/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I liked the crunches and chewing but I wish she had given us more noises this stream.

I walk away for a few minutes and no one makes a new thread

my wife

No, you don't understand, I LOVE her! For REAL!

>>47425046
Instead of making threads I'm seeing how long it takes someone else to make one lately, sorry.

>>47425046

>>47425046
I got asked how feminine my dick was in the last thread so I just hoped a new one wasn't gonna be made at all

Do you think she was wearing pants today?

https://youtu.be/ZYa1yhdljoY
I want to bathe Gura

>>47425191
Why would you even ask that you psycho?

realistically how long can Gura ignore ASMR requests?
Every time she asks for a suggestion for streams everyone in chat spams ASMR.

orgy and crazy summer mention, batman I need you to track down every possible meetup in japan and stop it

>>47425191
Are you dumb or something?
Of course not.

>>47425267
She was doing that thing where she knows damn well what she's going to do but wants to see what we say anyway. Like with the lollipop stream. Lovenest incoming.

>>47425267
I wasn't paying attention to chat how many people said finish the Valentine date?

how the chumbies doing today

Just got back home, how was da moobie with gooba? Gonna see about watching it after bae's karaoke tonight

>>47425443
It feels really weird being so early in the day but already having my serving of shark juice.

>>47425476
gura cute
lots of moobies lined up

>>47425476
it was cozy. no distractions or anything.

Chumbies, I had a barbecue. I ate two big borgars, three sausages, and two hotdogs...
h-help...

>>47425557
a good day to be an american

>>47425443
movie date with gura
grinding last epoch
eating a chicken sandwich for dinner
pretty wicked Saturday

>>47425557
do the kobayashi shake

>>47425191
She already told us she's only wearing her Invader Zim shirt..

post her thumbnail tease I need to save it in case she changes it

>>47425767
She said she's wearing the shirt, not only the shirt.

What did you think of her list? I like a majority of them and would watch them all.

>>47425953
I like it, but even if i didn't I will watch anything with her. I just wanna see her more.

>>47425557
Yo this chumbuds tummy hort call an ambulance

Just saw the new vtuber drama video and saw people were talking shit about Gura. Why?

>>47425953
I want to watch Mean Girls wit hher

>>47426096
gura gets clicks

>>47426096
Get outta here with whatever that even is.

>>47425953
I don't have any issues with any of them

>>47426255
So no worries then? Sweet. I just hope these shit don’t get to them and they keep doing what they do.

>>47426096
Jealous of her big pretty tail

gura only cares about the opinions of her chumbies
everything else is irrelevant

>>47425953
I really hope she does ghost stories

>>47426507
I hope she does but I feel like management might not allow it considering some of the jokes in it

I love and adore her, she drives me mad in the best and worst ways, but I'm pretty sure these lemon oreos aren't at my usual shopping spots and they're fucking $15 on amazon, not biting this time.

>>47426653
Lemon Oreos are a seasonal thing for Easter. Since it’s still around Easter, you should check out your local stores. Might have them.

>>47426096
not the first time she goes to drama channels, people that actually follow these places don't watch a single stream no matter the holo

>>47426653
They're just normal lemon sandwichh cookies with Oreo branding. Buy some of those and pretend.

>>47426054
WEEWOOWEEWOO

I just want her to be happy
Fuck antis and fuck entitled little shits

Nvm, I actually watched the video. Apparently she had to close pre-chat becuase even her channel members were getting to her.

>>47426932
that's not why. there were some people doing real annoying shit and there were no mods around.

>>47426837
I just can’t sexualize her. She’s too cute and give off too much little sister vibes. I don’t know how you guys do it.

>>47426932
again, gura has said that we can criticize her. she wasn't upset that we were criticize her, she closed it because people were fighting with each other.

>>47426932
she asked for a mod but then management told her to close it. it wasn't people giving shit, it was just people arguing for even lukewarm criticism

How often do you think Gura uses the n-word in private?

>>47427093
You should fuck your sister.

idk https://poal.me/prougs

>>47427143
I don’t have a sister.

>>47427093
I see her as my wife, but also my daughter.
I love her and want to marry her, yet she can also really activate my fatherly instincts.

>>47426932
To be a little more accurate, drama tourist, people were mostly begging for her to say something and being passive aggressive at worst but chat fighting each other over it was the much bigger mess, the infighting upsets her. It's just being rebranded as le entitled parasocial incels by the guy who made your video probably that nigger khyo for extra clicks. Door is right behind you, don't let the knob hit yours on the way out.

