/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I fucking love hags

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>>47660457
Nah, that's way too big

>>47661241
Why do I like the fourth picture the most
and is there a part 2

>>47661290
Not possible

>>47661516
What does lion milk taste like?

>>47661582
I don't know yet but I'm gonna find out

>>47662193
Damn that butt makes Hank Hill's look like real dumpy.

>>47662193
Oh no, what happened to her ass

>>47661393
>and is there a part 2
I wish.

>>47661582

Oi. No dying.

>>47663971
Trying to prevent that. shit's going critical again

>>47663971
Tell that to my health anxiety

>>47664984
On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy am I not knowing?

>>47663971
yes honey

Is it okay to love hags if I am almost oji-san territory myself? 29 here.

Can someone post the list of who's a hag again? There are some that don't get posted enough and I wanna change that.

>>47667312
I could be wrong, but I think most people are around that age or over it

>>47667413
Most people here you mean, or..?

>>47667954
Whoops, yeah most people here

>>47667312
>>47667413
34, it does not get better.

Ojisans...

how do i get botan to shishirape me

The turning point in a man's life comes when he realizes that he doesn't lust for older women anymore... He's gotten old enough to match the age of the mature women he lusts for...

>>47668360
You want it which makes it just rough sex and not rape.

>>47668506
I'm starting to reach that point. I see someone and immediately assuming they're way older than me and then I realise they're in their mid/late 20s..

hag braps

>>47661516
I want her to trace those long, sharp nails all over me

>>47668754
fuck

Who do you consider the supreme hag?

>>47669486
Whoever is in their 40s

>>47669486
Mio for hag love
Botan for hag sex

>>47669486
Mio obviously

>>47669486
>>47669546 is about right
Miosha is the exemplar hag wife but Button activates my primal instincts

cuddle hags

>>47660457
What exactly constitutes a "hag"? Back in my day we used to use the terms "onee-san" and "milf" to refer to "older" women. Now I see people using "hag", and applying it much more loosely than the other terms were. I think I've seen people call fucking Korone a hag. Is a hag just any girl that isn't a loli?

>>47668506
Feels bad man. I remember when I first watched Evangelion I was closer in age to Shinji and Asuka than to Misato, but now I think I'm only about 2 years behind Misato.

>>47671989
Korone is one of the haggiest hags

>>47672053
Wdym? She feels too childish to be considered an older woman. I don't mean this in a bad way, it just doesn't make sense to classify her that way.

>>47672446
>he lacks the critical information

>>47672446
She hides her power level

>>47672514
>>47672546
Could you elaborate? Are you saying she's more mature than she lets on? If so, wouldn't that apply to most vtubers (at least the loli and childish non-lolis)? After all, most or all of their roommates are adults.>>47672514

>>47672446
My mother acts in a similar childish, happy go lucky manner as Korone (minus the barely concealed sadism; she's much better at hiding that), and she's 64.

>>47667312
Same here, gonna be 30 soon and feel like all hope is lost
So many people having kids before 30, almost all my friends are married or with kids
I’ve been to 3 weddings in the past year, everyone teases me about if I’ll ever get married
Tried talking to hags in the wedding parties but most are there for the ceremony not to chat

>>47672727
>>47671989
>>47672446
Korone has some prime hag qualities.

Age aside she's one of the oldest in Hololive, have you not seen how kind, caring and babying Korone is when she's interacting with people and goes out of her way to accommodate them? How maturely she deals with problems and criticism, mostly placing the blame/responsibility on herself to deal with it? Sure, Korone has her obviously silly side, but that doesn't exclude her from being a hag.

Anyone who looks at Korone and doesn't see a good hag does not know what a good hag is.

>>47673365
My mother acts like Botan and she’s nearing 70
Superstition has it you end up marrying or dating someone once in your life that is the most similar to your mother in personality

>>47673866
I said this in an older thread, but there are people that don't get into relationships until they're 40.
Don't let people get on your case about being single. These people likely pushed themselves into a relationship themselves and settled because of societal pressure.
Just take your time, make sure you have or get an okay/decent job, look after yourself hygiene wise and most importantly be happy with yourself.
The rest will come eventually. But for now, only care about you and your own happiness.

>>47674159
I have a decent job in the medical field but may go back to school for IT or something later
I have some /out/ hobbies but not really much women in those groups, try my luck hitting up fit hags whenever I do a cycling event though (love getting crushed on climbs just to see hag ass to motivate me to power up a hill)
The real pain is working with a bunch of hot hags at my day job and all of them are married, the only one that isnt is lesbian but is a major weeb

What does a hag bathroom smell like?

