/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Work on your letters.

>>4723934
Shut up you're not my mom.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4723866
Nice stream. The amongus zoomers were insufferable though.

>>4723993
Your mom reminds you to work on your letter to Gura? Based.

>>4724004
The cutest.

>>4724034
I agree, amogus zoomers like Gura need to brush up on gaming knowledge. No Earthbound, no Civ, no Lemmings; tisk tisk.

>>4723934
Despite having plenty of time this weekend I still don't have it done but at least I have an outline with what I want to write about. I will get it done tomorrow because I want to get it to the post office by tuesday.

>>4724097
shark never even bothered to reinstall it. overrated game.

>>4723934
Is Cover accepting letters now ?

>>4724097
I suspect she had non-Nintendo consoles. She doesn't recognize a lot of NES/SNES references but she picks up on SEGA and Playstation stuff consistently.

>>4724154
yes.

>>4724122
Sounds like a plan Anon. Accomplish those goals.
>>4724154
They have contact information for sending gifts and letters on their website yes.

>>4723666
>that image
God damn, imagine waking up to Gura riding your morning wood in a frenzy. The very first thing you hear is her giggling like crazy while she's drooling onto you. Her slamming down onto you as fast and as hard as her little legs let her.

>>4724171
I think she went PS2 ->Wii + handhelds

Gura is watching her wife play oblivion right now

>>4724271
>They have contact information for sending gifts and letters on their website yes.
I thouht they open up gift giving channel during specific times. Have they made announcement? I dont want them to toss my gifts because I sent out of time

>>4725013
They only accept gifts when they say they will, otherwise its letters only.

Did Gura have fun?
Watching the VOD right now

>>4725013
They announce it on the official twitter if they do, but they have yet to open it for any of the EN girls. Could be due to either shipping costs or COVID.

>>4725065
Ok thanks u

>>4725073
Tons of fun, it was fantastic.

>>4725073
She had a lot of fun and played through the entire game.

>>4725013
>Have they made announcement?
They haven't been doing birthday-specific things this year due to COVID, but they still accept letters and small packages. They have a list of restrictions on the items they will accept normally.

>>4724271
>Sounds like a plan Anon. Accomplish those goals.
I only wish I hadn't waited so long because it will likely be late for her birthday. I hope she gets a bunch of good fan letters for her birthday because she's mentioned how much she likes reading them.

>>4725347
>I hope she gets a bunch of good fan letters for her birthday because she's mentioned how much she likes reading them.
For what it's worth I sent out my letter already and I'm planning to send her something special that I hope she'll like a lot. Hang in there chumbud.

>>4725398
Sleep tight.

>>4725398
nighty nite, bud

>>4726384
https://vocaroo.com/1g1DVNsIFfrO

>>4726384
ha ha, F E E T.

No Gura for at least 2 days right?

>>4726885
Most likely, yeah
:(

>>4726885
She said her schedule would be weird but I don't recall her being specific about which days she would be taking off.

>>4726885
Based on what she said on stream:
Monday Gura
Tuesday No Gura
Wednesday No Gura
Thursday Maybe Gura
Friday probably RC Girls collab with Mori
Saturday No Gura
Sunday Maybe Gura

>>4726885
She will still stream today/tomorrow. But probably will have her usual 2-3 day break that she has been pushing back.

has she personally commissioned any fanart ?

>>4727057
i'm pretty sure she commissioned some thumbnail illustrations from vyolfers, but i don't recall whether it was explicitly confirmed they were commissioned.

oh no
https://files.catbox.moe/jj3aeq.png

>>4724097
Let's be honest here - Earthbound is a 20 year old game that can only be played on SNES and it also feels like Nintendo themselves don't particularly care to reintroduce it to the current audience

Pretty sure the newer generation of gamers only know Nes and Lucas through Smash.

>>4726885
Yea. 2-3 days. It sounded like it would be spread out like 2 in the weekdays and 1 on the weekend. Hence the mention of weird.

>>4727195
>It's not on Switch
I don't get it.

>>4727195
it's on the mini SNES emulator box they released a couple of years ago, too.

it seems like it's been ages since she had two days off in a row.

For those of you who tend to suffer from severe gura withdrawal i hope you can cope with the knowledge that this henry stickmin stream is probably up there in her very best. Sharkie was alive and laughing every other second. She was having the time of her life and so were we. This concentrated ener-G (the G stands for gura) should be able to carry you across this week.
Let the voice of love take you higher bros.

>>4727978
It was a lovely trip down memory lane and a great opportunity to learn more about what makes Gura smile. I'm really grateful for it.

Gura said she setup her soundproofing early today
And there was asmr mic nears her pc.
What had she been using it for?

