/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48016927
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I MISS ALTARE

>>48016927
DUDU MAO MY FAVORITE SHOTA ARTIST

Axel and Toi get along pretty well. Dingo out here making friends.

Dumb dingo... why the headshot...

I don't know why, but the way Axel says 'dumbass' is my favorite thing

>>48016943
AMEN.

>>48016943
in the name of josuijisus, amen

rpr has to tell dumb dingo what to do because the chance of Axel firing the flamethrower is way too fucking high
stupid bitch...

So you're telling me that I, who does NOT know japanese and didn't ever learn it, can understand a good 70% of the Rust streams most of the time? Did an ancient japanese spirit invade my body or something? Or is it actually THAT easy?

I miss Vesper

axel needs to learn the game more and contribute to become more reliable

>>48017336
Context is a pretty amazing thing.

>>48017336
Most of them speak in pretty simple phrases, a lot of them are English FPS terms so it helps.

>>48017336
try it without any visuals it's a lot harder instead of following along with basic game callouts, also they're being mindful of rpr with any complicated jp

>>48017336
How do you think Hololive got such a huge EN following before HoloEN? Gaming streams are surprisingly easy to follow with even just a rudimentary understanding of Japanese picked up from anime and vidya.

>>48017341
Two days as usual

>>48017365
didn't he play it for the first time 2 days ago?

My magclown and almond stocks are falling because of bettare NOOOOO

>>48017468
You're replying to Axelschizo

>>48017504
>>48017468
doesn't negate what axelschizo says

I miss him

Are other schedules out other than Hakka and Magni's?

>>48017365
Server is ending in 2 days, no reason to.

>>48017504
ah my bad, not fully awake yet. axel is a good dingo

>>48017540
Nice try axelschizo

JWU, did axel interact with any of the holo jp girls yet?

>>48017494
Threesome is the only solution

>>48017558
no

>>48017576
jokes on you i'm the flayonschizo

>>48017494
Sister just because other stonks are raising doesn't mean that others are falling, multiship those boys

>>48017558
Shinri forgot to post the schedule before formatting his computer. Should probably post later today

>>48017596
Over the last few days? Twappi, Matuli, Laplus (kind of)

>>48017596
A bit but la+ isnt that interested

>>48017547
he’s deep in bong pussy rn

>>48017468
Yea but schizo or not that anon's kinda right, the only things Axel has been doing are gambling (fine) and pestering people to take him on raids, where he doesn't really contribute with much. All the gear he has is stuff people have given him for free to help him out, he doesn't really farm anything to help out the people he's playing with, he isn't making a great name for himself like this.

>>48017658
i meant today

>>48017494
there will be a begni renaissance.... i believe!!! maybe after bettel's birthday stuff

>>48017719
oh gomen, just Matuli and some Lapchan

>>48017759
thanks

>>48017705
nice try, axelschizo

Axel you fucking FREAK

>>48016943
Amen.

>>48017724
Still waiting for magnoir and almond renaissance...

why the fuck do people (or one guy) keep wanting him to interact with la+? she’s not cute or funny. all the interactions she’s had with stars have been she griefs them and they take pity on her cause she’s broke. I don’t get the appeal at all

Why did he want Qpi's moaning voice on repeat as a good luck charm

>>48017882
nice try, axelschizo

>>48017882
Brothers want Axel to interact with any girl so they can live through him

if axelschizo and axelotlprime fought to the death who would win

>>48017905
nice try, axelschizo

>>48017889
because qpi is sex

>>48017705
When has Axel ever been helpful? Since the first zomboid vod with the boys Axel has been useless. He job is team moral and pet dog

>>48017934
nice try, flayonschizo

>>48017870
Were those ever dead? We still got a bunch of Altare mentions from Magni and they still interact even when Altare is on vacation. And magnoir is magnoir lol Vesper will never let it die

>>48017933
Yeah, not wrong. I have the feeling he's just gonna jerk it to the recording off-stream

>>48017870
maybe wow wednesday will bring a spark back to magnoir's love life (if magni starts showing up again kek), that's a rough one to wait for, good luck

>>48017889
can you blame him?

