/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47242888
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

This reminds me too much of the early customs days. I know that going silent is Axel's version of thinking back on what's been done and how to do better, but his decisions have been getting hit a lot. I know he needs the critique, and I know he wants it so he can get better, but he needs some praise mixed in too. It's been a rough start, but I do want to shine light on his planning and pushing Selen and leader to put their own inputs in about what to do or where they could play. It's great to make sure everyone knows and states any information they have, and allows them, but especially Axel, to make a mental map of where each team is. Good luck Axel.

>>47242888
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
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>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
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Damn, today is being awful after some very good days. Hope it doesn't affect them too much

>>47242922
amen.

Poor Axel... these have been rough zones for him.

axel if you do well for the next round I promise I won't shit on your bed later tonight

leader hiding close to selen under the bridge in the middle of a battle...

LMAO

>>47243069
why are they being cute…

Selen and Altare are flirting...

Rat game rat game rat game rat game

yumes you need to drain axel more

its a solo

>>47243151
they're foxhole buddies...

Axel I know you're here, so you can try detaching from Valk and leading the team. If it doesn't work is all on you instead of having Leader trying to follow your last second decisions

There are so many shots happening my brain

>>47243344
Sorry there wasn't enough time after WoW

they're so lucky there's a NC wall there

That wasn't too bad of a game

>>47243642
Yes it was lol, the fact that Selen and Altare managed to hide under a bridge until they got 6th doesn't change that

need mental image of altare laying on top of a prone selen as they synchronize their sniper shot

Jwu why wow VODs got deleted wtf?

>>47243710
If Axel didn't get picked off and they secured that spot it would've been good, before the ratting

hopefully they play the full 7 today

>>47243710
That's Apex, they could've been hidden under a bridge or holding a building, it doesn't change.

>>47243771
Vesper dropped a hard R

Selenfags this is your oshi???

>>47243771
Magni got his holes filled at Goldshire Inn.

>Snake in the streets, rats in the sheets

>>47243771
management being a pussy like always

>Axel IQ giving out commands when he's alive: 10
>Axel IQ giving out commands when he's dead: 200
It really is the fact that he get too horny when he see a potential kill.

Altare the real yab machine

>>47243930
It’s usually easier to IGL when dead

jobbing the last day of scrims is actually their 200 iq plan so that they don't job the actual tournament

Hello /mans/!!! Just got back from a 3 day seminar what did I miss? How's today's scrims?

>>47243930
He really needs an onahole attached to his dick at all times to stop that horny build up

THIS FUCKING FUJO

>>47244001
the past couple of days were fantastic but everyone is kinda down today

https://twitter.com/nynna_N/status/1646490406266503168

Are you liking the Apex arc so far anontachi?

>>47243930
i'd imagine having to juggle commands, positioning, zone prediction, and actually staying alive and fighting wears out his dog brain
it'd wear me out

>>47243930
Just jack off bruh

>>47243930
He's had a month to fix this but he's still retarded

TSB is a sporst anime

Watching the wow collab. Was the trick to make Machi tolerable in collabs just to have Vesper there?? He is actually funny

>>47244065
True

Don't open.

>>47244015
That oneahole? Magni

>>47244050
h-hayai

Selen Ratsuki is a DISGUSTING FUJOSHI who wants to see Altare in a cheerleader outfit!!!!

>>47244066
Flay is more comfortable around his fellow autists which makes him less awkward I love them both

>>47244066
Put cute girl voice filter on him

>>47244281
she's just like me fr fr

>>47244281
Imagine not wanting to see Altare in a cheerleader outfit

the chree

I don't want to see Altare, Axel or Vesper in any female coded outfits thanks

>>47244281
how is one a fujo just because they want to see a cute twink in a cute outfit?

... so I've heard that there was hard erp on the WoW stream. Is that correct or what the fuck has happened this early morning/night?

