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>>47679629
i should do that but i follow soooo many of them...

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Nijiboys x IPSTAR Collab: https://weibo.com/u/6509826766
Vox Bday merch out April 24th: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1648159417408565248?s=20
Nijipuppet Goods releases April 28: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1647804645203673088?s=20
Mysta at Sutera Anime Fest (malaysia) May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Sakura Bloom

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIKBBkd8It8
Hex Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_O15uOSPJ0
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk

wuca love! that cat? it's me.

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! Hummm, hoping for peaceful days ahead... Fuuchan put together a good cast for Friday, I'm excited

Wanna smooch my husband on his cute cheeks

>>47679682
Apparently she's no longer mad at him now after she and the other kadets had a talk and realised they misunderstood his sarcasm as sexualising roa. That was an incredibly fast yab kek, it lasted like 4 hours.

>>47680660
I saw that they’re still uncomfortable with the thumbnail and want him to say something about it though from what I understsood

>>47680660
Giving this thai tantrum a lol/lmao, they have their own boy group that appeals to their prude sensibilities, they should watch them instead

>>47680816
Yeah they still dislike the thumbnail and stream title because it's demeaning towards women but they're less mad now, what a clown show kek

>>47680660
i swear 80% of the boys "yabs" comes from fans who barely understand english having a hissy fit before even asking for a clarification.

>>47680937
They didn't watch the stream, she literally got mad at a clip but it's all daijobu now

>>47680905
i wish those thai boys the utmost success, please take these schizo ESLs away from our boys already

>>47681015
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>clipwatchers
Of fucking course

>>47680905
>>47681047
The amount of tweets I see about those thai boys is giving me an aneurysm, it's literally all just conversations about parasocial relationships and trauma dumping in chat it's literally just a repeat of the worse era of nijien boys....and I have to live through it all again because all the noctyx artists I follow also like the new thai boys

I was gonna ask why they're watching the DV cop guy in the first place if they're gonna go nuclear over boobs but if they're clipniggers that can't even be considered ESL then... yeah that checks out

i want ver's tiny hands and tiny mouth on me

>>47679928
Isn't this OP pic a little problematic? It has boobs :/

>>47681559
those are male-presenting boobs, it's okay :)

>>47681559
I'm literally shaking and crying and hyperventilating rn. Sonny isn't the person I thought he was we gave him so many chances but this is the last straw. I have to distance myself for my own mental health

>>47681559
Boobs?

i just want my husband to have peaceful return week but damn... anyways SONNY KEKKON SHITEEEE KUDA SAI! if he says something about the boob thumbnail, I hope he phrase it well. I don't want the thumbnail artist to feel responsible over this fiasco

>>47681950
STOP POSTING THIS

>>47682142
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>47682142
look at these honkers

Fat cat

Hey sonny I have a script ready for you.
> ugh... this one.. How the thumbnail is drawn is not up to my discretion. It's drawn of free charge by generous artists just for my usahr. I understand that some of you might have felt uncomfortable with the thumbnail, but I hope that you guys won't shame the thumbnail artist for this. I will try to be mindful of this in the future. Thank you for your donation.

>>47682488
Alternatively
>picrel
>...Thank you for the streamlabs!

>>47682631
I can see him scraping everything and just say
>a aha.. hmm I understand. I will try to be mindful of this in the future. Thank you for the streamlabs!

>>47681015
Clip watchers starting unnecessary drama on Twitter? Say it ain't so. You think people would be more protective of their oshi's livelihood

>>47683173
clip watchers love the image they've formed in their heads, not the boys themselves

I just hate how the boys are getting treated like idols. Luxiem gets the worst of the treatment, but I've noticed it with all the other boys, too. They get treated like Kpop idols and not just some funny anime man playing games for entertainment.

>>47682434
Why does wife have cum on his face...

>>47683236
Clipnigs literally contribute less than a greyname lurker. They don’t even give boys views on their streams. They deserve all the hate in the world when they get retarded

>>47683492
anon those are tears....

Boobs... honkers... tits even. Love `em. Any size. Girls. Boys. Bless the breasts.

>>47683465
its the fanbase they attracted because of how anykara promoted them. i dont think it will ever go away honestly

>>47683492
my sides

>>47683465
any guy that gets popular with a bunch of underage girls basically gets the same fanbase

>>47683492
anon... please remove your cum-tinted glasses...

>>47683721
How did they promote them? Because from what I saw, they did the usual fanfare of a new wave as they've done for any other before them.

