/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47479482
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>47479482
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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I MISS LEADER

I think Hakka and Flay should have sex

NOWA ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/live/ctlKY3Rl24s
https://www.youtube.com/live/ctlKY3Rl24s
https://www.youtube.com/live/ctlKY3Rl24s

HEHFHFGHCNNCB NWOA

reposting from last thread https://twitter.com/enyu51357169/status/1647593433308053505?t=x3AlyIJzQza4y_S1haVSEQ&s=19

i love Nowa ah ah ah

>>47479782
Very true anon, I think you should describe it in 5000 words

>>47479650
kek, vesper would be cute but batty white would get my vote

>>47479831
THEY SHOULD HAVE SEX

>>47479888
AND I SHOULD WATCH

reposting from the other thread, go vote for this little baby (although vesper seems to be winning by a landslide) https://twitter.com/RandomActsOrg/status/1647280646123921410

boss baby...

>Boss Baby
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

have (You) done your daily Yatta reps?
lets get it to 1m by the end of the year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

>>47479930
i dont understand why they cant do a simple poll. seems like a headache for the poor intern that'll have to count this all

>>47479593
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>47480172
Better for the algo this way probably. Also they can just ctrl+f

>>47479922
WE*

https://twitter.com/httpsoverbreak/status/1647633448159289350

Will Vesper get more than half today?

kintama bros in >10 hours
https://youtu.be/LF-n65HNI8c

>>47480486
KINTAMA BROS LET'S GO!

>>47480422
Most likely, Vesper mention today will be a long stream so unless the game require more then 12 hours he will probably finish it today.

>>47480486
this better be kintama bros off collab announcement

>>47480779
It's not a question of time.
He already finished the scenes. Now it's a matter of intelligence and attention. Two skills we know Nowa lacks.

Someone asked for the Altare twitch vods, so I uploaded my copies of them

https://gofile.io/d/G87sej

>>47480800
anon…

>>47479650
YOU MAD LADS

Who's THE gamer of Tempus?

from how he answered that chatters question doesnt sound like he cares for league that much

>>47481257
either altare or shinri

>>47481257
consistent skill - altare
inconsistent skill - bettel
story mode - shinri
dubbed - flayon

>>47480867
Based thank you anon

>>47481257
altare probably. tempus isn't very gamer to be honest

>>47481329
He's in the second stage now. Soon he will sound like he actually likes the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF-n65HNI8c

>>47480486
I'm excited

>>47481455
>10 hours
anon...

>Nowa doing APEX reference
>my TSB withdrawal kicking in
;_;

>>47480486
I hope they are extra stupid

>>47481257
Altare or Axel. Shinri has potential but I don't think he's very skilled yet.

>>47481483
?

Has nowa ever mentioned actually wanting kids? Random thought

>>47481633
Yeah, but not in the way you're thinking of.

>>47480486
Bets on whether this is wholesome or wholesome AND awkward?

>>47481633
i remember him saying that he doesn't plan to and he would never i'll gladly keep our child for myself

I hope Bettel green text anon has a wonderful day or night chu~

>>47481633
On the drunk Axel collab they talked about having kids, and Vesper didn't seem like someone that really wanted any.

cheerleadtare…

>>47481633
Why would a wizard ever want to have children if it means putting up with a woman's bullshit?

>>47481633
he's implied many times he wanted kids of his own but because of reasons which he says he cant change etc. it'll never be a reality. so he sees the vesties as his substitute kids

>>47481691
What do you mean?

>>47481633
most of hq doesn't seem to want kids

>>47480867
thank you anon chu~

>>47481853
>vesper fears his menheraness will make him a shit father
bros...

>>47481892

>>47481902
I'm pretty sure Axel and Altare have mentioned wanting kids

>>47481902
who in tempus does? i know altare definitely doesn’t and shinri does.

