/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We just can't stop winning bros

Gurass

Reminder that if you closed chat early you didn’t get to lightsaber duel with Gura

>>47533881
Never close the chat too early

>she smiles a lot when she practices dancing
I love my wife Gura an unhealthy amount.

>>47533756
now now, lets wait at least 2 weeks before we celebrate

shark who stinks good

>>47533975
we? you're not part of this

When is the hololive matsuri? I haven't followed holo news recently. I read Gura is in it.

>>47533735
wuv my shrinemaidensharkwife

Good morning chumbies

I love my wife so much!!

Thoughts?

>>47533392
lighting and fog is like 75% of modern video game graphics.

>>47534545
i can smell this image

>Gura actually came back strong for real
>/ggg/ is deceased
It's official. I shall be the real final last chumbud.

>>47535182
this is what this thread looks like when antis do not have any ammunition

>>47535182
its cozy here right now

>>47535182
Now I can finally take a rest

>>47535182
Really makes you wonder where did all those "chumbuds" go.

>>47535483
busy shitflinging somewhere else

>>47535182
Don't jinx it

>>47535534
Gura lazy!

>>47535182
Gura killed all her EU buds last night. Only burgers remain.

>>47535702
I'm getting stronger with "Selamat Pagi" from my beloved Gura

>>47535304
they dont need ammo
they are just shitting up the other threads they like to shit up right now

how smooth and soft are gura's pits?

>>47535591
true

>>47535182
>Strong for real
Anon pls...you will get sad again

>twitter is still whining about rainbow tridents wanting more gura
its so funny to me

>Don't call me mummy
>It's weird like Marty Mcfly kissed his mother
Is Gura implying that we are going to kiss?

>>47536217
Yes, Gura can't be our mom because she is our girlfriend.

Reps complete and now it's time for a bulking breakfast!
I'm going to be the strongest me for Gura! I'm going deadlift 500 for her.

>>47536161
I want the heads of drama leeches on a pike

>>47536161
the more time goes on the more im glad they did it at this point
i hate dramaniggers so fucking much and seeing the massive droves on nijiniggers and people going OMG THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE OSHI NO KO just makes me even more annoyed with anyone bitching that people dared to ask for communication.

>>47536380
I am proud of you repsbud

>>47536459
>oshi no ko
god this shit has long overstayed its welcome from brainlets that cant think for themselves
holy fuck its gotten so annoying seeing people go OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE OSHI NO KO
VTUBERS ARE AN OPPRESSED RACE!!!!
PLEASE SAVE THEM FROM THEIR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND ADORING FANS ITS SUCH A HARD LIFE
im gonna have a fucking aneurism

>>47536161
Is going to be fun in a few months to ask where all these totally loyal grays went

>>47536745
i love retarded girls, I'm currently watching another retarded girl too

>>47536745

>>47536805
id ask who but thread shitters will cry so ill just say based, retarded girls are the best

Ugh, just had really bad sleep paralysis this morning. You wake up from your dream but can't open your eyes because your muscles are still paralyzed. Finally got them open and they wanted to close right away again

>>47536931
onyon of course, gura might actually watching her too right now
>>47536939
thankfully you didn't get any heart attack chumbie

>>47536459
I binge read Oshi no Ko over the weekend. It was alright, but the people that are either trying to pick fights over it or who think it's a masterpiece are kinda retarded.

>>47536217
Gura is totally unaware of that Hololive Survey where she got the least amount of votes as someone seen as a mommy.

>>47537023
NO BRO ITS LITEALLY EXACTLY LIKE REAL LIFE BRO
ITS WHAT VTUBERS GO THROUGH EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THEIR LIFE!!!!

>>47537027
I don't give a fuck I want a Gura mommy

I WANT GURA MILKIES!
I WANT GURA MILKIES!
I WANT GURA MILKIES!
I WANT GURA MILKIES!
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!

Gura is getting hornier and hornier every stream
We will get our ASMR this year, I feel it.

