/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

Pippa LOVE

>>47915904
who?

That was a weird sound. Let's go check it out.

CULO GIGANTE!

the last thing pippa hears before I rape her

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I love Pippa so much bros.

Airi...

30,000 posters dead.

She's such a furry

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Pippa freaking out is ultra cute

>>47915904
not a phase girl

Pippa you retard those calls are exactly the same. it's a coyote.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1649973717940797447

Hostage status?

Speaking of coyotes, randomly there'll be screams of women in the woods behind my house every month or 2. My friends keep trying to tell me it's just coyotes but coyotes have been extinct in this region for a century now.

>>47916009
Wild cats and wolves, literal stock 2009 alt girl furry

>>47916048
no longer

>>47916056
those women are getting freaky

>Scary laughing in the woods.

Also serious note it sounds like a fox. Used to have them in my back yard and they sounded like this at night during mating season.

>>47916056
sorry bro I take mad shits in those woods

this will be a good thread I can tell

>>47916046
You too, Lumi.

Wow

>>47916056
it was me eating little girls carry on

>you live in a van, you brought it upon yourself!

>>47916048
on discord they are starting to go schizo and are caught up with all the deletions that /pcg/ noticed as of last night. they posted 200 messages while i was downstairs.

>>47916104
Why are foxes in heat so weird?

>>47916046
That stream went so long I completely forgot she played homm3 at the start

>>47916046
thanks yellow woman

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>47916048
I love the cat

>>47916130
She had 4.3k earlier.

LIVING IN A VAN
DOWN BY THE RIVER

>>47916048
...free?

>>47916056
Bobcat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOeBt1LDcE4

>>47916056
That's a mountain lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs

>>47916048
Killed by notorious mass murderer Kaneko Lumi

>>47916130
Pippa gets Calliope Mori numbers now.

how many women died or kidnapped because of the "van life" fad?

>>47916204
Wait I got it mixed up, it was mountain lions that aren't in this area, and the screams were louder than coyotes since those are still around.

>I hear footprints
Second time I've heard this in this stream

God what an ugly roasty

>>47916046
Thanks for the long stream lemon whore. It was a really good time.

>>47916046
See you tomorrow yellow woman.
>>47916163
>played
is a strong word here. Guess homm3 isn't her autism like warhammer. Makes for a good video.

>holy shit, something is going bump in the night outside my van
>what should I do?
>I know, post to my blog!
dumb bitch

>>47916056
Bobcat or lynx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY

>>47916268
pippa just owned you. apologize

>>47916104
yep, it seems like a fox clear as day, weird no one recognized it

>>47916218

>>47916263
Sleepy sexo!

>>47916197
funny how in the space of 30 years "living in a van" has gone from being a symbol of the dregs of society to be an affluency status symbol

>>47916318
Based, give me my spooky youtube content at all costs

>>47916263
>she edited this out and reuploaded the stream

late post

I'd cum in her gas tank

>>47916409
Mucho texto.

>>47916327
The only thing Pippa owns is my penis

>>47916389
There is living in a van and then there is converting a van into a mini camper.

>>47916409

>>47916409
a /k/ spookypasts read along would be miles better than these garbage clips

Does anyone here think I'm a sweet angel boy?

Pippa sleeps with a gun

I do love that Kson ornament. Thanks, Pips.

bros I don't want to go camping anymore this summer

>>47916467
I kinda want roller coaster ride cam zatsu.

her kaysan ornament?

[Pippa News] They stole her Kson ornament.

>>47916403
but why?

Thanks for the ornament Pippa, I do enjoy it

>>47916493
Same.

>>47916263
Based
>>47916403
The way she talked about and handled the situation makes me think she's 100% ace.

>>47916409

What does it mean?

Black bears are so cute.

>>47916521
Jesus Christ man

>>47916443
i'm mailing her the key to my chastity belt

>>47916568
>news] panko kill
it's over...

>>47916598
They're goofy lil guys that you can spook easy.

>reddit post

>>47916568
>love lumi

>>47916493
that gun? me.

