/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Melon

I love Gura the most!

Gura isn't sexy

I presume most chumbies are in bed right now.
It's an earlier stream and all that. I'm just waiting for my download to finish, goom, and then I'll hit the hay myself, I don't want to be too dead for this.

>>47380159
why are you gay?

BUY CROCS
EAT GARLIC BREAD

>>47380175
Why are you a pedo?

>>47380247
spoken like a true semen slurper

>>47380247
Since you ask nicely

It's hot today

>>47380159
>The sex symbol of /vt/
>Isn't sexy

>>47380303
Then take off your stupid hoodie!

>>47380247
Excuse me sir, she may be an autistic womanchild, but she's still an adult.

I will never read threads
I LOVE GURA!!

>>47380357
I understand, but this isn't even bad yet. Give it a few minutes at least.

>>47380357
Thread is quite comfy aftr the stream started

Goooobbbbba

>>47380303
this one is so hot and detailed, I love this

>>47380436
>>47380515
it's become my own ritualpost at this point

Gooba showed up to work this week LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

today she told me to eat a steak, hey gura I'm going to eat steak for my iftar insha allah

>>47380172
Grey tako here, at what time does the watchalong start? Been wondering if I should get Gura's membership just for one month so I can check out her member vods.

>>47380649
All posts on /ggg/ should be ritualposts

>>47380649
>"I will never read threads" has become a ritualpost
The threads have really been under attack that bad for the last little bit, huh.
It'll be all good in the end.

>>47379997
that's a cute OP image.

>>47380864
3PM EST, About 8 hours and 26mins from now.

>>47380955
Thanks

This might be my favorite clip channels
https://youtu.be/HKWGi8p7ZHM

>>47380864
Today, 3pm (EST)

I believe shrok has learnt some Japanese recipes and make better food than gruel and oreos

>>47380928
Thanks that's the first time someone call me cute

>>47380839
if you are truly loyal to Allah you will post a Gawr Gura wearing a hijab alhamdulillah

>>47381115
Shut up fatso.

>>47380172
Alright, my work night is over, my download is finished, I goomed, and I now I slep.
See you on the flip side, buds. Don't let the schizos bite!

>>47381115
don't get used to it fat fuck

>>47381156
whered u download the movie from?

>>47381127
this one should do

>>47381015
>>47381064
Since back to the future is also on my local Prime, I guess I'll membership her. Thanks again.

>>47381203
10/10, would sell into marriage for 3 silver and a goat

>>47381203
la creatura...

>>47381203
Chumbuds why is she ticking?

>>47381408
her cunny is a bomb duh

>>47381447
A BAWMB!

>>47381391
there was a time when even non chumbies advertised her membership as being the most worth it in EN
that was 2021 I think. the watchalong vods and lovebomb zatsus are still there but member's karaoke is obviously unarchived.

welcome to membershrimp

I can't sleep. I'll stay up until the stream.

The King Cover is nearing 30 million views soon.

chumbies, its so tasty....

>>47381590
gura...
your teeth

>>47381391
I thought you were moved on? What happened?

>>47381447
A bomb!

>>47381637
what about that?

Sex with a fembud.

>>47381590
She kept saying she chewed them. Not roll them around her mouth and suck on them or something... CHEWED.

>>47381809
it comes in different flavors

>>47379997
Look like nijibots have returned with a huge amount of bait outside

>>47381768

ASMR never ever

>>47381990
>>47363982

>>47382256
She won't stream on Valentines day.

how would gura react to the almost incest in back to the future

ASMR cybersex soon!

>>47382341
That depends on how many ASMR supers she gets during the upcoming superchat reading stream.

>>47382332
thinly veiled arousal

Gura putting the frame up so early makes it appear before choo choo in the list. It's out of order. I can't handle this.

goob today

>>47382290
I will die with my face between her thighs.

>the new normal
What do you think it'll look like?

>>47385599
The last year and a half probably.

Do you think Gura will ever stream regularly again ? Most "soft-graduated" members never go back to streaming regularly like Ayame, Shion, Aqua... They somehow start thinking they don't owe streams to their viewers anymore and just stream whenever they want.
It's just their new streaming philosophy because they are already successful enough, especially with Gura being the most subscribed vtuber in the world.
The only exception is Marine who returned and streams a lot now, just hoping Gura follows her path.

