/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

With the tweet earlier today a stream tomorrow does actually feel likely. Who really knows though...

Garlic bread really is the best.

>>47296796
Quaso?

Sleep tight chumbies

>>47296852
But have you heard about QUASO??

>>47296836
I don't expect anything anymore. She told me to expect a stream and we got crickets.

I love my wife so much!!

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>47296796

>>47296885
That's alot of onaholes

Sex siren

>>47296836
It's either tomorrow or the day after that. There is 100% a stream on one of those days

>>47296974
I love the silly poses she does while saying quaso

Speaking of options gura, when a mob is discontented thats when their most willing to take option. If you have something you can't do alone then when people are raging at their peak address your goddamned issues and have a go at it. You'd be surprised how much time schizos have. Again you need to know what you're going through and so will whoevers helping but for fucks sakes reach out and do something it doesnt take some great will, just basic realization that you CAN change.

>>47297004
Don't expect a stream Saturday, Bae has an outfit reveal at 9 ET

>>47296974
Gura is being voiced by a dude...

Aint this what you wanted? Be your own buff stooge, everyone has something they can use. What's yours?

quaso (I don't get this meme)

>>47297146
Its slang for admitting you have bowel issues

Gurass

>>47297146
It's ok dumbud.

Need this gura back, this was pure sex.

>>47297168
quaso...

>>47297186
rubrubrubrubrub

Never ever maybe severed

Is there anything Gura does want to literally shit on? We know shit doesn't want to literally shit on ponies.

>>47297146
I think its origin is from Jimmy Neutron, but Kiara started using it recently and made it popular

>>47297073
i just want to say that if you're not actually schizophrenic, this is outstanding writing and character development. you've absolutely nailed the sort of delusional structure displayed by genuine schizophrenics, and the way that you direct actual conversational content back toward delusional non-sequiturs is superb. you should consider taking up screenwriting.

>>47297307

I love Gura the most!

Weird bot

9th unannounced day off in a row

>>47297331
my post

>>47297329

>>47297327
Proof in the pudding at how much time people have to paint a picture. Schizos are an eager mob gura use them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A14gZbQyUs
Me and gura like this song, she self inserts as the girl that needs to be saved and i am her savior.

>>47296796
leech

>>47297380
she seemed so happy that day...

hello pajeet, i have this $5 google play card
i'm going to redeem the card to buy a membership to my favorite vtuber, gawr gura

I still love Gura, chumbies.

>>47297538
Pajeet schizo I thought you came to the conclusion yesterday that this was method acting?

Gura was her own antagonist but she changed. Now that she's a big figures streamer she just doesn't care.
The cyber sex asmr will never happen. The "getting drunk at a Bar together" asmr will never happen.
When she doesn't feel like streaming she just goes outside, either to tend to her vegetables or to milk some cows like her 4.3M fans desperate for her affection never really existed.

>>47297571
what? i'm going to redeem the card so i can buy a membership, is that what i'm supposed to do?

Anyone doomposting now is in for a world of hurt once csgo 2 drops

>>47297572
That cow? My dick.

>>47297663
No you're supposed to show me the card numbers, for her sake

>>47297680
ok after i redeem the card i will show you the numbers

>>47297662
Gura is too cowardly to play FPS games. Apex should have taught you this.

>>47297538
DO NOT REDEEEEEM

>>47297712
merry christmas
>>47297734

>>47297327
It was a personalized message for a troubled girl <3, You wouldn't understand unless you were telepathic.

I love her more than anything!

>>47297712
i love this shark so much

>>47297760
hello i redeemed the card

Just do the breaking good, gura. Easy

>>47297848
I love her body more than anything!

I love her comments more than anything

>>47298011
This is gonna give me nightmares, fuck you.

>>47298070
That would require my consent, which I do not give anon.

>>47297662
She's practicing csgo with her brother to get better so she can stream csgo2 when it comes out. I know.

>>47298094
forgot picrel

Read berserk gura, I think you of all people should see it being how you are. Warning titties

>>47298066
Who?

What if she had a penis, and she didn't tell us all along.

>>47298212
I am ready for it, and you should be too!

>>47298206
Virtual succubus and wannabe nihilist the gawr gura and her hoarde of junkies

>>47298254
forgot picrel again

>>47298286
unfathomably based

>>47297572
Cover should just let her stream with her discord buddies

What if she choked on the garlic bread and didn't make it...

