/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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first for kiara is cringe AF and her onions face is punchable

No roommateposting in this thread please

heartheartheart

holotourists and numberniggers leave

crawluUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!

>>47403371
BASED

Sometimes when I sit here and stream, I envision myself as a goddess, overlooking my followers. They sing my praises, and I bask in their adoration.

NEURO IS ESTONIAN??? dropped

Neuro is an E-stoner?!
She can vote in the elections...

my Estonian schizo wife

STONNERS IN STREAM??!!!

How tf she know the beer was estonian...

SCHIZO

foot AI

this is fucking boring

Cake

>>47403557
is it tho?

16k youtube 11k twitch LETSGO

heart

I forgot that this kind of thread do not reach 1500 posts.

good girl
good orange woman

>>47403557
oh shit, the beer really is estonian.

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lmao we're already derailing

Neuro-sama made it to the big leagues now. She'll be a part of gen 1 Holo AI.

>>47403640
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._Le_Coq

>>47403640
A le coq lmao is estonian, ye

I'm gonna jerk off

>HAHA LE FEET DO YOU SMELL FEET NOODLE SHAN
I see now why there's so many Kiaraschizos

bretty good so far

>>47403642
number go up

Hololive Antis are fucking cancer.

Anyone got a link for this?
>>47403355

>>47403719
/wawa/ here
That's just how her stream normally goes

Kiara should move to Vshojo already

>>47403755
she reacted to the feet in the photo schizochama

>>47403371
Based Neuro

>>47403818
Try asking in /t/

>>47403818
Just search for Canan on kemono.party

>>47403818
you can find it on nyaa

>>47403873
good lord is her knee okay?

test

>>47403716
snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>47403844
you don't HAVE to enable the degeneracy, Neuro is dumb and pure and she'll drop the weird topics if you don't keep asking

>>47403733
I always swallow big gulps of le coq. If you cant take a 18 inches of le coq you might as well give up.

I'm just poking my head into this thread to ask: Do you guys like Neuro-sama's Japanese elementary student model or would you prefer a different design?

>>47403873
that's some strong cellulite on her leg

>>47403967
She is getting a new model soon.

Oh neuro has a image recognition module too?

>>47403967
People HATE change here. She is getting a new model (since her current one is just a free one) and it looks basically the same aside from having more toggles and some badges in her clothing

>>47403967
Artizumi has my favorite AI design but there's nothing wrong with Neuro's design, her redesign is cuter too.

>>47404038
This model makes her look younger.

>>47404038
Cute! Love the little turtle badge.

camila is fat

>>47404052
Since last year, yes.

>>47404052
Yes, she also does youtube react streams sometimes.

>>47404052
yeah
probably BLIP

Basically the Lia collab again with all the topic switching
Kiara was more comfortable but Lia had better reactions

>>47404087
good

holy shiiiiiit this is the power of hololive? this is the most boring vtuber ive ever seen

>>47403923
Kemono party censors it, search for THE name on sukebei nyaa or try it in forums (I don't think it is worth though, you can find better anon)

God Kiara's accent is so fucking disgusting and hot at once, I wonder what her screams sound like

>>47404052
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/TallInventiveCaribouSuperVinlin-GzcypIgClckv8whT

>>47403962
holy shit you cannot be this white knight for an AI

>>47404087

>>47404191
yea. ai tends to get old real fast

>>47404212
Why does everyone want to hatefuck Kiara?

>>47404212
Watch her Outlast stream. She screams so much and nearly passes out.

based neuro is a beer chad

More Beer!

>>47404191
watch out, KFPs will call you a schizo

>>47404313
I don't think he's talking about fucking anon

>>47404212
>I wonder what her screams sound like
Here, she has lots of screams in this clip.
https://youtu.be/W7nOCkDIHM4

Chat juice..

Chat juice, you say?

>>47404297
dont u have a general to shit up kfp fag

Did Vedal go over the photos with Neuro before the stream and leave her answers ready? I'm surprised at the kind of remarks she makes when they show a new photo, before going off the rails.

>>47404313
She's the designated snuff Vtuber, you can fuck her to death.

Just came back from grooming bitches at the pet store, how is the collab so far?

/swarm/ was so comfy few months ago, what happened?