>>47674499
Potpourri or flowers to mask the smell of hag braps
If it’s a JP hag you’ll know when they go because there’s a button to push that plays sounds to mask flushing noises because JP women are self conscious like that

>>47674635
What is a good potpourri? I'm trying to get my home to smell better (I have a lot of pets and the women in my house don't mantain the house clean)

>>47674460
Sounds like you're already doing the right things.
Just keep at it and never get desperate and try to settle.
>the only one that isnt is lesbian but is a major weeb
Boy do I know that feel. Meet someone perfect but it turns out they're gay. I got lucky once and dated a bi sexual dutch girl.but it was also a fucking mistake for various reasons[/spoilers]

>>47674499
>>47668943

>>47674159
>most importantly be happy with yourself
But I hate myself.

>>47673955
My hagshi is Botan though.

>>47675217
Be moderately okay with yourself then

>>47674159
>have a job
>look after your hygiene
>be happy with yourself
0 for 3.

>>47675064
>never get desperate
This. You might not be able to tell but everyone around you can smell the stench of desperation on you, especially if they're older. Had a roommate strike out so many times because he couldn't tone it down, which is odd considering he was fairly attractive and his family definitely wasn't hurting for money.

Tfw hag but male...

>>47675498
I was actually talking about dropping your standards to the point of settling but this is extremely true too. It's like a sixth sense.

>>47674159
>and most importantly be happy with yourself.
tfw you're a aircraft mechanic, shower twice daily (skydrol fucking stinks) but you still lie awake at night with the internal anger
I somehow desperately want a gf but can't stand women at the same time, and it's killing me

>>47676082
>I somehow desperately want a gf but can't stand women at the same time, and it's killing me
Many such cases.

>>47675064
>tfw the only time I worked up the courage to ask a girl out she said she was gay showed me pictures of her extremely attractive wife
I won't lie I masturbated to the idea of a threesome before I cut contact

>>47673866
I'm so fucking sick of weddings, I was at 7 last year and I've got another 3 this year. I ended up skipping a close friends just because I was so fucking sick of monkey suits and socialising with people I barely know to sate the ego of someone I only sort of know
the only wedding I want to go to is the one where I marry Choco

>>47676562
>Marry Choco
Anon, you're gonna get cheated on... Personaly I like wedding but that's probably because I attended at only once, I like wearing suits, eating, etc. Though I suck at socializing

>>47676562
PLEASE marry her

I missed a lot of hag streams today... Any recommendation of which VOD should I watch first?

>>47675629
That, too. Settling just makes it more likely that you'll both be miserable in the long run.

>>47676646
I can't stand suits, I'm tall and fat so it's impossible to tailor a suit that actually fits. I spend the nights drinking heavily to overcome the autism and eating my weight in hours dourves before retiring at the earliest socially acceptable juncture to get out the fucking suit
As for cheated on, that's inevitable with modern women, at least with Choco she'll probably tell me straight at our weekly meeting

>>47676760
>I'm tall
Never been a problem for me
>Fat
You may want to get thinner first.
And Choco is the prime example of your average modern woman, she doesn't want commitment, just want a man that'll be there whenever she wants to pay for her stuff and never ask for anything in return, there's multiple clips talking about what she wants in a man, and it's basically a guy that pay all of her stuff

>>47676883
yeah but her avatar is a cute demon nurse and that is all I want

>>47676982
meds, Anyways, I'll stop talking about her because it's offtopic.
Going back to the schedule of posting hags cooking

>>47677014
Isn't Choco a hag yet? Surely she must be close
Honestly I probably wouldn't wife any of the holo girls, you don't get stable and reliable relationships from e thots with 1m simps, regardless of the nature of that relationship

>>47677091
She's the same age as Okayu if not younger

>>47677154
Damn I wish I was Korone so I could groom chubby Japanese girls

>>47677154
That explains a lot.

>>47677154
She looks more like she belongs at the altar than at a shrine wearing that

>>47671989
To me, a hag is an unmarried woman with no children and miniscule to no love experience. But I guess technically it just means unmarried/not in a relationship at 30+.
I am >>47667312 and I may not be the best person to ask because I do not love hags exclusively, sure I like them, but I think I have preference for younger women. Maybe cause I am a fuck up and think the younger they are the lower their expectations a man has it all together. Maybe that's just me coping, idk. All I know is I love one hag, who just turned hag not long ago, and frankly I think I would regardless if her age was more or less than mine. But the fact she is a little older than me makes it hotter, when I was a teen I found older girls, even by months, that were attractive to me more attractive than someone younger than me and attractive. Nowadays age differences does things to my dick, don't know why.
Pic rel is my hag of choice.

>>47677971
mating press senchou after she gives me this face

>>47678415
What if she's making that face the entire time

>>47678466
Better.

