/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47310455
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

JOBBER LOVE

>>47310483
Amen

>We going to play more games in the future
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not ready for this arc to end...

>>47310455
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>47310452
crazy. axel kinda fucked it up for him then? and it landed on the day? KEK

Oh, pummel party with all the coaches would be a nice idea. This was a hell of a journey

>>47310386
the oreapo of EN...

>>47310539
he didn’t talk about it on a TSB stream, but yeah, he said he spent a couple hundred dollars moving around his flights and hotels

Where am I going to find an Italian man??

RATE THE STREAM

>>47310598
NY

Altare is such a fucking sap jesus I love him

>>47310539
He had to pay a few hundred dollars to reschedule it or something

>most chuubas sneeze
>chat: TSKR
>leader sneezes
>chat: bless you!!
leader's got his chat tamed huh

>>47310620
literally a slam dunk, I don't care even if they win anymore/10

>>47310584
>>47310642
damn, what a bro. respect.

>>47310620
didn't watch/10

>>47310646
What's the difference

>>47310646
There's a reason almost everyone who collabs with him prefers his chat to their own.

It's nice to end on a high note like that- the race was so fun! Good night Axel, eat your pizza and then go to sleep quickly! I wish you a good nights rest and good luck tomorrow!!! And goodnight as well to you /mans/, follow in Axel's footsteps and go eat something nice if you haven't yet. Thank you for always supporting this guy, and I hope we can all come together to rally behind him for the final game! A big kiss to you all!! CHU!

>>47310620
i’ll cry when TSB is over/10

I am so ready for apex arc to be over. It's been more fun than I thought it would be but it has been a long ass month

what ungodly hour will i need to wake up at tomorrow for the tournament start?

i genuinely really hate magni

I only watched 3 of the practice streams live and 0 VODs since I wanted my sleep schedule to to back to normal. Do I really want to ruin it again just to watch VSai live?

>>47310748
Hey goodnight and take care, hope the games go well tomorrow and even if they don't, I hope they'll still have fun in some way

i don't want this arc to end...

>>47310859
The arc must end, but I hope TSB will continue.

I really need more tsb after the tournament :(((((((((((((((((((((

>hated esports
>hated apex
>now i’m waking up early to watch every TSB stream and am rooting for them from the bottom of my heart
yeah… i get it now.

>>47310817
I genuinely really hate altare

>>47310763
As much as I've been enjoying it, same. I love TSB, but I want Altare to be able to work on his own projects again.

why did axel sniff minase's butt bros?

>>47310895
next they should join Challenger Circuits and play in the Pro League

>>47310992
He's horny, no surprise there

>>47310808
same time as every scrim was, japan prime time

>>47310808
Depends on your time zone, 6PM JST.

>>47310963
I genuinely really hate bettel

Don't worry guys we have the League of Legends arc next with Vesper, Bettel, and whoever else joins :D :'(

I love everyone

I genuinely really hate valorant

>>47310763
Yeah, I've been loving this arc but man is it exhausting to tune in every day and religiously follow everything. Can't even imagine how it's being to them

>>47310748
love forever anon axelotl, chu. enjoy your day and eat well.

When's Vesper's stream.

>>47311030
christ. see you then TSB brothas and sistas

I genuinely really hate Flayon

>>47310620
WRAITH GRIEF/10

uuuuuuuuuu nowa

next TSB arc will be CS2

>>47311061
Thank god it was Vesper who fell into that trap. I would genuinely anti Bettel if he had managed to drag Altare into that hell instead.

>>47311030
It's not same time anon, I saw you saying the same thing last thread. Tournament starts 2 hours earlier than the scrims' time

Selen and Altare are so fucking cute when they interact I feel sick about it.

i'm so attached to TSB it feels like i'm approaching the last episode of a sports anime that i don't want to end but it has to end; all of them have their own path to follow after the tournament and it'll be a bittersweet ending to a kino arc. despite all the ups and downs all of them worked really hard to improve and it's very noticeable considering top 10 was their dream when now it's basically guaranteed.
I'm gonna miss them...

>>47311039
I genuinely really hate vesper

>>47311140
stop posting cringe.

>>47311123
I want Magni to join Axel for CS2,,

>>47311123
That will never happen. The ping matters too much.