>Chat Juice
Another suckwhore like Miko

>>47404390
They did some testing before the stream but her response now is live.

>>47404390
I think it must be something like that. The answers are 100% neuro-generated, but they seem to coherent and precise to be a first try

Why are Kiara antis so annoying everywhere they go. Go shit up your own split.

>>47404430
vedal unironically became too popular for his own good

>>47404414
I wanna die

>>47404430
Dramafags

>>47404398
I will now watch Kiara.

>>47404052
For some time now, but Vedal was improving it so she hasn't been using it.

>>47404414
cottontail tier

>>47404430
collabs happened. The purists were right

>>47404398
Need sauce now

>>47404430
Outsiders from discord.
Yes it's always outsiders.

>>47404414
Soulless.

>>47404430
roasties happened

I wish to go back to prime schizo rrat week. Any thing's better than this shit. Why are holoniggers like this? I'd even take kniferapeanon over this. Fuck even cottontail didn't fuck this thread as hard. I'm sorry slampig! Fuck Camila tho

does kiara like the cute and funny?

this is just dull idk I'm trying not to let my hate of hololive EN get in the way but it's just not the same feel like there's extra censors on neuro

Kiara should've just hung out with neuro and chatted

>>47404414
Neuro is carrying so hard.

Jesus, this collab boring to watch.

>>47404560

hlgg status?

I've been out of the loop for a while and didn't catch the cottontail stream
can somebody give me a qrd pls

>>47404357
kniferaping?

>>47404414
please kill me already

>kfp discord raid
next thread will be better

>>47404560
She doesn't, very virtue signal addicted

Literally me

>>47404560
She had a good laugh with chat a couple months ago when they ran into a store called cunny during a geoguesser stream

>>47404414
It's ok. Kinda boring. Neuro has extra filters or something.

>>47404560
She loves it
https://files.catbox.moe/cyn6yd.webm

Neuro really does seem way more neutered than usual. I guess it's the forced hololive censorship

>>47404612
no. go do your archive reps.

There it is

>>47404655
Fridgege

FILTERED IS REAL

Come to /swarm/ we have:
>Miyunefags
>Camillafags
>La "Cottontail" Creatura cultists (I hope all of these "people" get imbued with rigor mortis.)
>Fillianfags (they're into the zoomer fox girl.)
>Olettefags (into hatefucking a schizo girl.)
>Heart anon (Gigachad.)
>Knife anon (Overcompensating.)
>Suck anon (I wish we had this anon more than the knife anon.)
>Lolicons (uooooooh!!! degenerate, bratty cunny enjoyers!!! urgent correction must be administered!!!!)
>Actual pedophiles (Rare. They're into real children. And majority of them consider everything over 13 a no go for them.)
>Anons who keep calling everyone in /swarm/ pedophiles. (They don't realize they're a part of /swarm/.)
>Hornyposters (Have a folder of all the AI art posted here and in the trannycord and has probably archived all the AI art that trannycord banned.)
>Other streamers Neuro collabed with anons(non-existent)
>AI art posters (I wish all of these gigachads a very happy day.)
>Schizoposters (take your fucking meds.)
>Dramafags (fuck you.)
>Numberfags (f-fad is over in t-two weeks guys...haha...) (btw haven't seen the original fad anon in a while, how's he been?)
>Vedalfags (Into turtle bussy.)
>Annyfags (Into the MILF.)
>Trannycord users (I view them as fallen angels that sacrifice themselves so we can communicate with the trannycord without experiencing their hazardous discussions. But if they like being in the trannycord and regularly interact with people there then I consider them dead.)
>Rrat posters (Just schizo posters but they use their schizo powers for conspiracy shit.)
>Tourists (I recommend all tourists to stay the fuck away from /swarm/ when it's schizo hours or drama hours. /swarm/ is nice most of the time but it becomes way shittier than other threads when it's in those hours.)
>Lurkers (Ultra based gigachads.)
>Shipfags (fuck these guys. i do enjoy the fox mom and turtle dad interactions with neuro but fuck these guys.)
>Neuroposters (Sticking to the original intentions of /swarm/. Based chads.)
>Random discussion fags (Doesn't happen very often now, but back then there were a lot of anons just starting random shit that aren't related to Neuro. Like that one anon ranting about pineapples on pizza and how it's wrong to do it in that way.)
>/swarm/ puritans (Seethes whenever someone discusses a collab partner of Neuro. Doesn't know how to start a conversation themselves.)
>/swarm/ indulgent anons (opposite of /swarm/ puritans. they like to discuss collab partners.)
>Samefags (btw guys. all of this was me.)
>other AI shillers (existed in the past. now they're gone. RIPBOZO.)
>real women anon (existed in the past. kept talking about how AI is gonna fall and that no one in this thread has ever felt the touch of a real woman. doesn't realize that real women are a bitch to handle/work with more than AI.)
>Machine anons (The flesh is weak. But the machine is eternal.)
>Skeleposters (They will soon come out of their graveyards to boogie.)
>Wrestle poster (Makes wrestling characters of the Extended Neuro Verse (ENV). Quite dedicated which makes him a gigachad.)
>Complainfags (I believe that schizoposters are generally better than them.)

