/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47702037
KIKI LOVE

SCHEDULE

>the azumanga watchalong will be tomorrow on Friday at 10.30pm JST. Megaman X will be moved to tomorrow in the day slot at 10.30am JST instead

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1648845831972491265

somebody give me a ritual post

>>47702037
funny how you retards believe in that whore

best girl

i beleebe in bune

my wife is the baddest biker in rabbaville

has rabbit time come into alignment with human time? are the rabbit and human dimensions merging?

>>47702343
uhhhhhhh
GOOSE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>47702966
seconding, your fate is sealed goose boy>>47702343
also INCOMING

>>47702965
have the times and dimensions finally converged..?. could it be the puffecy is upon us?

had a great ritual post but I posted it once and then forgot it

I did my best, no bulli plz it's my first hornypost okaaay
>>47703205
>could it be the puffecy is upon us?
BEHOLD
After a long day at work you come home to the smell of home coooking and the sweet scent of Kiki’s hair. She’s making her special pumpkin soup that she learned from mamapyon (and insists she makes it better). The usual routine follows, telling her about your day, telling her how good the food is and thanking her for taking the time to prepare it for you. Unwinding with some family telly and putting the babies to sleep. Tiptoeing out of their room together and quietly shutting the door. In the hallway she turns and leans against you. Looking up at you she whispers, “Thanks for doing the dishes champ, you’re always such a big help. What would I do without my big strong guy?” She embraces you and is silent for a moment, her head pressed against your stomach. “Since it’s the day before your spring vacation I’ve been working on a special gift for you, and it’s finally ready! Come look come onnnn ” she takes your hand and leads you to the bedroom. “nothing unusual” you think. “What could she possibly have planned besides the obvious?” “Close the door close the door!” You close the door behind you. The lights are off. *click! “What do you think?”, she asks. The room is the same as always. “What changed?”, you ask. She smirks and puts her hands behind her back while swaying back and forth in a coy fashion. “Eeeh? You don’t notice anything different?” You look around and notice a red rug in front of the bed with a pile of laundry on it. “Well I guess this is the only thing different in here? There was no rug there before I think.” Her eyes light up. “Ding ding ding! You’ve won a prize!” As she walks over to the rug you notice a sultry sway in her hips that she only does when she’s in heat. Taking a closer look, you notice a trail of drops have moistened the floor behind her. Your heart begins beating noticeably faster and your breathing hastens. Come to think of it, It smells almost sickly sweet in the room. You begin to feel heat emanating from your core. She’s up to something a bit more extravagant than the usual surprises. Lost in thought, you hear the rustling of cloth and look forward. She’s picked up the laundry and drops it on the floor to reveal a steel handle protruding from the floor. Lost for words, your gaze returns upon her. She’s stopped making eye contact and is fidgeting in place. “u-um this is it, what do you think? I know we haven’t been able to enjoy our alone time like we used to now that the kids have been born. So I contracted someone to come work on thisover the past few months while you were at work. Sooo? What do you think?” You swallow and try to find the words. “It’s great! You’re always thinking of me, I’m so happy. Uhhh whaaat is it?”
She returns eye contact. “Geez are you that dense, you fool? No wonder you didn’t pick up that laundry, you’re just not a supreme noticer like me! sigh, it’s a bunker dumb dumb! So we can have-” she suddenly becomes timid again. You can hardly stand the tension as your body makes the necessary preparations for what it knows is coming next. “S-so we can you know, be as loud as we want…and it’s handy as an escape room too, u kno?…umm you’ve been really quiet, can you say some-” she suddenly looks towards you to notice your raging bulge through the speedo. Her face goes completely flushed and she freezes as if backed into a corner by a predator. Her ears droop and she becomes completely silent, pulling her shirt down over her privates as you notice her legs are practically drenched.

