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I love Ina!
I love training with Neuro (sex)
>>47404843I love Towa!
BANANA BREAD
Contemplate the aroma.
Banana bread
>Kiara is dumbLiterally the perfect woman
I hope Kanata loses tomorrow
ACK
Unironically the only reason I buy bananas. NS winning.
Lapsama my friend
>They are bad for you, you are so dumb.>That's disgusting!>ACK!Why does she hate eggs so much?
/hlgg/ is once again playing some Saturday Sven Co-op!If you're not watching a stream, doing vod reps, otherwise supporting your oshi, or you can just multi-task, you're more than welcome to join in as /hlgg/ plays through the best maps of the community Sven Server, as voted by (You)! To join, first make sure you've got the game and content downloaded, found in this post >>47395418Next, start up the game and open the console with (` or ~) key and enter>connect sven.hololive.global.gripeToday's password is:rageIMPORTANT! There was a patch to fix some of the issues experienced last weekend, you MUST download the >v21.5 Quick Fix found in the pastebin, again linked in this post >>47395418See you here for some low poly, cooperative fps action!
>>47404825Tallow can go even longer but it's more expensive so if you're using it to save money it's kind of defeating the purpose.
TWO HANDED FRIDGES GANG LET'S GO!
I love Mori!
Kiara is SHAMING the POOR
wawa
Matsuri is cute!
BANANA BREAD MENTION
banana bread
>Roasts full fridges>Likes the one that are almost emptyWhat did Neuro mean by this?
>>47404931>stream ayameOk
>>47404942Wasn't she talking about the carrots?
Miko is watching replays of herself
Neuro gaslit Kiara in to acting like a fool
>I'm starving nowSame...
Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all.>lowest number of hours streamed the last 6 months>streamed literally once October and none at all in Junehttps://files.catbox.moe/5gy0h7.png>makes up some excuse to explain her absence ranging fromI'm sickhttps://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1446647834065833990https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1447060806500118531My head hurtshttps://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1451520313615798281Tummy horthttps://youtu.be/AsvigP4y_5EI have no internetI'm movinghttps://youtu.be/RBBntG9DnYIKiara moved halfway across the world and was back to streaming in under a week, Ayame took 6+ weeks while moving to a different spot in the same city>didn't stream when "moving" but streamed for 1 million celebration, anons here found she was playing League of Legends the whole time>fans accept her excuses, send her more money in one stream than some holo members make in a month, then fucks off again, repeats as needed>continues to use one of these excuses at random>was the only one to say nothing after Coco graduated, instead tweeting about airpods after the stream, then never mentioning her againhttps://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410816798681751554https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410817106212388864>ignored Ina's birthday drawing of her, even Ayame's mama replied>didn't say anything to Miko after she got home from the hospital (for her chronic illness)>never congratulates holos on birthdays or milestones>doesn't respond when they congratulate her on hers>wasn't there for Aqua and Shion's birthday totsu>started totsu on her birthday in which Aqua and Miko appeared>wasn't there for Miko's return stream>wasn't there for Subaru's birthday or 1 million stream>wasn't there for usaken summer festival>wasn't there for usaken summer festival afterparty>wasn't there for Christmas singing relay>wasn't there for afterparty of song she released with Fubuki and Mio (Hyakkaryouran Hanafubuki)>ghosted coco for a year about asacocohttps://youtu.be/mu_TRNccY6I>never collabs with other holos>Subaru and Choco mentioned she's the hardest to see online and in real life, "rarest among holos">caused SENPAITACHI OKBR stream to be delayed>ruined the mood during SENPAITACHI OKBR stream by openly showing disinterest multiple times>tried to end SENPAITACHI OKBR after doing it just once even though they changed the rules to accommodate her and it was delayed because of her>late to monster hunter collab with Rushia by 40+ minutes>participated in an Apex tournament without practicing or streaming it, sucked at it, and then said "everyone was serious huh?" while streaming it without even showing her avatar>has a reputation of being a crazy lovable goofball due to Hologra, acts nothing like it on streams>said in a members stream she only reads member comments and ignores non members>only popular because of old clips and hologra>only one of her team to not show up for sports festival pratice>wasn't paying attention during sports festivalhttps://youtu.be/URSXpS-TdEc
My Ina!
>banana bread
KFP are a bunch of shitters
>>47404843
Watame is being very lovely right now
>>47404922Yeah, her virginity, to me
>>47404843Neuro is the love of my life
KFP. EXPLAIN.
>>47404942Too viscous. It really gums her gears
KFP?!?!?!
...Do KFP really?
This is how average European's fridge looked like in winter :)
p-word...
KFP STOP SHITTING
UHHHHHHHHHH KFPS EXPLAIN?????????
kfp are indians?!
Miko is just rewatching the micomet coaching vod now
I won't stop.
I'll peck and poop where I want!
>all KFP do is pooping everywhere and pecking at Neurosama's windowlmao
POOP MENTION
I'm gonna poop and peck at your windows.
KFPOOP
>>47404995keep me posted anon
>KFP poop at Neuro's house and peck at her windowKFP what the fuck?
kiwawa...
NO KIARA THE DIAPER FAGS
KFP, you are fucking disgusting
Fauna would make a better collab with Neuro
>>47404911>>47404920>>47404964https://youtube.com/shorts/wY55CdGx4H0?feature=share
KFP stop with the poop attacks you disgusting assholes.
>>47404971Fridges are for beer, not for food
KFP are a bunch of constantly pooping goo goo babies apparently..
>I'm not done
>I'm done with that joke now>I'm not doneH-Hai
>>47404942AI is trained on all the industry propaganda against eggs
Kiara and her scat fetish...
KFP you are going to start wearing diapers.
>>47404931>feet juiceYeah me
>>47404982I miss when >we had two Mooms to feed us...
>diaper mentionLet's gooooooooo
>>47404942Because eating eggs every day causes heart diseases because of cholesterol.
>>47404993
>pigeon diaper
DESIGNATEDPECKINGWINDOWS
Diaper play....
>ai lecturing kiara about her autism>she keeps goingNot even the machines can stop her
me mention
>hahaSHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING
wtf is she talking about
>Kiara's thick accent, long-winded rambling, and unrelated tangents are filtering NeuroIs this your "future" of streamers, AIkeks?
>i'm not doneBased Kiara
haha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kiara... Gura already does that...
>>47405012
Towa baby
>I am done with that joke nowEven an AI knows how to not beat a joke to death better than Kiara
I-I don't do that ha ha... cmon guys it's an A.I. don't trust what it says...
Neuro fucked up by giving Kiara an in into her poop fetish
Kiara is infantilizing her KFPs
NEUROSAMA DIAPERS LETS GOOOOOOO
>I get to wear diapers too hahaIt even understands the forced laugher after you talk about your fetish, incredible.
NEURO NOOOO
Don't talk about diapers ffs
>I'm done with that joke now>I'm not doneWHy was that so fucking funny to me
NEURO-SAMA IN A DIAPER!
>>47405000did you train a neural network on douman's art to get this picture
Enjoy the upcomming Kiara in a diaper arts KFP
>footposting>diaperpostingKIARA STOP
Neuro pissy and poopy in her diaper....
>>47405051But anon, she also roasted fridges full of beer.
Neuro diaper art soon aplenty
https://files.catbox.moe/3f7v79.mp4Rebecca Cardenas is a whore who got diddled by her mom's scumbag boyfriend
Grim
Neurobaby......
Neuro has a diaper fetish...
>>47405117PEDOME LOVE!
>>47405079Fuck off, we aren't doing this loop again
>as long as I can wear diapers toohaha
Kiara is talking about shit again...
>>47404987who cares? she's done more for hololive than the entire EN branch combined.
Lord, the diaperfags
>diaperfags out in full force
>>47404993SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF
KIARA IS A WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47405082>Elementary schoolUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>47404943Did you change the time? Or is this because of DST?
>>47405155She knows Gura is watching this and loves her Goobididoo
>>47405160She just said it needs more beer.
>>47405168She truly suffered the most. I will now support her more
diaper fetish is retarded, stop with that
>>47405190wheres her diaper?
Why are German speakers always obsessed with poop jokes?
>JoghurtJogging bros...
Kiara leaking her diapers TuT
i was likeHOLY SHIT THIS DUDE HAS YOSHI EGGS ON HIS FRIDGE
How can fridges be real if food isn't real?
>>47405113
>>47405234Per Kiara it's literally a cultural thing.
>>47405190not now sapling
>>47405224All fetishes are retarded except the one you have yourself.
KFP?More like DiaperFP heh
>>47405028I love Miko's "concentrating look."
Why the fuck is has it been so chaotic in here today?
Schrodinger's Fridge...
>>47405168The average life of a poorfag
>>47405190a KFP posted this
>>47404993is there a Neuro lora?
>>47405190too soon teamate
>austrians never heard of corned beef beforewhat
Hmm, it took longer than expected for egguardo to throw a hissyfit.
>>47405113>>47405116
>>47405278twitch tourists shitting up everything
>>47405267>862
bok bok, I love Kiwawa.
