/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kronii love. Heart love.

I LOVE KRONII
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you ready for next week?

KRONII FUCKING LOVE

every time i doubt her i get btfod when will i stop being retarded

I FUCKING LOVE OURO KRONII
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>47448057
Nothing will ever beat the positive affirmations ASMR but this was still good and the setup improved. I'd still like to see her try an ASMR with more of a plan/theme like the affirmations one without getting distracted by chat as much as she did this stream.

>>47448298
KroFau and handcam stream IKZ

>>47448242
I wanna snort the farts out of kronii's butt while she massages my prostate!!

SHE WINKED AT ME IN THE CHAT AAAAAAAAAA

>>47448338
You're an IRyStocrat, being retarded comes with the job.

I love Kronii
I want to spend the rest of my life with Kronii

>>47448338
Consider dropping Irys and only watching Kronii. Maybe that will fix you, whore.

She's too good. I could listen to her low voice chatting forever

>>47448362
When did we get Krofau confirm?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm surprised how clear the heartbeat part was, I feel like there shoulda been more clothes ruffling or something

Timestamp for the kiss?

>>47448474
Fauna on a previous stream, do some archive reps i think it was yesterday or the day before
>>47448482
retardronie...do you need it spelled out for you...

I loved the "If i went full GFE you wouldn't be able to handle it" part
Because holy fuck she's so right, i'd probably die.

>>47448482
Who says she was wearing clothes?

This asmr was great. I'm satisfied. Need a loop of the heartbeat tho

>>47448531
Same
She knows us so well and uses it to tease us at every opportunity
That's the real girlfriend experience

>>47447930 (me)
Mumei's was 95 lol

>>47448531
based kronii saving the kronies from their own minds

i got read
i got heartbeat
i got to laugh a lot because of how silly she was
her muffled laugh is so cute
good start of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGzXvJPCafI&t=3298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGzXvJPCafI&t=5078

>>47448057
I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAA
CUTE GFE
HEARTBEATS BEST SO FAR
WAS THAT A KISS?!
I MISS HER ALREADY!

>>47448520
>archive reps of not-Kronii
pass

can't believe my oshi was feeling quirky enough to give me the GFE tonight

>>47448661
retardchama...what do you think happened in this thread when Fauna said it on stream...

>>47448661
Anon, that's probably not what he was implying...

>>47448682
she really is the oshi of all time

rt spam ...

There's nothing fucking left in me bros, I'm fucking empty. It's all gone.

>>47448719
>Kronii has no eggs
>Kronie has no sperms
They are...

>>47448719
DRAINED

>>47448719
I want to give Kronii my everything
I don't need anything in my life other than Kronii
My perfect oshiwife

>>47448719
This is what’ll happen to me if I got back and listen to the mouth sounds and panting again, won’t it?

>>47448641
>"Do i know what im doing? Oh yeah i know what im doing"
This woman AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>47448800
oh god the panting hit really hard

Does she really not realize how GFE she is
Like...there's no way

Listening to this made me realize I never did listen to the birthday sound pack from this year.

Also fuck the anon who mentioned sex hair last thing, I can't stop thinking about a Kronii/Kaoru hybrid because she would deadass try a line like this if given the chance.

>>47448829
Pls don’t remind me. I’m trying to hold it in… for some reason

>>47448852
She knows that she's not like the one doing real GFE and she probably think the ones behaving like this are scamming whores

>>47448827
she knows its cringe and thats what makes it so genuine its this perfect storm of daggers in my fucking heart

knowing she'd never feel the same way i feel about her... it's hard some days, bros.

>>47448829
I NEED THE TIMESTAMP

>>47448852
If you haven't realized it by now, our oshi has a skull that's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

In another timeline Kronii went full GFE...

>>47448868
>a Kronii/Kaoru hybrid
It's Suisei with boobs

>>47448868
someone commission an artist to draw the hybrid for us

>>47448904
It makes it hit way harder than if she were able to do it stone faced.

