/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47921714
Why you still make new thread? Let it die like Haachama

>>47921877
It's an act of defiance. If she looks at this thread on a whim, then shell know shes in the wrong for being silent.

Reminder that me and chammers WILL have 8 babies together

>>47921877
Why do you want more bait threads on the catalog, dogfucker?

>>47922546
Wdym?
This thread is bait or trash thread.
All I want it's no thread until Chama return.

>>47924058
Heres a way to solve your problem: filter the thread subject. You wont see it anymore. Would you like me to link you to instructions?

>>47923969
Haatontachi...

>>47924058
Enjoy yourself or fuck off
Or roll and do your pushups, it's good for your mental and physical health

...Believe in her....

>>47925873
ROLLING!

just re-listened to the haato-rushia asmr collab. It fucking hurts.

>>47921657
That's a boy

>>47927022
I watch Christmas collab
Rushia, Coco, Haachama and Kanata...
Damn....

>>47927022
The rice...

>>47927082
does that disqualify it from being a good cosplay? good cosplay is good cosplay

>>47922242
Reminder that I fuck Haachama today too!

>>47927082
Holy shit...

>>47927082
even better

>>47922242
>>47928866
Fusion bros we got too cocky

>>47930038
It's a sign that Haachama is returning soon!

>>47930270
Is she? If she returns, it will be by the summer(voices in my head told me so)

Reminder that Chama is dead and I'm raising her 7 children as a single father

>>47931428
Not sure i dare ask, but what happened to the 8th child?

>>47931693
I am the 8th child, and I'm not out of the womb yet

>>47927082
This makes the chammy panties soaking wet

>>47931693
I can't afford the food for 8 children, so one starved yesterday...

haachamachama

>>47932373
Anonchama..

>>47931428
No fair fusionposter

>>47925873
Roll-ricka-roll-ricka-roll.

Missionary with a sweaty chammers after a long and hard workout

>>47925873
Those who do pushups in the nude will receive a cold stare from Haachama.

>>47925873
>>47934627
fuck that's hot, I'll do it

I'm glad Infinity is finally on spotify, that song's underrated and makes me sad, I love it

>>47934338
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

>>47935133
I'm still not sure I like what they did with doubling up the vocals in the remaster or not. I get why they might have chosen to do it and I definitely don't hate it, but I just end up focusing on that and not actually listening to the song Maybe I'm just too used to the original.

>>47934338
She is so cute! I love Haachama!

>he doesnt pray for haachama everyday

>>47934338
https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1650076987074170880/photo/1

>kemono STILL not updated
Come on man... And no, the guy who posts the catbox link for the one guy is not what I want since he doesn't give the variations which are very important.

>>47938734
You could also, like, pay 5€/$ and not be such a poorfag

>>47937520
Me and my army of spiders worship her every evening. What do you keep at your shrine haatonchama?

>>47937520

>>47937520
Could never be me

>>47940389
THE HOLY HAIR PIECE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKIz6JEvus
good times...

is this a metaphor for having lost chammy?

Sorry I impregnated Haachama and you can't have her back.

>>47934811
thoughts?

>>47942950
Australier

>>47945990
kys crossposter

>>47945990
Thank you crossposter

https://twitter.com/IdolShowdown/status/1649979282956103680
THE STRONGEST

>>47947062
Eh, the descending part could apply to Irys, and both that and the the strongest could make sense for Kanata, I wouldn't bet on it being Chammers at this stage. Suppose we'll see later.

>>47947062
Too many mixed signals, could be a bunch of people 2bh

I feel sick to my stomach. I was starting to get too worried about Haachama so I turned into a doxxfag and now I want to throw up.

I went through her PL social media profiles, her family's profiles, her old classmates and known friends' profiles on all social media sites and came back empty handed. Literally nothing about Haachama. No mentions, no pictures, not even the smallest hint about anything related to her. Even from relatives who post literally every single small detail about their life on Facebook.

I feel even worse than I did before. I'm so worried that something bad has happened to her. Please just be safe and well...

>>47948606
The fact that everyone is living their life like normal should be a good sign. You wouldn't go to parties, post happy selfies or spam random memes if someone close to you had just suddenly passed away. No news is infinitely better than bad news.

>>47948606
Assuming you're not baiting anon, that sounds like something to take comfort in. If there was some terrible tragedy and she's dead or severely hurt, then someone would probably have said something, even if it was vague, or show some change in behaviour. The fact that people are keeping quiet and carrying on as normal implies to me they're just respecting her privacy over whatever it is.