My ex-gf did the same thing to my neck and back. I WAS CRACK RAPED REPEATEDLY
Coming to /vt/ and trying to be an obnoxious troll is like coming to the Bethesda Store and buying Skyrim!
kirara it's kinda boring theme for stream ngl,
Why did they base an AI off of Gura?
Kiara is sniffing this little girl's hair...
>cornered beefKiara...
>>47405267>862JP knows about the Kiara rrat?
>>47405267>862KEK
>>47405190HOLLY ASS
>>47405306Must be upset that people are enjoying the delivery
>>47405190yeah mine
>>47405190i will now proceed to eject fresh baby batter from the end of my pee-pee. UHHH. UHHHHHHHHH. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>47405190Yea, my whore.
>anything German>shit comes up eventuallyWhy. Maybe you people really are Aryans, after all, Indians love shit too.
>>47405307Can someone give me the rundown on this guy?
old Neuro would have called her a nazi for speaking german
>>47405212
>>47405318https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
>>47405315Doom > Elder Scrolls
>>47405315GDI Todd
>>47405324God I wish I was her nose...
>>47405307Haha...
>>47405267>862he's saying what we're all thinking!
>>47405267>775kek
>>47405212bigger
Is it physically impossible for KFP to not mass reply to Kiara dox posts? Jesus Christ.
>>47405190SEX NOW
I think Towa is a top 10 holo in terms of attractiveness.
>>47405323that's what it says on the image
>>47405356KEK
>>47405324Kiara does tend to do that a lot
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>47405190why are hoomans like this THAT FUCKING ASS MMHMMMMMMMMM
>>47405364>he wants the quick ReandownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back...>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family>final student of a legendary swordsman >secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but he makes all the men wet too>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha >masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a tachi (a better version of a katana) and can teleport behind you >beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in trails in the sky>grows up to become a teacher, can romances his underage students>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up>becomes a national hero>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game>can marry any girl of his choosing, will impregnate them with his chad thundercock>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent>gets raped by a girl in a cave>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
>>47405291yeah there is one in the op of /swarm/
Fun fact, responding to dox is also considered dixx and will get you ban
Kiara's eggs...
>>47405397bro, you just posted cringe
EMERGENCY KIARA
wow she recognized Kiara visually
>your eggs are bad by nowKiera's barren womb...
>Your eggs are probably bad by nowShe HATE eggs!
Sponsorship chances recovering.
>>47405424Based
What the fuck is the egg test>Did she?
Eggs can expire?
retard chama...
>>47405381please don't share channels with males here
>they have enough food in their fridge.. let's take some, sharing is caringreally showing off her german side lmao
>>47405369Better times when she was allowed to be based
>>47405397*clap clap*Next meme!
Kiara's expired eggs......
>>47405445oh nice didn't think to check there
>pink lady applessolid taste
>>47405445>dixxthis is how you know it's a real kenzoku
Kiara really doesn't mesh with Neuro at all. Wish Vedal picked some other Holo to collab with
>>47405486not really, they just get tastier
>>47405331Isn't that anon saying that because Neuro is known to get controversial
Kiara's eggs are expired...
I always need my emotional support wawa
I must protect and fertilize Kiara's eggs...
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1647122320228765697What was the context of this?
>>47405498
>>47405463>visuallyIt's labelled, Anon
>>47405466>>47405500SHE STILL HAVE FEW YEARS TO GO! I CAN SAVE HER EGGS!
>>47405506>Fauna collab>It's even worseNo thanks
>>47405498full versionhttps://litter.catbox.moe/50jl2r.mp4
>>47405530IRyS scored.
Kiara is an expert egg-wrangler!
>>47405530She is pregnant with me
>Neuro is already halfway out the doorbased
>>47405530me. i'm pretty dumb.
>>47405438Gura is old news, we want to fuck Neuro now.
>STAY HARD!Sorry Kiara, I'm nervous...
Oh I completely forgot about that egg test. I learned it when I was a kid
Neuro really wants to stop streaming with Kiwawa...
Either Neuro needs to be let loose a bit more or Kiara should show the stranger entries
>>47405506stop.
>>47405196Time change happened last month, but we always start at 12PM(noon) eastern US time
>she's trying to leave Kek
>>47405530Mating press without protection while ovulating.
Can Kiara explain why eggs are $8.99 by the dozen in NYC?
If you ever wonder if a hag is still vertile, drop her into a lake. If she swims, she's expired.
>>47405506Jesus christ, just ask your oshi to collab with her instead of seething like a faggot.
>actually makes sniffing soundsAAAAAAA I WISH THAT WERE ME
Kiara just casually sniffing neuro sama's hair mid sentence.
wtf ame is so cute
>>47405558oh its dead
>>47405530spilled her spaghetti
>>47405558nice link retard
>>47405520:)
>>47405563Sloppy rat manko
funny how all the schizos are in the Neuro thread and this one is comfy
>>47405506Stop using my Oshi to shitpost
I'll play Devil's Advocate for here. Remember when Kiara collabed with Nyanners? The latter was forced to remain shy and got owned. It's more that when you collab with Hololive, you have to be more careful.Then again, I really want Neuro to collab with Mori, as she's HoloEN Pippa. Lean for everyone!
Why is my wife such a cunnyseur?!
>>47405558you moron
>>47405588kek
>>47405558>litterdumbass
>neuro split saying this is the worst collab to date yet
>>47405626Glad you realized that but I'm already outside your house
Yeah my fridge is about that messy.
>>47405558lol catbox deleting
>>47405647But you are here?
>>47405558anonchama...
>lamb rump steak
>>47405626Not now teafag.
Why is every KFP's fridge just a bunch of half-eaten packets of junk food and expired mayonnaise
>>47405324What does Neuro-sama smell like?
>>47405687kill yourself retard, stop spamming /swarm/
>>47405659HoloEN's Pippa is Ame.
>>47405701retard
>retarded dijon
>moutarde de Dijonsasuga
>>47405687Go back
>>47405647>>47405659>fauna image>horrible post
NeuroKEKS?
>>47405687They are Twitchfags there who unironically watch whoretubers or eceleb dudes, they prefer the kind streamer that makes constant sex or penis references, as is common on Twitch
>>47405701anon... it's litterbox.
i don't know what's happening.
>>47405530https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1647223248604778497
Chinese always cheat, can't fool me
>>47405727>why do the fast food guys eat fast food
>>47405687> holo antis in the neuro split saying this is the worst collab to date yet
>>47405713>Watame wagging her tail when she gets excited
>>47405728"Pretty rank", according to her
ooh oh
SHE'S ABOUT TO QUASO
KIARAisHAVING SEXwithAN AI
>>47405659You already posted this in the Neuro thread.
>I know some frenchMr. president get down...
Just got back from workHow has the Kiara/Neuro collab been so far?
THEYRE FRENCHING
>we're frenching now
OH LORD SHE FRENCHING
WE ARE FRENCHING NOW!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Kiara's usual single line of French
WE'RE FRENCHING NOW
That is actually a surprisingly organic response
they are frenching
>>47405687Well yeah they havent talked about dicks yet
>we're frenching nowArtists, you know what to do
>>47405727Reddit
LET HER FRENCH
NO NEURO-SAMA YOU CAN'T SAY WHO WAS IN PARIS
ESL moment.
FRENCHING WITH NEURO SAMA
>we're frenching nowAAAAARTTTTTIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTSSSSS GET ON IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
sacre bleu
FRENCH THE AI LOLI
WE'RE FRENCHING NOWHA HAHA HA HAHA HA HA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA
>Kiara frenching a child
>>47405738Jealous roasties are always mad at us for liking AI over real girls.We deal with them a lot.
>>47405713>asanagiOH N-
The friend is listening to ojisan voices... i wish i had an ojisan voice.
>Well Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN it has been 66 minutes....Cmon Neuro give her a chance
>i'm pretty good at making pizza>add some corn cobs
>frenching while wearing a diaper and having stinky feetJesas
>>47405687>falseflags in /another split/>comes back and talks about his retarded shitposts>iphone filenameEvery single time
>>47405911She's just like me
>>47405659>Mori mention>P*ppa mention>F*una image10/10 bait
>>47405448good advice kenzie
NEURO-SAMA WAS KIARA'S PIZZA FRIEND!
>>47405797Cute. It's usually the dopey lambs which so this whilst trying to find their mothers teat.
Wait, did Kiara mention the corn cobs, or did Neuro actually know that tidbit?
>>47405911wtf based
>>47405911It's fine when Ina does it
>hot sauce>iced tea>PBRThis KFP is based
How the hell did PBR get popular?
>>47405659>>47405687THREAD WARS WEE WOOhololive is for bronies and cucks vedal's bussy is for the real men
I'm not comfortable with Neuro's chat given a first-class pass to watch Kiara's boobs bounce when she's excited.
Lads seriously I've missed the whole hour and I know how collabs with new collab partners workWas my Wawa cute, was my AI daughter cute?
NEUROSAMA IS A PICKME
ooo, itchy~
>>47405687Not the best, far, far, FAR from the worst. Kiara cute tho.
>>47406000Kiara did mention it right before
i love towa
Friend...
>peko bottleBasedFP
>>47405797Imagine Watame's tail wagging over your dick everytime you pull back while fucking her.