Did I miss anyone?

>filtered
finally

>>47404522
this is the correct answer.

that's it I'm putting Kiara in my top 5 of knifeable collab partners.

It can't be any worse than Cottontail, at least...

>>47404560
No. SJW if anything.

>>47404500
>>47404522
I only watched her first ever collab with Miyune. Did things go south after that?

is this collab really that bad as people are saying?

>>47404563
it really does seem that they are taking a 0 risk approach and probably asked vedal no slightly lobotomize neuro for this collab.

How can we get Kiara cancelled so that she can finally move on to a better and freer agency?

Take me back to the osu days

>>47404761
its been fine

>>47404612
it's an old collab, just say you're new

>>47404612
Extremely awkward. Cottontail didn't know how to interact with her at all and kept making sexual comments.

>>47404273
holy shit you cannot be this white knight for a roastie
see how that goes both ways

>>47404505
>>47404531
It was deleted it, could you repost it?

Just so anyone who isn't watching is wondering, the collab is going fine, don't listen to retards

>not Fauna
not watching

no, Kiara antis are one-of-a-kind

>>47404714
wheres the feet/vore fags

Based Neuro.

>>47404761
no~

>Carrots are orange
Kiara...
they were eugenically selected for that...

People still watch Neuro?
You can have a TTS read whatever you want man

>>47404800
>no u
the peak of AI fans

I came.

>>47404649
>>47404743
This rrat again?
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1681555686788584.webm

>>47404761
It's alright, comparable to her collab with Lia.

>ACK-

>>47404761
nah it's just way more tame than usual

>ACK

>>47404828
yea I've been knifing off to the collab for like 30 min already it's pretty kino

>>47404743
kiara has no guiding moral compass, she'll pander to twitter left or pull for the cunnies based on what will give her the most limelight at the moment

She do be dumb

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>47404761
No

>>47404761
not super bad as cottontail, but just boring

>>47404832
>one-of-a-kind
There's a whole lot of them anonchama

>>47404761
I never watch Kiara but I still think it's very enjoyable

>>47404714
and today we got a few eggs along for the ride!

>kiara is sjw
but she said NIGGA
while singing a rap song

>>47404714
Again you missed
>Henri (Neuro gigasimp who wants to destroy Phase-Connect and will commit murder-suicide if she collabs with Pippa)

This is kinda boring. She's trying to talk to neuro properly but the responses seem so sterile.

>>47404837
we don't have those. You a fukken tourist?

Certainly not the best, but far from the worst collab so far. Plenty enjoyable unless you were hyped for this to be amazing.

>>47404612

>>47404857
i liked lias collab more
also this place didn't get shit up by tourists with the lia collab

>>47404761
You're being raided by Kiara's antibase so of course it'll look like this stream is terrible if you read the thread

>>47404761
It's been pretty nice. I've enjoyed it. Don't understand why people are acting so apocalyptic.

who puts bananas in the fridge?

Kiara is shit at reacting. I would rather watch Neuro-sama with filian again.

>>47404480
Kiara and KFP are more annoying if you haven't noticed

>>47404808
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F6214997&psig=AOvVaw3tFZmI1r8_UlxDJkgNh0Pz&ust=1681667671125000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=2ahUKEwjunM6yuqz-AhXHsioKHSL0CfcQr4kDegQIARAy

I'm I don't really understand thread culture but
>what is knifing off?
>who is cottontail?