>>47386087
i only really care that she communicates more as long as she streams once in a while. not knowing when she'll stream or what's going on is the most annoying thing. the fewer streams i can deal with; i have a life

>>47386087
Nobody has any idea and now that she has finally acknowledged that this "when she feels like it" approach is how its going to be it's past time we stopped trying to figure out what that means. Just enjoy the watchalong tonight and if she says
>see you guys
Do something else with your life until you get a notification possibly the next day possibly weeks later - this is the only way to enjoy her from now on.

Just a heads up. After yesterday on what most of you guys did to gura was not ok and to the people threatening her and bullying her. Hololive is and will go after the ones who did that. Just because you are behind a computer does not mean you are immune to legal repercussions of what some of you guys did. Remember there are a lot of people this past year and the year before that has gone to jail over posts here.
I'm asking you to stop attacking her because trust me if you really did know her you would know the problems that are going on.

>>47386087
I only care if she make tweets or member post in the week just to calm the people. I don't asking to be like Kiara abnormal comunication level that sometimes is very obvious : scared of losing fans

>>47386776
You new to the internet?

>>47386406
The way I look at it gura will stream when she can and no matter when that will be we will enjoy it all the same. She does not need to be at are beck and call 24/7

>>47386776
Anon Lily hopper is a schizo, shitposter and anti from day one, everyone knows that. And I even don't know if he os one of darkmaze alts in the first place

>>47386864
Nope but letting you know what is going to happen. Don't believe me look it up google it this place is not as Anonymous as you think and when asked they will give your IP and any information, they have on you to the police.

>>47386983
We know she is. No not her. She is not a he but I did find out she followed gura since the start and even sent her a fan drawing when she was a kid. so she has been here from the start. Lily is guras number 1 stalker.

>>47387117
he is even worse than Gabe.
I laugh when twitter fags post them on internet. Like really??? Twitterfags don't wathcs streams at all, just clips because if they knew Lily always shitpost on gura stream almost everytime.

>>47387301
I don't know why she has to be that way to gura. She is a person too just like she is, I feel bad that others have to make them self feel better by miss treating others.

thanks to gura recommendation, my today's iftar (steak, as she said) is the best steak I have ever eaten

itt seething discord trannies still ass blasted from 2 years ago

>>47386320
So... basically keep doing what I've been doing as a patientbud?

>>47387829
what happened 2 years ago? I would like to know what started all this with their hate for gura.

>>47387858
Meant to reply to this. >>47386087

>>47387829
yea all antis give Gura literally thousands of dollars and buy all her merch and make Gura crochet and scarfs and shadowboxes and litter their room with sharks and Gura posters
Its clearly the best anti strategy, nobody would ever expect it
>>47387911
hes talking about lily shes the one that leaked the raid discords as well as the fact that the Gura discord mods were literal Gura antis and the fagcords have been damage controlling ever since

Can you faggots shut up about literal whos already? Fucking hell.

>>47388022
Anyone calling "her" an anti is either doesn't pay attention or is a seething tranny
Call her an annoying cunt and a retard all you want but throwing out the "anti" cope is peak reddicord behavior

Anyways shut the fuck up and talk about Gura

>>47388022
Are you being sarcastic right now?

>>47388022
Well if that is the case then it was a good thing she leaked it. Although I don't get why people have to be they way with others.

>>47388298
Nah the fagcord needs to constantly seethe the about it at every possible chance
>>47388440
The first sentence? Yes.

Any discussion about non Gura topics below this point is just discord raider seethe
You must now rub the Dino Gura tummy or face divine punishment

>>47388022
You can guess why she before holo hate them. She knows everything of social media: discordfags, yesbuds, trannies, redditfaggots, twitterfaggots, collab beggars. She knew that they are the real problem and cancer of the west. japan fans don't care about them at all.

Also i saw some twitterfags now comparing the 2 year fans with oshi no ko, but we already expect that shit from mental ilness people like them.