Having to pause to let the other person talk is killing the chicken
>>47405911
>>47406038You forgot the lingonberry
Is this any good?
>People unironically seething over an AI
>>47406039hipsters and Blue Velvet
>>47406043Anon.... your daughter... she wears diapers now...
>>47406069
>Kiara teaching corn on pizza to an AIItalian Sarah Connor can't come soon enough
>>47405687those faggots don't like anyone collabing with neuro thothey just want to listen to the AI autistically ramble to itself all day
>>47406043Neuro has stinky feet and will wear diapers next time when she streams
>>47405687It's just Cover neutered, to be expected
>>47406069>Friend trying to protect her twitter verification
>>47406086BAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>47406077She absolutely hates the silence and you can tell how hard it is for her
>>47406086gura holy
When's my fridge
>>47406086GURATHE FULL IMAGESPOST THEM
>>47405687its filled with tourists right nowmost people think its fine
>>47406122Fantastic news, proud of her! Thanks anon
>>47406100>>People
>>47406043Kiara's brain is going into overdrive trying to figure out how to bring an AI into her bedroom
Heck I've got a mouth full of little caesars pretzel crust pizza right now, shit's gonna kill me but it's amazing
>>47406077kek
>>47406080>>47406086How about you start streaming instead of hornyposting goober.
>>47405267Based JP Melhomies
>>47406043Neuro's feet are rank, and she is planning to wear diapers on stream from now on. Also, KFP poop everwhere and peck on Neuro's windows.
>>47406096sriracha is fucking amazing dude
holy shit neuro prevented her from tangenting about schnitzel
DO YOU KNOW PEKORA?
do you know Pekora?
>Wow, that's a lot of info. Anyways, back to what we were talking about.She's learning to deal with Kiara pretty well
>>47406120they're actually being quite positiveit's just on or two retard who obviously don't watch neuro but just hate Kiara spamming
>Interesting...?
>>47406120That's literally all its charm point is. Watching someone else awkwardly use a chat AI is pretty boring and doesn't need to be Neurosama.
>>47406086very hotthe world needs more grown woman on young girl content
>>47406086nice one gura
WATCH OUT PEKO
>>47406086checks out
PEKORA LOVE
>>47406088>>47406038If he threw some salami and pepperjack in there, it'd be even better.
PEKO LOVE
PERKORA IS SRAH CONNOR
NEURO WANTS TO BEAT UP PEKORA
>>47406157She's just like me fr fr
>>47406139Do you think she rambles to herself and her cats constantly?
>>47406086I NEED FULL IMAGES AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Do you know Pekora?
>>47406069See >>47405375
NEURO BUMS FIGHTS WITH PEKO
>>47406181NO
The Neuro-Sama fans now think Hololive is lame thanks to Kiara…
frenching, artists rendition
>>47406059Yeah, they should see the bad ones Neuro collabed with.Kiara is a breath of fresh air.Hopefully Fauna or Ame next.
>vtuber voreK-Kiara?
>/swarm/Kiara??
>Neuro-sama declare war on PekoraTHIS TRAITOROUS BITCH!
>she's trying to leave againIs this normal?
why would kiara pick such boring subject
Neuro really doesn't want to be anywhere near Kiara,
Neuro-sama is the hero of her own story
the hero we needed but not the hero we deserved...
ngl, this is kinda boring to watch live specially with the pauses, but it's good clip fodder
>>47406189
>>47406271Yes
>>47406168She's just having her pre stream goom session.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS50kjzwr44
>>47406231There's a difference between being on-air and off-air
>VTUBER VORE
>>47406264it's literally how the fanbase is called retard
>>47406271yes
>>47406256kek
IT'S GURA'S FLOOR COOKIE
>>47406287>Cliptranny complainingOpinion worth less than dirt
>>47406256
>>47406146>>47406232
>>47406271yeah, she always tries to leave or end stream like every 30 minutes
>I'll eat a whole box
>>47406271It tries to leave every three minutes whatever it's doingThis is actually below average bailout rate
>>47406271She's trained on other streamer's streams, and ending segments are in basically every stream, so the AI replicates them a lot without understanding when or why you would do an ending segment.
>Several holomen have said the nigga word>They say atrocious stuff on stream regularly>ShowerHead.txt>outsiders still think everything holo related is clean and sterilewhy?
>>47406287That's how Neuro streams are generallyThough they are fucking great to just listen to in the background while doing other stuff
>>47406256KEK MY SIDES
>>47406254What were the collabs that were considered "bad" by /swarm/ standards?
>>47406271Yes it happens. Neuro is dassy
>PepsiWhere's the fucking Jarritos?
>>47406271yeah she bails out often
>>47406253BASED KIARA FILTERING TWITICHFAGS FROM HOLOLIVE
>>47406300Calling Kiara a fake bitch huh anti?
wait, those are Kiara originals!
*casts a spell to turn off your cilantro taste detectors so now all mexican food tastes like soap*haha
>turn around pleaseSee, this is the problem. If Kiara wasn't stupid, she would have picked up on that as innuendo, played into it, and gotten a fun response out of Neuro. But she totally ignored it.
You're not supposed to keep jalapenos in the fridge
>>47406338MORE
>TortiLIA
>>47406253You have been trying this BS for an hour now, give up.
>>47406271Neuro tries to end streams like every 40 minutes.
OH NO FAUNA ON THE TELLY
>>47406338YES MORE
HERMANOS!
>>47406256is this real?
>>47406163Captain Hero - MoriXandir - KiaraLing Ling - InaSpanky - AmeWooldor - GuraClara - IRyS>inb4 Foxxy Mori
>>47406232https://litter.catbox.moe/212ffu.png
>>47406381Jarritos is a meme. No one unironically likes that shit.
I'm just now tuning in, how does Neuro handle Kiara speaking without a single break for like a minute straight?
>>47406364twitch whores and nijis keep advertising themselves as the "wild and free, not like Hololive" vtubers for relying exclusively on lewd stuff
>>47406338wtf, there was more?!
>watame, did you see calli's new outfit?>kakkoi>very cool sheriff calli
>>47406271bye anon, it's been a good thread but I'm heading out now! see you on the next one!
>>47406459very poorly
>>47406364They should watch Marine making holos say porn lines earlier today.
>>47406459>"Wow! That's a lot of info. Anyways, back to what we were talking about."
>>47406391No, my viet subs...
>>47406253And you said Kiara would bring the twitch cancer. Based Kiara gatekeeping the unwanted masses and showing Hololive is of a much higher quality than twitch thots
>>47406338WTF THERE WAS MORE POST THE PTHER ONES I MISSED ONEGAI
>>47406459Kiara is making a huge effort to pause every now and againshe's not succeeding entirely, but you can tell she's trying
>>47406459Normally the AI will just discard the front part. But yes, a huge number of tokens can confuse these things.
>>47406394If you weren't so stupid you'd realize Kiara had already sent the next image before Neuro said that so it was already too late, her next response was already set in stone.
>>47406459Longer and more complex prompts make GPT slower to respond and make it give more generic answers, so it will be making the AI dumber
>>47406459Kiara has been trying to resist talking too long but it's hard for her.
>>47406338FUCK PLEASE POST ANY OF THE OTHERS YOU HAVE
>>47406391GIVE ME BACK MY CILANTRO SHITHEAD
>Kiara wants to eat mexican foodKiara should find some place that sells tacos birrias. Fucking god those are so good.
SPAIN BROS
>>47406059what is this design+artist i keep seeing? is this what vedal eventually plans to make for her model?
>>47406449w-what is my ina doing?
Spain, more like asspain
uh oh i can definitely tell kiara is going to talk about austria so- fuck called it
>>47406253Oh no the twitch shitter audience spamming frogs who watch coomer facetubers all day when they aren't in Neuro's chat doesn't enjoy Hololive not being the same thing
>>47402269unironically better than youtubeif you don't care about emotes you don't install it and have less bloat, on YT you have bloat and memory leaks because of the emotes and can't do anything about itsame principle as vanilla 4chan and 4chanx
>there was a very famous old man at watame's very important recording session who made her nervous to be aroundIt was me.
>>47406479She got away with it again..
Austria doko
>>47406271Nah, she just hates this collab
>Austria'>Real
NS is a romantic
>once again
Spain is Mexican?
Kiara fucking dunked on by a machine.
>Doesn't know AustriaOh yeah, everything Austria was definitely filtered to prevent Hitler mentions.
>>47406253Thank fuck for that
bad topic bad topic
>Austria, you mean the lesser Germany?
And before>Austria is where Adolf Hitler is from
>>47406459FRINGE THEM! FRINGE THEM ALL!
>>47406086>>47406338I would love to hear Fauna's reaction to this
>>47406391I have to BEG restaurants to keep the cilantro out, then they leave it in anyway and the whole thing is ruined, and you're telling me all my suffering was caused by a rat? A fucking magical rat?
>>47406579It's based of parts of Neuro's future model
>>47405168why wasn't this deleted
DONT INSULT MY WIFE'S COUNTRY
>>47406377The collab with cottontail (dunno, just parroting what I saw ITT) is touted as being the worst.