>>47427139
Probably never because I doubt Gura is a racist

>>47425443
feeling really happy and still have the rest of my day
I love her so much

>>47427250
i have no idea what this is but i like gura so i clicked on her

>>47427093
Gura reminds me of a cute YA novel girl that falls for the bad boy and I can't help but sexualize that.

>>47427139
Based on how girly and shy the other girls have said she is, probably never. She’s not Mori.

>>47427139
n-n-nyaa!

Did Gura unban barbie again? That one will go back in place quick if she did.

>>47427093
little sisters are erotic

>>47427359
I hope Kiara does a fashion girls talk stream so we get more of Gura talking about what she wears.

>>47427359
Calli definitely the kind of bitch to rap the n-word during a track if she was invited on stage at a hip hop concert like this white bitch at a Kendrick Lamar show in 2018
https://twitter.com/MassAppeal/status/998599456374382592

>>47427528
or what perfume she uses so I can finally put it on my clothes

Try to keep the shitting on other ENs to the catalog please. Antis use posts from this thread as ammo.

>>47427652
Don't shit on them anywhere.

>>47425166
Well? I'm waiting?

/ggg/ is healing...

>>47427707
That would be the ideal but I don't fully understand the inner workings of someone who gets mad at vtubers.

>>47427358
The only one we for sure know likes bad boys is Fauna

>>47427707
Based. Don't be a part of the problem, just enjoy your chuubas.

has she talked about playing ffxiv before?

>>47427528
Gura's a sickly shut-in, anon. Her choice ensemble is probably 'hoodie and no pants'.

>>47427894
Yes but I'll be fucked if I can remember when, it's been a while. I don't think she played very much of it at all though.

>>47427899
Based non-stream watcher.

Where's the vod?

what did she mean by "the new normal"?
what changed?

Gura has shidded at some point in between 3 days ago to now.

>>47428268
with her diet of cookies and popcorn? doubtful

>>47428233
sounds like she has a busy summer coming up and is preparing for that

>>47428359
she is spamming membership streams to prepare for her birthday. she knows people are disgruntled and needs them willing to buy her merch fast

>>47428452
works for me

Gurass

>>47428512
based gurass poster

which ones will we actually get to watch? im guessing scooby doo, cars and mario for sure.

>>47428608
Ghost stories dub would be great, but I doubt it'll happen.

>>47428608
Gura would love Kung Fu Hustle.

>>47428608
You will buy Crocs. You will watch Virus Shark.

>>47424976
Man you guys are simps.

>>47428736
ToT

>>47427093
Doesnt help that ive been fapping to white-haired petite/loli's from animes for years prior to gura. I tried to not sexualize her at debut but it just was too much

>>47428828
She's my wife, you dweeb.

>>47428608
I'm praying for Ghost Stories but she would really have to clamp down on her commentary and keep it mostly to giggles or she'll repeat something on accident and get dogpiled. Other than that probably Scooby Doo, Alien and Virus Shark.

>>47428608
Ghost Stories dub would be based, but im hoping for Spongebob since she said she wanted to watch that and BTTF 8 months ago.

>>47428828
For Gura, yes.

>>47428828
*shrimps
My bad.

>>47425953
Pretty good. You know, if she wanted to simply requests, she could just do a community posting asking for movie, anime or tv show suggestions like she did earlier in membership. You get a ton of titles and maybe explanation of why she should watch it. and she can look it up and see if she would be interested or not. It would also be helping as a list to update since she could edit it. I'm surprised she didn't think this idea through because it's simple. You get recommendation and instant feedback.

>>47428828
Come on shit stirrer, you can come up with some sort of creative insult right? Apply yourself

>>47428828
Whenever I see posts dismissing vtubers and making fun of their fans I remember my younger self calling people weebs for liking anime and having oshis. So I see a kid whenever I see comments like this, and it's probably accurate.

>>47427758
I am not showing you my cock until marriage fucking sinner

>>47428828
actually, I'm a shrimp

>lowest effort bait possible
>5 yous
Is it really that easy?

>>47429257
i do

>>47429257
He's bashful.

>>47427758
What exactly makes a cock feminine

>>47429312
That's not bait, that's a genuine tourist to /vt/.

