/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Touch some grass

grass = 草

>>4726482
i saw it alot in children game. i guess it kind of a way to call someone NEET without getting ban.

>>4726482
>It sounds so unoriginal and passive aggressive.
Of course it sounds like that because that's what roasties usually say. It's probably a western roastie desperate for attention, just ignore her.

It's obvious bait by one person and you're taking it hard by making this thread.

touch grass = acquire 草
they're telling you to laugh and not take things so seriously

>>4726519
This. They want you to laugh more. You should watch funnier chuubas, like Pekora and Coco

>>4726482
>grass = 草
>草 = wwwww
>wwwww = lol
>touching grass = touching lol
The absolute state of norm fag humor.

>>4726482
touch grass means leave your house and interact with the real world.
If you did in fact "touch grass" then you wouldn't need to ask what it meant.

>>4726482
>Doesn't even know what touch grass means
Sounds like it's time for you to go touch some grass, anon
It is a new meme that has gotten very popular recently, basically it's telling you to go outside (and stop being such an out of touch weirdo)

>>4726482
It's telling you to go fucking outside for once, you loser

>>4726672
So, in short its shitposters who don't actually watch youtubers or people pretending to be those sort. Got it

>>4726772
no, you need to improve your reading and comprehension.

>>4726482
normalfag way of telling someone to be a normalfag
basically, just get out of your house and have fun, it will solve all your issues XD
/vt/ is infested with redditors, seabook and normalfags

>>4726482
>Why do I see people saying touch grass a somewhat regular amount on this board?
it's an indication that twitterfags populate this god-forsaken board and a great reminder to why you should stay on /hlgg/

>>4726804
No he's right.
It's a phrase that makes it very embarrassingly obvious you come from outside 4chan.

>>4726555
Girls do not post on /vt/.

>>4727082
>what is the nijimales thread

>>4726482
It's a zoomer thing apparently, like the amogus joke and other things. I noticed this board has an unusually high amount of very young people for some reason.
On the plus side it keeps me up to date with their obscure lingo.

>>4726668
It's a term you'd learn by interactin with zoomers on others websites, not something you'd learn by going outside.

Last time I actually had to touch grass was a week and a half ago while I was moving the lawn, and yesterday when I was inspecting the grass again to see when I should mow it. I still do not understand what this has to do with anything

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>>4727163
If you were a normal person, you'd agree with all my opinions, because I'm a normal person. As a normal person, I spend more of my time telling non-normal people on non-normal parts of the internet to agree with me, who is a normal person. This is a normal thing to do.

>>4726959
>Smug19

>Is it some retarded normalfag meme insult or something?
yes, it's a twitter-speak, get used to it because this board has been flooded with unironic twitter trannies and reddit kids

>>4727103
Those ain’t girls in there peko. Them is hags

>>4726482
It's just today and literally just one person across many threads

>>4726519
brimstone?

>>4726482
>Is it some retarded normalfag meme insult or something? It sounds so unoriginal and passive aggressive.
the same people that tell you to touch grass also unironically use the word "chud" as an insult

>>4727051
does it show that you have not come from 4chan yes, but they said " don't actually watch youtubers" which is not the same thing

>>4727746
yes, I name my images like these. What are you gonna do about it huh

>>4727714
Yes.

>>4727747
Transgederism is 4chan culture
LGB normalfags not welcome

>>4726482
More twitter and reddit fags post on this board than anywhere else on 4chan

>>4727714
Oh now I get it, its the same as saying incel to anything, or using the word chud (I dont even know what that means). It seems like people who cant counter an argument or meet it head on just use cheap insults

>>4728261
Twitter trannies are not renowned for their ability to argue their point well.

>>4726603
>coco
>funny
call me a zhang

>>4728298
don't mind if i do, zhang

>>4726482
Is it a good meme? Not a normalfag meme. Is it a shit meme? Normalfag meme.

>>4728380
it's much worse actually
i'm a seanigger

>>4726482
It's the hot new maymay for zoomers and twitter faggots.
It's like "have sex", "incel!", etc. They attack the person rather than the argument. It's pretty sad, honestly. This kind of behavior is why there's no room for discourse between opposing sides

It's twitter shit. I still don't know how many people type like that ironically as bait and how much of it is genuine twitter scum posting here, I believe the former for the sake of my peace of mind

>>4728298
How about I call you based instead

>>4728003
It's correct though, they don't watch vtubers because they're too busy going out to touch the 草 instead

>>4726482
normalfag/zoomer vocabulary, I doubt anyone would use that seriously here unless they wanna out themselves as a tourist

>>4728596
There has to be twitter scum to even be aware of it. It's not like it's an intuitive statement - even reading through this thread I don't really get the meaning other than it's meant to be insulting.

