/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

pet shart

>>47585276

Gura cute Gura cute!

I want Gura to deep throat me while I reach around and pushh my finger into her butthole, and take little sniffs while she gags and throws up on my cock. The ol' dip n sniff,

I think Gawr and Gura should kiss

This opinion might be controversial but I think Gura is cute and I really really love her

She's perfect.

*pfffffft*

>>47585199
It's a theme park. She walks around, laughs at the funny dialogue, enjoys the music, taunts some enemies, has fun, and we get a good stream instead of what will inevitably happen if she plays it normally: A few streams before she realizes how long the game is and drops it. We'd get to see an ending with god mode. Get some closure.

>>47585358
I think Gawr and Gura should kiss me

>>47585386
I can smell this image, and her rooms smells sweet like girl's feet.

>>47585424
Sorry, anon, they're gay. Selfcestuously gay.

dont fall too hard guys

I need more pictures of Gura's feet in crocs.

If you made a human centipede out of Gura, Gawr and Gabby, in which order would you put them in so that you get the best meal from the last girl's asshole?

>>47585221
its fine brother, install the updated manager and then repatch the youtube app with "spoof ... verification" or whatever its called. They added it a few weeks ago

>>47585519
They're all the same person so it'd be one girl.

>>47585519
I want to eat directly from Gura's anus while her tail locks me in.

>>47585460
It's too late for me brother.

>>47585562
Meds. NOW

>>47585562
Are you feeling alright, anon? You hit your head pretty hard...

>>47585519
Gabby in front then Gawr or Gura interchangably in the back depending on which you'd prefer.
Personally, I'd go for Gawr in rear as I feel she'd have a nicer taste.

I was so close to turning off the stream after 2 hours because the game was giving me a headache... I'm so happy I stayed.

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>47585519
Gura in the back because i love her the most. But then I can't kiss her... :(

>>47585763
You would leave her after she said she needed a hug?

So is Goomba gregnant?

>>47585832
I still don't get why she said that.

>>47585840

she liked the feet art...

Gura read so many of my comments this stream I'm so happy!

>>47585836
not anymore, she gabwrted the child

>>47585926
yeah me

>>47585892
don't you ever get that feeling? Happens to the lonely sometimes. Happens to me every night. Not that i've had a hug in a decade. If I ever do kill myself, it will be because i just wanted a hug.

>>47585386
I want to be her ebi squishmallow
I love her so much

>>47585960
I do, but getting that feeling in the middle of a stream is strange. Maybe she feels like that all the time and only now has her filter down enough to voice it to us.

I'm the king of /ggg/

>>47585840
Please don't leave me alone with her
Oh God she's climbing on top of me
She's going to rape me again
Help me please God help me

>>47586033
My onahole has arrived

https://twitter.com/Kagami_Moch/status/1619667276457984000
https://twitter.com/Kagami_Moch/status/1619667276457984000
https://twitter.com/Kagami_Moch/status/1619667276457984000

>>47586027
probably just the sleep deprivation causing a sudden wave of exhaustion, so she wants a comfort hug
god i wish I could give that to her so bad

>>47586027
it can hit at any time, much like the gosling feeling. It's probably the body wanting oxytocin or something. it was nice that she let her filter down a little bit for that zatsu, could feel how comfy it was. she's an absolute joy to be around.

>>47585892
We already know she often feels lonely, but my own personal theory is that the Japan trip made it worse. She spent a couple months in close contact with all her friends, singing and dancing and living in the same building, eating meals together alot. Hugging, too. Now she's back home and while she's glad for it she's also just kinda...at home with her cat, who may or may not be mold.

>>47585902
bitch
she read ZERO of mine
but i had a really nice one she read last night so i wont complain

>>47586153
too big

Gurass

>>47586153
when will japs stop putting fucking tits on her. It's like they just don't understand or something. I don't get it.

>>47586153

>>47586195
Technically, but it's a Gura approved size so who cares.

>>47586153
T u T

Why on earth did the other thread get 1.1k replies?

>>47586191
If it's any consolation, she hadn't read any of mine for the last 7 or so months until this stream.

>>47586356
there was a stream?

