/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Anal sex with Kana! Once she's no longer sick...

>>4721600
I've been looking for this thread to talk about how bad I want Kana to pee on me ever since she posted this

https://twitter.com/kamikokana/status/1401711774043361282?s=19

>>4726491
is this a commission? didn't see it on artist's twitter

>>4727031
Yep, looks like it's a Skeb commission

>>4726491
Like you're both in bed, sleeping under the covers, Kara's laying on your chest fast asleep, and you feel this wet warmth on your tummy dripping down.

>>4728810
Sounds like heaven, especially the tongue bath to clean her up in the morning

>>4721600
>how are you getting your Kana fix?
Watching vods and being sad when I'm not. I just hope she gets better soon, taking a couple days off to feel better is fine by me, I can cope and her tweets make me laugh my ass off.

>>4726491
Sometimes I don't know if she's joking or if she's actually into it

You are obsessed with Kana, right anon?

>>4732579
There's no telling, and unless we somehow find some hidden pee commissions, we'll likely never know. On one hand, it might be a similar thing that Gura has with feet where she just thinks it's funny. On another, Purin recently revealed she's into pee, and those close may indeed share fetishes.

Didn't she say her birthday is coming up?

>>4737035
Yeah, June 23rd. Do you think she's doing anything or just a normal stream? You never really know with Kana

>>4737247
I'm going to guess it'll be a normal chatting stream. Last year she introduced Char and Purin and revealed her V1 Amashiro model. I doubt we'll have any big reveals like that though.

>>4732579
That's exactly how she wants it, you'll never know until she pees on you

>>4737247
I hope she does, I would like to donate. If she doesn't, you can donate through Streamlabs anytime, can't you?

>>4738525
>you can donate through Streamlabs anytime
Yeah, it's way better imo. Way easier to format messages, you can see top donations, and if you have a meme currency from a third world country and don't want it to show up you can just donate in USD and I'm pretty sure a bigger percentage goes to her too but I'm not sure

>>4738416
Didn't she say a while ago that something big was coming? I can't recall in what stream it was though so I could just be making this shit up by accident

>>4735527
She lives in my head all day long

>>4740803
Maybe you're thinking about what she said at the end of the whispering stream? She said that would be in August.

>>4721600
Is she streaming today? On discord she said she was still sick and her family was worried she had the coof. She said as long as she doesn't go outside she won't die.

>>4740803
>>4740959
>august
bros

>>4743208
Absolutely no chance

>>4743208
You know if this happened I should be happy for Kana but every time someone mentions the possibility I get a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.

>>4743208
Yes this is the first thing that came to mind when she said August, and I've been trying to cope and get it out of my mind ever since. It's unlikely, but a fella can't help but worry.

>>4743308
>>4743554
She wouldn't do it...right...?

whats wrong with hololive
kana being able to collab and have fun with the other girls and future genmates would be kino

>>4743019
She's probably going to try, but if she's still sick it's either going to be really short or she'll force herself and end up worse than before. I hope Kana is feeling better but if she's still feeling ill she shouldn't stream. I doubt it's covid, doesn't seem like it from her symptoms

>>4743859
https://youtu.be/uR8WjiNfIT4
NEVERMIND SHE'S GOING TO STREAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4743731
1) No fucking way they'd let her in as Kana. Kana would die
2) She was too anxious to collab with anyone in Tsunderia, even though one of them is her closest friend. She'd go comatose if she was forced into collabs with people she doesn't know with 10k+ people watching

>>4743712
I don't think she would want to based off of everything she's said. There's also the matter of actually getting accepted by Cover in the first place which I suppose she could accomplish if she tried. Just a jump in 100 viewers makes her nervous right now and the pressure in having to be consistent, as well as collaborate with people you may not like that much seems to be opposite her desires. The only benefit would be they'd force her to sing. I really want to hear her sing.

>>4743912
holy based

>>4743731
>Kana
>collabing
>having fun with the other girls
lmao no

She's been consistent with schedules again too! She's doing her reps to be ready to graduate into Hololive in August.

