/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like Lia only Lia always
Lia

https://www.youtube.com/live/cC2_Ix36oB8
Starting

I like how Phase Connect's biggest public yab is that fishman sells overpriced coffee.

>>47389553
... liar

>>47389553
Nvm
Cancel the thread

>>47389553
anon...

>>47389565
IT'S GOOD COFFEE

>>47389553
>Starting
>isn't actually starting

I love Shiina!

Will this be kino, cringekino, or just cringe?

>>47390236
It will end by damichi trapping Pippa inside the box

>>47388333
What now?

>>47389565
>overpriced
it is worth every penny my good man

>>47390450
Wait until phase weekly

PIPKIN (and Neuro) WILL BE MINE
or Kiara's. The infernal lagomorph deserves retribution fron the Phoenix who now survives as the Hero of Hololive Idol Culture.

>>47390236
It will not happen lul
But if it will I hope that they make plans to play ark eventually

>>47390236
You already know how this will end. Pippants ALWAYS. Pippanties FOREVER.

>>47390535
So I should just skip Lori and Wemi?

Pippa LOVE

>>47390581
Only Michi

All times EDT / UTC / JST

11:30 / 15:30 / 00:30 - Iori block game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yPusQnF0Q

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Lumi Sifu
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Remi Walmart date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrpPtOobj8

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Panko debunking Italian stereotypes
YT Link TBD

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Yuri video premiere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLAFXxucKCw

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Hime collab with Rin Penrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63TOvISGYXI

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Remi members only stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfEPGZ_KmI0

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime RFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaSvZAPAznc

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Hime wife
Hime life
Himesweep

Did we ever figure out why Pippa hates Lia?

Schedulema promised the schedule would be posted later in the day
that was 13 hours ago...

>>47390833
You mean Lisa? Pretty sure she loves her Phase Connect genmates bro

>>47390737
>23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime RFA
I don't know if I will survive this

>>47390833
>hates Lia
Pippa is gang affiliated now. She is a Lia Licker.

I Haven't been in the threads lately, Yuri and Tenma collab today right?

Pippa loves all her genmates

>>47391031
No, they hate each other.

>>47391022
>israel
>>47390833
get fucked Pippa LOVES Lia. Even Henri is shitting on your bait.

>>47391031
yeah, with my penis

>>47391031
why did you abandon your family?
are we not good not enough for you?

Why is the minecraft stream privated?

>>47391089
Meanwhile in the Palace of Justice...

>>47391203
I was playing video games while watching streams instead of shitposting.
I only have 2 monitors and so many brain cells that function still.

>>47391260
niggers in game chat

>>47391031
>Yuri and Tenma
what

>>47391260
Some people had nigger in their name. Also Pippa said "white power" towards the end.

>>47391371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLAFXxucKCw
What else does the binary mean? Some kind of video about Phase I think.

>>47390737
>Panko debunking Italian stereotypes
This oughta be good

>>47391433
I tuned in literally as she said it, in my office.
Classic pippa.

>>47391678
What Italian stereotypes are there? The only ones I can think of are basically pizza/pasta/laziness.

>>47391879
There's also the romanticised mafia stereotypes.

>>47391879
Crime statistics

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Stressed!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Gas huffer!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>47391678
>da panko is entirely sustained on Pizza
Fact Check: False
Da Panko is only 50% sustained by Pizza

>>47391798
And then immediately afterwards she went on a rant about how much she hates "riggers" and how "riggers ruin everything", "damn riggers".

>>47389478
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

>>47383841
>Why is lemon woman so enthusiastic about having lewds drawn of her?
Same reason Peepo is.

>Pippa shaves
>Lumi can't dance
>Yuri's RM isn't flat
>Tenma might not even be 30 yet
Lotta Ls for Phase lately...

>>47392403
>"hag" is younger than me
My entire life is a lie

>>47392403
>Pippa shaves
??? I wonder if her furry boyfriend is okay with that.

>>47392403
Buy the coffee

>>47392403
That means I can still save Tenma!

>>47392403
>Lumi can't dance
This is a W

>>47391089

Panko where?

lumi sleepy

>>47392403
Lumi is astoundingly white and I love every bit of it

>>47392585
>lumi sleepy
What this image lacks is mobile phone in hand as she doomscrools maros and /pcg/ for 6 hours.

Good morning I hate femanons so fucking much.

>>47392845
Me too, I want to stab them with my dick.

