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>>47544463
fata moru always attracts greynames who can't read rules. I said before, his mods are shit

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Nijiboys x IPSTAR Collab: https://weibo.com/u/6509826766
Mysta and Alban at Sutera Anime Fest (malaysia) May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Sakura Bloom
Luca Bday

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIKBBkd8It8
Hex Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_O15uOSPJ0
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk

morgana's backstory is intense

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>47544833
my brain is conflicted between feeling bad and imagining wife in her place

wife as a shota prostitute...

damn mel

Oh god he's going to get so confused. Oh God.

>>47545327
Imagine the

>>47545693
SEX. lucky vox

>>47545693
TOT uuuuoooohh

*cuts your arm off*
heh nothing personel kid

I REALLY like this scene in requiem.

>>47546783
oh, oh i need to see wife voice this

>>47546845
Requiem in general has some of the best scenes in my opinion, the ending especially... It's so hopeless. So I hope over eager idiots who are trying to spoil the fun for him don't turn him off from trying it.

>>47546783
i feel like i'd enjoy fata moru playing it on my own, as much as i love wife's dub in the end he ends up giving the character personlity, if that makes sense? and i think i can only focus on things like this with reading only

>>47547021
Don't worry I get what you mean exactly, if I like something I usually let myself experience it by myself first before watching how other people go through it because yes, everyone influences how they see the story and only your own perspective really feels right, while watching someone else for the first time you are kind of sharing it with them, your thoughts more directed in how they see things. VODs will be there (hopefully, I'm still not sure they have requiem's perms) if you ever want to come back to them!

>>47546914
i too hope he gets to play it! i love pain, give me more

Hehe I love mass hysteria so much, we need more of it

imagine doing all of this for pussy

>>47547903
No I get him

morganas backstory with fuchan but instead of blood its fulgurs milk uwoooooo

cute wife AH

>>47548016
Miraculous breast milk from one saint village shota...

let me see that michussy

wife... pat pat

I'm crying because Fuuchan doubts Giselle, nooooooooo... Oh. Okay fine. Don't make me cry so easily what the heck

>>47548570
He doesn't... Technically, have that either... True suffering, no dick game but no pussy game either, true misery

>>47548837
no he's a ken doll down there? no wonder he's depressed

mysta schedule

>>47548923
No I meant more like he doesn't have a proper "functional" pair of anything down there, he can't give birth basically. It's not female genitalia either. But in that age no dick meant you are a woman so. He still developed male secondary sex characteristics, deeper voice, no breasts etc. Fuuchan gets it already which is fucking incredible.

>>47548960
gotta catch that truck simulator stream

>>47549105
it comes up surprisingly often as a trope in manga, now that i think about it. requiem of the rose king in recent memory, but definitely older examples i can't think of right now

Can someone who’s good at chess history tell me what year this is, I don’t care if it’s just a joke I got my lore crumbs
https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1648020158768640005

>>47549361
>Chess first appeared in India about the 6th century CE. By the 10th century it had spread from Asia to the Middle East and Europe.

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!! JWU and saw his tweet... stupid boy just say you're taking some time off next time, then there's no expectations. Tentatively excited for Wednesday?

>>47549461
So what he said in the minecraft stream might be a real thing, cute thousand year old husband

>>47549105
so they can't even do the do? oof

>>47549670
Did the math, I love my about 1440 year old demon!

>>47550364
Probably can just without any procreation possibility, so not christian enough for their century.

>>47550430
>14
TOT

GIVE ME THE WIFE AV LINK AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

wife's nuts...

holy parasocial sheep

the only streams we have later is kyo and ver?

wife you retard

>>47552071
What did he think was going to happen. He didn't think

wife squirting on us

>>47551905
doppio probably at his usual time doing more of that papa's frezzeria game

>>47552133
peroperopero

AAAAH CUTE WIFE HISSING

>hissing at his cats
this man is cute and mentally ill

>four-year lease
where is the frog wave, we need the people's uprising already

my childhood dog used to like to roll on shit too for no fucking reason

>>47552732
dogs are really into poop...... one of my parents' dogs would eat the other one's poop....

wife is the last one standing...

>>47552822
>A dog may eat poop because they are missing important nutrients in their own diet or they are not properly absorbing certain nutrients in their food during digestion
well there's a reason for it i guess

wife gone...

>>47552960
i think it was just him being a puppy, thankfully he's grown out of it. puppies are similar to human babies in many ways..

>>47553167
ah it was s puppy? yeah they eat shit (sometimes literally) all the time, my dog when he was a puppy was like that too

It's so fucking over

>>47553330
yeah, thinking back he tried to eat everything back then. at least he didn't chew the drywall like my friend's golden kek