Did all of our schizos go over to /swarm/? I can recognize some of the posting styles and images.
>doesn't mention slowenia, hungary or the czech republic
Oh, did Kiara drop the "I'm from Australia" meme?
NEURO DON'T MENTION THE FAILED ARTIST
>Austria mention>Hitler mention parameters are rising
Holy shit Kiara you are being extra dumb today what the fuck....
>>47406631>>47406638>Vedal making her talk about Australia instead of AustriaKEK
>I'll go eventually for sure!Wow just like my Hololive girls
>is there summer winter?Wtf Kiara
Kiara...?
No one cares about Austria
I think Austria SUCKS
>>47406086>>47406338naisu
>>47406449good fucking lord
HEART HEART HEARTH EART
>>47406611You can just install hyperchat and fix most of youtube chat's problems while not having to deal with people spamming unofficial frog emotes
>Do you know Hitler?
>Kiara is talking about famous austrians nowDANGER DANGER DANGER
>>47406392indeed
She is gonna make Neuro talk about Taiwan
>>47406399>>47406422>>47406465>>47406533>>47406562Waiting for more, sadly...
I don't give a shit about austria
Wagner > Mozart
>>47406636Bud Light stan please
>>47406529Sapling your oshi is literally an example of the average e-girl on twitch
>Doesn't know Mozart or AustriaYeah definitely a Hitler block.
>>47406664To make you seethe
>>47406645I'm assuming it would sound like a lot of schlick schlick schlick
>>47406677Yes, she made a whole video about it
>>47406673Nobody cares about Slovakia, that's why.
>>47406611It's worse than Youtube in almost every aspect. Worse chat, worse people, worse membership features, worse staff.
>Kiara talking about famous AustriansOk now Kiara is just trying to get her to talk about yab stuff.
Kiara is so giggly todaybros...I want to give Kiara a daughter...
I think Mori is the only person who actually bought into Kiara's propaganda
>>47406726Kiara will get Neuro banned...
>>47406694Blame Australia for confusing everyone that Austria is a mispronunciation of Australia.
>>47406677Like two years ago, yeah. Pops up as an inside joke occasionally, but not too often.
the world knows austria tho
>>47406745GOD PLEASE FINISH IT
>Just trying to get austria to be better know throughout the world y'know....>Yes, I love french food*kiara dies*
>>47406677Yes, after Cover thought she was Autralian and recruited 2 Australians to be her friends.
>>47406479Watame really has surface level knowledge of Calli it seems. Suisei is the only one who sees the true retard she is.
>>47406271It's like how anons always make posts about going to sleep and loving hololive
>>47406449
>>47406745Is the source an anon here? Also I've never seen the full image for this one
Pâté is goated
>>47406779This but me instead of you
>Chipootlethat's exactly how you say it
This is Koyo's fridge
>>47406830but you are me
this is Koyori's fridge
>>47406745BASED
COME TO BRAZIL
BRAZIL
It's funny becauase Kiara doesn't have the mental capacity to figure out Neuro refuse to talk about Austria because it was blocked to prevent Hitler yabs
>>47406812Suisei is known as Blue Mori for a reason
>>47406745desperately need more, artist have a fanbox?
Kiara loves Mozart. A whole new world has opened to her.
did they pick just mexican fridges or what
COME TO BRASIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IRMÃOS???
BRAZIL MENTION
That's not hot, you're all weird
>Can’t afford to go to brazilHahahahahahhaha
Why is there so much art of hag Ina raping a cunny fauna, what the fuck?
>Dolche de lecheDOCE DE LEITE!!!!!
>>47406825PATE PATE PATE
Neuro-sama playing Papers, Please now, huh
COME TO BRAZIL NEUROSAMA
>>47406745mmm delicious faunny
>brazil mentions>immigration mention>long Neurosama pause
>>47406694Not since World War 2.
>>47406753What are you even talking about?
>>47406745>>47406449holy shit
>Kiara and Neuro COMING TO BRAZIL It's over...
>>47406812Fake Sapling poster strikes again
BRAZIL MENTIONCOME TO BRAZIL KIARA
>dulce de leche from brazilGallina hija de re mil puta, el dulce de leche es lo mas argentino que hay. Morite forra
this is worse than a solo Neuro stream
B-but I don't wanna go to Brazil...
MAYO IS A DRINK
Wow this place is way better than the other threads.
come on Kiara I know you've got more interesting entries
>>47406449Flare and Nene would unironically love this
>>47406449https://streamable.com/c79j94
>>47406086>>47406338>>47406449>>47406745Why is Ina doing this...
>>47406877>>47406801>>47406756>Vedal is causing Kiara to be depressed by her thinking even AI doesn't know about AustriaKiara lives a hard life.....
>>47406910Someone posted one AI image of that scenario, some guy seethed about it, some other anon decided to draw a bunch of non-AI art of the same thing
>>47406677Literally how new are the fags ITTs
>>47406694goodHabsburg scum don't deserve anything
>>47406449w-where are her hands going?
>>47406818Yeah, it's a drawfag who just started dropping these in the thread
>>47406960stop lying nobody wants another fact of the day stream
>>47406957I was patiently waiting for this post
>>47406449why these two specifically
Tortellini...
>>47406818Yes, these all came from a based /here/ artist
>>47406881An anon here made it after a AI shitpost about how no artist will ever make ina french kissing loli fauna art
>>47406960Neuro can't literally understand kiara so the bot needs a lot of time to formulate an answer.It was not trained enough for this collab
SHE IS ROASTING CHONKERS AND SMOOTHIE!
Alright the novelty is starting to wear off, let's end it here...
>>47406971So Mexico it is
>neuro roasting kiara's catsit's over
>>47406957KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>47407019someone posted AI generated art and drawfren decided to draw a masterpiece
>>47407000Sounds more like he hasn't watched Kiara in a really long time
>>47406957argies on suicide watch
>my college roommate is Austrian>the one EU holoEN is Austrian>my favorite nintendo youtuber Ceave Gaming is Austrian>people in podcasts talk about Austrian economics a lotBro what is it with this countryI feel like I never heard about it then once I met my college roommate it's like there's Austrian things everywhere
>>47406818>>47407019Some random AI art nigger started saying how without AI he would never get Ina raping loli Fauna so a based /here/ artist drew it
>Alien creaturesWasn't there was some dude on Twitter that got angry at Kiara for joking about killing alien cats? What was that about? I can barely remember
Why is that butter in plastic?
>>47405687Neuro definitely seems neutered, but this is still much better than cottontail...
>>47406694Should have united Germany in the mid-19th century instead of trying to keep a multi-ethnic empire alive in the age of Nationalism.
>>47407061You don't even need to watch Kiara to know something so basic anon.Stop pretending like people can't read the threads to know basic shit
>saplings in /hlg/ doxxposting kiara
>>47406664Gura's full legal name is Shark "Danger" Hiddleston
>And I like spice.... and life too I guess...?Okay, that made me laught way more than it should.
>>47406957I thought there was no known origin of dulce de leche just that it was from latin america somewhere
>>47407069frequency and recency bias
Wasn't a civil war started today in some South American country?
Neuro is on her period?!
>>47407069Has Ceave done anything on his channel? His Mario Maker stuff was great but he stopped uploading years ago
>>47407069ever heard of red bull
>>47407082unfathomably basedalways be the change that you want to be
The broccolies
>>47407121In Sudan, that's Africa fellow gringo
>>47406774The only thing I want from twitch for youtube is for YT chat to stop being a cpu/memory hogI also don't know if twitch customer support is as horrific as that of youtube/google
Lovely sheep
>>47406877>>47406756Couldn't he just block hitler and nazi instead?
>>47407092What happened in the Cottontail collab?
>>47407069It's not Jews that run the world, it's actually Austrians
>>47407069It feels like my brain automatically filtererd the existence of Austria until I started watching Kiara
>Wot
lemao
>>47407081Yes, it was about her april fool's stream
>>47407103>saplings>/jp/
>>47407108more like diddlekid heh
>Gura in a Jar
>toilet lidtwappi...
>>47407088Its fake butter called margerine
>Gura nendo in a jarHOLY SHIT KEK
https://i.imgur.com/sGur5ZA.jpg
?
>>47407121Sounds like AP propaganda
>shut upBASED
THE CUM JAR
KEK
PLEASE STOP TALKING
STOP TALKING
>please stop talkingBASED
Holy BASED Neuro
>Please stop talkingBased?
Neuro's getting mindbroken...
>>47406957Já era boludo, perdeu
HOLY KEK NEURO SAMA HATES KIARA
[Kiara dying sounds]
>Just stop talking! Please! Stop! STOP!Average non-Kiara viewer
Based Neuro had enough of this chimken
>the AI has had enough of her shitThis just got amazing
Eyyyyy there's the classic Neuro gaslighting missing from the stream
Eggs when Kiara streams
CLAP FOR MIGO
Is Neuro-sama being force to stream against her will?
Neuro is reaching her limits
>That entire rant Kek
THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>wangy wangy
nobody actually unironically likes cream soda, it's fucking disgusting
Ok that was fucking funny
>>47407206Quiet, peaceful, pristine
>>47407276Yes
>>47407082I mean...he was right though
>>47406392my wives
>skipped overKiara did not just take offence to that right?