>>4744270
She's really trying her best, stinky fox stopped being lazy
Also the hololive rrat is the shittest rrat we've had

>>4743731
Being with a big corpo comes with obligations I don't think Kana would be down with. Not that I wouldn't support her if that was her choice, but she seems like she's really getting into the indie freedom and being allowed to do whatever she wants. Plus Holo cutting her balls off like they did to HER would suck

>>4744990
Imagine Kana being forced to shill a product she hates. I don't think she'd make it.

>>4745181
Don't have to imagine it. Just remember the Pummel Party collab

>>4744807
I remember her debut was right around when Coco started the Kaine HoloEN joke on Asacoco, so she's had people asking if she was part of Holo since the beginning pretty much. I just take it as a testament to how great of a streamer she is, people just assume she's gonna be a huge corpo despite tons of evidence against it because she's just that good

>>4745387
That's a nice way to think about it. She should consider this.

>>4746735
I'm not sure if Kana takes the complimets she gets seriously

>>4747401
I can relate to that.

>>4738416
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentence.

>>4747742
force your meme elsewhere redditor

>>4747742
I don't understand this autistic meme. Still gonna end sentences with though, though,

So is she going to finish RE8 tonight?

>>4748331
>endurance
I think so. I wish I could watch it but I don't want to be spoiled.

>>4744990
>HER
she has some weird mental problem. she acts like she wants to curse and stuff but shes afraid to do it. shes been more casually swearing lately but kinda whispers it sometimes or is reluctant at first. idk if thats holo fault. her mommy is a potty mouthed woman so its definitely her regular speech

>>4747401
Most likely. I think it's a good idea to try to make compliments that are more than "You're so cute!" or "I love you!". I think she'd more likely take them seriously like that. It's just that coming up with the right words is difficult as hell at times.

>>4748562
The problem is that you HAVE to shorten it to simple things like those, because otherwise you'd have to write a literal letter explaining all the things that are so great about her. You can't really shorten "you give me the energy to live and become a better person every day" without it losing its meaning or coming across as fake you could even say that example would look fake or empty as is
It's hard to convey feelings through text. Using emojis or that kind of stuff can come across as childish and something you wrote with complete honesty can be taken as a joke or viceversa. I think this is part of why she likes art so much, it just looks more honest and real than a bunch of letters on a screen

>>4748562
Also phrasing it in such a way that doesn't make you sounds like a 14 year old cringe lord experiencing his first love.

>>4749440
she seemed to be pretty happy when someone called her cool. more than when they call her cute.

>>4749628
Yeah it coul be that she just hears it a lot, or maybe because cool refers to her personality more than something more surface level like looks or cuteness

>>4748562
>>4749440
1) Write simple niceties to her, even if she doesn't embrace your words.
2) Start doing banter once she's earned your trust. This helps to shake off your gosling vibes.
3) Write niceties again. It'll be more impactful if she trusts you not to kiss her feet.

Kana has shown to demand both sugar and spice. It's unfortunate most of her chat is too autistic to pull off the spice part properly. Looking at you, Kana Virus.

>>4750630
finna call her a stupid bitch in the donations today for spice

>>4750630
Anon ever since the Limbo stream I'm scared of going overboard because I'm a fucking retard who isn't self aware

>>4743920
You say closest friend but she said around the time of Purin's debut that they have known each other for a year. Purin also mentioned in their last collab how they fell out of contact.

Nyanners and Kana have similar outfits!!

>>4750829
I know, anon, I've been feeling that way too and it's good we know our limits. I still can't help it but feel like the chat in its entirety has been tamer and lamer since that dreadful day.

>>4751010
You said this to piss me off but the jokes on you, I don't hate the pink cat!

>>4751080
Well you just have to look at the last Passpartout stream, it was supportive comments through and through and I have to admit that I was also at fault for this. Kana has also been less of a brat, which feels kind of weird. Hopefully there's more banter in this stream, she can take it.

>>4750829
>>4751359
I just remembered I was gonna impart a good piece of wisdom about banter during the limbo stream that would help solidify her faith in her viewers, but i was 1 fucking day too late for that. I might try again some time if chat returns to normal.