>>47948606
real doxxfags know you're full of shit anon. nice bait

>>47949305
Feel free to share with the whole class if you claim to have recent news about Haachama.

>>47948888

https://twitter.com/xxbulbonxx_oo_x/status/1650100839489601537

https://twitter.com/saruki_u/status/1650157570072674304

>>47935215
that's probably the case, yeah
personally, I loved the higher pitch in "all of the fears" in the original, it was louder than the entire song's level and somehow felt appropriate there anyway

https://twitter.com/shibakarenasu/status/1649969243990155264

>>47948606
What happened to no news is good news?

>>47954378
The empty throne...

>>47954378
Do you think she had a fun time building that chair?

>>47954644
>>47954378

>>47954378
chammy

i miss chama

>>47958396
We all do..

>>47958396
I made this post

>>47958396

>>47963124
cama...

It's a Haachamachama world, and we just live in it

I think my liver and kidneys have finally filtered all haachamachama out of my body. What is happening...

>>47961663
no chammers...

Just to inform (You), we will have some divegrass content in August. I hope the thread survives until then...
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup

2 year anniversary of purplechama later today/tomorrow depending on your time zone.

>>47954378
I can't believe Chama cut both her hands with a table saw making this

>>47964934
Gotta say, our group pretty much looks like it was just the leftovers that couldn't fit nicely into any other group and then someone stretched real hard to find a vague unifying theme to justify it. I can't even figure out what /skynetFC/ has to do with so called /BIG/ at all, and both us and /moon/ are very tangential at best.

>>47965679
I really have no idea myself. But any chama content is better than nothing so..

Ignore me. I just want to test something.
>>>/vt/赤井はあと

>>47969580
>can't link with jap text
LAME. But that's all I was testing.

>>47965420
It's a good thing she's so talented with her feet.

>>47947062
This actually turned out to be Coco so it wasn't too far off the mark.

>>47965260
it's been that long? dang...

>>47967489
I think nothing is better at this point

>>47972001
But Noel and Kanata can yeet her.

>>47972001
That weather hackers remix is awful.

>>47948606
source?

>>47964934
nice, I fucking love watching Chama play some divegrass

chama love?

>>47982193
Chammers LOVE!

>>47967681
thoughts on being able to impress chama with your average size dick anons?

>>47985693
My daughter is pure and her mind mentally filters out p*nis. She can not comprehend what is a good size, for they do not exist to her.

>>47985693
I think any sight of a penis would make her heart race to the point where she wouldn't know what to do, and that increases with size

>>47947062
kek seems that keywords literally mean nothing in these teasers, it was coco

is it always the same guy crossposting here?
>>47985693

>>47991060
Probably, NTA but a lot of the anons here don't really go to other threads except maybe hlg, hlgg and a couple of anons in #s, excluding any other anons who post in other chuuba generals... What I'm trying to say there are probably no catalogfags here except a couple

>>47985693
Mine is exactly 15cm, so thanks Matsuri for the confidence boost.

>>47985693
Ollichama...

It's the rolling. Please keep it decent haatons, at least shorts on or something

Tonight I had a nightmare: Cover announcement about the passing away of the chama and a suddently (clearly ready and prepared weeks in advance) big graduation-like stream "in memory of" with all the talents make an appearance, sing, read letters and tell about funny moments with her with an enormous amounts of tears, new merch (ready to be shipped somehow) and superchats.

>>48002452
Only in the nude sarge, sorry.

>>48002452
ROLLAN!

>>48002452
Rolling for after work

Chimchamcharoo..

https://twitter.com/glUZCVSM9hKxsW1/status/1650358678858657793

>>48004936
Wallflower chammy...

>>48002599
Anon....

Purplechama's 2nd anniversary is coming very soon!

>>48009937
CHAMA NOOO!

>>48007945
Nice, something to watch after a very very long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNPsPkQOoGw

>>48010371
Can we get a summary for those off us who stuck at JP? Don't want to misinterpret anything that might be important

>>48002452
Spinnin

>>48002571
of course new merch. monetizing even her death

>>48010880
all you need to know is that Haachama is still not replying to discord. everything else is pure cope

https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu/status/1650325391599636481

>>48012008
Well I guess I got the gist of it right, was just coping myself hoping there might be more I'd missed. Thanks for confirming anon.

>>48010880
Watame reminisces about old times with Haachama and hopes she returns to the new Minecraft server. She mentions that she sent messages to Haachama on discord but never got a reply so she's worried. She then brings up the topic of digital detox but stops short of implying that's what Haachama's doing because she doesn't actually know.