>>48017979
>he's just gonna jerk it to the recording off-stream
yeah, me

I'm sure these vp's will sell instantly kek

>>48017989
>if magni starts showing up again
magni is never attending wow wednesday again, anon.

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>48018005
needs more pixels

>>48018005
chiisai..

Calling all fujos. Axel and rpr will be doing BL Voicepacks only for the Rust stream

Still content with the kintama bro collab, tummy full~

>>48018096
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

So this is why Morf hasn't streamed in so long...

Just ask /mans/ for the script.

The biggest contribution Axel is gonna make to this server is fujo bait voice packs, beautiful. Make your dough, my guy

I had a dream where Axel hugged me really close and it made my heart pound…he’s not even my oshi and I’m not even a yume…I thought? Now I feel too embarrassed to even watch his stream.

>>48017341
>>48017462
I hate Mondays.

>>48018005
>Astel's girl again

>Axel says he's gonna show RPR around Tokyo but takes him to a lovehotel instead

Axel, feeding the sisters....

>>48018117
ToT ToT !!!!! malewife Morf!!!

>>48018096
based fujo ally

>>48018117
>Bitch egg
wym

>>48018131
I wish I were you...

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE!(On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>48018117
don't like cockroaches lay an eggcase with dozens of tiny eggs inside them? that's why if u see a tiny cockroach you know your house is fucked because for every one you see there's 50 others running around in the dark

wait where did axel get the qpi recording? he better not record his yuri trash on it…

>Talks about a NTR bit
>Immediately goes for Nanachan
I will legit firebomb his house.

>>48018345
you fool, he's commissioning BL to promote the voicepack

>>48018310
YATTA!! I need to order my pantsu soon~

>>48018310
>On sale until May 8th
I wish it was a little longer... so I can see if I want to order Bettel's merch too

I mean.

>>48018506
R

>>48018506
KEK

>>48018506
kek

>>48018505
yeah...sucks its literally just a couple of days before Bettel's bday. i'd suggest going into a group order to save money on the pantsu even though it'll take longer to arrive

KEK

>>48018505
there is a tempantsu group order open now for US, if you ask in the tempus server or any of the specific tempus boys' servers someone can send you an invite. will at least cut down on individual shipping for the first order, and the same server will host bettel birthday GO

>>48018686
Based

>>48018686
KEK MAMA GETS IT

>>48018686
mama's a fujo...

>>48018506
He looks confident but you know the one on the couch is the one getting dicked

>>48018686
mama...

>>48018708
this. may as well support the boys and save money by splitting shipping with each other. wish there was a way to shill the server here without the host being harassed but oh well..

>they have preorders
KEK

How many days do they have left?

>>48018686
based mama

You think he will actually go through with it?

>>48018822
for scraps? absolutely

nobody is gonna buy their vp…

>>48018822
Yes

>>48018848
not for axel no, but rpr? I can already think of at least 8 people

Dingo and rpr selling their dignity to fujobait all to gamble for scrap. I respect the hustle.

Everything is now BB for Axel kek.

win-win situation, fujos get yaoi CD dramas, axel gets to fulfil his breaking bad RP fantasy

there's only a few days left they need to do it soon if they are actually gonna do it

It's unironically over. The last straight Tempus member has been downed.

The meth lab is Axel's ultimate goal.

HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?

Jesus

LA CREATURA

this is the power of BL da...

Surprised he doesn't hang out with Astel much. Like at all

I just hope that if they do go through with it, it doesn't make sisters think that shipping publicly is suddenly okay

>>48019165
>concernfag

>>48019141
>Hang out with rpr too much
>Not hanging out with Astel enough
>Talk to girls more Aniki come on!
>Why is he shy
fuck off already

>>48019165
I'm going to post my hardcore ripdesk gay porn on their official art tags

Remember when Axel said not recording sussy shit?
Guess consistency is out the window.