>>4727978
She was also very animated during the superchat readings on Saturday night. The stickmin game today was amazing. Dance off!

>>4728349
she has said repeatedly and in no uncertain terms that she has been testing various acoustic treatments to improve the sound with her ASMR mic.

Oyasumi, chumbuds.

>>4724651
based

>>4728406
birthday asmr
imagine

>>4728873
>Birthday voice pack as merch.
>It's sweet ASMR again.
I'd coom.

>>4728949
>it's sweet samegaki ASMR
I'd GOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I'm still half-hoping she's going to surprise us with princess ASMR. But it seems like she's still getting her audio setup right so I'm not expecting anything.

>>4729217
I want to fuck the shark

>>4729362
Why?

>>4729362
Anyone with a functional brain would agree

>>4729418
The shark is pure sex.

>>4729418
She's a super sexy samegaki who knows exactly what she's doing to me and likes it

>>4727978
I'll be replaying this VOD each night... Mixed in with karaoke and highlight clips...

Cumkeks explain this
Is this your oshi?
https://files.catbox.moe/b5d7h2.webm

>>4729536
She's an absolute klutz and an idiot. Yes.
We are aware.

>>4729536
why did she do it...?

>>4729536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA

I looked up the original song of "electric love" because I love guras cover of it. I thought its a love song but seems like its about drugs. it is a cool song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYr96YYEaZY

>>4729648
Yeah that really caught me guard as well. I actually love her version way more than the actual song, but hers did come of more as a personal love song that you just so happened to be there for, which did add alot to the charm of the song

mmm

>>4729778
she has a real talent for projecting a sense of intimacy with her singing.

>>4729984
ohasame

>>4729536
It's like she was genetically engineered to be the cutest thing ever.

>>4730048
ohasame

>>4730087
no, not the grown in an Atlantean biolab rrats...

>>4723875
What the fuck is she doing?

>>4730908
Playing the Nintendo Switch while eating a popsicle and taking off the panties she accidentally put on.

red glasses frames are a good fit for her

>finally Gura added chat to her screen so that I can close that RAM eating black hole that is the chat
Gura love!

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>4731830
I wish there was a way to chat without seeing the rest of chat.

>>4723866
Gura looks like THAT??

UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>4732015
The best you can do is hide people with filters, but they still eat resources.

Why gura did nothing for pride month?

>>4733294
She's proud of herself whole year long.

After watching yesterday's stream, I am reminded again why Gura is the most popular hololive member.

>>4733294
She's proud of Ame all year long.

how the weakest chumbud looks like

>>4733534
Damn is that what widow/divorced fathers look like?!

GURA I JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4734246
u ok buddy?

>>4734920
I hurt my ankle, got pretty dizzy from the pain, gave the guy delivering my McD's a good scare. I'll live.

>>4735091
Imagine Gura healing your ankle with kisses

>>4735091
>when you just deliver MD and some retard almost kills himself with stairs before you

>>4735121

>>4735154
It could probably happen to Gura too...

>>4735121
yes chef

Ugh, gura withdrawal

>>4735479
Do your reps.

>>4729418
I desire to disperse my seminal fluid into the baby manufacturing organ inside the currently stretching samegaki known as Gawr Gura .

>>4735121
that does make me feel better, i've got the gura cover playlist up too, very soothing

>>4735693
Too late

>>4735765
Play Touhou, Gura!

I wish i had the money to send a letter to Gura but i am a third world student who can barely sustent myself, so i just wrote the letter as a ritual ToT

>>4735950
>ritual
Did it involve dried cum and black market shark fins?

>>4723934
Mailing the letter might be the hardest part of the whole thing for me. Massive feelings of anxiety. Vulnerability too which is not something I'm used to feeling.

>>4736065
>ulnerability too which is not something I'm used to feeling.

>>4736000
My cum belongs inside Gura! Not a fucking paper

>>4736088
Maybe I didn't phrase it right but I never really put myself out there to feel vulnerable.

>>4736065
>wow 4chan is full of terrorist hackers trying to undermine our society
>"Hey guys I want to send a fan letter to this cute girl but I'm really nervous, I worked really hard on it"

>>4736132
Posts like this make me think half the thread is LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOing her.

>>4736148
and pedos

>>4736188
I'm not being sarcastic if that's what you're saying, just an anti-social bag of nerves.

on gardening duties

Play more DMC3, Gura!

Gura cute!

>>4736721
What if she was your gf?

>>4737038
I'd be scared of 2D shark being my GF.

>>4737038
then she would still be cute

How could someone be a gura anti?

>>4737109
cute aggression

>>4737038
I'd actually be happy

>>4737038
no thank you, daughterwife only.