I truly wish there was some sort of middleground between this /hlg/ and this board, where I can enjoy a strong board/thread culture and gatekeeping but still discuss the ENs.
Dealing with all the newfagd, twitter niggers and redditors is getting unbelievably tiresome.

>>4728778
>middleground
That doesn't exist on the internet. Read the comments of the collab video, even when people try to explain the critisim or the reason they didn't like the video, or just share their thoughts they get called incel or get told to touch gas. The logic of "if it's not 100% positive its 100% negative and should be treated as such" is cancer, that's why its best to limit your engagement and discussion

>>4728730
they never said vtubers, they said youtubers

>>4728298
t.Chang

>>4727051
Bitch i've been here for 15 years

>>4726482
I think it's one autistic redditor saying it repeatedly across several boards. i assume it means "go outside"

>>4730101
I've seen plenty using it lately

>>4726482
Unoriginality and passive aggressiveness? On 4chan?
Whaaaat?

>>4730156
spotted the twitter troon

>>4729972
literally just said i'm a seanigger
is your brain too smooth to not know how backlinks work
well certainly if you think coco is funny then there's something bound to be wrong with yours

>>4726482
It’s your typical reddit / twitter insult of the week so just ignore it.

>>4730204
Ah, there's the definitely original insult I've come to expect from this place.

>>4730469
ah yes, truly an original reply

>>4726482
I tell you when I learn whatever the fuck cap means

>I-I can't call people virgins! That's too rude and disrespectful to our uwu virgin allies!
>I know! Incel! Incel's good!
>OH NO INCEL'S TOO HOSTILE
>T-TOUCH ASS? TOUCH GRASS

>>4731733
Seethe

>>4731771
I am, these fucking pansies don't even have the balls to insult anyone anymore.

>>4726482
Like "Bottom left" it's an absolute normie meme you will find mentioned plenty on Leddit, Discord and so on. It's an easy way to expose tourists and newfags.

>>4728019
t.hero hei

>>4727051
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JOIN MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEEEE

>>4726622
>I wishu to raff on the internet
>"warai"
>I wishu to shorten my raff so I typeu less
>"w"
>haha rrat was reary, reary funny
>"wwwww"
>rait ra rinute, rrat rooks rike rgrass
>"kusa"

Its fujos trying to troll you anon. They are raiding the board as we speak by trying to start drama over Mori and HoloEN shit.

Im a member of various radfem and femcel irc networks (trust me they exist) and they are absolutely laughing at all of us right now. Dont let them win!

>>4728778
there's no internet for old men, anon

>>4726482
Its the typical w*stoid way of telling someone to go outside since its in their genes to talk in the faggiest, most insufferable manner.

>>4726482
>>4726555
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>>4728654
Touch grass

>>4726482
Newfag buzzphrase, sort of like "You will never be a x" or "NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST-" or "haha x go y".
Anyone who posts it is both underage and new, ignore them.

>>4726482
it's probably literally one guy

>>4726482
rev, we get it. you have a girlfriend.

>>4726482
THEY'RE TELLING YOU TO WATER YOUR FUCKING PLANTS ONCE IN A WHILE YOU LAZY FUCK

THEY'RE LITERALLY DYING OF THIRST RIGHT NOW

>>4726482
Deadbraps really are tourists aren't they?

>>4728757
It's basically just "get out of your mom's basement and go outside" retooled to fit the ADHD-riddled minds of twitter.

>>4726482
The board should stop replying to people who just post, "touch grass, incel". It's obvous spam, especially when anons mass reply that and, "have sex", on different threads. It's a little annoying browsing threads on /vt/. It usually stops discussion, or they derail threads.

It really makes all too much sense that the fandom that uses "touch grass" the most also call anyone they see that are against them "incels" like they're fresh off the twitter boat

>>4726482
touch grass, ogey

Smoke weed?

>>4726482
it's one of the le epin secret club euphemisms that you're not allowed to ask about, like "roommate" and "graduation"

>>4727082
who do you think is perpetually shilling the girls in the western thread and the indies threads if not themselves?

It's just stupid because usually when people go outside they don't touch the grass with their fucking hands and the verb "touch" absent of context implies hand usage.

>Touch grass

>>4737673
>he doesn't instinctively use his cock to feel things
Ngmi...

>>4726541
Calling someone a NEET wouldn't get you banned. NEETs are losers and absolutely deserve to be called out and ridiculed.

>>4726541
I thought it's a euphemism for "kill yourself" since you can't say that on normalfag sites. I still mentally replace it with that whenever I see it because it makes it funnier.

>>4726482
it's the new zoomer way of telling someone to go outside.

>>4736244
Who's rev?

>>4734154
touch my big kusa

>>4732883
you could at least not act like you're still on reddiscortter while you're here.

It's the new latinx