>>47244390
You're welcome

>>47244390
but he looks so good

>>47244436
flayon started ovulating and couldn't help it plus bettel had a heated gamer moment and said the n word

>>47244390
FUCK YOU, THEY ARE GETTING THE COMPANY-MANDATED IDOL OUTFIT JUST IN SPITE OF YOU :3

>>47244390
>coded
Go back to Twitter

>>47244501
show selen this to instantly improve her gameplay

in case anyone needed more proof
>>47243440

>>47244451
>>47244501
I mean on their models, you can do whatever you want with your fanart
>>47244552
I don't have one dude

bait selen with watchable gay sex to secure the #TSBWIN

>>47244527
So... boys will be boys I suppose

nice save

>>47244501
>draw a short-haired girl
>call it a boy

>>47244685
yeah that bulge is definitely female

>>47244436
Magni had a bunch of Tauren Druids surround him in a circle and got them to "heal his wounds"

Brutal games today.

God damnit TSB

This is just the part of the sports anime where they experience a downfall before pulling it all together in the finale.

Is this game 5?

>>47244880
dyrbi?

>>47244880
I BELIEVE

>>47244880
startend tier cope

At least they'll get top 10, their original goal

>>47244880
true, it's the last scrim day after all

>>47244880
I believe in this.

This is the part in Slam Dunk where Sakuragi gets depressed because of his performance

>>47244880
I BELIEVE

>>47244933
they didn't win in slam dunk though...

QUICKLY AXEL DROP THE DICKNBALLS

today's scrims is just to humble them because they were getting too cocky in the last 2 days

>>47244053
wouldn't be surprised from this point on towards the tournament, they will he jobbing.

>>47244968
The victory are the friendships we made along the way

>>47244880
Believe in the heart of the SnakeBite

>>47244968
If TSB finishes 2nd I'll take it.

Altare stop himself from saying bangalore skin...

>>47244989
thanks to today they finally learned that valk ult in endgame might not be the best idea

>>47245020
KEK

>>47244989
Not gonna lie, we needed this, imagine if they had 5 days of scrims like the first days, just to get hit with this in the actual day, is good they are getting this experience

>>47245081
RATLEN will carry to a top 10. I BELIEVE.

better to lose in scrims than win as long as it doesn’t torch their confidence. can learn way more from losses than wins

TSB rocketing to Top 5 on the promise of Shiny Spicy rawdogging with guest star Noct

>>47245136
TOP 1 I BELIEVE

SHE DID IT

So is Selen /ourgirl/?

very nice kek

>>47245297
selen is absolutely /ourgirl/.

>>47245297
The 9th member of Tempus (part 4)

>>47244390
THIS, FUCK CHEERLEADING OUTFITS, FUCK BUNNY GIRL OUTFITS, FUCK MAID UNIFORMS. GIVE ME THREE PIECE SUITS, BUTLER OUTFITS, MILITARY DRESS UNIFORMS, ROYAL REGALIA, CLASS SWAP OUTFITS, MAFIA AESTHETIC. ENOUGH WITH THE CROSS DRESSING

>>47245434
holy shit we've got tempus3 already

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1646432124457844736
D'awwww

>>47245467
B A S e D

>>47244390
Have all the others worn maid outfits? kek

>>47244390
Yeah I prefer the genderbend tomboy variation more

>>47245467
based and same

>>47244390
>>47245467
Is this reverse-psychology? Because if so it's working.

Noct is right. Axel needs to play for endgame spots more and trust his zonereading.

Look, it could be worse, we could've ended sandwiched between Pakael's and Kanae's teams in a corner of the map and getting last place more than half of the games.

when are we gonna get Tempus boys drawn in SS guard uniforms? that'd be pretty based

>>47245599
Spoiler that shit

>>47245639
matsuri... rpr...

..........

>>47245467
HQ in princely outfits please

NiggAltare

>>47245776
HE IS BLACK

KEK ALTARE YELLING “LET ME FINISH!!!”

You got this Axel! Look at this ecchi na nee-chan and be healed!

>>47245776
based altare also doing blackface

>>47245776
ALTARE IS A....

Holy kek

loud Altare hot

>>47245694
There's no need to spoiler male nipples

>>47244880
I BELIEVE ON THE ANIME SPORTS ARC

lol BLUE VOX

His raised voice is hot

"WHO THE FUCK IS VOX, CHINK"

Blue vox....