>>4737138
I want to get attacked by Gura.

>>4737210
play DBD survivor on NA servers a lot

>>4737038
I would make sure she actually eats healthy meals. I would go with her for walks on the beach after streams to help her unwind. And then we would have wild sex when we got back home before going to sleep.

>>4736721
What if gura was your pet?

>>4737299
I want to be Gura and Ame's pet.

>>4737038
I'd ask her to either stop streaming or break up with me. Relationship opsec isn't really possible in the long term and backlash would Aloe both of our lives eventually. If streaming is still something she absolutely wants to do then I'd wish her luck, break up and erase our presence together from the internet so it cannot come back to hurt either of us.

Fuck >>4737223 cuckold guys like these that need other males to cover their trophy wives. Literally unable to get off without other males in equation, worse than faggots.

>>4737299
I would touch her all over.

FLATSO!!

>>4737299
I would give her lots of belly rubs

>>4737323
>cover
*covet

>>4737299
Have sex with her since she can't refuse because she's my pet.

>>4737431
>abusing carnivorous pets
[Bad End]

>>4737323

That guy didnt mention other men at all...

>>4737671
>after streams to help her unwind. And then we would have wild sex
sure retard

>>4737702

i hope youre trolling, i find it hard to believe someone is this delusional

I just got back from the post office where I mailed the letter. Anxiety is mostly gone now because at this point I can't change the letter or anything, it's all out of my hands. I hope she likes it though, I really did try my best.

>>4737702
anon, your 3rd grade english reps....

>>4732038
Yes

>>4737746
>>4737779
>reddit spacing
>...
>I WOULD FUCK GURA AFTER STREAMS LETSGOOOO
no but you are

>>4737702

>help her unwind

...where does he say anything about other men?

>have wild sex

...where does he say anything about other men?

Sounds like you have a massive insecurity complex or have never been in a relationship

>>4737299
Id pet her nose alot because sharks love it, also it would be cute to make gura snort

>>4723866
Wait, gura has boobs?

>>4737922
they're stolen

>>4737922
No. She's hydrodynamic.

>>4737765
>I hope she likes it though, I really did try my best.
Good morning and congratulations Anon. I'm proud of you, and you should be too.

>>4737702
I'm not sure how you got anything about other men in my post from that. Streaming is just a job. You are just a viewer and will never be her boyfriend, no one is being cucked. I didn't even consider the concept.

>>4735694
Yes she is

>>4737702

Meds, now.

Stay with me~!

>>4737038
Clearly the only right thing to do is put a ring on her.
>>4737323
>I'd ask her to either stop streaming or break up with me
What an awful choice to lay on someone you care about.

>>4729536
cute cute cuuuuuute!

>>4738294
>What an awful choice to lay on someone you care about.
Alternative is getting Aloe'd, so yeah. Awful, but necessary.

>>4738357
Implying multiple holos don't have boyfriends already. Aloe got fucked over due to a storm of bad luck and fuck ups, not just for having a boyfriend

>>4738357
Anon she's not an idiot, she knows what happens to the careers of idols that get caught with men. She was willing to risk that in the first place. All you'd be doing is forcing her to be cruel to herself.

>>4738481
You've no proof and having your GF put herself out there for coomers is plain degenerate. If she still wants to do it - it's fine, she can do it without me around. If you get off showcasing your trophy wife before large pent-up male audience, that's your personal problem.

Nothing awful in enforcing fidelity in relationship.

>>4738554
>She was willing to risk that in the first place.
Good, that's her choice.
>All you'd be doing is forcing her to be cruel to herself.
I don't agree with my GF streaming for other males, that's cruel to me. It's my choice to leave if she's not willing to stop.

>>4738559
>Nothing awful in enforcing fidelity in relationship.
Do you actually think streaming is the equivalent of a romantic relationship with the chat?

Worst case she can just drop hololive and continue streaming on her own on twitch like a normal person instead of a "pure untouched idol". She can go join the twitch house-wives podcast to bully her bf live on stream.

>>4738559
>>4738590
>performing for an audience is infidelity
>because the audience has men in it
I've decided I don't like you. At all.

>>4724271
Reminder Gura's birthday is coming

>>4738675
That's okay.
>>4738659
>Do you actually think streaming is the equivalent of a romantic relationship with the chat?
Not quite. It's an equivalent of electronic belly-dancing for other males. Why would I want to share my female? If she wants attention from other males so much - she better decide what's more important to her.

I'm going to feel cucked if the girl I watch every day is fucking a dude after her streams, sorry. I don't care how much of a loser people call me for that.

>>4738748
You are fucking retarded. Glad you would ditch her, you don't deserve her.

