/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48031584
...we're waiting anon

>>48031584
you forgot the ITT and you forgot to rate the thing

We can't even continue the thread because OP was supposed to go first...

>>48032147
Give him a minute..

We are all waiting patiently, OP

OP please... I'm on the edge...

>40min
Op sleep? 草

His internet cut out huh

>>48031982
OP you need to remake this thread now.

>>48032147
OP died when he realized Polka's sex drive is higher than 10

brother's internet really didnt want him to rate vt sex drives huh?

OP hate

>>48031584
>I'll go first
What did OP mean by this?

>>48037395
They jerked off so hard they passed out

We must wait. OP will surely come back and rate chuuba sex drives.
Then, we'll be able to do so as well.

>>48031584
We are still waiting for you OP. No one will post shit until you start.

OP? You gonna start or not?

OP busted a fat nut and passed out I guess.

what if OP thought he'd get a quick session with polka to rate it properly but he hasn't been able to stop yet

how am I supposed to post in this thread?

If I don't know Polka's sex drive, how can I pleasure her properly, OP?

OP please, I need to know Polka’s sex drive for my fanfic.

OP, come back!!!!!

op here (new ip because previous ip hort)
my rating is

OP IS DEAD
OP REMAINS DEAD

If OP isn't going to start then let's discuss which chuubas are getting enough healthy sleep.

>>48050139
Sure I'll start

>>48031584
OP IS DEAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>nearly six hours ago
We're never going to hear from him again bros...

>>48050727
Shhhhhh. OP is sleeping...

>>48050863
We'll just have to wait all night.

>>48031584
Haachama 5 out of 10

>>48051255
While Haachama is pure sex and my oshi, OP clearly said he will go first. Delete this until he comes back.

>>48051255
Are you OP? no? then you better delete this anonchama

>>48051314
who said that im not OP?

>>48051359
The new IP and not rating Polka.

It's 2 AM but I can't go to bed without knowing what OP rates Polka's sex drive.

How will I sleep tonight without knowing what Polkas sex drive is?

>>48051255
Delete this right fucking now.

look at me, im the OP now. and i >>48051255
went first and now you all go

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
OP, the floor is yours, please proceed

>>48051553
Not until I get proof AND Polka is rated.

>>48031584
polka 7/10 sex drive

>>48051787
This poster is sus. Is he really OP?

>>48051787
alright pack it up, we're done here

OP graduated...

>>48031584
>>48051787
file names don't add up, very sus

>>48055190
I think it's opposite of that image: OP isn't here, but everyone else is.
Maybe OP keeled over from mental strain after making the thread. Ganbare OP.

>>48056575
OP disintegrated after posting this…

What if there was never an OP to begin with?

This is one of the most legitimately funny threads on this board in a while I can't believe it's still alive

Maybe the real OP was the friends we made along the way

>>48031584
OP... we miss you..

>>48059342
The more you know

>ITT OP is a master of suspense

*TING TING TING TING*
Everyone please! Quiet down now, let the man speak!
OP, apologies, the floor is yours!

Don’t let this thread die

It's okay OP, I know it looks like it's too late, but nobody will judge you, DOZO !

Can't wait for OP's rating.

>>48031584
OP, I'm begging you

Let him cook

>>48057036
...but then who was thread?!

Has anyone noticed that this is really common? People make a thread and then never reply in it. That's not normal when threads are made by real human beings. No I will not take my meds.

OP is a bitch who can’t put out

OP is alive, but is hospitalized in critical condition after a circus accident.

>In 8 of 10 estrous periods, a single mating followed by an extremely long copulatory lock (mean 1 h 58 min) was observed during continuous video monitoring. In the other two cycles, copulation occurred 2 and 3 times.
Polka got him... It's over...

Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor OP, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite OP memories.
>We rate chubba sex drives from 1-10
Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?
>I'll go first
Ah, we sure had some great times OP. I'm gonna miss you bro.

Maybe OP was confident in his rating when he made the thread, but upon pondering the matter of Polka's sex drive, realised that he may not be able to accurately rate it so he lost confidence and ran away.
Someone post the image about how long foxes are in heat.

OP please deliver us your rating

guys OP is just a little shy please just give him a little more time.

It's okay OP, we understand your struggles. We aren't here to judge you, rather, as you said, discuss chuuba sex drives. Now, with the elephant in the room cleared, please provide us your rating.

OP I don't wanna see your name in the newspaper followed by dates... please give us a sign.

>>48071395
>Mysterious deaths of men caused by heart attack plague the city, leaving authorities baffled and citizens frightened.
>Despite similar cases, autopsies have failed to identify medical reasons for sudden deaths, raising concerns of a potential epidemic of an unknown disease.
>The deaths appear to be linked to high-stress physical activity, but investigators have yet to identify a clear culprit.