I just can't get over how incredibly in love I am with this girl!
She's too cute and the absolute sweetest little thing I have ever seen.
She shouldn't even be possible.

>>47586356
How new?

>>47586373
I was just unaware that there are still that many of us desu

>>47585902
Probably should've saved my superchat for this stream instead of the previous stream since she skipped mine. I thought she would be talkative after the train game but it was the frustrating math horror game when she is sleep deprived where she wanted to talk more.

SHE LIKED THE KANAURU TOILET ANIMATION 100% SHARK APPROVED TOILET
https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1648106566753861633
https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1648106566753861633
https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1648106566753861633

>>47586473
>He unironically believes the shitposters muh chumbuds leaving shit

I just want to point and laugh at this retard again >>47576258 since I know my wife likes to talk to us after a stream game like tonight.

Are the comments still fucked up for anyone else?

>>47586711
yeah

I was pretty lucky today
she read my comment and did even giggled

>>47586569
You're right, it's pretty late and it was a dumb thought. I'll go to sleep and dream of shark

I think chumbuds should pool our resources together to buy PeroPero so Gura can play Muse Dash on stream.
Be a far better use of money than buying an ad in Time Square or some stupid shit like that

>>47586473
I think many are just dormant and hibernating.

>>47586683
What really wound her down was the post-stream goom session that, judging from the gap between her likes, took an entire 40 minutes. Yes, she spent all of that time knuckle-deep in her cunny.
>>47585247
liked this too btw

I wanna shove my nose in her cute little butthole and make her really embarrassed

>>47586187
She could visit kiara, they bonded really fucking well, she's not a wagie, she's rich, just use the phone and ask for a visit, you can do it goomba!!

>>47586782
we should buy ads in time square and swap them out for closeup of Gura's baldy at the last second

I am going to goom again.

>>47586892
is the long kike nose a coincidence?

Gura would've won here if she just went straight and gone left. The throwing was something else.
https://youtu.be/soxPA0d4Afc?t=5447

Gura questions everything I thought I liked about women
She's a white tiktok loving disney loving womanchild that wears crocs... how could I fall for such a creature?

These last 4 days unironically healed my soul

>>47587222
Because she's just an adorable sweetheart too good for this world.

>>47587155
She did do pretty good that time, but she would have also had to go to 3 other doors on the other sides of the map, don't think she really had a chance with him that close

Can someone remind me why they need perms for things again? Don't companies like Twitch and Youtube (and social media in general really) profit from having video game content on their platforms, I doubt they go around asking for perms to monetize it. So what's wrong with Hololive doing it?

https://www.youtube.com/live/soxPA0d4Afc?feature=share&t=7901

that was me hugging Gura from behind and getting a kiss from her

Does the vod have 0 comments?

>>47587457
Ghost Trick, Mio, emulator

>>47587457
I think it's something to do with Japan. They didn't bother with perms until Summer 2020 when Capcom fucking obliterated Mio's channel and then all hell broke loose.

>>47587597
wait wtf

>>47585454
God I love when a girl's room smells like her feet constantly. Bonus points for a pile of nylons that smell like corn chips. Pic related.

>>47587457
Technically game companies can just get a video removed if they want. They just don't go after people because they don't feel like tying up time and money over every single random playing games. But for corporate vtubers a company can actually expect to get a decent chunk of change so their agency doesn't want to risk it.

>>47587597
>>47587637
All chumbies dropped Gura. I will be the last chumbud

>tfw you know of girls that were just like gura in high school but you ignored them or made fun of them

>>47587690
Then where's your comment?

>>47587597
It's still broken, only your own comment shows up

>>47587704
>tfw you bullied them with your penis

>>47587738
I DM it to gura

>>47587872
>Not telling her in person
fake fan

>>47587457
Because international copyright laws are a clusterfuck.

>>47587457
YT and Twitch aren't based in Japan, Cover is based in Japan, Japan doesn't have fair use laws while the west generally does, regardless of how nebulous the application of them is.

>>47587927
>telling her in person
not writting it on a brick and throwing it through her window

>>47587704
I did not bully her, but I now realize she might have been into me. She literally ran after me after I got bullied to comfort me.. WHY WAS I SO BLIND, SHE WAS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE HER BUT BLONDE she also called me her toy once..