>>47310620
NEVER FORGET. ALTARE JOBBED at relay race

>>47310943
it's not about the apex, it's about rooting for your oshi
it's a great feeling when your oshi does well and a terrible one when they don't

>>47311150
this but unironically

>>47311147
Same

>>47311150
this but unironically

>>47311153
HQ for cs2

>>47311150
femoid post.

You guys talking about League arc, CS arc... the next big arc is gonna be Diablo 4.

>>47311150
this but unironicslly

>>47310817
I don't remember writing this

>>47311150
big same

>>47311220
Axel can't be a part of that

uuu... i... i...i nearly yume'd on Altare but thank goodness Selen is there. i dont want to cheat on both my kamioshi uuuuUUUUUUU

>>47311240
that's in June. don't think it will be tempus. it'll be ID

>>47311281
UNFAITHFUL WHORE FOCUS
im cheating on him with his alter april fools ego

>>47311281
why wouldn’t you want to let this sweet boy into your heart, anon?

What if leaders plane crashes

>>47311240
when's the quake 3 arc?

>>47311338
after the unreal arc

>>47311334
what if we banned women from /MANS/?

I come from the future with dire news
Tonight Axel will go out to bars to blow off steam and ends up getting manpregnation and his mourning sickness costs them the game tomorrow... [/spoider]

>>47311278
all he ever wanted was to play with the boys when he got back from jp.. poor dingo

>>47311147 (me)
i'm also about to finish this 100 hour minecraft series and it feels like i'm losing two core part of my routine this month and it hurts

>>47311159
Leader might have jobbed but at least he didn't throw a massive 5 second lead and first place like Astel's team did.
>https://youtu.be/uSR0T1MEUhc?t=9792

>>47311334
this will only happen if they get first place in vsaikyo so don’t worry

>>47311389
Astel...

>>47311334
with no survivors?

>>47311356
shut yo bitch ass and cut yo dick off. need some neechans

>>47311365
Is cs2 regionlocked or something?

>>47311140
Speak your truth brother

>>47311123
>Selen is at west coast Canada
>Altare is east coast US
>Axel is at fucking Australia
Like the group dynamic, but their location is so spread apart. Their games of at least shooters is so limited. No Valo, no CSGO, any games that rely on low ping.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646878260637368322 I'm NGMI tomorrow bros

Only reason I can think of people disliking Magni is genuine jealousy because everyone in Tempus really likes him

>>47311533
>we're going to get at least 3 sappy tweets about TSB
yamero....

>>47311530
They'll play anyways because TSB is insane and do not give a shit about ping.

i love tempus fuck you i love them

>>47311567
I just think he’s a bitch.

>>47311567
I dislike Magni because he streams at 4AM for me

>>47311140
Even when he was mad he slipped up and said she’s someone he loves hanging out with. so cute

>>47311465
When axel speaks like that its endearing, but when you do, it sounds like incel speech, weird.

>>47311140
what if im okay with selen grooming leader, is it bad? .altyume

>>47311656
axel has an attractive anime avatar and anon doesn't

>>47311567
i hate him because he HATES me

>>47311699
Nah, anon just gives off incel aura.

>>47311567
i hate him because of doxxmites

>>47311567
Woman post

>>47311679
you're a cuck then

>>47311567
He's a furryfag

>>47311679
i just like seeing him getting railed
t. yumejoshi

>>47311679
Nah, it’s hot and Selen is a good girl to self insert with.
t. also Altyume

>>47311721
Ngl, every time doxxmites post something I like him a little less

wtf is the demographic for selentare? im a fujoyume so i'll never ship them, but i do think their interactions are cute

>>47311320
to be fair April fools alter ego is literally him with a costume on...cheating on your oshi with your oshi..pure..

I bet you can't even remember the first Tempus VOD to be privated

PARASOCIALISM IS A BAD THING. PLS STOP BEING YUMEJOSHI.
>>>/int/180520646
>>>/int/180520646
>>>/int/180520646

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646879947615776770 ok fuck you axel, I'm gonna cry tomorrow

>>47311816
i’m literally a fujoyume and i ship them for some reason. i’m also a bichad so it could be that

bruh are tweets still region locked or did axel delete

I dont understand why yumes are comfortable with Selen and Altare but Vesper and Kronii elicits an insane response.
i'm not judging anyone selentare is quite cute im just very curious

>>47311320
I'M TRYING TO BUT HIS CUTENESS IS STILL FRESH ON ME many many cheating desu

>>47311330
because i want him to be on my lap, hold his cheeks and gently squeeze it to tease him

>>47311824
Was it not the healslut one? That or Axel's hitman1

>>47311870
People just hate clockwoman.