Op doko?

>>48071590
He caught the polkacircus... no cure...

>>48051255
>extremely low quality post

alas, poor OP
I knew him well
well, not really...

OP... please come back...

It's okay OP. We can get help. You just need to post your full legal name, address, and social security and credit card numbers.

>>48067500
Dunno about an image but for fennec foxes
>Females will go into estrus for one to two days, and following copulation the gestation period lasts between 50 and 53 days.
So after Wed 8pm GMT, if OP hasn't come back, he will be presumed dead
Also, fun fact
>Extreme panting helps fennec foxes keep their temperatures regulated when the heat climbs; breathing rates climb from 23 breaths per minute to up to 690.

>>48031584
his wings were ready, but our hearts weren't....

OP please, we don't hate you, just pick up the phone

For sale;
"sex drives"
Never rated.

Polka has OP in the copulation tie. We won't hear back from him for hours after he's drained if every last drop of semen

>>48067202
Quality post.

...fucking hate this OP...

mfw OP still hasn't posted his rating

>>48076095
why is she angly?

>>48077244
She's next on the line and she must know her rating

please come back home OP

>>48031584
OP...

OP was actually haachama and we saw her die in real time

>>48031584
OP, you'll come back if this thread hits it's bumplimit? RIGHT?

rip op

OP ran with the rating...

OP PLEASE

Sorry bros, I rushed to OP's home and couldn't see him anywhere, the only thing I saw was that one of the windows of his room was open, along with... some strange nail scratches around the wall and the windowsill, along with... some clown ornaments?...
Sorry, got no clue where he went.

>>48083638
OP got consumed by the clussy...

We must hold steady! OP will resurrect!
And then, after he posts his sex drive rating, we will be allowed to as well...

19 hours. OP is coming back soon, right? Right?

>>48031584
>still hasn't posted rating
probably started fapping to the picrel and passed out afterwards

>>48073462
>>48083638
god...
imagine what this women could do with her thighs completely locked around you... haha i mean that would be terrible

>>48085449
I fucking wish Polka was a real gyaru chuuba...Holo desperately needs one.

Anons... I'm losing hope.
Has he forsaken us?

OP will never come back...

I KILLED OP

>>48088630
Rip, he'll be missed

OP pls I beg you,I want to rate my oshi sex appeal

> OP was typing the reply sitting in a Russian trench or Foxhole when a Ukrainian drone smoked him
Press F

>>48066844
fox clussy too stronk...

I don't believe the rrats about OP's death.
He's going to come back and give us the rating we've all been waiting for, I know it

>>48089044
>>48085449
Probably shouldn't have looked at the thread, as now I am horny before going to work.

>>48089593
>anon: sex drive 10/10

>>48085449
Oh it's not her thighs anon. Her vagina muscles are so strong that it locks the penis in place, sometimes for hours. After which, Polka then drains her mate's cum till there isn't one sperm cell left in his balls. Consent isn't required for this procedure. She will do this.

>>48090064
>OP was about to rate Polka's sex drive as a 2/10, UNTIL!
>The clown appears! Miffed at being rated so low!
>Has sex with OP until he gives up, but her vaginal muscles hold him in her grip
>He can't separate from the clown, he can't reach the computer to change the rating to 5/10

>>48090064
that sounds, uh, awful.
where do i sign up ?

>>48090064
wow with a high enough sex drive that would absolutely terrifying
too bad OP isnt around to tell us what that would be

drawfag cord
https://discord.gg/4BRf25pZJf

OP wanted to experience Polka's sex drive in practice
Turns out the ratings maxing out at 10 was a mistake because she's still draining his balls.

>>48089031
>OP typed the captcha in early
>drone strike, he's dying and barely conscious
>desperately wants to type 10, but he's shaking and full of blood so he presses the Submit button instead
>dissapointed that he failed the last thing he'd ever do
>sees his post appear and has a last look at the image of his oshi that he posted
>smiles and closes his eyes forever

https://discord.gg/4BRf25pZJf
drawfag discord

>>48073348
I can't believe OP is Ernest Hemingway!

It's over...

OP is working on a scoring mechanism to be able to correctly rank chuubas sex drive.
One day, when he's done, he'll be back.
I rele beleb.

op is currently founding a new corpo so he can go first

This reminds me of the time when ym Oshi fucked off and was never to be seen again. Maybe they married and live happily ever after. That would be nice.

>>48031584
come on man. I wanted to talk about how horny are they. Calculate faster

>>48031584
best thread of the board rn

>>48096832
he misaligned the parallel universes, it'll be a while until he makes it back

>>48098912
He just needs to build up speed for 12 hours and maybe he can get back to the right PU.

