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https://files.catbox.moe/w9xx7u.mp4

Unashamed size queen too. How can one squirrel be so based?

>> No.47833938

>>47833850
cum prematurely on her face

>> No.47834099

>>47833850
She's not wrong

>> No.47834167

of course i cum fast i have fish to catch

>> No.47834249

>>47833850
All hololive 'fans' need to be reminded their place

>> No.47834556

>>47833850
She doesn't seem to afraid to lose her fans. She even stated in her latest stream that she's one of the few vtubers that has a special vibe that makes it hard for the fans to switch to a different oshi

>> No.47834885

>>47834556
If you want to keep watching Hololive, then sure, but there's a bunch like her on Twitch, you can then come back to watch her singing every 6 months.

>> No.47835290

>>47833850
>Not including the part where she laughs like a retard before telling the "It was me, Barry" meme
C'mon man

>> No.47835351

I hate Risu.

>> No.47835490

>>47834556
Risu is literally dime a dozen. Other than her singing voice, nothing else makes her special or unique. Just because 10 16 year olds from /vt/ think she is "le heckin based" for acknowledging this shithole, doesn't mean that she is a good streamer.

>> No.47835511

>>47835290
I just collect clips of Risu being lewd and hopefully one day I'll have enough to make a collage that tells a story

>> No.47835572
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>>47833850
look it only happened ONCE ok? It's never happened before, Risu is just so pretty and I was nervous and I SWEAR it won't happen a second time I swear, I usually last like 2 hours I swear to god please just one more chance

>> No.47835732

>>47833850
>Unashamed size queen
Please post proof. Everything you have.

>> No.47835780

>>47833850
So what was the real context of this clip? I can't even guess because of the broken English.

>> No.47836443

>>47835732
https://streamable.com/ggmgyo
https://streamable.com/nzxtpw
https://streamable.com/mlxxbv

>> No.47836595

>>47834556
it's the SEA classic to massively over-assume their own worth. Indonesians are notorious for it so its no surprise she ended up the same way.

>> No.47836598

>>47836443
Thanks anon

>> No.47836627

>>47835780
https://www.youtube.com/live/twfAQFcjnJw?feature=share&t=12890s

>> No.47836734

love risu, but
/vt/ fags, if you're looking for a LOT of premature ejaculation videos, check the "popular with women" tag (auto-generated)
t. programmed it

>> No.47836837

>>47836734
huh? are they berating them or something or just in a hurry?

>> No.47836845

>>47833850
Fucking based

>> No.47837560

>>47833850
I'm 6.5inches, white, not short and not a premature ejaculator
Would I be good enough to satisfy her bros?...

>> No.47838309

>>47837560
Lol no
>>47836443

>> No.47838454

>>47838309
>17cm to 20cm is the BEST
>HALF a centimeter off
...she cant be that picky could she...?

>> No.47838526

>>47834249
>>47833850
cringe

>> No.47839066

>>47838454
Those are her absolute minimum requirements. If you can't even pass that then yes, she will be picky

>> No.47839167

>>47839066
Damn it. Even having double the size of the average indo isnt good enough...
sorry to let you down risu

>> No.47839712

>>47839167
Don't worry, I pass. I'm not white though

>> No.47844123

>>47838526
>wants to fuck a virtual squirrel

>> No.47848785

>>47833850
anon, most of the time a woman cant keep their horniness going for more than 5 min, sometimes they get horny randomly in the middle of the street and by the time they get home everything has cooled down, sometimes they even have to cancel a fapping session in the middle if they dont come fast enough before cooling down, and it gets worst and more inconsistent by age, thats why they are always in need of foreplay, to not just shut down randomly, there is a lot of shit they dont tell you just to fuck with your brain.

>> No.47849170

>>47848785
Men will always be ready to give us that foreplay, even with our feet and armpits, we will win in the end no matter what

>> No.47851250

>>47833850
What's the appeal in watching this?

>> No.47851350

>>47851250
You wouldn't understand.

>> No.47852137
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47852137

>>47833850
I like it when a smug whore acts like this, only to sequel like a bitch in heat when she's finally impaled upon a cock not even within an inch of size tolerance.

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47852214

>>47852137
>Sequel
>Not squeal.
I'm just gonna go to sleep now

>> No.47852249

>>47833850
She doesn't want your sea fag 4 inch dick. She wants that BWC or the BBC.

>> No.47854104

>>47836443
Risuchads...I win...

>> No.47854306
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47854306

Cuming fast is only an issue if you go soft afterwards.

>> No.47854652

>>47833850
Ruby

>> No.47856666

>>47851250
It appeals to hung guys

>> No.47856860
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47856860

>>47833850

>> No.47857537
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47857537

>>47833850
well what's the ideal time you have to last then, tree rat? I know you're /here/!