WHOMEGALUL

>>47245859
magni is a woman

KEK

>oh my god he’s blue vox
SELEN NO

>>47245776
AIIEEEE DONT SPELL REGINA BACKWARDS!!!

altare giving asmr bjs

>>47245639
Dude matsuris team literally almost 20th everyday took a huge toll on their mental, we are literally in the best time line where tsb enjoyed multiple top5

>>47245840

Altare is in pain now lmao

>>47245467
GRAND ADMIRAL MAGNI PLZ

>>47245840
fucking stop. he doesn't have time to jerk off and you're gonna make him worse

>blue selen is like the best thing you can be!
>eh…

selen's invite to the group orgy shredded for wounding leader's ego

>>47245840
thats a man

>>47245840
No hips, not Axel approved

>>47245776
I’M GONNA SAY IT

>>47245840
my eyes.. that's a man with a small pp.. where are the curves and titties..

What's going on tomorrow, just more scrims but they call it pre event instead of day 6?

Is this Axel's way to counter Vox mention by Selen?

Selen is not a person, she is just a dragon.

>>47246003
I assure you, it’s not. Was confused at first too though

Are those for the champions or is this just merch?

fujosisters...

>>47246077
They have minigames like a team shuffle event or the Apex Musume, which is a race around Olympus.

there's a love triangle going on in match chat...

>>47246136
So we need Magni and Bettel then

idiots

>>47246100
unless theres a vagina scan thats a fucking man

>>47246162
>Kuga Leo was found dead outside his home. The body showed extensive signs of sexual assault.

TSB is dropping the ball super hard today

It's good that they have strong mental after such horrible games.

>>47246104
merch https://shibuyahal-store.jp/products/sh-vbl001

alright who you got to take the day TSN or MNB?

>>47246282

>>47246284
Donmai anon, the good thing about scrims is that they don't matter. A month of solid practice and good results isn't erased by one bad day. Tooooh!!

>>47246297
The already reach acceptance stage

>>47246284
competition getting serious

>>47246325
Donkey Kong.

>>47246325
Team Snakebite with a 30 bomb.

>>47246284
Yeah but our mental is chilling and we are getting hit with how the actual day will be like

TSB speedrunning cope to achieve enlightenment as fast as possible, so that they may predict and scan all teams with 100% accuracy

I can't tell what's real and what isn't regarding the WoW vods being privated.
For anyone who saw it, do you think they'll be back up sometime or was the whole thing fucked?

>>47246003
STFU fetishist

Pregnant axelotl

>>47246428
dude what the FUCK

>>47246401
vesper said the vods will be back

they will not job this

>Nigs ITT so mind broken they insist a boxy, flat tomboy looking nip girl must be a man

>>47246401
They don't wanna admit but it's definitely because of Nowa, they then took all vods to make it not look suspicious under the assumption they wanted to check the game's chat.
Let's wait and see what happens

>>47246447
thank you berry much, anon.

no axel...

That was almost bad

Christ this is a scary game

chop this dingo's balls now

i miss 'would you kiss tempus pilot' anon... where did they go

What the fuck was that team doing? Axel was just standing there shredding them.

>>47246504
why, what happened in vesper's stream

>>47246472
This is MANS tradition, ok? And traditions should be respected and followed even if you don't agree with it.

>>47246551
i ate him

>>47246504
Thank you for your response but it kinda raises more questions for me.
I'll just wait and see.

>>47246428
huh

Did Altare and Axel use dildo as a callout?

>>47246551
>they’re kissing the cute Holostars pilot
>they got the chance

>>47246564
He had 3ish mods running, for all his paranoia and whining about not wanting to get in trouble he's a fucking retard.

They need to figure out where to go and move, they're surrounded

I saw the ping diff there

>>47246428
bruh

>>47246576
MANS tradition is jobbing and fag porn anonchama

>>47246428
ah the consequences of using axelotls as an onahole

There's a 30pt difference between TSB and 1st

selen ratsuki

>>47246428

>>47246428
i will kill the child

>>47246564
His game didn't feel vanilla, knowing him I would think he installed some add-ons to make the game more playable as everyone does in MMOs but even if Blizzard don't cares they're taking precautions because SE for example absolutely HATES them so they'll probably hold the vods until they can get the perms. Probably an overlook from management since everyone* knows not to mod FFXIV which was until now the only MMO Holopro played

*Aside from Nowa

>>47246628
Is he actually fucking retarded? They’re never playing WOW again.

>>47246472
i shitpost that every biological woman posted has a peepee because its funny and half the users itt will believe it

THINK ABOUT WHERE TO GO
AAAAAAAAAA

>>47246428

>>47246551
Holy fuck you’re right… what happened…>>47246623
godspeed kiss anon… godspeed…

>>47246709
No, no, we also always make sure to doubt that a woman is really a woman.