I find this hawk very erotic
https://vxtwitter.com/tAn_tAr_tAn/status/1648691033277100038

>>47678721
nice, but her head staying in the exact same spot is fucking terrifying

>>47678721
the hawk will be my wife, she cannot stop me
>>47678894
It's a bird thing, you wouldn't understand ground dweller

>>47678894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgy-CbrUNkw

>>47675355
>have a job
Apply for pretty much anything. Landscaping, warehouse (any kind), grocery store, moving, cleaning, trashman. None of these require experience just stop being so picky. You don't need to be rocket surgeon to have a job.
>look after your hygiene
How lacking are we talking about here? Brush your teeth and wash your face before and after sleep, wash your hands when coming inside and take a shower before going out. It's not so complicated.
>be happy with yourself
Put in the effort for rest of your issues and this will fix itself.

>>47679019
NTA or this anon but adding to the job thing, get into aircraft maintanece. I was a pizza boy this time last year, I got in on the ground floor at 29 putting windows in planes and they're paying all my training, getting a 9.5k pay rise in July
Just think of how much merch I could buy with that

>>47679019
>None of these require experience just stop being so picky. You don't need to be rocket surgeon to have a job.
NTA but you have to stop assuming the world is like your country. Half of the stuff you named here require experience.

>>47679178
>Half of the stuff you named here require experience.
Name one job listed that isn't basic manual labour you can get with no qualifications. The only one there I can think of would be trashman, and even then that's just a union job, you probably just need to bribe your way in
>but you need tools and shit to landscape
nigga go work for someone else, take that minimum wage job, mow some lawns, get out of the basement and get some fucking sun son, literally, touch grass

>>47679155
>blue collar
No, I don't want to work like a dog regardless of how much I get paid. I want a comfy job that pays well and allows me to enjoy my time and money.

>>47679019
I can't do manual labor, which is the only thing I'm qualified for. I can stand for 20 minutes at most, and probably going to need a wheelchair by forty.

>>47679178
You don't need a phd to lift heavy stuff. Those "requirements" are there to weed out retards.

>>47679288
>Warehouse
Not many here, they usually ask 1 year of experience
>Landscaping
First time hearing of something like that, never saw a job form for that.
>grocery store
Sure, if you enjoy working 12 hours a day with less than half of minimun wage
>cleaning
They usually ask for +30 people, women or 2 years of experience
>trashman
You have to know someone, they pay well.

>>47679312
A hag isn't going to want a lazy man who thinks he is too good to have a job

>>47679312
you could work your way up to the comfy job by doing the labor job for a bit and then moving up. it’s what I did
>>47679370
is your body fucked or are you just lazy?

>>47679795
NTA but bluecollars jobs are really different in the USA huh, here blue collars jobs don't pay shit. People who work there is the bottom of society who need any amount of money. Wish it were like the USA where you can work and make a lot of cash there. I already did job like that but got payed 1/3rd of minimun wage

>>47679312
I had to work for free and work at a burger place for a few years before working where I work now I'm an editor
The comfortable jobs don't just fall on your lap anon. Not unless nepotism is on your side.

>>47679819
Body fucked. Broke my back at 11, never healed quite right.
But even before then I was more intellectually inclined. I've only ever been halfway decent at two things, and they don't make cash.
>Docent
Volunteer work, no one pays you for that shit.
>Birder
A hobby, not a profession, and a surprisingly expensive one.

>>47680128
>Docent
Why don't you try to become a teacher?

>>47679819
You usually know someone or gave boomers boners by embodying the "firm handshake" meme. One guy I know that works at a port will get his dad's position, but the guy is on call for 12 hours. Fuck that.
>>47679795
I'm not lazy, I simply value my time. Plus, I'm hot so yeah they'd like me lol.
>>47679949
I have to study and do long rotations in a hospital so I can become a physical therapist. I do not regret a single moment.

>>47680196
How am I supposed to discipline students if I myself have zero discipline?

>>47680321
You don't need to be a good teacher, they almost don't exist nowadays

>>47680341
I hate to imagine how much worse things have gotten in the ten years since I dropped out of college.

>>47680321
You can learn something by teaching it. Also as long as you aren't a rabid cunt you're a better teacher than most.

>>47680341
Teacher's were terrible even when I was a teenager, Which was over a decade ago. How much worse did it get?

>>47680246
i gave boomers boners by being a good worker. just be better than everyone else and put on a good face even if you think your boss is a retard. get friendly with the cool higher ups and you’ll be golden. charisma has carried me through most of the promotions i’ve had in my adult life
>>47680128
i’m sorry to hear that bud. thankfully online work is pretty lucrative nowadays so maybe if you polish your neet skills you could do something with that

>>47680581
>college
Just teach Elementary school, as long as you don't verbally abuse any kid you're better than most teachers

>>47679940
I'm northern europoor but it's still a western country so not that much different from burgerland.
I don't know the right word for it but I worked few years for a company that did pretty much all kinds of handyman stuff. From basic janitor cleaning, installing things, to landscaping grass cutting/yard maintenance, shoveling snow, trash collecting, storage clearance, plumbing, electricity. Of course some stuff you needed training but not having that didn't get you rejected and they were willing to train you.
It was pretty nice since we either worked alone or in small groups just answering calls and going where people needed stuff done.

