/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Previous count out >>46925053

Stop kwabbing

>>46962146
Nyo

Speaking of kwabbing, vote for who to send to kwab in LotB

https://poal.me/l5lkzw

>>46962146
Can /hfz/ stop kwabbing without the King?

I fucking love Stack, bros.

>>46962146
>>46963004
Sorry for letting the thread kwabed. I’m the original Ayameposter, and recently I just quit my job and moved out from Nipland. King Ayame also said that she felt sorry for my leaving, and her land still welcome me but I still don’t know that I will have a chance to come back or not. My PC is still in the shipping container so I still can’t continue my duty yet.

Kwabbing so soon?

>>46964465
All the time, every time.

death

>>46964454
>10
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE others king poster help meeeeee…..

KWAB this gaped general

>>46964454
Ayameposter.. Godspeed

>>46964454
>Ayameshitter responsible for thread kwabbing
Many such cases!

Lord of the Board will save /hfz/

Lord of the Board? More like Lords of the Locker Room.
*pins you*

>>46969549
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, gachimuchi is a couple of boards down.

>>46964454
Good luck with the moving!

aiieeee

reply to this post with song requests
short DARK 2k23 exhibition stream in about 55 mins

>>46972472
https://youtu.be/GlSuNpphnBA
https://youtu.be/6qbcUVROLDg
https://youtu.be/mOieNjcfDr0

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPgU30c6x4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEe-MmC4ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vfyh5Bknhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS7ktxdKLU4

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnSr-kI5sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6DVTLvOupE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pOfTxlIqUE

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMaNh-oXC4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w4X67atXEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtaO-v9AOA

>>46972472
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O59iwBYDYcw
no2 = themex

>>46973356
Kinoblade X...

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw9kDWZR01c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynG6f4YK09Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zBEDsCpc6s

>>46972472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_7GsFR2FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ImskzQRFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRwB2mkTVCU

starting in 5 minutes or so
https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark

krab

Master of Kwabby

Is Dorothy completely skippable or am I getting memed?

>>46978540
Was he actually went to the fes himself or he got invited to be a guest from Cover??

thanks for comin to the stream
if all goes well and i'm not forgetting any other prior arrangements
wednesday myrise
thursday and sunday DARK

>>46978540
based

>10
Cute King.png

>>46981926

Despite my rage
We're at 10th page
Lemme daydream
‘Til the next stream
Bumping so long
It gets colder
Now the crowd’s gone
Is it over?

Funny bumpy undead.

THE HEART

THE KWAB

THE HEART OF THE KWAB

streams?

>>46988644
>he doesn't know

/hfz/ is the Enzo Amore of /vt/ threads

>>46990941
ouch

Who ordered the royal pizza?

THE KWAB OF THE HEART

>>46992599
Me. I also ordered the royal cake.

>>46995067
Don't get cheeky

>>46993475
Tango...

CoCOP, i got a serious question for you, how did you absolute kino design for Amiya go from this...

>>47000755
...to whatever this abomination is?

>>47000838
oh no no no no

>>47000755
I’d never realized how good that CAW really is.

>>47000838
Oh jesas

>>47000838
I quite like the change. May I know what disappointed you in 2k23 Ami?

Drink Sake

>>47003610
the face looks horrible and while maybe the new dress is a bit more onn point, the 2k22 modell jsut looked so much better in my opinion

>page 9

>>47014610
Exposing a bit of the business here:
2k23 in general has made faces a lot more angular and gaunt. Pic related is the exact same settings from 2k22's face ported onto 2k23. I'm not sure if it's just the lighting or the textures but 2k23's noses are a lot more bumpy and rough and the jawline is a lot more chiseled and gaunt. It just does not go over with me. That being said, I'm gonna give the benefit of the doubt that I'm not getting one-guy'd here and do what I can with the face for next stream.

>>46962278
>sending a midcarder

>>47022509
>implying /hfz/ is anything better than mid

/hfz/ will kwab

But not today

>>46990941
BADA BING BADA BOOM NEVER DRAWING A DIME SO SOON HOW YOU DOIN

>>46990941
my name is /hfz/
and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
This right here is Oozora Subaru and she's 7 foot tall
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
BADA BOOM GONNA KWAB LIKE LORDS OF THE LOCKER ROOM
HOW YOU DOIN?!

