/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

E-kun...

>>47937745
What's the problem with vegans? It means you don't have to share the meat, cheese etc. you buy.
>b-but they will force you to be vegan as well!
Stop getting your image of the average vegan from outrage bait online.

>Cheats on you at a rave

>>47937745
Choco:
>Will not want to spend much time with you
>Will prefer to plays games instead
>Wants to sleep in separate rooms
>Wants to live separately
>You will need to be rich
>No smoking
>You're expected to not cheat on her despite all these requirements

>>47937745
What do you mean? I'd more than happy to feed her my cucumber

>>47938042
A lot of that is okay. A lot of couples enjoy sleeping in separate rooms.

>>47938042
>>No smoking
but it's a good thing she dislikes that, what the fuck are you on about?

>>47938727
Maybe anon smokes and is nettled.

>>47938727
Good job refuting one thing out of 7.

>>47938417
That's fine until you include the fact that she wants to live separately as well even after marriage.

>>47938417
cuck gigacope

>>47938845
I don't smoke smoke actually.

>>47938857
>wants to live separately even after marriage
what's the point

>>47938857
>>47938876
Living separately and needing to be rich kinda sucks, but the rest isn't too bad for an introvert.

>>47938949
lol alright mate.

>>47937888
Being unable to eat the same meals, use the same utensils etc. It's a big annoyance if you're gonna be living with one. Then there's of course the issue if you have kids.

>>47937888
Fauna won't even use a spoon that was NEAR meat. You think she will kiss you if you've eaten it? It isn't as simple as you're saying.

>>47938952
On their own, some of these things are fine. Altogether is when it's a problem.

>>47937890
Not if I get the shed keys from Paparat.

>>47939130
I'm not planning on eating my kids

>>47938042
She's fine with sleeping and showering with you, but she's gonna kick you out of the house for at least 12 hours.
I get wanting to be alone and have time for yourself and stuff, but she's a bit much. Still love her.

Already married to thousands of other men.

>>47939183
Your loss

>>47938042
I couldn't follow those rules, i would turn in that dude that constantly rapes his wife

>>47938042
You also left out that JP women expect men to sit down when they pee. I was halfway across the pacific in a rowboat during Japan's lockdown when I found that out and turned around.

>>47937890
>implying I wouldn't also be at the rave and be part of the orgy

>>47937745
all of them
>they already have boyfriends

>>47938042
When you grow up you'll realize that none of these things are negatives. I don't think she ever said you need to be rich, but rather you need to have a job and be self-sufficient. Basically she doesn't want a golddigger or a bum.
Once you're living and working on your own it can be very difficult to give up your personal freedom for the sake of cohabitation. She wants companionship, but doesn't want to give up her current lifestyle. Once you've had the type of relationship where you spend every waking moment with each other you realize how quickly that burns itself out. You know everything about each other and there's nothing to talk about because you experience everything together. It's hellish.
Choco's list simplified
>Be financially independent
>Be emotionally independent
>Be a productive member of society
>Don't be a degenerate

>>47937745
She's perfect BUT I love Cinnamon more than her so it'll never work.

>>47940405
Well ignoring the rest of your projection and your repeated "Once you've etc etc", i'll just leave you with this
>I don't think she ever said you need to be rich
https://youtu.be/OoYXD-NQjIQ?t=147

>>47940740
why do all women have the basically the same taste in men?

>>47940740
Yess I'm rich

>>47941396
because women are basically all the same or regress to a mean
with men you have to apply the bell curve

>>47941396
Evolution

>>47937745
>football

>>47938042
>This is the go to
>Not the fact she's been ran through
>Not the fact she has pornographic audio that you would worry about your kids seeing
There are far worse things about dating her than living in separate rooms.

>>47941532
I heard some talk of how women now want guys who are 6'2 because the 6' standard is so common. Eventually it will be 6'4 then 6'6 and so on. But god forbid you don't want to date a woman who is fat, tattood or a whore. I hate modern dating so much.

>>47941606
desu could be worst

>>47937888
Their farts smell bad

>>47941749
Don't put much stock in that, most people don't know what they want.

>>47941749
Do we even have a reference range on ran through? 10? 20? 50?

>>47941853
That’s hot

>>47941853
>>47942243
This is why Fauna got all defensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaamvnX-Ew

>>47937745
If you still hate vegans you are either a literal child or stuck in 2016

>"men" in 2023 get triggered by other people eating plants

>>47942841
yaasss kween

Fauna's not my oshi, but she'd make a wonderful girlfriend.

>>47942841
>>47942848
That isn't the point, retards.

>>47937890
Is this in reference to something?

>>47942848
Nobody cares about what you eat, but eating plants is a huge red flag, and implies that you are a massive annoying cunt to be around, so I have extreme prejudice against that, doesn't mean you can't prove me wrong through your actions though.