This is why i'm a shut-in autist. I'm only leaving my house when i'm off to work

>>47916493
same but not too close to me or I could shoot myself while sleeping

>>47916568
>love lumi
I do

>>47916568
>little black Pippa

ok this is some Silent Hill bullshit

[Lia News] Shes going mimis
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1649977284722573315?s=20

>>47916261
>>47916204
https://youtu.be/-A6zLuXVJ4w?t=4

>>47916670
If you don't go to the horrors outside, they can still come to you.
you will never really be safe.

>>47916568
>woman criminal dead shot faggot assume relocate level
Fuck...the truth is out.

>>47916696
I actually got goosebumps, weird ass shit

>>47916707
why the fuck do i care? she didn't even stream today and she still wants attention fucking bitch

why none of this interesting shit ever happens to me

>>47916735
>femanon shot a liker and is now in hiding
damn

That's sound I make when I cum, sorry about that
>t. local femanon

>>47916786
she did stream today it was members only

>>47916670
Should NEETs kill themselves?
Is living a fullfilling life as one possible?

>>47916493
Last stream she said at one point people broke into hr home and she hid in the bathroom with her gun.

american flora and fauna is so stunning, you burgers are very lucky

>>47916046
I had a good time thanks for the long stream yellow woman

>>47916761

I got it, an elk found a neat spot with good acoustics and got fascinated.

>>47916707
NINI Lia

>>47916834
Don't confuse her bathroom gun with her bedroom gun.

>>47916017
you panko post every time in this threads, I admire that

I want to draw a fanart featuring both Athy and Lumi but I have no idea what scenario to put them in, they're so different from each other
It seems they know each other, though, I'm sure Lumi has mentioned her on stream before now

>>47916846
Too bad so many of the people that live in this country prefer living in concrete boxes and get anxiety if they see more than two trees.

Kinda sounds like stressing metal or power lines.

>>47916812
didnt stream for free? didn't stream for me.

>>47916786
Stop being insecure about your own shortcomings and be proud of her, either that or just drop it already.

>>47916923
just dont be a lucklet and its free

>>47916568
>panko kill stream
nyehehe

>>47916903
>you panko post every time
I miss like half the threads, this place is too fast now.

>>47916846
Europeans and especially the UK wiped out their coolest wildlife during the victorian era.

>>47916907
in the wagner hammer execution

>>47916950
manko?

>>47916854

>>47916923
>he didn't get a gift sub
sucks to suck

pippa is a fucking pervert

>>47916707
Night night

Pippa is fucking weird

>>47916707
>fucks herself before going to sleep
depraved woman

>>47916846
im pretty hard libertarian but even i agree that making large swathes of america permanently protected public wilderness was one of the best things the gov has ever done

>Pippa activated my google home
It's over for me bros, she's in the system already

Do you think Prism project excommunicated Phase connect for PR. I miss Yura collabs

>>47916923
it was free when it started, skill issue

I know exactly what Pippa is talking about because I did the same thing back in the day.

>sam is BARRING pippa from fishtank kino

>>47916907
qrd on athena?

Of course Pippa loves the most autistic person on fishtank

i miss old pippa outfit

>>47917059
so did everyone I know

>>47917059
There were /b/ threads for it

"Hey, little girl. Come over here. I want to teach you a really cool word to call black people."

Pippa if you're /here/ currently just know that the Fishtank website is down, its on youtube for the time being.

>>47917085
qrd?

>>47917112
She's a nurse both in lore and IRL, the only member or her corpo that gets enough numbers to stay afloat.

>>47916829
former neet got night shift job. Still with parents but I think life's good.

>>47917221
alright draw her giving lumi the crystal treatment

>>47916999
by me

>>47917055
I'm almost certain when they were acquired by Sony the new management told them no more collabs with Phase

>>47917175
"But first, show me your panties"

>>47916046
Thanks again Loomers.

>>47916602

she probably never opens her mail because she's paranoid it'll be laced with anthrax

>>47917051
why did you knowingly bug your own house?

BASED CAMERA MAN

kek

/pol/ posting irl

This is why you don't have your security system connected to the internet.

Pippa thinking only the guy talking over the speaker accessed the camera is kinda brain damaged.

>>47917336
Google hearing me violently jack off to Pippa is part of my voyeur fetish

>>47917027
teddy wasn't a perfect president by any means but he did a lot of good

>>47917135
Kevin O'Leary?
Mark Cuban?
Robert Herjavec?
Daymond John?

pippa confirmed for wanting to harass black people over open surveillance systems.