>>47537126
chumbaby...

gura is way too sexy

>>47537197
Doubt it, I think she's just ovulating.

>>47535702
God bless

I lived bitches
And now I have less teeth
teeth are for suckers

>>47536380
Good job anon, I'm going to the gym later for chest day

>>47537679
waoh did they gave u those good pain pills?

>>47535702
I'm still here, fuck you.

>>47537785
dunno, senpai is going out to pick up my prescription now. probably some kind of oxy but I might avoid those just based on all the bad shit around them

>>47537959
ohh ok if you dont want it i can have it huhaha

why is europe a continent? its part of eurasia
6 total:
north america
south america
eurasia
africa
australia
antarctica

>>47537959
If you don't want them i could take care of them for you.

>>47538041
its also based on race i mean all continents have the same group of people and chinese people arent the same as dutch people

Everytime I think about Gura my goom starts to leak out...
I'm so fucking horny for shark Its unreal I'm losing my mind

>>47537959
never knew about that word filter but I guess that works too
>>47538034
>>47538073
I dunno man, based on what I can feel now while I'm numb I might need them
Really not sure how I'm expected to eat like this

>>47538121
Explain Oceania then.

>>47538041
If you're gonna do that, may as well go all the way.
Afroeurasia
America
Australia
Antarctica
Four continents. And all starting with A.

>>47538199
Drink protein shakes, your dentist should have told you to eat soft foods like soup.

>>47538257
drink ENSURE

>>47538073
how do we get gura to do a chibi or dino gura vr stream again?

>>47538199
Don't eat until the numbness goes away so you don't bite your tongue off.
Drink your foods for a while.

>>47538307
feed her dramamine

>>47538257
Oh yeah they did, I still don't know how well it's gonna work with the big bloody holes in all four corners, dealing with the gauze and the icepacks and whatnot
As an aside I do not like the feeling of nitrous, at least at first it gives me the same cold tingles in the extremities that I usually get right before I throw up

How home this has only 20 replies?

>>47538408
Use straws so yhe liquid gets in yout mouth without touching the teeth all that much.

>>47538433
People don't comment much. Don't encourage people to comment retard, you'll just get more useless shit that will make Gura less likely to read them. Hornypost comment is still up and she definitely saw it btw.

>>47538498
Proof?

>>47538433
She turned it off before the stream, touristchama

>>47538433
its usually only the regulars in chat that comment.

>>47538544
The comment is still up and Gura told us she read comments yesterday.

>>47538199
I got by just taking 3 ibuprofen every 6 hours or so when I got my Wisdom teeth out. Also, expect to sleep a lot the next few days.

>>47538493
DO NOT USE STRAWS that's how you break the clot and get a dry socket

>>47538493
Straws are a no-no
>>47538582
Define a lot; my body naturally desires 12on/12off

>>47538555
Retard, i didn't notice she did.

>>47538635
What, then how is he supposed to eat? Should he go on a fast for the next day?

>>47538674
You're not a real chumbud then

>>47538121
The blacks only lived south of the deserts, though.

>>47538555
You can't comment on streams before they're over.

Had to go in a very annoying trip for the weekend. Only watched a little of the train stream. Did she said anything else about the people being mad or just the prechat comment?

bro this newest comment on her vod
IM DYING

>>47538665
I think I slept like 16 hours a day for 2 or 3 days when I got my wisdom teeth out.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

>>47538840
????
>>47538860
Average Gura's anti

>>47538754
I am more of a chumbud than feistybuds.
>>47538840
Those are post comments, not VOD comments.

>>47538725
Pour stuff down the throat or use a spoon.

>>47538860

>>47538902
Hapy birday Chumbo

>>47538860
HOLY AUTISM KEK

>>47538860
greys are so embarrassing holy shit

>>47538902
Happy Birthday fatso chumbo

>>47538860
Goddamn that person is retarded.

/ggg/ = Give Gura Goom

>>47538931
No. Those are stream comments.