>>4751964
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT!? YOU DOOMED US TO THIS SHITTY TIMELINE

>>4753143
Because I didn't realize she was gonna stream Limbo and i changed gear into "hurr durr, nationalistic pride" over a game she eventually hated. Worst decision of my sorry life, fucking hell.

>>4731606
I want to lick her pissy unwashed morning pussy and munch on her life sustaining asshole. Her sweaty stinky body my only form of sustenance. Tongue bathe her stinkiest bits.

>>4748466
>she has some weird mental problem
t. most vtubers

>>4748466
She might be trying to restrict her cursing because of the possibility of Youtube de-monetizing her since most advertisers don't like big boy words.

>>4751964
I still feel bad that I missed that stream, not that there's anything I could have done but just knowing that one of the few streams I've missed entirely and it turned out so bad makes me feel like I should have been there

>>4758105
It's been said before but the stream itself wasn't even bad, I thought it was pretty funny. I knew she was pissed during it but I thought it was more of a "haha fuck this game" type of pissed and not actual anger at the chat. It surprised me at the end when she said that. She may have just been having a bad day or on her period.

>>4758262
Yeah I remember the thread taking a very sudden turn. It seemed like a case of chat not being able to read the situation properly and kinda piling on when she was already not having a great time. It seems like it's been resolved though, mods are being a bit more present to try and set the tone of chat which is good

>>4758262
The only real sign that she was pissed off at chat was near the end when she called out people complaining about her calling the game trash. She was pissed off before that, but her anger seemed to be focused on the game. Still I've learned that when she's pissed, don't poke fun at her.

>>4759923
More specifically, don't poke fun at her when her problem solving is taken into question. She seems insecure about her puzzling capability and needs to lash at something else besides herself. And that's fine, we've all been there without an audience to correct us when we're at our most vulnerable. I find this weakness adorable anyway. Remember how she panicked at the water pipe puzzles in Bioshock? Pure bliss.

It's pretty funny seeing that a couple of threads ago anons were asking for chat to be nicer to her and now you want the opossite to happen so things go back to "normal"

>>4760746
Does RE8 have any puzzles to confuse her?

>>4761252
There have been a couple that took her some time. Chat is full of [message deleted] when she plays it because for some reason people can't help but backseat and spoil the game

>>4761187
Tomato AWAY

This is why she's the sexiest one

>>4761187
>4chan is one person

>>4762506
Yes. All me.

>>4762470
Damn I didn't know she was that much smaller. Nacho is pretty big.

>>4762470
Correct. Smol and based. My fucking size difference kink. Uoh.

>>4762470
where's donut
why has she been missing for nearly 3 weeks

>>4762470
Yeah, Luto design is also pure sex but her streaming voice though...

>>4762817
Nacho's own character is hella sexy. An orgy with Nacho and all her daughters!

>>4763022
The dude made another version with donut

>>4763134
Why are they all womanlets?

>>4743208
I wish but not happening

>>4763188
Women like being short (or shorter than their partner at least)

>>4763188
Why are they all shorter than her?

>>4763188
Cos Nacho knows that smol is sexy.

>>4763512
For her own sexual desires. Nacho flicks her bean to all her loli creations.

She didn't start with piss, weird

>>4763731
I'm disappointed

>>4763104
Luto's stream voice has gotten a lot better, way less forced. Her laugh though...
>>4763022
>missing
Huh, you're right. Maybe she did a membership stream or something.

Will Kana's technical issues ever be resolved?

>>4764257
Yes, when she lives with me.

>66% CPU usage
RE8 shouldn't be doing that, right? Is it an uncapped framerate thing or something?

so it's nothing more than just a case of lactose intolerance

>>4764371
It seems like a common issue from what I've found, but there aren't many solutions other than "reboot pc" or "update drivers"

>>4764586
imagine the farts

she is legitimately lagging hard wtf

>already wasted 3 healing items by missclicking
dumb fox

>>4764698
Imagine the diarrhea

>>4764795
her cpu is running at 100% she's probably throttling

>>4764795
I can cope with the power point presentation, the screen could be black and she'd still make it fun

Thank God she's feeling better didn't expect her to have had a long enough break honestly

These noises...