>>47388779
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB

>>47388779
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>47388779
RUB RUB RUB

>>47388779
based and RUB RUB RUB pilled

I love my wife so much!!

>>47388779
RUB rub RUB rub RUB rub RUB

I MISS CHEF GURA!!!

>>47386087
I don't think so. She even acknowledged it yesterday and straight up said that there's some "new normal" now, which means it won't ever be as it used to be again.
I think she'll be like Shion. Sometimes a week, two or even three of nothing. Then a couple of streams, especially around game releases that interest her. Then back to nothing, rinse and repeat.

>>47389208
which sucks but I can deal with it, would just be nice if she filled us in a little so we arent just left in the dark 24/7

>>47389208
also aqua, remember Cover is a publicly listed company now and she is one of their primary assets. just be patient and let things flow

What really bothers me is that on more than one occasion she was reminded of or remembered RP ASMRs, talked about ones she'd like to go only for something to happen and for her to forget again.
We will literally never get that bratty princess or cheeky school bully RP ASMR god dammit

>>47389208
there are 2 shitposter threads that she even "doesn't know what is the new normal to her" retardchama, she never make a kronie move at all. Stop changing her words Lily and KYS

>>47389559
Did you have a stroke?

>>47389559
what is kronie move?

>>47389612
get a rope and kys

>>47388779
rubrubrubrubrub

>>47389559
average discord user comment

>Shitposters start to waking up again talking:
new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal, new normal,

welp the thread going to shit until gura appear in 6 hours.

>>47380646
>come home from work
>see a shark girl at your door
>take her in
>she is stinky; you demand her to take a bath
>she is also stupid and can't buy anything
>give her clothes your sister wore
>send her to school
>as time passes by Gura falls in love with you
>every time she comes from school she gets on top of you and starts grinding her pelvic area against your member
>demand sex
>bites you when you say "no"

>>47389768
average shiposter, yesbud user comment

>>47389559
>>47389930
holy ESL....

https://files.catbox.moe/vw47z0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/3p54jd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/t0owbq.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ah7u9q.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ouvcat.jpg

>>47389930
>>47389869
>>47389559
Please learn English before you post

>>47389969
kys discordtranny

>>47389930
Honestly I'm not even sure what your angle is
I go back to rubbing tummy
RUB RUB RUB RUB

>>47390022
>no u
they dont send their best

>>47390016
pls get a rope, KYS and die there

You can pinpoint the exact moment they noticed the new thread.
Ah well, it was nice for a minute.

>>47390069
newnormalbud.....pls get a rope

https://files.catbox.moe/gbnb1i.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ksr13i.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7yhsb4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/95tt5k.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1mvg8k.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kl6e9f.jpg

>>47389879
mating press that instant

https://files.catbox.moe/iuptla.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/gwi3ph.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/wqjii8.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/hw8kqh.jpg

>>47390091
yea, weird how as soon as a certain person was name dropped it just spiraled into shit just like it literally always does when they are mentioned
>>47390176
very nice but tits are WAAAAYYY too big

https://files.catbox.moe/xda1i0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wo65i4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/c251pq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1tnemp.png

>>47390176
>https://files.catbox.moe/7yhsb4.jpg
that nigga has an asshole on his sack
does he shit cum?

>>47389879
>take her in
Anything after this is not realistic because I'd put her on a leash and keep her as a sex pet. T u T

>>47390249
NTA but I just realized the one who throws terms like "yesbud" and others are a discord raider. damn feels stupid to side with them 14 hours ago

>>47390393
How new?

I was expecting her to commit to improvement out of love and passion, not give me a "doing my best, let's enjoy" comment soured by people losing their shit. It's like my oshi graduated but worst and I'm sad about it

>>47390393
is what it is
I just look at the people seething about it being people like Khyo, Fireholder, Bjoran, greaynames and gifted members, and all the discord mods literally banning discussion about it and realize that "taking their side" isnt really something I want to do
Sure I dont like people "shitting up" Gura's chat with this stuff but pretending its not an issue is retarded.