>>47538860
holy fucking CRINGE

>>47539019
Greychama please do not embarrass yourself

>>47538860
I LOVE CHELSEA

>>47539019
Fucking retard.

>>47538902
happy birthday fatfuck

>>47538860
This is the same way rrats get created, simple as

>>47539085
>>47539111
Oh I see, this is mobile. I've never used youtube on mobile and didn't recognize it.

why are chungies so mean to eachother?

>>47539170
Community posts also on PC you retard

>>47539170
Dumbud...

>>47538860
Why did Gura start talking about new names?

>>47539225
They don't look like that image on pc.

>>47539205
Why are you a woman?

>>47539205
i love my fellow chumbies

>>47539335
Looks the same to me

>>47539335
Your IQ must be double digits, jesas...

>>47539205
Why should I be nice to my competition?

>>47539419
If you love me then bend over

>>47539510

>>47539205
Men are mean to eachother on the surface but deep down they appreciate one another while women are nice on the surface but hate one another.
If you were a man you'd know this.

>>47538041
Technically, it is one continent, and weirdly enough part of Japan is in North America. For the purposes of dividing the world, Europe is its own continent. To all the Yuros still here, North and South America are in fact separate continents despite all your insistence that we're one.

>>47539095
That's Gabby though
I was gonna say we should come up with a design for AU Gura "Chelsea" but she implied it would be a straight up name change so... just Gura but named Chelsea

>>47539912
Niggura from memphis would be named Chelsea.

>>47539912
My head canon is that Chelsea is an older and sluttier Gura.

>>47540420
Doesn't sound right.

>>47540420
Chelsea is booba Gura?

>>47538041
Europe is its own continent because of grandfathering from the Greek and Roman writers.
>>47538256
Technically true, it should be Afro-Eurasia by the contiguous expanse of land definition. It has a lot to with European writers from the 16-19th century putting Africa on its own to separate it from Asia.
Continent definitions are dumb because a lot of this stuff had been grandfathered in from before reliable mapping and plate tectonics became common knowledge.

>>47538860
This is the average "patient bud"

Sex with a fembud.

>>47540891
That's a schizo like most feistybuds are, dumbass.

>>47541063
not when like 90% of her comments of "patient buds" are people who openly admit to never watching her but also "being huge fans" while comparing her life to Oshi no ko

>>47541063
sadly that isnt a schizo thats just the average EN "fan" who follows only drama vtuber channels

Gura hasn't done a sponsored stream in a while, she should ask Cover for some

I stink like Gura now.

>>47541244
Only twitterinas and discord trannies are making that comparation, dunno about redditors since i don't expose myself to their shit ass platform.
None of them are patientbuds nor are "fans".

>>47541641
that is why its in quotes dumbo

>>47541060
Yes

>>47541060
I will have sex with a fembud in LA

>>47541678
Use something else, patientbuds are the real fans who love gura no matter what.

>>47541806
the only "fembuds" going to LA are going to be poser hamplanets so good luck I guess
>>47541836
no they arent

>>47538860
He's not wrong with that logic though. Of course I don't want her to give up on hololive if she still has things she wants to do in hololive but she could occasionally make posts or shorts on HER to stir her audience a little bit, this way people who follow HER and Gura would notice and talk about it and get more people interested, it's a way to increase the awareness of her channels to new potential subscribers who will over time invite more potential subs who will do the same etc...

>>47541806
Make sure to record it and post it here.

>>47541875
Fuck off Roberto.

>>47541875
You guys just let me know if she posts her armpits.

>>47541875
uhh no
i hate that Hololive even allows any roommate activity at all
if you cant focus on your fans why the fuck are you in Hololive?

>>47541875
roberto...

>>47541858
Yes we are.

gura told us to discipline her when necessary

>>47542046

>>47542046
Timestamp?