>> No.47862213

>>47833850
She definitely wants the nut

>> No.47862475

well she wants a certain fanbase and it makes me feel fuzzy on the inside to know i pass

>> No.47862713

>>47833850
She tries to become relative again. Look how much rule 34 she get. None, even less than Erofi.

>> No.47862764
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47862764

>>47836443
>>47833850
>only redeeming quality lookswise is that I have a very large penis
Risu is now my oshi.

>> No.47863216

>>47836443
God I want to be her slave and have her relentlessly mock me

>> No.47863306

>>47863216
Motherless behavior

>> No.47863684

>>47836443
no way in hell a tiny indo girl can fit 7 inches

>> No.47863940

>>47833850
She lives in Indonesia, she'll take her arranged marriage and love it.

>> No.47864025

>>47863940
If you watched Risu you'd know she's now literally the man of the house and her parents can't talk back to her. Even though she doesn't live with them anymore.

>> No.47864055

>>47863216
>Risu will never yeb at you
why even live

>> No.47864099
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47864099

>>47834167
What are you gonna do to that fish anon?

>> No.47864164

>>47864099
classic

>> No.47864290

>>47864025
damn hope she's financially educated or at least have someone helping her.
doubt vtubing income will last forever

>> No.47864376

>and most woman are like her.
This totally destroyed my self esteem, why even live.

>> No.47864501

>>47833850
Fuck, I came while watching this.

>> No.47865228

>>47836627
There's a lot of potential to clip the part where she says "I will jack you off"

>> No.47865709

>>47854306
THIS GUY CUMS FAST LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.47866823

>>47864099
gets me everytime
fucking kek

>> No.47867348

>>47854306
This guy gets it.
Kegels are king.

>> No.47869384

>>47854306
Cope

>> No.47869842

>>47864099
>cantaloupe
hot

>> No.47869974

>>47834556
>I’m le unique skwirel non stop no nut haha
She’s soooo special and unique yeah

>> No.47870179

>>47833850
Holy fuck, I need her to make fun of my small, quick cumming dick...

>> No.47872090

>>47836627
>https://www.youtube.com/live/twfAQFcjnJw?feature=share&t=12890s
Her laughing hysterically over it has me so hard

>> No.47872187

>>47835780
She was incorrectly describing the dialogue of a video version of a "it was me barry" /tv/ shitpost.

>> No.47872419

>>47835780
>>47836627
>>47872187
She was describing this premature ejaculation meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFRi2xsei_o

>> No.47873560

>>47870179
If you send her a superchat saying something like "I don't last very long in bed is that a problem?" honestly knowing Risu she might respond, mostly by laughing at you

>> No.47875646

>>47863940
I wish. How hot would it be if she was forced to suck a man's cock despite being so successful in Hololive

>> No.47879066
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47879066

Risu making fun of small dicks yesterday

>> No.47883487

>>47836443
I'm going to colonise her with my 10 inch English wang

>> No.47883675

>>47837560
Anons got a small todger

>> No.47883736

>>47835780
referencing the reverse flash meme

>> No.47883821
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47883821

>>47862713
You have a small willy

>> No.47884290

>>47836443
i don't think risu can handle a 17cm and bigger dick.

>> No.47884697

>>47884290
well she's clearly signaling that she's up for the challenge

>> No.47884981

https://streamable.com/mlt3dv
the duality of ID

>> No.47886180

>>47884981
wtf that blue clapper cover is really good

>> No.47886316
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47886316

Heh, I'm a burger. Unless I look up the conversion from cm to inches, I won't know how long she wants. Can't be sad about it if I don't know how long she wants!

>> No.47887307

>>47884981
Membership streams are like this? Damn maybe I spoke too soon about it being a waste of money. I bet Risu spoke about something like this too before

>> No.47890854

Risu is a nut slut

>> No.47891002

>>47836443
Dutch, 19cm and I'm on zoloft. Her womb and my seed are meant to be.

>> No.47891246

>>47891002
The Dutch just can't get enough of that Indonesian pussy huh

>> No.47892800

>>47891246
Small girls and good food. What's not to like?

>> No.47893551

Aw fuck anons now I'm starting to hate Risu too. Why do you guys do this to me?

>> No.47894333

>>47891246
what's wrong with Dutch women

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47894384

>>47833850
>>47836443
>>47879066
>catholic girl is obssesed with dicks
am I supposed to be surprised?

>> No.47898198

>>47893551
...Why would this make you hate her? Are you some kinda prude or shit?

>> No.47898430

I have a small penis and I am in love with Risu. Not only does she hate parasocials, but she hates dicklets even more. It actually makes me incredibly depressed. This is not a joke. It hurts so much.