>>47917255
Problem is if you dont bother working on your human relations eventually youll end up alone and killing yourself

>>47916046
Lumi is being too cute lately, something wrong...

>what's up ______

[Pippa News] She condones doxxxxxxxxing.

>>47917401
Pippa is kinda brain damaged
just like me frfr

>>47917444
Very based.

I'd love to have access to Pippa's bathroom camera

>>47917373
I actually didn't check /pol/ when this shit was going on
There were several websites where you could browse random cctvs because people used the default password (admin)
Eventually the websites blocked private cameras, but it was fun while it lasted

>>47917402
The only security camera I have in my house that connects to the internet is in my toilet. It's entirely unsecured with no password. I take really messy shits for anybody that wants to take a looksee.

>>47917255
Fuck getting a job and feeding the system

Dont worry pippa the footage of your cameras is only for me

>>47917402
Don't use Alexa.
Don't use Google Assisstant.
No matter how much personal security, no matter how many VPN's you're under, no matter if you're using TOR.
While the feds already have all your info, for gods sake don't make it easier for them.

This is why I don't trust things that demand you connect to the internet or cloud services.

She so obviously thinks people hacking cameras and yelling slurs is the funniest shit, the gymnastics she's using to justify it is insane lmao (and she's right!)

>>47917444
WE ARE
When is someone else going to do a Window of Life stream

>>47917524
why are you posting audio recordings of a woman being raped, this is fucked up

>>47917402
A Ring type system is legitimately useful. Sacrificing your rights to Amazon and law enforcement is a no from me.

>>47917474
>>47917401
What is going own with you brainlets today?
Pippa said somebody making you aware that your security is fucked is better than somebody silently creeping on you. How does your deranged mind translate this into whatever you think she said?

she's not completely wrong.
if somebody's shit is leaked by a data breach and anybody with a list can log into their cameras like this, you're doing them a service by going on speaker and letting them know.

>>47917447
How to find a girl who likes NEET retards?

>>47917447
I got 1 friend from school days I talk to once a week online, parents, and vtubers. I don't need more.
>>47917508
Feed the vtubers.

>>47917434
Pippa probably have a crush on Josie and feels a connection through tism.

>>47917693
rape

>I am going to commit a felony to tell people to change their passwords
That's retarded

>>47917693
try grooming

this dude hit so many houses i love him

>>47917655
yeah that's a textbook example of a greyhat. nothing wrong with it imo, doing something harmless to expose a actual much bigger problem, but I understand why it might rub someone the wrong way

>>47917631
IoT shit is extremely easy to just make yourself. Why hand the key over to Amazon or Google

>>47917735

>>47917655
you can also not be a degenerate trog and just fucking email them since you already have their email

>>47917735
>>47917757
The website was eventually banned for shit like this

>>47917693
By browsing 4chan all day. It'll work eventually.

>>47917693
Try whatever mmo 13 year old girls play nowadays

>>47917735
The hacker community is kind of retarded a lot of the time for how smart they are.

>>47917693
Try to look around on Streaming sites, games, smaller forums the works dawg, that's how my brother found his wife

>>47917802
Why should I play an MMO for 13 year olds when I'm 28?

>>47917776
>X is extremely easy to just make yourself
If you have a very specific set of knowledge and a couple of years of experience. Yeah, great.

>>47917802
but I'm 30

why is this youtube faggot making Corey Barnhill seem to be anything scary? He's just a psychopathic federal agent and owner of a tier 1 ISP company who abuses his power to fuck with people.

>>47917735
black hatters are fucked in the head

I honestly have zero sympathy for anyone who uses a cloud connected security system

>>47917852
>>47917865
You're going to have to groom one, better start now so you aren't too old when they come of age

>>47917709
I thought you said Shark Tank...

>>47917878
>But it's safer when it's not under my control!
I swear I've heard this more than once from people I used to respect. I can't stand this shit.

which one of you was it?

>>47917693
mmos is what I heard. Probably not the same as before but still a good bet
t.khv

>>47917878
yeah and the whole thing goes down as soon as your router goes offline

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS SUPERCHAT)

>google jannies in chat

>>47917975
Me

>>47917693
Women will say things like "I like shy boys" and "Where is my damaged repressed middle aged man to fix" but that will never mean (You).