>>48019179
Seeing how the begni sisters have been acting it is a valid concern

I miss themmmm

>>48019165
the only people that think it's okay are already doing it and doxxship religiously

>>48019215
can't say no to father in law

No clue what is going on in Axel's stream

>>48018889
8 people, who? i think you overestimate the amount of people who want to hear rprs esl vp, especially if they’re selling it for anything more than 2k scraps which is already extremely hard to get quickly unless you luck out gambling

Axel's "ok" is cute

Happily waiting to fish with Maguni. Drone striking fish with Maguni!

>>48019215
When has Tempus ever been consistent kek

why has Vesper not played fishing simulator yet. what is his malfunction

>>48019215
It's a funny bit in a Rust stream schizochama

>>48019265
this animation makes me lose my mind BIG LOVE

>>48019329
he wants to avoid altare at all cost

>>48019213
stop sperging retard

>>48019315
friends who would buy it just for fun, its easy stream content and nana already signed off on it if they have an illustration it's a wrap, 8 isn't even a lot of people the server is huge

>>48018126
5000 scraps.. dont think people in there have that much

Oh noes, Axel’s littering! Dramafags cancel him and make gay posts over it

>>48019418
You underestimate Rust autism, if they want to buy it they'll grind or gamble their way towards their goal.

>>48018131
must be nice

>>48018686
Senzaki-mama knows what's up

>>48019329

>>48019418
>>48019315
Didn't rpr say first "chapter" (they're really only going to do one even if they're even going to do it) for 1k? That's like 30 minutes of non-raid farming

Why is he speaking to RPR in Japanese lmao nice one brother

>>48019418
the artists of the server are crazy rich. they might snatch it up for fun

Gosh I wish I had the time and energy to draw as much as some of the Tempura. How do you pump out multiple drawings a week?

>>48019512
If you don't spend more than an hour or two on each on it's pretty easy

>>48019512
they’re underage and don’t have jobs

>>48019416
their holo friends don’t have enough scrap to buy it since they’re all beginners and nana said she’d do it for free if it was good. I hope it goes well but you’re really overestimating how much people like rpr in this server

If it doesn't sell then that is also content. Sisters take everything so seriously.

>>48019503
the lowest price they’ve said is 5k

>>48019512
most tempura that put out art everyday have art as their main source of income

>>48019587
never underestimate the power of fujobait

>>48019512
with the power of love

>>48019639
rpr literally said 1k for the first one

>>48019587
i agree i doubt people cares about rpr that much and axel is a nobody there. not to mention rpr's esl japanese might ruin the immersion
i will say if they drop the price to get 1k they might actually get people to buy

>>48019512
Gotta draw as fast as maguni

>>48019639
watch streams retard

Why are anons taking this game so seriously

>>48019512
actual answer: draw fast and fun like magni, you can pump out doodles people love just as much as full pieces if you learn to accept minimalism as your best friend when drawing with time constraints. heavy hitters have art training or freelance art jobs that allow them to skip the skill and time constraints, and the others are all in school with their primary decompression tool being art, making concepts more vivid and exciting to put to paper when they finally have time

>>48019722
women

>>48019722
Men REALLY REALLY want Axel to be an epic extrovert pussyslayer so they can project on him rizzing up cute Jap girls.

>>48019315
>>48019587
>>48019691
I think I rather wait for actual JPs playing in that server to rate it than some SEAmonkey seething in a forum.

It's time for a "yo" intervention

What type of bl will they do?

>>48019814
>I think I rather

>>48017007
Same

>>48019683
>>48019719
I’m watching axel and I didn’t hear any 1k mention
>>48019797
?? woman who is acting like this? There hasn’t even been any begging for him to flirt in the past hour.

>>48018686
Do we think mama has a secret folder full of Bettel lewds
Leak the folder, mama

>>48019234
As a begni sister I hate begni sisters who ship without blocking the boys or leave their shit where the boys can see it

like if you want to see them interacting more then don't make them uncomfortable with the thought of interacting maybe??