>>47683611
>>47683749
>>47683882
IT'S WAY TOO VISCOUS AND WHITE TO BE TEARS IT'S CUM

>>47684004
Anon... They're flowing from his eyes. Artists can draw tears in different ways.

>>47684077
I'll stick to my beliefs....I refuse to be swayed

>>47684228
Nobody's trying to force you or anything, we're just letting you know that it's meant to be tears.

>>47684228
wife cries cum.... what percentage of him is cum...

>>47685221
wife is fueled by cum and must be fucked on the daily to replenish his supply

>>47685438
whore

https://twitter.com/lameir/status/1648612401955352577

I am sorry for the person I will become during this collab

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! :]

>>47685707
>wife is the only one with his chest covered
the price he paid for such a good collab...

Somebody recommend me some audio porn.
I trust you all because this is the most female general on the board so don't let me down.

>>47689043
i only listen to compilations of my oshi moaning so

>>47689043
What, do you want audio of a random dude drugging you at a club and dragging you into the bathroom stall where he teases your cunt with a knife before raping and breeding you?

>>47689329
Is that what you listen to?

Ike Rabu
my sleep schedule is fucked

>>47689454
Yeah, I listened to it the other day. The voice acting personally wasn't really my cup of tea, and the club ambience made it so it was a bit hard to listen to. But I found the scenario really hot, I love shit like that.

>>47688875
it's ok cause wife will be the bratty tsundere and that's good enough for me

>>47689620
i hope this char has a small dick so i can tease wife

>>47689620
he's accepted his fate as a little twink with a flat chest...

sometimes i want to correct things said about my oshi on this site but i remember where i am and that it's not worth it.

>>47690684
well this board is full of trolls and people who don't even watch vtubers, they just like the drama and never check streams so yeah. the best way to enjoy anything here is to stick to one general

>>47690684
That's the best way to go about it. Just let anons think what they want. It's funny to see them talk about some twisted, exaggerated person so far removed from the actual talent themselves. It makes anons look like the idiot instead.

>>47690821
i sadly also watch the girls but life would be easier if i did stick to one general a lot more.
>>47690829
misinformation bothers me but they will say what they want regardless and make it fit into the box they want so it's just useless.

>>47689537
Well feel free to link it then, beggars can't be choosers after all.

>>47689043
https://vocaroo.com/1ooBJbnnFENz

>>47691007
You sure? Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you. https://soundgasm.net/u/99_99asmr/m4f-the-clubs-bathroom-my-little-breeding-bunnywet-my-kniferapedrugged

kyo rape

I miss alban

I don't think this got posted here yet.
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1648749485533839360

>>47692959
>another xslay boy collabing with merry
hex get behind me

>>47693128
about a month late on that

>>47693225
his assets were so cute today

>>47694801
It's nice he's been getting some more lately and using them!

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZIqA2xkXYw

sex with wife NOW

kyo fucking sucks at raping

>collab at 8AM
wife why

>>47698586
>4 AM
he HATES us!

>>47698586
he's in another collab?

>>47698995
it's the boys one

>>47699348
ah okay i thought someone talked about a new one on their stream.

kyo is burning my ears with this shitty rap but he's the only boy streaming so i must endure

>>47699950
...you dont have to watch someone just cause they are the only one on

>>47700170
but i'm bored. also it's funny how his chat is so different from all the others

miss knovid

https://twitter.com/amarecherub/status/1612458347692711942
I found this thread of someone editing Sonny quotes over sex music. Are you supposed to masturbate to these or something

New vps with a focus on xsoleil https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1648853993794224128

>>47701590
boys included this time: luca, alban, kyo, aster, ren, doppio, hex and ver

>>47701590
PIOCHAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX also damn why is ver giving us bedroom eyes

>>47701590
Participating:
Luca Kaneshiro
Alban Knox (Japanese ver. & English ver.)
Kyo Kaneko
Aster Arcadia
Ren Zotto
Doppio Dropscythe (Japanese ver. & English ver.)
Hex Haywire
Ver Vermillion

>>47701697
squishing albans chubby tummy to make myself feel better

>>47701740
piochan has become japanese....

>>47701740
Definitely more an s2 vp, which is good for those fans.

>>47701100
KEK why does this exist

>>47701590
PIOCHAN WILL NURSE ME ON HIS CHEST LETS GO

>>47701590
ver comforting me as i violently throw up

>>47701946
ver looks like he's feeding you piss

>>47701846
as far as i remember it was made when knovid began flirting kek

>>47701978
i'll drink his every day. i just wish he drank more water

>>47701978
ver's diabetic piss...