>>47541907
>>47541948
Not Roberto and nyo anyway. She will only benefit from enlarging both her channels, so if anything happens and she wants to go indie again (maybe even in a new channel like Roberto says), she would have a huge advantage.
The ideal would be to keep a ratio of 1-2 between HER's and Gura's channel, in the sense the former should always have at least half the number of subs of the latter.

>>47541966
ok Khyo, whatever you say

>>47542127
anon i dont want to get too deep into this but she was well-known to be completely miserable when she was HER

>>47541946
It's a strategy for the growth of both channels. Hololive will only gain benefit because a lot of HER subs became not only Gura's subs but subs of other holos too. Just a post or a short once every 2-3 months and she'll be fine.

>>47542236
"Gura should just become a fleshtuber and show her pussy on camera because it will totally only help grow her channel in Hololive"

kill yourself

How does one eat three blueberries?

>>47542291
Gura's cunny uuoohh

>>47542195
I mean... NTA but shes clearly just as miserable as Gura now
it took a while but shes back to just being a sad depressed sack of shit with zero

>>47542195
Sadly I know but I never said I want her to go back to that. That channel should be only used as a form of "advertisement" for her new channels. She has nothing to gain from going back but she also has nothing to lose from making a post every now and then to remind her old fans she's still alive. When she makes a post it always goes viral, that's the point of the old channel, free viral advertising.

>>47542348
zero motivation*
idk how i accidently deleted the last word

>>47542124
Didn't happen.

>>47542291
Now you're just being retarded. Whatever I don't care anymore anyway, time to go do my reps.

>>47541858
gee thanks for inviting twitter trannies and SJWs, surely you guys didn't overdid it

>>47542195
>>47542348
wtf, why is Gura unhappy, she should be happy.

>>47542460
anyone willing to even step foot in LA is either a tranny or SJW
>>47542482
woman moment

>>47542124
nta but I think it was one of the member's zatsus in the last month or so

>>47542348
Schizophrenia moment.

>>47542602
It wasn't.

>>47542482
shes a woman and women refuse to be happy no matter how good they have it in life

>>47542348
>>47542482
she's still much better than how she was. like she was just an absolute miserable person back then. if you've been following her for a long, long time, whatever Gura we have now is a blessing to hear and see.

>>47542482
Because Cover gave her an earful and she feels restrained, she didn't really want to stream 4 days in a row this week but there was too much drama going on and Cover must have told her something about her inactivity.
I don't think she will ever be able to become happy as a streamer anymore, at least not genuinely happy, she will always have that feeling of emptiness in a little corner of her heart. That's what depression does to people.

oh cool, more people projecting feelings onto gura

>>47542652
Don't reply to bait.

>>47542665
anon, try having a relationship with a real woman for once
>>47542643
correct

>>47542665
she should stop being a LE DEPRESSED ZOOMER her health issues are directly linked with her depression and she makes herself depressed on purpose because its her coping mechanism
as dumb as it sounds all she needs to do is stop telling herself her life sucks and shes depressed.
Gura refuses to look at how good she really has it and just be happy with all of her support and success.

>>47542736
mega schizo autist moment, let them drain their energy, the catalog must be boring right now

>>47542633
what are you, grey or something?
don't want to dig up a timestamp but I remember her mentioning that she appreciated feedback, hell I'm pretty sure she's even said so on multiple occasions

>>47542736
I don't want her to do something irreversible, she's feeling very pressured and she has depression. When you put pressure on a depressed person it never ends well.

>>47542665
Look, we have a Cover corp insider in this thread.

>>47542643
>>47542790
actual facts btw
this is just a testament to how badly women feel the need to play the victim and complain about every little thing in life
its like people in this thread forgot what women are all about or something

why are you guys being retarded again. shes streaming 4 days in a row

>>47542790
The problem is that depression is not that easy to get over. She needs a radical change of mentality.

>>47542829
Shut the fuck up, holy shit.

>>47542643
>>47542652
Well she should be happy now because she belongs to me forever. I'll do anything for her!
>>47542665
It's fine, she's buckling down and feels truly loved now that she see show angry we get from being separated from her.