Vouching for >>48013388
Chama('s family) must really be keeping whatever's happening under wraps none of her friends or coworkers know the situation.

>>47985903
anon... your daughter visits many naughty websites...

>>48002452
Ikz

>>48014762
Ever wonder why she austically watches animals have s*x? It's because I'm right. To her it looks like they are just bumping into each other and she has no idea why or how that leads to babies. In fact I can confirm since shes the strongest idol, her hymen is made of authentic japanese steel.

>0 activity on social media including roommate's
>isn't replying to DMs at all
>can't sign cards, A-chan has to do it for her
What are the most reasonable explanations for this?

>>48016591
Abducted by aliens. Cover cant announce that because it sounds rediculous but her family insist.

>>48016776
illegal aliens...

>>48016591
She gave birth to 8 twins and is now in a coma.

>>48016591
Cyama...

>kemono.party is now 3 post behind
pain

>>48021867
poorfag, yadda yadda
https://files.catbox.moe/sqn4qb.jpeg

>>48022589
do you also have the variants?

>>48022589
dick not white or big enough

>>48010371
>>48013388
Really surprised to hear that Watame has no idea what's happened to Haachama.

If she was taking a leave of absence I figured her coworkers would have been informed. And even if Cover didn't say anything to the talents, Haachama and Watame used to be somewhat close so I figured at least Watame would've known the reason. I see no reason why she'd lie about something like this.

I'm dying to know if Hoshikawa has any info about Chama's whereabouts.

>>48016591
Literally 'Internet yamero'

https://youtu.be/OT6_ohB9Q1M
Purplechama spoiler. I am convinced I'm on my meds during her debut as she doesn't sound like haachama at all in this cover

Purplechama World General

>>48022959
Of course, but I will only ever post one. Got to keep my boy Mago in business

Would you lick another man's cum out of Haachama's pussy to make sure she doesn't get impregnated?

>>48028061
Only if its your cum anon

>>48028061
>>48028116
Kiss right now.

>>48028174
fujos GTFO

>>48028116
Here you go anon. Be thorough it was a pretty big load and I got it deep in there https://litter.catbox.moe/nr34zc.jpg

Goodnight pigs!

Do you think they will put her body in a glass casket Lenin style on next Holo festival or something?

>>48029921
That's literally me. Why would you go through the trouble of hacking into my PC?

>>48031558
I talked to Putin today. He say we can replace Lenin with Haachama.

>>48032139
>Haachama's body being displayed on RED square
uhhhhh

>>48025552
very cute. yeah the voices aren't the same but i'm glad someone here mistook them as purplechama still brightens my day in these dark times.

>>48032139
that would be a big upgrade NGL.

>>48036875
1 > 3 > 5 > 4 > 2

>>48037586
Miko?

>>48037586
This but I'll put 4 right after 1

>>48036875
1>2>3>5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4
Assuming everybody is referring to the chuubas in the picture from left to right.

>>48036875
1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2=3=4=5

>>48016591
she dead

>>48043430
She'll live on in our memories as long as we keep Haachama World alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtn0XOnUvc

I hate myself so fucking much right now. I hope I feel better after I wake up. Good night anons.

>>48043886
i want this chama back. i like her brattyness

>>48044594
a-anon?!?!!

haaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY5Eaex5CwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY5Eaex5CwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY5Eaex5CwQ

Watame...

>>48016591
psychosis

>>48049713
she's dead....

>>48049713
Kson also said there was sad news lately. Probably related to her.

I actually think she is dead or in a permanent vegetative state now.

>>48049713
>>48054187
This is grim dark universe and there is only war of despair.

Haatons are unironically going to have to start demanding Cover has answers as to Haachama's whereabouts. If Watame is being kept out of the loop, then I believe they are unironically covering up her death or institutionalization without notice. Do your job, Haatons. Get the JP Haatons on board too.

>>48023324
Pressure her about her whereabouts. If she has to spill the beans, so be it.

Has Miko said anything about Haachama? they were somewhat close compared most members

>>48054893
Ask her.

>>48054893
Nothing

Are people from other threads unironically asking haatons to harass other talents? Dont fall for it. Waiting sucks, and I'm worried too, but it's not their duty to act as haachamas representative.

>>48055341
Harass Cover, not the talents.
They'll pay if they're covering up her death.

>>48055341
What? tell me more about this pls

>>48055425
We just want a proper explanation and not to be lied about.

I've had enough.

>>48054187
Kson has both a bleeding heart and a hundred friends. It could be anyone.

