/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

irys please do more series/long-form stuff instead of constant one-off streamerbait gimmicks

>>47152206
TimeRyS OP soon?

daughterwiferys

>>47152232
I don't wannna

>>47152232
irys please dont kill your channel by listening to this guy

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

TEST YOUR LUCK

>>47152232
battle network when...

heard a rumor that someone said were wack

I love IRyS!

>>47152272
>>47144642

>>47152184
wife

>>47152371
it's still not out yet man

>>47152371
~3 days!

>>47152403
so you think she should stream some JRPG and get 2k viewers just for your personal pleasure
she cares about her numbers

>>47152353
Yeah there's no way a claw even at full strength could pick up Cheebs

oh nyo the numbers?!

>>47152226
What a cutie

>>47152607
stupid FAT ASS CHEEBS

>>47152226
How can Cheebs even hold stuff with those hands?

>>47152648
She's very sticky.

>>47152474
a jrpg is the literal most extreme example. seeing people get invested in stories or improving at something or making something is fun, and you get way less of that with one-off gimmicks

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

So who did irys have over?

>>47152683
Yeah, from me

>>47152277
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX I WILL GIVE AWAY MY POKEMON AS A TRADE FOR SOME JESSIERyS SEXXX

Guys, please get her to play Minecraft again.

>>47152644

>>47152831
me

>>47152774
she could stream 10 hours of splatoon but nobody wants to watch that shit

>>47152865
Only if it's not on Mondays or Tuesdays.

>>47152865
megaman? ogey

>>47152872
Eh he he he he

>>47152865
No. minecraft sucks

>>47152891
you don't want to watch irys swear like a sailor? are you gay?

She should marathon RE4R

>>47153068
I'm sorry your mother never loved you

>>47153119
and FAFNER

>>47153068
I do but that game is boring as hell, I don't understand Japanese game tastes

>>47153168
???

>>47153354
I'm sorry your mother never loved you¡

>>47153483
DId you forget to turn off your taco keyboard?

>>47153354
you, i'm sorry your mother never loved

mother hours?

>>47153354
I'm your mother

>>47153225
The game is so unwatchable but it's one of the few games that IRyS genuinely enjoys. When she's having fun, it doesn't matter what she's playing the stream is amazing.
>>47152474
If you're a numberfag, you know that it's possible to get numbers with JRPGs for some. It's not easy because most vtubers just read off scripts, but if she really enjoys the game and gets into it, I believe she can do it. She got reasonable enough numbers with Persona considering she clearly had zero interest in the game and was making fun of it.

>>47153715
Anons mother UUAAAAHHHHH EROTIC

>>47153765
>it's possible to get numbers with JRPGs for some
Yes, vtubers with a Japanese audience
Guess which branch IRyS is in

https://youtu.be/XdbkePUni2A
anyone have the clip from the last karaoke where she did this

IRyS and Kronii should rub their tits against A-chan's naked body

>>47154182
Finally, a not quite good but considerably better than the rest post

>>47154182
>Bullying a flat chested member because they wanted to be flat too but were given titty monster models instead

>>47154182
What tits?

>Random fact. Molly is a street name for 3-4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine. MDMA aka Ectasy. Don't ask. Just work knowledge. So what do Molly Online and Molly offline have in common? Well, for starters, both could lead to death...Get it? womp womp.
This is a superchat in her chat, lol

>>47154718
I don't have an IRyS that accurately depicts my thoughts so have a wamy

>>47154718
I thought molly was marijuana

>>47152831
she did put up the slot earlier yesterday and forgot to post. it is none of the en girls though because they did not get close to her place

>>47154718
A subhuman drug dealer? In my IRyStocracy?

>>47154808
anon...

>>47154747

>>47154808

>>47154718
can i guess who did this? that nurse guy that keeps track of her weight, such a creep

I love the way she sings Left and Right

>late

>>47154907

>>47154971
It's the creep who wears watches to bed, for sure

>>47154971
Well...

>>47154718
i can tell that's wrixne faggot just by the style of typing

>went out partying at the club with whori again
You hate to see it...

>>47155032
Wow, I copied and it I didn't even know it was that weirdo

>>47154808
that's mary jane...

>>47155032
oh man i love Wrixne Lenti. this guy is ridiculous kek

>>47154808
cute :3

>>47155051
I know pink woman bad but she's literally streaming, anon

>>47155032
cringene lenti

>>47155095
Last night, dingus. Irys is nursing a hangover.