>>4738659
>Do you actually think streaming is the equivalent of a romantic relationship with the chat?
Not that anon but there are some streamers that do connect with their chat in that way. It's not wrong to want emotional monogamy in a relationship.

>>4738782
>loser
That's a healthy disposition. Fuck whoretubing.
>>4738792
No, you're just a pozzed cuck that either is okay with your woman attentionseeking from other males or needs to show off your trophy wife before other males to get hard.
Both are pathetic. You're supposed to monopolize your partner.

Will sharky stream today

>>4723866
I can't stop staring at these tits and I'm on nofap.

>>4738870
She should. No stream on Tuesday and Wednesday probably.

>>4738870
Yes

>>4738851
She is not a trophy wife. She is a human being.

>>4738899
>I'm on nofap.
doesn't bode well, why are you on 4chan even?

>>4738899
how do you know if someone is on nofap? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

>>4733294
Because she's not gay
You faggot

>>4738954
To push my limits.

>>4738782
>>4738851
You guys either need to stop shitposting or grow the fuck up.

>>4738943
If you're okay with your woman streaming and you don't show her off as a fetish - then you're just a cuck.
>>4738999
No, polygamy, infidelity and letting your woman seek attention from other males aren't "growing up", you were taught wrong. You're broken. Fix yourself then we can talk.

>>4738999
I'm not shitposting. I really will either watch Gura significantly less or stop completely if I find out she has a boyfriend.

>>4739044
I don't even watch any chuubas that collab with males. Fuck that, Coco explained why it's disrespectful to male audience and I agree.

Medios please come and clean this shit up.

Who do you want Gura to collab with?

>>4739093
>Gura is your GF what do?
>>4737038
>ostracising any opinion that doesn't fit your worldview
>JANNIES PLEASE PURGE THE OPPOSITION I CAN'T WIN THIS ARGUMENT!
You are pathetic.

>>4738901
>>4738921

>>4739140
Ina.

>>4737138
Shit makes sense...

>>4739140
Korone

>>4739140
Language barrier makes possibilities too limited. Collabs with Ame are always fun and a safe bet.

>>4737299
Go on daily walks in the park

Ignore manchildren, do your reps. Make her proud.

>>4739140
Pekora

>>4739217
I agree with you. I would love to see more Ame and Gura collabs due to their banter and the shenanigans they get into.

How do you feel about collabs outside of Hololive?

>>4739309
>manchildren
>>4739027
>No, polygamy, infidelity and letting your woman seek attention from other males aren't "growing up", you were taught wrong. You're broken. Fix yourself then we can talk.

>>4739309
Imagine going to the festival with Gura.

>>4739309
For someone that tells other people to grow up you sure are angry about people having different views than you.

>>4739184
Hmm, interesting. I feel like they would need to pick a really fitting game to make it work.

>>4739331
I don't know much english-speaking chuubas outside of hololive. Pikamee is safe-ish bet, but I feel like her energy is more suitable for Ame or Coco.
I'm not familiar with NijiEN yet.

>>4739309
I'd do my reps but currently suffering from a gout attack, maybe when that calms down.

>>4739396
Reps means any form of self-improvement around here. Get on those smile reps.

>>4739140
In a perfect world where there's no language barrier, Rushia. But I'm not sure how it would work with a language barrier. Of the ones she might be able to have a conversation with, probably Haato.

>Gura has stolen Botan's body
What do?

>>4739347
I can smell you from here anon. Go shit up another thread please.

>>4739377
and stop samefagging

>>4739168
It would be cool to see another Smash Bros collab with Ina.

>>4739396
I'm sorry to hear that Anon. I've never had gout before, but I've heard just the slightest weight is agonizing. Maybe grab a book?

>>4739331
This bat. She might need tighter family friendly filter though.

>>4739326
It would be interesting to see it happen for the 1st time, but I don't know how well it would go. haha

>>4739502
>everyone that don't agree with me is a samefag
You're running a conformist inquisition, faggot. Anon is entitled to an opinion different than yours. You're not thread authority, police or standards setter. Fuck off.

>>4738590

>I dont agree with my GF streaming for other males

The insecurity is palpable

>>4739631
>>4738748
>It's an equivalent of electronic belly-dancing for other males. Why would I want to share my female? If she wants attention from other males so much - she better decide what's more important to her.

>>4739529
Ive been getting it since college so I know how to deal with it. Catching up on a vod I missed so its not like I have nothing to do. And yeah, the first time I had a flare up I thought my ankle was broken so I ended up going to the hospital.

>>4739667
What do you think her mesugaki act is?