>>47481853
that child support must be crazy

>>47481953
I was thinking it was either that or the man is gay..or both. either way its pretty depressing yeah

>>47481702
Why would it be awkward?

>>47481773
His wings peeking below the skirt ToT

>>47481853
ah…family not wanting to judge him for being gay and adopting one instead of having one, I am guessing, with the way that they are. Sad tbdesu

>>47481984
Altare has mentioned wanting kids before strangely enough

>>47481984
hakka, axel and flayon

>>47482023
most likely. his dad being a homophobe that forced him to learn to write with his right hand supports that theory a lot.

>>47481984
flay and hakka seem to want kods not sure about bettel

>>47481975
Oh

>>47481984
Magni has said he doesn't want any but talks about shit like having grandchildren one say so who really knows

>>47481931
thanks for the morf crumbs
we are the last roachfuckers itt

>>47481853
He's sterile...

>>47482210
it's been 26 years anon...you need to let go

>>47481853
He's infertile...

>>47482210
thank 4milks for the gorgeous art. she and the morfyume itt are giving us a damn buffet

>>47481931
ToT

Nowa mentioning he was interested in playing Tarkov with Shinri the other night..im so happy..

>>47482100
I wish he could have a happy life and family with a man... A lot of menheras make great parents when they’ve had therapy of are medicated too, usually they’re more empathetic to their kids than normies

>>47481633
THAT'S A BIG NOPE
He is ok with family members, but he probably dislikes kids given some of the things he's said

>>47482100
what does forcing him to write with his right hand have to do with being an homophobe kek

>>47482414
You're incredibly wrong, holy fuck. Don't ever have kids if you're as menhera as Vesper is.

https://twitter.com/joooyeuse_/status/1647602569274089472
looks good on him

>>47481633
He gave off that vibe but it seems like he isn't able to for one reason or another

>>47482494
UUUOOOHHHHH

>>47482414
never have kids if you're menhera even if you're medicated
t. child of a menhera

>>47482494
Now put an armband on him

This Kintama bros song is kind of suspicious, Magni

>>47482437
left handedness is heavily associated with sin (like homosexuality) and satanism. especially 20+ years ago. in Ves's case it was both his dad being afraid he'll grow up queer and the religious paranoia

>>47482494
fuck i love those uniforms

>>47480486
Woooo~!! I've waited so long

>vesper's chat is full of gray women

>>47482654
i kind of assume the stabbing by his dad had to do with gayness too

>>47482740
holy irl trauma fanfiction, please seek help

I've been on a Naruto kick recently with all the PVs they've been putting out and now I can't get the idea of HQ and VG being genin squads with Vesper and Shinri as their jounin instructors.

>>47482634
What do you mean anon? He just want's to run away from management with Axel through a jungle while they fumble a little

>>47482776
They're not really doing fan fiction, just trying to put to gather disparate puzzle pieces and taking to much liberties with their assumptions

>>47481257
It's Altare. He's only good at specific types of games though.

Bettel could have potential if he really practiced at one specific game, and Shinri is probably the only one in Tempus who could be good at puzzles.

>>47482824
cool

>>47482824
>HQ: Team Kakashi
>VG: Team Asuma

todays stream is making me think vespers on the brink of a menhera episode jesas

>>47482776
He said it was a family member, that this seems the most likely.

Vesper putting down a boundary for once.. pigs must be flying...

>Altare hates kids
>Altare wants kids
What did he mean by that?

>>47483000
>hate other's kids
>wants own kids
simple as

>>47482949
that fits really well considering shinri's sacrifice kink

>grey names instantly silent

>>47482981
That's on him for saying multiple times he doesn't care about backseating

>>47483062
he probably had more faith that greyniggers wouldnt act the way they do lmao. just glad he finally said something at least

>>47483049
Yeah that checks out huh. Kinda cute to think about him loathing being around kids normally but doting on his own and being insanely protective of them.