>>47542867
her streaming 4 days in a row doesnt mean shes not still depressed.
>>47542888
>The problem is that depression is not that easy to get over.
it actually is though

>>47542867
Dramafags. I'm having a blast with my shark wife.

>>47542819
She hasn't used the word discipline at all in the last month. Stop paraphrasing my wife.

>>47542920
>I'll do anything for her!
so would a million others and shes still depressed and unhappy
its a her issue and she needs to get over it or just be depressed the rest of her life

>>47542867
one autist cant stop replying and one schizo is projecting, ignore

>jwu
Hello chumbies I need to take my first shit of the day

>>47543040
neat
go poo

>>47542944
I think "disciplining" and "providing feedback" are similar enough but if you really want to be pedantic sure whatever

>>47543074
She hasn't said providing feedback either.

>>47542862
But her weakness is also part of her charm, she's feminine and delicate, she's the ideal woman.
She belittles herself a lot like when she says she's the least mommy-like person you'd ever find but because she is such a naturally feminine person, I've no doubt that she'd make a damn fine mother.
My only worry is that if she realizes it... she might actually become an housewife and quit streaming.

>>47542862
>...women feel the need to play the victim and complain...
>gura doesn't complain despite anons claiming she is drepressed
>anons make a big stink demanding gura to complain and play the victim

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS DISCIPLINE

>>47543120
if you dont think Gura complains about her depression or needing to stream you are pretty retarded
99% of her life is offstream anon

>>47543110
she definitely said something to the effect of "I appreciate your feedback", since you seem to a have a photographic memory on her exact phrasing maybe you're a better person to ask than me on exactly how she said it

>>47543195
I don't see her complaining or showing up for a stream with a bad mood. Once again you are projecting a whole lot of emotions onto her that are probably yours.

>>47543120
This is true.
>>47543195
Begone woman hater, Gura just watches TV and eats cookies off stream.

I'm gonna watch some Korean dramas until gooba puts up her frame. you guys are acting like little girls again

>>47543338
>Gura just watches TV and eats cookies off stream.
just like all depressed women

stinky

>>47543366
My mom is not depressed, she's retired.

>>47543351
little girls are cute, those faggot are just my neighborhood housewives gossiping

>>47543251
She hasn't said anything close to that since saying she reads criticism months ago. Closest thing is saying she appreciated our sweet words yesterday.

If Gura didn't think ghosting was the best way to cancel a stream, there'd be a lot less drama.

>>47543366
Most people are depressed by that logic.

>>47543450
honestly true

GURA PISSY CUNNY LICKY LICKY LICK LICK LICKY LICKY LICK LICK LICKY LICKY LICK LICK

This is how Gura and I try for a baby every day
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107221099

>>47543450
The anon that said
>if you ever get mad at Gura for doing something dumb, just remember that she's borderline retarded
has the right mindset

>>47543450
Like I said yesterday, even if she didn't alter her current streaming consistency at all, a little more communication would go a long way towards easing fan concern

>>47543657
I'm literally using this mindset

>>47543366
what? all this time I thought I was a dude, but it turns out I was a depressed woman all along!

>>47543708
i mean that has ALWAYS been the "argument" and anyone saying otherwise is just being retarded on purpose because they cant dispute that point.

>>47543366
She's been eating only snacks recently which means she isn't motivated enough to cook/bake things for herself, another sign of depression. Apparently she hasn't even ordered McDonald's these past few days. I only hope she won't fatten herself too much, because there's no way snacks can fill her stomach. Being chubby is fine, one can still be healthy to a certain extent but if she goes over her limits then it won't be good. I hope Cover comes up with a new event where she needs to practice dancing again, at least she will burn her carbs.

By the way Kiara said Gura always smiles when she dances. If a Cover manager is reading this, please consider recording a secret clip of her and leak it on DailyMotion or some small streaming site. Precious moments like those will never repeat as often in the future anymore and there's nothing more precious than the smile of cute girl dancing happily.