>>47702024
it's probably 95% sugar

ok i didn't expect ver's quotes to include oral sex

>>47702301
he really is a whore for money

>>47701789
This is my post btw

>>47701789
god i want to sniff it

>>47702014
it was the uno collab wasn't it

>>47702113
yummy

>>47701740
This is why lucubs gotta be hags, Luca's always hitting us for cash.

I love it though.

>>47701375
since you brought it up
https://twitter.com/redbeanbun_pog/status/1524378298851020801?s=20 - sonny
https://twitter.com/Leo_Shadowz/status/1640096618941743104?s=20 - luca
https://twitter.com/sonnykaneshiro/status/1639655281478221824?s=20 - sonny
https://twitter.com/doppioclips/status/1637176861326467072?s=20 - doppio
https://twitter.com/ggobuk_in_hell/status/1593838411546185730?s=20 - luca
https://twitter.com/memorrites/status/1587990476740857856?s=20 - alban
https://twitter.com/kiza_MINORIty/status/1499282551927881728?s=20 - fulgur
https://twitter.com/ziemawari/status/1583411557173641218?s=20 - ike
https://vocaroo.com/17W2NYXFfnuY - ver fall guys
there's much more out there but i didn't bookmark, i never book the vox ones. and i think theres a psyborg one out there

>>47701740
wife....... at least he has the rp asmr streams but i miss his giggly nervous voice when he has to record something for money

>>47702589
you know what i'll listen to these thank you anon

>>47702623
anon we had archivist pamper us as press his fat tits against our faces i think that was enough of him being nice to us...

>>47702533
im not a hag, i have 5 more years till then..

>>47702732
uuuuuuuu the rational part of me knows this already but my baby lizard brain says that i haven't heard his voice today and have been missing him extra hard..............

>>47702381
>>47702433
>>47701789
do all takos like chubby men?

ver so cute

>>47703190
I feel like at least 50% of the anons here are architects

>>47703190
i'm not a tako but yes, i don't like boys with big muscles or too skiny

He's going to stick a temperature probe up my ass

>>47703490
What do you consider too skinny?

>>47703670
your avarage skinny normie, i guess. if he has some muscles on his arms/legs and a chubby belly that's it for me

>>47702970
wife is back to us tomorrow with batsus to make him embarrassed.....hang in there

kaichou's rolling in the red supas. damn

>>47705573
he's a whore

he could prob get this everyday if he didn't end stream without a zatsu

>>47703190
The takos here? Yeah.

>>47703190
i imagine takos as the chubby men

ver whining and moaning. i'm cumming

>>47703190
i didn't have a fetish for chubby men before i came /here/ but now all i think about is albans chubby tummy and how nice it must be to squish him.....his chubby little fingers and his chubby cheeks TOT....
but i also like skinny almost malnourished alban since it's nice to imagine fat ugly bastards taking advantage of him, the size difference is a big plus.

>>47707283
I like the fact that Alban can be both depending on what point of his life he's in. He can be so malnourished that he's passing out during sex while men continue to fuck him and use his unconscious body or he can be soft and chubby and perfect to cuddle with (also after rough sex)

>>47707833
this is exactly it....takos get me

>>47706649

>>47708023
they make the best rapists

ver gotta go wash all the cum out of the back of his throat after that stream

>final stream with batsu wheel
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO WIFE WHY I NEED THAT OUTFIT BATSU PLEASE

>>47708717
why.... he hates us...

>>47708717
nooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuu wife...... ; ; did he get embarrassed about the batsus?

>>47709285
to be embarrassed is the whole point........i don't understand......

>>47709678
sorry i got too sad to formulate... i was thinking it's possibly wife having a menhera moment and got annoyed with his own performance with the game and he's sweating it out tryharding and didn't want batsus getting in the way anymore. i remember he ended early cause he got tilted (and in pain) by just the mini-boss...

>>47710059
oh yeah that happened...wife...he says he doesnt like to play with sweaty people but he himself is one sometimes...

>>47702533
Enjoy pre-hag life!

>>47710059
my theory is he either thinks the gimmick has grown old or doesn't want to accumulate too many things he has to deliver on

>>47707283
I don't think it's a fetish, but ever since alban did that cooking stream I can't stop thinking about how soft he must be and every time he eats during a stream I get extremely happy for some reason. I just want to grab his chubby tummy so bad aaaah.