>>47483000
I have this issue too I just assume at some point I will stop hating kids enough to have one and continue my lineage

>>47483062
He doesn't care about backseating till it bothers him, lol

>>47483100
That's why you set boundaries from the beginning, I like having visual indicators saying when it's fine and when it isn't to backseat/help.
Tourists always come when you're playing a game they like and think they're an expert and everyone should play like they do

>>47482881
True it's more like anti-fiction because it's none of their business to speculate about the real person's history especially on something that is supposedly upsetting for him

>>47483128
You know, you need a partner for that...

>>47482973
is he okay…? people were saying something similar yesterday.

New Merryweather just dropped

>>47483282
wrong thread, sister.

go back

>>47483282
anon...check thread...

yeah this obra dinn stream isn't any better. i'll wait for shinri to play it.

>sisters now, on TOP of not watching streams, are posting off topic shit

>>47483317
>>47483322
Aww, com'on

>>47483339
multi-tasking

>>47483331
Have you played Obra Dinn? Sometimes it's easy to see the road when you've been down it.

>>47483339
at this point its obvious its a loud minority just report and move on

>>47483282
ngl I like this more

>>47483273
>>47482973
Well, he got frustrated like this in a couple Outer Wild streams too when he got stuck
like i said >>47483157

>>47483459
Ugly bastard x Magni ToT....
Also that little shit's never going to deliver that comic huh

>>47483339
HQ sisters would rather talk about anything but streams

>>47482494
looks a little big, like.... nowa's hand-me-downs.... ToT

>>47483627
*punts it*

>>47483554
The irony is that right now those of you who are not talking about streams are the people who are complaining of probably someone who just happened to be in the wrong thread.

>>47483627
>*carves a hole into the bottom of it*
>*unzips my pants*

>>47483587
unironically think altare or any other temp boy would do better at obra

>>47483675
I think hakka or shinri would do great at it

>>47483655
the irony is that you're a faggot

>>47483675
shinri and flayon would be good choices, they pay a lot of attention to the story

everytime i watch Vesper i have an overwhelming urge to rape him. something about this smug retarded ojisan..

For how many months will the construction of Axel's staircase in Minecraft be abandoned?

I'm watching the stream but there's just not much to say.
Other than NOWA CUTE UUOOOOH ToT SEX WITH NOWA SEX WITH NOWA SEX WITH MY MANIC MENHARA HUSBAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>47483668
WILSON!!!!

I almost typed what a whore in chat, woo

>>47483714
Altare will probably finish it for him

>>47483732
realest post itt

>>47483745
KEK i've almost typed whore in his actual chat before too..

i'm a retard that can't follow the obra dinn happenings but nowa always worth to watch, love my grampire

>>47483746
He may drag Axel into finishing it while being there to help him, but I don't think he'll do it for Axel since he likes to respect others' space. Even if Axel wouldn't care if he did finish it

>>47483675
I your dreams, altventurer. Altare is too zoomer to play attenttion or focus for a certain period of time.

>>47483811
chu chu ilu retarded machiroon

>>47483710
Vesper will literally gut you alive with his comically long spear that he uses to protect his wizard tower

>>47483732
love my cute autistic oji
simple as

>>47483883
That's not true at all.

>>47483883
you... you have never watched altare

>>47483811
I love this autistic gay vampire

footfag nowa

>>47484157

>>47484157
viewers are passing on their foot fetish to him oh no...

>>47483883
Have you seen the minecraft server?

just simple Racial Profiling

>>47482634
anyone have a timestamp?

>>47483883
He hasn't seen Altare spend 10 hours straight building the Holostars logo out of blocks...

>>47484223
Oh yes of course. a block game is the same as a deduction game. My apologies.