>>4739734
What relevance this question has? Gura is single and sure not my GF. It's all hypothetical discussion that dumbfucks can't stand anon having different view on apparently. Imagine that.

>>4739473
A Haato collab would make sense. I could see a Rushia collab happening with a game like "Keep Talking and nobody explodes" or something simple like Mario Kart 8

Jeez its guys like this >>4737323
that reenforce my suspisions that majority of Gura fans are literal assburgers with no relationship experience and massive insecurities.
>NOOOOO nobody is allowed to look at muh perfect idol

>>4739535
Who?? And why?

>>4739915
BatAtVideoGames from Twitch. Mori is fun and Gura can learn chat control from her though I doubt it's possible at her size. She's small ~200 viewers chuuba that created her model and several other vtubers.
She's 4chan oldfag in denial too, is German and is quite funny.

>>4739331
>How do you feel about collabs outside of Hololive?
For the most part I'm pretty skeptical about them working. If I had to pick one it'd be Fuyumi Toba because she's very seiso and has high production standards. She has very few viewers though, so from a viewer exchange standpoint it'd be very one sided. I'd rather see her become part of EN2.

>>4739331
All the NijiEN are fine. All of Gura's sisters are fine. I don't know or care about anyone else.

>>4739867
>nobody is allowed
Of course it's allowed: I'm not her warden. I would just tell her that I don't like it and leave if she still chooses to seek attention from other males over it. Are you going to call me mean names for this now? Gonna cry? Maybe shit and piss yourself?

>>4739667
hold true to your beliefs anon. You are right

>>4739688
That's the spirit. Stay strong chumbud.

>>4739140
Ame, except they're having gay sex live on stream

>>4740120
>YURI
>WHAT'S THAT?

>>4740128
Gawr "Yuri? I like where this is going" Gura

>>4740128
I don't like anything to do with feet!

smol cat shark sex

>>4740059
Haha well I know that one of Gura's "sisters" is kinda yabe. I think that a Pomu (NijiEN) collab might be good.

Gura should watch Patra to boost her asmr skills

>>4739309
I finished my forearm reps a while ago, i'm feeling good

>>4740225
*taps mic*

I want to roughly fuck Gawr Gura until she's a quivering, panting mess of bruised skin and bodily fluids. I'll then put a collar on her and chain her to the foot of the bed, leaving only a bowl of water and a puppy training pad beside her. I'll make her beg me to use the pad, and I'll stand over her as she pees while telling her what a worthless slut she is. I'll wake her up at 2am by spreading her open and mercilessly pounding away at her ass. I'll finish on her chest, leaving her to clean up the mess as I go back to sleep. In the morning, I'll remove her collar and we'll head to the shower. I'll gently wash every inch of her body and eat her out as a reward for being such a good girl. I'll tell her how much I love her, and we'll then take to the bed to cuddle and nap the afternoon away.

>>4739803
I just want to know, since you clearly don't support having a gf that streams, where do you draw the line? Would you not date someone if they were a singer or a voice actor? Im genuinely curious if you just have an issue with streaming or you want a girl that becomes a complete talk to no one shut in because you're dating.

>>4740128
That was genuinely one of gura's cutest moments, she knew what yuri was and she pretended to act stupid. This shark is so fucking precious

>>4740322
Based

>>4740539
On what?

>>4740580
Cute and funny

>>4740538
It's not even in her top 10 cutest moments, get that recency bias outta here.

>>4740656
Do you have a list then?

>>4740656

I hope she plays more subnautica today. She's in danger of forgetting everything and never playing it again if she waits too long.

>>4740254
Funny, I'm listening to her ASMR right now.
Patra is way more skilled than Gura, obviously, but Gura's ASMR is special and I would be fine if she simply made more of that. Fuck I'm kinda envious of Japs.

>>4740527
I draw a line on e-thots and chuubas being 21st century solution to massive issue of lonely incels in 1st 2nd world societies and I don't want my woman to seek attention from this kind of audience.
>voice actor
Huge separation between personality and character, lines are literally written for them.
>singer
Depends what kind, the one with tours and concerts and live performances - definitely not.
>talk to no one shut in
There's a very thick, obvious line between having huge male audience and having some male acquaintances.

>>4740857
I don't mind her ASMR not being perfect. Parts of it being impromptu or scuffed adds to the charm and makes it feel special. It humanizes the whole thing if that makes sense.

>>4740656
Ive been watching gura since her debut and it is easily one of the cutest things she's done

>>4740943
flaws make for perfection

>>4740943
Gura minds. Why do you think she's trying so hard to get that acoustic shit correct?

>>4740968
I know she minds. She's very conscious about lots of things that other people don't mind. The most I can do is support her and let her know that I do like what she has done.