>>48017007
I’m ngmi

>>48019873
NTR for the memes

>>48019972
No altventurer! Do NOT suck start the shotgun before he comes back!

>>48019941
they're ruining the crumbs for everyone else

>>48019941
Thank you for being a good little begni shipper, chu~ I hope they have gotten enough shit about it to know better eventually

>>48019797
As a man i can confirm this and because you basically called me out, i will now change my way and hope he uses his rizz to get some dick

Is the Eurice guy hafu

>>48020111
woman hands typed this post

>>48020129
I have to fuck the stupid alchemist right now

More trumpet!

>>48020129
Axel NEEDS to eat him.

>>48020129
GOD

>>48019972
>You're walking in the woods
>There's no one around
>And your phone is dead
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
>Regis Altare
>He's following you
>About thirty feet back
>He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
>He's gaining on you
>Regis Altare
>You're looking for your car
>But you're all turned around
>He's almost upon you now
>And you can see there's blood on his face!
>My God, there's blood everywhere!
>Running for your life
>(From Regis Altare)
>He's brandishing a knife
>(It's Regis Altare)
>Lurking in the shadows
>Holostars EN Regis Altare
>Living in the woods
>(Regis Altare)
>Killing for sport
>(Regis Altare)
>Eating all the bodies
>Actual cannibal Regis Altare
>Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
>But you're hopelessly lost yourself
>Stranded with a murderer
>You creep silently through the underbrush
>A-ha! In the distance
>A small cottage with a light on
>Hope!
>You move stealthily toward it
>But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
>Gnawing off your leg
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Limping toward the cottage
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Now you're on the doorstep
>Sitting inside, Regis Altare
>Sharpening an ax
>(Regis Altare)
>But he doesn't hear you enter
>(Regis Altare)
>You're sneaking up behind him
>Strangling Tempus Leader Regis Altare
>Fighting for your life with Regis Altare
>Wrestling a knife from Regis Altare
>Stab it in his kidney
>Safe at last from Regis Altare
>You limp into the dark woods
>Blood oozing from your stump leg
>But you have won
>You have beaten Regis Altare

>>48020233
Dude if you continue that fic please tell me, I really enjoyed it

>>48020264
Regis Altare

Leader playing SkyBlock gives me hope he'll eventually commission a cool map.

>>48017705
He is the puppy. His job is being cute and wagging tail.

>>48020129
Aww he's crying :-( must be painful

He's gonna treasure that qpi record

>>48020264
you need art to go with this or smth

I want Axel to have sexual intercourse with Ditto, Kohaku, Toi, Matsuri, Nana, Nacho and maybe Towa

>>48018686
She's the best

>>48020264
Some retarded femanon is going to sing this shit eventually kek

>>48020426
Kinda weird

>>48020313
oh shit I got caught lol. Yeah sorry, I'm playing pokemon n watching Axel's stream rn bro. Thank you tho! That makes me happy to hear.

>>48020313
wait what fic

>>48020443
Towa is a male you fag

>>48020443
Why specifically Axel?

>>48020443
This but with me

>>48020443
>Towa
Gay

>>48017705
Axel is a valuable member of society

>>48020443
I want Axel or Alice to have sexual intercourse with (you)

I want to prostate milk Axel

>>48020541
Alice is a loose slut, no thanks

>>48020525
a walking translator for rpr

>>48020443
Calm down, Axel.

>>48019722
Threadwatchers are desperate for new Catalog bait topics

>>48020443
No males?

>>48020471
I will keep posting this untill someone sings it

>>48020632
And Qpi.. kek might as well all

>>48020443
And most importantly, me.

>>48020671
>Towa

>>48020682
to what beat/music?

This thread is too gay, time to fix that.