>>47938042
>>Will not want to spend much time with you
>>Will prefer to plays games instead
>>Wants to sleep in separate rooms
>>Wants to live separately
Fuck you for calling me out

To some anons in the thread: A girlfriend, for better or worse, is more than just sex. Being a militant vegan is more than "just eating plants". Fauna has proved that she is a annoying vegan when she can't even use a knife or utensil that has been in contact with animal products. Fuck off.

>>47941606
Seems okay for me

koyo!
her appetite is too high!
shell drain you until theres nothing left!

>>47943557
She’s also lesbian

>>47943590
Yes with me

>>47943590
yeah with me!

>>47937745
>learn to fucking cook
>problem solved
>get otherwise completely perfect girlfriend
People can be so fucking lazy.

>>47941606
I dont actually know who she is, other than she's Fauna's "sister." Who is she?

No. Just no.

>>47943774
I could fix her, but I won't.

>>47941957
She's a Christmas cake that was making erolive content who was gyaru who dated older men in HS. If she weren't Japanese no one would be defending her.

>>47943107
>but eating plants is a huge red flag
healthiest american

>>47943754
Jap vtuber from Sony's company Veepigenesis aka Vee. Same artist as Fauna. Just debuted a couple hours ago.

>>47943950
Yeah I know she's damaged goods. She'd probably be a needle pinner too if she were western, but the the body count is the biggest red flag here.
Erotic asmr is whatever to me as long as they hide their faces, I don't care much about it or hold it too much against them.

>>47937888
>Stop getting your image of the average vegan from outrage bait online.
I don't, I've known a few IRL, they really are that obnoxious.

>>47937745
According to her mother, Rin:
>Doesn't clean
>Doesn't wash clothers
>Doesn't drive
>Generally annoying to be around

Like >>47943154 said, having a gf is more than just sex. You have to think about you'll interact in day to day life. A lot of the things you find funny or charming on stream would get tiresome in a committed relationship

>>47943774
Let her go anon, you can't fix her >we can't fix her

>>47944195
>troon shark

>>47942841
>>47942848
omg sisters amirite?????

>>47937745
She gave up on being vegan and started drinking fish oil due to malnutrition a while back
>>47943043
>retards
It's a currentyear person after all

>>47944083
>needle pinner
a hwat

>>47944242
Is she really one or mentioned any tranny nonsense?

>>47944613
I don't like her for other reasons but she is in no way a tranny supporter from what I've seen. It's just these leeches latching on to anything per usual. Just like how they think Suisei's Stellar Stellar signifies her wanting to "transition"

If she's a vegan, can she swallow your cum ?

>>47944787
>Just like how they think Suisei's Stellar Stellar signifies her wanting to "transition"
???

>>47938042
god she's perfect

>>47943774
I dated a girl that was pretty much pippa for a few years in highschool. The high energy is fun when you feel up to it but when you are trying to relax man is it annoying as fuck. 7/10 fun but exhausting.

>>47944822
Cum is vegan, as long as it is taken willingly.

>>47944613
Rin is a biological female and considers herself female but also considers herself "one of the bois" so basically same as Mori

>>47937745
You are out of your goddamn mind op. Fauna is everything humanly possible to be desired in a female, she is literal perfection. I would munch leaves off a tree happily for the rest of my days for the privilege of being with her, and so would every single one of you, my fellow degenerate anons, whether you'll admit it or not. She is the pinnacle of women.

>>47945195
>"I'm not like the other girls"
>*gets cummed on*
>*gets cummed on by the other 3 guys*

>>47944849
Her outfit and how she sings about wanting to be the prince and not the princess being rescued

>>47945416
t. basedling

>>47937890
modsssssssssssssssssssss

>>47945417
One of those guys? Possibly me.

all of them
vtubers are all mentally unestable people with several psychological issues, they're literally walking red flags

>>47944613
>Is she really one or mentioned any tranny nonsense?
She repeated the 'Hatsune Miko invented Minecraft' meme used by troons to memoryhole Notch.

>>47940699
I instinctually add cinnamon to everything I cook I'd probably accidently kill her

>>47943774
most wrong post in this thread
she would be a great gf because she's funny and makes me laugh, I can do the housework, cook and take care of her mental health

>>47938042
Choco is a very damaged woman because of her past choices. She wouldn't have been like this if she just considered the consequences.

>talks about her time dating her school teacher
https://files.catbox.moe/70fm6f.mp3

>Her dates with older men while underage and in school
https://files.catbox.moe/1jbyqk.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/951hxa.mp3

>went the delinquent route for gals/yankee rather than just wanting to look like one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q5XcQhc06Q&t=1561s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvgJpriXCo
https://files.catbox.moe/1vew0x.mp3

>>47946009
>well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

>>47937745
>find a perfect woman like her
>care what she eats

>>47945830
It's easy for women to accidently parrot tranny memes because their memes are all random xd stuff that happens to appeal to women

>>47939136
if i stook your spoon in shit and told you to eat from it would you?