>>47155032
maybe they dont learn how to talk with people on medical school

>>47154868
>>47154963
>>47155076
>>47155082
street whores...

>>47155095
>defending Mori

IRyS jerking you off to hotglue the Mori figure

>>47155152
>defending the schizo

>>47155140
partying hard on a Tuesday

>>47155051
did mori talk about this or are you pretending?

>>47155166
I'd just close my eyes

god she's so fucking fat...

CHEEBS ON THE TELLY

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>47155189
It's the usual cunt
he made it up

>>47155189
I am pretending

>Delayed an hour to get this loading screen to work

So if she goes for a Mori figure it will probably be next to a horse. It was proven that the Mori figure has a serial number that is adjacent to horse figures

fuck you lien

>>47155241
>>47155250
i hate mori dude. i know she will do this to her, this is the worst

>>47155262
kek i'd believe it

Who the fuck is Neal?

>>47155144
hes probably asian or indian

for someone who supposed to hate mori, he sure mention her a lot

>>47155223
Chibrys my beloved.

>>47155313
New susan, youtube CEO
Try to come out of your rock sometimes, anon

Hello IRyStobros lets enjoy the stream together :)

>>47155286
that's her figma (which are never in UFO catchers), this is a prize fig

>>47155304
A worse Susan.

Guys guys GUYS! My wife is coming on the TV so shush!

>>47155262
She delayed so she wouldn't overlap mori and steal her viewers.

>>47155304
youtube seo

>>47155357
we're talking about the autistic superchatter

>>47155304
new youtube ceo

>>47155298
she already did once back when Irys first joined

comfy bgm

jesas christ YouTube

my cuuuuuuuute wife

Me
She had to do me

"Good afternoon"
>it's the next morning

btw my name is Urgent Business
just thought I'd selfdox for youse

>>47155528
It's the afternoon for her

>grabbing calli
Irys please don't make me vomit...

>>47155313
His name sounds indian, i'll still blame susan for everything.

>>47155549
(I'm being a wiseass)

What's the yen:MP rate?

>>47155439
proof?

IRyS BACKSHOTS AAAAAAAH

wamy noel mio sex

"I'll be grabbing Calli (by the hoerscock)."

I don't know if I can handle this stream... I'm already dry heaving...

Yes, IRyS, I know your boobs are very nice

she is going to fuck up and show her /HiRyS/ bookmarks...

>I wonder if the hole is the pink thing

irys was out late last night getting backshotted

IRYS CONFIRMED NOT PINK

Where is Meru?
meru...

>>47155692
the cheeb folder...

>>47155692
Noooooo...

>>47155617
Technically it was a "karaoke bar"

forgot mori irys go for shuba shuba and make this stream worth it

SC from the kronii schizo

>>47155800
lmao

>thinking about grabbing balls

>>47155800
Trying to be subtle I see

>>47155800
yeah, fuck darling in the franxx

>>47155800
jesas

>>47155800
omg irys loves to talk about that, he will have a lot of fun

>>47155862
I don't get it, I didn't watch darling.

>>47155800
did the retard sent 2?

>>47155800
schizo as in fan or anti? I am not up to /inf/'s lore

go IRyS go

>>47155903
Neither did I. Just know who this SC is from and read the last line

>>47155903
The woman who abuses a man's heart is supposed to be Kronii, or something like that. I don't speak schizo

I only know about shitty rigged murican crane games

>>47155922
when it comes to schizos that line seems pretty blurry

>>47155922
he has complained with a lot of girls about being banned in kronii's chat

>>47155922
he dropped kronii and feels the need to constantly SC the other girls about dropping kronii

>IRyS realizing real quick how bullshit crane games are

>>47155945
>>47155947
Ah now I see

Her japanese blood is boiling already

>IRyS will never grab your dingdong with her claw

>>47155922
superior version of cuckschizo

>>47156020
He certainly gives a shit I'll give him that. Our schizo is all cunt and no balls

wtf is with these schizo sc?

>>47155903
>>47155945
Kokoro was partnered with Futoshi as pilots

Futoshi is a fat fuck pathetic loser

Kokoro decided to change pilots to go with Mitsuru instead and even marries him

Futoshi cucked

>>47156093
Kokoro is a cunt but futoshi should've lost weight

how much does each turn cost?

She wants it gently...

>gently. push it gently please. genttly~

>There are only 5 people watch IRyS right now
The numbers schizo was right...

>5 people watching
Oh no! numberschizos don't look!