>>47448641
>hesitates
>breathes in
>two mouth noises, possibly wet kisses
>two mouth clicks
>one straight up kiss
wdsmbt

>>47448910
full GFE is abhorrent tho? why do you want your Oshi to be a piece of shit?

>>47448852
She doesn't. Whenever she does "GFE jokes" it's just corny lines that you wouldn't normaly say

>>47448852
She really honestly believes that she's not a GFE streamer
lol and lmao

There is love here

>>47449028
i like bae but i don't like this outfit...

>>47448948
She isn't, she's just being herself. I think most people confuse the GFE term, GFE is full on acting or pretending

needs to stop shaving and rub her thick korean bush on the mic

>>47449053
What do you think she was combing?

Only Kronies believe Kronii unintentionally does "GFE."

>>47449088
Boros you're a cumsock and an albino nigger
stfu

>>47449050
yeah it's this, she doesn't see herself being affectionate at times as a service it's just something she does, she seems to not have much idea what typical GFE entails

She's a trooper for doing it while still recovering in the first place since you could definitely pick up her wheezing a bit still in her breathing so her sinuses are probably kinda fucky right now.

>>47449088
USE AN IMAGE FROM THE 2.0 ALREADY FAGGOT

The ASMR broke me
I will go to bed and dream about the korean-canadian gf I can never have
See you later Kronies

>>47449162
This except towards every kronie

>>47448531
I would literally DIE if she went all the way. I was not expecting her to do it. I LOVE HER

>>47449048
You hate culture and tradition

>>47449271
>People doomposted about Kronii nerfing her tits with the 2.0
>Bae was the one to actually nerf her tits with her new outfit

>>47449271
i feel i'll like it without all the accessories in her hairs, not a big fan of tats on women too

>>47449324
I blame the artist they had to bring on

I wonder how many people are going to go see the Barbie movie on the off-chance that Kronii brings up watching it a few months from now. I saw a trailer in the theater and that is absolutely one movie you're going to get weird looks seeing it alone unless you're with a big friend group.

I chuckled at the whole "beach off" bit at least.

>>47449271
Cute slut

>>47449324
I wouldn't call them nerfed. That outfit just screams for a defined cleavage line but they didn't give her one, so her chest looks flatter by the fault if you just focus on the window.

>>47449349
IRyS sounded so excited about it I'm going to hope they do another watchalong together

I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED BUT GUNDAM IT TONIGHT FUCK

>>47449447
That would be very kino

>>47449447
Okay now that would be a watchalong I'd be on board with if it was the two of them together.

>>47449487
Just watch it in the morning, dumbronie

i want to get a call from kronii
i want to meet up for coffee with kronii
i want to laugh with kronii just to lock eyes in the early morning light
i want to cook dinner for kronii
i want to hear kronii playing games in the next room
i want to hold kronii when she cries
i want to feel her fall asleep
i want to fall sleep next to her knowing
i get to spend the rest of my life with kronii

I slept 4 hours tonight <cool>

>>47449324
>>47449396
They seem normal-sized with the jacket on but extra compressed when it is off.

>>47449572
woke up at 4am for this, no regrets

>>47449572
I slept two hours yesterday and was somehow a functional human being, I'm afraid of getting old and losing this power

>>47449349
I'm watching it just because I like the visuals. Plus it's really pink so it's something nice to take my little sisters to watch.

>>47449594
For sure something happened with that underlayer. I'm guessing the first iteration had some big titty n cleavage and someone had it reined in, maybe bae herself.

>>47449594
>>47449396
>>47449324
Those tits are clearly nerfed.
Thank god for Wadamama would never do that.

The worst part about Kronii is she'll never stream Kinect Star Wars and fucking die in general or from laughter from "I'm Han Solo."

>>47449933
This mf watched jontron

>>47449487
sleep is more important

>Kronii does hand cam
>Only has 9 fingers
How will you react?