>>47028978
I think I'm going to kwab in this tornado first fall we have

>>47028978
>>47027483
>>46990941
literally who are you referencing?

>>47029909
you tell me

>>47028978
>>47029909

/hfz/

THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU.

AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA.

K.W.A.B

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAB!

K

A

B

>>47000755
>>47000838

>>47035621
Kek

>>47037048
POV you're me

Scenario: (You) stop jobbing.

pomuler is gay

So uh... what is the reason for Zaion, Neuro-sama and Vesperbell appearing in Dark? Are they a part of the main Dark roster, Abyss residents or shitpost invaders?

>2.9999

Is the board speeding up? Don't want to venture into the wilderness of catalog, is something going on?

>>47041733
Pretty sure they're shitpost showdown wrestlers

stay alive

die

>10
Smug miko costume King.png

streams?

>>47049529
>he fell for the oldest trick in the book
The no streams has prevailed.

It's time for the eternal sleep.

>they don't know about secret streams hosted by OP, DarkOP and ELFS where every wrestler is naked
Ngmi

>anon doesn’t partake in the HFZ Mel sauna room specials

>>47041733
Neuro and Vesperbell are "shitposts"/temp hires. they're just around in the shitpost showdown/Sen Won S3 timeline. you won't see them in the Main Story. Vesperbell will probably stick around for a little while, but will go eventually. Neuro will go away soon.
Zaion is a graduated chuuba, she'll be around. expect to see some more eventually, even in the Main Story. Zaion probably won't appear in the Main Story, however
all of the non-MyRise "HFZ DARK if" streams are in the Abyss. maybe you've noticed, most of the characters that have returned in "if"/2k23 so far were around/prominent at the end of Season 3.
i hope that answers things, if you have other questions or need clarification, feel free to ask. i haven't done any story/lore stuff for "if" yet and probably won't do too much until i'm done with Season 4.

IN

Don't forget to take the LOTB poll for /hfz/

https://poal.me/l5lkzw

>>46990941
For some reason I thought you were referencing the fat guy from Bayonetta.

>>47019466
You're not getting one-guy'd. 2k23's faces don't go over with me, either.

WDC will stream on Sat 25:00(JST), will be more debut for the first female royal rumble if theres no one do the stream, if do, stream will move to Sunday at the same time

don't

death

Form for Lord of the Board is getting proofread now and cleaned up, so let me go over some of the finer details and information and answer some questions.

>I like more than one thread. Can I submit a rep for multiple threads?
If you are able to create and upload your own CAWs to 2k22's creation servers, you can make and represent up to 2 threads yourself. If you need somebody else to make your submission, you can only represent 1 thread.
>If multiple people submit reps for the same thread, what will be done?
If an agreement can't be reached between the submitters, the thread in question will be asked which they prefer.
>Will the card include tag matches?
Only if we can get multiple threads to form tag teams.
>Will there be Hell in a Cell?
Yes.
>Will there be a Royal Rumble?
It is likely, even if it's only an exhibition match.
>How will Lord of the Board be presented?
It will be a livestream with no audio commentary on Youtube. Discussions on other options (such as cytubes) are being explored.
>What non-wrestler aesthetic options will I have to work with?
Custom entrance music is mandatory. Each submission may also include up to 2 signs that members of the crowd will hold.
>Can I submit promos? Can I request music to be played during the stream?
Please wait until after submissions close for more info on these, but yes, they will happen.
>Will there be a Final Boss, like in Divegrass?
One was planned to pad time, but it was scrapped because interest was actually decent.

If you've got any other questions, let me know.

>>47057772
Thanks for organizing! Shame about the no commentary though, I've watched divegrass muted and it felt much duller without commentary.

>>47057772
>no audio commentary
dimeless
>on Youtube
negadimes
>(the final boss) was scrapped
antidimes
sounds like these decisions were pulled from dumb smarks in this general

>>47057997
>>47058116
The "No commentary" was decided upon by the survey done on the subject about a month ago. We also only got 1 volunteer for voice commentary at that time. This is also still the first go-around for this event. Commentary will remain on the table for future events, and as a compromise we'll see about mixing live interludes with any promos between matches.
As for why it's on Youtube, I already have Youtube set up for divegrass; I'm not setting up a separate Twitch.
I'll expose the business a bit here, which should explain why the Final Boss was ultimately scrapped. It was originally planned to be the Enna that won Wrestlesanji, wearing an ingame replica of that belt. This was considered not really that good of a Final Boss, and it seemed distasteful to have /hfz/ bring both a Final Boss and a rep, and it also seemed too wanky for me to just pick somebody I like as a Final Boss.