>>47298377
it would be extremely painful

>>47298377
Don't worry the third VA is already on her way

>>47298413
Hi gura, want to stop letting mere garlic bread control your life yet?

>>47298508
Not buying the this act unless you start taking action to fix your issues girl, those who care want to see you at your best, not acting as it.

>>47298456
booo, you ruined the joke

>>47298212
I swing both ways so I'd make it work.

What's the latest cope?

>>47298594
this
>>47298582

>>47298550
We just want to see her at all.. And would happily help her with her issues if we're able to. Not that that's ever gonna happen..

>>47297572
>Goes outside
>To tend vegetable or to milk some cows
DYRBI

>>47298619
Only way we can is if she tells us about them. Batman isnt going to save her

>>47298508
I want to huff her breath smell

>>47298582
The joke is letting garlic bread put you in a headlock

I wonder if she expects this wave of complaints to just blow over. It does look like there are a lot more long time chumbies starting shit than before and doing the usual ignore tactic might not go over so well

>>47298686
Surely this will be the time that she figures out that ignoring everything all the time is what causes it in the first place, right? ...right?

>>47298686
Her banning the word „stream” makes it obvious that she is aware of complaints but does not intend to address them at all.

>>47298686
It won't there'll be some "we're back" periods like the upcoming concert sperg, but it will keep growing as people know the drill now. Of course if she really did give up on everything that easily, that'll be what she wants I guess. For others to pull the rug for her.

>>47298686
Doesn't matter. Not like a mob is leaving, and no one important has piped up. She's not gonna care.

ztreams,zwillpower,zrape,zlackmail,zelf defense

>>47296886
Is this croissant shit just another retarded zoomer meme? I see it all the time and it screams it to me.

>>47298686
She is getting ready to collect her latest paycheck and will make no attempt to address any of the controversy. Don't worry yesbuds will prop up any losses caused by long time members leaving and refunds merch

She took it too far this time. Vanishing again without a word and the first thing she does after days of silence is posting meaningless shit about garlic bread. Any normal content creator would first apologize and then announce when the next stream will be. Is she just that ignorant or does she do it on purpose? I really can not tell anymore.

At least her sense of humor stays as good as always. I fucking laughed my ass off at the last tweet and that 1st April short

>>47298960
Here's my personal cope: she has something preventing her from streaming and has some regret on it but is too stupid to acknowledge it or try anything about it and chooses recline and her old cycle instead

>>47297848
I love her stinky little feet more than anything. Just once I wish Gura would sniff a pair of her sweaty socks on stream and "jokingly" tells us how much they stink. Her stinky little socks probably smell like dirt and muksy. Fuck.

>>47299032
her swollen odorous feet were encased in stinky socks that littered the bathroom floor as she was saying it, accompanied by wadded up panties

>>47298960
anon this is literally just shark eat borgar 2: garlic bread boogaloo.

>>47299101
I can't believe I exist in the same reality as such a perfect creature.

>>47299145
Garlic bread is an abusive ex, a big bad bulb.

>>47298960
She SAYS things like "You have been so patient with me and I really appreciate it" "want to come back strong" or "back to the gold ol days for awhile"
But her actions suggest that she doesn't think she needs to be a regular streamer and that people who have a problem with that are not worth any consideration, its confusing because the is a fundamental divorce between the words she says and what she does.

My advice is to stop taking her words seriously for awhile and just look at what she does again and again for your answer.

>>47299145
That's not a good comparison when shark eat burger was followed by a month break.

>No permissions for Hogwarts Legacy
>No permissions for Atomic Heart
>No permissions for Warhammer Darktide
>Get's shit on by Senpai Kouhai and fans when she plays Minecraft so it's not fun for her.

Gee I wonder why she won't Stream
Maybe EN Management needs to be fired and replaced.

I hope burp gets fucking nuked next time they deploy him.

shoes

These people seem a tad unhinged.

>>47299179
actions speak louder than words, but silence speaks the loudest of all.

>>47299179
You sound like you have never had a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman or one with a personality disorder. This is nothing unusual.

>>47299233
What's wrong little one?