>>47917865
>>47917852
don't be a coward

>Message deleted by Google moderator team
First time I've seen that one

Pippa unable to comprehend normal people not giving as much of a fuck about OPSEC as a vtuber

>>47917990
Not the message I expected it to be

>>47917990
I remember that website

>>47917990
Really? Dafuq?

Pippa's still scared of coughs in 2023? Covid's over, Pippa.

>>47918045
they should when it involves a camera with a live feed in their own home 2fac is like the absolute minimum you can be bothered to do

>that would scare the fuck out of me
Pippa is there anything that wouldn't scare you?

>>47917979
Recommend a mobile friendly one?

>>47917508
Anon you literally suckle from 'the system' you hate. Go homestead larping.

>>47918045
Exceptionally retarded post.

>>47917693
Don't listen to the larpers, none of them like neets.

>>47918045
I can't comprehend normal people either. The amount of them who just put amazon microphones into their house without a single care in the world really messed with my mind and this shit is even worse.

why are women so skittish about everything?

>>47918064
>>47918074
The website got tons of shit and was blacklisted by google

authentification

Cute Pippa is finally learning English.

Alright bros I'm spooked. I can't watch anymore.

>>47918209
biology of rape

>>47918209
You would be skittish too if you were as weak as a woman. A bean pole of a man can strangle most women to death without breaking a sweat.

>>47918212
No I mean that superchat got jannied manually for just saying that?

This retarded ESL rabbit.

>>47917693
Try local card shops or pokemon go, good luck fren

th th th th th

god damn do i love pippas window wiper laugh, heals me every time

AUTHENTIFICATION

>>47917946
Isn't that illegal though to talk with a girl that young only to build the relationship to that of girlfriend status? Her parents would angry as hell and everyone that finds out will be disgusted.

I love my ESL oshi bros

>>47918291
I'm breaking in so we can cuddle

>>47918101
yeah, my dick

oh wait...

>>47918257
kek

>>47918104
Don't play, they're all shit. Genshin seems to have a lot of woman but that's not really an mmo or is it. Guy I knew got a gf in w1sard1O1 but he's not a neet just a low paying job.

>tfw there is no "fi" in authentication
Seriously, where did it go?

[Pippa News] She speaks english

>>47918296
Google doesn't want people learning that it exists

>>47918008
You have no confidence in me?

>I'm an expert and this is how to spell coyote
Wrong!
>I'm a dictionary and this is how to spell coyote
Wrong!

English is her passion

https://twitter.com/fuurayuri/status/1640064532277075969?s=20

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS FUCKIN OVER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>47918066
'member when there were threads for combing through them.
'member when a bunch of anons stayed up watching a kid with autism who stripped naked and smeared shit around.

The good old days.

>>47918209
it is mandatory for women to listen to true crime podcasts about serial rapists for at least one hour every day

>coyote
I've heard it both ways.

>>47918362
you confused it with "identification" and put it there yourself. just like you mistakenly put a second "i" in "mischievous".

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/authentification

>>47918209
Men have a shorter life expectancy because they think they're invincible and do stupid shit.

>>47918401
>she's been dead for a month and nobody noticed

>>47918372
You say that but I highly highly doubt that the youtube assigned jannie knows about the ins and outs of what exactly google does and doesn't want you to know about in the manner of 4 seconds after a superchat is posted.

Who the fuck pronounces it like that

SHUDDAP RABBIT!

>>47917707
Just saying, dont subestimate the importance of human connections. Unless you are an overly odd wired fellow, which i warn you to not assume, TRUE loneliness is something that will for sure drill your head in.

>>47918447
found the woman

>>47918458
the red man

Pipkin 'other races are okay when they agree with me' Pippa

coi oat

>Koyo
Pink women unity!

>>47918401
>another switcheroo tweet
this is very funny i'm glad you did a gag that isn't over used

>war-chest-er-shy-er

>>47918447
femanon marry me i will rape and strangle (you) everryday

>>47918447
invincible enough to GET YOU FEMANON. SHUT YOUR CLOSET DOOR TONIGHT.

>>47918326
If you're a 30 year old neet retard I don't think you have any better options, also only morally reprehensible not illegal.

>>47918521
an "i am a huge faggot please fuck my face" non

>>47918417
anon mischievous has two is

>death sentence!
Judge Pippa makes my pipi hard.