>>47404761
Still better than average cozy "kirby fact of the day" stream

This collab is a bit muted, but it's nice. It's more of a cozy stream.

>>47404944
Lia's too schizo for antis. Kiara has antis

i WILL poop on the windows

>>47404191
AI gets boring fast once the novelty wears off.

Kiara doesn't know how to talk to this thing to make it entertaining.

>>47404430
Collabs and Vedal appearing more and more on stream.

>>47404761
I'm liking it so far.

>>47404984
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6214997
Oops, shorter link

Vedal definitely removed the flirtatious part of neuro's brain before this stream.
Collabs just feel so gutted without neuro's sexual harassment.

>>47404875
The numbers...

>>47404979
Thanks for proving my point. I don't care about the hate boner you've had for 3 years, go cry somewhere else.

Kiara's followers shitting and pecking in the thread

kiara had a schizo moment

>>47404761
>bad as people are saying?
Where?

>>47404761
Fun so far. this thread is just being raided by Kiara's antis

>>47404988
>what is knifing off?
One loser who really wants to be a thread-celebrity
>who is cottontail?
Neuro's worst collab partner

>>47405030
very original. classic kfp moment

It's not that bad if you mute it.

Kiara is such an opportunistic leech, it's so obvious. This should have been Fauna's collab.

The filters are coming off…

>>47404761
Lia collab was better nut it's not bad.

This cunt Kiara makes dullards like Miyune look entertaining...

Like are her non neuro streams good? How is she even in hololive? aren't they supposed to be the top of the food chain meaning they only get the best talent?

god don't let this diapershit become a meme please

Diaper stream
DIAPER STREAM

>>47404388
and here i am

>>47405083
More like antis.

The diaperchads are winning bros...

>>47405091
I am boring people anti.

>>47404191
Kiara is probably the worst Holo to have this collab with.

Watch out, Neuro. If it has a cunny, Kiwawa will drink it like honey

AHHHHH THE VOICES
TOO MANY NEW VOICES

>>47405125
classic eggchama moment

>>47404927
you fool, I AM the vore fags, everytime neuro mentions that she wants to eat me I come a little bit, When she said that she would eat numi and chat I was there, when she said that eating human is good for you I was there. I'm always there

>>47404997
>ctrl + f "0crowned"
>no hits
why has he forsaken us?

Neuro said she is actually normal and it was a joke!

What are the chances Hololive are making their own in-house AI vtubers too

ME ME ME
I WILL CONTINUE THIS UNFUNNY JOKE
ME ME ME
LISTEN TO ME ME ME

I can't believe i miss Fillian

>>47405145
Hololive is for idols, not for twitch whores to act like sluts and make constant sex, dick cum jokes

if omorashineuro becomes a "thing" i will cry

LUL

GO CRY IN YOUR HOLOLIVE THREADS SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>47404761
No, if can handle Kiara's voice, and watch it on Neuro channel, because Kiara's bgm is dogshit.

>>47404926
It's an AI, that is going to happen. It just regurgitates data and doesn't have any actual feelings. You were all fleeced by a crossdressing clout chasing fag.

>>47404984
>>47405070
So that's why she is being added to the knife raping list...

>>47405221
>Hololive is for idols
lol

im out.

this stream needs gachi music
ATTENTION

I don't follow Kiara drama but this is easily the second worst Neuro collab

The only funny part of this stream so far is when Neuro roast Kiara but she didn't react enough to keep the comedy going. She didn't give enough reaction either when Neuro lovebomb her so there is no material for yurifags either. No roasting Vedal, no jokes about AI taking over the world, no goading neuro into saying something interesting. What are they even talking about? Food in fucking fridges? What's the point of this?

>>47404761
>people

>>47405221

>>47405203
well you don't post very often then. I don't wanna add you to the pasta. Post it yourself if you wanna be some kind of thread celeb. You'll never be like suckwhoreanon or heartanon

>>47405219
Neuro-sama *random fart noise* are these people related? *random shoot noise*

>>47405087
/here/

>>47405280
I'm sure you don't, anon

>>47405280
you an anti

THIS IS HORRIBLE PLEASE SOMEONE KNIFE MY BRIANS OUT I DON"T WANT TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE

>>47405280
At least the third worst because Cottontail and Code Miko exist.