>>47484277
3:37:5x

>>47484301
Your argument was his inability to pay attention or focus and it's wrong lmfao

I wanted to see Axel singing Ankimo

>>47484301
Moving goal posts I see

thats the iphone he uses when we sext each other

stop replying to bait

>>47483883
Altare wouldn’t do good in the game because he’s actually fucking stupid and bad at puzzles, but the issue isn’t his attention span. If he cares about what he’s doing he will be transfixed until it’s done.

>>47484487
I can somewhat accept that.

Vesper is the pinnacle of kino. Everything the man does is perfect. Thumbnails, stream names, content, personality, everything. He is the perfect vtuber.

>>47484617
this but ironically

>Axel plays Neopets
>Get banned in 5 minutes to typing fuck to a NPC

>>47484617
Cute vestie.
This but all of Tempus.

>>47484617
I'm a vestie, but nobody is perfect.

>>47484617
based

>>47484617
he doesn't make thumbnails though, he just uses unedited fan art

wait, people unirocally think vesper is gay? i thought it was all silly fujo fantasies.

>>47484755
people think he's straight? at best the dude is bi but that is not a heterosexual on the screen

>>47484617
don't forget the perfect target too

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1647651884705148928

>>47484755
Dunno if he’s GAY gay but he literally has a fag lisp.

>>47484755
In all seriousness? I don't care what it is his sexuality. But if you want the canon version: He's a wizard

>>47484889
Don't most of them, I don't think it's a fag only thing anymore

>>47484617
I know bait when I see it.

>>47484755
theres an energy he gives off. I don't feel it watching Bettel Axel or Altare but I trust my instincts with this one

Vesper isn't making guesses...

it's so easy to figure things out
the officers dress the same, the seamen dress the same, not only that, they hang out with each other by ethnicity

this game is easily solvable at this hour

>>47484856
God bless her horny soul

>>47484889
It's not a lisp. Some black/hispanic guys have the same quality to their voice.
That said, he could be closeted.

>>47485038
I’ve seen Twitter fags theorizing that Axel is secretly gay because he talks about dick and balls all the time… nah, that’s a straight dude.
However, Vesper sets off my gaydar just by standing there.

>>47484856

>>47485038
People are going to think I'm crazy but I don't get that vibe from Magni either

>>47485190
Axel is the straightest guy on earth, he's just young with a bro mentality and limited vocabulary.

>>47485223
Magni is essentially a straight guy that plays the fuck out of his “horny freak” character and would fuck an anime trap.

>*drops controller*

>>47485223
Magni isn't gay, he's just a coomer.
Linking traps doesn't mean you enjoy making out with dudes, sucking dicks, and having someone fuck you butt.

>greys getting uppity again

>>47485293
GIWTWM

>>47485293
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>47485038
bettel? really? have you heard how he speaks about Mads Mikkelsen?

>>47485554
mads is objectively hot though, can't blame him

>>47485554
Have you seen Mads though?

>>47485554
Have you seen Mads

flay gets ready for your stream and stop talking about otters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDaLMuPfRlI

>>47485554
Bettel is absolutely straight, kek. Thinking a hot dude is hot doesn’t change that.

>>47485613
i think he woke up 10 minutes ago kek and he's also delaying by 30 minutes

HE'S FUCKING INDIAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY CAN'T HE NOTICE, THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY ALL THE SAME ETHNICITY

Maybe and just maybe Vesper is...a bit dense.

>>47485554
>Mads Mikkelsen
that doesn't count, everyone wants a piece of that ass

>>47485725
tbf he never said he was smart kek

>nowa missed the vape Russian

>>47485725
hes just like me fr fr i love this stupid old fuck, it makes him more endearing

My god I can't watch this

>>47485613
>delayed in 30min
it's over

>>47485725
He's well-read at least

Shinri is the only member of Tempus that isn't stupid as shit and that's ok

>>47485988
true

>>47485988
>Altare: very stupid
>Magni: stupid
>Axel: stupid
>Vesper: very stupid
>Bettel: very stupid
>Flayon: stupid
>Hakka: stupid
>Shinri: smart
Yeah…

>>47486102
i love this image

>>47486102
why is the only black guy blurred?