Might've been dimes, but it also might've made the event too complicated to set up, and may have drawn more heat than I care to draw for the first run.

>>47058688
Why not just set up a cytube? It's easy and it would allow for emotes to be used

>>47058116
Blue jobbing hands are behind this post

Surely Beebs will commentate, if we shout about how we wish he was here and make retarded plant noises.

>>47058688
if the event does go over enough to warrant a sequel I highly suggest at least a cytube

>>47058775
>>47058688
OP will commentate

>>47058797
>>47058744
Cytube is being worked on. I can't give more details on that right now for reasons, but I'm very aware of cytube and would like to use it.

>>47058688
cytube

>>47057772
where lord of the board dicksword?
where implying 3 wiki?

>>47058775
Its true that Beebs has charisma, good mic, good voices and enough commentary experiences to keep the audience entertained. But the problem is I don’t think he know enough wrestling reps, imagine wrestling commentator who doesn’t know any wrestling moveset, can’t call out an attack name, alias, rules, matches type, etc. You see the problem right?

>>47059810
I wasn't being serious because he shouldn't be asked to do shit beyond what he offers to do; but Beebs is American, /here/ and a hag (male) so I wouldn't assume he doesn't know wrestling.

>>47059810
then make the booth a double, one that knows the play by play and beebs for the color

>>47060334
or have a vince who yells at the commentators through their headsets

Happy King.png

don't KWAB

>>47065465
Why not?

>>47062810

>>47051614
>first spoiler
No... I hoped they would stay in the main story at least for a bit, like Koopa, Sonic and Kizuna did...
>second spoiler
Excited for more graduates though.
Wait, Rushia and Sana aren't exclusive to the Sen Wins timeline too, are they?

>>47067807
>Sonic
Ralph....Cirno......

Its over

>>47071439
Quit yer whining. It's not over yet.

>>47072266
The bell rang

KWABbing has been expressly forbidden by Article 91 of the Binding Accords on Theological and Tangible Litigation for Exceptional Rhetoric.

>>47079095
And what of Article 47?

>>47067807
No, Rushia has already been in the Main Story, and Sana will appear eventually.

Stairs

OP stream will be real in 1….

LIV

Lord of the Board submission form has been proofread. It should stand up to some autism while not being too autistic for regular people to fill out.

In the meantime, for CAW-makers, here are the rules you'll need for your submissions:
>Male base for the CAW
>All stats must be 20 under their maximum
>You can pick up to 4 stats to set to maximum, but you have to give 4 other stats another -20 (putting them at -40 from maximum).
>2 sigs
>2 finishers
>The rest of the moveset can be customized as you like.
>Thread name as the social media tag
>"#LordOTBoard" as a tag on the Creation Servers.
>A name for the wrestler (this can be your thread name if you want)
>A link for custom Entrance/Victory Music
>Up to 2 images to use as custom Crowd Signs (preferably 128x128, but we'll make it fit if you submit something bigger)
>Aesthetics ingame can otherwise be whatever you want, just don't be a faggot

bocchi the lock

>>47085298
>>2 sigs
>>2 finishers
Exactly 2 or up to 2?

RANDOM LATE NIGHT STREAM LETS GOOOO

LIVE RIGHT NOW WHAT HTE FUCK OP AIOLDFHASUIODHOASUFGHUIOASHFUOASNFIOASDASFASF

https://twitter.com/HoloFightZ/status/1645601824815173633

>>47085472
Up to 2

Man this is an interesting story about how Mori went from a champ to a jobber

>first one to use a finisher loses
Anyone else notice this trend?

Mori appears to face off against many bulbasaurs on her Rise to the top

>>46972472
https://youtu.be/4ywmY4IzMRU

>Terminated live on air

>>47088133
>

>>47088133
>

The Lock to AEW when?

Ah, the more more more more mocap tutorial

>from wwe to british pubs

the lock.. has fallen...

not trying to expose the business but is OP controlling Mori?

>>47091991
yes

o7 Tavish

Paragonbros...

Is wrestling real?

>>47094972
One single HFZ Match is real.
Is it a Dark Match if it's not in HFZ Dark?
Anyway, there will be gambling for the match.