IS ALMOST TIME ANONS ALMOST MONKE SHOOT SHOOT TIME AGAISNT 15 TEAMS AT ONCE

Sick

I'M GOING TO SUCK REGIS ALTARE'S DICK

>>47246761
I'm pretty sure Nowa didn't intend on streaming his PoV initially so he pre-installed them then forgot when he decided to stream after his internet killed his zatsu.

THREE FUCKING POINTS

Holy

>>47246428
KISSING REALLY DOES LEAD YOU TO PREGNANCY

is altare using his preferred scope?

>>47246875
Wait that makes so much sense actually. Jobber...

>>47246762
First he ruins the podcast and Soulink, then 6month anniversary and full 8 tempus collab and now weekly WOW collabs, fuck this retard

>>47246875
he could had zatsu in twitter space with 5g on.

>>47246927
thought it was holding hands with the opposite gender?

my ass is clenched

>>47246628
you nigs do realize that would only mean his vod should have been taken down right

tower...

It's over...

Is this the last game?

>>47247134
Last scored game, yes

today was awful...

They won't even place in top 10 at the actual match

>>47247070
stop biting bait lmao

>>47247148
vod review is gonna suck for them

>>47247134
The last one that counts

oof

Rough day today, we still get one last scrim day tomorrow and minigame to chill, and then the actual day, lets hope for the best

>noct talking about zipping across and being in the open
>tower's team zips across and dies in the open
nice.

>>47247171
It's gonna be really good actually, lots of things to learn from

>>47246982
eventhough it was his internet but he still missed a stream when he claims he wont unless he is dying.

>>47247148
I would rather they have a shit day than do great 4 days in a row and go in with overconfidence.

>>47247190
nvm i'm blind as hell

Today has been a rough few rounds of scrims. And that's ok. It's already been mentioned, but times like this are needed sometimes, they hurt, they hurt a lot in the moment, but it's a necessity and helps in the longrun. Axel, you are strong and I know tonight will become something that you'll eat and use to make yourself stronger. I heard it in you already, and I want to applaud you. Shaking off the earlier games to push through. You've continued to fight for TSB and act as an IGL to provide Selen or leader with directions, information, or plays. Along side taking time to go over the last plays and what could be done better. I love this guy man, I've seen him improve and evolve as a player; his aim, his leadership, his zone skills, his calls. The Axel from the first days of unofficial customs is a total different man from today's Axel. And honestly? He's change a bit emotionally as well- positively. His experience as an IGL up to this point have guided him well, and I'd once again want to extend gratitude to everyone who helped Axel thus far. He's grown stronger, and will continue to do so. I'm, and so many other axelotls, are so very proud of how far Axel's come- it's really amazing for just a month's worth of practice and training. Your dedication to the game and leading TSB to glory is not in vain, and never will be. You've been amazing and beloved. TSB will be remembered fondly. I love you and I love TSB! You're an amazing guy Axel! It's not over yet!!! I know you have it in you!!! I wish you luck going forwards and I'll be cheering you on!

B-bros... there's no VODs for the WoW stream yesturday.. i-is there a link somewhere else?

noct was watching him play valorant cute

>>47247304
who streamed wow?

only two more days of this arc left

>>47247304
https://gofile.io/d/UiVd6U
Not my link.

oh noc has his model already?

>>47247331
noct likes him…

>>47247349
no one

Noct is the only white guy in vsai and he’s a coach. Let that sink in

>>47247349
there was no wow stream anon, they're gaslighting you

>>47247298
forever love anon axelotl. chu chu. stay safe and enjoy your day.

>>47247331
Everyone was watching him play yesterday

>>47247407
RPR is Asian now?

>>47247298
They got shat on and its a good frame of reference of what worst case scenarios can look like and how the stronger teams play. Now, they have a better understanding on how to engage in difficult situations.

>>47247070
Cover took they all down under the premise it was the chat, otherwise it would single out a person and raise concerns from the general public or even the publisher.

Why does selen keep wanting to go for these meme comps and strats? Also WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE WOW VODS WHAT DID THEY DO

>>47247468
Seems that WoW VoDs were removed because someone went to do erp

>>47247447
He’s slav. They lost their white status 30 years ago

>>47247298
I love you and I love Axel but this reads like a funeral speech lmao. Hope you are having a good day! Chu chu~

>>47247407
RPR... you're black...