God this week's stream was sooooo good, I love Morgana so much, got a little taste and now desperate for the possibility of Requiem. I don't mind if he does it much much later, I just really want to see him go through it. This was great. He managed to empathize so well with Morgana and it seemed to me like he really liked just how miserable it was except for any rape or prostitution implications which is. understandable. It hurts a bit to see how strongly that affects him, I just want to pat his head. Him almost crying today was also great. I am really biased because Morgs is my favourite character by far so seeing him like her still to this extent even before we get deeper into the meat of what the hell happened with her life is nice.
His little moments of hating Mell were glorious, he's truly synchronising with his white haired brethren. I'm excited for the last chapter.
His predictions and the story timeline of events is kind of all over the place with wild predictions but also he got some things so precisely correct it's scary, terrifying guy, he's so lost on some things it's baffling but he got things other people had to be spoonfed so fast. It's fun to witness. I also feel like I don't mention his VA work quite enough, shits hard man, 3-4 hours of intense VA while also paying attention to the story to the extent that he does is incredible and he's not cutting corners anywhere.
His brainstorming sessions with superchats after the game get him so deep into his head I can hear the gears turning and him running around the maze in his head, he throws so much things out right as they come to his head and even he realizes how improbable most of them are but he just doesn't stop, theory machine.
Excited for... uhhh next week? Or he might decide to do it three weeks later I guess? I didn't really get that part but I have the patience of Giselle when it comes to these streams, it's worth it. That you for the great stream Fuuchan.

>>47554017
i will not listen to mysta i will ignore this whore fox. i refuse to believe it's not the outfits

>>47554017
The voices told me he's lying

>>47554017
I will never trust mysta with anything, dude can barely take care of himself

>>47554090
ex-idol mane-san, whether you're real or a rrat from main, please come through with the perms... wife really likes kids and can't stand to see them hurt, especially knowing he used to work with them. he decided to postpone door 7 until after his break. i'm always glad to see your liveposting and your thoughts in general during his fatamoru streams!

>>47554017
He's not going to Tom Holland if it's actually an outfit reveal announcement. Man can keep a secret if he needs to

>>47554906
Thank you! Three weeks it is then, probably will get to the end somewhere in summer if all goes well for him.
>wife really likes kids and can't stand to see them hurt
It's one of the reasons I want to see him go through requiem, he's going to be so crushed. Sorry Fuuchan.

mysta is a liar and i'll punish him by sucking his dick dry

Foxes are known as wily trickers in folklore. Do not trust mysta

>>47555118
i cannot wait, i hope he cries for real

>>47554090
i echo this completely, wife spoils us rotten

mysta...hang in there buddy

>>47555936
I find it funny how some people can't read between the lines and think he's actually happy kek

>>47556227
>some people
They're just ESL

https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1648056532662202368
no doppio stream today, which is fine by me cause i got hours of ryushen's 100 songs karaoke left to watch

>>47556950
aieeeee nooooo

ugly fat fuck

>>47558063
Matches how lion lucubs are also ugly, mafia lucubs are much better

>>47558460
I think the mafia designs are too samey, reminds me of the old vsf squad sonny had before birthing the briskadets. Tho i do think lucubs would look a little better with more hair...

LOVE!

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1648071676603539457
kek uki

>>47560323
The fucking plonk and then nope is imaculate comedy

>>47558800
lucubs remind me of tintin

>>47560323
how does he sound even more gay just by audio

to that other lucub yume i talked about commissions with, i got a sketch back of the kissing commission. it wasnt that scary and the artist complimented me saying my self insert with him is cute. hope your commission comes out cute too!

>>47554017
He's full of shit (affectionate)

i miss shu

I hate the real world, I couldn't catch fuuchan live today because I had things to do, god I want to be a shut in so badly

Vox please stop having huge gaps in your timeline, what the fuck were you doing for 1100 years, hitting rocks in a cave all day?

>>47563846
He was alseep in a coffin and ended up in japan like dio

>>47563932
He probably was a neet in the underworld for a thousand years, got kicked out to honshu and fucked around in his cave for a while, and then decided to start the clan. What a guy

>>47564177
Spent 500 years being a neet in the underworld playing hell's equivalent of fnaf

>>47564576
Bro had to wait 1500 years for fnaf to get made again by a christian

>>47561308
That's so freaking adorable, I'm happy to hear it! I plan on talking to an artist this week, payday can't come fast enough. Cheers to cute kissing commissions and kind artists!

>>47556950
pio works hard, im glad to see him resting because i wouldn't want him to burn out

>>47563717
I hope you enjoy the vod still. World cold but

>>47566021
World cold but wife is warm and soft

miss wife and his big tits

>>47567903
*small tits

>>47568565
his tits are big and juicy ok stop spreading misinformation around

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKueCuPD9I

>>47569045
whether big or small, they're good because they're his tits!

Imagine shota demon being taught how to satisfy humans sexually for food by the other incubi

>>47569444
is he old enough to cum or will he be young anough to only be able to piss himself

>>47569045
Tiny flat tits with NO milk because he's too young

>>47569752
I would like to think that demon physiology would allow him to cum as a kid

many thoughts coursing through my head. that entire fukuma actor AU i brainrotted about but in reverse. and more of an idol AU instead.

>>47571022
>idol vox
imagine

kyo's stream is putting me to sleep

>>47572160
Is that a good or a bad thing?

Ver w/Merryweather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776tr6vurNA

>>47572235
bad he's too silent. i don't think anyone can sleep with kyo's voice, it's not the most soothing

>>47571604
He's getting into so many dating scandals because he's literally a whore, fuuchan uses it as yume fuel because one day it might be him

>>47573801
fuuchan jerking it on his vox bedsheets surrounded by his vox posters next to his vox shrine... he'd write self-insert fanfic and would make a bit of a name for himself among the fanbase for being a rare yumedanshi. although my original idea was that he manages to get into the same company as vox... or even that they trained together but vox debuted first...