>>47156093
Also Fatoshi got Kockoro to promise that they'd be partners forever and she was all "uhhh yeah sure I guess..."

>>47156174
Ehh... I can't promise that

I dont get how the game works. Is the point nudging it?

>>47156173
250MP/1PLAY
>How much is 250MP?

Chibirys keeps getting wider.

this game is such a scam

>>47156225
>47155922
'bout tree fiddy.

>>47156093
the thread on /a/ were so fun...

>>47156225
>How much is 250MP?

I want IRyS to hug my ball

HUG THE BALL

>has to close other apps
What's her current gpu/cpu/ram setup?

>>47156225
1mp=1yen

>it has to hug the ball just right

>>47156304
Bad. She still has a shit 3070

>>47156093
futo means fat and shi can be an honorific, so Futoshi can potentially be translated to Mr. Fat

>>47156317
What does MP mean then? Is it an abbreviation for something?

can you imagine being the ram inside irys's pc? constantly bearing the weight of 200 chrome tabs worth of random keyboard bullshit and loli dakimakura searches on amazon.jp

and sometimes also the weight of cover's spaghetti code live 2d app

SHE IS GENIAS

>>47156304
She's rocking a PIII 700 and a GeForce 256.

>>47156356
Molly Points?

my wife is genias

Cunnyrys showed up for second UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>47156269
This. I think that was the last animu I watched "with" /a/. Made the bs ending tolerable.

>>47156382
Maybe? Would make sense at least.

>>47156356
probably but these types of games (especially gachashit) always translate money into some arbitrary point system to make you forget you're dumping real actual money into the game

>>47156382
Surely they're Molly Pesos.

Jesus....

>Push it gently please
>It has to hug the ball
>Just push it pass, YES, push it to the limit
Blessed iRyS stream.

So the point of this is you pay twice as much money to get a claw hook to deliver it to you instead of just buying it

Can't she notice that the one side is blocking it? She should try hitting it off center.

it moved so much!

>>47156483
Yes

>>47156480
it's one of those streams

>>47156483
Basically

>>47156317
Jesas. There was one that was like 1200 a pop. That's about 10 usd

My penis twitches in excitement whenever she transforms into loliRyS for a bit

>>47156483
>twice as much
If you're lucky

>>47156518
>>47156526
do East Asians have some genetic brain defect that makes them want to do things like this

>>47156539
With how much of a buff it is I don't understand why cover doesn't just debut everyone as one

>that tiny little box is begging me to release it

bruhs...

>>47156568
I think it's called "having too much money you don't know what to do with"
That or it's just your classic gambling addiction. Some people get a rush out of it?

Where's the button to take a virtual sledgehammer to the glass?

Why is my stream lagging....

>>47156483
only if you don't git gud, like unironically. there are "pros" at japanese crane games and they just know how all the machine-types work in autistic detail

>>47156595
Their only EN loli vtuber has twice as many subs as everyone else in the company, of course having more of them would be a terrible idea

HAAAIII YA FORCES

>>47156568
You're talking about the land of pachinko, anon

>>47156645
Because YouTube is a shitter

she literally had the right idea with pushing it from the other side, she just didn't move it far enough so the ball went back inside the claw

>>47156653
Could a pro finish this game while paying less money than the actual figure costs?

>does godhand exist

>>47156709
Maybe, you can get the figure for $10

>>47156709
potentially yes

>>47156483
Most of these figures are only available via the game. Some aren't, some are.
The ones you see being sold on auction sites are grabbed by procranegamers that grab these for the cost of onecrane and sell them for whatever the markedup market price is.

>>47156762
This game in particular, the one she's playing right now? It looks like you have to gradually nudge it over to the end

>>47156709
pretty sure a pro would sniff out a "good" setup amongst a group of machines

That was fast

GOD HAND

Why are they moving it for her?

ENTER

Kek already taking pity on her

GOD HAND

>>47156773
These are cheap as fuck in the aftermarket, they are prize figures for a reason.

ENTER GODDO HANDO

>>47156832
Why do you think?
Streamer privilege

That assistant? Me.

>>47156480
There's one iwaran you know the one that is adept at using holo sound clips to greatly "enhance" their creations.
He's going to have the easiest time ever with IRyS. I can't wait.

kek

>HANDO ON STREAM
>dropped

>>47156855
do they know?

>>47156832
Because she is dumb and they pity her

>>47156856
nice shade on the fingernails

>>47156861
>There's one iwaran you know the one

i dont know please be more specific

>>47156881
I would think so

>>47156818
>>47156841
>>47156851
GRIFFITH!!

