/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can someone PLEASE turn that shit off

>>47297317
God fucking dammit!!! Can that one guy just stop shilling his whore-shit-no-go anime!!??! I’m tired of this SHIT!! AAARRRRGGGHHH

Where the hell are the videogames?

>>47297317
>Also be careful with the lamys
We've done nothing wrong.

Get'cher M48 Cyclone Combat Knives here! Fresh from the factory! Get ready for the civil war for the low LOW price of ONE, yes, ONE aka supa!
Give your neighbor and his oshi one hell of a stab they will not be coming back from with the M48 Cyclone! Buy three, and I'll throw in a (pre-loved) Holomem dakimakura of your choice!

i managed to sneak a Wamy out from one of the fake Lamy bars, she seems happier now
what should i do with her?

it smells like feet in here

>>47298080
>a knife that can stab but not slash
For what purpose? A regular knife can stab and slash just fine.

>>47297317
Guys i found the anime that will get me out of this hobby.
Should we do a watchalong?

>>47298727
When you stab them, stranger, there's no stitching them up again. Not even the world's best doctor can stitch up a triangular stab wound! Ha ha ha!
So! Will you buy, or will you buy? Buy now and I'll throw in a nendroid.

>>47298831
No we should do “Shiranui Flare the anime” watchalong instead, Its more fun

>>47298727
I've caught enough dropped end mills with my hand to know a spiral blade slashes just fine

>>47298726
which level of the tower are you on?

>>47298080
How much? I want to stab my oshi and then myself

>>47297872
not sure, i've been trying to find a map of this place but nobody seems to have any
most of the ones that i get are bogus and don't match their surroundings

FUCK! THE NOUSAGI ARE USING CHLORINE GAS,WEAR UR GAS MASK FAGS THE NOUSAGI ARE FUCKING INSANE,
WHAT THE FUCK

>>47298080
Is this strong enough to penetrate the skin of a lamy? I've seen those fuckers gathering on the stairs of my floor and I'm starting to get nervous

>>47299736
One aka supa, stranger! To the one and only Sora. She's a right good lass, isn't she?
>>47301721
Aye, it will, but it will only be good for a few stabs. Still, you can drop by my shop and have it repaired. In fact, if you're hunting Elves, I think this Red 9 might just do the trick! Only three merch purchase receipts from the Hololive store.

>>47301181
*Cough Cough* B-BREATHING HURTS, MOMMYYYYY I CAN'T BREATHE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>47302182
Sapling noooooooooooooooo
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Ever since the suipiss incident I've been running low on water supplies. Anyone have a coffee press large enough to fit a watamelon, maybe a large vice grip?

More war! With enough sacrifices we may be able to bring back chalmer

>>47297317
Who the fuck is larping in slash vt

>>47303027
I am
*cums on you*

>>47301181
what are the nousagi even using it on?
is this supposed to be the start of the civil war we were warned about?

The rrratman! The rratman is back! Fresh new rrats. Juicy big rrats.

>>47303710
My guess would be the nousagi are using the recent lamy infestation as a distraction to get an edge on whatever war project they are working right now
Which is stupid since most likely they will end up overrun if we're busy fighting eachother instead of dealing with the lamys

>>47304250
i found a rare peaceful lamy, she's camped out in my room and hates the trouble her sisters are causing
and before anyone says anything, i keep her under constant surveillance just in case

Look I have to ask, What's a Pomu? I hear people saying I'm Pomu in a few other rooms but I ain't going in there after the time I found a Haaton and their '''shrine'''' to Haachama

Moona asked to babysit her baby but i lost him while on the elevator...
I think it got to the lower floors...

I'm freaking out bros

>>47298080
I'll take 3 and one Daki of Fauna one-chan

>>47305576
Man up and go down there you still have time before the hoomans sacrifice it ( cause I know you didn't give it berries to offer them instead)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY SEND HELP THE WATAMELONS ARE REVOLTING

I've come to the base floors because I've started getting into mumei recently, but all I hear is chanting and the whole place stinks of bird shit. Where are the hoomans supposed to gather?

>>47297872
Bro, the /v/ tower is one block over! Unfortunately, we no longer connect at the ground floor after they electromagnetically separated all of the towers from the earth to imprison us here until our death, so your best bet is to climb to one of the higher levels and use some fandead corpses as a bridge.

>>47305471
I'm pom- Err, I'm sorry, but once you've heard the words it is too late.
Soon you'll be pomu too, God have mercy on your soul

>>47307417
Mmm yummy talantula
All these degenelates will become haachamachama~

>>47307417
But I'm Alpharius

>>47305812
my watamelon is perfectly content, are you sure you've been treating yours right?

I'm having a mogu mogu moment on the 45th floor.

>>47305967
Hey bro got any berries? I'll tell you if you give me the berries :)

>>47308972
do i dare ask what constitutes a 'mogu mogu moment'?

>>47311022
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>>47311068
augh, i should've known
is there anything we can do to help?

alright towerfriends, i'm going to nap
try not to get too rowdy outside of my room this time, i need the sleep after those chucklefucks downstairs kept drilling for rrats

>>47298831
peasant anime watcher, that isn't an anime about idol or vtuber, it's an isekai and whodunit.

>>47307757
Sure you are Omegon

>>47314424
No he's Pomu like me!

So I know the wamy plague and the pomu plague are spreading around a lot, but what happens if they come in contact with each other?

the 90's floors have decided to sent some bots out to fight off the lamy menace