>>47680642
How do you put on a good face while working ? I got critiziced once for having my neutral face when I was working alone (Not customer service)

>>47680246
This sounds like an attitude problem

>>47680667
I was referring to college in the sense of going back and getting a degree. Anyway I absolutely look like I rape children.

Weird thread contents, but I got my first "job" today (its only a month long assignment at a car shop) with minimum wage and 46 hour work week changing, cleaning stacking car tires etc. Got an engineering degree and all but this is the best Ive been offered in a year of unemployment so Im pretty happy to work at all

How do you go about meeting hags?

>>47680892
Yeah this is just making me depressed. Anyway post hags being cute.

>>47680892
>weird thread contents
every once in a while we have these kind of talks, after all one has to improve himself to get a hag wife

>>47680732
I meant just be easy to work with. do your job competently and give your boss respect even if they are a moron. idk about the face thing. your boss sounds like a dick or was just busting your balls

>>47681020
>your boss sounds like a dick
Yeah, he was. Always tried to avoid spending money in the materials and work security stuff, I was working in a carpentry at that time

>>47681088
yeah, i’d recommend working for a corp if you can. starting pay might not be the highest but atleast there’s regulations and laws to prevent that kind of shit from happening

>>47681008
I think it's because most of us are in our late 20s and 30s so every once and a while, these deep talks happen.

>>47681927
According to our last census most of the thread is 20-24, but having deep talks between Men is something you can only do in an anonymous board or with your close friends, and with the latter you may not always get an honest answer like here.
Love hags and love hagbros!

post ASMR hags
my thread is DEAD I only want sex

>>47682352

>>47682352
and my all time favorite hag, vtuber and asmr creator

>>47682352
I'm more of a Ronomiya kind of guy

>>47682352
If you're ok with ASMR Talking about your daily problems

>>47682352
I’ll post some asmr hag titties when I get home if you can help out your bros and drop some humming asmr or your all time favorite asmr

>>47682590
She still does ASMR?

>>47682733
For members, though as I said It's mostly her using the ASMR mic to have really personal talks

>>47682603
I'm not sure if Necoma Karin counts as a hag, but she has fat tits, and with time on our side eventually becomes a hag. If you enjoy the link below I'll post nintendo64 strings to her much more explicit fc2 streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foiWY1zmgXQ

>>47683406
Oh my gah, I’m getting bricked up at work. Drop the n64 when you can homie. Crazy to hear her mic sound so clear while there’s girls with KUs that sound like they’re underwater

>>47680821
Hmm not really. It sounds like you have a problem with him.

>>47683887
This one dropped approx. 9 days ago but it might be her best. Prepare to become infinitely bricked.

YUhSMGNITTZMeTloYm05dVptbHNaWE11WTI5dEwzRTNkamR6WTJ4a2VqWXZNakF5TTE4d05GOHdPRjlPWldOdmJXRmZTMkZ5YVc1ZlZuUjFZbVZ5WDBGVFRWSmZiVFJo

>>47684298
>YUhSMGNITTZMeTloYm05dVptbHNaWE11WTI5dEwzRTNkamR6WTJ4a2VqWXZNakF5TTE4d05GOHdPRjlPWldOdmJXRmZTMkZ5YVc1ZlZuUjFZbVZ5WDBGVFRWSmZiVFJo
This isn't base64

>>47684298
Is this a mag link? Still looks like a wall of text when I pasted it to decode

>>47684665
I experienced this on /t/ threads a couple weeks ago, idk if if the "meta's" changed or if people are just fucking stuff up

>>47683406
Damn, that's the good shit. Would be perfect if she's confirmed a hag.

>>47676562
I want a traditional japanese wedding with Mio
That shit’s fucking kino, you get to wear a yukata as a suit and the bride a kimono like pic related,
Wedding reception you get to break a really expensive giant sake cask open instead of a cake and drink from it, her dad may give you a family sword (to flex when you do iaido practice) or land in Gunma

>>47684665
>>47684667
run it twice lol

>>47684844
I don't remember where I saw it but I remember one gaijin friend of a gaijin Japan tuber I follow had a traiditional japanese wedding with his wife. It's really kino. I mean anything is better than the current western "weddings" that are just really expensive parties

>>47684953
Sucks that so many JP women want a “fairytale Western wedding” but it’s just for show, the real wedding is going down the prefecture ward office to sign a marriage document
We need more kino japanese trad weddings, saw one in Meiji shrine when I went to JP and it was amazing, think it may have been a hag wedding too

>>47685114
Hags just make everything better

is it just me or have we been getting a lot of new haglovers recently?