>>48020443
Meh, make it Axel drunkenly making out with rpr and Gamma and I'd be way more interested

>>48020494
this one https://rentry.org/SteamedHam

>>48020712
To the beat of the actual song?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI&pp=ygUMc2hpYSBsYWJlb3Vm

>>48020712
https://youtu.be/2M3LgA_pFSs

>>48020808
holy fuck THANK YOU.

>>48020768
LEWD

i have an exam today. when I finish that, I will fly to my house and watch all the missed vods. wish me good luck.

>>48020968
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48020968
Good luck faggot

>>48020968
good luck anon. don’t fuck it up

can rpr speak jp?

>>48021050
To a degree, like Vesper.

>”No one’s going to rob our house, don’t worry”
You stupid dingo, now your shit’s gonna be cleaned out faster than a Foot Locker in a race riot

>>48021072
Vesper has never spoken jp on stream though?

reply to this post with a tempus boy. im cooking.

>>48021050
>gomi
>zako
>hayaku
>sugee
>yabai kamo
>muri
>gyanburu
>tasukete
>ageru
>sugoi
>domo
>zetta dame
>bossu/raido iko?

>>48021160
he has

>>48021178
MAGNI

>>48021178
https://www.youtube.com/live/WOqfqvsKP8k?feature=share
Watch this for inspiration!!

>>48021178
flayon

>>48021178

>>48021160
Watch the telephone game he and Axel did on Aruran's channel. He can make himself understood like rpr.

>>48021178

>>48021178
Altare

>>48021178
Leader

>>48021201
When? in Members?

>>48021178

>>48020968
good luck anon! get yourself something nice as a reward!

>>48021160
He spoke jp with astel and altare

>>48021050
better than vesper

>>48021178
>

>>48021160
His annimessage to Rio was very cute

>>48021178

>>48021178
MY BULIMIC JESTER

>>48021178

AIEE MATULI WILL RAPE AXEL

>>48021184
>missed kochi kochi
sovless

>>48021050
He can understand a fair amount and speaks enough to play games like Apex with Japanese people speaking only Japanese, but his vocabulary for other things is lacking.

Axel please stop listening to the shitters here and just have fun

>>48021178

I don't mind Axel having fun with jp people, but he needs to at least do some zatsu otherwise he's just ignoring most of his subscribers.

thanks axel glad you read the thread and met new people. that's gonna pay off in the future

>You never know if there will be a next time
Leo...

management...

MANAGEMENT BTFO

let's go aniki, take no shit

Axel pushing back against lazy faggagement, based

I took pre-work while listening to YATTA and taking a shit so now I am super motivated to go the gym

Management hate! Vesper did nothing wrong!

>talking bad about management
will this vod survive?

Holy shit he threw management right under the bus kek.

management is covered in pairs right? like vesper + bettle was it? Who does gori-mane cover?

is this just jp management style? they say something isn't possible without trying?

>>48021595
What the fuck is this kek

Heh

>>48021737
hakka and vesper

>>48021661
Poor guy... he's gonna get more famous and be invited next time... did he delete that tweet?

The fact that Axel suspects they didn't even ask the first time tells you all you need to know.

>>48021595
>we are never getting zoomer vs boomer 2
GRIM

>>48021703
Will HE survive?

>>48021737
We don't actually know how management is divided, the boys have given conflicting cryptic info

>>48021607
Not that hard to figure out what's going on even if you dont speak jp.

>>48021747
open wide, anon
https://youtu.be/vth3jQ4u7gU

>>48021744
That's just JP in general, they'd rather not chance inconveniencing ever

>>48021834
That is not what I mean, I'm saying about streaming anything else other than just Rust in japanese for a full week.

>>48021838
Oh he made another one, nice

>>48021737
Gorimane has Axel, Magni and Bettel, the poor lady... But they have more than one manager, at least Axel does

>>48021811
vesper mentioned it in one of his interviews that one of them shared a manager, I think it was as >>48021774 mentioned, but I'm sure hands change over time

Hope I never have to deal with a jap company, sounds exhausting.

