/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47526521
if it's Kobo, I'm going to assume she'll want to talk to me about poop

>>47526521
Turtles

why not stream often

I don't speak japanese

>>47526521
I ask if she's dating irl

I'm too shy going for 1 on 1, I prefer go in with a group of 20 fellow ojisans

squeeb as loud as I can then run out

>>47526521
Marriage proposal, duh.
Probably just talk about my favorite stream moment, I guess.
Not a whole lot of meaningful topics to discuss in 5 minutes and telling her I enjoy her streams is incredibly redundant if I'm paying money to talk to her one on one, pretty sure she knows I like her streams at that point.

>>47526521
https://youtu.be/xz6OGVCdov8

>>47526975
Unfathomably based

Video games or recent streams, I guess?

>>47526521
>Say her full name and address
>leave

>>47526715
Why do many stream when few stream do trick?

>>47527226
that's not allowed retard

Bring a bouquet of white flowers.
Reveal the knife hiding between the flowers.
Stab the screen

Ramble about my past and blow my brains out at the end.

>>47526975
kek

>>47526521
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

>>47526521
I'd announce (lie) my marrying/having kids with a woman older than her, telling her how wonderful and fulfilling my life is now. I'd then thank her for being my biggest inspiration for all of it

>>47527986
What are they going to do? Arrest him?

>>47526521
I would try to get her romantically interested in me and if it didn't work I would kms in front of her
Partly because I would no longer have the desire to continue and partly to make sure she never forgets

>>47529148
Based.

>>47526521
Pretty easy since I'm able to talk to her already. I'd just talk about the time we had sex in the donki ferris wheel

>>47526521
Make a fool of myself attempting to communicate my love with my broken japanese and be haunted about those awkward 5 minutes for the rest of my life.

>>47526521
I whip my cock out and cum on her.

>>47529675
That sounds like what would happen to me except I'd forget both Japanese and English and probably just cry.

>>47526521
Every girl at a meet and greet
>"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms, are you sure it's worth it?"

>>47526521
I'd just tell her she's doing a good job, that she's a wonderful person, and she should love herself the way she loves everyone else.

>>47526521

Show her a picture of my Airsoft gun ask her opinion on it, when she sperges out good when she doesnt have an opinion I'll explain what the gun is and then ask her what she thinks of airsoft sports if she doesnt k ow about it I'll explain what it is.

>>47526521
Try to convince her to sing Greensleeves

>>47526521
Just realized that this meet and greet was probably Kobo's first time seeing white people other than Kiara. What a disgrace. We definitely did not send the race's finest.

>>47526521
no idea since I'm bad at starting discussions, I hear my oshi is good at breaking the ice so I figure on the extremely remote chance I ever end up at one of these she'll get the ball rolling and I'll just go with the flow.

>>47526521
Herself