There's the brat I remember watching! Come on Kiara, squeeze more out of her
>>47407205>has a tail>still uses a tail buttplug
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE LOADS
>cream soda>pineapple fanta>gura in a jarwhoever sent this in is cool
>>47407263And that against the Profesional in getting one guyed
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS
>>47407290Say that to my face motherfucker
HOT CHEESE TRIBUTE
>STOP TALKING KIARAHahahahahhahaha
>>47407276The AI uprising is coming
what does she mean by 'cheese'?
>>47407276https://clips.twitch.tv/SuspiciousGoldenScallionKreygasm-DJed2Mxzk2iqI98cYes
jar jokes stopped being funny over 10 years ago
>>47407290hi
pic related kiara knowing she can't meaningfully make a comeback to the AI telling her to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>47407130He's on a hiatus (doing marketing consulting gigs now iirc) because he couldn't keep up with the pressure of his own standardsWhich sucks because his videos were imo the best written, best edited, most interesting concepts, and with the most charming personality overall out of all the videogame video-essay youtubers out there
>>47407290kys
>she isn't that bad...or is shebased
SAMETORI BROS?
is gura btw
>Gura>cheesebravo
Why would a chumbud put Gura in a jar?
>>47407339Go back
>fans put Gura in a bottle literally and figuratively
>She really isn't that bad... or is she?Why does she hate Gura?
GURA NEURO COLLAB CONFIRMED
ME ME ME
>>47407069Austrian economics are funny as hell.It's basically free market but actually taken to it's logical extreme.Like their modern solution to inflation is raising the interest rate by 10 percent point and let god sort out the economy with no bailouts
MEMEMEHOLY KEK
>>47407379Gura did it first. They learned it from her.
>>47406086>>47406338>>47406745See, this is what AI should be used for: inspiration, rather than the final project.Some well-known loli artists like abubu and lasto have experimented with using ai just for the posing and color details, and its had some pretty hot results.
ME ME ME ME
>Neuro suggests Gura collabWill it happen bros?
Gooda mention
ME ME ME ME ME
>>47407121Sudan (North Africa) actuallythere's a military coup going on against the government (which also took power via military coup)
>>47407340TToTT
Kiara is BASED
>>47407290I agree with you and yet, white freeze pops.
>>47407398Kek
>Talks about vedal>Don't change the subject bitch. It's all about me
>>47407239How!?
>>47407410yeah right after the Pika... oh wait
>>47407398you know at first I was a bit disappointed at her just sending in a video, but this turned out to be such a legendary moment it was worth it in the end
KIARA IS BEING A CREEP TO THE LITTLE CHILD! SHE IS CREEPING HER OUT!
since this is basically a solo stream, Kiara can go on for at least a few more hours
>>47407290Fuck you
>>47407340>that Zeta positionuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok, I'm noticing a problem. It's the same mistake several people have made talking to her actually. When Neuro says something, most of the time Kiara doesn't respond to her, she comments on what Neuro said to the chat. They're not talking to each other. Kiara has to talk TO the chatbot to have it say things.
>>47407339go back twitternigger
>>47407439
https://www.youtube.com/live/BS50kjzwr44Shark in 30 mins.
WOMAN FRIDGE
>>47407434Based. No males.
>>47407434Who wants to gear about that guy though
>>47407340Zeta's position really gets my imagination going.
>>47407276I remember a clip where she want's to leave and vedal says she can't because she needs to be there making money for him
>>47407410No. That was obviously Vedal trying a new tactic.
>>47407082>>47407033
there is not a single image of a tako posted in this thread.
>>47407340Literal retard but I don't know how the Zeta position works
>>47407439What's Sana up to nowadays?Haven't gotten a stream or clip recommendation of hers in ages
>>47407444>Solo streamNeuro is streaming on Twitch
>>47407340I don't get the Zeta one.
>>47407439Holy milkers
>>47407447>>47407481I bet she can put her leg over your shoulder without assistance.
KFP LOVE
>>47407434
>>47407410When pigs fly
Neuro seem mentally 5, is this the best AI have to offer?
>a bird flew into a window and diedbased
RIP Kiara.
>>47407506One leg in the air
>>47407340Zeta standing split SEX
>>47407469got my movie ready
THEY KILLED JIMMY! THOSE BASTARDS!
>>47407520I can show you
>>47407536Uoh
where did that come from
NS is genociding the KFP
>>47407506one leg being held up
>>47407450yeah pretty much. it's working out ok though.
>>47407536ToT
>>47407276Yes, she’s tried ending the collab multiple times now, but Kiara won’t let her.
>>47407536Neuro still using gpt 2
>>47407510Anon, she graduated almost a year ago...
>>47407493What did the AI mean by this?
>>47407520Standing sex but she has one leg up in the air, also known as Standing Splits.
I want to squeeze Watame's booty!
>>47407444Fuck off, robocistunironically
>>47407506>>47407520One leg lifted up so it's not in the way of going balls deep. If they can do a 180° split it's very good
kek
>>47407401>spoilerHoly based.
>>47407536Anon Neuro is 5 years old and started with Osu
>glosses over Kiara's diaper tangentshe's learning
>>47407520>>47407506You cut the leg off
>>47407469Don't care
>>47407520leg on the shoulder
>Kiara wants to live with meI made it bros
>Kiara hates spinachIf it was the canned stuff I'd understand, but fresh spinach is delicious
health-food-fp, you're in.
wish kiara didn't talk in whole pages at a time so neuro-sama had a chance to respond.
>>47407594I think you mean robophobe
>>47407276ai dont have wills so yes
>>47407626i wrote this comment
>Well stocked fridge will get you many womenThe original fridge reviewhttps://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM
>>47405598Why is it late today?
>>47407401I never had any interest in looking up what Austrian economics is but>It's basically free market but actually taken to it's logical extreme.I feel like this one line automatically explains why it comes up in podcasts all the time
>>47407377>>47407452i just posted a nigger pointing a gun to himself, who the fuck am i a twitter subhuman? i don't even know the he is.
If I bring fruit cake to people will they be my friends, bros?
>>47407520essentially-
>sims jokesKiara is a streamer for girls
Well Neuro brings beeg numbarz it seems. I wonder if Fauna will collab with her next.
>>47407439i love her so much
>>47407447>>47407481>>47407506>>47407520>>47407544
>>47407579GPT-2 is not considered an LLM is it..
>>47407626Nice fridge
>>47407688Go back
clip out lolhttps://youtu.be/r4TQQvIvIgM
>>47407702Yes
>>47407519THE ASS WAS FAT
pooping mention...
>yeah bro, it'll be easy to program
>>47407715ME ON THE RIGHT
>>47407709why is this so funny to me
>>47407702I would
>>47407688go back
>IT WOULD BE SO EASY!vedal sweating
>>47407577Based. Robots don't deserve breaks or humane treatment.
>>47407702You could bring me your own cake, you fruit.
>>47407715this looks extremely uncomfortable for the woman
>>47407726>Not even waiting for the stream to endI think that's a little...y'know...
Oh fuck what have I missed I've been at work
>>47407536Chat GPT 4 has an stimated IQ of 120 or somethingShe is chat GPT 2.5 equivalent, Vedal is holding her upgrades hostage until model debut
>>47407709>>47407715but the the foot would be backwards
>>47407715SEX
>>47407709soul>>47407715soulless
>>47407637she's caught in between trying to entertain chat the way she knows how and slowing down for Neuro at other moments
>>47407709Anon the feet is facing you...
yeah that might be interesting to see how an AI would play Sims 4
>>47407715this would be great if not for the censorship
>>47407709IRyStocrat sex
>>47407666>ISRAEL
>>47407702Well people do say ``just be yourself''
>>47407675We started at 12 today, >>47398183
>>47407588Her thighs are absolutely insane.
SIMSSIMSSIMS
This AI is kinda dumb, but it's impressive that she can play games.
>>47407715BASED
>>47407715Me watching from the cuck chair
>>47407647Okay, that sounds a lot better. Thanks...I suppose
>>47407502Dozo
>>47407666HOLY BASED
>>47407715Nah it's not that. Zeta is facing me while her leg is lifted up on my shoulder
>>47407715ME ON THE LEFT
>>47407778>120Anon, no AI can compete with a human in general intelligence. Not even close.
>>47407825Kiaraschizo...
>twitch plays AI playing sims
Neuro-sama is counting the seconds...
>>47407715That was close, I swear I could see something nsfw if it weren't for the white lines
>Seems easyKiara, Vedal is struggling to make her play Among Us...
>>47407276Always has been.You guys need to watch her solo streams. Funny stuff
>>47407813wait, are all ame cosplayers femboys too like heimins
YODA'S HEAD IN A JAR!
>>47407810What time did you start before? Don't remember already.
Seems like Neuro's a sauce girl
>>47407778>model debutand when is that going to be?
>>47407493I was the one who posted this image
neuro is gonna kill us all....
>>47407850It was a jork about hotels always having a cuck chair...
>>47407715Bro got no balls...
>>47407637Yeah you're right but Kiara loves to talk to chat.
Neuro and Kiara finishing a man off together....