>>48055385
I can agree here. Particularly as her anniversary draws closer.

>>48055533
>>Hololive official tell us that Haachama is dying and resting in hospital.
>> No, she must pregnant with her boyfriend!!!
Now
>> I want the only truth.

They tell you the truth but /vt/ just believe in Haachama's pregnantcy because of Oshi no Ko.

>>48056137
If NO ONE but Cover knows about Haachama's situation then we unironically need to take it up with them. Get to work if you genuinely care about your osh's life.

And what I also don't understand is why the other 1st Gen members didn't ask management about where Haachama was during their recording of their new cover.

There's got to be something Cover is covering up.

>>48056265
Yes, I will send my red sc heart when she come back

>>48054378
I'm honestly afraid to know if something terrible really has happened. I rather hide my fear with stupid shitposts of our Haachama then to know the truth... I'm not strong enough. A coward even.

>>48056360
Gen 1 don't care Haachama.
She is honorably gen 4 member

>>48056556
I'm not. I always demand answers.

>>48056686
Completely untrue.

I feel like someone should clip Hoshikawa's last recollection of Haachama so that people are gaining awareness of the situation. This is serious. Get working.

>>48056689
They told answer already
>>Haachama is dying and in comatose state at hospital.

How many of you are in Haachama's Discord? Even if the tranny mods delete comments asking for concern, make your presence known. Demand where Haachama is and encourage people to take it up with Cover.

>>48056754
" Don't care" may be too strong word.
I want to say Haachama has deep friendship to gen 4 more than gen 1.

>>48056835
That's too vague

There's an activity on her old uraaka today

>>48057116
NIGGER POST IT

>>48056899
>> demand Hololive doxx Haachama whereabout

If we know where she is, What can we do for her?

>>48057026
Your employer sharing your health information is illegal in many first world countries. Japan is also known to be very insular when it comes to announcing illness. Theres a chance you may never know.

>>48054378
>>48056830
>>48056899
Not your personal army

>>48057192
He is trolling you

>>48057372
Do you care about your oshi?

>>48057116
>uraaka
whats that?

>>48057630
Code for gay sex

>>48057630
throwaway/personal/private account
Not that it matters since that anon is obviously lying

>>48057818
Yeah, with me.

>>48057513
Yes, I do. I care enough to prevent myself from doing things that she wouldn't want me doing.

3 months is the duration of time off that Japanese businesses are legally required to give to their employees for maternity leave.
Why'd I bring that up? No reason. I just thought it was interesting.

>>48054378
lol kys

Whatever, I'm just afraid the worst is getting closer.
Good night.

>>48054378
Watame and Haachama aren't even that close. Neck yourself, Nijifag.

>>48054378
Go away catalogfaggot.

>>48055341
>>48055385
>>48055533
>>48056265
>>48056830
>>48056899
>>48057513
>>48058637
>>48058724
Kill yourself.

>>47985693
are you small pp or big pp anons?

>>48059728
Average pp. With a bend

>>48058743
Anon... they are close....
Watame voice is in Haachama OP.... you know?

>>48059728
Above average length below average girth thanks for asking.

Miss Haachama with you Haatons; I check the thread a couple times a week for any potential updates. Looking forward to her return and ignore the catalog faggots.

>>48059728
cute pp

>>48061034
>catalog faggots
I can admit I'm one of the people making some of the threads but I don't intend them to be full of dramafags. All in all I'm just very scared and sad and I cannot help myself sometimes.

>>48061418
You'd honestly just be better off checking/asking this thread. Making new threads specifically about Haachama's absence only invites morons.

>>48061992
I'll stop then. I just can't help myself sometimes. I don't condone people making it for drama reasons.

>>48057491
>>48057831
But it's real

>>48062105
ISREAL

>>48062105
We're not saying she doesn't have one. We're saying there's no activity on it.

Haatons! meds! now!

>>48063276
we are way past that

>>48063276
You are the meds chammers...

>>48060830
Watame is my oshi. Apparently you don't know.

>>48062225
Well, that's what my app said. I don't have twitter account, so can't check it for real

>>48063276
But you are the meds Chama...

Holy shit what is happening here. Have you faggots forgotten to take your meds today

>>48066981
Catalogfaggots as usual.

>>48063276
what is mean meds?

>>48068024
Cyama...

>>48044594
I do indeed feel better!

Watame talking about how important a digital detox could be made me wonder if Haachama might be dealing with depression or possibly even self harm or a suicide attempt. She's been under a lot of pressure to do well in her studies and finish school while also having Hololive related obligations, recordings, preparing for events etc.