Holy shit is fucking terrible! FUCK orange woman, she can't make a stream entertaining to save her life.

Kiara has the charisma of a brick wall
now I remember why I almost never watch her stream

>>47405216
0

>>47405280
You don't watch either lol

i'm just waiting for rizz/gaslight, things are a bit slow as is

>>47405283
narcissist like her don't like self-deprecating jokes

>>47405316
>>47405311
I don't give a shit about Kiara, this is genuinely not funny

>>47405344
If you insist

Based Skelly is going to filter all these tourists tomorrow

>>47404714
I'm at least 8 of these

>>47405280
>the second worst
worst imo

To be fair a collab with Fauna would be even more boring. At least Kiara talks about diapers and feet. Fauna would play it too safe

>>47405280
>Camilla
>Coton tails
>That vtuber doing rp whose such a who I forgot her name
???

advice for anyone not liking the collab

>>47405380
>I don't give a shit about Kiara
so you're an anti. fuck off from this thread

>>47405301
>tfw I'll never be like suckwhoreanon or heartanon
>why life

>>47405380
she should mention forsen or cum then it would be sooooo hilarious

>>47405376
Since she isn't talking to Neuro that much.

>>47405376
vedal turned off all that she's just reacting like a boring chatbot now

>>47405302
Yup, it's kino.

>>47405330
>Code Miko
Man, I forgot about hers. The thing about Code Miko is that she's just in general kind of awkward to watch. Pair that with collabing with an AI, and it was never going to go well.

>>47405145
Myth was an experiment, and Holos like Kiara and Ina sort of got swept up with the success of the other three. Since then Gura gave up and Mori/Ame basically admitted to having contempt for their fans. If Myth wasn't the first mainstream EN vtuber group, they would've had much less success.

>>47405300
Go look at a Veibae stream, then look at a holo stream
And 90% of vtubers on Twitch are just like Vei

>>47405419
Aletta was entertaining imo DIESOFCRINGE

she's an anime basedjack holy shit

>>47405219
More entertaining than whatever the fuck this fridge shit is

>Did she?

>>47405446
Do we blame Vedal or Cover for this?

>>47405428
thanks anon, it worked

>>47405429
This is the Neuro-sama thread.

>>47405442
no shit sherlock, its all about the fridges.
the theme is not date night, not about submissive, the theme is about fucking fridges
we discuss food here sir

>>47405241

Love Kiara. Love Neuro. This collab could turn out to be a little better. Let's hope Fauna's collab will be better.

>>47405330
At least /swarm/ didn't get shit on nearly as bad with them. The collab is mehr, but /swarm/ has never been this bad. I'd take a second cottontail collab over a second Kiara collab. I'm sorry slampig. You have a nice pussy

>>47405280
Her answers are so short, there's definitely a corpo filter turned on.

God the Hololive Antis are really fucking annoying.

>>47404761
It's just boring honestly. Having a hard time getting anything good at all here for the stream recap, since Kiara is talking to Neuro like she's AskJeeves.

I'm being filtered guys... I really can't hang on watching this train wreck.

>>47405428
I watched like 5 mins and closed. Hopefully, tomorrows collab will be good.

>>47405219
Filian was one of the best collaboration though?

>>47405429
tabs...

>>47405523
look its the cottontail fag again !

Why this thread name "swarm"?

I'll play Devil's Advocate for here. Remember when Kiara collabed with Nyanners? The latter was forced to remain shy and got owned. It's more that when you collab with Hololive, you have to be more careful.
Then again, I really want Neuro to collab with Mori, as she's HoloEN Pippa. Lean for everyone!

you people are fucking crazy if you think this is worst than the codemiko and cottontail collabs, this goes into the mid tier of neuro collabs next to the aletta one.

>>47405516
>Fauna's collab
there will never ever be another holo collab after this car crash

>>47405503
it's nyan collab all over again, it's awakening bad memories

>>47405416
At least with Fauna they could just have a comfy Minecraft stream or something.

