/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shes in my sex labyrinth I built beneath an abandoned farm.

blain hort

>>47850915
To the afterlife

>>47851113
miko pls stream

I have bad news..

>>47850915
She got covid then something like the flu right afterward

>>47852259
That was four months ago. What's her excuse?

>>47852259
She is going to "Die Suddenly".

I let her go out of my sex dungeon as as her hololive contract is close to ending.

>>47853536
Shut the fuck up /pol/tard.

>>47850915
home

>>47853536
KLEK

>>47857419
Shut the fuck up /pol/tard.

>>47850915
probably either shadow suspended or dead

>>47861461
Even Gura didn't go radio silent for this long despite her "health issues." Yet nobody seems to be wondering what's up with Haachama. It's weird how she just gets completely ignored like this.

>>47862446
>Yet nobody seems to be wondering what's up with Haachama
says the subhuman EOP

>>47850915
>>Is she pregnant?
I think it's not because pregnant girl can contact her friend and sign her own merch cards.

>>Why do you think Haachama can't contact other people?
Answer 1 - She is dying in comatose state
Answer 2 - She's in a sterile room like ICU room but she still had enough consciousness.

My opinion is answer 1 because they can use telephone even in sterile room so I think she is more in comatose state.

>> wait, Haachama's pregnantcy is just a meme and she really is dying?

Yes

>>47850915
Got exposed in school and is in the process of resetting her identity but the bureaucracy papers are taking too long.

>>47865791
>>47865935
So basically Hololive is in serious trouble? It seems like nothing is going right for them lately.

>>47866286
1 talent dead is not a trouble.
Human die everyday and we will die some day.

>>47853894
You will never be fully vaccinated

>>47866572
See >>47853894

>>47866856
That's the post I replied to. Seems like you have brain fog.

>>47850915
nowhere

>>47853536
>>47853894
She shouldn't have gotten the goddamn vaxx

>>47853894
>>47858509
!ACK

All of you, fuck off back to your containment board.

Into the Spider-Verse.

>>47868328
Seethe jabbie

>>47868328
I refuse

>>47850915
Where did she come from, Cotton Eyed-Joe?

i for one hope she comes back to us. i miss chammers.

>>47851113

FUCK OFF

>>47850915
she gone

>>47872821
sad

>>47853536
Safe
And
Effective

During february she was going out with bae and other girls. She talked about eating meat and drinking, so not prego.
She probably failed college once again and got depressed

>>47850915
Failed academics. I'm ~90% certain of this, I've seen this before

>>47872821
Good riddance.

>>47851113
i made this post

>>47850915
>be young female with horrible home life
>leave home to go to university
>puts effort to get attractive while in school to feel better about yourself
>start getting attention from college guys
>start going out to clubs and drinking
>meets cute guy while drunk
>in a drunken state believe this guy could be your savior
>take him home and fuck
>wake up next day with morning sickness and guy is gone without leaving his name or contact info
>panic sets in and depression starts creeping in
>can't force yourself self to stream because to sad
>management finally reaches out to you
>ohshit.jpg
>allows her to stream less until birth
>suddenly the time comes and tweets she is sick with no further details

>>47879938
Holy shit. This maybe true

Heaven, RIP

>>47879938
STRONG rrat

>>47850915
College hort

I love Mike Chitwood

>>47850915
she's fragrant

Every day I wake up and pray I see her graduation announcement so I can finally be free of this vicious cycle

>>47879938
>wake up next day with morning sickness
thats not how that works, also she still lives with her family and no way her mom would let her bring a guy and and fuck

Ok who sent her the pepeloni pizza without the pepelonis, how she is going to remove them if they already not in there and is called pepeloni pizza? this even broke haachama, we need pepeloni correction.

>>47881212
you have no idea about her roommate otherwise you would know her roommate left home. Her mom blames her for the divorce. also people get pregnant all the time after having unprotected sex. yes there are also cases you need to have sex multiple times until your partner finally gets pregs

>>47881544
>you have no idea about her roommate otherwise you would know her roommate left home
this is totally true and you're totally not making shit up

>Jabbed
owari da

>>47881544
>also people get pregnant all the time after having unprotected sex. yes there are also cases you need to have sex multiple times until your partner finally gets pregs
no, its physically impossible to wake up the next day with morning sickness if you only has sex the night before, it takes days for women to get preg after sex

>>47881212
my mom would
shes so sick of seeing me being a miserable loner all my life she'd be thankful if i bring just about anything home to fuck

>>47882073
yea
but it could be just for cinematic effect yuno
in anon's imagination i mean
when in fact it was just some hangover sickness

>>47850915
Six feet under

>>47881544
retard

>>47879938
>take him home and fuck
>wake up next day with morning sickness
Is indog sexual education THAT bad?

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>>47882515
No smoke without fire, man. She is probably dead, why would anon lie anyway?

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>>47882515
i love you chama pls come back
i can wait longer
way longer than you'd expect

>>47862446
>Even Gura didn't go radio silent for this long despite her "health issues." Yet nobody seems to be wondering what's up with Haachama.
Laplus went radio silent for 3 months after missing a holox collab. The difference is that nothing major happened before Haachama went on break. Could be a real health problem or something with management.

>>47882515
all me

>>47883539
Or her parents put their collective foot down on her school performance and she's on hiatus until Summer break. That's what I keep telling myself.

>>47850915
dead

>>47882515
???

Idiots kept pressuring her to lose too much weight too quickly and ended up getting sick as a result of it.

>>47887652
No, she pressured herself

>>47850915
to whore school

>>47887652
false, we urged her to stop because we love squishy thighs

>>47890503
the principal? me

>>47891480
>ywn fall asleep on Haachama's thighs...
It's not fair anon...

>>47850915
In the hospital with her babies in her womb.

Stop saying she died, you will really bring her bad luck for real by calling it so often

the superstitious anon

>>47862446
>It's weird how she just gets completely ignored like this.
It'd probably be a bigger deal if Haachama hadn't tanked her popularity to the lowest of lows. At this point she pulls around the same weight as Mel, Roboco, Matsuri, Aki and Sora. And even those still with her, probably on a small portion care enough to be overly concerned by now.

>>47884301
she's estranged from her parents. the only family she has somewhat of decent relationship is with her sister

>>47900276
doubt

>>47851113
Stay away from icicles.

>>47850915
at school

>>47882515
Hololive official is retard too?

>>47874379
Shut the fuck up /pol/ard.

>>47850915
chama....

>>47907869
ACK!

>>47882515
what

>>47882515
She returns

>>47907139
yes

>>47850915
home

>>47850915
Probably already 6 feet under :(

>>47850915
She probably got tired of pretending to be (more of) a retard on the internet.

>>47850915
On a break

>>47924038
are you telling me my chama is super cool and smart?

I'm afraid I have some concerning news about Haato-san. She's currently missing, and we're doing everything we can to locate her. At the moment, we're trying to keep this under wraps as much as possible. We don't want to cause a panic or draw unwanted attention. Will provide updates as soon as we have any further information.

gura and haachama; which is pregnant and which is dying?

>>47931689
Gura is dying while pregnant with Haachama