>>47429312
i enjoy being insulted

>>47429312
I think people just aren't used to the quiet right now. No one's actually mad.

what did gura mean by having a crazy summer, she didnt call spring crazy despite the japan trip something else is happening

>>47429611
I wonder.

>>47429611
I am pretty sure she did call the fes preparation period crazy. I don't have timestamps though and I sure as hell not gonna be looking for them so take that as you will.

>>47428828
Still using the word simp and acting like it's an insult lol

>>47429198
same here, I was an adamant anti-weeb when I was like 15 or so, the more militant they are the more likely it's some underage b&

>>47429611
Gura don't go down the bachelor route with orgies, I can take care of you

>>47429611
She goes out and has a life and friends unlike many of us NEET losers

>>47428608
She needs to watch Ghost Shark if she's looking for one of those "It's so bad it's good" movies. I've seen a couple people mention it but she ignores it everytime

welp

>>47429611
holoen connect
hololive summer
probably more voice acting
who knows

>>47429761
>>47429700

>>47429791
Gura can only have one so bad it's good movie in her brain at a time. Recommend it again after Virus Shark.

not even worth a (you)

Was everything during the holofes trip a lie gura?

chumbuds are the only sane people left in this world

>>47430130
her giggle is so cute

>>47430130
>>47430076
I can't believe the rrats were true the whole time... she's a tootshark...

Sit girl

>>47430232
My rrat is that her medical issue getting worse increased the chance of her accidentally farting on stream. She's chosen to lean into it.

Does showing a swimsuit classify as "crazy" for blanco females?

>the utter state of gura's choo choo charles comment section when sorted by new
why are greyniggers like this

>>47430222
This pleases my pet fetish.

>>47430511
thanks for making me look, shit's hilarious

>>47430511
please just ignore it lily / furor
whatever it is

>>47430511
More importantly, the hornypost comment is still up and has 68 likes.

>>47430511
I'm glad my oshi gives zero fuck about those people.

>>47430593
My fucking sides holy shit.

>>47429611
Likely summer is when she's headed back to JP for more stuff, could swear Kiara said she herself was going back in June
But I'm more concerned about how she instantly pushed the possible watchalongs into May when we still have half of April left

>>47430593

>>47430511
>The people "commenting on the drama" are the ones causing it
Many such cases

>>47430640
maybe she has plans for some other members content before then

>>47430593
Feels like there's random tourists who never watch a Gura stream, working on like 4th hand knowledge about "chumbuds" "harrassing" gura with their "entitlement".

Like fucking hell, what even were the WORST actual member comment? Shit like "i'm done with this cycle"? Where is this harrassment of "chumbuds" shit from? Its like they had a narrative and went through with pushing it without any evidence.

>>47430593
This HAS to be ironic shitposting right? I haven't seen anyone say something like that seriously in years.
I for one, have the power of god and anime on my side!

She brought up orgies today. Use your heads all of you.

>>47430730
See the catalog. Two dramanigger channels made videos about Gura today and uninformed idiots are pouring in.

>>47430730
Who cares, it'll probably backfire since we know Gura loves her chumbies and is protective of them.

>>47430730
>>47430800
yeah, that happened on the reddit thread as well. People who don't watch her just accusing the complainers for wanting to know her personal address or have 7 streams a week.

>>47430800
/ggg/ was full of this shit yesterday though. Full on
>how could you do this to Gura i will never forgive you
Nigger forgive what? What actually happened? What are the worst things that were said and how frequent were they?

>>47430779
Huh, it really makes you think...

>>47430730
>Its like they had a narrative and went through with pushing it without any evidence
This is usually the case, yes. You may also notice a comment saying chumbuds attacked 'Calli' because Gura went to bed early, and I can only assume that's talking about the summer party thing but it's also so far off the mark I don't even know where the fuck it came from. These are super tourists.

>>47430928
Yes, some of these idiots use 4chan too.

>>47430901
The reddit thread was half and half. People generally accepted that she needs to at least communicate better.

Well enough about that. You've already got threads about it, right?

Gory Gumbo

>>47430779
We all know how to use our heads here.

>>47430730
The EN fanbase listener san equivalent

>>47431062
Not enough to get a solid answer it seems

>>47431190
Has she even mentioned having a health issue at all since popping up in Japan? Why are people still assuming this?