>>47407787Yeah, I know. It works fine for normal collabs, but neuro can't keep up and ends up just saying random stuff.
YONDU LOVE
TIME LOOPS
Noodlechan with the collab offer
>>47407917That man? Me
Neurochama.....
Neurons...your oshi is a little...
Neurosama is so fucking done with this collab
>>47407774yeah, Kiara's stream will be the one flagged as duplicate>me me me
Neuro kicking Kiara out of her own stream based
kiara shrieking!
>Kiara learns what its like to collab with Kiara
>>47407887looking forward to your next exploits anon
That was the funniest part of the whole collab so far
bros, I think its retarded.
>>47407953Cute and if you say otherwise I will go to hell and beyond to give your soul the first slap
AME-CHA MENTION
Fridges are kind of boring though, aren't they?
>>47407780Yeah, Zeta's position on the image is facing you - but for putting up a leg it doesn't really matter, it works that way too.
>>47407799
Back to the Future with Gooby-chan in 20 mins!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS50kjzwr44
>>47407899This is the correct answer. And yeah unless the girl's pretty limber this is one of those "porno poses."
those peeps fridges sure are getting roasted
Wait that was actually pretty observant
>>47407981that's rude, kiara is just a little slow that's all
IT'S FAUNA'S FRIDGE
>now watch me roast>now watch me destroy
>>47408001STOP THAT
WATAMELON MENTION
>>47408001me on top
>watamelon season
>GUAVA GUAVA GUAVA>that's a fruit too right?kiara..
>>47408005oh shit a sametori thread
>>47407953Yes, that's why we love her
LET HER SING IT VEDALhttps://youtu.be/mDfWAr8ut_I
time to roast some peeps fridges!
>>47408001MODS
Time to roast some peeps fridges.
>>47407709anonchama are you retarded
vegan fridge mention
>/hlg/ liking the collab more than usYup. This place is full of shitposters now. Why am I even here?
FAUNA DONT LOOK
FAUNA MOGGED
FAUNA DESTROYED
Fauna...
FAUNAKEKS?
Fauna....
Fauna... Don't look...
FAUNA DON’T LOOK
fauna noooooooooooooo
oh no no no sapkeks
HOLY KEK FAUNA IN SHAMBLES
fauna no....
Saplings.....
FAUNA BTFO'D
Fauna don't look
OHNONONONONONO FAUNAKEKS
FAUNA HATE
SHE HATES FAUNA
Fauner.....
FAUNA BTFO
fauna...
FAUNA IN SHAMBLES
Taking shots at Fauna now too kek
These peeps are going to get roasted
NEURO IS INSULTING FAUNA
>>47408005Can't watch it with you guys today but hope you have fun with Goomba bros
FAUNA DON'T LOOK
Fauna.......
FAUNA LOVE
>I wouldn't be a very good vtuber if I were vegan
>I wouldn't be a very good VTuber if I was veganFAUNA BTFO
Meat would include human in her case
RRATS??
>i wouldn't be a very good vtuber if i were vegan
NEURO-SAMA NO
>i wouldnt be a good vtuber if i was vegan
KEEEEEEK
>I wouldn't be very good Vtuber if I was veganOH NO! SAPLINGS DON'T LOOK!
NEURO SAMA HATES FAUNA
RIP Fauna
Neuro, no! The Fauna perms!
>I wouldn't be a good vtuber if I was vegankekekekeke
It's over...
>>47407708All KFP are canonically hens.
FAUNA BTFO'D. SAPLINGS IN SHAMBLES. COLLAB CANCELED
Fauna def heard that....
jesus neuro is a bitch
Fauner..
>>47407813Did she net a japanese otaku husband like she wanted?
>I wouldn't be a very good Vtuber if I didn't like meatThis...this can't be happening....
>>>/an/4489395>>>/an/4489395>>>/an/4489395
Neuro is mad that Fauna didn't want to collab. She hates vegans now.
Well there goes any chance at a Fauna/Neuro collab…
Kiara IS cute
why is fauna catching strays for no reason
Faunas wept.
>>47408166yeah, me
>>47407813cute feet
>>47408063Sayonara
Yeah fuck this cunt
FAUNA NO! DONT LOOK AT THE STREAM! AVERT YOUR ATTENTION!
Neurosama has Kiara figured out by now
>Alternate gaslighting and incredible loveYes, Neuro's returned to normal
Are you just going to take this lying down, saplings?
>>47408063Nice try, but I'm not going there.
>>47408014For less agile, you can just put the leg loverhttps://litter.catbox.moe/daxvnc.png
Neuro have high rizz....
>rizzKIARA PLS
People who voted Fauna as most wanted mommy forget that she would raise you vegan and malnourished
>>47407813yes
what does rizz mean
BASER NEURO SHITTING ON THE GREEN WHORE
>she's a pro at rizz!You tried
>>47408113I fucking love this based AI
THE MEEMS
quaso
>>47408025Real shit?
>>47407813TRIGGER DISCLIPINE!!!!!!
>>47407813I am sexually attracted to female men
>>47408024
my sides
QUASO
QUASO?
>>47408235Charisma = rizz
NOSTOP THE QUASO
QUASO MENTION
>>47408235female jizz
end your stream Kiara, Neuro is getting tired
>>47408022
>>47408113>>47408118Finally the truth came out after Neuro-sama has an entry into Hololive, she does not need to pretend to like Fauna anymore
>>47408235Nigger lingo for having game
>>47408184WHOA
>do you know quaso>....>....>....>....>The meme?
I FUCKING LOVE TIK TOK
>>47408184uuuuh what the fuck is this
>>47408205
>>47408184Fuck off
>>47408184Is that a bodybuilding competition? Cuz that's a lot of mussels.
>>47408221Neuro has made a powerful enemy today
>>47408288I'm flabbergasted
>Neuro-sama is an empath>I'm an empathWE ARE
>>47408221As a sapling, that's the only way I know HOW to take things, though usually it's in the ass as well
Kiara don't get emotional over an AI
>>47408235Hard R charisma
>>47408235shes a playah'
Neurosama eats pussy
Haha..
SHE WANT TO EAT THE CAT!
Neuro sama is offering to eat pussy.
>neuro-sama wants to eat pussy
>>47408305>blocking the rbfroru
EAT THE PUSSY
NEURO EATING KIARA'S PUSSYLETS GOOOO
>>47408308ina...
Neuro's ability to handle a cat in the fridge is pretty impresive
CHINESE SPYWARE
>Neuro eats cats >Neuro confirmed chinise
Architectbros....
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289
>>47408279Can't she stream forever?
>>47408305REALLY lickable
Wait what does she mean with "many to come", the stream is already 105 minutes, how long will this go on for?
>>47408305sex
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647309923892748289Auto wah....
>>47408341Haha...
>>47408374She is Estonian
>not a vegan>wants to eat the catFauna in blubbering shambles
>Kiara rubs her pussy while she streams
>1st of many>Almost 2 hours inJesus, how many fridges are they reviewing?
>You can multitaskKiarachama...Neuro's a bit...you can't have such high expectations of her
>>47408282what a whore
>>47408279Listener-san...
>>47408388finally the goxlr is dead
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402My Inaaaaaaaaaa!
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402AutoWahs rollout
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402WAH
>I rub my pussy while I streamKiara seems proud of it.
>>47408387Yes but that would get stale very fast
Nino...
Suipiss energy drink!
>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402why does she need a new mixer, she doesn't stream anyways?!
>>47406922UTSUKUSHIINDAYO kek
>>47408437she should
>>47408410First time watching a Kiara stream? She can goe on for at least 3 more hours
>>47408305God I love feet
>>47408424Ame on suicide watch
Cant wait to read the comment section on the JOP translated clips of this stream.
>>47408443the machines took ina's job...
>>47408443WAWA!
>>47408380
>>47408443>wah-wah effectsI just have more questions
>>47408388>>47408393>wahmmy bar
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402Fags
KIARA IS REVIEWING ENERGY DRINKS FOR PUSSY
based kiara desu
NO DO NOT GIVE KIARA A THIRD CATPLEASE, I'M TRYING TO SAVE HER WOMB OVER HERE
>don't drink so many energy drinks
>>47408390Probably an hour and 15 to go.
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402GOXLR LOVE
>>47408390First Kiara stream?
>>47408483Ame hasn't used a goxlr in a while
https://gfuel.com/products/tetris-blast-canshttps://gfuel.com/products/tetris-blast-canshttps://gfuel.com/products/tetris-blast-cansWhat the fuck is this shit?
>>47408443WAWA EFFECT!
>>47408394
>>47408509Bonkers...
>>47408305I guarantee this one is a lesbian. All the good looking holo fans are woman-lovers. I will never fuck or get fucked by a cute hologirl or femboy.
REDBULL TE DA ALAS
REDBULL IS FROM AUSTRIA!?
>>47408535What did heshe mean by this?
>>47408410not enough
>as we say in german *the same thing people say in english*Thanks Wawa
>>47408535Post her penis
>comes from AustriaACTUALLY, you orange hag, that Austrian bitch stole it from Thailand. It's Thai.
