again, you smooth-brained durian fucker. If I'm saying some of them were posted by the schizo anti, then I'm implying that I think there are garden variety trolls in addition to the schizo anti who just keeps going on forever.

>>48129737
Nice, what’re you rockin?

goob night

>>48129681
The only issue I ever had with Gura was not knowing what streams to expect for the week. She's been delivering on what she says. I'm happy and excited. Yes I know she used to stream more, and I'm ok with that; plenty of Holos used to stream more too.

>>48129843

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I went out tonight and saw a cute girl. I didn't say thing though because I don't wanna cheat on Gura. It was a pretty depressing drive home though, because I fucking miss Gura

>>48129857
I wish I could enjoy any of this anymore the way that you do. I used to be like that.

It's been 7 months since Gura last said she loved us.

>>48129968
Would you stop already.

>>48129968
i'm not saying this to insult you, but you have other issues going on if you can't enjoy her anymore

>>48129941
This is extra sad.
Gura, look what you are doing to them. Don't you feel horrible for tricking them like this? How do you sleep at night knowing what you are doing to these lonely people who love you?

>>48130054
I can't enjoy her because I don't trust her anymore. Everything she says now sounds fake and forced.

Gay larp

>>48130170
Like I said, you have other issues.

>>48130176
>>48124600

>>48130260
You mean like how I let myself fall in love with a grifting whore?

>>48130022
Imagine if she said it during ASMR.

Gura stream on Wednesday

>>48130334
Yeah, in the ASMR lovenest T o T

>>48130395
Why? Is her "friend" working today or something?

>>48130122
Kill yourself faggot

>>48130334
>>48130459
She won't. I doubt she'll ever say it again.

This guy's posts are just cringe. I don't know what the endgame here is even supposed to be.

>>48130520
You don't mean anything to her, anon. The fact that she's preventing you from finding someone who does is sad, and yet I doubt that she even cares about that.

>>48130607
I'm starting to believe the guy that said he's still seething over am*geddon

>>48130607
You need to hate Gura anon. I've been trying to get you to hate her for 2 years. Why don't you hate her yet?

>>48130643
Kill yourself faggot

>>48130607
I agree. What the fuck even is an "ASMR lovenest", anyway?

>>48130650
that's really doubtful, teamates have way more shit to get mad/disappointed about than just that old news

>>48130607
He's bored at work. The endgame is him being less bored.

>>48130705
This is a prototype of the lovenest. Gura will take off her kitty thigh highs for us right up against the KU100 here.

>>48130705
Don't give up Anon. We must make our dreams come true.

>>48130686
You are basically a cuck.
>>48124600

>>48130734
If I bothered to check, In pretty sure his uptick in activity coincides with the notame tweet

>>48130734
Then why has it always been Teamates being caught shitposting and larping in here over the years?

>>48130734
qrd?
I haven't been keeping up with ame at all

>>48130791
That looks like it would have horrible acoustics.

>>31746839
First known mention of the ASMR love nest, pic related.

>>48130888
Again. Horrible noise dampening. Terrible reverb. Your ASMR lovenest is pathetic.

>>48130744
I'm bored at work too, but it's not a good excuse to schizopost all night.
This is just retarded and serves no actual purpose.

>>48130875
teamate shitposters come and go, but antis are forever.

I hope she knows what true loneliness is like one day.

>>48130876
>qrd?
no, because this is a gura thread, not the "talk about how annoying teamates are" thread

How many angle shifts have they gone through already.

>>48130876
NTA, I don't watch her, but I don't think there's anything that out of the ordinary going on at the moment. I think she may have posted on her roommate or something and that upset some people, maybe?

>>48131219
>they
Literally one person.

>>48131264
Only non-Teamates get upset at being trusted enough to see Ame's desk. Gura would NEVER trust her fans with footage of her desk, not in a million years.

>>48131287
ESLchama...

>>48130650
I mean, the guy had to dig up chumjoker posts from a year previous, so it's a newfag that arrived in 2022 that would have to dig up amegeddon as well.

>>48131364
Alright, jeez. Like I said, I didn't know what was going on. But you're definitely right about the second part.

>>48131287
That can still refer to one person.

>>48131364
>Gura would NEVER trust her fans with footage of her desk, not in a million years
well yeah, because gura's house is basically like pee wee's playhouse and that fucker can talk. she doesn't want to invade its privacy like that

>>48131440
kek

>>48131380
Chumjoker posts are from 2021, newfag. No one brought up chumjoker posts. The deleted posts in this thread are from what happened last june.

>>48130876
She said recently she wasn't feeling motivated, and she seemed kind of depressed. That's about it.

>>48131476
Are you retarded or esl or something?

I cleaned the toilets!

One day, when she is old, and her parents are gone and her cat is gone, I hope she'll have no one else to visit her and then maybe she'll finally understand why taking advantage of lonely people is wrong.

I want to put my pp in gura

>>48131706
gj anon

>>48131706
uh, yeah, those toilets?
all me

>>48131671
Are you trying to say you think the person here right now is the same person from last year that brought back the chumjoker posts in June? Because if yes, then that's even dumber.

Pp I want to put my gura in

>>48131895
Anon, you can't even read English correctly.

What if the cleaning service that Gura was a part of was that one from a few years ago that would clean your house while nude? What if that's why she's so secretive?

>>48132015
I can, but you clearly have difficulty writing it, as evidenced by >>48131476.

>[Deleted]
Does this guy ever sleep? Holy shit.

>nude cleaning service
that's a front for prostitution, isn't it

>>48132087
Ah, so you're both esl and retarded.

Not gura once said she only wanted someone who was taller than six feet.

>>48132143
no it's so they don't get their clothes dirty dumbud

>>48132170
Kind of a red flag, ngl.

YOURE BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUE

>>48132143
Well, if the shoe fits...

Gura

>>48132104
He should, he's really boring.
His terrible shitposts need a cooldown before he inevitably tries again.

I want to put my penis inside the gura bagina.

>>48132143
>"I'm right here".

>>48132252
That's not Gura, that Gooweh

>>48132170
Congrats, you finally said something that made me sad.

>>48132340
If thats the case then I'll fuck it twice as hard

What does it mean?

I want Gura to push me down and bite into me, her hunger so great she swallows one chunk of my body after another, unable to stop herself from devouring me whole. I will become one with her.

>>48132439
kino soon

>>48132455
I want Gura to tell the truth, but neither of our unlikely scenarios will ever happen.

>>48132619
I want to put my penis into fembud

>>48132455

>>48132488
I do hope they collab again (lol). I used to be a big fan of Ame, but I lost interest the less she had to do with Gura, honestly.

>>48132170
>>48132213
Sounds like something a slut would say.

>>48132619
2 devices or mass-self delete. Which is it?

>>48132681
based and same desu

Schizo-kun, you're embarrasing yourself.

>>48132143
Gura did want to give people massages. It looks like she was dead set on being a legal whore, fuck that's hot.

>There are anons who aren't over 6ft
KEK

>>48132681
>>48132749
honestly the instant they collab again this thread will be right back to AMESAME I KNEEL, THEY ARE, ONE TRUE PAIRING etc. and drop the act of caring about kiara/ina/fauna or whatever other garbage people act like matters somehow now, and all will be right with the world again