>>47937745
I'm vegetarian, so I don't care that much and I'm pretty sure she would'nt care that much. As long I have a mommy gf then I'm good.

>>47946009
Jesus christ, it's worse than I imagined.
Someone please save this woman.

>>47937745
Your loss nigger. Fauna is the perfect woman. She is femininity personified. She's charismatic. She's effortlessly charming. She's cute. She's funny. She's got the kind of voice that could probably convince me to kill people. She could eat Skittles and cigarettes for all I care.

>>47944195
>According to her mother, Rin:
>>Doesn't clean
>>Doesn't wash clothers
>>Doesn't drive
>>Generally annoying to be around
oh shit so just like very other english woman
>t. bong

>>47946009
>>talks about her time dating her school teacher
>https://files.catbox.moe/70fm6f.mp3
>>Her dates with older men while underage and in school
>https://files.catbox.moe/1jbyqk.mp3
>https://files.catbox.moe/951hxa.mp3
God, I wish I'd been Choco's homeroom teacher.

Everyone mad at op for this is weird. Vegans are evil, their ways go against nature

>>47946388
They do sound very fatherless

>>47946208
>Someone please save this woman.
It ay be a joke, but "saving" women like her means you're the guy that takes the bullet by marring her after all of this. that the best case scenario where she doesn't cheat or divorce you afterwards due to her brain being fried from all those other guys.

>>47946294
No one mentioned tattoos, alcoholism, weed or being fat so she's one of the better ones.

>>47937890
>>47943084
yab

Tako reporting in. I'm a 3D artist and I pretty much always dreamed of having an artist gf to share passions with, but for Ina specifically I love and respect her skills and she's cute, but man it would take so much energy to get her to stop being a retarded neet. Definitely a kind of girl who'd fall for a man who can lead her though and bouncing off respective artistic energy would be amazing.

>will cheat on you

>>47946748
Is Ina into...love/sex? i don't know anything about her roommate but she seems pretty asexual/aromantic.

>>47946773
Would she really? For all the dumb shit she's done, she doesn't seem like a bad person if she's your friend or family

>>47946009
Sounds like she doesn't want to be fixed, which fair, she won't have luck with men for the rest of her life.

>>47946748
I'm fairly certain Ina is asexual.

>>47946639
Abayo chocoball

>>47946871
She's in for such a rude awakening in a few years that she will have a complete meltdown if she doesn't compromise soon, especially if her rm tweets are anything to go by.
I would marry her, but I wouldn't feel like I'm scoring someone better than me at this point.

>>47946844
No, but the the number of her male friends would eventually make you feel jealousy

>>47939276
The thousands of husbands I can handle. The thousands of bugs in the living room however...

>>47946576
>No one mentioned tattoos, alcoholism, weed or being fat so she's one of the better ones.

You don't have to mention those things when it comes to Western women. It is just assumed at this point.

>Sharp teeth

>>47946009
>her biggest regret in highschool was not being able to date with people her age and wear her school uniform while going out on dates because she was dating her teacher even after she graduated.
Is teacher-student dating so common in Japan?

>>47947325
They truly are more evolved than us.

>>47946988
>especially if her rm tweets are anything to go by
Obviously you can't post them, but can you elaborate? Is she calling all men trash or complaining that there are no men in her area with a siex pack, six inch cock, sif figure salary and a six foot height?

>>47947510
No,nothing so bad. She had a breakdown a while ago about being lonely etc., but she was also pretty stressed and overworked at the time.
A few more years when her options are even more limited and she will really struggle landing any man at all, much less someone who will put up with her nonsense ideas of a relationship.

>>47937745
>makes you go vegan
>will give nursing handjobs while whispering naughty things in your ears
I think it kind of balances out

>>47937745
>*dies*
;_;

90 percent of vtubers would give you constant health scares if you were dating them, you seriously don't know when these girls are gonna fall over and perish from the flu

>>47947719
Sensei... ;_;

>>47947623
How old is she now? Noel had similar issues at around 27, Marine also struggled with being 30.
It's probably going to impact a bunch of the girls in that age range if Hololive and vtubers stay popular for long enough. I can't see many of them meeting guys with theri lifestyles.

>>47937745
I love this woman like you can't imagine but I know she would be a terrible partner

>>47948060
Well that's the choices they've made and they have to live with it. I can see a mad rush of graduations, or at least reduced activity, in their early to mid 30s as they desperately try to free up their schedules and find men.