You can’t wait any longer. You sling her over your shoulder and throw the hatch open. Partner in tow you drop down three meters to land on a brand new polished concrete floor. That was nothing, you think to yourself and scan the room. It’s dark, and the air is cool. Kiki taps your back “bed”, she mutters, gesturing towards a dark mass in the far corner. You walk over to it and roughly toss her onto it, taking off your now sweaty speedo, tossing it aside. Not a peep from the rab. “Ready?” You ask as you climb onto the bed. “mm…come” she says, holding out her arms towards you. You get on top and take her shirt off. Leaning in you embrace her, trying not to poke her with your cock. You lean in for a kiss while running your fingers through her hair. As you meet her lips she instantly begins opening her mouth, inviting you in. Your tongues swirl around each other in a passionate twister of saliva and steam. You savor her taste for what seems like an hour. At some point you put your entire weight on her body, letting your cock rest flat on her tummy Texas tuck style. Her body has gone limp under you while she pulled you in hard the entire time. Between breaths you say each other’s names. After a long time you separate with the wet popping sound of your lips releasing the vacuum you created with the deep kiss. Still lying face up she spreads her legs and once again gestures to invite you in and smiles. “Come on,”she says. Leaning in, you feel her hand move to grasp your engorged cock and guide it to the entrance of her puffy vulva. As you slowly enter she immediately lets out a gasp and begins ticking and covering her face. It’s as tight as the first time and you have trouble pushing deeper despite how wet she is. as you feel yourself reach the end she begins breathing harder and moaning your name. Halfway through gently making love to her she mutters something. “Yo-you can be rougher Champy. Please, I want it harder…” you suddenly pull out. “e-eh? Champy?” You say nothing. “Are you ok? C-champy?- OH!” You grab her waist and flip her on her stomach. with your knees planted on either outside of her legs you push them together as you straddle her and lie prone against her bum with your cock between her cheeks. She understands. “Yeah, just like that. do it, do it!” You guide your cock to her entrance. You start pistoning her slowly. “Ahah,haaaah, Champy it’s stretching…it’s stre-“ You pause. Adjusting your body and pulling almost completely out, you grab her waist again. She says nothing, breathing heavily. Seems she’s lost the energy to even speak. You guide your cock into her entrance again. You sit up just enough to have a gap between the two of you and grab her waist again, slamming her small frame to the base of your cock. She convulses instantly and lets out a yelp. She can no longer control her voice and begins completely entering heat. “ouuugh,Euuuhh-AH! HAaaaaoohooooooOOHH! AH-AH-AH Ah-ah-ah-uh-uuh OUUUUUGHHHHhhh” you relentlessly pound her over and over, kissing the entrance of her womb with the tip of your cock every time, all the while being as rough as rabbitly possible. You somehow go even faster as she starts screaming in ecstasy with every thrust. “CHAMPYYY-CHAMPY-CHAMPYCHAMPchampychampychampyyAHH!-AH-AH-AHhh-stoppp I’m cumming-i’mcumming-cummingcummingcumminggggouuuhhhh“ You don’t stop. “Stopstopahhhi’malreadycumming-ouUuUuh” Time passes. “I'M CLOSE” you yell. “LET IT OUT CHAMPY, LET IT OUTT”, she replies. Unable to hold it in any longer, you slam into her one final time, holding her firmly against the base while feeling her still cumming on your cock. You finally release and cum together, as you yell in a vision-blurring orgasm, “uuuhhhHHAAAAAHH!!!!!! KIKIIIIIIIII!!!I'M CUMMINGG!!TAKE IIT” She tics over and over as her legs tremble violently underneath you, orgasming wave after wave as you cum for what feels like forever, letting out spurt after spurt of your seed into her womb. When it finally stops, you collapse onto her and let out several heavy sighs, until both your breathing slows. You pull out and roll out onto your back next to her. Her chest is heaving up and down as she lays there, trying to control her breathing while cum drips out of her lower half, which is intensely flushed red from the action. Five minutes pass as you both lay there breathing heavily in the now damp, dark bunker. The room no longer seeming cool, the air surrounding both your bodies has become steaming hot.

I have never commented in a single stream in more than a year because I feel like I’m too old (I’m 30) and kiki would just dislike an old man commenting. Dunno
Love you all guys, we’re all gonna make it