>>47684873
based, love an anon who can deliver. your chubba will be welcomed ceremoniously into the halls of hagdom when she ripens

>>47685294
Divegras exposure + hags having great lives and collabs between eachother have brought more believers

>>47680642
Yeah dude, that's what I meant by that comment. You have to kiss ass. You have to pretend to be entertained by boring conversations. I don't. The growth in my workplace is guaranteed. I only depend on myself for it. The only to fuck it up is by either assaulting a patient or telling the director of therapy to fuck off.
I do think however that you have a good head on your shoulders and respect the hustle - my point is I don't like blue collar stuff, I thankfully do not have to deal with kissing ass and I realized young I'd much rather get paid for what I know than for what I do because I become harder to replace and get away with working cozier positions that let me enjoy my money and time. Sure, I would probably have bought a house at 22 if I was an electrician or did some other technical college thing like that but I'd be swamped in work and frankly, most blue collar people don't work with a set goal in mind like you did, they work to have money to live.

>>47685453
also 200th thread buff

>>47680892
aircraft anon here
I started out as a tyre fitter, hard on your body but you'll get hench pretty quickly slinging about tyres. I actually fitted a set of tyres for my mate the other day, you forget how heavy 4x4 tyres are when you've not lifted one for a couple years

>>47685342
Thank you, bro. I had to double-encode the link due to how powerful the ASMR within is.

>>47685294
200th thread is where I learned about hags and now I'm here to stay.

>>47684844
>>47684953
>>47685114
Japanese traditional Christian wedding.
The best combination of the west and the east imho

>>47684298
I'm very stupid and new, how do i get this to work

>>47687053
see >>47684873

google base64 decoder and decode the string as many times as you need to

>>47686245
feel free to shill any asmr hags here. we’ve been timelooping the same hags for a while so it’d be nice to see some fresh faces

>>47687471
Heard that Suou Patra is a hag
Pretty good asmr

>>47687471
Also remember that you can play your hag oshi stream on our cytube
https://hag.420699.xyz/

>>47686872
Man, some of you with actual yellow Jap fever better get used to the idea that at best, she would not mind if you and the child are Christian. She won't convert if she isn't already.
>Marine
She went to a school for the experience bro. Even thinking you'd marry her is less of a delusion than thinking she is actually Christian or Catholic.

>>47687661
>compromise
Kind of the reason we're in such a desolate state that we're in today but alright
>Marine
Never considered her to be authentic, people comment and meme on it at most from what I know, I don't even know why you brought her up

>>47687661
You don't have to be a diehard fan of God to be a Christian, anon. Also 1/3rd of Japanese believe in the Christian God and anyways Japanese "religion" doesn't clash with Christianity so there's nothing stopping you from experiencing both

Fatto catto with Miosha tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mXfVkUUP0

>>47688149
More VODs for me I guess

>>47687919
>>47687927
You are deluding yourselves too much and if you want her to be Christian, you would have 100x easier if she is Western.
But enough about that offtopic bullshit, hag time.

>>47691120
>if you want her to be Christian
No one mentioned that but ok

>>47691237
It's the usual schizo once again. By now you should be able to see his posting style and not reply to his garbage posts

>>47687559
so. fvcking. zased. I'll try sleeping to her ASMR tonight.

>>47691359
NTA but her ASMR plays for me automatically all the time.
Every single time I would leave the video on over night and I would always wake up to YouTube autoplaying her ASMR.
It's been doing this for 4 years now.

>>47691349
>he was solely responsible for derailing the conversation
>still made a post about getting back on topic
I'll never understand the mental gymnastics of modern day posters

which one of you hag chads is gonna step up the challenge and soothe this hag's tummy? she's probably brapping too

>>47694258
Imagine laying besides her, spooning her while you caress her tummy...

>>47674159
>be happy with yourself
Come on anon

>>47694258
if a hag in gastrointestinal distress farded on my dick while she was in the little spoon position, I would simply pretend I heard nothing to spare her the embarrassment

>>47694974
come on anon, you're telling me you wouldn't burst into laughter when you felt your dick n balls vibrate a little when she toots one out on you? kek i drunk farted in exes face once while she blew me. she didn't laugh

>>47695436
Anecdotally speaking, I would lol and blame it on a duck, but 3D girls don't seem to appreciate that

Hags?

>>47696129
Hags !
https://pastebin.com/zcY1fGDq

>>47674499
Potpourri and Bengay cream.

baker anon, why don't we add the cytube to the OP? i understand now wanting to clutter the top but one link wouldn't hurt. i probably should've bookmarked

>>47696486
'aight, I'll add it on the next thread

>>47696532
nice, thanks

>>47674499
linens and afghan hash

Have y'all been breeding your hags?

>>47699875
I've been trying!

Post some booba hags!

>>47703076
imagine the bra sweat accumulation after a long day. . .