>>47947084
chick's with a high amount of male friend are a red flag

>>47947171
Come on man they're just little guys

>>47948398
But thats the thing anon. There are a chunk of girls in that demographic and some of their best girls are in that demographic. There is no young replacement.

>>47937745
your mom

>>47946639
Is that actually her?

>>47948618
That's covers problem, not mine. When my Oshi is gone I'm not interested in a replcement.

>>47937888
This could only have been posted by someone who has never lived with or even cooked for a woman.

>>47937745
The veganism isn't even that bad, her wanting to be a snowflake is though. She was seething when in Japan because everyone dressed nicer than her there, that kind of vapidness would drive me mental.

>>47946125
you're pretty retarded, anon

Plays Apex all day.
>babe not now im playing apex

I like cute vegan girls, but I can't date them because I'm addicted to food.

I'm a vegetarian so she's perfect for me

>>47950085
You can add any artist to that list. Making art consumes so much time.

>>47948398
save yourself some heartache by having a hag oshi if/when this happens
t. watamate

>>47950185
Vegans hate vegetarians though.

>>47946294
>english woman
that's women everywhere in the modern day because nobody expects women to exhibit any level of personal responsibility

>>47949910
>everyone dressed nicer than her
No? She was seething because her 'unique fashion' is just regular fashion in Japan

>>47943985
rent-free

>>47950499
Point still stands, she was seething because she wasn't a snowflake in Japan.

>>47950752
Well, she kind of was by not being japanese

>>47950085
>tags: emotionless_sex

>>47950344
>He doesn't see hags breaking down when all their friend circle starts to marry and have kids
I know a 37 year old woman who never wanted to get married, then her friends all started to marry and suddenly she wants to marry.

>>47950344
My oshi turned 30 last year and is desperate about finding someone, has been attending weddings and her sister recently got a kid. It's a ticking timebomb and I just appreciate day by day at this point

>>47937745
>ANOTHER Vegan seethe thread

>>47951049
Cope more soiling. Fauna isn't vegan these days

>>47950085
I knew a guy who hosted parties in his studio apartment during college. Nice guy, but the dude would play CS:GO while everyone was hanging out, having fun. There were girls, games, alcohol and everything.

>>47937745
I would go back to vegan in a heartbeat for Fauna

>>47948309
>get into a argument with you
>fucks your whole friend group to spite you

>>47938042
>for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part
>but sleeping together is a big no-no

>>47943084
Yeah incels think that just because Bae said she likes hardstyle, she probably goes to parties and get fucked.

>>47952279
no...

>>47952279
it's not about about something being realistic, it's about having a spammable na/rrat/ive

>>47943590
I also love women, we have a lot in common

>

>>47953104
I don't wanna imagine the smell

>>47953104
I like my women crusty

>>47953104
*sits on her lap*
thanks babe

>>47943154
to be fair, you're likely to get the runny poopoo if you eat meat after not having done so for a long time. it's reasonable to not wanna have a diarrhea if you're hanging out with other people.

>>47944195
i'd marry Rin. why wouldn't i want to marry into a rich family?

>>47939130
kek I went to Japan with a group of friends a few years ago, one of them went with his wife who is a vegan, poor idiot spent 1-2 hours each day looking for a restaurant so she could eat and thenhad a huge fight during the trip because he wanted to go out and try local dishes and she didnt want too, they divorced later that year

>>47953540
>Oh, what's that? A sal- ACK
>*dies*
Sub-fucking-humans, i swear to god.

>>47937888
vegans are terrorists

>>47950778
You don't think Japanese people are aware of gaijins imitating their fashion styles? Fauna is definitely not the first white girl they saw wearing Lolita fashion.

>>47953104
It's a japanese sized room/apartment. Just clean the fucking thing for her. It will take all of 30 minutes.

>>47940405
fuck, the last point got me

>>47950898
Women are social midgets, completely beholden to the crowd. Social media spinsters and uggos have brainwashed them into never getting into real relationships and they're starting to realize they've been scammed but it's too late because they're out of eggs.

>>47946843
>>47946918
Different Tako here, she definitely doesn't seem asexual to me but all of her lust seems to be directed towards women, that might just be her being professional on stream though

>>47953666
Being fucking neurotic about food definitely puts strains on relationships. I can't stand going out to eat with my mom because she hates everything and is an insanely picky eater. If I go with my brother or my dad, we just order our food, sit down, and go. With my mom, it's no pork, no leek, no spring onion, no vinegar, less rice, more noodles, no seaweed, no green tea, no duck, no vegetable x, no vegetable y, it fucking sucks. Makes it extremely difficult to buy food for her and makes it feel like a layer of work that could be avoided if she just... Wasn't that picky. Definitely would not want to date a girl who reminded me of that, so I can see why that friend would feel frustrated by someone with dietary needs. Especially when wanting to travel and try overseas cuisine.