>>47430511
is the drama channel tourist that ''totally watch her streams'' but still need some fucking drama channel to explain what's happening on her channel, same thing happened when she made the jews fart joke

>>47431218
Whatever "answers" you're looking for, you're not going to find them.

The King cover has hit 30 million views.

>>47431286
Because it's a reasonable assumption, but no, she hasn't gone back to it yet. Could be a crippling addiction to Mabinogi for all we know.

>>47431286
it's just the easiest way to antagonize the complaints.
This redditor worded it better than I could ever do.

>>47431286
Because it's a chronic issue that she has made clear that she doesn't want to talk about?

Oh man, I'm depressed that Gura has been ignoring me and I've never said a bad word about her.

The people that are wasting time arguing are very autistic

>>47430511
It's fine on my end?

>>47431486
It's not really reasonable. People are just making up headcannon as a cope.

>>47431651
Citation needed.

>>47431637
Finally someone with a brain.

>>47430949
you can thank bvtm for that since he posted about the party

>>47425267
Forever.
Not like it’s hard

>>47431726
And not the cute kind, like my wife.

>>47431859
I'm not finding a citation for someone who doesn't watch streams.

>>47431419
30 fish in the barrel and 4chans already found ten, but im not worried about something that happened 9 months ago. Im worried about what happens now

Gura needs to lick lollipops for us again

Was everything that you said during the japan trip a lie gura, are you taking the path of the bachelor now?

>>47431726
This moment was very powerful live. Never thought both Dino Gura and Gooruh would show each other that kind of respect.

>>47432226
Even better, it was Guragotguns

could you really go into a public movie theatre and watch pr0n in the 80s?

So anyway check this out.

>>47432326
Ask Pee-Wee Herman

You guys wanna see some serious shit?

>>47432337
That's cool but Gura should have 3 booba.

For what reason did I forsake the harem if this femoid can't do the same

>>47432463
I know she's durable, but I'm still worried.

"Do you trust me"

confirmed

Miss this

Chumchads just can't stop winning bros

I hope Gura goes back to at least one minecra stream because this cat is desperately trying to start a Gura arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFNxonJiNY4

>>47432326
You can actually still do it in some places. The porn playing isn't the actual point though, but for a hint the word orgy is very relevant.

>>47432962
thailand whores, what is he talking about

I wish Gura (and many of the EN girls) weren't so adverse to repeating biggest hits streams.
More duolingo, another Dino Gura karaoke, another bard karaoke, more skyrim vr (that was kino but here I understand the tommy hort factor) etc

Press F to question the shart

>>47432762
I need further proof

>>47432463
GET DOWN FROM THERE

>>47432962
wouldn't that be a big mess to clean up?

>>47432870
This fatto catto got it bad for the shark. Any hope of her trying to contain it now is lost.
I can relate to her.

>>47433130
F
>>47432870
same

gura wears diapers

>>47433130
F

>>47433130
F

>>47430593
>>47430730
It's funny, some people make a bit of constructive feedback, and these people jump in making the situation turn into a huge deal instead of letting anyone voice anything.

>>47433130
F

See? Public use fetish woman, you dont have to sell out, good things happen indoors as well!

>>47433547
But i want her to myself.

>>47433578
Yeah me

>>47433547
That fetish is hot but I don't like it in reality. Many such cases.

>>47433660
Literally what orgies are

chumbies I got a malware

>>47430730
>Like fucking hell, what even were the WORST actual member comment?
there was an all-out civil war in the Choo-Choo Charlie Pre-Chat of April 14
rainbow tridents screaming at gura in caps lock
grays defending m'ladies honor
the world will never be the same

Eat a dick janny

>>47433910
in the end, gura always is happiest with her chumbies

And to the reporter an answer would reduce this content

>>47433903
where did you download the movie anon..

>>47433910
Wish I could've seen it to get a better idea of what happened.

Bullshit

>>47430730
>>47433910
Out of curiosity, was there actually anyone just being a faggot to her? Not criticizing or even being kinda rude while doing it, just actually on some anti shit. Not asking for receipts since we obviously have tourists amongus who'll take it and run with it but I know a few of you keep the chat logs and probably checked.

>>47434099
Wrong tab?

>>47433910
Yeah right

>>47434192
The correct one, that's literally gura gosling

>>47434170
some disillusioned chumbuds that quit membership I guess
most were just asking for some updates instead of just disappearing

Gray's still defending the ghosting, lol.