Who's most likely to take aripiprazole?

>>48021900
We know that they share a manager but it's hard to say that it's just them with that manager or not

>>48021737
hasn't axel said that its him, bettel, and also magni that gorimane covers?

>>48021779
Yeah he deleted that tweet i just went to his twitter to check

>>48021737
axel and magni if I remember correctly

>>48021951
Magni has talked like Axel and he has different managers.

I was watching Ganchan, what did Axel say about management?

Oh god, Axel bullied one of the EN managers to death for being useless. Between the attempts on his life by Vesper, the constant barrage of nigger words and dick pics from the others and this dingo calling him incompetent, that Mane-san couldnt take anymore... based

>>48021905
Incredibly, especially because they're always so forward-facing polite you'll never know whether they dislike you until they stab you in the back or you get reprimanded from higher up. It's wild.

>>48022021
They probably share Gori but have different manager as well

>>48022031
He suspects that management didn't even ask for Rust server perms the first time he asked. He had to push back against them, and he got in immediately.

>>48021905
What, don't you want to finish your 10 hour work day only for your boss to drag you and your coworks to a bar until midnight?

The Celtics sucks

>>48022021
At the AB M&Gs there were 2 COVER employees in the room that were monitoring shit. Not sure if they were managers though

why is axel so obsessed with joe biden,,

>>48021810
this is not his worst yab so he will survive, the qn is whether his vod will

BIDEN MENTION

>>48022190
I doubt their managers flew to the US just for that

>>48022222
That is the only thing he knows about America

From everything I've heard over the years it really feels like 95% of the time management exists to make talent's lives more difficult and does random garbage like 5 hour meetings and nonsensical policing of their content simply to justify their existence and salary
It's fucking weird and stupid

JOE BIDEN

>>48021888
this is a one time event that only lasts 1 week and it’s a huge opportunity to get his name atleast known. everyone involved is pretty much doing 24/7 rust all week. you’ll survive a couple more days sister, don’t sweat it

>>48022248

>>48021905
Imagine having to deal with a hierarchy of incompetent betafags being your superiors, who lack basic communication skills. I'm talking the most beta of betafags who are deathly afraid of directly telling you to do anything. Passive aggressiveness everywhere, all the time. They try their best to look important and when put on the spot to give a speech, they just stutter about like lobotomized retards.

>>48022225
The girls and Astel have talked shit about management and I don't remember any vods being taken down because of that. He is fine.

>>48022222
He watches those videos of AI-voiced presidents

Fic where Axel gets Biden Blasted doko

>>48022319
God, imagine that one manager who Vesper went off on. I bet he pissed his pants.

>>48022337
The DnD ones, especially from klone games I think it was are really funny tho

>>48022319
I can't tell if they actually still use fax or if it's just joke

>>48021607
>>48021888
or be happy for him that he's doing something he enjoys for the betterment of himself and his stream retard, where was this bitching during apex?

>>48022322
One of Axel's vods did get taken down because he told about going against the management during the early days

I'm kinda curious, is anyone else leveling up characters for the WoW server here?

>>48022394
idk why but the monster hunter ones got me good because it's basically every other argument I've seen on forums

>>48022291
This is any corpo job ever. The senseless meetings and reports are just to fill time and justify positions. Hard to change the status quo when the old fucks up top get cushy and change would require actual work and effort they don’t want to put in

>>48022405
they still use fax, I've had to deal with some companies that use BASIC as a legit coding language for their machines

>>48022480
Did that Alliance Guild finally get a name? Nowa’s Niggas was my joke suggestion

>>48021160
just say you dont watch streams sister this is embarrassing

>>48022293
>>48022419
>Man, I wish Axel would do an one hour zatsu to talk with his fans
>shut up schizo he's having fun and making connections
retarded

>>48022480
I have been, but I'm still sub level 10 and have never seen anyone in the Tempus guild when I search.