>>47918558
The rednecks around me just say "wooster"

>>47918621
err, third. haha

LUMI LOVE!

>>47918596
I'll fuck your face but you've gotta wear the dress and not look me in the eye.

>>47918326
Hell, it worked for Zax.

>>47918630
that's how I say it

>>47918630
That's the correct pronunciation

>>47917857
DUDE JUST GET MASTER'S DEGREES IN ENGINEERING, SOFTWARE, COMPUTER SCIENCES, CYBERSECURITY LMAO

>>47918646
eye contact is sexy. are you gay?

[Pippa News] She is a gypsy.

>>47918622
Really could go for some home invasion videos with a happy ending delivered by a gun right now.

>>47918714
Rolling stone gathers no moss.

>spooki shit
>its just mundane crime
Is there are good /x/ chuuba that will talk about cryptids and runins with skinwalkers and demiurge shit?

>>47918558
wrong
>>47918630
half correct
its "wooster-shir" for that word
there is also a "wooster"

>>47918686
>>47918699
You're shitting me

>>47918415

>>47917447
it is what it is...

>>47918709
Or just grab some nerd's shit from github releases, done.

>>47918734
Should be noted "wooster" is spelled worcester.
Afaik sheer or shire are both fine at the end.

>>47918736
but none of that is scary because it's not real
you know what's real and terrifying? people.

>>47918770
Bullshit, I live in Arizona, we say "kye-YO-tee."

why are these react streams so popular?

>>47918770
Stop doxing me.

>>47918841
It's Saturday night.

>>47918738
blame the nips for teaching me that pronunciation ウースターソース

>>47918738
Worchester is pronounced wooster
Worchestershire is prounounced woostersher
Leicester is pronounced Lester
Gloucester is pronounced Gloster
and so on

>>47918736
yes, there is grim on twitch

squibby website looks like it got updated again with missing cat

>>47918841
Gee why is co-opting other people's popular content popular

>>47918841
They are fun

>>47918595
It's illegal, retard.

>>47918738
Nope, bongs pronounce some things very strangely
They have a city or whatever called Stiffkey that they pronounce stewkey

>wooster
>not whirr-sturr-shure
>not whirr-chester-shire

>>47918935
cite a law

Can you manage Pippa as your neurotic daughter wife?

>>47918045
normies give 0 shit about OPSEC. A lot even give out a shit ton of info and use the same username.
As a paranoid guy I kind of lost a lot of hope for them after edward snowden and seeing more shit but a bit for myself as well because it seems absolutely lubricious the amount of effort you have to put to avoid the feds. I did the mistake of voting so now I'm on a registry. And fingerprinting(at least mullvad released that browser) on browsers and hacking I have no clue on. And I'm not going to be using that for daily use. Then companies just sell you info.
>>47918492
I'm pretty asocial but I get that. It's not like I don't have anyone. I just don't need a lot past what I have.

>>47918353
I will consider Wizzard101
How about Marapets?

Alright jiggers, give me some ideas for good jigs you want. I wanted to make some more gens for Lumi since I enjoyed her stream but am a poorfag who can't donate so she can use them as schedule art if she wants and jigs tend to overlap those well, so I may as well do both while I'm at it.

>>47918841
They call it react meta for a reason

>>47918998
I could but she wouldn't be happy with my solutions.

why is Pippa's wide-eyed small-iris expression so erotic bros

>>47918998
>manage
>not love, support and be grateful to have her just as she is
Yall don't get it

>>47918996
Child endangerment is a crime. Kill yourself.

>>47918998
daily spankings and seminal injections, yes

>>47918998
Yes, but we would just make each other worse

>>47918996
Enticement of a minor.

>>47918860
>ウースターソース
But ウースタシェーソース would have been completely correct

>>47919008
>fingerprinting
Can be mitigated to an extent by using a VM.

>>47918998
>anon it's been 2 years
>time to pack up and move across town to confuse the gangstalkers!
yes dear...

>>47919041
I don't know what you mean. Do you make the images with AI or something? More details in the backgrounds are always better for jigging. Lots of variety of colors as well.

>>47918911
Thank you, anon.

burger police is so fucking incompetent jesus christ

Pippa likes ugly ass neck tattoos? Why are women like this?