OP reminds us that our oshi can be taken away at any time and without warning, so we should cherish the time we have

op ran away with the fucking money

[Important Notice]

We are sorry to announce that due to the reasons explained in the attached file, we had to make the decision to terminate our contract with OP, effective immediately.

Thank you for your understanding.

>>48100335
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>48100335
good riddance

>>48100335
/vt/ is a black board...

>>48100335
fishman please, one last poach....

>>48100335
black company

Best fucking thread in a while

>>48100335
BLACK COMPANY

>>48100335
Anyone who followed OP in his past threads saw this coming a mile off. I bet he was siphoning dubs too.

>>48099123
>to get back he needs to execute a 0.5 A press

>>48101921
>deflecting this hard
Polka you can stop pretending you didn't fucking kill him.

>>48100335
It's... unironically over...

>>48100335
/vt/ is a tomorrow board??

>>48102098
TJ "OP" Yoshi will argue that an A press is an A press and you can't say it's only half.

>>48100335
>/vt/ has no graduatio- ACK!

>>48102388
We haven't. This is a termination, not a graduation. OP broke his contract.

Hi, its me, op. I've lost contact with you guys due to contract shenanigans but im fine now. Now, let's return to original topic and discuss sex drives and Polka in particular. I th

>>48102452
OP? OP?!

OP!!!

>>48102452
why are you th

NO GODS
NO MASTERS
NO OPS
WE MUST TAKE THIS THREAD INTO OUR OWN HANDS
I AM OP NOW
Starting with Polka, I would rate her a

OP probably intended for someone to reply to him rating Polka's sex drive while simultaneously posting a picture of another chuuba to be the rated by the next reply, and so forth. That's just my rrat though, we'll never know since he's been terminated.

let me be clear in saying this - when you consider Omaru Polka,

>>48051255
Let op speak faggot

I LOVE POLKA

>>48089031
Good, one less zigger.

Polka is easy, you can tell by this picture of her what her sex drive is to the second digit past the decimal

>>48102951
>Polka is easy, you can tell by this picture of her what her sex drive is to the second digit past the decimal
20

OP doko?

Number 15: /vt/ Thread Abandonment. The last thing you'd want in your /vt/ Sex Drive thread is OP abandoning it. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing Polka's clown booba. With the statement: "We rate chubba sex drives from 1-10." Admittedly, he said he would go first.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:55 AM on April 24, and a mere 4 minutes later, the thread in question was alerted to the rogue OP. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did that happen? Well, the OP hadn't answered his own question about the sex drive of the chuuba in the uploaded photo, which suggested the OP is MIA. This was at 12:06. Just 1 and a half hours later at 1:36, the OP was posted about with wishes of a happy sleep. 5 hours later, a 4channer faked being OP. And one day later, at 12:25, a screenshot was posted: /vt/'s "Termination of OP's Contract" Twitter post. The termination, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Anons contacted the 4chan board in question. When questioned, the mods said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can go back to rating the sex drives of vtubers in peace.

It's over... it's so over...

>casts a spell to make Polka's sex drive incalculable

>>48100335
rrats???

>>48107007
OP never cleared the thread with management. Mane-chan shut the thread down before OP got to release the numbers. Say whatever fucking meme about "talent freedom" you want, but OP signed the corpo contract and agreed to all their rules.

Be patient guys, I'm sure OP's been busy evaluating Polka's sex drive for the last 26 hours so he can give us an accurate rating.

>>48107755
We've gotta do something, he's gonna die of exhaustion before she's done with him!

>>48100335
MY OP GRADUATED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>48108696
OP, if you're here, I can take Polka off your hands. I'll test her sex drive fully for you.

>>48100335

>>48101514
>>48102388
dramafags that post wasn't a reference to yuri get it right

So this is how "We rate chubba sex drives from 1-10" dies...

>>48104018
kek

Post your prediction.
>OP resets his router, applies as a different Anon
>OP creates one last thread on his roomate's personal image board
>OP disappears completely
>OP joins vshojo

>>48113140
>vshojo
OP is a whore...

>>48100335
Sayonara OP, it was nice catching your streams from time to time

>>48113140
Wait Vshojo TERMINATED OP???

>>48113533
>OP is a whore...
Not yet, but soon.

So none of you faggots talked about senchou? she's a 30/10

>>48114931
We're waiting for OP. Delete this post immediately.

>>48113140
>/vt/ terminates OP
YOU ARE HERE
>OP joins vshojo
>OP interacts frequently with Kson
>JP reps helped.jpg
>OP collabs with Nazuna
>/RCSD/ implodes
>OP rapes Nazuna on stream while she tells her viewers she loves it
>Nazuna then rides OP until she squirms
>OP writes her down as a 6/10

>>48114950
Anon... I'm sorry but, it's too late for OP >>48100335

>>48115021
He will reincarnate. I BELEEB

>>48114931
Good for you, not underestimating women in their 30's.