>>47574357
fuuchan acting aloof to vox when they finally start working together but he steals things like voxs hand towels and shorts from the training room and keeps them to fap

>>47574497
fuuchan holed up in a training room past midnight sobbing because he thinks vox hates him now, but also jerking it while sniffing a used towel he left behind. and then vox comes back to retrieve it and walks in on him

>>47574357
Fuuchan has been in the company for longer and has been a trainee for what seems like forever but never being able to debut or always debuting in failing groups so he has to keep going back to training. Then suddenly comes vox a young fresh faced boy excited to become an idol he is talented but not very polished. They get coupled together because fuu is older and is showing vox the ropes. They train together all the time but vox gets to debut first, everyone thinks that fuuchan is jealous of vox because he is much younger but more talented but fuuchan actually is insecure that he wants a much younger man who is way more successful

>>47565678
cheers to cute kissing commissions and nice artists!

>>47574942
that last part reminded me of erha kek. as usual, the age gap works either way for fukuma. washed up idol fuuchan who then clings to noctyx as his last chance and tries to put down his crush on vox but it keeps haunting him throughout every tiny interaction they have... it's especially painful because vox seems heads over heels in love with ike.

>>47575572
I mean the master falling for his disciple and vise versa is a common trope in danmei after all. Now is ikeakuma endgame is the question or are we going for a angsty he's actually my best friend you're misunderstanding situation?

>>47576389 (Me)
Man, talking about danmei is making me think of the svsss AU with Vox as LBH and Fuuchan as SQQ, it fits them so well ahhhh the misunderstanding and angst

kyo has the most punchable face in the whole branch

>kyo hates mint chocolate ice cream
YOU AIGHT WHITE BOY

>>47578286
Fuck kyo

>>47576389
i'm sorry milord but since there's no harem ending in a modern setting and this started as fukuma brainrot, ike is going to either reject him or vox will move on by himself.
>>47577161
i need more art of it

>>47578357 (me)
I'm going to anti kyo so hard

>>47578983
cope and seethe more even the most mentally ill liver from en knows it's shit

>>47579206

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! :]

>>47578589
What if Ike rejected him and he got with fuuchan as rebound but after a while he actually does fall in love with fuufuu but fuuchan still thinks its a rebound/fwb situation.
I need porn of svsss fukuma with lbhs giant cock and wife getting destroyed by it. Veering into a different tangent here but wouldn't it be cute if Ikey is sqh and it's his novel but who would be mbj....

>>47578983
>>47579431
so cutee

>>47579431
where's the chocolate

>>47579747
https://twitter.com/_Lem97/status/1645803170357194752
This is the sauce I just edited in colour kek

>>47579771
Please... this is the best I can do with my ms paint quality edits

for everyone keeping up with lotb: it looks like baby briskadet has been submitted, we're #16.

thank you snakeanon and the drawanon(s) for sketching and making her ! i was happy to contribute some ideas and shes our perfect milker representative. if anyone sees actual baby briskadet around i hope she can see it.

>>47579921
ok i will draw you
>>47580436
nice! can't wait for babykadet to milk everyone

kindred come

I love us parasocial sheeps making merch of wife's shitty little drawing like a mom putting her kid's drawing on the fridge

>>47580745
milord SEX look at those fingers

>>47580436
I miss baby briskadet maybe if we get a black frenchie in the gamer wave she'll be scared into coming back
>>47580539
Your'e going to draw me? TT^TT thank you uweeee

>>47580940
He's going to need to trim those fucking nails if he's going to finger anyone

>>47580947
yeah and you look pathetic

>>47581272
I look adorable, thank you

>>47580745
MILORD SEXO NOW

>>47581272
>>47582090
cute

My lovingly rendered chocolate sheep

milord's second oufit is a walter white cosplay btw

>>47583611
is that me? i'm so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute omg

>>47583647

>>47580436
Unity we'll ensure Niji wins

>>47583842
Thanks ;;-;; haven't drawn anything since highschool this is the best I can do kek

>>47584062
Large soda bud looks so scary it's fucked up

>>47584196
it's very very cute thank you mwah

>>47584062
This is bizarrely endearing, ganba Niji reps!

https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1648176053825990657

what the fuck is wrong with sonny

>>47584471
This is me lovingly feeding you icecream

>>47584803
>>47584837
Nah he's real as hell for this komodo dragons are sick

>>47584803
>>47584837
>>47585213
https://youtu.be/LMFvEJXDAmY

>>47585368
t-t-thanks sonny for sharing that today

>>47585368
oh.....

>>47585307
AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME

>>47585368
wow...nature sure is....beautiful....