>>47485988
Accurate

>he doesn't realize that a steward is always standing besides an officer

>>47486162
Vampires don't show up in photography

vesper speaking from experience here

>Magni mention

momi is finally going to jail...

holy kek the magni rape pose

Nowa’s tendency to hyper-focus and tunnel-vision is not the best for this game or outer wilds, he’s very smart about things like management though

>>47486366
isn’t she only 5 years old? this is cruel…

>>47486366
WDSMBT?????????????

>>47486409
Don't let him play puzzle games ever again.

Nowa should have played Papers Please again instead…

>>47486366
she needs to draw more hentai for the charges to actually stick

>>47486366
its over...

>>47486366
All yumes should strive to be as deranged as her.

>>47486162
>the only black guy
are you sure?

>>47484335
thanks

rare brb screen

HQ love…

there are actual vesojis that don't think nowa's inherently erotic, truly delusional...

>>47486697
Even after all this time… I still love them.

>>47482494
fug those uniforms are a soft spot
Edit since I wanted to see it without the Shiki ass glasses

>i had to wash my hands
DOES THIS FUCKER NOT WASH HIS HANDS WHEN HE NORMALLY PISSES???

>>47486865
UOH ToT you can't see his pants, he could just not be wearing any.... slutty brat!

>>47486881
Anyone who doesn't is clinically retarded
>b-b-but my hands just touched my dick, which was clean and has been in my pants
Name very single thing you touched before you touched your dick last time.

>>47486881
he's a germaphobe anon

>>47486952
god i hate machiroons

>>47486543
I respect the fact that she channels her intense horniness into something others can enjoy with her.

>>47486740
He's a special type of erotic

>>47486865
UUUOOOHHH TOT SEDUCING MY LOVELY STUDENT FLAY !!!!!!!!!!

nowa baby..

>>47487004
i don't like that machiroon
t. machiroon

>redacted Noir

>>47486973
I have to ask, why do you NEED to touch your dick exactly when you go to the bathroom?

Come on Vesper, they look chinese, don't be obtuse

pilot on telly??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDaLMuPfRlI

>>47487143
c'mon sis i dont even have a dick and I know it's to aim

Will Magni ever get pokemon coliseum perms

>>47487415
Just angle the body slightly?

>>47486881
He mentions washing his hands all the time, he’s neurotic about it
it’s cute

>>47487451
>pokemon
never

>>47487451
if they cant even get stadium perms why would they be able to get colosseum perms

I hope today's another 10 hour stream I'm so invested in the story

>>47487606
>>47487613
I just don't understand how cover is so bad at securing perms

>Altventurers
>Magnation
>Vesfriends

he's so cute...

Please god don't go back to Hijiyama's route. Do renya he is literally super based.

>>47487730
nice
>>47482494

>>47487696
I hate Altventurers so much.
The name, I mean, the people are nice. Vesfriends is fun because it sounds like "best friends" which is cute, while Magnation just plays in the MAG meme

>>47484856
>he retweeted it
Please retweet the bondage one, mama

The idea of Father Shinri looks really cool.

>>47487795
I MISS MAGGOTS

Does Magni actually like watersports or is he just shitposting

ITT: sisters who've never spoken to males and think everyone is gay

>>47488011
>taking anything Magni says seriously

>>47487451
Did he like Colosseum or Stadium?

>>47487996
i remember there was a lot during his Faith streams. are there any other games that feature demons and exorcism that he might play in the future to bait out more father shinri fanart?

anon that conversation was so 2 hours ago

>>47488050
Fujos are just like that, anon.

>>47488011
magni's a shitposter

>>47488050
For most things like this I agree. But you have to be delusional to not think vesper likes men at this point

>>47488093
Yeah, I really liked the fanarts when he played Faith.