>47311825
huh

>>47311866
twitter sucks ass

>>47311870
I just hate the fans and shitposters associated with that pairing

>>47311870
vesperonii is 80% of the time an excuse to flood the general with explicit art of kronii, most of selentare is spoilered text, I don't appreciate the shit that isn't ngl.

give it to me straight, what are their odds of winning?

>>47311870
I like their dynamics, I just don't want to read the shipping posts

>>47311965
highest of all the EN teams

What time is the tournament??

>>47311870
People keep telling you, it's the fans. They are insufferable. Sure if a month from now people keep posting about Selen when she isn't relevant people won't be as receptive to it

>>47311816
I think they seem like they could be good friends, but I don't really get why people are shipping them. Their dynamic doesn't read as romantic or flirty to me at all.

>>47311940
Aaaiieeee, I love him

>>47311825
>those scars
I sure hope female Tempuras don't do this

>>47311989
heh

>>47311965
50%, they either win it or they don't

>>47311965
lowest of all the EN teams

>>47312010

>>47311965
Low. It's theoretically possible, but they'll only win if they get incredibly lucky.

>>47311989
That's all we need kek

>>47311940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjTN8WSGNk

>>47311870
90% of people shipping vesperonii are shitposting to cause seethe, i'm a shipfag so if people posted normal ship shit i wouldn't mind it

>>47311965
If they don't job. They will have a chance.
>>47311991
Should be the same time. Unless it is an hour early.

>>47311940
Dingo o7

>>47311965
they are the best amongst EN

>>47312005
I just want someone that laughs at my broshi altare's jokes

>>47311825
NIGGA I AM A 23 YEAR OLD FEMCEL NOT A DUMB FUCK 15 YEAR OLD BRAT I WILL UNFORTUNATELY LIVE ON NOW LET ME DREAM OF SNIFFING VESPERS CROTCH WHILE HE WHINES AND CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

>>47311870
i'm not

>>47311825
Jesus fuck someone posted clips of the suicide

>>47312062
is FFX his favorite FF?

>>47312062
it hurts fuck you for making me cry

>>47311870
there is a difference between shipping because it's cute and hot and shipping for the sake of cuckposting

>>47311870
Kronii and Vesper both have/had god awful fanbases that aren’t funny and harass other people. I’ve seen a few people that just think they’re cute together but it’s been overwhelmingly “cucking the Kronies to own the haters!” tier shit, sometimes with a level of Vesper self-insertion. I don’t think any Dragoons ship Selentare but Altare literally killed all his unicorns by ignoring them completely so that’s not an issue either.

>>47312049
Fuck you, I forgot about that until now.

/haha/ here. Just want to say again thanks for your boys inviting Selen. I don’t want to beat around it too much but it’s the most comfortable and natural I’ve seen Selen with some male vtubers, AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF MALE FRIENDS. Anyway it’s been a fun arc and hopefully it’s only just the beginning for these four. Manifesting for a Deep Rock collab with TSB!

>>47311870
>Insist on posting about Kronii constantly when she is off topic
>Why do people hate Vesperonii???

>>47312091
I do too, but rpr and Shinri also do that, and I'm a fujo, so I'm good with Selen just being a fun gaming buddy.

>>47312155
we'll always have the memories we made along the way

>>47312132
crisis core.

>>47311567
I personally think Magni is the best

>>47312186
>vesties harass people
huh?
I agree with everything else you typed but i've never seen that

>>47312212
we love your tuuba man shes the 9th member of tempus now

>Was going to post about how much I like Altare & Selen banter and chemistry
>Immediately start seeing ship posts and comparison to Vesperonii before I even hit send
Why must you guys always sperg out when a Male & Female vtuber work well together. Not everything must be a ship, why can't they just be bros while still acknowledging how well they mesh together...

>>47312212
She's cool.
>Deep Rock
I'd take deep rock over payday ngl.