>>47703488
>Love you all guys, we’re all gonna make it
didn't read the rest, based
You reach over and grab a handful of ass, and Kiki begins moaning as you massage her. You get more intense as her moans get longer and louder. Suddenly you shoot up and assume the same position as before. Without missing a step you continue to absolutely savage her drenched sweaty body for the next hour.
When it's all over, once again laying outstretched in the afterglow, you say between breaths "Thanks for, this great gift, honey. Sorry, if I was a bit, haah, too rough. how was it for you?" No response. "Kiki?" you ask, looking over. She fainted. It becomes clear to you that at some point during your blind absolute rapefest , she stopped moaning or really making any sound. Worried, you do a quick check of her vitals. All seems good, pulse is stable, body relaxed. Suddenly you realize she fainted. It must have happened probably twenty minutes ago at least. You slowly get up and begin cleaning the virtual murder scene of a passionate lover's night. all the dirty clothes and sheets wrapped up and put in the laundry room for tomorrow, you haul your very tired rabbit wife up the ladder and walk her to the bathroom. you place her on a bed of towels and take a quick shower before running a bath to clean her up. after drying off and donning a new speedo you kneel to pick her up. Bu just before touching her you have toget a proper hif in. Leaning your nose just centimeters from her gash you inhale her rank scent of piss, love juice, and sweat. It completely fills your nasal cavity and smells just faintly of her sweet pheromones. You continue this hiffing for a good five minutes before putting on some gloves, placing her up to her shoulders in the lukewarm water and gently scrubbing all that delicious liquid off, never to be hiffed again. You start to get choked up at this necessary evil while doing it. After the deed is done you dress kiki in a fresh one of your shirts and put her to bed. You check the security of the house and peek in on the kids. once convinced your rabbit castle is all well and good you finally go to join your wife in bed. as you pull up the sheets next to your wife, exhausted and ready to zuzu, you hear a faint giggle.
There's no way.
you pull up the sheets to reveal kiki playing hamtaro on her gameboy. She pauses, turns to look at you and smirks the smuggest smirk you ever did see. "You fell for it! lol I didn't faint you fucking retard, AND I got you to do all the cleanup! what a fool ahahaha! how does it feel to be tricked by a rabbit LMAO slow boy slowboy lololol-ACK" You cut her victory rant short with one squeeze of your hand around her throat. "think you're real funny huh? Lets see how hot shit you are after this.", you say.
Right there in the bedroom you unleash a correction untold before or since, a rabbity reckoning of cock crashing. A positively putrid pounding, there right above the only soundproof room in the house. The kids wake up, your neighbors call the cops suspecting domestic violence, and as you finish after a solid hour of uninterrupted pussy pulverization, you throw her ragdoll body on the floor and calm the kids, explain things to the police, take ANOTHER FUCKING SHOWER and make breakfast for the family. As you get the baby bunnies settled in their high chairs at the dining table and sit down to eat, kiki comes out of the hallway and sits down like nothing happened, looking smug yet again. She kisses the kids good morning, pours her kwaf and doles a serving of the breakfast you made. As she settles into her seat she looks right at you smiling like a big fucking fool. "Looking pretty tired there champy~ *yaaawn the whole neighborhood thinks you're insane now lol.", she says. "I cannot believe you kiki. I put up with a lot before you got up u kno", you say. she grins even harder. "Yeah I kno. Everything that happened was a win for me lol." she taps your nose. "I always win champy. I always win." You are absolutely speechless at this shameless display of absolute smuggery. After getting over it you begin eating, and your spring break finally starts.
-LE ENDO-

>>47703488
im 34, we have some champs 40+
the schizo is over 30 himself

>>47703488
>he's almost the same age as me
kiki needs the kind of correction that only learned and wise oji-sans like us can provide

>>47703488
kiki is older than you old man

>>47703974
that's me in the pic
wonder what the ratio of 25+ to <25 champs we have total

>>47703608
>>47703377
>>47703304
>words words words
i applaud your effort, it seems well written

>>47704067
you must be 25+ to use this website
dems the roools, i don't make em im sorry

>>47703304
>>47703377
>>47703608
yeah idc for hornyposts but kiki does so good job im sure she'll like it

>>47704067
forgot pic
>>47704104

>>47703488
i'm 31, champ. don't let it stop you.

I just want to be a little guy Kiki can sit on

>>47703205
yeah, upon my face

i just want to be a little guy that hides in kiki's armpits

im a big guy

what does age even matter on the internet? i don't care how old any of you champs are, simply do not be a faggot, simple as

22 champ reporting for duty

damn I should have wrote it from kiki's pov. I guess i'll do that and send it straight to the mallow

i seem to recall she likes the deep kissing horny posts

>>47705159
its fine to post em here, i think its kind of more "fair" if we can see it (even though we might not want to)

GIGI OLVE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

>>47705908
welcome home champ

hope papapyon has a wonderful birthday. nini pyon

im gonna take it easy for a bit, maybe play some vidya, have a nap, and return for some reps

>>47706781
nini

>>47707096
ogey take care. rabbits are always in the house

>>47705186
I remember

for any baseball champs i recommend watching this replay of the cubs world series win. a great game
https://youtu.be/9CaDeppJDnU

>>47703488
You're younger than Kiki by a significant margin[/hilarious overexaggeration

Gigi love!

>>47707827
this

apparently there was a solar eclipse in Australia today
but Kiki probably didn't even notice with her tinfoil windows

https://voca.ro/12YFlvk1KnOp
Schizo rant went kinda hard ngl

champs, what was your old go-to flash game back in the day?

>>47709849
i will admit i was a genius mine sweeper back in the day

>>47708341
well done kek
>https://voca.ro/12YFlvk1KnOp
saved all of these remixes

>>47710383
>flash game
>minesweeper

do you niggers not know you can upload mp3's to catbox?

>>47709849
This was mine back when I was a baby rab >>47711109 sounds like you want to save the tributes to joker schizo. Not very humble desu

>>47711240
nta but vocaroo links should be saved exclusively for kiki. if you're making an mp3 there's no reason to put it in a vocaroo other than to troll champs

>>47703488
Kiki is older than you lmao babychamp

>>47711240
nah i want to ignore them safely

reps time

>>47707894
juicy thighs ooouuuhhhh

>>47709849
one of my favorites was age of war/ stick war series

>>47709849
i really like the madness series, and lots of those shitty tower defence games, i think there was one where you could play as the hand of god

>>47709849
learn to fly 2 had a great upgrade system

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1648892964037623810

>>47712077
cute AND funny? how could this be?

gigi taught seinfeld everything he knows about comedy

>>47711905
you have no idea how much i want to thank you for reminding me of the name of the madness games. I kept on thinking of their character designs but my mind was drawing a blank on the name. so iconic and gritty

>>47709849
The Last Stand 2. Best atmosphere for a zombie game and the variety of zombies was cool too. Also it inspired nazi zombies in World at War.