>>47299179
We already know of her autism, I believe the divide between her words and actions is more of temporary motivation than being disingenuous she just needs discipline to solve her shit in the same way schedules kept her on track

>>47299223
>ITS NOT GURA FAULT
good god stop this fucking cope already

>>47299257
You're on 4chan buddy

>>47299233
I will have you conceive the next crab daimyo

>>47299278
She peed her bed

>>47299279
Anyone have her feeling inspired soundpost about april fools ideas, and have any idea what is making her demotivated so easily? People loved the tiktoks ffs

>>47299315
Ah I can fix that...

>>47299179
As they say. Indifference hurts more than any hurtful words

>>47299223
I bought Atomic Heart at launch and I'm still waiting to play it. Bought Far Cry 5 after 5 years and it really has its hooks in me. Wish Gura would play Far Cry 5, she'd love all the side characters.

>>47299342
SEE HOW MUCH THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU GURA, YOU INSECURE AUTISMAL SPASM 900OLD YEAR OLD, THIS TOOK EFFORT

>>47299343
Can I know how?

>>47299315
That bed? Me.

>>47299297
Oh it is totally her fault too, she should tell what is going on, but if they give her no content to stream and she's not an ASMR or Zatsudan streamer what she gonna do? She already saves up all the Zatsu stuff for members where she constantly runs out of stuff to talk about or looses her line of thought cause all she wants is game and talk about games.

>>47299342
Are we in a tech stage where people can shoot out massive custom holograms from small handheld items yet? I have several ideas

>>47299274
You can still use observation to get at what they really think and my observation of her actions over the last how many ghosting arcs with shoddy/no communication is that she either does not think it is a problem that her streaming time has fell off a cliff or does think it's a problem but has no intention of changing anyway. Whichever one it is she tries to smooth things out with empty words rather than own up to it, which is the root of all the seethe.

>>47299304
>You're on 4chan buddy
Sure that's epic, I guess you're just underage.

>>47299398
Don't worry dumbud! When HoloEarth releases, Gura will never want for topics to discuss or need permissions ever again because it will be the greatest game of all time and not a massive waste of company money!

>>47299398
Become an asmr/zatsu streamer? She could start doing more themed zatsus and work from there, people loved the maid stream, I did too real horny. Take in aspects from expectations of other platforms like twitter spaces to be more "unhinged" if she needs the motivation. Start playing around with her larp aspect more in a way management wont cuck her over

>>47299440
uoh

>>47299179
Both her first ASMR and pervious valentine ASMR has her thanking us for being patient too. If anything it's looking good for ASMRbuds once more.

>>47299416
NTA really but I think she thinks its a problem but is convincing herself she can do nothing about it which goes in tune with the second thing you said but its funny as there's always something she can do.

>>47299398
This is what happens when someone doesn't care about stream content quality. They do no prep or minimal prep then wing everything when it's time to stream. As much as people here hate how scripted JPs can be sometimes, they do their due diligence and we can see and feel that from the streams they do

>bans the word streaming
>lol garlic bread XD :3
She really plans to sit this one out again, huh?

>>47296796
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD AHAHAHAHAAHH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>47299472
I really wish Gura believed she was as good at zatsus as she actually is. I still regularly listen to the member stream where she is discussing cottage core and getting all cute and excited. It's fucking adorable. I know she even said it that she is starting to realize people tune in for her and not whatever crap she's playing, but I wonder what has to be done for her to actually understand. She could just recite mundane stories that happened in middle school and it would be an amazing stream!

>>47299540
At this point we need her to wing it not hold some elitist view as the companys mascot, she can hold the ideal of prep to major streams. But she can wing zatsus as long as she isnt focusing on what she has to say

>>47299516
You deserve the lovenest asmr more than any of us for your unshakeable faith even in these dark times.
>>47299533
Yeah of course all sorts of mental issues could play into it, the biggest of which is her being too scared to be upfront about how she feels about streaming nowadays, it would be entirely out of character for her but a state of the channel segment would do wonders at this point, it need not even be a separate video she could just do it in a zatsu.

>>47299588
Absolutely, shes great at improv. Its her sperg scale and worrying on what she can or cannot say that is her undoing. When she starts worrying about how much left on her notie of prep she has, she unironically starts sweating too much and runs out of fuel. She should use her burger energy more she isnt a fucking jp

>>47299540
If I wanted the complete plastic pre-packaged JP experience I would watch them. I like Gura's style, she just has to stream more...which the how is the endless question we will ask. I don't even think Gura knows the answer.

>>47299361
She doesn't care. Too busy chatting playing csgo with friends.