>>47312186
vesties usually keep to themselves and prefer to remain unseen when possible, what do you mean?

>>47312212
I’m so glad you’ve been having fun! Altare and Axel have a lot of female friends so I think their dynamic just kinda works out.

>>47311965
Possible but low

>>47311870
As a Kronie, I can say to you it goes quite deep. But it’s mostly because of Kronii mishandling her fanbase. Remnants now are mostly shitposters or general antis though

>>47312212
Your dragon has been pretty cute! I'm really glad Axel invited her since this is a big deal for her as well!

>>47312212
i'm glad that she has enjoyed herself too, it's been a crazy. rock and stone brother o7

>>47312255
>>47312281
sorry theyre talking about me ive been molesting cute old men itt

>>47312247
I personally think Magni should stick his ass out of a hole for viewer meet-and-fuck during one of the expos, of course with the vtuber avatar on a screen so we can see his face when he cums

>>47312265
Most of us are there with you, man. Just let the hornies be horny and ignore them

>>47312265
Don’t worry, I think most people just like them as friends. Their banter is cute, I like how Selen figured out immediately how to make Altare yell.

>>47312265
that's just the nature of shippers anon. i don't ship it, but i like their banter as well. i think they're a cute duo

>>47312212
You may not want to mention DRG here dragoon bro…

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883550052884481
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883551369912322
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883552573759488
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883553760665604
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883554968600576

>>47312265
Don't take shipfaggotry seriously

>Altare art showing up on my for you because Noc is liking it
The stocks...

>>47311140
This is a sign that you need to take your fucking medication, stupid yumejoshi.

>>47312337
You do you, sis!
I won't do it, i know you like to watch.

ALTARE LONGPOSTING
Also imagine the FF10 intro screen with TSB...

>>47312265
I don't get the shipping with them either, but as long as people aren't getting obnoxious and bringing it into their chat/Twitter, it's whatever.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883554968600576

>>47312265
youre not alone friend. i do hope we get more selen/altare/axel collabs in the future absolutely love their platonic chemistry together

>>47312475
This is the most he's talked in his life

>>47312475
YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW

>>47312337
>Implying it wouldnt be one of the staff members instead of Magni so he'll have to fake all of it
You're so silly.

>>47312475
Shiny Spicy....

>>47312521
They'd have to find a male staff member with a dumpy as (reportedly) thicc as Magnuni's fat ass

>>47312475
;_;

>>47312521
Magni would be fucked by Tempus boys instead so he wouldn't have to pretend

>>47312475
Don't do this to me....

>>47312475
He's the sweetest <3

I hope you fujos are thankful for Axel dragging Altare into vsai, Altarebowl has been plentiful

>>47312475
man... that looks like a death flag huh...>>47311334
I hope you don't jinx us

>>47311870
The baggage and constant hate just makes me sad. I know Kroniis a good girl and shes helped the boys a lot, but I have a soft spot for altare and I just remember all the bullshit he suffered through and the time he almost cried on stream because of it. Sometimes it feels like early on some of the EN girls just did what they did more to cull their own fanbases. Meanwhile it’s obvious Selen genuinely likes and respects altare and axel as people, and dragoons have been either tame or really respectful to tempus. It feels refreshing and stressfree to see altare truly enjoy someone’s company and not have to tiptoe around potential drama bombs

>>47312475
love this guy

>>47312626
Oh I am. I'm a Shiny Spicy fan too, so it's been a huge feast both as a fujo and just a Tempura in general.

>>47312475
It'll hurt me more if they never collab again after payday than never getting another altnowa collab

I'm so ready for them to go back to weekly Tempus collabs.

>>47312725
Any day now

>>47311334
kys no but fuck you that made me sad ;_;

Axel will be a true anime protag if TSB actually win the tournament.

Face it, the only true thing holding Tempus back. Is Axel living in Australia. I know it might be too scary of a thought for him but since he's been wanting to be independent for a while, why not become an expat in Cana?

>>47312725
I really really really really need HQ wolfquest. Axel wolf I need it.