>>47585595
It's icecream made with love.....you have to eat it

>>47584837
sometimes i think the kadetposting of psycho sonny is exaggerated and then we see this

>>47584062
holy shit my fucking sides

good luck to us and good luck to main, i hope we go far

Fat cat

>>47585856
no....

ver trying to dodge merryweather straight up saying he's korean twice. i kinda feel bad for him but it's also funny cause it's the first thing everyone outside of xsoleil asks him. the 3/4th time it's happened. interesting instead of straight up denying it like in the past he said 'i haven't told that to chat'

ver also pretty adamant that doppio could punch a hole through the wall

>>47586439
EAT IT or I will be feeding you poop

>>47586587
didn't ver already say he's not? that he was learning korean?

>>47586587
What if he really isn't korean and is just a koreaboo....

>>47586703
ok fine i'll eat the damn ice cream ew

>>47586743
Not another one...

im getting this increasingly powerful yume urges for wife and its scaring me

>>47586931
welcome aboard the yume for wife train

>>47585975
https://twitter.com/youbenight/status/1577499517301428224
Look at him

>>47587004
his little sigh of wonder...the joy in his laugh as it slaughters it, why is this yandere so moe

>>47586931
>>47586975
I think every single comfydant has some sort of yume feeling towards wife no matter how minuscule the feeling is, I refuse to believe any sheep tha denies it and if they say so they're a fucking liar

>>47587004
No.....not the cat.......

>>47587063
He's not yandere he's just a little goofy

>>47587123
yeah he's adorable, mature, can cook? and is just very comfortable to be around, i'd say half of his regulars want to fuck him

>>47586587
First Kotoka, then Hex, and now Ver. Some people don't know when to leave shit alone.

>>47586741
before he said he wasn't and that he was just interested in the culture. but he said he grew up watching digimon in korean and has talked about korean children shows he watched growing up. nobody gave a shit about korean culture back in the early 2000s to learn about it or the language especially at whatever age he was at

>>47587221
His no parasocial I am not your friend stance in the beginning has created a very large group of fans that are yumes in denial it's pretty funny

>>47587262
i wonder why he won't just say he's korean then

>>47587263
I mean it's pretty obvious he is Korean his accent literally gives it away I just find it funny how he keeps dodging the question but it's also up to him if he wants to keep it a secret

>>47587536
Be like Mystra pretending he's not born in the UK

i hope when we get a new wave this thread can be a little more calm and not schizo

>>47587641
Yeah no, that not happening we are going to get MORE schizo

>>47587715
no i mean WE not being that schizo to new people, i feel like this general turned a little too rude to the point we lash out at very stupid things...

>>47587985
Older anons will return out of the wood work for projects or topics. Maybe you'll see more friendly faces over the Summer. Hopefully a new wave happens

>>47587123
I love Fulgur but I can't dredge up an iota of yume feelings for him. He is squarely in "reliable queer friend" territory, sprinkled with a bit of "extremely fucked up and being attracted to him would be a nightmare for both of us".

>>47587529
might not wanna deal with korean expectations on how he should talk/act. also he might have had dual citizenship but gave up his korean citizenship so he wouldn't have to enlist 2 years in the army. not sure if that's controversial though.

or in general he just doesn't feel comfortable sharing information. he even refused to tell merryweather if he was living in america or not.

>>47588038
I know, I know, but I think we as whole need a little more patience when we get into discussions too (like the last one with ike/pio). It's not about old anons or new anons, it's about not calling everyone you disagree with 'schizo'

>>47587985
I agree some people here act like they're pmsing 24/7 and could stand to be a bit more reasonable but I will continue to tell retards who type like they're 14 and just learned about this place from a discord link to fuck off and die

>>47588186
ah that makes sense, and seeing how the korean side already dislikes him for some very minor stuff no wonder he avoids that question like a plague

>>47588306
We've pointed this out time and time again but it still happens so I've given up trying anymore.

>>47588536
somestimes i feel it's some lurker who waits until we're discussing something to start shitting the thread up...i also wish anons would just ignore and/or not take one retard as the whole gen having that mindset. Tiresome.

>>47588859
We've got a resident anti who camps out and spergs over the smallest of things. Like the other night in main. I am curious what the long term aim is for them

>>47589009
talk about free time...i still believe this gen can be a little better, I still remember when this was still /luxnoc/ and the whole thread had a talk about welcoming more fanbases (because it was mainly comfydants and kindreds posting here) and we all agree to not be annoying cunts to other anons and look where we are now. Even takos are back and they were missing for such a long time.

>>47588042
he's like an old queer dude who owns a gay bar and is like your grandpa but you could totally fuck him if you wanted to

>>47589408
hes the hot older loving uncle who took you in after your parents died and has secret gangbang parties where hes creampied in the basement and he doesnt know you like to watch sometimes

>>47589598
that's spot on kek

>>47589182
its still comfydant thread. its just now comfytako instead of comfydred

>>47588042
He I love him as well and I would fuck him but I wouldn't want to date him because it'll be shit for both of us and I would consider that a small amount of yume thoughts.
>>47589408
Sometimes when your town has 5 queer people you just all swap around partners until you've dated all your friends

>>47589655
i miss my other kindred i think all the breaks took them out

>>47589655
well yeah but before it was really bad, 80/100 of posts were comfydant/kindred, nowadays is more 40/100? sorry we're just very vocal abour our love of wife, but i'd love to one day see a lot of liveposting from briskadets, or lucubs, or yaminions around

>>47589598
He's the reason you watch incest porn it's literally all his fault you're fucked up like this

>>47589726
actually id say briskadets were also way more vocal in the comfydred days, i feel like i rarely see them here now. to my knowledge we still have that one lucub im parasocial to who liveposts in main

>>47589701
Kindred population is low I think you need to take a page out of the tacoyucky play book and make some incest babies

>>47589701
not only kindreds, that one month break really fucked up things...nenmen, even main, were very different before it. A lot of people left from all sides

>>47589726
are yaminions even here

>>47589776
yeah but they prefer to post on main for whatever reason, probably because they don't hate sonny over there (not saying this thread does, but main hates almost all males)
>>47589887
we have...one?