>>47392845
Lumichads...
Liabros...
Pippabozos...

catch

>>47392403
The worst offense is that Pippa wears both pippants and pippanties.
It's fucking over.

>>47393195
At least Sleepa confirmed pippa still leaves days/weeks old food and drinks lying around.

>>47393001

>phase weekly is 5AM JST
fish wtf

>>47393195
Pippants are up in the air. Pippanties... I don't know. Maybe I can still trust.

>>47393344
Poor michi

>>47393403
burakku kigyou

>>47393403
>>47393344
>implying Michiru has enough of a life to care

>>47390737
i cooka da pizza ah ha ha da gabagool, you cooka da spaghetti wrong ah ha ha

>>47392403
>Tenma might not even be 30 yet
You cant do this to me...

>>47393628
Not just that, but if it's also true, Tenma is gorgeous

JOI FROM THE BLUE BEAR

>>47391879
I can think of many more, but they are all mostly true, setting the positive ones aside.

>>47393815
Aside from that being hot (which it is make no mistake) what pleases me is that she's getting more confident about it. IIRC she kinda fucking hated her own voice more than people generally do for a long-ass time.

/pcg/ blind date meetup when
i think we have enough femanons for everyone

>>47393815
She was ovulating through that whole stream and I was hard. Is it still up?

>>47392585
why are her tits so reflective
does she oil up before bed?

>>47394117
We just had sex so she's very sweaty.

>>47394106
Was this the vomit stream? If so, yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHHSoTTSmlM&t=10680s

>>47394060
We have about 15 for a thread that averages about 80 IPs, but 4channers historically tend to trend Bi so it'll probably work out.

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>47394282
Is there an Uruka Iora?

>>47394282
I literally can't believe there's people who think the alert didn't make it better.

>>47394617
Yeah, me.

>>47391022
>licker
I thought we'd gotten rid of all those extremists and only had likers left.

The anon updated the site

https://kanekolumi.moe/

Why doesn't Pippa just hire a maid/hazmat team to routinely clean up her filth?

Why doesn't Pippa just hire me to sniff all of her biohazard clothing?

>>47395423
Pippa loves reptiles too, 0/10 chart see me after class

>>47395572
You can always @ the guy on her discord to update it

>>47394500
15/80 is actually pretty high for 4chan: only half of the overoll stats that include female majority boards

>>47394617
I thought the BWAAAs were hilarious

>>47394106
Drunk Uruka sure is something else, isn't she ?

/pcg/ status?

buck broken

>>47391143
Hawt

>>47395572
Pippa also does not currently have any goals after fulfilling her previous ones.

>>47396043
still a little sleepy

>>47396164
She wants to start volunteering at an animal shelter though.

>>47393583

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM

>>47396043
Reclining.

>>47396043
Happy. This morning I tested out the rc car I was repairing while watching pippa streams all this week and it works fine.

>>47396274
I COOKA DA PIZZA!

>>47396274
The walking italian stereotype is going to debunk herself?

>>47396274
>30 minutes of Panko failing to debunk anything followed by an impromptu switch into Dark Souls 3

>>47396324
That's pretty neat an-non.

I had a delicious Oklahoma burger and would like to dedicate it to Pippa.

Airi...

>>47396407
She's going to debunk herself and phase out... no...

Anon-san, it's time for your daily dose of Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yPusQnF0Q

>>47396864
Only for you deer...

>>47396864
Please play WoW again...

Tenma.

I hope Lia has fun doing her JP translation this weekend!

also did the lora god ever release his Lia AI prompts?

>>47389478
Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow is streaming
PREGATHON 2023 HOW MANY BABIES CAN WE MAKE???? OMG PRERGNT????? NO WAY NO WAY AAAAAH

>>47396043
Bisexual

>>47397117
good morning femanon

reminder Invaders will be announced during Lia's stream today

>>47396864
>model unblinking
>hair still waving
>the black bar over her eyes
ominous

>>47396043
the usual

>>47397262
but anon there is no lia stream today

mmmmh deer milkies.

Why are slow chats always like this?

>>47391022
>real
Do you think Pippa has ever Lia posted itt? Is she one of the erp posters?

Lumi status?

>>47397223
Good morning anon!

>>47391022
if pippa is a lia licker, does that make them to most power fanbase?

>>47397603
Rumors say that the homestuck posters are Lia, Rie and Yuri. Pippa very well could be a homestuck poster.