>>47450050
HE IS A WHORE AND WAS WATCHING BAE'S KARAOKE

>>47450181
Nah, I was just doing my global reps after the ASMR was over, but >>47450050 thanks for unlocking that video in my memory.

>>47449594
>>47449271
rat (derogatory)

>>47449933
her not being my wife

>>47450170
Undecided if I want to make a shitty yakuza joke or a fucked up timemutt question

>>47450170
What the fuck. Randomly revealing a secret that big would be in character for her though

>>47450170
would love her all the same

>>47450170
is her left ring finger still there?

The spreadsheet is a good thing now with the recent gift membership spam since Kronii was ignoring all of the new members to just read the regulars.
That is all.

>>47450170
depends, is it a stump type, or is her hand awkwardly shrunken to accommodate having fewer fingers? this doesn't change how much I love her but it would affect handjobs

>>47450170
I will chop off my corresponding finger in solidarity obviously.

gday cunt

>>47450394
Why'd you bring up that god awful timeloop when you could've said she ignored the hourglasses

>>47450343
KRONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>47450459
Because like being this.

Wait
No Kronii tomorrow
No...

>>47450343
Tonight's favorable to the first one.

>>47450770
In exchange we get timeloops.

>hates her non-members
>hates her new members
>hates her old members
>hates talking
>hates you
Really feeling that GFE here.

>>47450937
There's better ways of spending your time if you're bored

Kronii loves

>>47451046
Will she kidnap Kronii the next time she goes to Japan?

Sana new outfit next week

>>47451139
hell yea

Bros??

>>47451195
TIMEDUOOOOOOOO

>>47451195
need to see them play a co-op game. i think they would do that really well.

>>47451267
Overwatch 2 or Team Fortress 2 stream where Kronii can be medic.

is getting a membership just for the latest asmr worth it?

>>47451313
You just want Kronii to turn into a healslut

>>47451313
could be good or they might both get extremely salty. if they just played a mario game or something simple they would probably have a lot of fun.

>>47451313
I don't want Kronii to play something competitive.

>>47451267
>>47451425
Stardew valley since it's something they already talked about at length during the train ride

>>47451369
if i'm being honest, it's really not great asmr content. it's EXTREMELY good KRONII content, however.

My mother, Ouro Kronii.

>>47451456
unless they really dedicate to making that a regular thing I think it'd be a really unsatisfying collab game

>>47451369
Yes

>>47451445
I want them to play that Kirby Fall Guys game again. That was just silly and competitive enough to get her going.

>>47451369
>he didnt get a gifted membership
kek

>>47451456
that would be so fucking sick. they would build a wonderful farm i can already see it so clearly.

>>47451370
yeah, mine, I need her kritz shoved 30 feet up my ass at all times

t. big white dick soldier main

>>47451369
Her ASMR is scuffed so if you're going into it for just the audiophile ASMR experience you're going to have a bad time. It's member content because you need a lot of Kronii Love to truly enjoy it.

>>47451622
That wasn't that scuffed at all

>>47451695
it was a little scuffed. she's learning.

>>47451695
Fauna would have panicked and deleted the vod 20 minutes in if her stream was going like that.

>>47451731
Yeah Fauna is retarded.

>>47451695
Not technically, but it's not like she really knows how to make the triggers she's doing sound "good". She's still kind of just messing around with objects around her

>>47451622
>>47451695
It wasn't very scuffed but it was a little and off the cuff.
If you are looking for professional, planned out ASMR this is not it.

>>47451731
Fauna deletes ASMR VODs for accidentally breathing too hard for half a second I'm not sure that's a great comparison

Still better than Fauna.

>>47451731
really makes me appreciate how strongly my oshi accepts her cringe

If only someone could teach Kronii how to do proper ASMR

watching the members VOD is Kronii's English ability reclining?

>>47451801
Getting to hear her heartbeat is worth more than any "proper ASMR"" from about anyone

>>47451925
Nah, but the feeling in her leg was after a while.

Haiyoooooooo!