>>47712311
oh yeah, it had sick animations too not just the game, i also enjoyed the stick death animations

>>47712077
kiki is funny? yeah, funny looking

>>47712077
oh yeah? say a joke, miss funny business

>>47712077
I can't argue with that, you make me laugh every day. remember thIt time lol https://youtu.be/mfy_rSJxclk?t=6863 totally planned out right? That joke KILLED how DOES she do it?

>>47712810
LOL what a fool

reposting for personal use

>>47712810
that was so funny how she went from peak smug to embarrassed kek. so cute.

>>47713343
Having that much ass should be illegal

>>47712810
I love my crouton wife

>>47713373
yeah it was like an instant loss 2koma lol
>don't everybody make one, but uhmmm we're on page 10, so, chop chop
>wait what do you mean kiki dot dot dot?
>oh noo
>OH NOOOOooo I didn't see it i'm sorryyy

>>47713895

>>47714190
fresh baked alt ver

>>47714239
poifect

saw this and made me want to do draw reps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qW76eRSIbg

>>47713532
irish champ you need to calm down it's just a bumbum it can't hurt you

>>47713532

if you post ai art tag it as ai art please

>>47714666
saved
thanks satan, that is motivating

also if people don't want to post their art on the tag then don't post it on the tag

https://youtu.be/pnnOMPxt9lw

going shopping sorry cant take any orders im literally walking out the door

>>47714865
on it

>>47714980
kiki...

>>47714980
ohoho i wonder what this could be

>>47714865
>>47714951
you mean on booru? there isn't very much ai stuff posted there afaik

>>47714980
10 minutes!! i know we're sleepy but see you there champs!!

>>47714980
love my shitposting wife

>>47715075
twitter art tag

>>47714951
>if people don't want to post their art on the tag then don't post it on the tag
alright i'll look out for the intentions of anons in the bread

>>47714980
beginning

i muted instantly

88888888
based

RATE!?

>>47715892
i have no words / 10

absolutely based. the fact he kept trying during the premiere was the icing on the cake / 10

>>47715892
schizoneedsmeds/10

>>47715190
oh, well i don't give a shit about what people do with that personally, knock yourselves out kek

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1648912996306137088

>>47715892
can't believe my wife can dance so well she really is an idol/10

>>47715892
hilarious/10

>>47715938
did he? i must be blocked or blocked

>>47715962
incredible dancing and editing skills gigi. sasuga aussie image board CEO

>>47715892
https://files.catbox.moe/u6kxhw.webm/10

>>47715892
https://files.catbox.moe/u6kxhw.webm / 10

>>47714980
Fucking kek, pure baby boy BTFO

>>47715892
>>47715962

my wife can't stop winning! she can't stop grooving! kikicoin all the way to the top!! total rabbit life, flawless victory / 10. i fucking love you so much for doing this. plan the fucking flag in his corpse, he has no regrets and neither will i when he's gone. rest in piss retard i hope you find the balls to do it

>>47716009
might have been filtered if you had top chat on

>>47702037
>schizocore tunes
https://youtu.be/wa2DzFwf6EI
Kiki I’m really proud of you for how strong you’ve been dealing with this faggot. Keep your chin up, love you!!

you of all people should know well how mentally unstable he is kiki, he's probably gonna an hero after this
you have blood on your hands

>>47716142
stop talking about yourself like that sweet angel boy

>>47716142
he likes the attention what are you talking about

>>47716142
An innocent pure baby golden angel boy posted this

>>47716142
>>47716093
good, he can abuse someone else's family in hell for drug money, the piece of shit. it's way too late for guilt trips baby boy

>>47716142
he seems dangerous, there is no better outcome than that

>>47715892
Hilarious but slightly concerning / 10

>>47716279
this but add the cum gif at the end and have them both slide off

>>47716142
>implying he has the balls to off himself

>>47715938
>>he kept trying during the premiere
should have screen recorded to snag that bit kek

>>47716443
look at her go!

A TOAST

>>47716755
cheers

>>47716142
>you have blood on your hands
its okay, this isnt her first kill

i wish kiki would kill me

>>47703488
42 here

cytube jam time pyon?

someone is having a meltdown here >>47700798, is this the guy? he started posting around the same time the premiere started

>>47714980
No hardcore but nicely done / 10

He who has a sword, and knows how to use it, but keeps it sheathed shall inherit the earth.
Don't mess with this humble rabbit, she knows when it's time to unleash even an ounce of her power level

>>47717150
dang I wish, but I have work in a handful of hours and I wanna get at least a bit of sleep

>>47717155
no, that girl has her own schizos

Kiki I think you’re cute and funny and sometimes I think about you late at night haha get the implication? ;)

I don't particularly love Kiki in a romantic sense but I like posting her here, is that okay?