>>47956303
She should become a VTuber. With her hate for everything good in life she should have plenty of stories to tell and takes to... be done? had?

>>47937890
Why was it deleted? Nothing is showing

>>47947358
??? Grooming is not a foreign concept and has been going on for ages.

>>47937888
they age way faster and eventually their teeth will fall out from mewing on fiber all day.

>>47942841
I don't hate them i just think they are mentally fragile and a little bit schizophrenic to project human spirit unto a chicken.

I know women are emotional and want attention, but she'd be a bit much to deal with on a daily basis

>>47937745
Kiara egosearching again, I see

>>47959151
Reminder that if you cheat on her, she will cut your penis in half vertically

>>47959238
to be fair she would be a top tier gf and wife, if you can deal with her emotional baggage

>>47959445
She would be an insufferable stage mom if she ever had a daughter.

this woman is out of her goddamn mind

>>47947208
Low test post

>>47959445
I hope she eventually becomes at peace with herself to not feel so insecure about stuff

>>47956303
how tf did your dad put up with that bullshit

>>47937745
>vegan
But that's a plus since I am too?

>>47949910
>>47950499
>>47950752
>>47954112
When did that supposed seething happen?

>>47950370
Nah, they're in the right place, just lacking a bit of knowledge to tale the final nudge to actually living their values. I was one for years before going all the way vegan and I would support a friend or partner that was vegetarian.
t. vegan

>>47959722
Not familiar with her, give me a name and explain why she's so insane

I don't think any EN vtubers would make good girlfriends. Most of them would make for good friends though.

The closest I thought one was to being girlfriend material would be IRyS. Then I learned she can't cook, perform any level of physical activity, she's as flexible as a brick and chronically depressed. And she's the most GF material out of all of them lmao.

Well, I mean, if Fauna wasn't a vegan then she'd be in first place by a billion light-years, but I like cooking for people I care about and I'm not about to replace all of my recipes with boiled onions. It's her only flaw but it's such a travesty she might as well be a character from katawa shoujo (or a boy, since that's pretty much the same thing)

Wait what? I wrote "boiled onions" as a joke but it corrected itself to "onions". A-aqua?!

>>47962972
how new?

>>47939183
Unbased and UnKronospill

>>47961008
Pussy must just be that good I would guess.

>>47939136
>I won't date her because of her diet
>WTF this bitch wouldn't date me because of my diet? so fucking stuck up and annoying

>>47965051
why are begans so dumb? is it the lack of nutrients?

>>47965438
>wow they noticed my double standards, time to deflect to my buzzword list

>>47965768
>double standards
dangerously low iq
normal people don't freak out over over non animal products being in proximity of tableware
it's not a diet problem, it's a behaviour one, there is no double standard, you're a dumb cultist who turns food preference into a lifestyle
self righteous and dumb as fuck, you're a religious nut with a different coat of paint

>>47966124
>dangerously low iq
>normal people don't freak out over over non animal products being in proximity of tableware
>it's not a diet problem, it's a behaviour one, there is no double standard, you're a dumb cultist who turns food preference into a lifestyle
>self righteous and dumb as fuck, you're a religious nut with a different coat of paint
You're doing the same shit but for people eating plants lmao

>>47966607
>no argument
>no u
Humans are omnivores, grow a brain

>>47966696
>more buzzwords and double standards because he can't meme
The left really can't argue huh.

>>47947719
Whats her problem?

>>47967045
you should have said you're a bot from the start so I don't waste time replying to u

>>47962739

>>47945976
Doesn't matter what you can do, she's going to do nothing. She'll provide nothing to a relationship except her paycheck and despite this still wants you to be an ambitious, career oriented man who spends most of his time working.

I would be a terrible husband to every girl posted ITT. Sometimes it's not about them. Sometimes it's about the fact that I am a whiny, manipulative, obsessive, compulsive, impulsive, depressive, attention seeking asshole. I will gaslight them into anal sex, and then cheat on them 6 months later.

I hate it when Vtubers do this. They say stuff like:
>You wouldn't want me as a girlfriend, I would be a bad girlfriend
And I'm like "bitch please, I would love to have you as a gf."

>>47959151
She doesn't have bar code arms or an hero attempts, so she's doing better than me. Children is kind of off the table because there's a pretty high chance of them being menhera and I don't think I can deal with that much extra baggage.

>>47969403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eHMA6n1vQ

>>47955889
I am not a tako, but there is a difference between pouring your sexual energy into imagery and investing it in a relationship. Although it sounds paradoxical, there are people who can do one whole avoiding like the plague the other.