>> No.47900312

>>47898430
Maybe you'll feel better if you watch what >>47884981 posted? It ain't Risu, but at least it's dicklet friendly.

>> No.47900916

>>47900312
It kinda did but at the same time it's only a matter of time until Ollie realizes that the average isn't actually that great and big. If she gets cock shock from 13cm imagine how she would react to 20+. Then it's done.

>> No.47901918

I would gladly sacrifice like 15 IQ points if it meant having a dick 2 inches bigger

>> No.47902380

>>47901918
>voluntarily becoming black

>> No.47902467

>>47902380
What good is being smart if I can't even impress women with my dick

>> No.47903118

Risu would fit well in VShojo

>> No.47903328

>>47903118
...Do you have any clips of VShojo girls making fun of premature ejaculation? Asking for a friend

>> No.47905616

Do any of you have clips of Moona saying almost the same thing? Chat: Do you know what else is small? Moona: idk, your thing? Or something like this

>> No.47905860

>>47905616
Maybe someone else remembers that but I remember Moona demanding a fan to take off their pants once kek

>> No.47906261

>>47901918
this but 2 inches smaller instead

>> No.47906840

>>47864099
Incredible reminds of a dolphin fucker post i read on another site before he got banned

>> No.47906941

>>47835572
Sorry anon, my turn

>> No.47910379

>>47884981
Ollie built for my small dick

>> No.47910529

>>47833850
based.
I'm a premature and I want to be humiliated by superior woman

>> No.47911216

>>47884981
I could satisfy Risu, but this makes me want to fuck Ollie more.

>> No.47911477

>>47911216
If her HoloFes performance with Chammers is anything to go by, she's got a lot of fucking energy too. Imagine how long she could go on and how wild she could get...

>> No.47916845
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47916845

>>47884981
Damn, that's how you know she's a turbo virgin. I understand she's hated around these parts, so I'll take one for the team.

>> No.47919279

>>47894384
>>catholic girl
Quick! Someone tell Pope Francis so we can have her celebrate mass. Hololive x Vatican would be kino.

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47922997

>tfw big dick but premature ejaculator

>> No.47924754

>>47879066
She really wants porn. Artists help

>> No.47926909

>>47836627
Hearing her elated laughter over that stupid clip is pretty great. Risu is cute.

>> No.47927338

>>47833850
>in another episode of "girl wants attention from online losers and uses increasingly dumb methods of getting it"

>> No.47927573

>>47894384
Bro they hate contraceptives and have 10 kids on average.

>> No.47927988

>it's okay when ID does it

>> No.47929745

Risu I’m coming

>> No.47931054

>>47833850
desperate attention whore.

>> No.47931207

>>47834885
>>47835490
>>47836595
>>47869974
You guys can't be serious right? She's the only tuber that actually knows ALL the memes. And I mean everything. I hate the NNN stuff but she knows more than that.

>> No.47933029

>>47833850
Will this take-off like Mori horse?

>> No.47933504

>>47863684
>7 inches
It's not that big honestly. I believe it would be the average size if you exclude those people with micropenises.

>> No.47934375

>>47884981
Based, I'm at 15cm so it would feel nice to be appreciated.

>> No.47934546

>>47884981
>tfw my cock would shock Ollie

>> No.47934641

>>47835490
No one thinks she is based

>> No.47934685

>>47833850
based

>> No.47934745

>>47833850
She's so desperate, her fans too

>> No.47934903

>>47934745
i think all women are desperate for hung dudes

>> No.47935187

>>47883821
Nice post Risu but that doesn't change anything which was stated.

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47935293

>>47935187
>>47934641
>>47934745
t. angry dicklets
Should have grown a larger penis during puberty.

>> No.47936004

>>47934903
You've got it backwards. She's desperate for a dicklet to tease and sexually exploit

>> No.47936367

>>47935293
At least encourage them to wear a skirt to Cons and teach them how to arch their back. Just 'cause their dicks are useless, doesn't mean their asses aren't.

>> No.47939049 [DELETED] 

B

>> No.47939151

In short:
Risu is desperate for a dick

>> No.47939511

>>47884981
Ollie will one day see a big dick up close and she'll be so amazed you just know she's gonna run to Risu and the others to tell them immediately after

>> No.47940051

>>47879066
This damned tree rat. Correction is needed

>> No.47943119

>>47835490
>or acknowledging this shithole
yubi

>> No.47944017

>>47836627
>>47872187
Lmao I like that the context is her reading a /tv/ shitpost. Its even weirder in context.

>> No.47944138

>>47854306
kek

>> No.47945212

>>47902467
you can use your highly developed frontal lobe to invent a bigger dick for yourself. just like the brainy kid from my favourite anime, dexter's laboratory

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