>>4740968
She really, really wants us to hear her heartbeat loudly and clearly. love you Gura

>>4740711
Hey guys it's ya boy cunnymuncher9001 and today we're counting down the Top 10 Cutest Gura Moments
>Number 10 : That time she dropped her cookie.
...
>Number 1 : Listening to Gura's heartbeat during ASMR
Don't forget to like comment and subscribe, and if you like what i do you can support me on patreon to gain access to my discord and to recieve more cute and/or funny videos a whole day before they're made public. Links to all my social media are in the description.

>>4741089
I would unironically subscribe to this channel.

>>4741089
>it's ya boy cunnymuncher9001
This guy's probably got some pretty good folders on his PC.

>>4741073
>listen to heartbeats
>get an erection
I'm sick in the head.

>>4741202
Thank god, I'm not alone.

>>4741173
yeah man, gigabytes of old dragonball memes, I bet he has a whole folder just dedicated to abstract daily dose images

>>4741089
Lol I think there's already a clipper who does exactly that. /ggg/ probably has a better opinion than people like that

>>4741202
Dunno the psychology behind it since heartbeats usually indicate danger in games, but the ASMR kind really puts me at ease

>>4741239
You got it man those are exactly what I definitely had in mind, you're like some sort of mind reader.

>>4741256
the psychology is that you're regressing to a time where you had spent 9 months inches under your mother' beating heart

Work just decided to ramp up and dump massive hours on everyone here and I’m about to die. I miss Gura.

>>4741202
Intimacy with the cute girl you want to fuck is hot, who knew.

>>4741255
I remember some time ago in /jp/ hlgg someone linked a taiwanese podcast that just discussed Gura

>>4741256
>heartbeats usually indicate danger in games
There are two differences: one is feeling your heartbeat from running, being fatigued, scary, and ofc that's the kind of hearbeat used in scary games to try and make you immersed into the game.
But Gura's one there is like listening to your woman's heartbeat or as the anon said reminds you of your mother's heartbeat inside the womb.
What I mean is, the only time you listen to someone's else heartbeat is when you're very close to them, like in an embrace or lying on the bed

>>4741311
I bet she misses you too anon

>>4736721
Did not expect a "Gura cute!" post to be the cause of this thread being turned to shit.

>>4741073
the thing she needs most for that is a stethoscope.

>>4741381
>>4741311
25% accuracy

>>4741202
>I'm sick in the head.
Why? Listening to the heartbeat of someone you care about is extremely intimate.

>>4741385
Gura cute posters cannot be held responsible for people replying to them with random comments. Gura cute.

>>4741294
Nah my mother was psychologically abusive, I don't want to hear her heartbeat. Gura's is nice though.

>>4741089
https://youtu.be/hzFUNNySy8A

>>4741444
don't forget to akasupa Gura about that next time

>>4741465
Hell no. I keep my shitposting contained.

>>4741202
>>4741424
It's kind of sad that so many people seem to divorce emotional intimacy from sexual intimacy.

I wonder if once Gura gets the asmr set up perfectly she'll start doing ASMR streams a lot more frequently. She seems to really like them, maybe she enjoys the intimacy as much as we do

If only there was a way for Gura to be dripping with sweat and not uncomfortable.

>>4741610
I hope so. Eventually all the people who aren't really into them will get bored and fuck off, and we can have comfy ASMR and/or RP streams until she gets sick of them.

>>4741616
Sauna streams are the future, clearly.

Is it just me or does Gura have the weirdest eating habits? She regularly eats McDs but also eats alot of vegan substitutes and protein supplements, it just doesn't make much sense to me.

>>4741773
Poverty eating habits

>>4741773
it's like saturday church anon
sin all week
pray 1 day

>>4741773
It makes sense when you realize she's trying to improve her eating habits and is also very lazy.

>Go to bed after watching Gura stream stickmin for 2.5hrs
>Check the channel at lunch to warch the rest
>She streamed for another 2.5hrs
Gura is quite the trooper.

>>4741877
She was having tons of fun she rode it out all the way to the end. It was great, you'll really enjoy it.

Shark wakey wakey

Good morning Gura.

Every day with shark in it is a good day.

>>4741773
women are like that, it's fine

>>4741822
I'm in the same boat. I order a 20 pack carton of instant noodles and pretend it's okay to keep eating them because I put fresh veg in the broth

>>4742278
I don't remember posting this what the fuck

>>4742251
Nah, don't be like that. I do the same thing sometimes. Usually not with vegan food but I cycle between eating healthy and unhealthy a lot.

eat more frozen meals gooruh, they're the lazy person's friends

>>4742352
Better is to make stuff home cooked and then vaccum seal and freeze it yourself.