>>47717480
yeah but don't make a big deal about it

>>47716142
Some people are better off dead. Not worth saving.

>>47717150
i'm there
LET'S FUCKING CELEBRATE

>>47717546
>Some people are better off dead. Not worth saving.
honestly this
only satan would tell you otherwise
>>47669666

>>47717480
don't worry, you will become a husband soon

Morning champys, morning shitposting rab wife!

>>47718036
hello fren

>>47718036
good morning champa

>>47718128
m'rabba

>>47717598

>>47718221

>>47718281
>>47718128
she's almost as cool as me, but she has much to learn

>>47718348
oh fuck you might be right
but are you cooler than this?

>>47718234
ayyyymen

test
https://puzzle.aggie.io/uRq17L

>>47719056
nice

I am out of the loop. What happened here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnnOMPxt9lw

>>47719206

>>47719206
it's kiki making fun of a mentally ill person

>>47719206
Just /ourgirl/ having a laff at some schizo's expense, you can check the pinned thing on her Twitter if you're that curious about the backstory

>>47719206
you know what, here you go new IP tourist chama
>>47598658
on the house

>>47719206
Kiki took an anti's vocaroo and made uploaded a music video of it
>>47719238
that sounds so bad out of context

>>47719238
kek and rightly so

d-did anybody hear that?

>>47719409
sorry that was me

>>47719409
yes sir!

>>47719238
>>47719254
>>47719284
>>47719293
Thanks frens. Hope kiki's not too shaken up by the schizo. Our rabbit deserves love and pets.

>>47719425
>>47719434
oh it was the puzzle, i forgot i made that kek

>>47719056
it's better than the jiggie site imo, you can kick here

Threading Kiki's long hair into her ass and out her mouth

>>47719056

>>47719679
who would you want to kick from a puzzle?

>>47719679
stackers BTFO

>>47719753
i was thinking more for when kiki does a jiggie stream

>>47719799
Can chat be disabled?

>>47719809
yes

>>47719814
Excellent

>>47719753
I guess if someone decides to troll though people have been behaved for the few I've participated in

naisu desu

>>47719753
Me. (hogging the last piece, edging the entire jiggielobby)

>>47719762
Hubba. Is that art on booru?

>>47719902
it should be, it's rather old now

>>47719921
I feel like I've scoured through the whole booru on multiple occasions but still keep seeing stuff that looks like new.

>>47719938
there was a lot of art from before the booru was even a thing, it used to be on a mega instead

I am sleepless rabbit tonight
kikium's too strong
>>47719938
I try to repost old art to keep it fresh. That's how I unintentionally exposed a nuchamp or two with this classic kek >>31153586

I'm stunned there isn't more Kiki anal, especially in the booru

>>47720026
be the change you want to see and all that
skeb, tegaki, hell even one of our own is going to reopen commissions eventually I hope

>>47720008
awww that lil new champ was so polite too

kiki love lov u kiki

you're always on my mind babe

one day i will be president of the united states of America. i will make sure to push wildlife conservation for kiki.

>>47720026
>>47720082
What if... we AI gen'd a bunch of kiki anal art?

>>47719850
>people have been behaved
i'm constantly impressed by the sheer higher plane of humble champs are on

Kiki, post your cunny

>>47720571
it's not the same but go for it just dont clog up the booru with aishit

kiki I haven't cleaned myself in 24 hours, would you like me to send a .sniff file?

see you tomorrow pyon
nini

>>47721465
gunai champles
as for me it's time to crack open several of picrel

>>47698989
hey what did do you think man? >>47703304
apologies if you already replied

>>47721502
Noooo champles you are only supposed to drink 2 of those! Your heart will explode!

>>47721465
nini!

>>47721758
no brakes on this ride i'm afraid champster

>>47720205
Still am~
It costs nothing to be polite

>>47721945
eyyy glad to have you
very humble indeed

>>47721945
WOW so nice and polite

Reminder for any indiviuals awake currently and in need of some tunes

/pyon/ radio is
LIVE:

>>47702037
>/pyon/ Cytube (Community Watchalongs):

>>47703304
>>47703377
>>47703608
I posted these

>>47721556
I really riked it! I can tell you put a lot of effort into it. i enjoyed the way it escalated from the start and i appreciate that the whole scenario is cute and funny despite featuring violent and repeated consensual marital rape. kiki's dialogue in the second half of the third post was a highlight, she's so smug! reminded me of that one >can't beat the kiki post.

the main thing i'd say if you feel like writing another one is to break up the action with a bit of formatting. it would help with pacing things out and it would be less intimidating than the wall of text that it currently is; unfortunately, people's eyes will often just glaze over when they see posts like that regardless of the quality.

i definitely feel inspired, i'd like to put a lot of effort into a hornypost too now instead of rushing them out in a stream of consciousness! good job