>we’re gonna make noct an alcoholic
>he’s already an alcoholic!

>>47247447
You didn't know? The only white people in the world are the ones born in burgerland, even though their natives were black

if i see another person asking about the wow vods im actually gonna lose it

keffy papa cute

>Ax-ehle

>>47247070
You’re a newfag if you don’t know how autistic cover is with mods

jwu what happened to the wow vods?

>>47247599
I like how she pronounces his name.

selen needs swift dicking, she's getting too uppity

>>47247371
Thank you, king

>>47247507
Was it something that can be edited out or are we never seeing them again? Also something tells me this was Bettels fault

Selen should join tempus 3

>>47247646
Bettel the most competent guy?

tempus 3 lore should be ragus kidnapped them into the guild

>>47247507
>someone went to do erp
magni, you whore...

Altare's about to start talking about slave ship layouts...

>>47247654
selen should replace flayon in tempus 2

>>47247646
You can't edit out Flayon because he never stops talking or typing

>>47247646
Why are magmites like this

>>47247646
Maybe, if they trim his vod a lot. And as the other anon pointed out, Nowa wasn't originally going to stream his POV so it was probably an overlook from him.

sorry guys i just woke up are the scored scrims over?

>thank you for the kidnappings lets goooo we need more kidnappings out here chat
this is how the main villain of monsters inc got defeated....

>>47247654
tempus should join nijisanji

>>47247730
Yes

I'm so ready for this arc to be over
more weekly tempus collabs

YES, TROLL HER

lmao

>ALTARE FUCKING SWAP OFF THAT PATHFINDER RIGHT NOW *SCREAMS*

The anons on this thread aren’t funny ngl. Their jokes are kinda lame. Dare I say it, even lamer than Altare’s

>pathfinder and horizon

>>47247798
we are never getting weekly tempus collabs again

>>47247697
We are in time for villains desu. Tempus 3 could be just the dark side of Elysium or some sorts of regulators or whatever

Say something nice about him...
...that isn't about his whorish body.

>>47247697
It's already canon that Bettel and Flay went to Xenokuni and kidnapped a random spic with the help of a passing bara

>>47247717
Yeah Axelotls are the worst

>>47247798
>more weekly tempus collabs
dyrbi

>>47247847
not the time machiroon

>>47247697
That's already technically the lore for Hakka, only it was Bettel and Shinri that kidnapped him...

>>47247798
>more weekly tempus collabs
least delusional tempura

>>47247847
I find his autism cute and relatable

>>47247798
We just had a 5 man Tempus collab less then 12 hours ago...

>>47247798
Yes, all the Tempus collabs we had before vsaikyo.

>>47247845
D-did I just put desu again by nature? Help...

so many memberships...

>>47247821
at least altare's jokes get a pity laugh out of me sometimes

>>47247905
There's no evidence of that

>>47247739
Magni would unironically dominate if he joins nijiEN. Charisma aside if he utilize his art skills there he’d gain a huge following considering the lack of good artists there.

>>47247798
Yeah with Leader Aniki Dez and Selen, HQ Tempus les go

>>47247847
His sweet personality! Also how cracked he is in voice acting. And how cute he is when he goes autism mode...

I'm hoping TSB has a relaxed collab after vsaikyo. I really like their energy and how they bounce off each other, it's very fun.

>>47247929
*Kidnappings

>>47247963
They're planning on sending the whole thing off with Payday 2.

>>47247944
i’m fine with this. selentare banter gives me life

>>47247939
No...

>>47247847
He seems very inclusive in collabs, he loves and supports the boys, he's a voice demon, he is creative

>>47246428
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
is this supposed to be like the pregnant sapling image?

>>47247847
he makes me happy and stopped me from dropping tempus

coomer, alcoholic, kidnapper and enabler are a strangely entertaining dynamic.

>>47247941
Yeah because he would immediately fujobait with box and luxium the moment he's announced to debut

>>47248051
Who is who?

Imagine a Selen x Bettel collab though. Competent girl and pathetic man

>>47248033
Pretty sure it's a direct reference to that

>>47247420
I love you too! And I hope you have a good rest of your day! Chu!!!