>>47710630
He should just increase the death count and make easier batsus.....

>>47711540
pio a cute

>>47711540
feed me your cum ver i need it to get stronger

I hope violisko has a good day tomorrow.
I had a really bad day today so I hope it's good for me too. It's so hard sometimes.

wife love

luca rape

>>47714958
Based

>>47682434
can i have the source

milord very cute today, feels like im watching an autistic 13 year old. cute

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

new wife rule to keep chat on topic and take private stuff to discord kek

wtf was Bonbon talking about? He doesn't have plumbing?

>>47715582
autistic 13 year old running around the mario fairgrounds great stream today

do any anons ship fukuma but with top wife and bottom demon? i like both ways but i want to see more stupid whimpering vox with soft spoken sadist wife

>>47718910
I like both especially if wife is Vox's first time sleeping with a man

delicious mother milk

>>47719116
Milking shota sheep wife must be the best job in the entire world

Thai whiners and containment breakers get the rope

>>47720379
>containment breakers
did some retard really? damn

>>47720693
the tribalist 'meme' niji anti account

>>47720379
What was the content of the containment break? Just saying that anons were mad in response to the complaints?

>>47721510
just the big faggot niji anti twitter acct posting the streamable from the catalog. why i don't live post vox streams much

>>47722261
Why is containment breaking even a term anymore if it only applies to one company (and only sometimes). I thought doing this is something to be looked down upon. Fucking hate that every website has to have their content regurgitated on twitter for clout these days. I fucking hate twitterfags so much

>>47679928
negi

i thought the touchstarved collab was today........

auban fodr at 8PM JST !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfTujJXEQH0

sonny stream in an hour
https://youtu.be/sTpsncXku4A

>>47723264
I love this chubby whore

>>47722833
If its any consolation the luxiem one is happening today so we can rip the bandaid off

>>47722833
Check the teamup if the time zones are messing you up

>>47723413
i still believe in good news...
>>47723513
thanks anon, i completely forgot we had a teamup. i haven't had timezones mess me up this much in a while

>>47723662
I can never understand Fuuchan and Doppio's schedules while in JST...

>>47723662
At least we get a Luxiem collab. I miss these boys playing together.

Son knee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTpsncXku4A

>>47715431
https://twitter.com/huanwz1030/status/1643682856764600321

auban start

alban had 'coffee' again

Alban...?

bye alban....

alban is a minute man !

Nyoo... eat during the stream...

>>47726424
I'm going to correct him personally

alban is translating the en chats to jp

En takos why are you like this

that was so cute alban

Is this a jp stream

i want the cat for myself and me only today, i can't bring myself to share

>>47726921
Alban is a whore, he belongs to everyone

i hate kpopfags

>>47727072
I'm hiring him for an overnight in a hotel, my apologies. You can have him tomorrow

>>47727102
Based and same

>>47727118
enjoy him anon, remember to tip him

>>47727118
Please be gentle

Officer cute

wtf japanese policemen carry guns?

>>47727337
Ask sonny

>>47727360
swnbj

>>47727138
He'll get tipped if he actually drinks my piss this time instead of just gargling it
>>47727184
With him? Of all people

Uooooh ToT

TOT

I hate this voice so much

>>47727845
too bad he is 3 years old now

She's so small TOT

Miko....

Alban just give a blowjob to that anon

i really really really really like the way alban says thank you after someone compliments him or welcomes him back, it's so cute and innocent sounding

I would do that to alban

Miko ;_;

>i'm having trouble
>you don't sound serious!
miko....?

>>47728693
Kek

Miko no don't go..

who's hotter, koutaro or mochizuki?

>>47728885
Miko.

>>47728919
miko is cute....

>>47728964
And hot

:(

aieeeeee what the fuck is this bgm i hate it...

I was making breakfast. What is happening now?

>Compensation from your body
Oh my

>>47729590
TTOTT

>>47729550
uh......something about her getting back her memories and a promise she made or something....i was making dinner i wasn't paying attention either.....

Mmmm you're gunna be our hopes in the stone

at least 3 psyborg doujins in the making
https://twitter.com/NANASHI7744nya/status/1648993486128185344
https://twitter.com/syamosaburou3/status/1648646112562257920
https://twitter.com/purplegayon_/status/1648899429779542016

>>47729729
Yeah, I'm lost.....ty!

why does it seem like the game is ending......what's up with the emotional piano

>>47730008
It's spooky time now though I guess, no more piano

oh i was just about to ask what happened to the horror

i'm going to fuck koutaro into speaking again

This bgm is giving me a headache aaah

Auditions closed this Monday. Good luck to any anons who applied in here

>come
Hehe

Miko....