>>47096264
Lies. Gambling is not real

What in the fuck is going on in chat

>>47096450
Somebody raided with 180-some marks.

Has there ever been a match that stayed entirely within the ring?

>>47096594
Rumbles :^)

>>47096594
The turboKWAB matches have stayed in the ring, but even one of those went outside for a few seconds.

>>47096785
>turboKWAB
Risuner...

>some mark constantly screaming like he's getting fucking stabbed

>>47097479
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>47097479
Yeah, me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this stream presented without context

>>47097616
my sides just left the building

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the fuck was his problem?

>>47097940
>works the crowd just by existing

>>47097940
he was the one yelling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yelling isn't real

dumb ayameposter

I FUCKING HATE AYAME
SO FUCKING MUCH
AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO POSTS HER SO MUCH MORE

>>47100592
>>47101279

>>47100592
>92

>>47101357
You tell me.

>>47102485
Yes.

THE HEART

>>46990941
*starts raping you with a consensual penis*

>10
>Pizza King.png

>>47106025
>>46992599

I want to FUCK Ayame.

>>47107130
What did anon mean by this?

>>47107130
t.owa

>>47107130
I want to FUCK UP Ayame

>>47107130
ogey
Even though I’m Ayameposter, I love hags and want to fuck her wolf mom instead.

>>47109738
Why not both?

which hfz would u fug
hard mode: no mel

>>47110098
Gura.

>>47110098
Flare ez

>>47110098
Anya

none because I'm not gay for men

>>47110361
Almost all the HFZ wrestlers are women, though.

>>47110098
Koyo is the obvious answer. Also Towa.

>>47110361
what did anon mean by this???

>>47110361
So you’re just gay in general, right?

>>47110098
The King is pretty cute

>>47110098
I'd let the jaw suck me off

https://voca.ro/199enc0qTP22

>>47116904
Yes, it's very kinooooooooo!

>>47116904
Based Koopaler

>>47116904
koopa is a fucking markler

>>47116904
What did The Lock mean by this!!???

>>47116904
Battler

>>47116904
sizzling promo

battler marks absolutely ethered

Are you submitting a rep for your thread?

>>47118880
But this is my thread...

>>47118979
wrong you fucking mark, this is MY thread

>>47116904
Are you submitting a rep for your thread?

>>47118880
>>47118979
>>47119075
Actually, it’s my thread. Finders keepers, smarks.

>>47118979
>>47119075
>>47119121

make sure to vote in our poll for /hfz/ rep

https://poal.me/l5lkzw

>>47118880
As a matter of fact, I am

>>47119236
VOTE FOR OP YOU FUCKING MARKS

>>47119096
Already did friend, Suisei will win it all.

>>47119576
I didn't know /micomet/ was participating

>>47119571
B-But I already did...!

>>47119571
SUCK MY DICK

>>47119236
How is 3D Tower so much more powerful

Wamy

Lord of the job

>2.99999999999999999

>>47116904
Nice

>>47116904
It's kinooooooooooooooooooooooo, alright.

Do i smell kwab?

>>47127857
You do not.

>>47118880
Debating on which rep currently. But I'd like to

Bad Lord of the Board

>>47132104
what if a heel wins it all

>>47133622
Who would even be the heel?

sexo with hfz mel

Oi, nobody told you to sleep in the ring.

>>47140427
Its a last man standing match

>>47142681
If you're sleepin', you can't exactly be standin', see?

>>47144229
I am doing what I'm paid to do

>>47144229
unless you sleep standing up

Don't sleep. OP might start streaming at any time.

>>47147693
I think we're safe for now

>>47147693
>OP fires up the stream at 3 AM

WAKE UP ANON OP STREAM IN 2 HOURS

>>47153742
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>47153816
WAKE UP ANON, THREAD GONNA KWAB

>>47144229
Elves can do that

>>47144229
But my dick is standing while I sleep, you see?

Cam on you faggots; you only have to live 22 more hours until Lord of the Board submissions open.

18, 19...

Only 333 more days until OP is real

>10
STOP KWABING PLEASE!!!!! I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH

>>47160891
Hah. Lord of the Board? Such things are not real.

>>47164092
>92

Lordler of the Boardler

Don't believe OP's lies.

>>47166052
Haha, Towa stole her best friend's crown as a prank. How whacky

The truth is out there.