>>47589776
Kadets seems to mainly be in main now
>>47589832
We seem to have a higher ip count but somehow deadhours has been getting worse

>>47589776
lucub youre parasocial to huh, tell me more

>>47589701
i lurk but i don't talk much. i use the thread as newspaper for what happens with other boys.

>>47589920
It seems like kadets and comfydants are slowly returning to main now that they don't hate men as much anymore

>>47589887
You have the suicidal one from main
>>47589776
They know how catalogue fags work tho and it's why they make specialised generals on rare occasions. The break is pushing them over the edge
>>47589832
Some got forced out, others left willingly. The drama with the suspension happening around during the breaks. It was constant paranoid rants being elevated by angered fans

>>47589941
lotta lurkers, we can reach almost 50 ips on a very good thread but anons really don't have much to talk about here if they don't livepost or post fanart or are familiar with other anons. These past few months being so dry on news from the boys, or interesting streams so that affects it too

>>47590002
the only comfydant i see on main is the cocksleeve, and another one sometimes. other than that i'd say the rest is still here.

>>47590030
We just have to be like main and start soc posting more often so the thread doesn't die, but I do feel like we have a lot of newfags that are shy and are not familiar with our regulars that's why soc posting is nonexistent now.....

>>47590002
>Some got forced out
snakeanon come home.....
All our regulars are dead now......

>>47590339
anon he was literally here last night

>>47590257
newfags need to type in a way they don't out themselves too much kek, and anons need to learn to not spoonfeed that much. Maybe with the outfits coming we can all discuss about it!

>>47590257
socposting is pretty hard if its not a desperate maleanon begging for your attention sometimes

>>47590257
You want soc posting, okay. Watching Vox struggle with DKC (and he'll suck later too) made me reflect on childhood consoles and in turn, games I couldn't ever beat. What memories do you have with consoles and are there any games attached to said system you still haven't beat from your youth?

I'll go first. Duck Hunt. Didn't get it as a kid nor understood how light guns worked. I'd put the gun to the screen and fire. It didn't work. The NES in general is a system full of games I suck at

>>47590363
I know he was but I miss his autism, please come back and post regularly snakeanon. I also miss archiveanon I hope he's alright....I also miss that kyomie/yaminon we tried to groom

>>47590480
our last mega socposting was the food sharing on christmas/new year wasn't it? maybe if archiveanon comes back we can do it again, i want to see the shit he cooks again

>>47590528
archiveanon haha....the archive hasnt been updated since february........

>>47590500
>What memories do you have with consoles and are there any games attached to said system you still haven't beat from your youth?
i never had any consoles because they were "for boys" and very expensive. So I used to play flash games on girlsgogames instead lmao. One I really liked was Devilish Hairdresser. Those cooking mama games were hard as fuck and I hated them, and the final result was ugly because they didn't know how to draw the food properly. Oh but I LOVED the barbie games on the official barbie site, my favorite was the poop one

>>47590439
How hard is it to type like you're sending an email to your coworker, it's literally one of the easiest way to disguise your newness just type "formally"
>>47590480
Ahh desperate male anons is truly the saviours of deadhours and dead thread....I am guilty of indulging them sometimes especially with the feet pics

>>47590500
im not a gamer, the oldest console i remember is going to my neighbor downstairs to play with their wii and gamecube

>>47590574
he got married and he's pregnant please understand

>>47590643
dont tell me youre the one that briskadet said you looked like you had a broken foot..

>>47590500
Never had a console, I had a gameboy and all I ever played on it was pokemon

>>47590643
....you were the one who posted that feet pic on main recently? anon......................

>>47590697
Yes I am.....
>>47590729
Guilty as charge, got a 3 day ban too kek

>>47590721
which pokemon? the only one i ever beat was emerald
>>47590756
you got banned for feet? kek

>>47590618
I played the shit out of cooking mama it was literally my favourite game, I was a cooking mama pro

>>47590756
the most ive done during socposting is make vocaroos, i change my voice everytime i post so anons wont recognize me

>>47588859
Sometimes it's lurkers, but I notice sometimes it's regulars here who respond to dumb shit, make a passive aggressive standalone post about something, or take a non-serious opinion way too seriously. 9 times out of 10 it's the regulars here engaging in shitflinging and then blaming someone else, thus never getting rid of the problem because no one has any self-reflection.