>>47962790
IRyS sounds perfect to me, I'll cook for her and we can be couch potatoes together

>>47937745
I'd go vegan for her. I think you can get protein off some plants or something so I can make it work

>menhera breakdowns
> lives with Chinese parents
>would rather play apex with guys then go on dates with you
> uses tinder

>>47969520
>Give me food
>Be my butler
>babysit me in videogames
>Take care of my pet because im not responsible enough to do it myself
>Be my butler again
>Give me another pet because if I'm too irresponsible to take care of the first one a second one will definitely be the solution

Good think you are a virgin otherwise you would get finnessed nonstop for how retarded your perspective is if you think THAT is a relationship you'd want to be in.

>>47969931
sounds reasonable to me, I don't mind doing any of those things

>>47946107
>>47944787
She is part of the pride flag toting (or adjacent) Dan and Phil and/or SuperWhoLock watching MCR listening ikea shark owning tumblr crowd, 99% of the board is oblivious to it though because this specific cultural group doesn't really translate well outside of the UK or Australia.

>>47938042
>will not spend time with you
>expects you to be rich
No thanks. I’ll find someone who likes spending time with me and not only wants me when it’s convenient.

>>47937890

https://files.catbox.moe/z7b25i.jpg

*eyes emoji*

>>47970602
I was told she was hot wtf she is mid af

>>47970780
Yeah, I remember the other girls in EN saying how Bae was one of the cutest girls they’ve ever seen and how she was basically a model, but she just looks like your average Asian girl to me
I’ve been scammed

>>47946748
Ina would be a very chill girlfriend. She’s low energy and a homebody so you wouldn’t have to worry about wining and dining her much. Just her company and yours would be enough. Only thing that would suck is you’d have to win over her parents somehow. Unless you’re made of money and not also asian, it’s impossible. This applies to Bae too.

>>47956303
Yep. I dated a girl who was a vegetarian for 2 years. When we were dating it wasn’t so bad but the moment we moved in together shit went downhill fast. Having two kinds of food and cooking separate meals each day sucks and vegetarian food costs a lot more money. Also the silent judging becomes a lot less silent when the relationship starts being strained…

>>47971234
Who gives a shit about her parents? Grow some balls.

>>47946988
You don’t save women like this anon. Choco made this choice. She probably had times in her life where she could have straightened out but some habits and behaviors you just can’t change. If Choco does meet someone, it won’t last and that’s if it happens at all.

>>47971301
>vegetarian food costs a lot more money
Somehow a meal that does not include meat is more expensive. You or your girlfriend were doing it wrong.
Also if I were here I wouldn't make you a seperate meal everyday.

>>47959445
Kiara would be a wonderful girlfriend if you could put up with the tremendous emotional baggage she has. Probably would take a while to get her to open to you since she’s iffy around men.

>>47971322
What if her parents don’t approve of you? Then what? You underestimate how controlling tiger parents are. That’s the shitty thing with dating asian girls.

>>47937745
All of them since I have such low self esteem that I need constant affirmation or else I shut down and ignore everyone around me, but so do most female vtubers, so if one of us breaks the cycle, we'd both break down.

>>47972271
woman behavior

>>47937888
>your vegan girlfriend wont hate or resent you for eating meat and trying to kiss her
Are you retarded anon, there's a reason the stereotypes exist.
Because they believe that eating meat is evil. Over time they start to believe LOGICALLY that if eating meat (because the animal is killed and such) then meat eaters are constantly and unrepentantly committing evil daily

>>47941606
This is only a downside if you are a SfInter fan
Just say you love watching Giroud play and she will stick to you like a parasite

>>47972271
They already have pussies anon. They don’t need another one.

>>47969520
I would be fine with all of this except for the cat
she can deal with her own fkn cat

>>47962392
In their dreams.

>>47962972
hello newfriend
welcome to wordfilters

>>47972078
Tell her she is a grown woman and we don't care what her parents say.
Then never talk to her parents again.

>>47959445
She has a lot of baggage and is neurotic af but is self fairly aware of it and has german ordnung

>>47971787
What about her nose size though?

>>47948409
A male who uses 4chan is an even bigger red flag desu

>>47937745
>gets a bit hyper and accidentally hugs you hard enough to vaporize your spinal column

>>47947842
True, why are all vtubers frail women who are constantly on meds or should be

>>47971577
Not vegetarian, but vegans tend to consume more processed and premade foods than omnivores, meaning paying more for boxes and labels than for actual food.

>>47938042
>>47946009
Choco is pathetic. Literally made for pump and dump.

>>47977465
maybe but you can hide the fact that you browse this god forsaken site, can't hide that male friend that's just waiting for his chance to hit on her lmao

>>47977465
You know Mori is /here/ right?