>>47919100
>>47919124
Nothing I said was enticement of or endangering a minor, it should be illegal, but isn't

>>47919179
better than bong police

>>47918998
Pippa wife would be a dream come true

>I ask strangers to come to my house in the middle of the night
>it makes me feel safer
Yep, that's a woman.

>>47919008
I can't count the times my parents have asked, What do you have to hide if you haven't done anything wrong?
I've just given up on that topic

>>47919189
Did she actually say she likes the neck tattoos on the child predator? What?

why are women like this?

>>47919209
>shit is better than turd

>>47919236
She posted on twitter that she waits for the delivery person to leave before she opens the door.

>>47919236
the strangers? me

>>47919273
a nice fiberous poop log is better than burning diarrhea

>>47919207
>grooming
>not enticement or endangerment
Pedos are retarded. Try telling that to the judge and convincing a jury. Get fucked.

what is wrong with this rabbit

>I order shit in the middle of the night and it makes me feel safe
Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard her say

>>47918653
Holy shit you're right...

>>47918878
>>47918961
Yanks are worse.
Louisville = loovuhl
New Orleans = norlans

>>47919335
terminal case of pipkin

She wouldn't be this schizo if she had a man around to make her feel safe

What key pieces of furniture do you reckon Pippa is missing, bros? I reckon she hangs her clothes on an assortment of chairs.

Please take your meds Pippa, realistically anyone that would try to rob you would take a sniff of your house and decide to move on to the one next to it

ok thats the saddest shit I've ever heard pippa jesus

>Pippa uses streamers as friend simulators
no wonder she's so parasocial for chat

>>47919351
blame the french, those names were their oh so brilliant ideas

>die of stress at 40
Is it weird that it makes me happy that Pippa expects to get 40 years old?

PARASOCIAL PIPPA
PARASOCIAL PIPKIN

>>47919374
>What key pieces of furniture do you reckon Pippa is missing, bros?
me

If you had a gun I think Pippa would let you do anything. I don't think she would have the guts to shoot you.

Pippa is about as dysfunctional as I'd expect anyone /here/ to be.

>>47919364
This is the best argument that you could make that she at least isn't living with a boyfriend or husband. If she has a male presence she wouldn't feel this kind of anxiety to this degree.

I can save her...

Pippa is admitting she also forms parasocial relationships.

I take Pippa as my wife and move her to Montana.

Pippa will eagerly offer information that you couldn't beat out of me with a wrench.

>>47919343
>>47919236
Wow, you took a statement, removed the context and messed with the wording a bit and now it sounds stupid. Your brains must be giant.

>>47919335
too far away to kiss

>>47919335
she's just like me frfr

>>47919434
Anon any time zax is at work she's at home being schizo, it still fits.

okay I nominate Pippa as most mentally ill in Phase Connect.

>playing video games
We're really just her stress relief for existence.
Video game streams never because venting about her anxieties on stream does numbers so shes rewarded for doing it.

Pippa is literally me, it's not even funny.

>>47919264
Yeah, even excluding the child predator thing, neck tattoos are one of the worst decisions that a human being can take. Shit is plain moronic

>>47919427
according to her stories about when she was younger she takes abuse and maltreatment in a completely meek and submissive manner, even apologizing for it
SEXO

She's literally a rabbit irl.

I too imagine shit like noises and get scared of them

>>47919497
She would be asleep during those hours

I hope Pippa is really hot and she just doesn't realize it. Otherwise I don't think I can manage her schizo

>>47919319
If you do it properly no one will notice until after the statute of limitations has passed.

You know, I have literally never worried about randos invading my home or mugging me or walking around at midnight in Cali suburbs

Is this is an east coast thing or a Pippa scizo thing?

Happy to know that Pippa is still more mentally ill than I am

>>47919364
Women are more likely to be abused or killed by a male partner or ex lmao.

I'll be your bodyguard Pippa

I need her so much it's unreal

>>47919457
Her rationale is retarded. She thinks she's safer because every few days she asks someone to drop food or packages to her house. Her assumption is that someone who is deciding to break into her house is STAKING IT OUT FOR WEEKS and decides not to because of the remote chance a fucking uber eats driver might show up. It's 100% bullshit. She's increasing the likelihood that someone is going to break in by constantly exposing her location to strangers.