>>48022585
>shut up schizo he's having fun and making connections
this but unironically, retard

>>48022565
No I just don't watch collabs between the branches

still convinced kohaku is a babiniku

Do they pay Kohaku for the uber services? They totally should

>>48022371
Okay vesper, mr “I had a panic attack in a broom closet at the stars office bc I had to talk to management”

I only heard 'negro'

>>48022673
I will pay her womb in my semen

>>48022680
We all know he just mumbled "you fucking nigger" under his breath and that's it

Holy shit Axel’s Rust hour is really the worst jesas

Axel can never win, no matter what he does there are brothers and sisters who think he is doing something wrong. I wonder why explicitly him

Maybe I should post Axel x Joe Biden art for the dingo when he comes /here/ again

>>48022680
He was panicking because he knew he would have to fight the urge to spill nip blood with his spear if he met them in person.

you bait biting faggots lmao

>>48022458
It got taken down because he spilled too many beans on the hierarchy and behind the scenes stuff not because he was pushing back

rust tourists domo!

>>48022740
axelschizo is dedicated. The rest are quitters.

>>48022761
yeah what about it

>>48022754
can you just do that anyway? thats the funniest fucking image. Joe biden managed to biden blast his way into axels heart,,

>>48022800
Anon... Axelschizo has been dead for a long time now, you need to learn when to let go

>>48022761
Leader I miss you please come back soon

buying drinks for bettel at a seedy divebar gig until he can barely stand up on his own, pulling him by his pants chains into the bathroom to molest him untilbhe feels sick and throws up everywhere, hacking and coughing and trying to ask for help from the other patrons but he's so drunk nobody believes he's in danger

AXEL YOU DOUBLENIGGER WHY ARE YOU STREAMING IN JAPANESE? YOU THINKING THAT JP IS GONNA BE YOUR NICHE? YOU ORANGE WHORE THERE IS LIKE 4 GENS OF STARS JPS

>>48022723
>her womb in my semen
hah?

>>48022912
cute! ToT

>>48022559
I made the charter based on the most voted on suggested name (They Hate Us), but I haven't found anyone else to sign it though I haven't been looking truthfully as only one person even asked me if their was an alliance guild in-game.
I've been grinding after I took it personally when Vesper said:
>Oh he's only level 16
I'm trying to get 40 before the next stream but I've got a bunch of work to do this afternoon and tomorrow so it's unlikely.

>>48022912 (me)
AAAIIIIEEEEE PICREL DOKO THAT'S THE THIRD TIME IN A WEEK

I CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE KOHAKU'S VOICE IS SO CUTE, I'M NGMI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>48022974
is this a /here/ guild?

>>48022951

>>48022951
anon-kun is getting raped by kohaku's fox knot ToT

>>48022974
they said they won't be doing stuff with tempura that are massively outlevelling them anymore though, right? last stream was a special shitposty tryout

the only schizos in this thread are eop sisters don’t watch streams and just spend the day schlicking to their fujo porn and astroturfing any slight criticism towards the boys

I'm a Latino bro, I know what it takes to win the Hakka Mom bowl. I will make the hermanito, mi hijito.

>>48022844
No... I know he is still /here/... At least in my heart...

>>48022723
anon your preposition reps...

>>48023032
truthfully I wouldn't considered it a /here/ guild as I'll take anyone who wants to join even if they're not /here/, and I definitely am not going to act like I'm /here/ in-game

>>48022912
That's nice, now make it a full fic chu~

>>48023104
_____chu~_____

I don't know Dtto all too well, is she more comfortable with English or Japanese? She seems to be able to switch fairly seemlessly.
Too bad her Tweets are just Thai noodlespeak

had a schizo episode and now i have 10 pages worth of rambling about identity and self expression on the internet none of my thoughtsa are coherent at all. In other news i want to give Nowa a tongue bath

>>48023110
NO FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I WANT SEÑORA’S BIG PECHUGONAS IN MY FACE

>>48023062
This is more for us (The Alliance players) to play heels for them since they're Horde. We "harass" them a little (fear them maybe kill them once) and then we proceed to get beaten up for content.