>>47703306
>Tfw Lui wife never ever
At the rate shit's going I'm convinced I'll end up being one of those 40+ men who end up settling for a girl half their age 'cause they've daddy issues
Writting that made me wonder whether I've mommy issues myself and whether a hag would only ever look at my current self as "Better than nothing"

I hate women but I love hags

shill your hagshi music

>>47676082
>>47704893
>Want a hagwife but absolutely hate most women
Such is the case for over half of us here lmao I can't stand the troglodytes and harlots near my age and selectively seek women at minimum 5+ years older than me for everything from social connections to a potential mate

>>47711253
https://youtu.be/YPm9T622OX0
>>47712846
You're never going to find happiness with that kind of attitude.

>>47713203
There's nothing wrong with disliking retarded women, anon. You don't love every person in the world.

>>47713486
If Jesus did then I can try.

>>47713596
In my version he didn't.

>>47713596
By God is it not getting easier. Even when I do tolerate the plagued masses, that doesn't mean I have to compromise and lower my standards in terms of who I choose to spend my time around and connect with, God wouldn't want that for me unless he's got other plans. I'm set on becoming a lighthouse instead of a wandering ship in a sea of degeneracy

>>47686009
I do lift weights a lot but I know that's not comparable to actual manual labor in germs of wearing you down, but I hope it gets easier after about a week.

hags in longdresses

Sadly, we don't really know if Izutsu (Polka's Poruka no Densetsu, manager/helper) is a hag, we'll never know

>>47715128

>>47715214
Mama...

Are the hags going to do anything special on Hitler's birthday tomorrow? The hag-like woman of my dreams, Karin Necoma, is recovering from a sore throat at the moment.

>>47715322
Oh, tomorrow is his birthday anniversary? Makes you contemplate life, huh.
And of course none of the hags will do anything about it anon, don't be retarded kek

>>47715128

>>47715411
if not for the illness I'm sure Karin would pour one out for the big man

>>47715539
Don't really know who's Karin, mind shilling her a little bit? Is she a hag?

sorry, i'm about to derail any non horny thought you were having

>>47715707
Is it horny hours?

When are we getting Towa again?

>>47716240
right now

>>47716240
>>47716280
When she becomes a hag

>>47715461
I need to be breastfed by Marine

>>47715707
you see, the thing is, I was just posting about wanting to give tenma children, so I wasn't that far off

Where can I find a suitable hag for marriage and impregnation?

HAG LOVE

I need to snipe Necoma Karin with my fuck shot

>>47715707
Holy kino, Senchou! Fuck the back of her head. This is my new Marine cooking pic!

Hags

Why do all the hags I date have nothing in common with me? I am 24 and I play basketball and vidya it's so hard keeping conversations with hags.

>>47727074
Watch netflix shitty romance shows instead.

>>47727108
Fuck that I need to go to cons so I can find fun hags

>>47727074
What interests do they have? I never found it difficult to keep up a conversation so maybe your just unlucky

>>47727565
Just TV and photography and shit. I don't watch TV so I kind of come up short on conversations also I'm probably autistic too.

>>47727649
Well I don't know much about recent stuff on TV as well but I did share childhood with nowadays hags so on that front I just go with pure nostalgia. Although I found that most of the fun hags to hang around where I live are the once you find while going hiking or biking. Most of the others are just couch potatoes. Never been to many cons since they're pretty rare and the couple big ones are pretty distant so I can't vouch for that. Keep up the good hunt hagbro!

>>47727074
Easy
Find girls in the hobbies that you do or take up je that sounds interesting that may have a 50/50 split
I do archery and cycling and there’s a bunch of girls in events and tournaments, kinda hot when a girl outshoots you or beats you on a climb, it just motivates you to get stronger (and the praise from the hags fuels my mommy kink)
But that’s something I liked before I thought about dating

>>47727649
Join a photography group, the girls that are there are just as autistic as you about photos, everyone else is a old boomer doctor guys showing off their $4k toy that they don’t know how to use

Koone!

Any handholding? or kissing and hugging while fucking?

>>47730086
What about handholding while she’s riding cowgirl and looking into your eyes?

>>47730200
That's perfect for impregnation in your first night after the wedding, you're a good man anon.

>>47727074
From my own personal experience, the ones who are a decade older than you(if you're mid 20's) tend to be much more into normie stuff like TV and movies, the newer hags early 30's have a greater chance of being into anime and manga.
It is imperative that you at least have some financial knowledge though, older women tend to underestimate you if they just think you're a kid. And also personal hygiene >>> fitness when it comes to hags. Ideally you are fit and tidy though.

>>47727868
>>47728081
I will have to take up cycling as basketball is a sausage fest hahaha. I did grow up on Fraser and my wife and kids, but most hags I date never watched those.
>>47728333
I don't like photography, it's mainly the girls who like that shit I have no experience in that stuff :(
>>47730773
Yeah I'm 24 and all they like is movies and tele and shitty music like Adele, I need to find newer hags lol. Many hags call me baby boy and shit and I keep hygienic and exercise, but I think It's because I have no social skills, and I am new to the dating scene (used to be fat af)

>>47731026
>Yeah I'm 24 and all they like is movies and tele and shitty music like Adele, I need to find newer hags lol. Many hags call me baby boy and shit and I keep hygienic and exercise, but I think It's because I have no social skills, and I am new to the dating scene (used to be fat af)
You should definitely go for hags closer to your age range then, or if you're lucky you'll find one who is an older sister and used to take care of her many younger brothers with her mom. These ones will understand you in a deeper level as the older hags want you to be more mature like men their age, but the newer ones are more open to letting you open up about being a sperg.