>>4742352
it's even easier than delivery!

What does everyone think she's going to stream tonight? My guess is subnautica but I could also see her going with mario again so that she doesn't get too engrossed and has plenty of time for superchat reading

>>4742387
yeah sure, it's "better" but we both know she's going to feel like it's a huge chore to cook and freeze stuff and end up ordering fast food or eating stuff that's even worse.

>>4742426
Mario was kino as fuck, I'd love to see more of it.

>>4742426
Metal gear solid 3

>>4742387
>Better is to make stuff home cooked
That takes hours of cooking and cleaning ain't nobody sane have time for that unless they're full time housewife and enjoy it.

>>4742440
The trick is to just make a lot of stuff and freeze when you're in the mood for cooking, that way it's there when you're not in the mood and tempted to order carry out.

>>4742495
She does talk about making her own meals, it's just difficult to do it all the time if you don't meal prep.

>>4742495
Cooking doesn't have to take that much time. You don't need a fancy 5-course meal every time. I spend <1 hour preparing stuff for a beef stew, through it in my slow cooker, and can get like 5-7 meals out of that.

>>4742527
and Pekora talks about learning guitar
>>4742577
it does if you're cooking a VARIETY of dishes
if you're eating same shit for 5-7 meals you're going to get food fatigue and order a tasty delivery instead halfway through

this shit simply doesn't work

in any civilized country you can order healthy and somewhat tasty home-made meals ready for microwave (not frozen ones) delivered to you every couple days, 3-5 meals any kind of calorie load or diet you would want

I don't understand why more holos don't use that option. Don't like people coming at your house? Specify leave-and-go-away delivery.

>>4742495
Imagine dating Gura and getting to cook meals for her all day.

>>4742721
well as I said, housewife that enjoys cooking for her family is about the only way it would work
ain't nobody that lives alone has motivation to cook variety of dishes for himself

>>4742656
>in any civilized country you can order healthy and somewhat tasty home-made meals ready for microwave (not frozen ones) delivered to you every couple days, 3-5 meals any kind of calorie load or diet you would want
yes, but i am also incredibly picky and *will* put off eating the spaghetti carbonara (which I really like) in my fridge until its a week and a half expired simply because i'm not in the mood for pasta

>>4742759
You can set up a list of ignored ingredients for these services until it's longer than your /pol/ filter. There's fierce competition among delivery services like this and you can always find something that you like provided you life in a somewhat urbanized area.

>>4742426
ASMR please

>>4729217
jeasus those thighs.

>>4742829
she's never going to do the research to figure out which delivery services are good if she even lives in an area where they're common

>>4742907
>research
Just try couple of days of each it's not like she's pressed for money. It took me time to find the decent one too, it's the 4th that I tried in 5 years.

>>4742969
doesn't matter, she's hilariously indecisive and won't even order a single one

Gura cute

>>4742426
>What does everyone think she's going to stream tonight?
Didn't she say she wanted to read SCs? Might as well be some short talking stream

>>4742997
yes, i recall the time recently that she decided on tendies over nuggets and still didn't order.

>>4743085
Minecraft zatsudan would be nice again. She could turn off superchat if she wants

>>4742481
That would be the day

>>4738734
Sent off my gift for her at the post office just now. Hope it gets to her in time. My head is worried, but my heart isn't.

>>4744046
By gift you just mean letter/drawing right? They won't accept physical items and will throw them out.

Would she secretly enjoy it if I sent semen?

got any vids where gura talks about her mom?

>>4741700
I'm looking forward to gardening ASMR, that sounds lovely.

>>4744291
Especially because she seems really excited about gardening. It's nice having her share her hobbies.

>>4744291
Maybe I'll get some basil or other herb seeds and just plant them and put them in a windowsill.

>>4744291
Same. Although it will probably only be audio since she is paranoid about leaking anything. The downside of vtubers is that we miss out on stuff like this.

Any new games that you want to see Gura play next?

>>4744800
Apex

>>4744800
Still Bioshock.

>>4744800
Overwatch with Ame
Let's gooooo

>>4744839
Is this a joke?

>>4744800
System Shock remake.

Gura soon

>>4744878
If it is, I unironically want to see Gura play Apex as a collab with someone. Anyone.

>>4744878
No, she said she wants to improve her aim. Also i could streamsnipe and feed her kills
>>4744842
Seconded

>>4744800
Eurotruck simulator.

Wouldn't a GTA playthrough be great though?

>>4745213
YES. IT WOULD.

>>4744800
Pipe dream, but kingdom hearts. KHUX ending renewed my interest in it, and 1/2 at least have vaguely coherent stories.