Everyone just misunderstood op. He said he would leave first so that we can have our discussion in peace.

Guys this is terrible.
If OP ever comes back how will we even tell it's them?
What if OP already gave us their rating but we didn't believe it?

>>48115299
He was already terminated. He's dead in my eyes.

>>48051787
lovely balloons

>>48115166
Even when she reaches her 40's she'll probably still be a sex demon

>>48100335
>OP got terminated
>Thread is still not pinned
Bros...

MODS - STICKY IN MEMORIUM FOR OP

>>48100335
/vt/ YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DONETE 2000 ARS TO OP YOU ARE BLACK COMPANY IM CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP YOU ARE BITCH

>>48114931
That's really cool and all, but you aren't OP and that isn't Polka.

I just wanted to know what polka's sex drive is..
RIP OP
Probably the sadest thread on this board atm

>>48119191
Anon please... It's time to face reality, OP already graduated

absolutely devastating about OP

>>48114931
You know she's not even a 2/10, ichimitranny.

Im OP's cousin, he was hospitalized last night for to much mental snu-snu

OP will save us all and deliver his rating once this thread reaches bump limit. BELIEVE IT!!!

OP here
sorry, I was too busy sucking dicks. Anyway, I'll start

>>48067202
Based. Still waiting for a hag vtuber who fondly reminisces about Homestar Runner.

Fuck OP, I am an OP anti now.
Who does this bitch think he is? I'm fine if he wants to take a break every now and then, but how can you just cut contact with your fans like that and then what, expect to come back and think everything's going to be ok? Can't even take 1 minute of your day to send out a tweet or something to let us all know what's going on? FUCK OP, you used to be my oshi, but now I will stalk you to then end of the internet. Every reincarnation, I will be there, to drag you down to the pits where you belong, you fucking BITCH

>>48123397
>>48100335
OP...
It's too late...

while we wait for OP, what would you guys rate Polka's sex drive?

>>48123498
BASED

>>48123519
Good question, I'll start

>>48123519
I'll handle this one guys

>>48123519
I have a good answer but need to go do something real quick. Don't start without me!

Is nice to see good threads instead of another gura or tempus one

>>48100335
I refuse to believe OP forgot to answer, vt managers definitly cut off OP internet and used that to make this graduation "legit"
VT again being a black company

>>48125028
>VT again being a black company
Always was. Right from the start.
Remember what they did to AO?

I MISS OP UUUUUUUUUUU

>>48122556
>chinks calling others trannies
oh im laughing

Guys, I have news. I just got off the phone with OP's mom. He was in an accident. It's bad. It turns out he was making this thread on his phone while driving and his car rolled on to the train tracks. He lost most of his body from the neck down and the doctors say he might never be able to reply to this thread again. Pray for him.

are you still buying OP's birthday merch and voicepack /vt/?

>>48125973
/vt/ charged me $1,000 for shipping, so hell no.

>>48125973
Of Course. until they revive at least then i'll throw it all away

>>48125973
Yeah, I'm really excited for the "OP makes you dino nuggets, forces you to watch a shitty 80's anime and calls you a fag" voicepack

I love you niggers

You fools, OP clearly rated Polka a >>48031584 out of 10.

>>48126247
DEEPEST LORE.

Former OP-dachi here, I ended my membership to him after all this time I can't stand him ditching us out of nowhere like this anymore. I stuck with him even after his collab with /mans/ but enough is enough

>>48126620
Imagine supporting him after collabing with men. Do you like getting cucked on stream or what?

I think someone very powerful just doesn't want us to know Polka's sex drive. OP knew too much.

>>48126734
Boy-on-boy dick munching is fine, it's cute. If he collabed with a girl though, that'd be a completely different story.

OP-san is dead
time to post your thread oshis, /vt/
>>48090725

>>48100335
OP redebut in VOMS when?

>>48100335

>>48110994
poachposting is funny even if dramaniggers went overboard

>>48127212
I really like >>48118738, but I don't know if I have settled on them as an oshi, because they are a little inconsistent. When they're not around I fall back to >>48116463 because she always is.

>>48127212
They should collab
>>47992306

>>48123397
SHHHH, THE NDA >>48100335

>>48127611
If Watamelon collabs with OP, I will become a Watamelon anti.

>>48100335
>using "their" instead of "his"
Congrats, you're a wokefag.

>>48129719
never know when a femanon is going to come and fuck something up

>>48129719
they/their has been used as a neutral pronoun since Shakespeare ya twit
don't just give trannies common english words like that

>>48129719
oh nyo basic english language features scary

Time to add OP to /grave/...