>>47311940
>>47312475
These boys are good ones

>>47312475
LOVE

>>47312680
honestly this is how i feel about the ENgirls too and I cant help but feel a bit spiteful towards them even though i know theyre not bad people. hated seeing the shit altare had to deal with early on because of them and as a vestie ever since the collabs started the chat atmosphere has become so stressful with constant unrelated shit and im constantly blocking people every stream. holo fanbases in general are just such an annoyance to deal with. im glad Altare found a person outside of Tempus and ID that he can interact with without drama.

>>47311656
>shut yo bitch ass and cut yo dick off, man.
>need some neechans babyyy
How about now?

>>47312825
I don't think he wants to be that far from his family

I know a lot of people don't like this arc because it dominates schedule and ran for a long time but I love it. Having this definitive end point to work towards and being okay with whatever happens at the end is unique.

>>47312626
Altyumes...

pre-official scrim (I think) sniping compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZanS66om0bg

>>47312904
as an altyume i’ve been living for this arc, altare seems so genuinely happy and i LOVE seeing him make new friends

>>47312825
He loves his family too much. If he's going to move anywhere, it would probably be Japan.

>>47312857
I don't think there's a single bad person in all of Hololive. Maybe somewhere in management, but for that we will never have proof
There's a reason hololive took the number 1 spot, while everyone around them not named nijisanji burns their bridges or bleeds viewers into other people

>>47312475
This is the type of speech the protagonist gives before dying in the final episode...

>>47311870
>lied to her fans
>broke promises made in menshi streams
>went on a sudden break without addressing anything
>has to call for help from management for a very minuscule thing
Unironically. Blame Kronii. I know these days shit on Vesper instead because of the Japan arc but jesus christ was she a retard in handling the whole fucking thing. Worst part of it was it was Altare who got all the hate. All calmed down now though, well, relatively

>>47312988
>>47312678
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>47312867
4 ys.. babyyyy

>>47312132
>>47312246
It's actually FF9, but he really likes Zach.

>>47312879
>>47312948
He can start a new family. I know a young, decent looking, Canadian-Filipino who would do be more than willing to marry Axel me

>>47313004
There are still people who use Altare to cuckpost with Kronii even though they have not interacted since wheel of Tempus

>>47312571
wtf hot?

>>47312475
That's a big red flag if I've ever seen one. He's probably not dying but I could see the biggest jobber ever in front of 200k people

>>47312186
what i really disliked between both vesties and kronies were that they kept trying to shoehorn the other hologirls into anything tempus did and vice versa

>>47313114
Like I said, relatively calm. Like shit there are still faggots holding grudge on Altare for making Kronii laugh NEARLY 7 MONTHS AGO FFS

>>47313060
flayon?

Will they get in the top 10?

>>47313215
most likely t b h I hope

>>47312946
honestly this, seeing altare just fooling around with friends is more than enough to make me happy

>>47312475
oh no he just set up the death flag, HES GONNA JOB AHGHHHH

>>47312948
I don't think Axel ever wanna lives in Japan. He loves the culture and the places he can go, but he hates everything about japanese society.
He's said so multiple times.

>>47313215
lol

>>47313215
Maybe. There are still teams who didn't go all out even today supposedly.

>>47313215
Make it top 5

>>47313202
Will never understand the incel brain

fuck

>>47313274
rather have him job than dying

>>47313323
cute…

>>47313323
can he backdoor altare instead

>there are people unironically itt who want to live in japan

>>47313323
owari da for me

https://puzzle.aggie.io/eSt1Qf

Holo for this feel?

>>47313416
magni

>>47312680
>he almost cried on stream because of it.
wait he did? I don't remember that

>>47313215
I think they will, unless something goes wrong. Top 10 is absolutely possible. There's even a chance for top 5. Very, very unlikely they'll get first though.

>>47313363
I want to live in Japan and get ostracized for being a disgusting foreigner until my mind breaks and I break down, unable to leave my house and then getting evicted from the country after my visa expires due to being fired for not showing up for work
japan sugoi

>>47313416
My oshi :3

>>47313431
I think it was the one where he slipped up the "for the cause" one

Why is it called holoTEMPUS instead of starsTEMPUS

>>47313323
iPN cute~

>>47311940
>>47312475
>>47313323
>>47313379
This sports anime will be the end of me

>>47313416
Shinri

>>47313202
i still don't understand how none of that energy got transferred onto nowa when he done it more with her

>>47313160
>spoiler
They unironically need to read the fucking room.