>>47247452
Yeah, it's not a bad thing, and I know that will make them all stronger for it. They've experienced something like this before, and in comparison from that time. Axel's handled tonight's much better. Of course we won't know until tomorrow's scrims, but I think Axel's going to be studying over his plays to grow from them right after this. You get a kiss too, because I know you're supporting him as well, chu~

>>47247525
Oh. I meant for it to be like, a culmination of all their work from way back. I guess I got too serious in the middle there- sorry!! I'll do better to make it brighter next time! Thank you for supporting Axel, and I hope your day's been good too! CHU!

>>47248119
>collabbegging

>>47242922
AMEN

>>47248057
Nah. Magni strikes me more as a yumebaiter than a fujobaiter

this is a really good way to recover the mood from the bad games

>>47248093
axel = coomer
noct = alcoholic
ragus = kidnapper
selen = enabler

>>47248057
There is nothing stopping him from fujobaiting as he is now, Altare would be open to it. Probably Bettel as well

>>47248119
Imagine the sex between them

>>47248203
He's both.

shibuyahal will never invite gaijin ever again

>>47248254
if he got the big bucks from the fujo chinks he would be doing blowjob asmr, he has nothing to gain from fujobaiting now

I love these idiots

RATXEL

retardkino

>>47248377
he doesn't have the patience lol

>>47248322
vtuber apex tournament is serious business

that was one of the more painful awkward silences after a bad altare joke i have ever seen lmao

>>47248326
The man who cringed and was embarrassed about his valentine's rp? I dunno man

>leader quoting my post word for word from yesterday
h-he's /here/?

>>47248326
>fujo chinks
They can’t watch any of holo. They have to go to a specific site and look for a specific account for a restreM

>>47248119
you guys are starting to sound like the holobeggars in the boys chats now

Honesty, blowing off steam like this after today is probably for the best, release some of the pressure before the big day

>>47248467
everyone's /here/ anon

>>47248467
always have been

I stepped away, why is axel gone?

Aww... Axel...

>>47248518
The scrims are over, sleep time

>>47248518
He is gonna practice some off stream.

>>47247654
tempus 3
selen, girldm, rpr, and shrek

>>47248518
he got too horny and needs to fap it out

>>47248518
that was their last game, also tilt

>>47248518
jerk off time

THEY HATE EACHOTHER

Gartic phone?

wow axel didn't last long huh. guess he doesn't have that stamina

IT'S OVER

>Well, you'd ask Dez, of course
He really likes poking that

>>47248140
>You get a kiss too, because I know you're supporting him as well, chu~
Thanks anon

>>47248622
He was edging the whole time, he just needed to bust off stream

I love Axel and all of TSB. But I don’t think he has the right to act like a bitch to his team when hey evidently the weakest link

NOCTARE IS FALLING APART

>>47248682
he just had a bad day anon. he'll come back.

Perhaps there is too much sex posting on /MANS/

i can't believe TSB got so fed up with each other that they started screaming and had to abruptly end the stream

Axel doesn't know that Altare is leaving for a vacation next week...

Seaweed...

>>47248721
Axel doesn't know that Altare is dying of cancer...

>that’s why i’ve always related to naruto, naruto is always the class clown who makes himself look bad just to make people smile
altare…

>>47248729
That team Mayumi-do Shiroan Set are THE jobbers, I kinda feel sorry for them.

>>47248682
So true sister, but the team is his

>>47248729
his team can't do rotation, can't fight, can't support him so the only way to get high placement is to rat which is the opposite of his playstyle.

>>47248729
Looks like laplus in top 5 is gonna be guaranteed. Sad for Matsuri’s team though. Jk I hope they lose i want to see her cry again

>>47248796
I actually feel really bad about them too, thats gotta be rough on mental

>>47248834
so true sister, but he only got in because a couple of the invited leaders declined to play with their friends

>>47248729
so do these points actually mean anything in the end? or was it just for fun?

>>47248872
Which one more powerful, Towa or Lap team?

>>47248834
That’s not an excuse to start acting like a bitch in front of your friends. Also they are all equals as said by Axel himself

>>47248933
Lap team, her teammate are cracked as fuck, towa’s team is a coin flip, they can get top 5 or top 15

>>47248933
Laplus. Sumire is clutch rat queen.