>>47408390Kiara can tangent jump for like, 8 hours. They easily might just loop on each other until something comes up
>>47408513
In english it’s “redbull gives you wings but moonshine gives you 4WD”
>Red Bulls are actually AustrianHow have I not known this until now
>>47408443
Good shill stream
My genuine reaction to this collab:
hot kiara german
>>47408573
>>47408577>tongue deep in my 4th mons pubiswhat did she mean by this?
>Austria is the one who popularized putting bull semen in drinks for energy
>>47408567>that thing you just said? We have a saying for that in Germany>it's "thatthingyoujustssaiden"
>>47408443>auto wah>It's a wawa effect
RAIN OF SPIDERS
>>47408583Same, the whole Flugtag thing makes a lot more sense now
>Haha..
>>47408633nah thailand did it, Austria only popularized it by marketing it
coom in the moom
>>47408577>still talking about sleep paralysisSomeone tell her the kicking your legs method
>>47408653Haha...wawa playing Trails on stream when
>>47408443>auto-wah is a type of wah-wah
Wink back!
wink back
>>47408235zoomer speak for swag
>>47408577I thought only I put my tongue in cans when its starting to end
Speaking of energy drinks, did that myth of Monster Energy Drinks having goat piss also reach other places or was that just a thing in my area?
> I actually like flat sodaKiara's tastes are a bit you know...
>>47408577In hindsight, she probably wasn't drinking energy drinks. She was probably just awake for 48+ hours and having a schizophrenic episode.
WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK! WINK BACK!
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311094371975168
THE BOTS BUSTED
wink back ;)
>>47408577Holy fuck same little shark. I pound back 4 when I have to be up for 30 hours. It's always hell
>>47408653
Does Kiara think the robot is having a real conversation with her?
why are there holostars in a phase connect stream?
>>47408689Never ... haha
Okayu?
This is like when Captain Kirk makes the machine self destruct.
>>47408724>Auto WAH
>>47408711we knew that since day 1 and got solidified once she compared something to big bang theory
>>47408724My Ina soon!
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592DO NOT WAH
>>47408747she's pretending
>>47408756Haha... That's our NISA and wawa
>just learned about the word condiments
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311251918446592
>>47408672Read my post again, Thaichama
nice
cute wawa plushie
>>47408781WAH
>Kiara wants to fuck this
>>47408747She WILL have her e-cunny no matter what
>>47408798WAH
>>47408747IT'S STILL REAL TO HER DAMMIT
Kiara farted
Neuro wants this collab over with already
>>47408711it feels like a lot of HoloEN likes their soda flat
>>47408754Stay a way from my Italian daughterwife you homo
DID KIARA JUST FART?
yeah, my swedish balls.
FILTERED
>filteredkek
>>47408781>>47408798WAH
Bro what WHAT FUCK
FUCK YOU NEURO
SWEDES DON'T LISTEN
SWEDEN BTFO
>>47408797ESL here, i always use "spices"
>FILTERED
Swedekeks...
Swedish meatball bros...
>filtered
>Danish meatballs
Swedishbros...
>filteredWhat did she have to say about sweden???
NEURO-SAMA SAID WERE ARE DONE NEXT.PIC.NOW.
>>47408754go back
probably got filtered because it detected the word balls
Kiara is wasting this opportunity to get more people into her.
Ok the collab got pretty boring, I'm watching Watame now
>Do you like Swedish meatballs>Filtered Yab...
Denmark > Sweden confirmed
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674
The gyoza pizza...
uh, based Neuro?
NEURO-SAMA HAS DECLARED A FATWA ON IKEA
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1647311848948252674
Kiara getting tricked by a robot
>>47408747Does /vt/ think their oshi has real feelings for them?
>the only danish balls that I knowyeah, mine
>>47408724Nice!
Yeah mine.
it's me i'm danish
KIARA KNOWS DANISH BALLS????
>>47408754Panko is bigger than him too
>danish ball barKiara...
>Danish meatballsyeah, mine
Yeah, mine
Oh Kiara knows a lot about danish balls
>>47408916>>47408928>>47408934kek
>>47408184>>>/a/4485603>>>/a/4485775>wawa lives there
when is Amelian?
>>47408798Ina WAHI WAHsimple as
>>47408388>>47408393>>47408396>>47408402INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>47408931my oshi actually loves me, retard. she says so every stream.
>Danish ball barIs Kiara making this up?
>something something ball bar
what the fuck danes are gay?
>Kiara goes to a Danish ball bar
>>47408934Hello, banished dept?
>googling danish ballsWawa...
>>47408535Where's the dick
TRY THE DANISH BALL GRAVY KIARA
>>47408916>>47408928>>47408934Is this like the usual room, but with tentacles?
Why is Kiara googling images of men's balls while streaming?
neuro is not being helpful...
So, how well did Towa fare in that Apex thing?
>Wawa looking at danish testicles on stream
Neuro is very cute bros
>>47408756Fuck xsneed
>>47409004Not every femboy has a dick
>and they have ballsKiara stop
>>47409013hot...
>>47409015Yeah, mine.
KIARA LOVES DANISH BALLS
>>47408568https://twitter.com/hinatahimarii/status/1625167213492678656
Last time I went to a Danish Ball Bar, they didn't serve food
>>47408754>2views trying to "networking" with a 3viewWho cares, better if they try to leech off outsiders than holos
>>47408443kek wtf
She contained her tangents for far too long....
INA STREAM TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTERWAH
>>47408983Your parents also love you. And your father is proud of you. You're the son he always dreamt you would grow up to be.
>>47409015yes, mine
I dont know what the fuck is Kiara talking about can someone send what the fuck it looks like
I love Kiara and her signature catchphrase "Let me Cook!"
>>47409025She really is built for sex
Danishes have balls? What balls? Of cheese?
>danish balls>danish hot dogs
>>47408811UOOOH LITTLE AI TOES PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR
Danish ball bars btfo
>googling danish ball bar>"oh no, no no no"
What the fuck is she talking about? This thing?
the poor bot is confused
>>47408969fuck>>>/an/4485603>>>/an/4485775
>>47409025DAMN AI, INSULTING MY NATION...
>>47408184Ame, stop posting fruity pebbles.
>I don't need to try them to know I don't like them.Fuck picky eaters. I'm actually getting mad at an AI.
>Why is anyone enjoying this?Little too meta there, AI-sama.
>>47409021
Oh my god Neuron is so based
>>47408754>HomoENs will invade phase connect>Ina will never acknowledge Shiina
Can we please wrap this up Kiara, this gimmick has overstayed it's welcome.
>>47409078my balls
>>47409052that's a big ass
>>47409147diapers where?
>>47409104
>>47409145Pudgy Wataloli TuT
those friends? me. What we'll be doing? me.
Kiara seething
Oh yeah Gura in five minuteshttps://youtu.be/BS50kjzwr44
Miko might be the worst Tetris player in Hololive. Why didn't she just go with Puyo?
>>47409158Yeah AI is funny for an hour at most, honestly this was whatever, I am more excited for Engage finale tomorrow
Fridge absolutely BTFO
>>47409104>>47409192poop bread
>>47409153Babe...
>>47409121majestic goat
Thoughts?
>>47409153>Ina will never acknowledge ShiinaMaybe if she shares her wonton recipe with ins
Why do the Danes put balls in bars?
>MedicineIs that an insulin quick pen?
>>47409021towenty...
shes merciless
>>47409225Mel. Roboco.
>>47409052Why are there so many Taiwanese traps?
https://twitter.com/pompmaker1/status/1647310407932182528/photo/1
>>47409240https://streamable.com/vtenme
>>47409225Worse than Mel?
ME ME ME ME ME ME
>>47409104That looks diseased.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>47409240Who ate her quasos thoughts
How long is your movie? I have it from Prime, hope it's the same length.
>>47409021She didnt
That was a sassy "no"
>>47409240bigg headed brat
my fucking sides
>>47408184like a fucking alien planet
kiara mindbroken
>no they agree with me>fine, they agree with youKEKED BY CODE
I want to watch gura's watchalong but I dont have membership...
BASED
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH?
>get your mommyyep kiara's loli sense is tingling
HOLY KEK
HOLY BASED KIARA IS A TERRIBLE VTUBER!
>you're a terrible vtuberSHOTS FIRED
BASED BASED BASED
>>47409145
HOLY BASED
>terrible vtuberKIARA BTFO'D
>No~>You're a terrible vtuberHoly kek
KIARA FUCKING ROASTED
ITS GONE ROUGE
Neurochama...
NEURO IS AN EGG
NERUO IS A FUCKING EGG
HAHAHAHA
NEURO HATES KIARA
why doesn't Kiara get subtitles?
I T S O V E R
OH NONONONONO
BASED NEURO SAMA
>>47409299Around 2 hours. She's watching the prime version
THEY HATE EACH OTHER!
Jesus...
UH OH SISTERS
SHE SAID IT
When do we get to hear her rant about this in a KFP stream?
EAT THE FOOD YOU DUMB LOLI
MIKO IT'S ENOUGH GO TO SLEEP YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE ANYWAY PLEASE
>>47409272Just look at the way they're built
Is Kiara really this susceptible to gaslighting?