I was on the same boat as you so don't give up! it takes practice to be social and understand yourself and how to navigate your own shortcomings.
Once you get the hang of it and become more confident you'll see the older women you pursue become more adoring of you and submissive too.
It's such a rush to listen to a woman older than you call you daddy...

>>47731026
Cycling can be a sausage fest but it depends, though the good thing is you’ll get fit and all the girls you meet will be fit too, moreso road cycling cause mountain biking is dudebros
Had a national coach hag on my road group ride, she pushed my pace so hard I almost got a chub in my shorts
Fencing is ok to meet girls but not many adult classes, too much cunny for my liking
Archery is pretty 50/50 cause most girls who got into it did it through Girl Scouts, camp or the Hunger Games

>>47731239
What age range do you recommend? I have dated women from 30 to 36 also my parents hated how I dated a 30-year-old a few months back, is there anyway to get people to not judge me or my older love interests.
Thanks for the dating advice /hag/ bro, it's pretty exciting dating women way older than me and it's more fun.

>>47731560
Yeah, cycling sound the best, I never really liked fencing or archery but they're cool still. I dont mind dating girls my age but its just not as exciting as dating older women.

>>47731973
Whatever you pick that gets you /out/ and something you enjoy is good
The feeling of going 25-30mph and lazer focusing on a hot hag’s butt in a paceline so you don’t crash (cause the rider in front shows when to stop by putting a fist on their ass) is indescribable
I also lie and tell any girl in an event to go ahead of me on climbs because I’m shit, drop my pace to save my lungs and see some hag butt
Got some help once from a girl cause my tire leaked air, got her number later and now she’s my riding buddy

>>47731607
>is there anyway to get people to not judge me or my older love interests.
There's no tricks for dealing with family. It's either stick it to them or leave them. Age gaps become irrelevant after you turn 30 unless you're talking decade+ age gaps.

>>47731560
>Fencing is ok to meet girls but not many adult classes
Sucks to live in a small city. We only have one or two fencing clubs. One of them is specifically made for larpers.

>>47715101
Update, I'm dead and want a hag wife more than ever and a warm meal to come home to,. Apparently the average endurance for seasonal workers like me during the rush is 3 days so Im hoping to at least hit 4.

>wake up
>botan shishiro isn't my wife

>>47730086
I want rough doggy style while choking her with a belt
These are hags anon, leave that school yard shit for the zoomers. You need to FUCK them, not just fuck them.

>>47737871
Based
I wanna tie Fubuki up and dominate her (because she’s begging me to) only after edging her and she tells me she’s a good girl and watch while she squirts so hard she soaks through the bedsheets
Maybe make her wear an anal plug for good measure and only let her take it out to shit

>hag
>her breasts are oversized and saggy
>stomach has fat on it
>her pubic hair is so dense and unkept you can barely see any details from a short distance
>she keeps looking at pictures of babies, but is also insecure about being too old to be pregnant
and this is actually what you all want?...

>>47741418
I'll take 2.

>>47741418
Yes, filling her up countless times to make a baby and changing that sadness to happiness once she's holding our child in her hands has got to be one of the best highs you can get in this life

>>47741418
I’m getting bricked up, stop teasing me anon

>>47741418
I only wish for this

>>47741418
What type of woman do you want, anon?

>>47741418
>saggy
>fat
>hairy
>old
Sounds like heaven. Reconsider your life choices.

>>47741418
It's not so much the physical for me just the attitude. I really like younger women if they are kind and nice to me as well.
I do prefer hairy cunts and big tits, and a bit of fat isn't an issue.

>go to Japan
>get ad on YouTube
>click on it out of curiosity
>site that wants me to immediately marry women over the age of 30

Bros

>>47744173
Might be a virus but just maybe it might really be hags

>>47741418
Make her nipples dark and some stretch marks and I’m sold

>>47747551
https://twitter.com/moketa11/status/1648717233953308672
That's one very attractive hag

>>47741418
Yes

imagine the smell hagbros
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1649069590780219393?s=20

>>47661241
>https://files.catbox.moe/7fca3x.jpeg
i did not expect to see Siege here, i like it

Does anyone know the name of an audio/asmr specific website that was posted in one of these threads months ago? Not much to go off, but I think people were linking resources to find more hag material.

>>47767567
DLsite?