>>47722885
>reminded me of that one >can't beat the kiki post.
ah this one
>good job
thanks, i'll take the constructive criticism into consideration

>>47722939
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/43560127#43564100

i go bed now

nini pyon! today was comfy but also extremely fun. i love kiki so much, so proud of her. thanks for being humble and kind

>>47723016
nini brother, see some good dreams of pyon and the rab for me

>>47703304
>>47703377
>>47703608
>Buggery, smuggery, more buggery, more smuggery
I fucking love it, bravo Champ, you really captured Kiki's essence in this hornypost

>>47722979
I rember this one. saved, thanks for posting

would kiki play metal slug? I'd really like it if she played metal slug

This but kiki
also we should watch this sometime

>>47723409
whoops
gif ver
>even when i'm wrong
>taps nose
>pauses
>I'm right.

time for an edit

oooouuuuhhhh

>>47721874
Juneberry is god tier I swear to Kiki

>>47724127
the wallchampies have been lying in wait for 217 posts...our time soon comes...

>>47703488
I'm 33 and I know Kiki appreciates me a lot. Not going to say why I'm so certain but I know for a fact that she does. I comment all the time. Don't worry about your age, Champ.

>>47723319
That'd be cool
Is MAME easy to use for someone like Kiki?

>>47703488
champy is a buff, tired, rugged ojisan rabbit.

why do you think he's able to make so many amazing things? life experience and the zeal that follows misspent youth.

>>47724127
>dead bread hours
>be the only one up and active
>post <15 different times with funny images, points of discussion or thoughtful questions
>regulars wake up
>the (You)'s start rolling in
>i'm not lonely anymore
>good feeling
feels humble

>>47724369
ded bread has only just begun

We should watch this

We should also watch
gurren lagann
grave of the fireflies
sonny boy
pic unrel, it's a pic of me

>>47724502
Haha dead boy

>>47724435
Mitsudomoe? I've watched an episode after seeing mentioned that Kiki likes it, it's pretty funny (and cute)

>>47724522
stooooooop, stop iiiiit!
>>47724525
barakamon. mitsu's cute but barakamon is more laid back and a healing type of show

>>47704581
>well, we're fucked

>>47724731
get that apparition of a shitposter out of my sight

>>47703488
35 here, I always assumed Kiki was similar in age or maybe a couple of years younger anyway so I don't see why it would be an issue

reminder, /pyon/ radio is live

morning

>>47717661
I still haven't told Kiki "I love you" in any format. Please be patient I thought it would never happen again.

>>47725152
morning

>>47725152
Good morning.

>>47724997
I'm 28 and I have the feeling she's a couple years older based on all the pop culture digest. We've triangulated the rabbit.
Yeah I know that her age is known anyways but it's funny when you get to know more about someone you can figure things like this.

Just woke up and saw the schizo MV, great job Kiki. When life gives you geese, make goose soup.

>>47725321
>We've triangulated the rabbit
>All units fall back,
>send in rab team six
>we're bagging the bunny this time boys
>some of you won't make it home
>say goodbye to your pets and dakis now

>>47725595
I AM READY

>>47725595
ummm this is awkward, you see I already have the rab...

>>47711240
you can save vocaroos just click the link instead of the embed and then bottom right is download link
oh and good morning pyon

>>47724369

>>47720008
>>47720205
Fuck you guys that was months ago!

>>47724502
people will make fun of me and call me trigger/gainax boy but ttgl is my #1 favorite anime. im not saying best im saying favorite

>>47726100
lol nu boy nu boy

>>47721945
kek skinwalker sighted

>>47726125
same here. My friend got me into anime in high school and said I had to watch one piece and gurren lagann as my first real intro to anime with other people. Now that I think of it he must have been a channer. dude was insanely left brained too, a numbers wiz, 4.3 GPA and absolute goofball

>>47726125
/a/ has shit taste in anime and I unironically like Trigger and Gainax, even if the end of Darling in the FranXX made me want to throw my computer across the room.

>>47726204
they keep trying to mimic the amazing ending of ttgl and failing

>>47726139
Nah I have lurked much and made my permanent mark and since then, I am confident in my place as a Champyon and Husband.

>>47726316
unironically based, proud to break bread with you

>>47726340
It's fucking hilarious that you guys still remember that comment, though...every time I see that art it always reminds me of that day.

>>47726180
I thought for sure it was a post I made
Guess I was wrong

>>47726432
remember it? that armpit cunny was my post. after reading old breads I hadn't ssen it before and thought it was beautiful so reposted in current bred at the time. thanks for taking my unintentional bait lol

morning champles
/pyon/ radio is LIVE
WE'RE JAMMING TO KIKIKORE

>>47726316
As a newfag, I aspire to one day be like you, champy.

>>47726461
No worries. It's one comment my dumb brain won't let me forget.