>>47587222
>Her child voice demands protective instincts [5kHz formant audio anon]
>She never acts entitled or slutty, she's very modest even when she's bratty
>She will go off the rails but it's never disturbing or uncomfortable, just cute.
>Presents her love for her chumbies as genuine
>{Reiterating her modesty]
>Her random tangents about really weird shit elicits a level of trust that no other ENs have, despite her being the most private EN with personal things
>[Reiterating her voice again, because that's the only reason why I initially fell in love with HER]

4 streams in a row

she's winning me back!

gura as a mom

>>47588470
whose mom?

>>47588569
mine

I just feel so happy that there are girls like her in the world. I love her.

>>47588470
I think gura plays up her irl loli a bit much. I'm sure she's a bit smallish but she's still probably normal sized.

>>47588654
0 chance she's over 5'

>>47588654
>>47588722
US 50th percentile for 12yos is just under 5ft according to the CDC

>>47588654
This. If you've seen her roommate you would know.

I was thinking of her while driving and was suddenly overcome by the urge to shout how much I love her. I even teared up a little. She fills my heart with so much happiness I can't contain it sometimes.

Gura has a cunny and it's bald. Just think about that.

>>47588654
Even compared to the JP girls they thought she was small, that's incredibly short

4' 10" or so is the starting point for dwarfism iirc

>>47589169
not to mention she gets mistaken for a literal lost child at the airport

>>47589200
Is that really rare? I get mistakeb as a child all the time too.

Is it just me, or is Gura becoming cuter with every stream?

>>47589169
I think it's all a bit of a company ploy to maintain her image. I have no doubt she's on the small end but I'd bet she's still around 5'2ish, maybe more.

>>47589014
Stfu loser

>>47589014
Gura has a powerful spell over us all

>>47589305
she had to pick up traction the first few streams since she returned, but with this last one it's clear she's back full force with maximum guraness

will she ever do more ASMR?

>>47589340
I strongly doubt that all of them could keep that kind of kayfabe up

>>47589446
Sharkdreams

>>47589470
They're pretty good at that stuff. I certainly wouldn't doubt it being the case.

This girl spent more time setting up to study than she did actually studying.

What the fuck is wrong with you faggots

>>47587649
Had a tiny ex that wore moccasin slippers all the time and her feet would get so sweaty in them, the room reeked of it. Why do small girls have the stinkiest feet? Would have to tell her to put her feet away if she didn't want immediate anal.

>>47589672
not even remotely surprising

>>47589470
did ever say she was small or short? or just cute? i don't really care given the established "evidence"

>>47588470
source?

This is why hornybuds are the fucking worst. Always thinking about her roommate.

>>47589674
I love Gura too much

>go to the countryside for a week to check some land
>come back to Gura streaming 4 days in a row, chatting and a minecraft collab on the way
Holy fucking shit, are we finally back? ah god I have so much catching up todo.

>>47589806
Can you love one but not the other?

I'm just happy tonight because Gura read like 4 of my comments

>>47587704
lol, I bet Gura was moderately popular and got lots of dick. Stop falling for the uwu neet kayfabe.

>>47585337
WHO

>>47589988
>threadshitter doesn't know that Gura used to eat lunch alone in the bathroom when she was younger.
Try harder next time faggot

>>47590031
>replying to the threadshitter when his posts are this desperate
c'mon chumbie you can do better than that

>>47589340
god what's up with all the fucking newfags? She's under five foot you dumb cunts. Imagine not even knowing your wife.

>>47589806
As long as it doesn't get too detailed it's fine, right?
I didn't fall this hard for her just because she's an anime shark girl.

>>47590031
>believing Gura
You probably believe she's single too and doesn't talk to men lol

>>47590128
They're threadshitters

>>47589806
Nah the worst would be that dude who sent in a super chat last stream about spanking naughty girls
We have some people around with no filter

>>47589806
If you're only gooming to an animeshark rather than the actual person, you're not giving her your full energy. And she needs your energy, every day, otherwise she will die.

>>47590221
cope lol

>>47589806
Don't try to pretend it isn't the same with every other girl, white knight.