At least that's what my mindset is doing this, I don't want to camp them or make them not want to play, just to add spice to the stream with having some player opposition that isn't at the level of greifing

>>48023123
Astelschizoschizo...

>>48023104
this. I hate being hugbox. I hate this boring gay shit. I want HQ vs VG war back...

>>48023271
Ah, so this would be a jobber’s guild

>>48023297
>Astel

>>48023200
That's not Nowa. That's Yugi's grandpa!

>>48023104
so true, now stand still so i can cut you up and feed you to aniki to satisfy my cannibalism fetish

>>48023339
FUCKING HELL WHY DO THEY BOTH START WITH A AND ENDS WITH EL

>>48022844
I saw a big flood of ESL comments about Axel the other day...he's here...I know it...

>people complain about stupid shit
>uhhh the sisters can’t stop bitching and picking on axel!!!
>actually the sisters are smothering criticism and not letting people be mean to axel!!!
can you niggers pick ONE

Is dtto asking him for a shota voice?

DTTO ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTION UUOOHH SHOTA AXEL PLEASE

>>48023200
Good taste, nowaschizo.
SEX WITH VESPER SEX WITH VESPER uuuuuuuuu my mind always goes back to giving him a tongue back because he would be all squirmy and probably repulsed. But I could do it when he's streaming for maximum discomfort or when he comes home from a workout for maximum ToT ToT ToT SWEATY MUSKY VERSPER UUOOOHHH ToT ToT

Shota voice...

>>48023326
yes jobbers for the jobber guild

Who's the most into kayfabe in Tempus?

>>48023401
everyone in this thread is a sister

RYAN GOSLING IS A TEMPURA?! OF COURSE

>>48023438
Altare

>>48023460
I'm an only child and you are all voices in my head.

>>48023438
Leader and Shinri

>>48023438
Isn't it Hakka? He is always going on about exorcisms.

>>48023460
you’re right, all the men in this thread do act like women

>>48023438
Flayon and Altare desu

>>48023364
altare, astel, and axel sounds similar when pronouncing it in jp

>>48023433
>recruit women into the guild for maximum jobbery

>>48023438
Altare. maybe Flayon and Hakka sometimes

>>48023495
He's just really religious

>>48023460
Yeah, me (male)

>>48023460
i feel cute now thanks sister

>>48023438
leader, though honestly none of them are that heavily into their kayfabe

>>48023487
Back to /sci/ with you smartie pants

>>48023438
altare, shinri, flayon (kinda), hakka. that’s it.

ONEHSOTA DISCUSSION. WHERE IS ROBERU?

>>48023535
>arutea
>asuteru
>akuseru

>>48023495
that's normal for mexicans

>>48023438
Magni is into doing kayfabe rp. axel said he would start doing his voicepacks so that they match his lore

>>48023594
>arupiaru

>>48023495
That's just LatAm things

>>48023426
need to sniff this man after a workout immediately...its a need if i cant get it i think i might actually die..

>>48023348
DOXX DELETN OW

>>48022912
Eating and drinking with Bettel at a raw oyster bar until he accidentally eats one infected with Vibrio vulnificus and becoming infected, developing intestinal disease and septic shock with a 50% mortality rate!

dtto’s laugh is pretty cute…

>>48023200
hope the rambling at least helped a little, chu chu schizochan

>>48023495

So it's okay for this anime woman to be a shotacon and it's "cute" but when I'm into lolis I'm "weird"??? I see how it is

T0T Shota axel drawn by Jairou

Axel is going to fuck rpr's daughters and become his son in law

>>48023700
yeah you should try being an anime woman instead

>>48023700
Anon, understand this, it's only wrong for someone to talk about their fetishes if they are ugly

>>48023700
only lolis I like are oppai lolis, if they actually look like toddlers then I’m judging the shit out of you

i miss arutea…

arutea doko