If she was institutionalised it would explain why she seemed to just suddenly disappear and why Cover would be silent about it.

Japan is so bad with mental health issues that Cover talking about her recovering from illness could be a coverup for something like that. And it's not something her family members would write about on social media.

>>48071078
This theory also works together with what Hoshikawa said about the last time she met with Haachama. That she broke down crying when they were out together. There must have been a lot of weight on her shoulders.

>>48071078
She was actually forced into a marriage by her parents, she married some rich boy from another conglomerate owning family who will probably cheat on her soon after he drains her, they're currently on their honeymoon hence why she's fully Mia, I bet she's in Bora Bora

Haachama is dead/permanently unfit for streaming. I like the theory about mental breakdown, since this kind of information could have been forwarded to other Holomems and they are much less likely to leak it to their audience unlike if she was actually dead.

Furthermore, COVER is developing Haachama's AI to take over her activities.

>>48071751
>Implying an AI could ever replicate Chama
lol

>>48071078
If it's true, It's fucking worse than comatose because of infection.

Streaming become to be painful experience for Haachama. We should prepare for the worst.

>>48071751
Opposite anon
In Laplus case, She also break down and haitus like Haachama but Iroha and Sakamata met her and talk about Laplus+ .

But in Haachama's case no one meet her

Roll cuties

I think Haachama want to growth and has more age.

It's unfit her now if we think she stream in more yourger age.

If Haachama want to growth to fine woman not cunny anymore, Do we Haaton can accept this fate?

>>48073758
rollingu~

>>48073758
Roll

>>48073842
ESL chama... We will always accept the chalmers no matter her age

>>48075692
DO IT
PULL THE TRIGGER
RIGHT HERE BETWEEN MY EYES CHAMMERS
DO IT NOW PUSSY

I had a dream of Haachama I thought I'd share.
>be me
>filming a movie with meme actors and a sexy woman
>get interrupted
>its my assistant with important information
>we take 10
>its Haachama on the line
>I ask her to tell me what's wrong
>she's been booted from her family and fired from Cover over something she did
>I ask if she has a place to go to
>she said she has no money and no place to go
>i prod a bit more
>she shamefully tells me she's been forced to stay with an ojiisan but that she hasn't done anyting with him...yet
>i tell her who i am and that if she wanted her I can get on a plane right now and be there within 12 hrs
>she agrees
>we exchange information
But alas it was only a dream...

>>48073758
Rolling for daddy(You)

>>48073842
I prefer my woman mature and retarded

>>48076951
I'm that Oji-san. She's lying to you. She gave all her virginities to me

https://twitter.com/nekomanma1221ex/status/1650435297593925633

>>48076951
So did she spoke perfect English in your dream?

>>48077951
No, she spoke in her traditional perfect Haachama English.

>>48078047
hot

>

>>48078962
I will wear slipperchama and we will never be separated

>>48080112
Haaton...

Would you watch AIchama if the real chama died?

>>48082980
I wouldn't be watching any chuubas if the real chama died.

>>48082980
>>48071950

Who have you been watching while waiting for Haachama? You guys don't just sit in this thread all day do you?

>>48083902
I have been watching the no one. I am sitting in the thread all day.

>>48083902
I work, at work or in the garden, or work out when i don't sit in this thread. What else is there to do when there's no haachama stream?

>>48083902
I'm a hako-oshi so I watch more or less everyone (Chammers is my favorite JP after Korosan)

>>48083902
I watching Haatons go crazy.

>>48083902
I actually got a job, I started working a week after she first went away in December, it was a struggle to catch the few streams she had in these recent 4 months since the start of the year but thankfully a lot of them would start right as soon as I get home.
Other than that, I watch some purple chammers sometimes but that's about it

>>48084953
>I actually got a job
Me too, August last year. But my shifts are all over the olace so it was a coin toss if I could catch the stream.

>>48073758
Ikz

>>48083999
Holy fucking based

>>48086854
Im lucky and can watch while working if needed

>>48083999
Same desu. Nice trips of truth.

>>48090968
...what?

>>48090968
My brain is turning Chama chama because of this family tree. Like I've something I should not have seen.

>>48090968
But i'm her father, wife and child

>>48091564
What?

>>48077951
This comment reads like Haachama English, which is either ironic or intentional

>>48090968
good times

>>48090968
chama

>>48092804
when she sees your dick

pig?

>>48093506
Buhi?

>>47921714
>>48094157
>>48094157
>>48094157
>>48094157
>>48094157
New bread freshly made!

>>48083902
Kson and Hoshikawa