>>47299654
Yep

>>47299654
I believe theres something other than just mental preventing her and thats why she struggles so much to bring it up as corps mascot, because its just drama. But at this point she does need a turnover to bring it up

>>47299516
Don't forget Maid RP. Gura knows what we want and she does give it to us. Eventually.

>>47296796
Cute. Gawra and her friend Kira

>>47299804
any month now

>>47299705
What happened to reflect gura? About confronting life, dont use your friends as a runaway, again

>>47299674
Sweaty Gura...BUT yes, that is right! I know Cover has been far from perfect managing her, but I'm pretty sure her biggest limiter is herself and her perfectionist tendencies. She needs an easily accessible way to enter her Ultra Instinct state where she shuts off that nagging part of her brain and just "goes with it". Those are beautiful moments.

>>47299830
I can't tell if you're shitposting or earnestly believe that, but yeah, any month now.

>>47299834
She kinda forgor

>>47299686
She can't put out consistent content when she has to improv all the time. It's why she is not streaming because she literally can't do it due to not having a new game to react to and/or anything recent to talk about. She will question herself everytime she says anything. She did better when she actually had written down what she wanted to say first. But from recent times, it seems like she stopped doing it for whatever reason and it led to even less stories and abysmal level of stream frequency

>>47299851
Yes. She will go back to streaming normally and doing stuff other than return streams. Either tomorrow or the day after that. You'll see.

>>47299833
No what she needs is ultra ego, she needs resolute pride, not confused principles. Fucking eat that fist gura

>>47299885
Holy shit someone please make a Ultra Ego Gura drawing...her brow line will be legendary.

>>47299935
But as short as she is and buff as broly

>>47299834
She never changed. Been like this in 2021 too, she even got mad when she got called out.

I like how obvious disingenuous posts are at this time of night.

>>47300020
Cept 2021 her was running the gaunlet in every matter, and her getting offended back then was a sign she actually cared. Compared to nowadays when shes returning back to her older older ways and just ignores it all. So yeah she changed or rather reverted. 2021 gura was a positive change and kind of badass at that.

>>47300020
I wonder how she feels seeing Kaela building and finishing Atlantis without her.

>>47300067
The only thing disingenuous is you not sucking my balls bitch

>>47299978
Now THAT is a shortstack. Rage monster muscle shark, my beloved.

>>47300102
>Gura2.jpg
Yes definitely a chumbud

>>47300105
New outfit go guraly ultra leako, hakai bombs composed of chums

>>47300102
Does sucking Gura's balls mean flossing my teeth with her labia? Cause I'll do it if she really wants.

>>47300124
Seethe I stole that from someone else in the first place, im guras main piracy bud and I will plunder more booty

>>47300191
Yeah like that

>>47300133
No you have to floss your teeth with her (yes they exist) fuzzies down belowsies

>>47300258
forgot picrel my bad

>>47299223
>Hogwarts Legacy
>Atomic Hearts
She just doesn't want to play them
>Warhammer Darktide
She probably has permissions for it but dropped it like so many of the other games she asked permissions for.
>Minecraft
I do agree that people should stop mocking her for playing Minecraft though, it's pretty obnoxious.
>>47299867
Yeah someone should bring up to Gura that she should go back to writing topics down.

I want to take her on a date to arbies, I want to see her hold the oversized sandwich and start stressing out over someone being with her, I want to see her freak out initially as I tease and eventually encourage her to eat the sandwich as a game, I want to see the cheese whiz drip off her face as I scoop it up and see her blush more, I want to close in within breathing distance to her ears and whisper passionately to her that I
Have the meats

>>47300396
Arbies is horrible take her to the big M like a normal person

drafted a SC, lets see if im brave enough to send it. Not sure i can convey what i want in such a small character limit

>>47300431
Arbies is the meat shop where I can poke fun at her eating anxiety the best from how fucking much there is, and nothing mcdonalds has will ever come close to this masterpiece

>>47300496
>lets see if im brave enough to send it
Faggot.

>>47300496
Just do it anon, people have to start moving and not just a few escapist attempts or we're getting nowhere, you arent alone in this

>>47300496
Break it up into multiple SCs, have you forgotten about the 10 part masterpiece?

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>47300551
That is a guranteed no-read

>>47300551
>>47300614
3 of different colors too many and she'll just pass it over but just enough where you look like a fucking zebra and you'll catch her aspergers eye

Puffy bald slit

>>47300396
I want to take Gura on a date to Arby's, order her a double roast beef, make insensitive jokes about labia the whole time, then let her angry-fuck me when we get home.