>>47313518
He's literally me fr fr, easy to self-insert.

>>47313518
somehow the cute blue twink is more sexually threatening to the unicorn mind than vesper, i’ll never get it.

RIPTARE
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646889873431732228

>>47313518
?? his chats been getting spammed almost every stream now dude. idk if i'd say it got transferred but he's getting hate too

>>47313491
Why not tempustars?
>>47313518
Because he was already hated from his debut, while Nowa was liked from his debut. Then someone decided to sing along with him in a Karaoke and he got all the heat from it

>>47312680
>>47312857
kek reading all these just gives me deja vu because this is what the jpstars feel like with the holojp members. tempus are really the holostars.

>>47313491
For the same reason holoX isn't called liveX.

i miss my bulimic grammatically retarded jester so much

>>47313574
...I get it.

>>47313379
should've followed the team you're coaching lol

>>47313596
Tempustars sounds ugly to pronounce.

>>47313622
explain.

Give them CS2 and give me streams.

>>47313363
I envy the Japan's rail system, but I really find Tokyo ugly

>>47313416
Is this another expression for banana asians?

>>47313583
You mean collabbeggers asking if he'll collab with (insert one of the hololive girls)

>>47313703
God I love them,,,

>>47313644
Cause he’s a young Korean guy. AKA One of the most sought after group of guys at this point in time

>>47313644
>soft eboy with voice that caters to women
>boomer nerd that's me fr fr

>>47313363
I rather stay in Germany and try to get a Japanese girlfriend.
Maybe someday...

>>47313780
?

Tempus will be one year old in around 3 months

>>47313644
Of all of them he definitely seemed the most aimed at women.

>>47313862
So the first pregnation babies should be dropping soon, from Axel's first cover

>>47313431
in an old minecraft stream a spammer was really getting to him and he sounded like he was about to crack. vesper was watching and got really pissed, banned the guy and was trying to cheer altare up

Why doesn't Magni ever talk about his past relationships?

>>47313576
rpr, you've still got a shot...he'll forgive the cheating...

>>47313574
Altare has actual experience with dating women and also has the voice and looks of your average korean male idol. If you don't think this is alarming to those pitiful unicorns then I don't know what to tell you. You could photoshop him into an NTR doujin and it wouldn't be any different.

>>47313491
Or just tempus like what uproar did.
>>47313596
>tempustars
That's so ugly ngl.

>>47313926
Not everyone is like your mom, anon

>>47312265
So why you not complaining about shipping between the boys?why must you guys always speerg out when male and male vtuber work well together .not everything must be a ship ,why can't they just be Bros while still acknoledging how well they mesh together..

>>47313926
>whore keeping count and memories of all his relationships
lol

>>47313910
god, i forgot about that… the days when vesper protected altare…

>>47313926
Probably because he's more emotional and wants to keep a professional picture about himself?
He might someday in a mengen, but till then i don't think he should
I personally wouldn't share that either, unless it's been with one hoe i couldn't care about

>>47313849
congrats you just doxxed yourself now your name is on a spreadsheet

>>47311147
Unf, Selen's fat tits...

>>47313583
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Altare got it a lot worse than Vesper for the Kronii business. This was on top of the hate he got for his debut first impression which was already a lot.

>>47312155
this art made me shed a tear or 2, can you share the original artist?

>>47314019
thats not me dumbass i got it from an idiot that doxxed himself in a /vt/ thread that popped up as soon as the incident happened

>>47314034
https://twitter.com/hou37707274/status/1646873259164733441?s=20

>>47313962
It's the hypocrite hours.

>>47313961
I never knew Altare was my mom

>>47313940
>Looks of your average Korean male idol
Ugly girl when they see Korean men

>>47314026
Plus the duet Ame did

>>47313962
NTA but I'd like to see a good male and female friendship not turned into something romantic for once

ah ok so it's either a doxxsister or catalog raid thats happening. see you guys tomorrow for TSB!

>>47311870
I hate both but this arc is going to end and I know that

>>47314049
Whatever you say retard
Lmao i remember that one, how can people be like this haha

>>47314075
Well you're right about me being ugly, that's for sure!

>>47313962
Ships between males are also dumb. It's all fucking dumb.