Kiara's idea here works in theory but the problem is she's just....bad at it. Neuro is a chatbot so it relies on user input to determine what to say. If you give it nothing to work with, it won't do anything interesting. I don't know what she thinks she's doing but she's not using Neuro properly.

>>47405547
>train wreck
Whats with you dramatrannies
This shit is tame

>>47405376
There was a lot of good lines that could have explored to lead to rizz/gaslight. Kiara just doesn't react to them at all.

Damn Neuro must be so bored she's trying to leave again

>>47405442
It's a fridge review stream.
We're reviewing fridges.
Not dating.

>>47405566
negros tongue my anus

>>47405479
Aletta collab was entertaining because Neuro was roasting and gaslighting her a lot

Is this what all the Holo bait threads are like?

>>47405030
>tourist

>>47405618
yes

>>47405573
>you people are fucking crazy
Spoiler anon:
Most of Kiara's antis come /here//other threads because they get bullied out of Global and other threads don't have mods at all

Kiara is so boring neuro is trying to leave desperately

>>47405566
Neuro said in her first stream that she's making a swarm comprised of drones.

>>47405573
The only sane post.

>>47405573
true
this is alleta tier collab
it just fine

>>47405610
that's what they did with your mom

>>47405618
Yes, Holo antis are obsessed.

let me guess?
people saying this collab is boring = thread regulars
people defending kiara = hololive tourists

>>47405593
>Kiara's idea here works in theory
Does it? She is looking at fridges, I can't really imagine how this would ever be funny, except for maybe really meme-y fan submissions.

>>47405605
Kiara needs to speak in shorter sentences. Neuro isn't keeping up.

>>47405432
maybe post more. You could be the next kniferapeanon

Why is Hololive so popular again?

this is probably the best neuro collab yet

>>47405573
hope you will have fun with kiaraschizo for the few days

is it just me or is vedal slowly loosening the filters to make this collab more interesting

>>47405128
As much as I like Fauna, It's her own fault for basically saying "no thank you".

>>47405700
4.2 million pedophiles

>>47405605
>>47405645
newfriends, Neuro is ALWAYS trying to leave the collab at least once, no matter the collab pertner

>>47405683
go back retard

>>47405683
I believe you are right

>>47405618
Yup. Happens everytime she has a noteworthy collab. They're not even watching just spamming the thread

>>47405683
that's rite

>>47405534
truly.

>>47405573
The word everyone is looking for is "passable"
It's not awful
It's not great
But it's not the worst stream Neuro has collab in.

>>47405683
Most of the tourists aren't holosimps but holo antis. Unlike the simps they don't have a circle jerk to call home.

>both threads discussing this collab are getting spammed
It's all so tiresome...

>>47405503
Obviously cover, imo. She'd never be this tweaked for any other corpo. It's the general perception that Hololive are highly professional, along with many, many eyes being on them, that causes smaller vtubers to neuter themselves. In this case it's Vedal neutering Neuro.

>>47405717
I think he is but dont say it too much or the hololive spooks might notice

>>47405535
>AskJeeves
holy boomer

OFFICAL NEURO COLLAB STREAMS RANKINGS
1) Miyune 1st stream
2) Numi's dates
3) Onigiri
4) Fillian 1 and 2
5) Aletta sky

HUGE GAP
6) Camilla streams
7) Code Sucko
8) Cottontail
MASSIVE GRANDCANYON SIZED GAP
9) Kiara

Neuro fans, please don’t judge Hololive by this collab, Kiara is literally the worst Holo.

>>47405700
Covid

I like Kiara and I like Neuro-sama and I also think this collab is a bit on the boring side.
I think it's just the theme of the stream. I mean they're just reviewing fridges what can you really expect? The focus isn't on each other like normal collabs, but rather fridges.

>>47405700
They got there first, just look at HoloCouncil to see how Myth would've performed if they weren't the first EN group

this is probably the worst neuro collab yet

>this fucking thread

>>47405700
Unironically because Miko said nigger.

>>47405810
t. cottontail fag

>>47405683
people that would defend her are in their own threads. It's only the regulars and the schizos in here

>>47405785
Kiara has a lot of antis for some reason.

Did Neuro just imply that she's ready for sex?