>>47390499
>greaynames
graynames*

>>47390461
What does doing my best even mean, really?
It's safe to assume she's sick and whatever they found was obviously not a flu but something more permanent. So she might be unable to stream or do much on some days, which you can't fault her for.
But what I can still fault her for is not taking the 1 minute it would require to tell us "no stream this week sorry, will be back when I can".
Especially when she previously announced a stream and knows she'll miss it.

>>47390499
i thought they already groom another chubba like yuko or shondo. damn, what a freak...

>>47390499
Anon calm down gura won't side with no one. She probably want things to calmdown a bit so she can speak easy later. Better than kroni with beggars and yesman situation, thats for sure. Gura also hates drama.

>>47390688
Please explain what sickness can let her work long hours in Japan for months but not sit in front of a computer for a few hours each week.

>>47390801
>gura won't side with no one
i never said or implied that even a tiny bit ESL chan

>>47390838
Unironically, depression

>>47390838
We don't really know just how much she did in Japan and whether it was every day or whether some days were just her not being able to do anything
Or this >>47390873
Which means she'll end up like Shion

>>47390873
not an excuse though
yea it sucks but i cant claim "depression" and just not go to work or refuse to pay my bills

here comes, see you in 6 hours

>>47391036
Actually, you can absolutely be off work for depression in just about any first world country.

>>47390966
nahh Shion depression states take sometimes between 1-2 months. Gura don't go to that level

>>47390873
You're just pulling a guess out of your ass. At least the syncope poster had a bit of proof. Nobody will know unless she says.

>>47391410
anon... Gura literally has chronic depression

I don't want her to tell us, whatever chronic illness she may have, I wish her all the best with it and that's something private, I don't need to know.
I just want her to update us on when she'll stream, I want her to drop in and say hi to us every once in a while if she can't stream. Basically I want to feel like she gives at least a small bit of a shit about us at all.

She's so catastrophically bad at communicating she announced soft retirement in a chat message in a choo choo Charlie stream. Worlds biggest vtuber didn't even open her mouth on the topic on stream

>>47391544
everyone who isnt retarded wants this
anyone acting like there is some kind of push to get her to drop her SSN and home address is mentally ill
notice how nobody ever has any augments against the actual argument being made and instead just change what people say or call them parasocial entitled antis

>>47390838
Writer's or creator's block actually. Dance routines and song are already set in stone in how they should be done and there are staff around to help out with the side stuff. Sitting back at home content creating is all her and relies on more creativity. Also hours of chat is essentially personal, few barriers, non-stop customer services and with Gura being an introvert it must be all the worst.

>>47386087

Absolutely not. The Rubicon has been crossed. Now that she knows she *can* do whatever whenever and still be a millionaire twenty something on top of the world that will never change.

She won't graduate, because she doesn't have to. The weekly schedule is never coming back. Enjoy stream when it happens

>more words to filter

>>47380357
READ ME ;-;

>>47391036
If you're a wageslave to a decent company you can actually collect neet bucks while you sort out your depression. You only get around 50% of your salary though.

These are your feistybuds in a nutshell, total disregard for someone they claim is their oshi.

Ohh yesbuds and gift members are now appearing in the last member comment section comenting with anyone who make a passive agressive critic. Those people are truly parasites and not helping gura at all. Well they not even watch streams anyways.
They should know that even gura can see their comments.

>>47391690
What are even talking about? She doesn't even make as much money as idols less popular or even ones that have graduate. If she cared about money she wouldn't act anywhere close to this.

>>47388779
rubrubrubrub

>>47391482

no anon, she has chronic cock carousel itis. it's a rare disease and only affects high sexual market value females with addiction issues

>>47391941
ah yes post more blatant antis latching onto valid criticism

>>47391941
>>47391942
both of you seem to have drama as your true oshi rather than gura, who gives a shit about petty squabbles like that when gura already adressed it and is streaming tonite

>>47391942
ESL-chama...

>>47391942
Or maybe people can spot harassing and falseflagging. Like anons going to a Gura general, claiming to care while attacking fans and Gura in one swoop and calling for graduation. Or stalking the pre chat to get a reaction.

>>47392163
I will not forgive those who do not trust gura and bother her with their petty need of communication. Bunch of baby ass faggots.