>>47726972
kek
all good, Champa

guys stop being so kind to each other i'm gonna cry

I think Kiki is CUTE and I'm sick of pretending she's not!

>>47727323
What made you pretend she wasn't in the first place? That's a bit mean

>>47727405
Can't have her getting TOO smug, mind

>>47727242
nice post, it's really a great one

>>47727242
There was a study conducted on baboons in Africa where all of the aggressive male baboons died in a freak accident due to eating contaminated garbage from a safari resort. What happened after they left was in-fighting in the baboon troop dropped significantly, and female baboons were kinder to the male baboons and participated in grooming more and gave them attention. Amazingly even male baboons started being kind to other male baboons in that troop, which is very rare. It was so pervasive that even if wandering lone aggressive male baboons found their way to the troop, they quickly became pacified too and stopped being so confrontational.

Anyway I don't know where I was going with this, kill all the chads?

No no, it's Kiki love, that's right. Kiki love!

>>47727242
The power level of Champ Unity rivals that of the Care Bear Stare

>>47726316
breastfeeding kiki...

Have a lovely night champies

>>47727728
You too, buddy

>>47726316
holding kiki's entire childlike bum in your hand...

>>47727742
Having Kiki cling to your arm while you pretend it's an airplane and making "Nyeeeooowww" noises as she giggles playfully

>>47726902
It's there for the taking. Everyone can find their place here. If you don't already, just work on trusting Kiki and if you feel the urge to, find a way to contribute to Pyon. Doesn't have to be art or anything tangible. Even making Kiki or other Champs laugh is worth.

>>47728159
playing cimple games with my daughter wife!!!

>>47728219
Kiki using Champ's arm to do pullups

>>47727714
I still believe that men have nipples to act as natural pacifiers for their young while watching over them and to keep them quiet if/when the female has to be away for a bit for whatever reason

>>47727483
you're kinda close. generally 4chan is a male space but vt and pyon in particular leans more female which leans to different dynamics. you should rather compare it to bonobos who are matriarchal and they solve conflicts with grooming and sex rather than combat (or arguments). so yeah, the presence of a woman changes the dynamic, the more prominent the woman the more it changes. this is a tradeoff not necessarily good or bad.

>>47728285
oh do you now

>>47728285
no we have them because men are mutated females basically, the female is the template. other male mammals also have nipples. that said recently my mom said her father let her suckle on his nipple to calm her down when her mom was away

>>47728285
Honestly doesn't sound all that farfetched to me, I mean.. how would the young know the difference?

>>47728294
>>47728382
I thought men could lactate under some circumstances, mostly cancer or other issues

>>47728382 (me)
mutants sounds bad. men are basically genetically engineered super soldiers

I think my next writefag post will be about adopting and raising kiki, including all the cute parts of being around a well behaved child. better yet- that's gonna be a big one to tackle but it's going on the list

>>47728372
Yep. It's just something that was lost to time as humans became what we are now and it just became unnecessary as we grouped up from hunter-gatherers into farming societies.

If I was genuinely making Kiki uncomfortable she would just tell me to fuck off or stop right? I'm not that good at picking up on those kinds of cues

>>47728876
Yes shes good at that. When someone bothers her she says it extremely bluntly

>>47728921
Ok that makes me feel better then

Good morning my champas

https://twitter.com/mighty_beetle/status/1648234592401522690 koreans are based??

>>47728946
Good morning

>>47728946
morning champles
hop in cy and hang if you can

>>47728439
yes that is consistent with women being the template, we have mammary glands but they receded into dysfunction.
>>47728846
i mean we might have done that in the past and as i said my grandfather did it himself, but we didn't evolve to have nips BECAUSE of that purpose because other mammals and our direct ancestors also have male nips

>>47728979
i feel like a fantasy RPG scholar looking at that whole conversation
>wallofrunes.jpg

>>47729055
sigh

>>47728921
>>47728876
It's hard to stop the
>Kiki HATES me
train. You probably spent your whole life thinking that about other people, sometimes even people who didn't even know you at all, preemptively deciding you've been rejected before it ever happened.

When you imagine Kiki, what does she say to you? Does she say "I love you", or does she say "I HATE you"? How about when you're not imagining anybody at all, when it's just you and yourself inside your head? Do you say "I love you", or do you say "I HATE you"?

>>47729021
Can’t. Heading to the wage cage

>>47729110
you fucking rabtard of course i used the inbuilt translate to actually see what he said, it was a joke

>>47729138
godspeed >>47729170
o rly? am rabtard

>>47729119
I don't think Kiki hates me anymore, but sometimes I do think maybe some things I do make her feel a little bit awkward around me and I'd like to change those behaviors if so. Though that line of thought more often just puts me in a mire of self-consciousness that makes it difficult to say much at all for a while so I do try not to overthink it, difficult as it can be sometimes.