>>47300655
Now, shove it up it's asshole.

>>47300768
Holy shit I could use arbys special sauce as a euphemism for my cum

>>47300785
There is something so dehumanizing and incredibly hot about referring to Gura as an it.

>>47300814
Hi thing

>>47300814
Gura would think that's hot too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0nbodPoME&t=9290s

I'm the king of /ggg/.

wet cat

>>47300874
God I forgot how good that night was. I wonder if she has any idea the massive amount of semen spilled because of that one stream.

>>47300986
You want to explain want that talk about the enderman having cats for dinner was gura? I have standards you know

I want to sniff her spats so bad.

>>47300949
Where have you been yesterday onahole?

>>47301060
I will give you her spats while I take them off to sniff gura's cunny

>>47301101
?
I didn't miss a day.

>>47300986
sex cat

>>47301054
I have no idea what you're saying but have you ever heard the tragedy Darth Shrimpnuts The Wise? It's not a story a holofag would tell you

>>47301166
Ok my bad. Now take my load.

How did Gura become a sex symbol for EN

>>47301172
Wet pussy

>>47301166
Shhhhhh. Onaholes don't talk.

>>47301265
By having the most erotic body

>>47301256
Fear not gawratine I will not be shanked by my disciples after all it's girding time, now find me that piece of project I had in my hand yesterday morning

>>47301294
But she looks just like a child.

>>47301265
I'm going to be honest, Gura could have had any model in EN and she would have turned them into the sex symbol with just her charm and personality.

>>47301342
Yeah but it wouldn't be as hot if she had a LYING model like some of council have.

>>47301283
Did you learn that from the japanese ojis?

>>47301333
Yes and that's why she has the most erotic body

there's just no way anyone loves gura more than I. physically impossible.

>>47301508
>t. physically impossible
its a good thing you dont exist

>>47301508
True. Because you are me and this is my psot

YOU VIL GET NO ZTREAMS
AND YOU VIL LIKE EET

>>47301386
I forgot about how much hotter it makes Gura knowing her actual body is like her model's...unlike some non-Myth HoloEN members.

gura's stinky mocap suit after 8 hours of dance practice...

>>47301508
Love is mental and I posess the most of it for Gura

>>47301566
Vvantis vill vise ztreams will veturn vike a b c 1 2 vhree vount with me, you vee?

>>47301603
Why did they work her so hard that her feet swollened up?

>>47301603
It must be preserved in the Museum of Perverted Good Stink.

>good
kek

>>47301603
GURA'S APOCRINE SWEAT GLANDS T o T

Now not to kill your joy ride or your horny liking spree(calm down) but why are there no streams, anon from 4 chan?

hey you guys remember when she was making turkey feathers with everyone's names on them?

>>47301764
Never happened

>>47301764

>>47301764
no

https://files.catbox.moe/e2wegk.jpg
Why

Jwu
How's the watchalong?

>>47301839
30 minutes in

>>47301668
Why is Gura making chocolate when she can just paint it all over her body and let me lick it?

What is even happening with you lately am I mistaken to trust or not fuck man

>>47301898
Slit

>>47301941
Translation?

>>47301898
>>47301942

>>47301931
Which man do you want to fuck?

>>47301988
An honest one

Uh...is the bot malfunctioning?

>>47302045
beep boop bitch jesse botman bitch

>>47301961
That's Gura's body language when her cunny gets all tingly and warm and she doesn't know why or what to do...

>>47302074
I can help her...

Tags:selfcest(?) vr, profuse vomiting

>>47302135
You're a good man for helping a confused special needs child.

>>47302177
What evolution of dirty talk is this supposed to be

maybe something really bad happened? like mama or papa shark passed away
(yes i'm saying the garlic bread tweet was mane-san)

>>47301941
Her hands are nowhere near her knees guys... she's HUGE

primitive cat

Gura's stub arms....

Gurass

>>47302211
No lol. She's just playing csgo with her friends.

>>47296836
Gura still streams???

Gura.... are you with the group right now?

Not gurass
https://files.catbox.moe/meakax.jpg

Goob morning, chumbies. They're still going I see. Such a shame.

Its hard to make any push when I still dont know what happened on the trip and afterwards, just going to clear that up, was I right or wrong on being cynic

I keep thinking about Gura's meat flaps.