>>47392163
>gura already adressed it
i agree with everything you said other than this
she didnt address it, she deflected it
however im super excited for the members stream
its been 8 entire months since it was first canceled so its nice to finally get to watch it with her.

I'm awake in bed but I don't want to get up.
Luv Gura

>>47380357
basically for me
>zero picture posts, instant filter
> Posting with pictures, 50% chance of being read
> Dinogura posting, instant rubbing
>cunny pictures, guaranteed replies
thread is so comfy right now

>>47392273
Faggot, you do not deserve gura.

>>47392385
ok seethe i guess
she literally didnt address anything, im not gonna pretend she did

>>47392373
>he can't filter them with his mind
ngmi

>>47392452
People like you must be put down like the rabid dog you are.

>>47392373
maybe discord is more your speed buddy

>>47392480
my room is tidy without trash, and so does my general

>>47392541
Discord is terrible when everyone keeps posting images while others are trying to chat. /ggg/ is superior.

>>47392562
All the trash is under your bed so it doesn't make it any cleaner than you think it does.

Why doesn't Gura just buy a proper gaming PC or have some tech person fix it and set it up properly

>>47393281
Try moving a former beef PC with the body of a child.
>have a family member help
She doesn't want to bither them with something as embarrassing as that.

>>47393391
Ok so she'll just keep having a PC that almost melts down trying to start any shitty indie game?

Guys, I love Gura but last night all my dreams were of me railing Senchou.. Should I be concerned?

>>47393281
Not sure but its always cheaper and better to build your own since you will know how to fix it and what part needs to be replaced if something goes wrong with it. But yesterday's stream was done on a laptop and not a gaming pc which tells me she is ether not at home or is without her gaming pc for some reason.

I don't watch garbage, how much did Gura shill her merch in her monthly advertisement stream?

>"people" are more upset that she's streaming again than when she wasn't streaming
It must suck to not actually care about Gura at all, hope you can move on soon instead of desperately trying to ruin Gura's enjoyment

>>47393523
Are these people in this thread right now?

>>47393436
laptod?? she never said that

>>47393584
NTA but yeah
>>47393504

>>47393610
no ESL-kun, he just didn't want to watch a shill stream
just ignore that tourist

>Gura is still trending
>All discussions are Yesbuds vs 2 years members.
I'm glad that Gura always ignore this kind of drama. Hope she doesn't say much when the members stream start

>>47393584
Ironically no. These "chumbuds" only appear in here when Gura doesn't stream. Compare to 24 hours ago the thread is silent despite just had a gura stream with another coming. Really makes you think huh.

>>47393423
You clearly don't know gura which means you barely watched streams or straight up never watched streams.

>>47393755
well it looks like seething to me if you go out of your way to post that in a girl's general

>>47393874
Retard.

>>47393592
>Same laptop fan sounds when she was in Japan
Retard.

>>47394009
>being this schizo to carefully listen to background sounds

>>47394009
but she isn't in japan unless her pc die 2 weeks ago again. I think she should buy 2 pc like Miko did. 1 for game and the other for OBS. She would get less problems

>>47394183
Don't worry, her coworker hopefully can recommend that to her

Is it worth to wait for the blu ray or should i just save a copy of holofest for myself?

>>47394331
blu-ray have bonus scene, 4k and some kind of merch

Good morning chumbies

>>47394371
gotcha, thanks

>>47394183
She was having over heating problems the last time she streamed a week ago and knowing gura she did not get around to fixing it and stayed on the comptuer and may have gamed some and then it burned up. If she is using a laptop right now then that means she does not have a normal desktop to use right now. if she did take her pc to a shop to be fixed they like to give people the run around and keep the computer for a long ass time before charging you out the ass. If she did get a prebuilt pc (I don't think that is the case) then having the company fix it can take like a month.

>>47394387
Good dino morning to you

>>47394113
How new are you?

>>47394009
Being in the hospital would make more sense than Japan.

>>47394424
its worth it to wait, trust me
just watch some kind of "unboxing" video in YT

>>47394183
It adds more complexity to what already is complex for her shork brain, hoomans back in the day also were thinking of the same thing and came to the conclution that it's just not feasible for the level of tech illiteracy hololive girls have.
Also we have talked about this, how new.