>>4745213
I want to see Gura do GTA RP. She keeps bringing it up, I have a feeling she (not so) secretly wants to do it

>>4744585
it's not a downside. optical cameras have no place in this medium.

>>4745348
Me too, but she needs people to RP with, so... good luck, Gooruh.

>>4745479
No, they're fine for cooking streams. I don't see why gardening would be different.

>>4745531
the camera in cooking streams does nothing for me

>>4745479
I mean I would prefer to actually see the gardening in action. I would like to see the love and care she puts in handling the plants and flowers.

>>4745562
She mentioned taking progress pictures, which is good enough for me.

>>4744107
It's acceptable within the restrictions they have posted on their website, but I did have to ship it as a parcel because it was a little too thick for automated mail sorting.

>>4744800
>I've never played Undertale
REVENGE OF THE UNDERTALE ARC

>>4739140
Rushia she seems to really like Gura, just need to find a game where the language barrier is not a problem

>>4745348
I think she just kinda wants to RP in general, which is why I'm happy she'll get a chance with the TTRPG. A GTA playthrough would still be fun though.

It's a shame most of the games I can think of recommending that aren't RPGs or puzzle games are old PS2 games. Things like Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper, and GTA Vice City were my jam.

>>4745855
>old PS2 games. Things like Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper, and GTA Vice City
Those seem to be a lot of her favorite/nostalgic games as well. I remember she said she really wanted to play a lot of them but getting permissions for those games is impossible.

Really unfortunate since I grew up with all of those as well and would love to see her play them again.

>>4746000
Maybe there might be some hope in the remakes. Like Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, or Ratchet and Clank for the PS4. I haven't played any of those remakes though.

>be me
>simple guy
>all I ever wanted was to start a family, have kids
>everyday I come back from work to my empty, silent flat
>microwaving ready meal
>sit down and watch her stream and clips
>makes me feel like she is my daughter, coming back from school, ready to tell me all about her day
>Papa loves you, my darling little shark

>>4745832
Super smash bros collab with Kiara translating?

>>4746000
I think getting perms for the sly trilogy on ps3 might be a bit easier, plus its excuse to play sly 4, even if that one is a bit underwhelming as a followup to 3.

>>4746068
You're in for a rude awakening when she drops the samegaki ASMR and you're having very conflicting feelings for your daughter. Unless you're into that, which would be based.

>>4746068
What's stopping you from starting a family or adopting?

>there's exciting stuff coming
https://streamable.com/a8zjkh

>>4746418
What country do you live in that lets single men adopt children?

>>4746585
>wants to torture chat
>ends up torturing herself instead
Sasuga sharky

>>4746612
Well, a quick google search indicates that it's certainly legal in pic related country

>>4746791
May be legal, but good luck getting a foster home to actually let you adopt if you aren't straight and married. Otherwise its "bad family values" or they'll just assume your a pedo

>>4746585

>>4746842
I agree that it's probably harder. Not impossible though. If anon is desperate enough for familial love, then it's an option.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB5MYIkz7TM
Memebers karaoke out of nowhere

>>4747129
And I was just thinking about how much I wanted a karaoke. This comes at just the right time.

>>4747129
This shark is too good to us. Lets gooooooo

>>4747129
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4747129
I'm super excited.

>>4747129
love gura. happy.

>>4747129
My day was already going pretty good because I was riding the high of last night's stream, and this just made it so much better

i have been awake for 25 hours

>>4746585
>>4746641
It's very understandable. When you care about what you're telling people and things go awry, even if it's not your fault, everything just feels like an excuse. For some people it feels like everything goes wrong all the time so they don't make promises.

Gura is a very honest person. Yes, I realize that she lies on-stream and some part of the happiness she puts on is a mask. But that's just image, the job. She's afraid to make a commitment she can't keep. That demonstrates more honesty than a white lie about yuri demonstrates dishonesty.

>>4747129
>2am bong time
lads im still shattered from stickmin last night how long does karaoke normally last?

>>4747321
always between 1 and 3 hours, average is probably about 1:30 or 1:40.

>>4747310
I know, my post was more tongue in cheek than anything. I love our shark and everything she does for us.

>>4747310
lying means deceiving people. pretending not to know something while in character absolutely and categorically is not lying.

>>4747321
A hour and a half of so usually. If Gura feels like it, can be stretched to three with superchat reading and talking things.
This one is denoted as "mini" so I imagine an hour.

>>4747129
I was about to end it all. Gura saved me.

>>4747129
God I love her so much. What a wonderful surprise.

>>4747415
GURA I WAS ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF BUT YOUR KARAOKE STAYED MY HAND LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4747129
Whelp, guess I'm going to weep like a child tonight.