>>47434248
Disillusioned in what way?

was the stream good?
was it worth waiting a week and likely being the last stream until next week if we're lucky?

So I guess this is another loop added to the list. Whatever.

>>47434170
There were some grey shitters calling her lazy, wanting her to graduate etc. but I didn't see any members that said something that could be considered anti shit. Chat was going fast so I might have missed it.

>>47434170
Sure there were a handful of gray trolls mixed in but pretty much everyone, especially the trident members were respectful. Some autistic people are unable to differentiate between respectfully asking and being an anti

>>47434359
watch the watchalong and find out..

>>47434359
try watching streams first before making yourself look clueless

>>47434371
Have this for a loop faggot

>>47434535
I like this one.

>>47434338
Bump, she gone

>>47434359
>we

Remember to thank the criticismbuds. They got management to get on Gura's ass about streaming. Without them you wouldn't be getting these streams.

>>47434359
She's streaming tomorrow retard.

Thursday was the worst day to be a chumbud
Today is the best day to be a chumbud

>>47434660
Crocs revolt me

See you guys in May, when she streams again.

>>47434042
It was something else, I think I figured out what it came from but I was still up doing a clean install at 5am, I needed everything set up so I could archive the stream... There's so much more to restore now and I have to reset a million passwords

>>47434938
Please, that was nowhere near the worst day to be a chumbud.

>>47434957
YOU WILL BUY THEM AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM

>>47434957
And you lost me. Too many fake chumbuds in here.

>>47435028
actually what was the worst day
maybe the party. that was pretty rough

>>47434957
Why? They're comfortable. If you don't like the look don't wear them outside.

>>47435078
>>47435147
Wake me up when they dont make you smell like bill cosby on a weekend yawn

bro what the fuck is bae wearing

From stinky to the stinked oh how the turn tables, whenever wilI find one that just works

>>47435379
ten pixels

>>47435115
Good thing it worked out fine in the end. And yet schizos are still trying to push their crazy rrats to this day.
But hey, that's how things are around here.

>management warned gura to never mention nor even reference baby shark
>on her second stream ever
https://www.youtube.com/live/cOo10ndXtmk?feature=share&t=1855

>>47434170
lilly was spamming COMMUNICATE GURA in all caps pre-chat
some chumbuds think s/he got muted for the actual stream

I want Gura's new outfit already. I'm sure it's pure sex and she's been waiting on it to unveil the ASMR she's been working on for months.

>>47435690
>Orgies

>>47434927
yup, but after that its gonna be another few weeks unannounced.

>>47435711
Gura hears management say not to do something and is filled with the urge to do it

https://youtu.be/fH2L5O8CmOM?t=2653

>>47435744
Gura does not mute she sends to the funny farm, and you don't get to come back its permanent. So we may be clear of her for now.

>>47435935
That's because Gura is a child

>>47435744
She wasn't muted though, I saw her several times, today too.

>>47435824
Probably

I'm so glad Gura has great outfits. They really make a difference.

>>47435944
I forgot she had that epic music during that kek

>>47435944
the good old days of 2 year old gura

>>47435785
Remember when she said she didn't like the spats mostly because she wants to tease us with cute underwear?

>>47435744
You know we have logs and can check these things?

I just want her to talk about some new solo original songs and the animated opening intro. Like are we still getting them? I just can't believe in over 2.5 years we only got 1 gura solo original.

>>47436229
I also hate spats! but they're kinda hot sometimes

gura eats this in 17 separate meals

>>47435744
She read some comments in the stream from people who criticized her in the vod comments. It can't be bothering her that much.

>>47436680
her poops must be so small

>>47434248
"move on"
"wait dont" lol

>>47436476
I gave up on having stuff like that, it's clear she's not interesed in making music. Maybe if other holo wants to do a collab we can see another original song with Gura

>>47436498
Spats are great, but I understand not everyone can have an appreciation for them.

>>47436739
proof?

>>47436476
She's reading superchats tomorrow. Ask her.

>>47435944

>>47436801
She was until she got insecure about her song the fuck happened reflect was great

>>47436739
she might not like dealing with professionals and producers perhaps

>>47436864
>shrimps bullied Gura into streaming on a sunday

>>47436498
I hate them too, but my love of Gura's butt is enough to power through my hatred and still goom to her wearing them

>>47436801
she might not like dealing with professionals and producers perhaps. i wish she would drop more covers though like target for love.