I want Kana to call me a stupid dummy...

>no HICCs yet
This Kana is an imposter.

>>4765554
She's been faking the hiccs this whole time

>>4765631
My world is imploding.

>>4765631
delete this

>HICC
SHE'S HERE

She really is talking a lot

She's taken...

>I'm taken
what did she mean by this?

>>4766786
By me.

That guy is gonna kill himself

>>4767071
just like me!

>>4767096
remember to donate to Kana before you do

She's actually doing this much faster than I did.

I'm not sure if she does this on purpose, but I love how she physically moves to the side when looking around a corner.

>>4768050
I'd love to see her swaying from side to side while playing a racing game

How does she always break the games she plays?

>>4768237
From breaking the game to almost getting executed

>>4768237
She used to work as a playtester which is why she has little patience for games now.

Virus ROASTED

God I wish Kana would roast me like that

kana virus confirmed dummy that can't read

Kana's bare feet...

Do you think she streams with the nopan model?

>>4768568
Of course, it's why she can't show us.

>>4768568
nopan with a fully modeled cunny

>>4768677

I love her screams

>keeps standing right in front of him
Kana... your not getting incinerated reps...

was that her loudest scream?

Mods are deleting a shit ton of comments

>>4769268
they were technically backseating. I don't know why she gets it so much with this game

>>4769268
Too many retards backseating please understand

>>4769330
>>4769390
No I know, it's good to see them doing a good job moderating I mean.

>>4769330
recent and popular I guess

Didn't eat before a long stream...

>what is wrong with you
She sounded like Purin right there.

I'm not sure I'm liking how this was written, that has to be one of the lamest ways to go

>>4770060
There's no way Ethan is actually dead, it was so sudden and shit

>>4770089
FUCKING CALLED IT

i dont understand this kusoge

>>4770569
Capcom doesn't have the best writers.

>she sounds like an actual child not because of the pitch but the inflection
Like a certain someone I know

>>4770669
Purin! Really I've been watching Kana for months and only Purin recently and they sound really fucking similar in how they raise their voices...

That comedic timing was godlike

This is so cliche.

There was literally no need for a sacrifice, the dude just wanted to be cucked

this is why i do nothing but replay HL/2 and HaloCE over and over

>>4771179
Yeah, the fuck was he thinking?

>this is why i do nothing but replay HL/2 and HaloCE over and over

nameless agent HATE

So what is the clicking that has been going on through the whole stream?

She's gone...

>>4771641
I already miss her...

>>4764698
I want Kana to fart in my mouth after drinking a whole bottle of milk.

>>4771666
She shines so bright that her absence leaves nothing but darkness.

Minecraft today should be pretty relaxing

>>4777273
Looking forward to it, her streams have been really enjoyable lately
I mean, they always are but you get the idea

I kinda want her to keep talking like last stream, it was slightly different but noticeable and her brattiness is coming back

I woke up thinking bout that fox.

>>4781491
She can't contain it forever. It's peeking out.

How can I find someone like Kana?

>>4777863
I want to see Kana's hands and feet.

>>4783050
I wake up thinking about her every day and I want it to stop

>>4726491
Is every high quality fanart of her actually a commissioned piece? She's been buying a shitload of it.

>>4792905
Based on its artstream twitch chatter that one amashiro art is a genuine anniversary gift from mama

>>4792905
Lots of artists love her because she has such a great design so she gets a good amount of other fan art too. I remember Kana tweeting that she was addicted to commissioning art once so she definitely commissions a lot

Being pee'd on is actually pretty hot. Scat is disgusting so I believe her when she says she isn't into that but I'm sure she's actually into watersports.

>>4793492
amashiro is such a cute mum.

>>4793492
All her videos are gone wtf

Duolingo today

>>4796493
https://youtu.be/mcHVkJsQAb8
I wonder what made her change games

I'm beginning to miss her streams because I'm too tired after work. So this is what being old feels like.