>>47588654
Yeah, she's probably more like 5'1" or 5'2"

Why are you attempting to bother chumbies when they're this strong right now? You can't win. Not that they ever do.

>>47590012
Who? Gura silly!

>>47589806
Because that is Gura. I don't think about fucking a cartoon. I think about a real life woman

>>47589988
yeah, my dick.

>>47590264
What? You're the one who is coping. You had to respond to me first which means it bothered you because you know deep down it's true. Got em

>>47590128
Anon, it would be bad marketing if the loli says she wasn't a loli irl too.

>>47590296
She's 4'10" newfag, now drop it.

>>47590448
Nah I just like rubbing my superior knowledge in front of newfags like (you).

>>47590468
It does surprise me though how many lolivtubers have loli bodies IRL. This is a good thing.

>>47590364
>I don't think about fucking a cartoon
I definitely do, real women don't come with fat shark tails

You're not actually responding, are you? They're just samefagging, right?

>>47590221
You're right, you got us. I am her real life husband.

>>47590538
real women do come with sub 5 foot bodies and flat chests and bald cunnies. They're the reason I stay alive.

>>47589730
Most said she was small, you can also see in every 3d performance that people look down to look at her face

>>47590468
I dont know, the idea of a 5'11 dorky women playing as a mesugaki is kind of hot. Like she never shows it irl, just online.

>>47590468
>>47590593
Inner...

>>47589305
yess

>>47590620
>5'11 inner
no fuckin' way

I'm sitting here in my own cum thanks to gura. just vibin. Wonder if Gura would enjoy the smell?

>>47590652
azns don't get that tall.

>>47589806
I told you they didn't care about Gura, but you didn't listen.

>>47590799
i care deeply for her, more than you can ever know. kys.

>>47590799
You're telling me that when you're gooming it's not in the back of your mind?

>>47590620 (me)
>>47590652
>>47590736
not that tall, but Inner is taller than azn average. The Wamy motorboating in her 3D clearly shows a height discrepancy, and I think A-chan commented on her height once

>>47590854
Sure you do, faggot.

>>47590966
Choke on drawing pins threadshitter.

Weird angle, but I guess they can't help but try.

>>47591011
>threadshitter
>because I don't believe a cumbrain poser
Lmao

>>47591218
If you don't cum to her, you don't love her. It's like a sexless childless marriage, pointless.

This is another front from where the thread shitting has been coming from, compound that with oshi no ko tourists and SEA pajeets and you got the shit storm we've been experiencing the past month.

>>47591300
none of it phases me. still love my wife. i'll never stop hornyposting, no matter how many flabby titted jewish whores scream "What about the children?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lux-4fT2QtY

>>47591300
Just another day in ggg as far as I'm concerned. Their attention span is short and they'll just move on to the next trending dwama before too long anyway.

FELLAS
does gurba even durba?

>>47591300
>taking venti seriously
lemao

>>47591300
I thought this cunt got her channel taken down

>>47591300
>that screenshot
kek

>>47590854
Jannies getting over zealous again. And the threads been comfy till now too.

>>47591839
>instant ban evading

>>47586903
Just travel to a foreign country you’ve never visited before by yourself.
There’s a reason the only one to actually deliver on visiting Kiara in Austria out of everyone who said it has been Mori.

>>47591851
>Can't afford a smartphone.

>>47590328
I'm gonna nut thinking of you now anon

>>47587457
Because they operate under Japanese copyright law and when they were playing loose Mio playing Ghost Trick emulated nearly got her account perma banned

I'm in love with her

Fug, they have me in their system.

>>47592098
>google has you profiled as "guy who likes anime shark girl, and also hitler"
dangerously based

>Shittany still seething about her last Gura L is having a normal one.

>>47592390
Context

You guys think Gura watches magnet fishing videos?

>>47592434
She has to look up words and still gets it wrong.

>>47592499
I will laugh really hard if YouTube actually nukes her account this time. I doubt it will happen, but it would be funny.

>>47592577
goodnight bud

Damn, the mods must have been pissy today. Wonder what's got them so upset.

>>47592674
Trannies always have their knickers in a twist because they have to dilate everyday and it is extremely painful. Plus their Jew overlords don't pay them. Just detransition bros and become the men you were meant to be. And allow all loli lewds to be posted.