Lelouch VA sounds so good all the time

>>47488133
Now this, is irony.

>>47488133
b-but he's just like me fr fr...

Flayon looks really cute with that school's outfit.

>>47488093
Forgive Me Father?

is vesper's sexuality the new thread loop?

>>47487451
I don't think they'll even get scarlet/violet perms when the DLC drops kek

>>47488131
ironically he would never talk about poop

>>47488133
He's definitely Bi at least, the real question is how much does he like women?

>>47488249
I could start psychoanalyzing Altare again if you prefer?

I wish Flay would stare at my ass like that...

>>47488249
No, I think its obvious to those who watch his streams

Look at THIS cute fag instead

>>47488316
We already have Altare and Axel for that.
>>47488342
Do it, it has been a while since the last time someone did.

>>47488342
Do whatever you want jeffrey-san

>>47488338
im thinking to the WoW collab where all the other guys were drooling over the seductress and he was just sitting there in silence until he came across a muscular man. he probably leans more towards men.

>>47488395
Tamao's husband is so cute.

>>47488395
I want art of him and Flay having sex

>>47471959
Hey anon, I haven't checked your link, but is this a full quality rip? I'll be uploading the Magnoir panel again at original quality to a DDL once I'm home again.

>>47488342
Please do, anon

Kois
Recommend Shinri suzerain

>>47488428
It happened literally last thread

>>47488395
i'm actually in love with this little fella, those scenes with hijiyama did something to me

>>47488478
it should be the best quality that I could rip from YouTube at the time I grabbed it

>>47488395
I love this lil saucy tease...

>>47488470
based

>>47488512
Like I said, a while.

Why is he such an exhibitionist. He’s ugly and old

>>47488530
Ok I'll be uploading my original for posterity and redundancy pretty soon, thanks for your patience™

>Flayon thirsting over oji-sans and obaa-sans again

Do you guys know any extension to see the exact uptime of a stream? I can't find any that work

>>47488668
he has literally thirsted over every character in this game except chihiro

>>47488770
I personally think granpa ogata is fucking ugly but I'm not an eyebrows person.

>chinese tempura uploads a collection of her Tempus fanfics on ao3
time to use deepL for some fics...im too desperate for food..

>>47488804
but those delinquent eyebrows are half of the charm...

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1647691328501710848

>>47488657
it'd be good if you do, gofile links expire after 2 weeks with no downloads so my link won't last forever

>>47488770
But anon he's sat there quietly staring at her S P H E R I C A L ass twice this stream already
Or at least I think they're the same people

>>47488942
Is she related to Altare

>>47488942
Cute hermanito

>>47488905
Idk there's something about the pompadour that makes it work...if not..I can't fap.

>Tempus' Call of Cthulhu TRPG

>>47488942
>Putting noodle toppers on you monitor
Waitwaitwait wait, why have I not thought to do this before?

>>47488942
is that a noodle stopper

>>47488990
>spoiler
i'm actually really curious if they're are

Time to write the nastiest, unwholesome, horniest riptare I've come up with so far

Also here is a puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/KXnDA4

>>47488976
I'll create a throwaway MEGA to not risk my main account, 50GB should be enough for all the panel videos including the old Holo ones if you happen to care at all.

>>47489069
looks like it, yes.

>>47489069
wtf is a noodle stopper?

>>47489069
>Figure of a song about cup noodle
Yes

>>47489118
Scared but curious, I’ll be waiting

Imagine Tempus noodle stoppers.

>>47488137
yeah, it's a great look for him

>>47489227
pretty sure they meant noodie topper but its something you can put on top of the lid of a cup of noodles to trap the heat

>>47488942
i don't mean to stereotype but i think hakka got a bootleg...

>>47489241
I'd buy all 8

>>47489293
Pretty sure they're called noodle stoppers

>>47489241
>>47489510
Why would you need to stop noodles? I love noodles. They've never done anything to harm me. Except give me the shits when I eat too many.