>>47397620
hibernating

>>47397620
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1647265612857503751
10 minutes

>>47397833
>implying she won't get tummy hort and die instantly needing to cancel the stream
Why do you trust?

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1647265589633884160
Wemi had another blackout so the Walmart date was moved to tonight...

>>47397223
I can fix her

>>47397909
When she cancels she does it hours before or hours after it was supposed to start. No inbetween.

This is Pippa's therapist?

cat sex

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
EGGLESS HOURS

>>47396274
can't wait for the panc

>>47397996
That was me.
I couldn't wait so I'm gonna have a date with wemi irl

>>47398168
This is more accurate

>>47398317
wait... your panc has raccoon markings...

Panko fucks my cock

>>47397996
I want to kidnap Wemi and take her to a Costco

Is there anybody time zone which is appropriate to watch Panko's stream?

>>47398445
what?

>>47398387
just a trick of the light

>>47398445
I guess you meant "any" instead of "anybody", right? Since it's a Saturday, I'd say USA West Coast all up to like Turkey or something? Everywhere else it's either very late or just in the middle of the night.

>>47398428
>Pippanties
Fail.

PANC PHASE OUT!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust hours!

>>47394060
Can transisanons be counted as femanons?

>>47389478
Honestly Nasa should graduate and phase into a loving happy long-term marriage with me.

lumi lazy lol

Lumi feels like oversleeping just like the rest of us.
So relatable

>>47398629

>>47398833
penc luv

i have dozens and dozens of panko squibbies, and i can't find the one i want with the pinched fingers gesture

>>47397040
Why is she like this?

lumi...

I love this Panda

ALL VTUBERS ARE RRATS

>>47397223

>>47398909
It's on the site

Who is the best singer in Phase Connect? What is their best song?

>at end of the day no one is your friend etc etc
Yeah lumi, skill issue.
Plenty of vtubers are friends for life,acquire better circles

>>47399063
grazie

>>47399075
Pippa and Pippa the ripper. That shit is a banger.

>>47399075
All phase girls sucks at singing, wrong company if you look for singers

lumi parasocial arc! nice!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

just blew a fat load to Lia

Lumi experiencing being a male for the first time

>>47394060
You want a blind date? Fine, I'll play along. You will meet me at the local McDonalds at exactly 11:56am, that will give you exactly 4 minutes to stand in line and get me an order of chicken tendies with fries and a small orange drink. We will sit precisely 2 tables away from the air condition which I will have my back to for adequate cooling. If I massage my upper arms and look away from you it means I am cold and you should give me your jacket; by the way you should wear a jacket. Shorts are fine as long as you don't have very scabby legs, that's a major turnoff. The jacket should provide adamant warmth and not have any weird patterns or bad words on it. A football hoodie is preferred, if you do not have one I will email you a few choices before the meet up.
Once we have both finished lunch you will tell me what a good time you had and how interesting and pretty I am then walk me to my car where you will extend your hand for a handshake. If you go for a sudden hug or try and kiss me I will recoil and very likely scream and the date will be ruined. Once a few days have passed I will total up your score including conversation topics, body language, appearance, courtesy, and how much you make as well as if you still live with your parents which will count for double. If you score an 83 or higher, I will consider another date. If you score lower then I will likely just ghost you.

>>47399017
Brat needs correction!

>>47389691
have you bought? how does it compare to store bought coffee?

>>47399394
This is the most erotic thing I've read in days.

>>47399394
T. Falls for the first non threatening guy who smiles at her

Lumi

>>47399487
>lori image
Change guy to shota

[Lumi News]
She has frienzoned thousands of men in grad school.

oh no she's coping.

Lumi news: She has two boyfriends.

>>47399659
yeah both of my personalities

>>47399659
Yeah, me. And my twin brother. Who is also me.

>>47399659
yeah me and my clone

>>47399659
I'm the gay one

>Lumi thinks it's weird for a woman to have her guy friends at her own wedding
This is possibly the most retarded take I've heard from her all year

Femanons are not real, stop falling for psy-ops

This woman needs a husband now.

>>47399394
Ioriposter knows her worth
brat correction required

>>47399075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXD9T5U2ZX4

[lumi news] she is not ugly

praying to god this Michiru clip makes it into phase weekly. I busted my ass 16 hours to get it in before the deadline (I am a slow and bad at editing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2UjS4pMoLM

This is the slowest /pcg/ I've ever seen. That heatwave Lumi was complaining about must have killed off half the regulars.