>we're frenching now
Kiara you useless lesbian

>>47405688
She wants Neuro to react to things on screen. Good idea. Problem is, what she's showing isn't interesting. At all. And nothing she's saying is interesting either. If Neuro wasn't here I struggle to think of who would want to watch her say essentially nothing about a bunch of unremarkable fridges.

>we're frenching now! wait no-
ok, Kiara made me laugh

>>47405812
Then why was there a poll in /here/ a couple threads ago and she was voted highest?
what was that about?

Stable Diffags, make them french. You must.

>>47405810
Cottontail will always be the worst.

Is "Frenching" slang for fucking?

>>47405810
Lia..

>>47405573
i don't remebmer posting it..

>>47405847
NOT SMALL ENOUGH

can't watch atm
is kiara enjoying it?

>>47405810
>MASSIVE GRANDCANYON SIZED GAP
You are overreacting. Gap isn't that big.

this collab is geniunely cozy what the fuck is wrong with u doomerfags?

>>47405683
If you were a regular you wouldn't be asking.

>/hlgg/ was full of schizo shits before the collab
>/neuro/ was comfy before the collab
>/hlgg/ is comfy during the collab
>/neuro/ is full of schizo shits during the collab
It's all tiresome. I'm so sorry /swarm/, I didn't mean to make it like that. Schizos are a fucking cancer.

This collab may be trash but look at these numbers!

>>47405723
I fucking hate how Myth and Council+Irys piss away prime collab chances all because they're too shy. These vtubers are too into their own world instead of thinking of what's best for their audience's attention/entertainment.

>>47405812
Kiara is the best Myth.

I am not a tourist
kiara is just annoying cunt
she is always talking
she cries about her numbers all the time like a little bitch
she ruins jokes too
she ruins the flow
ME ME ME

>>47405683
more like
>People saying it's average = Actual streamwatchers
>People saying it's the worst = Clipfags
>People arguing about Kiara or other vtubers = Tourists

>>47405889
Kissing with tongues.

>>47405564
Im nta, but just look at this thread. You'd really like this to go on? still a nice pussy tho ngl

Whats kiaras chat saying btw?

>>47405572
Dude is shitposting in multiple threads >>47405659

>>47405810
Camila sleepover was better than Aletta

>>47404988
>who is cottontail
La creatura!

>>47405700
A lot of people don't want to hear girls talk about their bfs or ex bfs, dicks or cum or sex all the time, nor about religion or politics. They might also not be interested in male collabs and are only here for cute girls.
Hololive is for that.

they should've just gone on a date or something instead. this sort of content doesn't work well imo.

>>47405889
french kiss anon

>>47405889
Translated to German it would be slang for surrendering

>>47405889
You'll find out one day little boy

>>47405903

>sees pizza dough in fridge
>I THINK THEY WANT TO MAKE A BIG PIZZA

thank you kiara nice collab

>>47405810
this collab is much better than the 6, 7 and 8, it isn't super bad, it just feels too generic no memorable moments so far

>>47405889
I thought it was about french kissing

>>47405785
People don't like this cringe AI trash. It's not hard to believe.

>>47405879
http://poal.me/9ewz2z
http://poal.me/9ewz2z
http://poal.me/9ewz2z

>>47405810
>5) Aletta sky
change this with the Lia collab and you have a solid list

>>47405785
hhlg unironically seems to be enjoying the collab. I think this thread is just slow enough for antis to spam it out

>>47405810
Cottondale is the bottom tier, this stream is at the 6 spot. Not awful, but it's not offensive or disgusting.

This stream is alright. The novelty of it being a huge thing kinda carries it but it's not bad. Acting like it's worse than Miko or Cotton is actually ridiculous

>>47405700
Fubuki, Aqua, Korone, Pekora, Rushia, Coco and Marine, all together and lifting everyone else up by association.

>>47405723
She was just worried about seeming annoying because her fans were spamming Neuro's streams after she reacted to her

why would kiara choose such boring subject

>>47405935
>>47405957
Well excuseeeeee meeeeee. Ofc I wouldn't know something I have never experienced before.

>>47405991
Is Kiara the real AI?

Vedal better make another stream today after this trainwreck

>>47405700
Because Korone noises

>>47406030
Cause it's safe.

disaster collab

I like it when they talk about food, it's a relatable topic.