>>47590448
cope lol

Youtube Vanced died today. I wasn't able to watch it.
Can't even watch the vods. Did I miss anything great today?

>>47592674
Exposure

>>47592789
>Youtube Vanced died today.
Works on my machine. Reinstall via vanced manager fixed it

>>47592802
The real pedos were the troons genocided along the way.

>>47592789
I just thought something was wrong with phone at first. Gotta switch to Revanced now. Oh well, was nice while it lasted.

NEW TWEET !
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880

I'm always so out of the loop when it comes to this sort of shit, I just don't care. I only know what gets posted here.
However if they actually start causing trouble for Gura herself, that's when I have a problem.

>>47593032
>8880

>>47593032
Anon, this is /ggg/, you're supposed to use the fake links to drop hentai.

I missed the last chunk of the stream. Did she mention the next stream.

>>47593089
Possible Minecraft Wednesday, Wither collab Thursday. Small chance she shows up during Kiara's MC stream in like 9 hours.

This blue is the most hated of blue girls.

She's streaming too much, there's now way she's not graduating this year

>>47593131
Fuck yeah! It's been a long while since I got some snacks prepped for her stream on a day off.

Consider.

>>47593207
*licky licky*

Consider.

>>47593415
Don'y say anything. Jump over the table and mating press her already betabud.

Can my 4 inches make her happy?

>>47593695
She's a small girl.

She said that she didn't think we looked stinky.
Which is very sweet, but I like when she calls me stinky.

>>47594092
My balls stink tho...

>>47594092
I'm gonna see how badly people stink at the LA concert. I will sniff chumbies.

You guys should be listening to this for 10 hours btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g93EqtwLHoY
Gura has excellent taste.

>>47594258
HORSEBACK ARCHERY

What if Gura reason for her long breaks is because of her newborn twins she keep secret from public? Would you stab her if you know the truth?

>>47595117
Yeah, with my dick.

>>47594953
I like white ones.

watchin the VOD... second time she mentioned about her having a PhD, maybe it's true?

>>47593695
Depends on the shape and the hardness when it's erected.

>>47595340
Impossible. Isn't she too young? she didn't even go to college.

She will never love me, in facts she might actually hate me more than anyone else in the world right now but I will still love her forever.

>>47595340
yeah, pretty huge dorsal

>>47595583
>she might actually hate me more than anyone else in the world right now
What did you do to her!?

>>47595583
Anon raped my oshi...

>>47595774
That anon? Me.

When Goob goops, I poop
Shrimple as

for me it's the gura on top rather on bottom

When Goob poops, I goom
Shrimple as

Does Gura wear a tail sock if the weather gets too cold?

Time for bed.
I feel like I'll be able to dominate work later tonight with all of this Gura energy in me.

Anyone else ever mentally insert Gura into doujin?

>>47596245
Sometimes I guess.

>giving venti attention
what is wrong with you?

Can't sleep. Had a really weird dream about meeting Gura but she absolutely despised me and I didn't know why.

>>47596952
Look in the mirror

>>47596245
When I read "Suiriku Ryouyou Joou BEHAVIOR" I couldn't stop imagining Gura instead of the PreCure girl.

Sex with a fembud.

>>47596952
an old German psyciatrist colleague of mine would love to talk to you about this

>>47596952
>he dreams
Even if I don't dream about it, I just know she wants me dead.

>>47597592
I had sex with a fembud today. She lives in the countryside and barely leaves her room, specially with the heat. It was fun, we have the same interests aside from being a gura fan. I was only there to deliver her stuff she wants from the city (make up stuff etc) but one thing led to another and we ended up having sex.

>>47597891
Nice proof

>>47597891
Yeah me

>>47597891
If marrying Gura isn't your life's ambition you're just a poser... or a liar.

Reps progress? you'd better be getting ready for July if you go because all holos will be watching and some of them might be there.
You don't want to make their opinions about the fanbase even worse, do you? there's over 2 months left, that's enough for anyone to butter themselves up well enough.

>>47598400
This. Don't make us look bad, you stinky fatso's. Take some winstrol or clenbuterol
If you can't lose enough fat without it. Make her proud. And wear a mask if you have an ugly face, please.