>>4796728
>missclick and open video on a new tab
>see the whole chat screen filled with 1 russian guy writing an essay
jesas

>>4797065
There's always at least one schitzo writing a novel in her prechat, I don't know what she does to attract so many of them

>>4797065
https://youtu.be/Y0xvdc_whsg
>641k views
I don't know why but she makes Russians go crazy. They're probably excited for her to speak more Russian this stream.

Did she ever say what language she was going to do? If she ends up doing Russian, chat will be unbearable for a while.

>>4797302
>VTuber speaks language of viewer from x
>viewer of country x go crazy
or
>VTuber gets subs in language x
>viewer of country x watch vtuber

It's not hard, that said kana is the last small VTuber I know and unless she herself mentions not doing well I don't want her to get a boost quite yet especially not a Russian one.
If her duolingo stream tonight is Japanese that might be cool though.

>>4797850
She didn't say anything about the language, but I think everyone kind of expects at least a little bit of russian.

>>4797906
Yeah but she has spoken other languages and gotten translated clips in other languages too. For some reason she resonated with Russians or just triggered something in their algorithm. She'll probably do a few different languages today.

>>4796887
I feel you. I've been able to do it for her, but it's rough going in the morning.

t. 40+

>>4799282
Do you view Kana as your daughter?

>>4799584
I'm a faceless old guy, what do you think?

>>4799640
I'm thinking BASED.

>>4799282
Based grandpa

>>4790366
I don't want it to stop. She's in my head rent free, every moment of everyday, and I love it. So stinky.

>>4783050
I can't stop thinking about her stinky bits.

>finally meet kana
>she's just as cute and funny as ever
>she runs and jumps in your arms to embrace you for a hug while wrapping her tiny legs around your torso
>as she nuzzles her forehead into your chest you lay your head atop hers
>inhale
>she doesn't stink
>as a matter of fact, she smells very good like sweet honey
What would you do?

>>4802138
Devour her anyway.

>>4802138
Cry

>>4802138
Fuck her so hard and so long that she gets sweaty and thusly becomes stinky. Fucked stinky.

>>4801720
How do you cope?

>>4804517
You don't

>>4804517
I can cope when she streams daily, but i fall apart when she takes time off.

>>4804517
I unironically feel relief when she's taking time off because it gives me pause to forget and take better care of myself. Ergo, I can't cope.

>>4806388
Same. I used the one week break to watch other things, and put other things in my head. It helps keep a person from taking the fascination with her too seriously.

SOON

At least she's eating before the stream this time...

I swear every time I do that she delays the stream. SHE'S FUCKING HERE.

What do her socks smell like?

>>4808437
>10 minute delay
heh, nothin personnel kid

>>4808437
>>4808504
Trolled

>>4808509
Vinegar and blue cheese

Anybody gonna work out while watching the stream?

would you drop kana if she pulled one of these:
https://youtu.be/4kF43amMIyg

>>4808620
I normally do it before the stream

>>4808672
Her "real" voice doesn't sound much different from this one and she's been slowly pitching her streaming voice down. Either way I like Kana because of how she is, her voice is amazing and one of her best attributes, but it's not what makes her so great (at least for me). I'd think that it isn't her at fist though

>>4808620
Probably me. I have an assignment that I'm not even 50% done on, and was due yesterday so I get a 25% penalty already. I'm about to say fuck it.

>>4808891
>Her "real" voice doesn't sound much different from this one
Where have you heard this

>>4808907
Finish it, faggot.

>>4808969
Just pay attention, it has come out a little during her streams (mostly on twitch). It doesn't take an expert to notice, you canhear that it's more relaxed I haven't clipped any of these moments because I'm dumb and it didn't seem important at the time

SPECTRUM HATE

I thought it was going to be something more serious...

Espanol and Nihongo
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Sometimes I forget how cute she is before she starts speaking.

She actually understands it

>ogey
Kana...

ogey

>ogey
What did she mean by this?

Kana will have better internet when she finally moves in with me.