>>47543657
Wasn't that about Europe? She was faking that. She knew many countries in Europe before.

>>47543768
you now understand why all zoomers think they are depressed so much that they actually make themselves depressed

>>47543419
found it
https://www.youtube.com/live/Qb3tx1G5GVg?feature=share&t=8394

>>47543791
As much as I would like to see such a recording, that'd be an egregious breach of privacy and contract. I'd say record it (with her OK, even) and give her the recording to keep for posterity's sake. Something for her to look back on, show her family

>>47543301
She has said that she doesn't want to stream unless she is on the mood because she doesn't want to deliver a poopy experience to the viewer, she is a retarded perfectionist how hard is it to understand this. Every stream so far has been great with games that let out the best of her in both gameplay and chatting with chat.
All this "muh ghosting" won't bring me to lash out at gura for not streaming as often when the few times she does she delivers quality content.

Baldis basics today. We need more kusoge streams honestly.

>>47543949
>t. sharkbro
You want to keep her all for yourself... unfair.

>>47543791
Gura should do a dance karaoke stream like Baelz did.

>>47543856
How did you turn that into appreciates our feedback? She's talking about people asking for ASMR vs going meh whatever do it when you want.

I would just like to say that Gura is the cutest girl to ever exist and I am convinced that she is an actual real angel, and I'm not even religious

>>47544027
That would be super cute ngl.

>>47544050
This is true

>>47544016
Excuse me I am her husband (which is also family) and I WILL keep her all to myself thank you very much

>>47544050
She is. I'm gonna Gosling again today...

>>47543778
If she can't bring herself to do something why the hell do you think your complaining will accomplish anything but forced outcomes that only sours the experience for her.
You retards lack self awareness despite all the logical arguments you put forward.

I can't stop drooling all over myself

>>47544027
I wish, maybe if Gura took some dramamine

>>47544271
Dumb shark.

>>47544293
She doesn't need to wear a VR headset, just some motion sensors.

>>47543821
Nothing in the Bully stream proved that she knew Europe was considered its own continent or that the flags were for countries instead of states.

>>47544229
NTA but complaining in a constructive way and without being mean is the only way. She doesn't feel loved as much as she should. She needs to understand that she is real wife material and everyone wants to spoil the shit out of her.

>>47544042
She acknowledges that it comes from a place of just liking her and her content a lot, and that she's not afraid of her fanbase having opinions. It's an important quality for pretty much any professional content creator to be responsive to fan feedback and Gura is no exception to that.

>>47544355
She needs to accept that she's my real wife forever.

You know what all this "she is depressed" narrative reminds me of?
The period before IRyS redesign debut, sisters spent monts in /HiRyS/ going on about how IRyS was depressed because of the lack of streams and all that bullcrap.
Go ask IRyStocrats about it.

>>47544406
Nyo. She my wife.

>>47544388
No, she never said that in the feistybud timestamp. Even people who like Gura just making shit up that she didn't say all the time.

>>47544537
Feistybuds are those who are cheeky and tease her a lot in chat, shitters in their warped view of reality thought it meant people who gave her "feedback".

>>47544537
Well like it or not, that's how a lot of people interpreted what she was saying there, and her actions don't exactly give the impression of someone who crumbles under light criticism.

>>47544445
Never opened her general. There's many signs that Gura is depressed, like when she knelt to Mori during the fes. Gura has so little self-esteem that the smallest negative thing can ruin her whole day.

>>47544667
t.
You go sis, keep pushing that narrative. I am sure chumbuds will eat it up since they love biting bait.

>already reached 90% of my monthly data cap
I hate mobile data caps so much. I might miss her stream today, please tell her that I love her, buds.

>>47544445
i see, thanks for the heads up guy

Shion is streaming more, too!

>>47544667
hello squirmbeat

Wtf I just saw there was a Back to the future watchalong
I didn’t get the notification. Fuck you Youtube

>>47544841
They still push that rrat every now and then.