Well was I?

Gura is mad. She's mad that we are mad that she prefers playing games offstream rather than keep the promises she made.
First she got mad in 2021 and then she stopped caring completely in 2022 but now she's mad again because we realized she doesn't care and she is doubling down on the ghosting.

>>47302463
Goob night

>>47302517
wtf same

>all my Gura karaoke olaylist is her singing sad breakup shit
Fuck

>>47302692
Her whole birthday karaoke stream from 2022 was like that.

>>47302727
then the maid asmr came and I thought everything was going to work out fuck was I mistaken

>>47302727
>>47302692
A lot of girls just love that kind of shit.

>>47302797
Breakups, the song, or hormones?

>>47302819
The music, yeah.

>>47302886
Contemptuous little tell tale

>>47302886
I want to inappropriately fondle those thighs for an entire day.

>>47303100
Really? Only a day?

>>47303100

>>47303141
Pouty Gura makes me feel a cocktail of lustful emotions.

I want to watch Gura attempt to stuff a shark-shaped dildo (with the girth of a soda can) inside her cunny.

>>47296796
cute quaso

whores

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin.
I must confess that I feel like a monster.

Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
Oh, it went by like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way?

The dream gone all thats left is excuses. Fun business

Member this shrimp

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

Gura didn't even come close to finishing Skyrim, the idea that she's depressed and not streaming because there's this cool open world game she totally wants to play but they won't let her is downright comical.

My friends, I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks a traitor in our midsts
Who hath invoked the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun

No one here has ever seen Gura vagina.

Looks like someone is not ogey.

There is a house way down in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
Mother was a tailor, yeah, yeah
Sewed my Levi jeans
My father was a gamblin' man, yeah, yeah
Down, way down in New Orleans
Now the only thing a gamblin' man ever needs
Is a suitcase, Lord, and a trunk
And the only time a fool like him is satisfied
Is when he's all stone cold drunk

I love and trust my shark. She'll be back soon.

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck"
"And I'm about to put the hammer down"

>>47303664
But I watch it every night?
T. Gura's husband

Cum potentia sua

Daemon fundet

Mortem interam:
Deinde moritur.

Cum somnus finit,

Razgriz surget iterum:
Cum historia mutat valde

Razgriz revelat ipsum:

Primum daemon scelestus est.
Gloria mutat valde

Razgriz revelat ipsum:

Sua daemon fundet mortem
Gloria mutat valde

Razgriz revelat ipsum:

Moritur (Cum somnus finit)
Razgriz surget iterum:

Magnus

Magnus heros est.

>>47303740
Uhh marriage certificate doko?

Ignore the 7 but yeah pixy wont sleep around pixys a real one

Gura thinks bots are really neat. Thanks, Bot-chan.

Appreciating basic morality despite being one who doesnt follow it? Who would have thought she could!

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go
In fire and pain, now once again, we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

guraimage.jpg

What the fuck is going on

A gura thread

when will gura come stream the funny train game she wanted

I can't see where you comin' from
But I know just what you runnin' from:
And what matters ain't the "who's baddest" but
The ones who stop you fallin' from your ladder, baby

And you feel like you feelin' now
And doin' things just to please your crowd,
When I love you like the way I love you,
And I suffer, but I ain't gonna cut you 'cause

This ain't no place for no hero.
This ain't no place for no better man.
This ain't no place for no hero
To call "home."

It's neat really, every betrayal, every disappointment is one step closer to curing my dementia

>>47304068
Couldn't be a bot.

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting
How I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise
Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain (never break the chain)
And if you don't love me now (you don't love me now)
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying (still hear you saying)
You would never break the chain (never break the chain)
Listen to the wind blow, down comes the night
Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies
Break the silence, damn the dark, damn the light

Sex with a fembud.

Get fucking good gura, you alleyway goods my lyrical symbolism is zeppelin level

Freezin'
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little betters, any days
Oh, hand out
Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar
Oh, dark grin
He can't help, when he's happy, he looks insane
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again

>>47304162
No way! That guy said his bot was super duper invisible!