>>47313629
why are you being so passive aggressive anon

>>47313624
Wait what

>>47313961
my mom is shinri..

>>47314161
Shipping was always one of the worst aspects of a fanbase.

>>47314204
You wanna talk about that?

>/MANS/ realizing that Magni talks a big game but Altare is genuinely way more of a slut both sexually and romantically

>>47314102
And i'd like to see a good male and male vtuber friendship not turned into something romantic for once too especially in mans

>>47314220
this. its already bad enough with fictional characters let alone real people

>>47314248
maybe Leo and axel

>>47314220
Shipping and actually loving the thing
Just love them, like you love Pizza and noone will be disappointed, not even if your favorite streamer turns out to be literal Hitler

>>47314263
what's even worse is that the women will cope by claiming that they're just "shipping the avatars"

>>47314102
>>47314248
It's not real, just ignore it, sisters

>>47314248
heterosexuals have to force their sexualities onto everyone

>>47314280
Too late, Leo called Axel babe <3

>>47314238
My headcanon is that Magni is actually a virgin who pretends to be a slut to compensate

>>47314248
Well the holostars still have a good portion of female viewers, unlike someone like Kuzuha, but hey even that guy gets shipped i think?

I'm here to collabbeg, sorry commandments, I just can't contain it.
I want a star leaders' collab.

>>47314296
But they are? They don't want the flesh people behind the 2d anime men to actually fuck

>>47314085
Trying to memoryhole that so bad because I know Ame's a good girl but those 2 will never ever be on the same screen ever again

Fujohateranon is timelooping again, so I'm gonna post gay shit

>>47314248
Fubuki and Oga are just good friends right? right?

>>47314350
you just want to set altare up for another “we rape the enemy” mishap, don’t you

>>47314238
leader using magni forcefully treating him like the slut he pretends to be... taunting him for not keeping up when he cries choking on dick.....

>>47314350
the commandments say niji/holo and we have a ton of nijibeggars anyway, you're good.

>>47314296
Women just like to justify whatever they do in their head no matter what, it's not even limited to vtubing, in their mind, they can do no wrong.

Koiyume kowai

>>47314248
Tower and axel

>>47314428
TToTT magni just being a flirt that has no experience is so much hotter

Soon.

>>47314296
>>47314376
You need to see how doxxsister shipping magni and bettel ,and yes i mean the real person behind the avatar

>>47314323
Also hot. Talks big game, but gets much too flustered the second someone Axel gives the smallest push.

>>47314350
Leader will NEVER collab with the japs all alone and Axel hates starsJP so...

>>47314376
Anon..."It's just kayfabe" has always been cope.
You don't think the fans watching GFE vTubers with boyfriends actually don't care about the vTuber having a boyfriend, do you?
It's the exact shit drug addicts tell themselves. They hate it, but have to defend it, because what else do they have left?
I am glad i am not like that anymore.

Leo cute
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646885180404273153
https://twitter.com/kugaleo_Q/status/1646894780667019265

>>47314557
Did you miss his collab with Miyabi?

jamp

>>47314296
>"shipping the avatars"
Its a really weird cope. No matter how you twist it there is still a real person behind that avatar. I get that most people perceive vtubers as playing a character but for guys like Magni it's really just an extension of themselves. It just feels too weird to take vtuber ships seriously with that in mind.

>>47314557
are you new?

>>47314544
And this is why I personally dislike begni.

>>47314392
Lmao stinky fujo,atleast give this same energy when someone complaining about het ship

>>47314617
no one takes them seriously

>>47314570
Yeah, Leo seems like a nice person.
Glad i got the watch his debut live because of the catalog.

>>47314509
I need them more than water,,

I live for begni

>>47314671
is that brisk for bettel?

>>47314640
Even so, that doesn't change my point.

i like all ships.

>>47314563
Being a fujo and an unicorn are two very different things. For example Noc has a girlfriend right? Doesn't stop fujos from shipping him and Altare, because they don't care. Same with sexualities, Altare and Axel can say a thousand times that they sre straight but that doesn't matter. Because fujoing is actually just fantasy and fun posting. No one actually thinks they will end up together

this artist is great

>>47314720
the empty bottle was donated from bettel, the juice is magmite entrails

>>47314617
dude do you really think any altarebowl enjoyer is taking it remotely seriously. it’s for fun only. idk what’s up with magni shippers though honestly

I miss DnD and zomboid kino...