>>47589998
wuca love anon who also posts luca cheeb reaction pics and we've exchanged akumafia pics a lot of times. at least i think its the same lucub and not multiple lucubs

>>47590837
Todd?
>>47590804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJXl_9C3OOg

>>47590500
I got ocarina of time on virtual console for the Wii but got too scared of the shadow temple to beat it

>>47590798
I think it might have been red? Although I actually never beat it since I got bored of pokemon and went back to raising my vast accumulation of tamagochis.
And yes I got banned for feet.
>>47590837
Oh yeah...I may have made a vocaroo saying goodnight to a pomie

>>47590868
theres been times i admit where im not really thinking or just in a crappy mood and i bite the bait, but I like to think im a lot better than back in the newfag days

>>47590868
yeah, it's different when the discussion is fresh and happening, you don't think straight so you just start being passice agressive...then hours later you look back and read the stupid shit you said

>>47590886
im surprised you knew all of those were me

>>47589999
>>47589832
>>47589800

kindred incest breeding when, we need to repopulate

>>47590967
i never had a tamagochi damn, people really liked them huh? the closest thing i had was pou downloaded on my tablet when i was like 13

>>47590904
i cant talk that low, the most ill say is an anon told me i sound similar to scarle and a pomudachi called me mommy another time
>>47590967
i cant imagine if anons posted vocaroos here

>>47591088
>i cant imagine if anons posted vocaroos here
Most of the males that did post are from general, tho they've mostly departed. Last time /nenmen/ had one, I think it was the Grinch readalong?

>>47591031
i knew it!!!!!

>>47589800
I think a lot of kindred moved to main or the other thread.

>>47590999
>>47591009
Happens to all of us. You just have to remember where you are and realize that vagueposts are still (You)s.

>>47591054
it worked for takos, it can work for kindreds. Maybe milord's outfit will get you guys horny enough for some inbreeding

>>47591062
I had so many tamagotchis I had a drawer dedicated to it, I had the black and white one as a kid and the coloured ones as well. I was a fucking tamagotchi fiend I'm pretty sure I had at least 10 different ones, I think my parents donated them when I was like 16 after which they deemed me too old for tamagotchis.
>>47591088
You can do the honours and post our first ever vocaroo. Joking aside I'm pretty sure snakeanon posted some once or twice

>>47591194
scary, i didnt know i was that obvious

>>47591262
kek i feel like im pretty obvious too...patpat cute lucub!

>>47591257
>too old for tamagotchis
no such thing as too old for things of your childhood honestly, i still have all my plushies and i plan on buying more

>>47591166
that was the first and final one so far
>>47591257
https://voca.ro/1ocVig3pQiqp

>>47591352
I'm actually contemplating buying some tamagotchis off ebay, I had two of the Japanese exclusive tamagotchis that could connect with each other and your tamagotchi can go visit the other device it was literally like magic to me. I miss those little virtual pets, I raised them until adulthood where I arranged a marriage for them and then when theg gave birth I raised their baby, ahh the good times

>>47591350
are you the kindred i said i love you too for the first time too

>>47591461
>that was the first and final one so far
Nah, he def posted others. Like the Thanksgiving one and educating on regional dialects

>>47591512
yes!!! it's been a long time so the memories are fuzzy but that does sound very familiar

>>47591507
kek that's so cute, go for it anon! they look really cute too

>>47591461
Anon you sound so cute!

>>47591257
>I had so many tamagotchis
I couldn't afford them when they where at their peak in popularly. So I had some cheap third party shady ones from street vendors. Still was nice to experience.
>>47590941
Have you attempted it since?

>>47591461
is that you anon? you sound so pretty!

>>47591461
w-wow anon...you sound so pretty....//////

>>47591577
I'm going to hang them on my belt buckle like the cool hip person that I am

>>47591735
anon is going back to 2009 god i wish that were me

>>47591257
how did you manage to keep them all alive and not drowning in shit?

>>47591461
You sound cute anon, the last time I posted a vocaroo in main they thought I was a man kek

>>47591559
kyaa

>>47591620
>>47591649
>>47591686
thank you! i didnt think anyone was actually going to listen to it kek
>>47591778
dont worry, ive had anons in main call me a tranny before but they call anyone that if your voice isnt high

>>47591461
i might know you, heck i think were mutuals

>>47591761
The world shouldn't ended in 2012 like the mayans said, nothing good has happened since
>>47591777
I live and breathed tamagotchis, I had to get up at 5am for school and the first thing I did after waking up is check my little creatures, breakfast check them, arrive at school check them, lunch is tamagotchi feeding time, afterschool? tamagotchi, before bed tamagotchis

>>47591863
that is one of the scariest things ever said to me here

>>47591912 (me)
*should've

>>47591838
I'm not peeved or anything it's fun pretending that I'm a man and then pretending that I'm a woman, no one knows what I am except that I am a Hexling
>>47591863
Kadet that's the scariest thing you can ever say....

kadets honestly scare me sometimes

>>47592009
You aren't the Hex fan trying to fuck the Scat Kyomie are you?

>>47591863
sc-scary...

>>47592047
Yes, it is I

>>47592047
fuck WHO

>>47592009
youre a good hexling

>>47592082
You need help and a good lay. Best of luck to you

>>47592121
Thank you cute lucub you might be the only person who thinks this kek
>>47592204
Are you volunteering, baby?