>>47436952
ah right "business" huh gura

>>47437140
it's a waste of her talent either way

>>47437140
She gave up targeting, now she swings

I love my wife

>>47437253
honestly she doesn't really seem to practice her singing much. she's probably gotten worse since her debut in all honestly.

>>47437349
2021 was peak, blame perms and management

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/164741739626799923https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1647417396267999232
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1647417396267999232

>>47437349
She's definitely gotten worse.

>>47437448
wtf anon I just opened this at work

>bae announcing 2nd orisong
>gura still at 1 despite all these "projects" taking up her time
It's so tiresome...

>>47437448

>>47434170
I do remember a guy spamming "NIGGER" in caps during th stream as well but I imagine he got sent to the funny farm.

>>47437571
Disillusioned corp and private projects

>>47435744
>Spamming in all caps
She posted it exactly once
Go back to your dramatuber channels faggot

>>47437514
Congrats on your promotion!

>>47437436
>>47437462
I wish I could have a serious, deep conversation with this womanchild. I want to understand the inner workings of her mind.

>>47437661
kys lilly

>>47437714
Shes spruced to not speak, its killing her. Your best chance would be at a con but those are monitored

So you seriously mean to tell me that you WOULDN'T let Gura shit into your mouth? Like i'm not talking about some random ugly dude's disgusting shit, or even some cute girl's cute little poops. I'm talking about Gura's perfect turds, the essence of an angel, a gift of the goddess, shaped just right to slide down your throat. The most pure act of love. How can you claim to truly love your daughterwife if you're not willing to do this act to consummate your unending love. Sure you might want to gag, you might want to throw up, but you would do it for love wouldn't you? You'd do it for her, right anon?

>>47437253
not doing anything is a bigger waste

>>47437714
Only I can comprehend the inner workings of her mind.

>>47437661
He is not going to fuck you chud

WIFE WIFE WIFE

Im mi-ning, why is this woman child so sex minded now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZakzkasWp4

>>47437728
Not Lily but she did only post that once. No one was writing in all caps other than that one message. I think Lily over did it a bit as well as Furor but the reaction from people and drama leeches isn't warranted.

>>47437728
>>47437855
What banned vtuber meme account do you run on Twitter?

>>47437820
Gura, what the fuck is going on with you

>>47437820
Im not into it, but i would let her do it, since that means she likes me enough to do it.

>>47437943
You've been doing this for the whole week. You know we have notifications, right?

A lot of shitposting, but at least it's slower than it was throughout the week.
I am indeed comfy.

>>47438068
looks like she's lifting her tail to do a fard.

>>47438006
The reaction is from people who don't watch her or care about her, just like all the people who think there is zero problem with her communication.
Nobody who actually cares about Gura is okay with this, sure you can argue the proper way to go about talking about it or whether or not it even should be talked about but anyone acting like this is not an issue is not a fan.

>>47438140
take out posting from the 4th word

>>47438106
Retard.

>>47437943
I thought you were full of shit but >>47438068 is new and above Mumei's like of Bae's outfit reveal stream, I just didn't get any alerts. It's also only showing up under activity for me and not likes, weird.

Woman if you're here can you tell me if japan trip careless whispers were a lie, or are we still gucci it would make anything following easy

>>47438068
She's farting out of her mouth?

>>47438211
Prove it.

>>47438353
She actually did like that recently>>47438068

>>47437820
Considering how she eats, her shits are probably godawful, but how could I not at least try?

>>47438324
Schizo post

>>47438554
IN WHAT WAY GURA THERES 2 FUCKING WAYS TO INTERPET THIS

>>47438068
*pfffffft*

Anyone have chicken drumstick recipes?

so I don't know if you guys realize this
but regardless of what anyone here does or says, gura remains a fart shark 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year
it's fucking mindblowing if you think about it

>>47438552
Imagine the level of trust she would have to have in you to do it. There is no stronger connection, no stronger declaration. Swallow it all and she'd know you truly were husband material.

>>47438721
She also pees the bed in her sleep.

>>47438800
or just a shitstool

>>47438721
It's fart time all the time

>>47438721
Imagine the smell of her duvet

Here's a question.
Why is it literally only gray names and people who have never watched Gura white knighting in her comment section?
Why do these people think they are entitled to an opinion?