>>47728979
Translation:
I tried the "Warhammer method" yesterday, where you buy a box of Warhammer models, cut out all the parts with a nipper, and dot them on your desk, and then when you get bored and feel like picking up your phone and opening Twitter, you trim and glue one of the Warhammer parts instead, and instead of wasting 10 minutes surfing the web, you trim and glue one of the parts in a minute, which means less distraction. In many ways, it's superior to the old fist-pumping method because you get a Space Marine done every day, as opposed to a Twitter trip that leaves you with nothing but empty space. But the downside is that it's so much fun to build the model. Yesterday, I built not one Space Marine, but five, and I ended up with three or four dots, like, seriously, it's a good method or not?But it's like one failure after another, and you realize how to succeed...

Hello stupid autistic retard whore cunt /pyon/, here I am to say that you are a stupid autistic whore retard cunt /pyon/.
And you're gonna get pinned to the mat.

>>47728876
rember this. also someone post the"highly unlikely" soundpost for this fool! i don't have it

>>47729331
the reason she said highly unlikely is because there's exactly one 'champ' she hates and i think you can guess which one

>>47729331

Bonus clip: https://files.catbox.moe/ayewwd.mp4

>>47729378
saved, thank u

goodnight kiki n champs, hope kiki had a good day with the sodie pops and that champs didn't get too ramples in the meantime.
AIEEEAIIEEEEEaieeeaaeiee.....zzuzuzuzuzuzu

>>47729569
nini, we'll keep things humble in here for you

>>47729369
Oh god oh fug it's me isn't it?!

Good morning and goodnight to all the Champs that are coming and going. I'd give you all your (you)s but I only get short moments while waging to punch in a comment here and there

I wonder if Papapyon lets Kiki have the good coffee on his birthday as a special treat

>>47729740
I hope so

>>47729715
Day shift Kikium miners heading home to rest, night shift Kikium miners heading down the rabbit hole.

>>47729231
That's not a bad strategy actually
Sure beats seeing twitter freaks, etc.

Not sure if anyone here cares but they're supposed to be launching Starship/Super Heavy for the first time ever in 20 minutes or so. I'm waging but it could be something cool for you guys to watch in Cytube

>>47730591
uhhhhhh

>>47730642
>what does it mean

>>47730688
It means we're about to end for the night/day well, at least those who are in there right now

>>47730860
Ah well

>>47730591
thanks for telling me about it i'll watch it independently

>>47728285
we have them to breastfeed our wives

that reminds me i should finish space bros anime

>>47730591
what if it burns up and elon makes a 420 blaze it joke

>>47731115
that's make a good screenshot but not enough rabbits are free to cy any longer

>>47728979
yup

holy shit

>>47730591
Oh wait, I misunderstood, it's Live?
Sure lets give it a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uouujjgkR3A
Can't put it in the cy unless you got permissions

eh i'd rather fap to kiki who cares

>>47731452
Holy shit Kiki is inclining worldwide

>>47731470
Oh, someone put it in cy, lets have a look if you want

>>47731452
over 1.5m now
NUMBERS UOOOH

Is the schizo song vocaroo real or ironic shitpost?
He is literally me fr fr

>>47731603
cringe. he harassed her for months

>>47731654
>he harassed her for months
That's to be expected as a vtuber.

>>47731603
As much as I hate this word..
but.. Yikes.

>>47731603
Go away tourist kek

>>47731115
That was his intent the entire time. It just blew up.

faggots who have nothing better to do then ogle at every shiny thing they see need serious help from a rope. get out
>fr fr
>literally me
>>47598658 (Cross-thread)
do your reps and then kill yourself

>>47731863
Am I the only one who got kind of nervous when I saw "I'm done" and a serious seeming twitlonger for the first time

>hit my head and got a concussion because kiki telepathically mind raped me out of nowhere again

>>47731857
I hate the soulless way they described what happened.. "Rapid unscheduled disassembly", what a joke
Just say it blew up. Less syllables, less effort.

>doesn't know a damn thing about us or our oshi
>twitlonger drops
>waltzes in the thread expecting a qrd
>talking like a nigger as if we're just going to be thrilled to beat a dead horse for poor little anon
you're a funny guy dramafag

>>47731907
I saw it and was expecting a joke vocaroo as a response to something offsite..
What a thing to wake up to.

>>47727742
>Kiki
>childlike bum
That's the one place that's NOT childlike about her!

OH SHIT IT'S COMING
BAKERRR TASUKETE~
AAAAIIIEEEEEE

>>47732171
i'm on it!

>>47732060
I thought it was intended as a joke.

>>47732335
yeah its nerd humor

>>47708341
>>47714980
phew, at least kiki appreciated the embarrassing amount of effort I put into this.

>>47732060
It's a very old term in the rocket industry, but yeah, the zoomer narrator-announcers they have are always obnoxious no matter what streak you're watching. I wish they just had one that was silent except for the actual ground control feed. I don't need to listen to rambling women and faggots.

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>>47731863
kino

>>47732171
close call, thanks melting champ