>>47394497
They would not let her stream from the Hospital if you watched any hololive stream you would know that cover would not let mori do that when she had her surgery so no way in hell they would let gura.

>>47394637
you're replying to a twitter tourist

>>47394387
Goob morning

>>47394497
Yeah, because you can bring with you all your setup for streaming to a hospital.
Retard.

>>47394387
rise and shine chumbies
its night here

>>47394680
Your right I'm sorry.

You would think someone making 20k+ a month would bother to buy not just one but two proper PCs so they can always do their job if one breaks. On top of that you'd expect them to buy a really good laptop so they can stream without issues on the go as well.

I have a plane ride from jfk to austin today. thankfully its later so i can still catch da movie. gonna listen to some old gura vods on the plane

Reminder that Gura does not owe you or anyone an explanation. Retards seething about more communication should be shot on sight. Don't let them ruin streaming for Gooba forever. Trust your shark.

>>47394566
It would be better if someone teach her how to use 2 computers.

>>47394838
you know watching gura all these years, I've come to the conclusion that she's pretty stupid. she doesn't think things through very well and most things are a spur of the moment for her.
i think a lot of problems that people have are probably just a result of her just not being all that intelligent.

>>47394851
have a safe trip, I misread that as "autist"

>>47394993
>he thinks he's so smart
>doesn't change his posting style when he samefags, just chooses to not capitalize things
lel

>watchalong is 2 hours earlier than the usual member's timeslot
welp imma sleep for 2-3 hours
goobyee...see you later
stay comfy /ggg/

>>47394838
A normal person yes. Because they would actually take their job seriously when it is making them bank monthly

>>47395056
anon take your meds

>>47394993
I mean that goes for multiple holos, but yes.

>>47394838
It took Ame months to fix her gaming PC. These girls are just extremely lazy and haven't worked in a corporate environment before.

>>47394923
Please go back to wherever you came from, you retards bringing up already discussed issues is already giving me a headache.
It's fucking 7:56 in the morning, too early to be dealing with newfags and antis.

>>47395085
chumbie nyooooo

>>47395085
same, i'm gonna sleep too for 5 hours
back to the future is already downloaded

>>47395085
>>47395416
be productive you lazy dorks

>>47395433
https://youtu.be/Fxfh5jOHv8A
Maybe tomorrow...

>>47395416
>5 hours
you're going to be late

>>47395433
its 10:04 PM here...
>>47395563
my mistake, two and a half hours max

>>47394468
That is a nice clean setup using pure xlr's a "tube" dac, very nice.

fuck, i have too miss the watchalong cuz of work...

>>47394468
that moment was really funny, audiobuds are scary sometimes

>>47396058
>not skipping work for your wife
ngmi

>>47396057
Gills are disgusting so i treat them as some weird tattoo. Other than that, man she looks hot.

>>47396058
Call in sick, and show up to work afrer the stream is done. Tell them you began feeling better so you decided to batter show up even if somewhat late.

WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WIFE WIFE WIFE

wife

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1647262928729522178

She did come back for merch omfg

Holy shilling

My baby girl is awake

Wife RT

>>47397182
cuuute

>>47397153
>immediate retweet after
classic gura!

>>47397153
bruh..

>>47397153
That's her manager.

>>47397153
Every time she comes back to stream it's to keep people buying merch and keep people paying for memberships. The bare minimum.

>>47397153
Management just realize that shilling stuff on Gura's account when she hasn't streamed for weeks is going to cause upset, so they wait until she has streamed or set a stream date.

>>47397153
wow cool she actually did come back to shill merch

Now the sisters have been activated, well shit.

>makes one QRT for group merch that she never even mentioned on stream
>wow she’s totally only streaming yesterday, today and maybe tomorrow because of this group merch

What does she want from me...?

goddamn twitter is full of the dumbest mfs
just random normies that don't even watch her calling all chumbuds incels that need to touch grass
i wonder if they realize how stupid they sound

>>47397495
She did get on twitter because of it. That's undeniable. It obviously isn't her manager though only retards think that.

>>47397495
yea funny how it literally happens every single time she comes back isnt it?

When did she change the thumbnail?