>>47592342
>Are you volunteering, baby?
Respectfully I am emotionally stunted after a series of questionable choices in my own sex life. You'd get the most passionless, devoid of effort sex imaginable.
>>47592040
A good cadet obtains information by any means

>>47592342
you dont purposefully bite bait as much anymore but im also nice to the mystake schizo when theyre not having a meltdown

>>47592431
mystake schizo has caused many an aggravation but if they left a small part of me would feel a little sad

i never hated mystakeschizo she's kinda cute

gnight nenmen, ive been having insomnia issues lately but hopefully ill dream of demon

>>47592519
goodnighty!

>>47592410
Shit sex is still sex, as long as both people get off you're at least getting something. Shit sex and you didn't even cum? now that's truly horrid sex.
>>47592431
I bite bait because it's fun, I'm never really genuinely pissed off. The reactions are entertaining

>>47592461
>>47592509
They are just blinded by passion for their oshi, like the whiteknight pentomo in main

>>47592563
>Shit sex is still sex, as long as both people get off you're at least getting something. Shit sex and you didn't even cum? now that's truly horrid sex.
This anon is Aia. Do me a favour Aia and get them to watch my application. Cheers

>>47592563
biting bait would be more fun if it wasnt the 20th loop ive seen all the time, i need shitposters to get more creative with their insults

>>47592519
good night kindred muwah

>>47592630

>>47592603
Did aia say this? I've never actually watched her
>>47592630
The forced hex dildo yab was pretty entertaining, but yeah they're insults are pretty stale mostly them larping as women and saying lets slit our wrist for hex

i want to watch the new trigun anime but i'm scared i won't end up shipping the brothers but the main gay paring instead but i also want to ship both but i know my brain will choose one also my tl is full of incest gay sex and i wanna watch because of it but what if i can't find any threesome fanfics later

>>47592669
>>47592693
slit wrists for hex, noombers, minecraft, sex pest, brotuber wave, boring, random hetship thrown in. and if they get really desperate then they spam doxx pictures

>>47592693
>Did aia say this? I've never actually watched her
Nah, she just has a low rep with some anons due to her rice purity score. News just in; the social livers have likely had sex.

>>47592717
trigun is trending more in the west than it is in japan so i think you'll find a decent amount anon

>>47592840
maybe i'll just finishing watching thunderbolt fantasy instead, even if the main twink from trigun is SO SEXY i'll just try to not fall into this rabbit hole

>>47592780
Aieeee we're LOOPING! You really can't insult fanbases that much if you don't even watch their oshi, so I forgive them for being uninspired and not creative.
>>47592820
I'm pretty sure most of them has had sex except like Luca, Shu and Sonny, and you know what despite what she says Finana has definitely never seen a cock irl

>>47592914
who will be the first one to get raped by a fan, shu, luca or sonny?

>>47592932
luca and that fan is me

>>47592932
Shu gets raped, Luca might get coerced into sex by a milf and Sonny does the raping

>>47592932
With how much mob/Luca art is out there I worry about him sometimes

>>47592983
If he ever gets drunk at a bar and someone recognises his voice that boy is going to get gangbanged

>>47592932
Shu is known to basically give princess treatment to certain girls like Petra when out and about, so I don't see himself risking a drink that isn't water near fans. He'll forever be the designated driver. Sonny can be a bit of a flirt drunk, but has the traditional Aussie values in that he can knock a few brews back. Luca is lanky and likely to do something to show off, so he's def the one getting raw dogged.

speaking of trigun

I’m going to sound kind of schizo so sorry about this, but I hate psyborg shippers so goddamn much. I don’t hate the ship itself, wife has had fun with it and I think their interactions are cute, but the shippers annoy the hell out of me. Everything wife does leads back to uki and I’m so tired. When I’m talking about wife to other people it’s always accompanied with something about uki. I don’t hate uki or anything, don’t really care for him, but the way fans have associated him with wife make me want to pull my hair out. A recent example would be these cute charms I wanted: https://otakupup.bigcartel.com/product/nijisanji-en-charms but I’m not fucking getting because it’s not solo wife.
I don’t know. I think Im just in a shit mood.

>>47593406

>>47593306
>can knock a few brews back
Anon he really can't...

>>47593425
Yeah I get it when that happens, it's like you can't talk about your own oshi sometimes, tho maybe because i only talk about wife /here/ i've never experienced this since their debut. But the charms are just...a charm you know, there's others cute ones out there you can still buy of wife solo! Don't let retarded shippers sour their relationship to you either

>>47593425
oh this artist, i was hoping they'd remake their nijien charms one day since the groups they made feels like a clipwatcher or shipper only type of fan.

>>47593425
>reimu with vox
>ike with luca
>alban with ojisan
what do they mean by this

>>47593558
AlbanXOjisan is the real true paring

you always have this group art they drew anon thats also on the totebags

>>47593425
doesn’t help that uki perpetuates it by acting all jealous and even has a wifey heart emote. there’s been multiple rrats going around that wifey is trying to clamp down on psyborg because chat has been too rowdy recently. I can see it especially that day uki told his fans to say hi to dad (wifey) and wifey got hella mad because it’s in his rules to not call him that type of shit

>>47593676
I'll forgive you for typing like a twitter user just this once because I do see your point that psyborg is getting a bit much, not sure about the rrats though

>>47593676
chat...hasn't been 'rowdy' in ages. I don't even remember the last time they collabed, and no one has been bringing up uki in wife's chat at all. And why is the emote a problem?