>>47314754
I love this artist's comics

>>47314776
>doooood, it's totally not serious!!!
>becomes a vesper anti

>>47314664
how is that going for ya?

>>47314754
Skin-colored snake Noc is scary.

>>47314754
>altare's overly detailed neck
sugoi

i'm off to bed so i'll be wide awake for vsaikyo, have a wonderful day /MANS/! remember not to bite the bait! love you!!!

>>47314776
>it’s for fun only
dyrbi

>>47314746
yeah, that is until the superchats with their weird fantasies start appearing

>>47314745
too based for this general

>>47314808
don't forget
>doxxes all of tempus
>starts psychoanalyzing them
>writes fics with doxx info

>>47314754
Needs to be made https://youtu.be/ngKBdg66nRw

>>47314754
why
THE FUCK
is Altare's neck like that

>>47314808
huh? i like vesper too.
>>47314831
yes, because i like looking at gay art on twitter and don’t do much beyond that.

>>47314379
Altare’s been so subtly passive aggressive about that moment compared to the others (like during his bday karaoke), I wonder if he was blindsided. I feel like it was a bit careless and insensitive of her to not consider how the other party would suffer from that.

One day I hope that there will be a member that explicitly hates ship related content and denounces it hard enough to make fujos feel bad.

Tempus is leviling up...

>>47314840
And what are those?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzpa5vk066s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzpa5vk066s

Excel~

Ah, I want another Almond collab when Altare gets back from vacation

>>47314885
And fujos are not only you

>>47314887
already happened
they denounced his discomfort and retreated back into their delusions.

>>47314831
Every single fujo post i've made in these threads is for fun. I enjoy the idea of a boy reading my fujo post and being either a) uncomfortable or b) aroused and confused. I do not actually care about the tempus members having sex at all.

i'm at the guild hall, what do you guys want

Lol i love how sister in this thread sperg out when someone shipping altare and selen ,act like they don't shipping every other boys already
In the end it just fujo cope

>>47314958
Bettelheads should be burned at the stake.

>>47314920
I remember Bettel's Jump King stream and recent superchats

>>47314754
2 balls 1 shaft

>>47313862
I'm excited for the full HQ off collab...

>>47314995
Magni

>>47315011
>>47315010

>>47314996
kek i’ve literally seen more fujos shipping selentare than anyone else

>>47314991
can I suck your dick?

>>47314995
Altare's kill log good luck lmao

When will you guys learn to stop replying to the fujoschizo?

>>47314996
I enjoy every Altare ship. Every Altarebowl contestant is valid!

>>47314868
why did you have to point that out...

>>47314746
you say that but i've seen sisters actually start becoming pretty schizo if the two vtubers in their ship stop interacting as often, or they dont interact in the way they want them to. they almost delude themselves into believing the two people are doing anything other than playing a role

I'm going to ship everyone with everyone and no one will stop me!

>>47315051
>fujos
>shipping selentare
unless selen has a penis, it's not fujos.

>>47314991
I ship me and you, don't tell my bf I guess

>>47315080
pekomiko… crossick…….

>>47315080
so true, zetaxel bros

Altare sacrificed a whole month and postponed his vacation just to help out Axel. What would Axel do to return Altare the favor?

>>47315112
Guess he hasn't seen the futa art...

>>47315112
you think the people who make those genderbend ship art aren't fujos themselves?

>>47315112
>he doesn’t know

before replying to the fujoschizo don't forget to say hi to sleepy mama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEvGzMq9FI

Male shipping is literally the thing that keep these fujos alive, kek. And here they act like they don't love it with passion, it's all fun and game lol.

>>47315154
buy him some maccas

>>47315154
probably nothing

>>47315154
Axel is all in to help his friends.

>>47315154
Wonder if he's finally willing to suck one out for him now

yumesisters we just cant stop winning

>>47315154
CS2 arc
continue being bros, of course. what are friends for?

>>47314746
Op here, I personally see it as a different side of the same coin.
As long as it's just funposting and you respect the boundaries that are set, i think it's fine, but you should believe me that those are the same thing and that some of them are serious.