>>47489241
I would want one of hakka

I'm sorting through my screenshots to place them in proper folders and I found this

>>47489604
Nice

>>47489310
Aren't noodle stopper figures just cheap shite in general?

>>47489604
no....

>>47489892
M

>>47489892
A

not relevant to anything right now, take it for the future

>month's already over
>vesper still hasn't released his schedule

>>47489892
G

>>47490108
>the dad gut
I love thank you

>>47489892
G

>>47490108
squishing vesper tummy ToT

>>47490174
Please don't bring the dead

does anyone have that disgusted magni image on hand asking for a friend

>>47489892
A

>>47490108
kek this is amazing

>>47490174
>Last stream: 360506 days ago
Lazy whore, only good for paizuri.

>>47490187
imagine the sound it'd make when you slap it while also rubbing his belly teasing him about how big he got ToT

>>47490241
this one or the sadistic looking one?

Vesper saying seamen
over and over

>>47490300
sadistic looking one

>>47489892
G

>>47490322
he's just mentioning what he craves

>>47489241
Magni would be in a pose that presents his ass

>>47490323
this one?

>>47490366
that works thanks

what the fuck is vesper talking about

>>47489872
They are, but there's certain details that only bootlegs get wrong, like the hair strands

VESPER LOVES COCK CONFIRMED

>>47490570
ToT

I FUCKING MISSED A WOW STREAM, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>47490570
congrats on him for finally coming out of the closet

>>47490241
This one?

csgo
>1.5m players
>only popular among 35 and older males
valorant
>15m players
>popular among many streamers
>widely accepted globally
>big support for community tournaments
bettel can push for csgo all he wants but the reality is that valorant will become the next game for the boys

>>47490108
>dad gut
ToT SEXXXXXX

>>47487682
It's more that Gamefreak is retarded and will only give perms for the newest game and only for a few months. Also, no DLC perms.

stop saying seamen you whore

>>47490773
altare also said himself he prefers csgo and plays it with bettel every night and shinri is already trying to get into it off stream

i'm glad he took the glasses off, they looked too goofy

>>47490916
Are you sure? The other company can play when they see fit

>>47490986
nta but yes. this is why even all of the girls stop playing pokemon after a month. some of them even grind pokemon for the entire month to clear it before perms run out.

>>47490986
selen was literally teasing altare over holo not having open nintendo perms a couple days ago kek

>>47488942
>Salamander Miku
>Mori just released a Salamander cover
... Is Hakka a deadbeat?
If so, that would mean at least half of Tempus are...

>>47491064
deadbeat-kun... that's a stretch even for this site

>>47482268
no not yet

>>47491038
My question was it being on Gamefreak and not Cover because >spoiler

>>47491154
jesus christ… morfyume…

>>47491154
wau

>>47491154

>>47490916
>You missed that Selen was bragging that Niji had generic Pokemon perms over Altare.
It's mainly a Cover thing for whatever reason, no doubt a dumb one.

>>47491169
it's both.
cover is bound by the perms restrictions because they ask gamefreak. the other guys don't bother asking and just stream it anyway.

so are morfyumes just massochists? he used to look so hot in their drawings but he's progressively becoming more hideous...

>>47491043
Grim.

>>47491291
I mean, he's a cockroach. He's supposed to be utterly hideous.

>>47491291
Specifically ugly bastards

>>47491154
kek, that last panel looks like a great reaction image

>woman dies
>admires the kraken's dexterity in killing her

>>47491154
jesus my sides

>>47491154
>oh, you draw? can you draw me as an anime?
>yeah sure, like a child predator or like a bishie ikemen bug gijinka?

>>47491291
do you want me to hit him with the babygirl fication beam i can spend the next 15 minutes making a babygirl version right now

>>47491506
youre a gift that keeps giving morfyume. im just obsessed with psychoanalyzing you is all