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields, the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord, yeah!
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war

Mississippi Queen
You know what I mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything
Went down around Vicksburg
Around Louisiana way
Where lived the Cajun Lady
Aboard the Mississippi Queen
You know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes were gettin' their kicks
Boy, I beg your pardon, I was gettin' mine
Mississippi Queen
If you know what I mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything

Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious
Fergalicious, definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
It's so delicious (it's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
It's so delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-
(Def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-)
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, call me Stacy (hey, Stacy)
I'm the F to the E-R-G, the I, the E, and
Can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (ooh-wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

Life is a waterfall
We're one in the river
And one again after the fall
Swimming through the void, we hear the word
We lose ourselves, but we find it all
'Cause we are the ones that want to play
Always want to go, but you never want to stay
And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play but you never want to lose

This is marginally better than the usual walls of text we get but I'm still not reading this shit.

Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
And the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
Watching from the edge of the circus
For the games to begin
Gladiators draw their swords
Form their ranks for armageddon
I'm nuclear, I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child

>>47304472
My hands are broken,
And time is going on and on,
it goes forever (how long).
So I got high and lived all that life
that I’ve taken all for granted.

Promise me you’ll try
To leave it all behind,
‘cause I’ve elected hell,
Lying to myself.
Why have I gone blind?
Live another life.

(You). (You).
I don't know, I just posted the lyrics for Skillet's Monsters and posted the infamous nigga picture and that other anon started spamming lyrics

>>47304426
good one

Пpocти мeня мaмa зa тo, чтo выpoc paнo
Зa тo, чтo бoль пpичинял зa paнoй paнa
Пpocти мeня мaмa, я вo мнoгoм винoвaт
Пpocти, чтo я нe cтaл тaким кaк cтapший бpaт
Moя жизнь, мaмa, кaк чepнo-бeлoe кинo
Bcё вpoдe бы нeплoхo, нo вceгдa ecть oднo "Ho!"
Пoнять нe лeгкo, пoчeмy вce имeннo тaк?
Имeннo тaк a нe инaчe, чтo этo знaчит?
Пoжeлaй мнe yдaчи, мaмa, мeня зoвeт дopoгa
Tы cлёзы пpячeшь, мaмa, мeня нe бyдeт дoлгo
Я знaю знaeшь, мaмa, я знaю вepишь, мaмa
Tы вepилa и вepишь в мeня, и этo нe мaлo
И кoгдa cбивaлa cyдьбa мeня c нoг
Cквoзь бoль и oтчaяниe cлышaл гoлoc: "Bcтaвaй, cынoк!"
Этy бaллaдy я пocвящaю вceм мaтepям
Чтo cвoю любoвь дapят нaм

No one can see me and I've lost all feeling
And now I know I won't die alone.
I'll stop you from breathing
and all your deceiving
and this house is not my own!

No!
More forgiveness.
No!
And the reason is
I know I won't die alone.

I have returned!
Everyone dies,
and everyone lies,
they're waiting for the second coming again.

Everyone tries to
hold onto their lives,
when no one's alive,
bring me 1-1-5!

You stand for nothing and
overlooked something.
I'll bring you down,
all on my own.

I'm the end I can taste it,
I'll justify hatred,
I am the chosen one,
left hand of all that's
sacred!

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest," the next day my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet he probably
Just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head!"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

"Did you get him?" Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything 'cept his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along

what the fuck happened

The sun's up and the birds are awake. That means it's time for bed.

>>47304732
same desu
May Gura bless me with activity as I sleep.

>>47304716
When your oshi betrays you shit happens.

>>47304822
My oshi is not your oshi

You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around
What?
Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
No
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name
Well, I can't say it
How 'bout a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it
Two words
Right
Second word
Uh-huh
Drink?
No
Beverage?
No
Wine?
No
Juice?
Yes

Oshi no she was oishi, unfortunately I wasnt the only one on her menu

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
So, with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything, everything
Everything that matters to me matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down
It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down

Which one of you is this? This is exactly the type of coping larp post you see on /ggg/ daily.

>>47305107
Fucking based

>>47305107
Hornybuds I kneel

goob morning
i love gura

>>47305107

>>47305216
Goob night

Chumbuds, are you alright?

>>47305237
Are chumbuds actually smart?

>>47305267
Not really I am horny right now

>>47305267
Yea, I'm good

So many deleted posts

>>47305267
I'm pissing and shidding my pants.

>>47305436
Chumbaby...

>lyrics anon got banned
Nyo...

>>47305420
Almost all of them by the same person too. Thanks meido it's funny reading them when you know it's literally one guy.