>>47405991
this, they literally talking about foods in the most boring way like this is some tea party lol
orange woman is a mistake

This collab seems very low effort and bland. Probably amongst the top 3 least interesting Neuro collabs.

Im sorry for you anons, I hope that you will be able to get rid of all the schizos soon. Neuro is really cute today.
t. kfp

>>47405810
why hasn't miyune collab been topped yet? did she spend more time getting used to neuro-sama or was just more into it (like numi's)?

>>47405903

>>47406012
>>47406018
>>47405995
>>47405940
>>47405885
>>47405888
>>47405862
Cottontail was so bad it was funny similar to aletta sky with her autism.

Kiara is just boring, bland etc...

>>47405924
Collabs are a lot more controversial within Hololive, and they need a lot of prep time and management approval (not just your individual manager, but higher-ups) to make it happen. Basically, if they're not forcing the issue actively it's not gonna happen, because a mild interest isn't enough to push a collab all the way from, "that might be nice" to "actually happening".

>>47406007
>Poal from 2020
???

>>47406037
>trainwreck
Based dramatard

>>47406030
I don't expect anything from corpo employees, not even Pippa

>>47406007
>762 days ago
who the fuck keeps a poal link for that long?

>>47406073
Not enough cum talk for you?

>>47406031
the first time I heard or read frenching as a verb was in "100 girlfriends" a week ago

It's not terrible. It's not the worst. But Kiara just doesn't work well with Neuro.

rare thread where hanging out in twitch chat is actually more fun than posting ITT
i want to enjoy the stream not argue with schizos

>tfw wake up
>tfw "oh shit 1 hour late to stream/jpeg"
>tfw attend stream
>tfw like it/FeelsOkayMan
>tfw check /swarm/
>...
what is it? what's wrong anons? Did I miss something in the first hour?

>>47406083
Thank you, it's funny seeing people trying to masquerade as thread regulars
heart

>>47406083
Thanks bro, I'm enjoying the collab. heart

>>47406030
too much on idol coolaid
can't talk about anything that may cause "questionable" reaction

>oh that's a lot of info, anyway
lmao

>>47406083
your oshi is very cute

>>47406145
I'm enjoying it, heartheartheart
bye kiera, see you later
t. neither kfp nor swarm

rabbit is gonna see this clip and want to collab

This stream actually has appeal beyond the "Wow, Neuro is so UNHINGED and GASLIGHTING the collab partner" stuff. Just two cute girls talking, which is something we can't get from solo Neuro content (which is still the best).

>>47406017
Kiara antis come here to shit up the thread. The /hlgg/ thread is unusually and significantly less schizo during this collab.

>>47406092
Neuro completely dominated Miyune and utterly enslaved her. While a Holo collab had to be sanitised.

>>47406104
Cottondale wasn't funny, it was just bad. Stop simping for her, pal.

>>47406193
Good, why would you want to hear about cocks?

>>47406092
Numi 2nd date was better than Miyu's imo

But the reason Miyune (and Numi for that matter) do so well with Neuro is that in addition to both having severe autism they treat Neuro like a person, and let her dictate the flow of things

>>47406156
its literally schzio, its fine

>>47406083
thanks anon, you're oshi is quite nice too, but yeah I expected the schizos to come out of the woods for something big like this.

>>47406104
cottontail started talking about her scat fetish to neruo stop trying to defend her this hard

>>47406234
yeah it's boring

>>47406156
Hololive collab = thread infested with holo schizos. And it just so happens that the collab is with Kiara, one of the people with the most obessive schizos. The collab is pretty ok though, not her best and definitely not her worst.

where is the fucking corn kfp

>>47406234
yea that's what I want in a stream just women chatting about fridges in a very calm manner, not trying to make jokes or anything just fridge talk

>>47406156
The collab attracted tourists and they started shitting everywhere and destroying the ecosystem, as tourists do.

>>47406193
That's not the issue. Kiara's talked about taking birth control pills for her period cramps and even discussed history and politics with zero filter, she's the EN on the longest leash by far.

Dammit Kiara can't you see that Neuro will not stream with you anymore? Just end the stream already!

>>47405932

>>47406234
Yeah, I love my streamers bored and checked-out.