I'm not a femanon.

>>47399902
that means she's super ugly

>>47399933
So?

Lumi news: She thinks 71 degrees F is too hot.

>>47399923
It has to be reddit approved.
Also posting this to 4chan disqualifies you.

>>47399977
She's right.

>>47399923
good luck bro

>>47399922
You're just a newfag is all.

>>47399902
ehh where's the proof lumi?

I love tenma and want her to be happy!

>>47400007
Texas here, anything under 90 is cool.

>>47399977
It's her Slavic genes

>>47399394
>Once we have both finished lunch you will tell me what a good time you had and how interesting and pretty I am
Next. I could take the McDonalds and the football hoodie, but that's awful. It undermines sincere compliments too

>>47399977
I might be in love.

>>47399923
Good luck.

Since I'm British, can use old colonial law and my superiority within the commonwealth to force Rie to marry me?

>>47400026
Pippa has read my name at the end of a stream from the list of names.
Can you say the same?

Panko Manko!

>>47400102
>British
>my superiority
lmao

>>47400131
She did that for a long time. I don't think that disqualifies you from being a newfag.

>>47400237
What language are you posting in, anon?

>>47400330
American

>>47400365
Go to bed, Pippa.

>>47399394
You can also just be a shota and this femanon will slurp the virginity out of your cock

Lumi stop being parasocial with chat and get a real boyfriend already

>>47400543
As long as it's me.

>>47400543
yeah me

lumi is getting a pussy to stroke

Iori's screams heal my soul.

>>47400669
she should get a dog instead

Lumi sounds like she would be a good wife

Lumi will own nothing and live in the pod.

>>47400330
had things gone better it would have been German

>>47400809
Sounds like a lot of maintenance.

>>47400831
Nein.

>>47400866
>buys nothing, owns nothing
>high maintenance
what

I wish Iori would do a handcam stream...

Phase Friend Takanashi Kiara is streaming with Phase Friend Neuro-Sama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayqQTwnfDjk

>>47400928
Isn't it a little on the nose to use a jew?

>>47400942
I wish Lumi would do a handcam stream...

>>47400978
>phase friend

>>47400888
The constant moving, constant self improvement , I just want to work and sit at my desk.

>>47401018
you've seen lumi's hands already, we've never seen deer's hands

>>47400978
Shut up henri

>>47400942
I bet they are pure sex.

>>47400928

>>47400942
i want wemi do a bushcam stream...

Is SilentQuasar an unironic cuck or what

>>47401247
who?

lumi would flip if she was my display case full of expensive rust metal

>>47401309
The cuck who keeps using bits to tell Lumi to get a boyfriend/husband

saw*

How do I become a Phase Friend?

>>47401536
Post your streams in dead hours

>>47401536
Collab with one of the talents.

>>47401536
Be live during dead hours

>>47401536
Anyone who streams and is not a Phase Enemy is a Phase Friend.

>>47397752
I'm not schizo enough to hallucinate that any of you are anything other than 50 year old men in your mother's basements, but if they were /here/:
>Panko: manko beggar
>Lumi: /pol/ tourist
>Tenma: anti-anti
>Uruka: newfag learning to lurkmoar
>Yuri: artfag homestuckposter
>Pippa: oldfag shitposter trolling the thread with literal pictures of shit in toilets and other dead memes
>Lia: schizoposting bito bl lover
not sure about the others, but remember none of them are really /here/ you are being gaslit by horny 50+ year old men who like to rp as anime women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayqQTwnfDjk
Phase Friend Neuro-Sama is collabing with Phase Friend Kiwawa! Lia did a really good job in her collab. Watching a little bit of this one made me really proud.

>>47401861
>Phase Friend Kiwawa

Pippa's new profile pic is fucking me up. I have to stare at my desktop notifs for a moment wondering who that is before I remember.

>>47401536
Just suck a Liker's cock

How do I become a Phase Enemy?

Has Shipkin Shippa participated in war crimes?

>>47401971
Be a vtweeter.

>>47401971
Be bannedvtmemes

>>47401971
Publicly refuse to join Phase Connect

Are any of you fags going to cyber sakura?

>>47401971
Everyone in /pcg/ is already a Phase Enemy.

>>47402019
Yuri is not a Phase Enemy.

>>47401971
Be unaware of what Phase Connect is and upon being asked on stream, ask the genuine innocent question of what Phase Connect is.

>>47402088
Is Pippa a Phase Enemy?