>>47598680
Tomorrow arrives my new pair of dumbbells and when it stops being cold I will get back to jogging every day at least 10km.

>>47598680
not really fat, just over a single point off normal BMI. But I still want to lose 20 lbs, can it be done in two months?

>>47599115
Easily
Eat less and go for runs

>>47585247
it's nice if gura is actually back, i watched her baldy stream and it was a lot of fun

>>47599115
2 months, sure. Maintainable? Probably not unless you're committed to a lifestyle change.

I'm going make chumbies angry and replace Gura's stink with mine. ToT

>>47597891
Fucking whore

>>47597891
>Remote area
>Never leaves her room
>Actually talked to you
>Actually had sex with you
Sounds to me like you went to one of those asian massage parlors.

>>47599115
Of course it can be done. I'll even share my life hacks with you all so you can make our oshi proud of us.

You need a calorie deficit. The easiest way to do this is with intermittent fasting.
Just eat 1 meal a day. Like this you can still eat your fill at dinner and you get used to not eating in the day after like a week. Ez

Do cardio. Best way is high intensity interval training. With HIIT you only need to do cardio for 1/3th or 1/4th of the time you would need while jogging per session for the same fat burn effect. Ez

Lift weights. Muscle is an expensive tissue for ur body to maintain. Your body will discard unneeded muscle if you are at a calorie deficit for any decent amount of time if you don't use them. Don't wanna be skin over bone either.

Clenbuterol or winstrol for ez mode.
Preferably winstrol tho. Clen is bad for your liver.
Now, go forth, and become the Elden Lord.

Paddling Gura for being bad at math!

>>47594092
She would think I look stinky. But if went to a meet and greet I would shave and clean myself up for her.

>>47601183

>>47601183
She's not going to learn if you reward her like that

Good morning chumbies

>>47601514
Well .. how can I punish her?

What's the optimal amount of sex Gura should have?

>>47601762
With me? All the sex.

Goob morning

>>47602074
>>47601679
Goob night

>>47599115
>>47600484
>>47601132
How can we compete...

>>47602389
Dbol, Anavar, RAD140, Test, LGD, GH. Pick your poison.

>>47602389
He looks short, that's my last cope

I wish she'd tell us more about being bullied. I'll have to imagine every instance of bullying was her getting chased by people in hockey masks.

>>47602389
What happened to his bicep? It looks injured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVBBpRZ4Qlg

no shitposting in the thread]
when will you learn?

>>47603727
kek

>>47602788
She got wedgied, anon. That’s why she’s so embarrassed

>>47595409
I listened to this all night.

>>47602788
Her fault for being natrually erotic. Girls can sense when another girl is getting too much attention from boys and it makes them seethe.

https://files.catbox.moe/62rvb9.png
flat or budding?

>>47604110
God those hips.. that tummy.. those thighs
uoh

>>47604110
yes

gura clicks 10 hour loops and autistically watches the entire thing

>>47604685
Do you think she watches Joseph Anderson videos

>>47604685
>”chat, they might be hiding a secret. i have to watch every second of it to make sure”

>>47604770
I hope not. He's a tool, like that one guy she refused to watch.

rapidly becoming my favorite gura artist

>>47604896
I just noticed how flat her head is

>the reason we haven't had much karaoke streams lately is because gura doesn't listen to real music anymore

gura had a nightmare about baldi...
she peed her bed...
the sound of his ruler will be stuck in her head for a while

What pantsu do you think goober wears (when she wears it)?

>>47605389
the comfy boyshort type

>>47605136
Wrong? She wasn't listening to "real" music back when she was doing them either.

You chums ready for Bew Vegas Kino?

>>47605772
I don't think it's going to be kino but it's Gura so I'll have a good time regardless.

>>47605772
vanilla new vegas without community fixes?
what sort of experience would that be

>>47605772
Yes. I'm also ready to hear about Gura telling us about watching videos about the 1 int run and be annoyed that she can't watch them live and react to them with us.

>>47605772
Damn right I am. I wonder if she'll follow the intended route or end up in deathclaw/cazador territory

>>47605772
Hopefully the fallout nerds don't get angry in chat and just let her be stupid in the game