>>47397495
>streaming yesterday, today and maybe tomorrow
lmao

>>47397495
>maybe tomorrow
maybe twice today, otherwise definitely tomorrow
she promised

THUMBNAIL CHANGE who saved the old one?>>47397555
just now

she changed thumbnail.

>>47397591
I can still see it.

>>47397548
It’s almost like there’s always something to shill in Hololive. Also if you didn’t make 4chan your oshi you might have noticed this isn’t the first time they’ve tweeted about the merch
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1645770889806372864
So it’s almost like the shilling only happened because she came back to stream and not the other way around

https://twitter.com/Love_Peace_0214/status/1647245894205739010
lewd

>>47397627
>no full res thumbnail
oh nyo what will we do

>>47397685
weird cope

>>47397867
sorry you lost

qt

>>47397685
>taking shitposters who prentend to be a retard seriously
dumbud...

I don't know what's going on right now but I have a movie date with my shark wife in 3 hours and that's all that matters.

Speaking of shilling kinda sad they never got her to shill the counterside Myth collab since it had it's own little Myth story mode nd other cute stuff she could react to

Think she will be in valkyrie connect?

>>47394838
Having expectations of women is sexist you entitled incel chud. You don't own her! But keep sending her money teehee

>>47397530
I will take these goom perms. Nice tummy in the idol one too.

>>47397899
The prophecy…

>>47397899
shark who stinks good

She's wearing nothing but her invader zim shirt right now btw

>>47396517
Gura just liked this

>>47398293
imagine the smell

She's liking child art again...

wtf is even earlier

>>47397967
probably but we don't know when that shill stream appear before may 5

Chumbuds please help, is there a way to watch a video from a browser (the movie) and the livestream together on mobile? I have to be out for a family gathering but I still want to watch in secretly.

>>47398857
no because youtube pauses when another video plays and there isnt any way to stop that sadly unless there is some kind of wacky app i dont know about

>>47398857
usual place

>>47398857
youtube vanced

>>47398940
vanced doesnt let you play picture in picture at the same time as other videos though

>>47398938
oh didn't know the usual place has it. I'll check it out later
>>47398940
tried it but this happened >>47398922

>>47398922
Brave browser lets you watch those member streams in the background.

https://files.catbox.moe/lkr0q5.png

https://files.catbox.moe/0qf1f6.png

>>47399110
Post the rest

>>47399053
oh neat!

>>47399181
I don't have them just got that from here
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8435876&tags=gawr_gura+

>>47399110
me on the right

>still no prechat
SHE HATES US

>>47399831
you specifically

>>47399831
>she hates us
well clearly or she would take a few seconds out of her day to update us once in a while

Gura's feet must smell real nice this very moment.

>>47400442
What does her tummy taste like?

>>47400526
My nut because I cover her with nut all night long

>>47398857
Split the screen in two chumbie, all phones come with this. Google it.

Anyone got a torrent link. I don't know how to use Mega.

I hope that Gura will collab with Neuro-sama too

>>47401270
same but it would be shitposted to death

>>47401270
She would have to talk for Vedal a lot behind the scenes to make that happen, would you accept it?

>>47401482
He's a eunuch turtle so no problemo

>>47401270
too much yab potential for it to be worth it imo. I'm surprised Cover even okayed Kiara's collab

>>47401270
fuck off
thats just a man with a bot

>>47401270
Nah, that's stupid. She should load up AI Gura and chat with that.

>pay $4 for a random button
>pay $4 and don't get a Gura button, get a mori or kronii button instead

vhttps://twitter.com/stinky_mousepad/status/1647277911718625281

>>47402204
The shipping is what gets you. I have not looked but anything hololive if you pay $4 to $10 with shipping your looking at $50 or over.

>>47402205
ok not bad I will give you that

>>47402293
with the last gura merch I got It was $100 and then I was also charged $100 shipping. Although I did pay it because I wanted the item that bad I decided after that no matter how bad I want the next item I will not buy it because of the shipping costs.
Any other place in Japan I buy from has normal shipping cost but Hololive does not and I think they must be pocketing more money out of the shipping then they let on.

i didn’t and won’t watch yesterday’s stream