>>47945423
Utena ruined a generation of women

>>47977666
>Vtubers are all mentally/socially invalids who don't go outside, unless they're just larping as otaku
>eat like shit, 95% of them barely exercise, can't cook, only strength is voice and maybe a talent

>>47962790
I swear to God IRyS is hiding menhera levels. She's a physically weak, flat, scrawny fujoshi with no skills besides her singing voice. She's dumb as a rock. She's ESL and JSL. She probably still has high standards for men due to AneRyS.
Everybody wants a retarded weeaboo girlfriend until you have to make 3 meals a day, do literally everything they requires using a muscle, and comforting her when she breaks down crying from nonsense.

>Ghosts you for months at time
>Shows up one day and acts like nothing happened
>Disappears again

>>47979678
>She's ESL and JSL
that's not how it works

>>47979678
Tell me about her sister. What is she like? All I know is that she's a doctor.

Also, I can save her.

>>47979787
You'd think that...but it's IRyS.

>>47979766
With all her money I really get the feeling she would me the kind of girl to ask you to move in with her and take care of her, perceive some sort of slight against her from you, and then just disappear one day back to live with her parents for a month before talking about it

>>47979836
I'm not a huge IRyS watcher but her sister is a Doctor I think with residency, who's happily married. While IRyS schlicks to fujo material and watches anime at 1.5x speed while wearing her panties from Middle school that still fit her.

>>47979678
>>47980428
Wait, fujoshi or yumejoshi?
I remember her talking about otome games with Bae but is she also into yaoi?

>>47980428
LMAO

>>47980603
IRyS loves Fafner, Kaoru from Eva, Gundam (but not G Witch because it doesn't have handsome boys). Bae is the normal one.

>>47937745
not a single, worthwhile one

>>47940405
>ameribugs have been trained to resent the company of their significant other so that they'll rent two separate apartments in the hive
dios mio

>>47977350
Yeah, that Triple H caliber schnoz is a deal-breaker. Sorry KFPs.

>>47944384
i'm guessing she'd poke holes in condoms just to trap a man

>>47982358
>Japbugs have been trained to resent the company of their significant other so that they'll rent two separate apartments in the hive
Mon dieu

>>47947171
>he doesn't know the thousands of bugs are also husbands

>>47962653
Terminally alone, cat hair-covered fingers typed this post.

>>47962392
I would say watch streams but why would I subject anyone to watch Fauna.
https://youtu.be/tXdeuia6HC0

>>47940405
>She wants companionship
Anon.
>Will not want to spend much time with you
>Wants to sleep in separate rooms
>Wants to live separately
Define companionship.
I mean if she's gonna have these kind of standards, it sounds more like she wants a friend with benefits at most.
Hell, she could say she's asexual and be done with it.
>but doesn't want to give up her current lifestyle
If she's seriously considering finding someone to spend her time and energy with, she should have the common sense to know that her lifestyle will change completely

>>47969403
Have you never been around young women?
>uuu I'm so ugly~
>oh you're not ugly you're beautiful!!!
>teehee, reeeally?~~
They love embellishing minor imperfections or literal non-issues with the expectation that they'll be reaffirmed and complimented.

>>47986842
>I mean if she's gonna have these kind of standards, it sounds more like she wants a friend with benefits at most
She also wants to be looked after financially, so what she wants is a sugar daddy who submits to her whims.

>>47943154
So we just have separate utensils, ez

>>47988059
You'll need to have different cooking pots/tools/knives etc too.

I could save Ame

>>47938042
Choco said her sis married a Gaijin, most likely she was the good one to marry. Choco is just hot but not anything good really. You would unironically get a better deal marrying some 7/10 JP girl.

>>47959151
The only real downside is that SHE WILL cheat on you with girls. Maybe even with some jailbait which means you could end up being part of an investigation. Either for the above or for sekuhara.

>>47959445
You would unironically need to prepare yourself, physically and emotionally for when you both are older because her sickness tends to make people completely incapable of running or even walking normally. But the time before that would be truly wonderful, properly SSS+ tier after you get used to her.

>>47938042
Sounds perfect to me desu.
I don't want to be glued and stuck to any girl all the time and I'd like my girl to have her own life and do her own things.
And sleeping next to someone is a pain in the ass, I've seen how much of a bother it is with my married friends.
>You will need to be rich
Well this would rule me out lol, it's a nice goal but I think she should be more reasonable and accept any middle class guy at least.
>No smoking
Based, smoking is disgusting
>You're expected to not cheat on her despite all these requirements
Extra based, cheaters should be lashed to death.

>>47941606
Either a Latino or an euro would fit her then.

>>47979678
I don't see the problem

>>47943774
The only downside is that the house would smell like a zoo and she would NEVER dress up well for anything so throw any type of RP out of the window. Also, if you try to abandon her, there's a small chance she has a menhera lapse of judgement and shoots you and throws you somewhere in the forest.