>>47451927
you right

>>47451695
Only pet peeve I have is that I had needed the volume cranked to max and I have good headphones. I don't know how many filters she's using, but she might be able to combine a few.

>>47451965
Her leg cramps like every other stream. Do we need to nag her to get a better chair like the hoomans did? Is she Slav-squatting?

>>47451479
gympu were you happy today?

>>47452095
From what she said, she was probably huddled in a closet like Fauna does.

>>47452100
He better be, he got the full mommyronii experience today.

>>47451801
No JP's ASMR is as good as Kronii's.

>>47452095
both times she mentioned her leg cramping recently was when she'd also said she was sitting weird, in the reading stream she was trying to keep from the spider and this one she was crouched on the floor with the mic

>>47451622
>>47451695
The fact it was 'scuffed' is what made it fun. Like when she rubbed the towel over the mic and chat was going crazy saying they were cause in every type of national disaster and Kronii was laughing her ass off at that.

>>47452244
>Kronii, there's a hurricane brewing in my pants now!

>>47451794
>better singer than Fauna
>better ASMR than Fauna
>better gamer than Fauna
>better at zatsu than Fauna
>better at being a mother than Fauna
Kronii sweep.

ok i listened to the asmr again and what i've arrived at is that if you close your eyes you can pretend you are at a forest park on a date with kronii in a full audio GFE experience and i think it's my favorite of hers by far.

i like when she told me about her pen and then she spilled ink all over everything funnest shit i ever heard

where can i file a complain about name lack of tweets this is geting ridicoulos, her communication skills suck

>>47452589
You should ask Yellow to let Name out of his basement.

>>47452768
yellow finally snapped?

>>47452450
>still MAIDENLESS
>Fauna isn't
Too real.

>>47449804
>>47449892
https://twitter.com/MegaJujube/status/1647431527280816128?s=20
>Very clearly has full-sized boobs in jacket-on's motions
What does it mean?

>>47453385
That's the jacket being puffy you blind retard.

>>47451313
>>47451370
>>47451556
What if Kronii was playing Spy

>>47453628
What if Suisei was playing Sniper

>>47453628
I'd still pocket medic her.

>>47450170
Kronii hands...

>>47453918
Eh I'd let her fuck me with those hands

>>47453918
But those are Elite Miko hands

>>47454324
Rape

>>47454387
IRyS...

>>47454324
Post the full thing, coward.

>>47454387
Sana...

>>47454462
IRyS got a new model and a kimono back to back. She won't be getting anything else for awhile.

>>47454462
Which side of the Seiso v Slut spectrum will her casual outfit land on?

>>47454768
slut

>>47452244
Comedic ASMR will always be the best
youtube.com/watch?v=f5Ix_UGsRW0

Sophie...

I love this woman so much you wouldn't believe

>>47454768
>>47455010
IRyS isn't a slut.

>>47455326
IRyStocrat...I...

>>47456158
my love...

>think about her muffled laugh and giggles
>smile so hard it hurts

>>47456495
Wish I had the capacity to feel that way about anything

>>47456513
I don't feel much in general but the giggles and the heartbeat did a number on me, usually it takes a Karaoke for me to feel that way

>>47456513
Kronii is the only thing that makes me feel happy anymore

>>47456657
For me it's comedy
Laughing at shit is the only thing I truly enjoy, everything else feels like it comes with strings attached. But you can always laugh at a great joke.

>>47456495
I've been thinking about this since the stream ended. I'm afraid listening to the asmr again so soon will make me fall harder for her...

>>47456910
heh i just take it as it is, i nice moment to remember

Tip: masturbate to gay porn as it is healthier

No thanks fag

>>47457560
homophobe

>>47457619
well yes, how could you tell

Kronii would not kiss me if I was the last person, that's pretty gay

kronii's viscous thick futa cum flowing down your throat

>>47458432
she wants me to suffer... but I still love her
>>47460571
go to horny jail anon

Kronii Love

Blue love!

Schedule when?
Hopes and dreams for next week?