>>47767567
I dont have the one that anon shared but I have one similar. let me get home and I post it

>post spoilered marine in an apron more than 12 hours ago
>go about day
>make fun of mori in a catalog thread
>immediate ban for pornography
Nice fucking bias janny. Pregnant pics and just normal lewds that don’t break any rules get deleted here while there’s pics of gura masturbating with her trident left in other threads. Is there anything that can be done about this? Will submitting feedback actually do anything? Shits getting out of hand

>>47770901
Jannies only care about EN. They are unironically faggots
>>47767567
>>47768335
https://www.asmr.one/works

>>47770901
Stay strong Marine bro

>>47772971
>>47773548
I’ve known they’re bias for a while but man the fucking pettiness of banning cause I lightly made fun of one of them is ridiculous. They won’t deter me from posting but god damn I’m sick of these senseless banning and deleting

>>47770901
Jannies being genuine paid shills for certain tubers is not a new occurrence. Its like when you had neogaf mods policing /v/ for wrongthink. They just infiltrate and suck their cheeto covered fingers as a job. Its better to just not talk about m*ri and let her rot with her low numbers.

>>47774846
NTA, but I'm fine with her, she's my least unfavorite Myth member.

>>47774846
all I said was that she was bad at games kek babies who can’t even handle this level of bants will never be able to handle teasing from a hag

>>47770901
There's been at least one Mori jannie since forever, and they just delete or ban anyone who criticizes the brapper. She's easily one of the easiest persons to get banned over along side some Nijis and a few others. If you don't actually do anything wrong they just make it up. I still fill out a feedback form whenever I remember to, which admittedly isn't often, but if they do anything they just keep replacing them with even more assblasted cuckbeats.

>>47770901
>>47770901
Mods here have been terrible for a long time, fetish threads got deleted but threads like /uoh/ and /jidf/ rampantly post about loli ringo with no repercussion, grooming of that one underage chuuba was allowed to go on, jannies are genuine pedos
Prove me right and drop a ban, tranny

>>47780436
I was a long time regular in /preg/. I miss it.

I want to expand. Can I please have some hag Niji recommendations

>>47781505
Nina Kosaka is a good one.

which hag would be the most aggressive during intercourse?

>>47781944
>Fubuki
>Polka
>Mio
>Koyori

>>47680892
>engineering degree
And here we seem to have a shortage of engineers. I was hired to work part time as an engineer on my second year at uni.

>>47781505
I occasionally watch Dola, she's got a really laid back vibe to her.

>>47781798
Thanks!
>>47783249
Holy Sex...

>>47781505
Inui Toko if you want a nijihag with a great singing voice.

I slept on this girl for far too much. I started watching her this year because of map game and I genuinely can say that I hate myself for not picking her sooner. She's super nice and lovable!

>>47783621
Fuck she's so cute

>>47785254
Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ihvS7IZ0c

>>47786398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zUUTStJxM0
いぬじゃない?

Polka butt

>>47770901
>>47780436
another day, another recollection of the faggots running this sad excuse of a board. shame.
I'll take any and all opportunities to continuously enlighten people about the dystopia we post on though >>29210208 >>27009973

i'm 20 and honestly i rather young looking people

But there is something about Marine that makes me lust after her, i usually care about the age gap and rather younger people but i don't care when it's about marine
all i can think about whenever i listen to her moans or singing is how much i want to fertilize her egg, become her household and raise a child while she gets money from youtube

Marine i love you please give me a chance, only a zoomer coomer and satisfy a Hag like you

>>47789977
>only a zoomer coomer and satisfy a Hag like you
Slow down buster. You probably wouldn't even know what to do with a girl like Senchou

>>47661582
Only one way to find out.

>>47792084
just puy my dick in her pussy anon, can't be that hard

>>47793175
I meant in terms of experience and lust anon. Not the actual penetration part

>>47793243
do you really want me to elaborate on what would i do to senchou's lustful body?

>>47793406
Yes

>>47793511
come on anon...jannies will be mad if i tell you how hard would i sex marine
you really want me to elaborate on that?

>>47793680
She's going to spin you around like the little bitch you are anon. You still haven't realised it yet

>get a ban for posting in /become/
Allright.
>now that the ban ended, get another one for posting a pregnant Koyori picture 2 days ago
It's really obvious they are targetting regulars here.

>>47794014
Marine is a big glass cannon

>>47794014
i don't want to just fuck Marine anon i want get fucked by Marine too, i want to missionary her and restrain her arms to make her fat milkers bounce, i would kiss her while i grope her boobs and make her beg me to stop
after that i'll go doggy style with her and grab her twintails like a bike handle and try to reach her womb
then once i'm about cum i'll pour all of it on her back.
i would lay in bed tired but Marine always wants more, she would blow my flacid dick in revenge, making me hard again, then she would ride my cock until her egg gets fertilized or she cames, whatever happens first

we would lay in bed together holding hand while our tired and naked sweaty body recovers for round two

>>47792158
Me and my future wife
Couldn't find good swimsuit pic to use