>>47438874
ask again once the weekend is over and the regular unemployed dramafags and shitposters show up, it's comfy hours right now and we're taking a break from the feistybuds vs. yesbuds shit

>>47438874
Why do you care so much about the comment section?

The fartshark posters were right the whole time! How could I be such a fool?? She's always been lying to me, bros! I'll never trust anyone again!

>>47439104
This but unironically

>>47439104
You just know she's muted her own farts while live. Isn't that essentially lying? Yeah, I think it is.

>>47439104
i'm sorry you had to find out this way

>>47439104
Idols don't fart dumbud. Gura is an idol, therefore she cannot be a fart shark.

>>47439236
She even adds "I didnt fart" afterwards. Gex guthor mastermind manipulator and fart escapist

>>47439290
t. cover employee

sometimes i wish i could go elsewhere but where else am i going to be able to talk about gura wanting to piss on my face

>>47439290
sorry but the cat's out of the bag jenma

>>47439297
Timestamp of alleged fart escapism?

>>47439326
Unironically
>>47439377
I deleted by brapper posts for space of an honest wife, you're out of luck cover

>>47439236
even the possibility of her cheekily farting while muted while streaming is hot. Like she's giggling with us about a game she's playing while sitting in and breathing in her stink... Hrrrrnnnnggg.

I can't stop thinking about Gura's feet

>>47439516
She didn't talk about feet at all today and you're still after them?

>>47439570
I need them

>>47439251
>>47439236
>>47439167
I'm turning into a schizoposter now, it's been a great ride, buds.
But now I must make it my life's mission to schizopost as many hours a day as I can anywhere someone might be having fun talking about vtubers I don't like. Someone's gotta do it.

>>47439618
The most dedicated schizos like the girl anon, informing others of the truth is a duty of the final

>Gura eats nothing but cookies and popcorn
>Gura is becoming a chunky shark
Cheers bros!

Bloop love!

>>47439728
>chunky
anon shes a fucking flounder at this point

>>47439104
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen

>>47439728
Too bad she still eats like a bird. She ain't getting big anytime soon, I'm afraid.

>>47439760
get out bloop

>>47439835
Hi gura, spare a cookie for the needful?

>>47439728
what do you think she ate after the stream?

>>47439887
If chat asks for a cookie one more fucking time...

>>47440168
Pizza rolls are too naughty for me please understand, I like to start slow

>>47440259
She liked this. T u T

>>47440259
what did she mean by this

>>47440360
permission to goom

>>47440384
Panty try on stream in the ASMR lovenest soon.

>>47440384
sex with shrimp(me)

>>47440431
Dont test me woman

>>47440431
Hnnngh, that would be so hot.

>>47440384
She loves being a kusogaki

>>47440576
reminder

>>47440657
TAKE IT OFF
TAKE OFF THE GIR SHIRT
SLOWLY

>>47440384
The first image she liked that day was this.

>>47440796
look at that tummy T u T

>>47440796
This only furthers my questions

>>47440787
NO YOU IMBECILE KEEP THE SHIRT THE SUN BURNS

>>47440796
>I bet the chumbies will love this one huhaha

>>47440796
Gura knows she's a sex bunny

>>47440796
i wonder what her parents think when they view her profile on twitter

>>47440894 ye
*mortal armor

>>47441033
"wow my daughter is a full grown woman?!"

>>47439835
i wonder if she has bad genes
like if she ate a normal person (relative to an american) she balloons up

>>47441033
I don't, that's a weird thing to wonder. I'm sure Gura tries her best not to think about it and her family avoids the subject.

Hey chumbies, I've had a pretty bad week, and having Gura back made my life a bit better. Can I get you all to share me your favorite pick of the Goombas? Ecchi, Cute, etc etc. Thank you <3

Side note, I'm happy the GGG threads are looking happy again <3

>>47441262
Faggot

>>47441317

>>47441262
Only if you divulge the details of your week anon, im bored and need the stories

>>47441262
https://files.catbox.moe/dl4t06.jpg

>>47441462
I guess schizo was right, she is dishonest

>>47441262
Here you go you goof

>>47441033
>our daughter likes cute art
Absolutely nothing she likes is that big of a deal

>>47441462
Yeah, me.

>>47441262

>>47441262
You seem like a nice lad.
Not my favorite or anything, but these amuse me.