>>4809340

Fuck the Latinx rrat, she's japanese

nigga did she just say "chink"

>>4809490
Is that rrat gonna be ogey?

Based Kana not giving the ruskies what they want

>>4809671
it's coming

Why does every website need your full name address phone number and social security just to use it now a days? Even YouTube needs a goddamn credit card number to verify your age.

>>4809792
Marketing.

>>4809792
>Even YouTube needs a goddamn credit card number to verify your age.
?

>>4809792
It's important in order to properly deal with wrongthink.

KANPEKI NIHONGO
KANA
you WILL be Japanese

>>4810150
Kana is already Japanese, she is just putting on a show for us lowly eops.

>>4810008
It's true. For new accounts you can only verify your age with a credit card.

>10 minutes
countdown to sadness

>>4810174
>Purin is a flip
>she's Kana's best friend from Tsunderia
You know what that means

>last one
Kana why...

wtf her pronunciation is great

>that pronunciation
maybe the rrat was true, no burger talks like that

>>4810391
No spic talks like that either

>>4810382
>jija
nevermind

>>4810411
>>4810429
It's a cover bro

She's made me realise how retarded spanish can be

>>4810565
All languages are pretty retarded

>tfw no Latina Kana gf

don't do it kana don't end the stream

>just an hour
ogey

>I'll accept your eggs
Very nice

I'm addicted to Kana. I need more. I need her streams injected into my bloodstream and become a true schitzo so I can hear her voice through the whole day

She is being so fucking cute right now.

There you go, she streams without pants

Great stream

bros she's so sweet this is scaring me

She's gone...

God why is she so lovely...

Amazing stream, her internet didn't even matter

For such a short stream, it was pretty good. Or maybe i just like seeing Kana happy and acting like a brat

>>4814058
She was unironically cuter than usual

holy fuck coco is graduating kana just quote tweeted it

>>4814312
You didn't notice /vt/ burning around us?

>>4814709
Nah dude I was watching the stream and playing a game. Definitely not what I wanted to see after it ended.

>>4814312
That explains why she was acting so weird in the collab this morning.

>>4814312
I wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't because of her

>>4808672
Some of the magic might be lost, if I found out that wasn't her real voice, but if she has a different real voice it would still be sexy as all hell and end up making me fall even more in love with her.

>>4809301
I can be right in the middle of watching her, and just be randomly suddenly shocked and astounded at just how fucking cute she is. Her voice is one in a million. And the cute noises she makes. It's life fuel.

>>4811843
I watch her vods throughout the day while waiting for her streams, I listen to her just chatting vods when I go to sleep, I live and breathe Kana. She's the hardest drug.

>>4811843
I'm waiting for human augmentations to become a reality so I can insert streams directly into my brain while I'm sleeping

>>4818478
Imagine dreaming of Kana every night, pure bliss

>>4797065
>>4797205
I just realized she never gave in to the Russians. I wonder if most cheeki breekis realize how badly the native speakers deter Kana from reciprocating their attention. They really oughta police themselves better.

KANA PLEASE SIIIINNGG

she said we're awesome

>>4824408
It's all well and good until she blows up with Spanish speakers and has to deal with them on top of Russians.

>>4826833
how does she have more than the whole of tsunderia?

>>4827040
She's just that based.
>>4824764
This i would love it

Missed the stream. Currently watching the VOD.
https://youtu.be/mcHVkJsQAb8?t=570
What happened here? Cos that sounded more like a little poopy brap than a mic being hit. Hmm Kana.. You stinky!

wtf why didn't anyone clip the kani kani part yet

I haven't watched any Kana streams in awhile, but all this drama is pushing me towards just watching indie chuubas. Has she been any less depressed recently?

>>4831643
She had a tummy ache a couple days ago, but she has been really happy and perky since she took the week off, and has been in top form. Now is a great time to watch her.

>>4828696
God damnit how am I supposed to go to bed with a hard on?!

>>4834771
Imagine her butthole pressing against your lips as she farts into your mouth. Ejaculate. Goto bed.

>>4831643
She's been pretty happy lately, biggest drama is her having issues with her internet