Another day, another Gura stream
That's 4 in a row
Holy shit we're back baby I knew things would turn around eventually

>>47545040
Gura is on antidepressants too. She talked about taking her pills once or twice.

>>47545103
Her vitamins.

>>47545040
Fucking schizo, i’ll save this post
Thanks

>>47542665
All she has to do is just tell people when she's taking these multi week breaks. Something as simple as "Hey guys, I'll be gone for a couple of weeks, I'll let ya know when the next stream will be." I don't see how that is difficult.

>>47545103
i'm on antidepressants too but i'm not even depressed.

>>47538860
I don't understand this. Wtf is this retard trying to say? Is he trying to be funny because it's not. He's trying too hard

>>47545410
hes a tourist from the drama vtuber channels
hes just literally retarded

>>47542127
Neck yourself retard
No holo should do anything but be a holo

also wtf is up with the narrative that she even wants new fans? I don't think it can be any more clear that she doesn't really care about new fans and would rather just keep her dedicated fans of like 5000 people.

>>47545313
Dunno about you but i realized that all i needed was some D3 supplements because i work night shifts and i rarely if ever get touched by the sun and my diet isn't rich in D3.
Ever since i supplemented that I've been happier and less prone to feeling down or out right depressed.

>>47545554
Gura does like new people as long as they assimiliate into shouting FEET and don't call her cringe. She made that pretty clear.

>>47545312
It seems like she doesn't know when.
She called out the people complaining about more streams/communication, saying she is doing what she can, when she can and then proceeded to make a point of thanking the people sending her kind words. It's clear that regardless of what she is dealing with she sees us a comfy place and she is doing her best for us.
Maybe in the future she will get things under control more and things can start going back to normal, but until then we need to keep things comfy for her

>>47545554
Real chumbuds have known that gura never wanted to blow up like she did, saying that she wants more fans shows who is the tourist in this thread. Both narratives "she is depressed" and "she wants more senpaitachi" come from the same people.

>>47545618
Same am a vampire too. I get my D from a supplement with zinc, magnesium and k for the testosterone optimization.

>>47545727
"Feistybuds" only care about themselves, they don't really care about gura.
They want more gura at the cost of her wellbeing.

I wanna be Gura's yandere childhood friend. She can be the dense unaware heroine kind of friend who used to be sweet but grew up into a bad girl. She would bully me without giving a second thought about hurting me because I made her hate me on purpose. This would go on until something like a zombie invasion happens and we are left all alone.
She would even more hate the shit out of me for being annoying and weak but I would still fight for her until we reach a safe settlement. I wouldn't be allowed to go with her though because a zombie infected me and I never told her about it until last moment.
That's where she'd kill me out of anger, spite and hatred for never telling her about it. I couldn't desire a better ending for myself, at least she won't miss me.

>>47545618
I tried doing new stuff recently. I cut out caffeine completely from my life around 2 months ago and I've been pretty happy. Only downside is that I haven't had the desire to goom in 2 months.

>>47545895
That's crazy because I drink so much soda every day it sometimes hurts my throat.

>>47545733
I've been thinking on adding magnesium to my D3-Zinc supplementation, but i fear i will go down the supplements rabbithole where i end up taking like 10 pills a day.

>>47545554
I hope she can get a lot more fans who appreciate her as an idol, and she can eventually do a song with Miku or something.

>>47545848
Are you even capable of watching this timestamp?
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=8360

>>47545934
That's really bad anon, soda is shit for you in so many ways
Try doing what I did, get some fruit juices and plain seltzer, and mix to your desired sweetness. I put barely a splash in nowadays, just for a little flavor. Saves me from the sugar and the nasty acidity of soda

>>47545934
>deleted
IRyS...

>>47546019
Yes, are you capable of taking your meds?

>Wake up
>See this
Your move?

Both my retarded daughters are doing something education related today. I can't wait to unlearn so much.