>>47462299
That a truck will run me over, killing me

>>47463842
Understandable
If it wasn't for Kronii giving me the will to live I'd be the same

Somethings wrong with me, I can't take naps like normal people. I'm sleepy cause I only slept 4 hours but I was lying in silence motionless for like 30 minutes and couldn't fall asleep.

>>47467038
Insomnia, probably

>>47467038
I can only sleep to videos otherwise I'll lay in bed for hours without background noise

>>47468271
what am I looking at here?

>>47462299
Blockgame collab with *insert crackship here*

>>47468271
One day Kronii and Pochi will collab, I want to believe

>>47472882
why are retarded girls so cute? Kronii is still cuter tho

Kronii's harem

>>47474889
All me btw

>>47474889
And Kronii is my harem.
>Which begs the question: is vassal of my vassal my vassal?
Shut the fuck up Mumei and keep sucking

>>47474963
No you're part of Kronii's harem and she doesn't want to share you

>>47474889
Pictured here is only a small portion of her harem
Kronii goes through at least 3 girls every day
She is the strongest lesbian, every girl she meets falls in love with her

>>47475134
But would her energy be enough to correct Pavonashi into Ourolia?

I’d settle for Tonjok Time too.

>Anon, why is male pubic hair so rough and coarse, but female pubic hair so smooth and nice?
Stop being a fucking philosopher Mumei and keep sucking.

When will the IRyStocrats leave...

>>47475940
If they leave the thread will die for real
The kronies aren't strong enough anymore to support /∞/ on their own

>>47475940
When Name comes back and they take her away from us

>>47462299
Tetris with Mumei,
Passpartout 2 could be funny
One Hand Clapping cont.
Resident Evil cont.

Like 9 months ago someone posted how he members-subbed to Kronii for 5 Schmitt Wiggies, the currency of the Jumbo Fliggins tribe located somewhere in the Marsupial Islands. In USD it translates to about $0.03

Has YouTube fixed this exploit? Because I want to sub to Kronii (and other EN members) but they never stream, so $5 a month is a pretty insane of a request.

>>47462299
Handcam and Krofau streams are confirmed so I'm ok with whatever else she does

>>47462299
What's that? Indie game perms?

>>47477660
I'd like to think Kronii's better than that and we'll get some comfy puzzle game instead

>>47462299
I want to believe

>>47477733
One Hand Clapping cough cough

Do you think she'll continue minecraft tuesdays

>>47478472
>Says she'll do weekly Minecraft
>Does it once then stops
>Says she'll do weekly Minecraft
>[you are here]

>>47478472
She would have said so if she didn't so yes

Drawing is so weird, you draw a circle and the eyes are supposed to be in the bottom 1/3rd of it

>>47478684

>>47478815
Frenchies are some weird niggas

>>47478684
>and the eyes are supposed to be in the bottom 1/3rd of it
Aren't eyes supposed to be the middle point of the head?
I know nothing about art but I remember hearing that

>>47478684
>>47478918
Eyes should be in the middle when the head is not tilted, but really poofy hair can throw it off.
The problem with that pic is that she's cross-eyed.

>>47479116
That pic is my face, I didn't mean to refer to it with the post

>>47478918
>>47479116
It's just a question of art style, either is valid

>>47478511
It would be great if holomems started screaming slurs in Minecraft streams so cover loses Minecraft perms. I hate that game so much. It's such a waste of a stream slot and it never leaves.

>>47479387
Don't worry, I'm going to develop a Minecraft killer in 10 years

>>47479387
This but Apex and ARK

morning

>>47479503
morning

>>47479503
morning

>>47480004
I still have no idea how Bae's outfit is "casual"

>>47480004
who's the one on the left?

>>47480038
Yeah, she looks even more "vtuber" than Bae's default. If I had no idea who she was and you presented them to me in reverse order I would believe it.

>>47480038
she's casually attending a rave party

>>47480040
That's Tsukumo Sana.