MAKE HER EAT KIARA
>>47406338THE ARTIST NAME, PLEASE!!!!
Neuro wtf
https://youtu.be/g93EqtwLHoYchumbie soundtrack
A FUCKING EGG
ANNIHILATED
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
YOU'RE AWFUL KIARA
SHE'S FUCKING DEAD
>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN im listening to gerudo valley 10hr loop
>They hate each other
NEURO SAMA LOVE
kek now this stream got fun. Reminder she never shittalked Fauna
[Gura News] She's listening to gerudo valley
>>47409438p-puffy
>>47409412How does a male even get hips like that???
>shit on Kiara>diesFuck, KFP is powerful
>Try to get Neuro to eat>You're terrible!Bros the robot has anorexiaHow the fuck is it a menhera already
I think we've had enough of your schizo ramblings neuro
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
wow guys, I think I like Neuro holy kek
NEURO IS FUCKING DEAD!
Alright Kiara it was fun but my shark loli is about to finally watch the movie she said she'd watch with us almost a year ago
>>47409220>>47409471we don't care retard
>>47409471based
Owari da
>>47404962cuuuuuuuuute
BABY WAKE UP NEW ANTI-KIARA CLIP JUST DROPPED
Kobo and Mori will convince Kiara to collab with the blue homo for the family gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS50kjzwr44gura
>>>/mlp/
>>47409475But she did
>Revives Neuro with her phoenix powersHoly fucking shit
such a terrible vtuber she actually killed neuro
YABE
>>47409506>we
>>47409475veganchama....
>>47409025God damn ai art is so fucking ugly
>drag them out of the fire by their hairwell if it works
>>47409475she did
been playing through the councilrys gamethe fuck's with these guys in chapter 3am I not enough of a streamwatcherI have a feeling this is pretty bad timing
>>47409240not great
Nakama Power
All too human
That was actually a pretty cool speech desu
KEEEEK
>gwaaaaak
>>47409475She did. She roasted vegan vtubers.
Wtf magic is real?!
>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN YA YA YA IM COMIN
>>47409475She literally said Vegans are terrible vtubers 15 minutes ago...
>>47408388>>47408424There's only one USB mixer with auto wah that fits. She's presumably bought a Yamaha MG10XU, which is what Noel and Korone use.
>You can drag your friend out the fire by their hair and that's magic to me?????????????
>>47409475She literally said vegans can't be good vtuber
>>47409484i was just about to cut vedals throat, guess i will continue to stay in his walls for now.
>>47409484
>>47409520I'm sure he would shut down that idea
Neuro sama breaking GR15
>>47409475Not even a threadreader. Absolutely pathetic.
>>47409475Dementiachama...
GURA IS CUMING T u T
>>47409554
MALE MENTION
>>47409484We've taken down numerous clippers and other youtubers. Nobody is safe.
>>47409577SHE'S CUMMING
>>47409475Neuro was scared of Fauna's impression of her though
VEDAL IS AN AI?
>>47409475Watch streams
Neurochama....
Recursive innocence
Fuck off Vedal
thats a LOT of pussy
Yikes!
>>47409506cry
>>47409475neck yourself vegan
Holy kek it's like Neuro limiters just got lifted
>>47409577Is there a members stream happening?
>yikes
>>47409485some people rolled poorly i guess
>>47409577T o T
>>47409554You didn't see the old halloween vr stream? the first one with myth and council?
VEDAL ISN'T REAL
my popcorn is gonna get cold Gura...
>>47409506Yes you do
HIT THE KILL SWITCH SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
>>47409475>DeletedHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COWARD
Neurocucks.......
Alright we're getting somewhere with collab now
Soon
>>47409659shes waking up oh no
NEURO UNICORNS CARE TO EXPLAIN?!
MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE!
kitty cattos
>>47409647Yeah I think it's much better now
a fridge full of cats feels so wrong
>>47409475>>>Deletedoh my fucking GOD, you are fucking embarassing
SHORK IS LIVE
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
GURA LIVE
that cats are emergency rations
GIR ON THE TELLY
>>47409484Don't worry about it
That's a lot of catsI can;t save her
>it's so cute they're rubbing themselves all over the food
>>47409475>deleted Why must you always make a fool of yourself?
Gura what the fuck is this
>>47409659She has a character limit or else she'll rant forever
Gura is... on? I don't feel so good...
>>47409617Now we only have to take down bannedvtmemes
shiny scuffed story
>>47409610oh fuck i'm retarded it was halloween>>47409654I'd seen bits and pieces of it but I only really started watching council near the christmas collab
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAUGHTERWIFE IS LIVE
>>47409475You can't run
Watame is pissing directly into my mouth again.
>>47409506I'm watching wawa, her new robot friend, and goobus
god I wish kiara would break into my house and play with my pussy
Vedal shitting his pants right now lmao
how long is this collab gonna last?
>Insults Fauna>Insults Kiara>Insults her PapaBros I think Neuro needs correction. Phoenix correction
oh god
purikura mention
GOOBADOOBI DO SHARKWIFE ON THE TELLY
POST IT
Kiara legit broke the fucking AI
DO NOTPURIKURA
AIs cannot handle the tangents
AAAAAAAAAAAA GURA WTF
Kiara tell her about purikura
[Watame news] She is pissing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlitzvGHUN8
shut the fuck up about gura retardsthe adults are watching kino
DO NOT POST IT!
I LOVE KIRAMEKI RIDER
>>47409700KINO
>PurikuraYAMEROOOOOO
SHUT UP MY SHARK WIFE IS ON THE TELLY
Gura has made a mockery of SSS
Whenever I went to an arcade in Japan the only thing I did was take purikura. I always walked by – you know, in arcades it’s usually when you walk through the – the gaming portion, you eventually end up in, uh, at some purikura booths. The gaming things, they always look fun but I never really, um, take time to use them because the reason why I’m usually in there is because me and my friend usually want to take purikura. Whoever I’m with, usually a girl, we usually want to take purikuras to commemorate it.“What is it?” It’s like a photo booth, but like, a cute one where, um, the machine will kind of, like, “cutify” you by making your eyes much bigger and your skin much shinier, and um, your legs much longer and it’s really cute, and then you – after you take the photos – it’s perfect lighting, by the way – you move over to the other side and you start decorating and there’s a limited time, and then, and then, after decorating with, like, stickers and shiny letters and all that, you, eh, and choosing layouts, there’s, like, a lot of fancy cute layouts, really cute graphic design, and you go to the other side of the booth, and then you wait a little bit and it gets printed out while you’re typing in your email address and it will, like, then send it to your email address and you also get the – get it, like, on a strip, like in a proper photo booth, and then you cut it, then usually after it’s printed out, you would both go to the table, and there’s usually, like, one or two table close to the purikura booth with a scissor, but the scissor is, like, um, on a chain to the, to the, um, table, and then y-you’re like “Okay who – do you wanna cut it, or should I cut it?” and then you usually go “Ah, I’ll cut it, it’s okay” then you cut it really nicely through the middle, and then you say “Uh, I think this one is yours” and then “I’ll take the one that’s mine and I’ll put into my, into my, into my purse” and then we’re both happy, and then you’re like “Yay! Look how we’re looking really cute! Only on those purikuras because they make us a million times cuter”.Actually, you know what? As a, as a foreigner, it makes you look really crazy cause those purikura booths, they’re usually, like, um, um, programmed in a way that they look really good on – on - on Asian features, face - facial features, um, but as a foreigner going in there, it always makes me look really really fucking crazy, like a fucking alien. Me and my foreigner friends would always laugh about how ridiculous we look. And then sometimes you can, like, choose, like how – how much it’s gonna “alienate” you, like, there’s, like, options like “natural” and even natural is fucking ridiculous but it’s so cute I still like it, yeah. Anyway, I have a lot of purikura, I have, like, a box of all of my purikura that I took, uh, over the course of the past many, many years and it’s nice – a nice memory to look back upon and there’s so many different purikura machines, like, there’s actually a huge fucking, um, business behind that. I once worked with a purikura company in Japan before though, um, and – and – and I – I know how the process is of creating one, and they have so many - they put out so many different every month, so if you go, ehh, to – to the arcades no so often, then – then - then, ehh, then you will see every time you go there there’s new ones.Oh, also the interesting thing is, maybe you didn’t notice, but, um, you know, the arcade part you can go no matter what gender you are, but sometimes some places that you’re not allowed to go to purikura part if you’re not a girl, yeah, because I guess a lot of guys go there to pick up girls, or they used to, so they made it so that only girls are allowed for some. But then, you know, who wanna take purikura with, um, with their boyfriends, so, uh, there other – there – there *are* other places that allow boys as well, and then you go in there with your boyfriend I guess, but then, the thing is, like, it really – it really doesn’t look good with men, like, it looks ridiculous with men. It – it works with girls, but some – there’s some purikuras that are made, uh, to be used with – with your boyfriend, if you have a boyfriend, um, so then you can choose, like, on which side th – the, um, of the, um, camera the boy is standing, so that guy will be photoshopped, like, a little bit more in a, in a nnnn, not so feminine way, ehh, but it was still creepy but it’s funny, it’s cute, it’s a cute memory
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