There's a concept called security through obscurity. The best way to avoid being targeted is to avoid being known.

>>47919434
Stop baiting the cuck fetishists

Is it bad I can relate to all this. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die of stress because life does feel like such a chore, and going out is always just one thing after the other. I watch livestreams because it's easier than talking to people because when you're tired you can just click away. In real life you get wrapped into entire nights of shit you don't want to do, it sucks.

>>47919557
I'm east coast and paranoid about everything, but also I'm just paranoid about everything around me in general so probably a schizo thing.

>People in cities are more likely to say “kai-oat-ee” and people who live in rural areas are more likely to say “kai-oat.”

pippa...

>>47919508
This bitch is just using us!
I finally feel wanted for once in my life

>>47919557
depends where you live, but Pippa is also definitely kinda schizo and pipparanoid.

>>47919557
Woman thing. Men don't need to worry about being raped.

>>47919008
Call it cope, but I draw a distinction between:
>glowniggers glownigging with their fucking panopticon collecting fucking everything through backdoors and tapping the lines at the datacenters
and
>just signing up to sell your everything to amazon
I can't stop a state actor from collecting what they want, but I don't need to hand my info out to everyone on a silver platter.

What drives me crazy are the people that say:
>I have nothing to hide
It's like they can't fathom that the people writing and REWRITING the laws might possibly have values that are drastically different from their own.

>I don't want to come off as a complete unironic schizo
>but

>>47919457
No I didn't, you're just a retard

Need Pippa sisterwife...

[Pippa News] Sometimes she exposes herself

>I don't want to come off as a complete unironic schizo
Oh dear Pippa

>sometimes I expose myself
Thank you Pippa, very cool!

Pippa...

>I don't want to come off like a total schizo
Pippa you said you hear voices and see things

>>47919557
I watched from my window as my catalytic converter was stolen at 2pm. These catalytic converter thieves stabbed someone a couple weeks prior and also shot at someone else who just shouted at them. I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, literally nowhere is safe anymore, the police do nothing.

>>47919557
It's a combination of four things
1. Pippa is a woman
2. Pippa is schizo
3. Pippa grew up in some shitty areas
4. Pippa currently lives in a shitty neighbourhood

uohhhhh schizo Pippa EROTIC

Just move to New England. Nothing ever happens up here.

>>47919638
Men are the majority victims of violence in this country, and basically every country.

>>47919566
every time I start to think I might be worse we get one of these streams

>>47919557
never been worried about random people doing it, but one time my neighbor broke in while he was high.
called the police and confronted him.
I was a bit spooked but as soon as I saw it was my fucking neighbor I yelled at him, grabbed him, and walked him out of the house.

>>47919750
Unironically true, the biggest crime in the past decade of my neighborhood were some packages being taken off doorsteps

>>47919520
That's not sexy it's fucking sad!

[Pippa News] She is not erotic. In other news, Pippa is a liar.

>changement

>>47919557
It's a woman thing. I've never put much thought into it either.
But I do lock my doors and I have guns so...

[Pippa News] Her house has no doors

>>47919638
I mean, when I lived in Baltimore I was a little worried about being mugged, mainly because my uni sent out weekly reports of mugging incidents.
But like, that's a city not suburbs.

>>47919554
So you do understand that you're committing a crime. Good thing you're too weird and ugly for anyone to trust their kids around you.

>>47919557
it's a demographics thing

>>47919789
[Pippa News Update] She is erotic

>>47919750
>>47919772
Absolutely false. There are thieves absolutely everywhere now. I actually read the local papers and it's just stolen items, stolen items, stolen car, stolen items, break in, break in, stolen items. It used to not be this way.

[Pippa News] Pippa's dream house has Metroidvania progression

does she realize it's after midnight

>>47919762
Yeah but it's male psychology to be like: "If anyone tries to jump me i'll just kick their ass."
Women take precautions to avoid violence.

>>47919843
Skill issue, nothing ever happens where I am

>scared Pippa crawling under her bed
That's fucking cute

Are there any women in this thread? Are any of you noided about home security?

>>47919868
Nothing happens if you close your eyes.

why is she so perfect

>>47919547
Probably a 6 maybe 7

>>47919810
Sorry to disappoint, I'm attractive enough that women are the ones to approach me.