>>47947623
So long as none of the Holos kill themselves, all good.

>>47943774
This girl should unironically be the OP.
>barely showers
>rotting teeth(two already fell out)
>horrific diet
>doesn't clean
>doesn't wash her clothes
>lives in constant paranoia and fear
>uncomfortable with physical affection
>her extreme depression would make sex a rarity, at MOST a bi-monthly occurrence.

>>47967095
Lack of shota

>>47951171
It you didn't play CS:GO in the middle of a party with girls, alcohol and music, can you really call yourself a gamer?

>>47977483
Pls give link, I like them either ridiculously strong or abnormally weak.

>>47979678
IRyS can only live nicely because her singing skills land her internet gigs easily.

>>47937888
Grocery spend doubles because you have to buy all of their vegan alternative shit. They aren't just eating produce and drinking water. Fake meat is more expensive per pound. All the coconut, onions, almond, etc milk is more expensive than cow if you don't buy generic, and they need a lot more of all of it because none of it is as protein rich as animal product is.

>>47979766
She's likely chronically depressed or anxious or both.
Many people say she's sober for good, what they don't realize is that taking meds for anxiety or depression with alcohol makes it lethal poison, so she might actually be unable to drink because it would kill her if she's being prescribed.

>>47973593
Anon you didn't have to kill him like that.

>>47990629
This girl is likely a skin walker.

>Gib blowjob
>Jaw hort

>>47958695
What the fuck is the origin of this meme? It drives me crazy every time I see it because I have a feeling I know the answer, but I can't dig it out of my memory.

>>47937745
>likes bad boys who are abusive

>>47990629
I can fix her

>>47990629
Being near her alone would be a challenge.
Kissing her without vomiting would be an accomplishment.
Any BF would need to basically get desensitized to extreme foul smell to be around her without getting sick.

>>47968186
holy fuck don't know how I've never heard of her but I just skimmed through the English-only totsumachi and I can't stop chuckling

>>47968186
Ok pretty based. I'm going to watch those clips now.

>>47945416
Exactly this. I wasn't sure about it before but the crippling depression has hit and I would much rather be vegan with Fauna than be alone. I just made some vegan sweet potato + black bean tostadas last week for no reason but to see what it'd be like and they were delicious

an utterly vile human being

>>47956303
>With my mom, it's no pork, no leek, no spring onion, no vinegar, less rice, more noodles, no seaweed, no green tea, no duck, no vegetable x, no vegetable y,

I got severely triggered by this post. Its too real.

>>47937745
All vtubers would be horrible partners. They would spend most of their time streaming and doing work related activities and not having children with you or spending time with you.

>>47969403
No you don't. Waifus are better than girlfriends, all of the fun and sex and none of the baggage or downsides. The grass looks greener to the incel anons because they just don't fucking get it.

>>47978647
You can take the anon out of 4chan but you can't take the 4chan out of the anon. Even if they never know that you use this site people can sense that there is something off about you. They just don't know that it's because you are /here/.

>>47998461
>Even if they never know that you use this site people can sense that there is something off about you
delet this

>>47995695
This is the way.

>>47977732
Vegetarian feed is also less nutritious and the nutrition in it has less bioavailability which means they need to eat way much more to get the equivalent nutrition of a simple steak

>>47990629
Shes me except ive only lost 1 tooth

>>47951171
Sounds like a true sigma chad

>>47987350
>Have you never been around young women?
Why are you asking this

>>47998461
>Even if they never know that you use this site people can sense that there is something off about you.
EH????

>>47991611
The artist formerly known as Suzuhara Lulu: https://www.youtube.com/@user-qf6rg6su2h/streams

10 hour ring fit stream as her old self: https://lulu.chronoes.com/20200217-dcd1ywrhAnk.mp4 It's genuinely kind of unnerving how she just doesn't seem to get tired. Other feats include playing Ghosts and Goblins for 36 hours only taking a break to go and do a radio show and being garbage at Rhythm Heaven.

>>47995982
she's gotta have the beefiest roast beef flaps of anyone in the vtuber industry

>>48001049
I'm now subscribed thanks

>>48001049
Why do you say that?

old

belly too big
belly too jiggly

you know why

>awful
>she eeeeeats different!!
rope now, manchild

>>47989909
Kiara is sick?? What disease does she have?

>>48002710
that's the best part

>>48003147
autism

>>48000997
>being garbage at Rhythm Heaven.
at least I got to listen to her say daisuki for hours

>>48003147
Fibromyalgia

>>48004160
>Fibromyalgia
Oh man, that is terrible. I wish her the best.

>>48004911
It's why she only gets maybe 3-4 hours of sleep per night, and can only get to sleep by binge watching stuff on Netflix to distract her from the pain until she passes out from exhaustion.