>>47480148
all the predictions making her a pokemon trainer were a bit too spot on, I could see game freak using a somewhat less sexual version of that outfit in a future game

>>47480218
Don't ask me how I know this artist draws yuri

>>47480448
she's perfect
Kronii love

>>47480218
>>47480368
It's because they look like men.

>>47480744
No one asked fag

>>47480780
Look at their jaws and proportions
Look at the fucking box that is Kronii's head
Might as well be a man in a drag.

>>47480744
You know women can have varying faces right?

>>47480840
look at the fucking stumps that connect their heads to their bodies lol

>>47479387
I hope it actually stays on forever at least until she builds a castle-ish castleronii, until then you must continue seething for the good of everyone else

Don't timeloop

TAKE
YOUR
PANDA

you fucking niggers kys

>>47480038
It's not supposed to be. A couple ENs already mentioned that they aren't doing themed outfit waves anymore since it's hard to find something everyone is interested in. They're all just picking what they want, and a casual outfit just happens to be a high priority when you don't already have one

kronii milking my prostate

It can't be helped I guess
There's always someone who can't shut up

>>47481310
Like someone who is here wouldn't know.

>>47481715
That's beside the point. If you know, then you know. Keep it to yourself

Her morning voice is so cute...

Please

>>47481827
yeah I love her...

Just nuke the thread for a couple of hours.

>>47481972
what's the appropriate thread to talk about panda and specter? /wvt/? /lig/?

>>47482094
I guess /wvt/?

>>47482094
/wvt/ but they probably don't even know who she is.

No one time stamped the ASMR stream...

Cheesed to meet you!
https://twitter.com/Rat_Huang_NSFW/status/1647518500611829760

>>47482329
Perfect, you can timestamp it yourself, thank you in advance

Sell me on Kronii. Why is she the best Holo?

>>47481172
They should just all get gala dresses like Myth did

>>47482430
She isn't, but she still a great chuuba.

>>47482430
Watch streams and find out

Deep kissing Kronii and feeling her breath hit the back of my throat

>>47482430
funny, great voice, strongest gap moe possible
best singer in EN after IRyS
unique relation with her chat

>>47482581
it tastes of ricola...

>"who is iris?"
No...

>>47482636
and so much fun to watch when she is being bullied by other chuubas or by a game.

kronii sending racist memes in group chat

Kill yourself Flashburn.

>>47483027
she isn't based enough to do that

>>47483251
I would make her based

>>47483291
training Kronii to stop using they/them...

>>47483333
Holding her close to my heart, stroking her hair and telling her she's a beautiful wonderful woman...

>>47483375
she would be so embarrassed... so cute...

>>47448351
Her first ASMR stream is still the best one.

>>47448852
She does, she knows we wouldn't be able to handle it if she did it seriously.

Her laughs are so cute...

>missed a kill in Dota because of my habit of alt tabbing into /inf/
I hope you're happy kronies.

>>47450394
>she hates gifted members

>>47483996
stop playing dota, your problems would disapear

>>47483998
i genuinely think she's mentally filtering hourglasses

>>47450770
Ice cream poster is back?

>>47451369
Only, if you like Kronii. It's not good tourist content.

>>47462299
She will have a minecraft collab with Kanata on Tuesday and a Fauna collab some time next week.

>>47479387
That's a (you) problem. It's Hololive's best content and they wouldn't have been this successful without it.

>>47482430
She isn't, she's awful and you shouldn't watch her.

Damn stream is over. I am surprised she was able to get-up this early.

>>47484883
It's not over

You need a hand you stupid niggers?

>>47484996
yeah you can go ahead and jerk me off

>>47484883
I know I was with her all night

>>47485017
Don't have the kind of precision tools it takes to handle your atrophied penis

>>47480874
Anon... have you never seen a real neck before?

>>47485077
>anime girls NEED to be like real men
We're done here /co/mblr

My burger is dripping juice everywhere.

She's so cute when she's excited...

why are discordniggers like this

hi

Mods in feeechat right now

>>47486744
Mods are streaming right now