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>walk into bathroom
>see this
What do?

>> No.47215132

>>47215089
Call the police because there's a home invader.

>> No.47215199
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47215199

>> No.47215207

>>47215089
Am gonna press her
her cheeks

>> No.47215235
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>> No.47215268

>>47215089
I think I need a bigger rat trap.

>> No.47215301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC7bV9PY3e4

>> No.47215433

>>47215089
>ah, sumimasen
>*bae gets red all over*
>kyaaaaaa
>*get a shot that pans up to the sky*
>*bae is now wearing an oversized shirt (one that is mine) that covers her entire body, but on side of her sleeves it's almost fallen
>what are you doing in muh house?? GET OUT!! she says with a red face
>anoo, this is my house, as you can see, maybe you were isekai'd because our bathrooms are identical?
cue the anime opening, i got too tired to write more of this shit. the joke is bae is isekai'd into the real world and now lives with me haha so funny

>> No.47215512

>>47215089
Bathtub mating press

>> No.47215934
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47215934

>>47215089
>throws hairdryer into the tub
CHECKMATE CHECKMATE

>> No.47216012
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47216012

>>47215089
Magdump the trespasser. They just violated the NAP.

>> No.47216483
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47216483

>>47215089
Throw stinky orca in here.

>> No.47216676

>>47215089
Give her my eyes

>> No.47216763

>>47215089
beg her for forgiveness

>> No.47218108

>>47215089
i take my meds

>> No.47219265

>>47215089
>What do?
Obviously proceed to take a piss like I intended on doing, regardless of the large sexually attractive rodent in my bathtub.

>> No.47225651

>>47215433
This is "you have to eat all the eggs" levels of cringe

>> No.47226255

>>47215089
lick her wet plussy and mating press

>> No.47226496
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47226496

>>47219265
Would you?

>> No.47226572
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>>47215089

>> No.47226589

>>47215089
Grab the nearest toaster

>> No.47226619

Get naked and jump into the tub. Intimidate her until she leaves.
Then I just relax and throw in some bathbombs just for me. I dont know how the fuck some rat got into my tub.

>> No.47226990

>>47219265
This, except I piss in the bathtub.

>> No.47227652

>>47225651
I ate your mom's eggs

>> No.47227733

>>47226496
Why does she have lines all over her?

>> No.47227949

>>47227652
I threw up a bit

>> No.47227987

>>47215089
Call an ambulance? She seems very distressed

>> No.47228362

>>47215089
ponder why there's a rat girl, who is also an avatar of the universe's chaos, in my tub, then tread carefully because who knows what the fuck could go wrong. if there's one thing I learned from fictional media, it's that nothing ever goes right when you involve yourself with entities created by deities.

>> No.47228564

>>47215089
Kill the rat. Cleanse the bathtub. Rats are fucking nasty disease carriers.

>> No.47228887

>>47215089
>manhandle her out of the tub
>wet MATING PRESS on the bathroom floor
>wake up and change my pants

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>>47215089

>> No.47231678

I've spent the last half hour looking for it again but can't find it, but I was going to post art of her with english written by a JOP saying things like "does it hurt when it throbs like that?" implying she's looking at a massive penis, it would be a funny shitpost image

>> No.47231945
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47231945

>>47231678
I gotchu brother

>> No.47231981

>>47215089
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.47232372

Wonder what the fuck is going on since I don't even have a bathtub in my shower.

>> No.47232465

Oh shit I’m sorry

>> No.47233420

>>47215089
hydraulic press

>> No.47233540

>>47215089
Ask where her boobs went

>> No.47233544

>>47215089
Pee in the bath.

>> No.47233662
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47233662

>>47216012
Ma'am that's, an over-under shotgun. It does not have a magazine.

>> No.47233816

>>47231945
>back stripe
I'd say it's on the front, but I guess that's in the eye of the beholder.

>> No.47235120
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47235120

>>47215089
unironically, as a lightskin

>> No.47235139

>>47215089
Whoops, sorry.
*leave and close door*

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>>47215089

>> No.47235162

take a dump in the bath and leave

>> No.47238297

>>47215089
join

>> No.47238338

>>47215089
"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

>> No.47239644

>>47215089
Call pest control because there's a rrat in my house

>> No.47246084

>>47215089
rape

>> No.47247759

>>47215089
>tfw she sees your dick

>> No.47249410

>>47215089
> wash yourself
> get in the bath
> relax
> ask her if she have rhum raisin ice
> appologise because if was something weird to ask
> rise
> flex my pp
> go get that fucking ice cream
> come back and slap her with my dick because she didn't buy the icecream
> drag her to the bed
> mating press

>> No.47252551

>>47231981
HEEHEE
SHAMONE

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