Say something koutaro holy shiiit

>>47730580
you're a faggot
t.koutaro

>>47730656

Lol get fucked koutaro

NOOOOOOOO KOUTARO WHY WHY WHY

alban you better try for the good ending

>come

>>47730984
stop making me laugh i'm crying right now

>>47730969
He heard you

>>47730984
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>47730969
Alban really loves you huh

Alban's 10 year old brain hates reading

>>47731204
He didn't get to go to school as a little boy pls understand

>sonny and sex cat live
aieee which oneeee

>>47731429
i usually watch both when they overlap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyD1EChp4UY

ver and taka clubhouse 51

>>47731429
No clue what Sonny is doing but I've been invested in Albans play through. If I was coming in without that background though I'd watch idk live and catch up on Sexcat later

TOT

this lady is FAST

The sexual tension between these two is real

Nyo....

NO

Not like this...

fuck..... :(

Miko.....

oh my god....they're so cute

Ok koutaro is cute

Awww cute

fodr was good

Alban loves this ship so much....cute!

alban....cute

wife on da telly

Hex is back! He does fun things to my ears and also like, the twitter wank I saw about him made me so mad I'm tempted to member...

bye alban....thank you so much for picking up this game. it started off really really slow but when it picked up, it really got good. i loved the characters in this so much even minor ones like ayus dad had some character development to them.
i love when you play these story-heavy rpg maker games, i hope you occasionally sprinkle them in along with other streams, it's really nice to hear you doing casual VA and see you get invested in the characters, the world and its story. its what makes me love watching your playthroughs. i'm so happy you got the good ending, it's really nice to end on a good note. i hope you stay happy and healthy forever and always alban.

i hope alban eats a nice big big breakfast

don't die yet

>>47734459
Fuuchan is dying enough for all of us, kek

I love this cat so much!!!!

wife...............

i've never seen wife mald like this jesus

Puppy and monkey on the motherfucking telly... when they get there at least

my husband and anon's husband is playing the long drive! idk what this game is about but i know luca will annoy vox somewhere in between
https://youtu.be/yHlK6dGCFds
https://youtu.be/yHlK6dGCFds

>>47736172
"You can spread my legs" IT'S BEEN TWO MINUTES

sonny what is this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Orzl923ZI

What is the opposite of a competence kink? Because they're being so dumb and it's so ero for me???

>>47736758
dumbification kink

these two together are perfect

luca.........

>>47736758
theyre eventually gonna have to whore themselves out for gas money

>come in me like a man
horny malding wife!

If there are any piss kink lucubs or kindred I think this stream is for you

>>47737220
im being fed well

>>47737186
Vox and Luca being lot lizards... I'm not gonna make it

>>47736733
He got perms to react to the street fighter announcement stream, he mentioned it on stream

>>47737299
ah, i know....i meant what the fuck is that thumbnail, it looks like something that could've been made /here/ kek

no....not the scat.....

luca is a schizo...

>>47737494
I don't have any toliet kinks but I'm happy for the representation

That being said I would let them pee on me if it was like, in the shower or tub or something...

i need to finish bb so i can watch bcs too

OH TO BE ON THE ROAD AND SEE THESE TWO HITCHHIKING

>>47737850
Same, I think I was trying to binge bb and mad men at the time and it was just too much good tv for me. I need trash in my diet ; ;

why does wife do this to himself

>>47737978
i think i have only 6 episode left since i'm in the last season, but i'm excited for better call saul because i know nothing about it

Why would you think reading something in a silly voice while fighting a boss would go well...

wife saying daddy....his brain is gone

"We've been in neutral this whole time"

>luca is 8 years old
TOT

wife is in pure suffering

I would watch this movie in theaters

taka/ver was fun and cute. especially the last 20 minutes or so of them just talking and having fun
i could tell ver really wanted to thank him and compliment him but taka distracted him by releasing the red panda into the void. kinda sad that one of the few that ver seems to have gotten close to is leaving but at least they got to collab again before taka graduates.

>>47739537
i'm so sad taka will be gone...i'll remind myself to catch the vod of their collab

BOY SMELL COPYPASTA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

WIFE SAID CUNT

This is my favorite buddy comedy

i wish wife would beat me if he beat that table

>seahorse voice again
this is the worst fucking wheel and it's the last one