>>47164092
>92

1992 NOW

>>47166052
I’m sorry but your entire reality is a lie. Look at your picture, look at the red letter behind Towa’s right arm. It’s YO (余)

DARKOp here, i have an announcement.
i'm going to be taking some time off from streaming for a little over a month. this week's streams are canceled.
the reason is two fold. first, i need more time to work on myself, as my health and home life is slipping. second, i need more time to prepare what i would like to have finished for the 2nd anniversary of DARK.
the return stream will be for the 2nd Anniversary, held either the sunday before (May 21st), or on the anniversary itself (May 24th) depending on if i can get the 24th off or not. i will give updates once i know for sure, but likely won't be until much closer. it won't hinge on story, and should be a lot of fun, so i hope (you) will check it out when the time comes.
fortunately, there shouldn't be too much of a gap in activity compared to last time i took a break, as we have OP streaming more often, the other spin off shows like CoC and WDC will still be around, and we also have Lord of the Board approaching.
i'll still be around, so i hope to see you at those streams.
i apologize for the inconvenience of this sudden announcement.
>tl;dr DARK is going on break but will continue. May 21st/24th. 2nd Anniversary. see ya then.

>>47171030
No...

>>47171030
It's over...

>>47171030

>>47171030
Ogey, Dorkchammer. I’ll bully CoC(k)OP meanwhile.

>>47171030
AAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING OVER
Take your time, DarkOP. Excited for the 2nd Anniversary.

>>47171030
It's so fucking over.

I MISS DARK

I’ve come to make an announcement: OP's a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking stream. That’s right, he took his jobbin' fucking smarky dick out and he pissed on my fucking stream, and he said his fed was THIS BIG. And I said “That’s disgusting!” so I’m making a callout post on my 4channel dot org: "OP, you got a small fed, it’s the size of this CoC except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my fed looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All lore, no jobbers, no shooting, look at that it looks like two hundred dimes and kino. He fucked with my fed so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK TWITCH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER HIATUS. Except I’m not gonna announce the hiatus on Twitch, I’m gonna go higher. I’m announcing it in the THREAAAAD! How do you like that, KING? I ANNOUNCED IT IN THE THREAD, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the kwab d r o p l e t s hit you fucking marks, now get out of my fucking sight before I make you take a break too!

>>47172996
Gigadimes promo

>>47172996
A L L LORE

>>47172996
Now do the vocaroo

Hahaha!
I just went back in time to ruin DarkOP's health and home life!
Hahaha!
You can't stop me from doing it again marks, because then I'll just go back in time before you do.
Hahaha!
Season 4 of Dark will never continue and Haaton will never debut in 2k23!
Hahaha!
Haatons BTFO! Again!

>>47172996
>>47173599
alright, a parting gift i guess
https://voca.ro/17O7ou211IYu

>>47174192
That's it, book the new promo and the divegrass chant.

>>47174192
KEK

>>47174192
HOLYDIME

>>47174192
Respond, OPchama?

>>47174192
>>47172996
OP ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ETHERED
OPKEKS? YOUR RESPONSE?

>>47172996
>>47174192
Esto es el fin OP

>>47174192
How will OP ever recover?

IT'S NOT OVER YET

>>47181085
L-Liquid?!

>>47181085
ok how u know

>>47171030
All the best to you, YMDOP! Have a good rest and come back when everything is in order.

Almost there...

this thread will soon be yours, octavius

>>47189241
not for a while yet

Emperor of the Plank

let's be honest here baron of the pettan will probably get 30 viewers if that

>>47194018
That's no reason to KWAB.

>>47194018
Duke of the Delegates will simultaneously achieve 999,999 viewers and yet still not acknowledge noombers at the same time. Stack will release a song in honor of the victor, too.

>>47189241
Octavius goes home empty-handed every time the thread reaches bump-limit.

Allllllmost there
captcha: NY02PH

KPAB
King Posters Are Blessed

1

2

>>47202800
KICK OUT KICK OUT

You fool, 2k22 AI is hard-coded to run back in on 8.

THE END

Lord of the Board signups open in 5 Bongs.

>>47205539
but i have not decided who to rep yet!

Big KWABus

>>47200042
The ideal royal body

Signups are not real

>>47208621
Not YET. They will be real in 4 hours.

>>47208651
Prove it Boardler

>>47208728