>>47546306
>new IP after almost 300 posts
>trying to sneak his whore in by having her in the same pic as Gura to make it "on topic"
Very sly shilling attempt, anon

>>47546282
Kick her in the cunt and run

>>47546306
My other daughter isn't streaming today unfortunately.

>>47546306
WHORE
WHORE PORT SIDE

>>47546386
This. I hate faggots that come in here specifically to NOT talk about Gura. You have an entire fucking board, fuck off.

>>47546495
WHORE
WHORE STARBOARD SIDE

That was always the intention of their post…

>post girl
>samefag to call her a whore

>>47546495
That couple is so ironic it's not even funny.

Look at my cute sea wives

>>47546282
approach slowly
grab arms tightly
shove her to the bed and pin her down
shake her violently while screaming about the importance of communcaiton
give kiss on forehead
tuck into bed so she can think about it while getting a good rest

>>47546306
UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH DINO CUNNY SEX!!!!!!

why are we posting vshojo girls?

reminder that enjoying things makes thread shitters mad
continue to enjoy things chumbies

These two should do a situation voice pack for us that's extremely erotic.

Your slut banned the word Gura from her channel so don't act like they are friends

>>47546770
I respect shilily a lot. She is a whore and I never watched her but from what I know she saw an opportunity and took it by the balls. Copied voice from another girl, used coomerbait model that is meta for twitch, played mainstream stuff that would generate clips, embraced the parasocial aspect of the medium. Girl or whoever are behind her are competent, she would’ve been great for council…

>>47546970
fuck off cuckmate

>>47546892
im making fun of the yuko poster

>>47546990
Yeah we really don't need more twitch style whores in Hololive, if you want that stick to vshojo or even nijien

Reminder that this dude is just trying to get people to raid the Jew thread because he keeps getting banned for bbc and dox spamming over there.

>>47546770
Whorca has dried cum on her teeth when she thanks you for your akasupa:
https://files.catbox.moe/arjnwv.mp4

>>47547155
Something is seriously wrong if your mouth is dry enough for the cum to dry. You should say stuck in her throat instead.

>>47547155
neat stuff schizo, but i don't watch her
>>47547059

Now let's get the thread back on track

>>47547359
its beyond saving now

>>47547359
Baqua drooling my Guras mouth

I for one enjoy cunny sex and support GFE fembuds

How can one girl be so unsexual, yet sexual at the same time? I want to do unspeakable things, yet at the same time, I'd feel wrong for doing them.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>47547590
You don't want to lick Gura's unwashed hand seasoning straight from the source? You don't find her talking about eating glue sexy?

How well would Gura's meatball making skill translate to massaging my balls?

I'm gonna make Gura's meatballs sometime this week.

>>47547850
>>47547847
meatball brain

>>47547896
We all share the same braincell

I'm glad I grew up the way I did because it means I ended up loving a girl like Gura. Imagine be the type of person that falls for someone else other than Gura.

I've got the sniffles chummies, healthybuds status?

>>47548454
I don't go outside and never get sick.

does gura like starwars? why did she bring up

PLEASE STOP STREAMING
I WANT TO HAVE A REASON TO BE ANGRY
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>47548454
I've been healthy ever since I got covid and had to go to the ER for a week. Somehow my health insurance paid for the entirety of my $10,000 hospital bill so that was cool.

>more gura today
we literally can not stop winning

>>47548825
She's mentioned over the years that she's never watched Star Wars before

>>47548825
Star Wars has a lot of memes. Gura likes anything with memes, no exceptions.

>>47548454
Been eating a ton of garlic. I am unvulnerable.

>>47549380
IWTCIGG

Do we love Gura here?

>>47549854
I LOVE HER

>>47549854
>we
Me and only me love Gura here.

So we are screaming "SHARK CUNNY ON THE STAGE" at the concert right?

>>47550067
im screaming UUUUOOOOOOHHHH GUUUURAAAAAAAAAA

>>47549854
I love gura everywhere

>>47549854
I love her the most here.