It's fine not to have friends, and there are people who are happier like that... but such people generally don't feel the need to remind everyone that they're happy alone.

>>47402263
>streams over everyone else
>doesn't raid her genmates
>doesn't collab with them either unless forced to (Phase Weekly)
>constantly causing trouble for the company
>racist
>sexist
>homophobic
always has been

>>47402323
You can be fine with being alone but still be aware that something's missing in your life.

>>47402323
She's on her period, please understand.

>>47402263
Pippa may be the biggest Phase Enemy of all

>>47402263
that iron lung meme got me

>>47402019

Pippa can barely speak English why did they make her do Phase Weekly with JP talent?

>>47401971
Be a Capipi who resists their conversion to Harines.

>>47402593
Pippa speaks english?

>>47402593
Because it's cute.

>>47402593
>sou desu ne
>sou desu ne
>sou desu ne

>>47402263
Funny meme but Pippa wouldn't tweet something this revolting

>>47402653
Barely.

Da Michi should be in her box during the Weekly

Pippa is babby

>>47399923
Looks like your clip exceeded 3 minutes
Better luck next time

>>47402614
>you will join ze harines
>you will watch ze minecraft
>you will watch ze brazil
>you will take care of ze hygiene
>and you will be happy

>>47402263
Why is the Iron Lung meme considered mean?

>>47403036
pippa is an adult woman

>>47402706
>i-it doesnt count
It literally doesn't and Pippa would understand that

>>47403036
Pippa is GFE.

Ever since Sleepy cleaned Pippa's room, she's changed, I bet she even cleaned her beef curtains.

>>47403228
bro she could drop dead at any second
bro she's been on death's door since at least 2019
bro she has a deadly debilitating disease
bro she could literally die at any second

>>47403228
You're making fun of a terminally ill woman.

>>47401058
I want to see more of her hands

I was doing other stuff whilst watching loomers and suddenly hearing
>now that I'm not in my 20s anymore
threw me for a loop

>>47403417
kek

>>47403361
Now THAT is funny.

>>47403417
>Tenma might be younger than Lumi

>>47403361
Making fun of the terminally ill is the best because they won't be alive to ruin you with a comeback.

>>47401536
collab or be related to the circle of phase streamers. Most people want to see you do good even if its just to mess with you or shit on you abit for bants. So see about a collab

Is cooking da pizza an Italian stereotype?

>>47403074


Fish man I'm going to fly to Vancouver and turn you into sashimi if you reject a clip for not being 30 seconds of girls squealing without context. It took so much time to cut 17 3 hour long streams down to 4.9 minutes FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Give Phase JP alt costumes and I will spare your life.

>>47403809
Respectfully I don't think that makes sense financially yet

>>47403636
they do, in fact, cooka da pizza

Will Michiru leave the tiny box, or will she pull Pippa in it with her?

>>47404141
If da michi wakes up and sees her shadow and crawls back in the box it means spring is postponed.

>>47403305
PIPPA IS SWE (SISTER WIFE EXPERIENCE)

>>47404141
Michiru has been out of the box for chatting and karaoke before

>>47403247
*Womanchild

>>47404264
Michiru escaping her box has correlated with a global rise in misfortune. Rumors say when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated Michiru was outside of her box.

>>47404497
The last time she got out of the box it was all this general talked about

>>47404497
I think she heard you...

>>47404561
It was very scary

PANDA SOON

>>47403809
Anon, maybe you should put in some more practice before you go around making crazy demands like that.

>lumi malding
Finally the stream is starting.

Panko…

It is time...

>>47404957
Why does this keep happening? Was there a defect at the Panko factory?

>>47405108
NO! everything is under control.

>>47405108
Absolutely not, every Panko is completely functional and safe.

MAMMA MIA IT'S PANKO TEMPO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM

I have returned for the PANC

>Lumi & Yuri liked my Kudoboard submission
Huh. Maybe I'm not killing myself.

BANKOOOOO:DDDDDD
FUUUGGGGG:DDDDDDDDDDD

It's Panko time

>>47405402
*creates counterfeits to lower her value*

Lolis with moustaches are peak culture

>>47405600
Yeah Panko would do that.

>>47405682
I can shave her

30,000 posters dead.

new thread
>>47405852
>>47405852

[Panko News]
she has a moustache

>>47405915
bump

>>47406875
Too early retard

>>47403636
The only people that can cook a pizza for their life in italy are egyptian immigrants