>>47248933
towa's team kind of sucks

>>47248907
20th, 17th, 19th, 11th and 19th overall for each day. It's rough.

>>47248928
It's basically tournament rehearsal. They don't actually mean anything, but it's in the sense of that's where they'd place if they played like that on the real day.

>>47248933
Lap is more consistent

>>47248928
for fun, the real thing is in two days

Raided the Italian man, huh...

They're going to job on the actual day, b-but at least they'll have fun right?

>>47248928
These are just for fun, but it's a good way to see how you could do in the actual thing. Like remember how TSB were jobbing in the first few rounds and then got champs later? And how that brought them to top 5? It's nice to see how placing high can save you.

>>47245467
G-General Altare ToT

>>47249010
It’s sad but that’s how competition works. Someone has to be the last. Just be happy it aint us

>>47249049
they've been jobbing their endgame and valks ult since forever. they're gonna do the reverse on the tourney day and fuck some dudes.

Can wait for Apex arc to be over just to get rid of some of the axelschizos

>>47249049
Nah, they already jobbed today so cooldown is reset

man i fucking love this arc, can't help i love sports anime, we literally see them grow everyday

>>47249026
>>47249043
>>47249067
ahh alright! thank you for the rundown anons!

>>47248928
in a normal tournament these scrims would be the main team practice, but since Hal announced the teams a month in advance for numbers and a bunch of the regular attendees are autistic tryhards and can host their own customs it kind of forced everybody to play every day for a month or risk being left behind

>>47249151
i think i will actually cry when they part ways i don't want this anime to end

>>47249097
Axel said he was glad to be the igl because all the negativity would be focused on him when they do bad instead of Altare or Selen. That's pretty much the way it's playing out. It's just how competitions work.

Alright, I'm out, see you faggot and bitchy women tomorrow
(You) women will never understand a man

>>47249090
I am glad they are finally learning that valk ult in endgame is shit. Hope Axel gets better tomorrow.

Which team did Altare grief on the valk ult?

When's Nowa's next stream

Tourist from /haha/ here, glad to see tempus boys having good chemistry with Selen, hope Axel isn't too tilted after that last game, it looked like he alt+f4'd hard

When is Magni's next stream

>>47249287
Thanks anon, he will bounce back, tomorrow lets hope for champions of top 5 to get morale back up

When is Morf's next stream

>>47249099
They will job extra hard tomorrow, get last place, and collect all that luck to shoot up to first place on the real tourney day, I believe! please leader's ult bad luck, please work like this for once...

>>47249287
Axel is pretty tough mentally. He can walk it off.

>Decent at scrims
>Jobs hard the final day
This is just gonna be startend 2.0 and you know it.

>>47249287
me too dragoon tourist, hope he feels better when he wakes up in the morning

>>47249287
Naw he was fine and laughing

>>47249287
He had already recovered for the most part when he was talking to chat right afterwards. Anyone who has seen his solo Apex streams knows he's been holding back his salt very well compared to normal.

when will i get the morf bettel off collab i deserve

>>47249273
soon, about 3 hours.

>>47249273
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RtaIu6hVXcQ
>>47249292
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E-Md2U0yUg
>>47249324
I'm so sorry anon...

>>47249381
stop posting this picture it's making me horny ToT

When's Axel's next stream

what am i supposed to do for 8 hours until my husband streams

No WOW archive? What happened

axel did it, he successfully turned his team into shitposting australians in the last stretch of the tournament. now nothing can stop the #TSBWIN

>>47249347
Eh, as long as their mental dont break on the day they'll be fine.

>>47249436
Sleb

JEFFREY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/c-zYflp-VlQ?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/c-zYflp-VlQ?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/c-zYflp-VlQ?feature=share

>>47249436
Reps
Drawing, exercise, read, better yourself for your hubby

>>47249460
That wont work, because the other shitposting Ozzie with another shitposting team name exists.

I love how Magni disagreed with others about Axel being a callofduty lobby kid, saying that he isn't toxic enough or something. Magni just sees Axel as a puppy

>>47249455
Mods

>>47249502
9 member of Tempus I KNEEL

>>47249515
what will happen when the two meet?

>>47249517
You know what they say. Love is blind

>>47249490
it's 10 am...
>>47249508
based, gotta keep working hard for him

>>47249517
>Magni sees Axel as puppy
Is this count as YJK situation?