>>47593526
Yeah I know I shouldn’t let them get me like this since it’s only a charm, but I guess it’s been a piling issue for me. Here I can talk about wife all I want and he isn’t associated with uki, but outside of here it’s all that’s ever being said. There’s the whole “oh wow our parents” crowd that annoy the hell out of me when they’re like “mom and dad uwu” when wife hates being called dad and shit. Aaghhh I’m just- man.

>>47593765
They're calling him that outside of his streams, he doesn't care anon. We can call him whore, dad, daddy, wife, mother all we want too and it's no problem. I think you should just block these people

>>47593765
Dude we call him wife and he has said not to call him that in chat, people can call him dad all they want on twitter as long as it's not in chat

>>47593739
wifey literally had a banning spree in zelda what the hell? and just because they haven’t collabed doesn’t mean shippers don’t do what they do. they interact on twitter and that is enough for people to bring it into chat or just talk about them in general. uki just recently rted art of wifey being talented and multiple people are fawning over uki “loving” wifey. i don’t have a problem with the emote. uki can have whatever emote he wants. i was just pointing out that uki also pushes psyborg a lot by having a psyborg specific emote.

>>47593765
i hate the our parents thing because it's cringe. i muted/blacklisted the ship and have a search of his art tag saved with the word removed but twitter is shit so i still see it anyways, but what can you do. just mute and block at leisure, on twitter and in chat. and if you stick to /here/ it barely gets brought up.

>>47593891
>wifey literally had a banning spree in zelda what the hell?
yeah of greynames talking shit about him, not anything about ships?
>they interact on twitter and that is enough for people to bring it into chat or just talk about them in general.
yeah why is that a problem again? people talking about ships on twitter...? oh the horror? if they talk about it in chat it must be in uki's only because i never see it in wife's
>uki just recently rted art of wifey being talented and multiple people are fawning over uki “loving” wifey.
and???? they're still free to do that on twitter anon i don't understand you're so upitty about this. Also the emote has been there for one whole year and NOW you have a problem with it?

>>47593808
Yeah I probably should. Maybe I just shouldn’t use twitter in general honestly. I only really started interacting on there because of art, but if I’m getting this emotional then it’s probably best I don’t browse there too often.
>>47593843
He doesn’t mind bilibili fans calling him wife but I think that’s mainly because he’s just accepted that’s what they call him over there, but yeah I know he doesn’t really like the whole wife thing on youtube chat. It’s just that the whole calling him babe/dad/other names has happened in chat and a lot of it comes from psyborg shippers so it’s just something I’m annoyed about. I’m sure that if I sleep on it this’ll all be gone by the time I wake up.

>>47593968
nta but i've always had a problem with it, i just don't bring it up because it's pointless

>>47593999
sure ok but it's just an emote lmao. also nice trips

>>47594025
the reason i dislike it is a bit more complicated, but i don't want to shit up the thread with it. thanks. wish i had rolled for something with it instead of wasting it, damn.

>>47594098
it's ok anon sometimes very small things can fuck up your day becauve it's just your day to get pissed at small things! after a nap you'll even forget this was bothering you

Dubs and all (you)re favourite ship dies

>>47594145
heh, not today

>>47593968
just because you don’t see it happening doesn’t mean it isn’t. it also wasn’t only greynames, but that’s besides the point. there have been comments talking about other livers, he’s said as such like with the room decorations, so just because it’s not abundant or some shit doesn’t mean it still isn’t there. i also literally just said i don’t have a problem with the emote? uki can have whatever the hell he wants in his chat, i don’t care, i was only pointing out that psyborg shippers are being reinforced because uki has an emote specifically for psyborg and no other ship of his. again, i could care less that it’s there, i was only backing up op on their stance that wifey and uki are tied together.

>>47594164
You live yet another day

>>47594145
titanic continues to live on

>>47594145
get fucked

>>47594136
oh it doesn't nag at me anymore, i haven't thought about it in a minute until the thread brought it up. i've cleaned up my twitter feed as best as i can and don't interact with anyone there anymore, which is what i'd recommend the other anon do. if it really, really bothers them, then they can filter the word here too.

Trips and (you)r most hated ship dies

>>47594185
you're saying you don't care but then you keep complaining about it...

>>47594145
You missed

>>47594313
that was actually pretty close

>>47594401
>that death stare
just like a real kadet jesus christ

everyone here is gay and

>>47594420
One day I'll get my dubs and trips

>>47594581
mentally ill

>>47594584
you can technically time them if you can figure out the likelihood in your head and how fast the board is going most of the time

>>47594653
nta but thanks, new form of autism acquired

>>47594653
I'm not THAT autistic kek

>>47594426
But is it an intimidating glare, or staring in fear and awe at the chocolate milk people in the crowd?

>>47594903
she's seeing a black child for the first time in 20 years

>>47594887(me)
GODNFUCKINGDAMNIT

>>47594932
is she absolutely tickled that their palms are lighter

>>47594887
>>47594948
anon..