>>47156881
Yes. Probably watching the stream

IRyS is gonna make the Kaworu and Mori figures kiss

>>47156832
In nipponlandia if you spend "too much" on a crane game the attendant will walk up to you and ask if you want help.
If you say yes they unlock the cabinet and position the prize as a gimme.
It's to stop kids spending gorillions on dumb shit.

>>47156932
kaworu's lips are for shinji's pleasure only

IRyS is ngmi

>>47156956
This.

>>47156899
Probably this one
https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415

>>47156977
focus on the crane game IRyS

>>47156950
>It's to stop kids spending gorillions on dumb shit.
That's stupid.
Let them learn their lesson never to do that again

This is gonna be a $70 figure.

>>47156855
>>47156887
It's a normal thing in Japan

is RE4 happening eventually?

>>47156932
She would never

>>47157004
Nah, over $100

>spent scale fig money on a prize
kek...

>>47157020
They probably do know she's streaming though. She had to get perms after all

>>47157023
In your dreams sure

>>47157023
after RE Fauna collab

How do these claws machines work in general anyway? is there a signal that makes them hold their grip every certain number of attempts and the rest get the sissy grip?

ENTER AGAIN

>God Hand twice
kek

>>47156985
yesh... that's the one they're short, but sweet

kek

>>47157131
They always have sissy grip.

FUCKING KEK

i just imagine the staff watching her do the same stupid thing over and over instead of trying something different that would work better

>>47157023
YES!

>GOD HAND THREE TIMES
I'm dying they really don't believe in her

So much help lol

THRICE

The legendary triple God Hand... only my oshi can unlock it!

They're just gonna drop it in the hole for her next time

Bet she just want to see those hands.

>>47156855
dude, the store knows it is better to give the prizes because people will be back

She just can't grasp what chat means when they say "push it down". She doesn't get it at all.

I am actually embarrassed... IRyS is not japanese enough...

Wouldn't this work better if she pushed it with the other side of the crane using gravity?

>>47157208
They've been watching her this whole time. They know she needs the help

>>47157230
Duh. They also want you to spend as much as possible though

She did it!

She did it!

SHE DID IT

she's so cute...

Now to go win another Calli...

ゲットだぜ!

Is anyone tracking the amount spent?

>>47157239
yes, she could just do it so the claw of the crane lines up with the right side of the ball and push it left as the crane moves down

If she would have used that "push it down" strategy to begin with she would have had it 10 minutes ago, lol.

That would've been extremely expensive without God hand

>>47157308
One to glue, smart girl

>>47157270
they saw 50 bucks and realized it was enough. she will go again because of the help, they are always winning

>>47157319
She is.
Less than $100 is overpriced but nothing to her

>>47157319
i thought $40 was mentioned but the figure is less than $100

>>47157353
futaRyS?

>>47157319
250yen a pop.
How many tries?

Plz try for a Shuba now.

>>47157358
She's going to go again anyway. She's not going to end the stream is she?

[Sad news] IRyS is going to hot glue all the figures she gets from this stream

>>47157381
She already has subaru.

>>47157381
She already has Shuba it seems.

>>47157395
Using my cawk? Sounds like good news.

>>47157395
Yeah, with me.

>>47157200
WHEN?

>>47157395
grills can't hotglue, but they can glaze

>>47157437
SOON!

>>47157428
It’s caulk

Christ IRyS just fucking pick one.

>>47157395
>>47157442
would unironically raise the resale value

>>47157023
maybe in the future

I bet that staff is a cute girl

>>47157381
That's the one she got with Bae and Fauna and spent hundreds to get one for each of them.

>>47157442
>IRyS schlicking with the Calli figure
hot...

>>47157381
Nobody wants to see the Reddit Duck

>thats a lotta balls
>iine iine

>>47157442
>He doesn't know about IRyS' fat hog

This is like asshole pachinko.

i like when godhand helps on these ones

EZPZ

>>47157597
IRyS is the fat hog

Hooray prize get.

That seems like a much better deal than the regular claw kinds.

She is very stingy for a millionaire. God i love this girl

>>47157700
That's why it costs more per game

>>47157717
>millionaire
she blew it all on keyboards

>>47157667
piggy schizo? is that you? are you finally back

>>47157735
those keyboards were not even 4k

>>47157717
Every yen spent on something else is a yen not spent on keyboards.

>>47157735
she doesn't have any keycults yet

>>47157761
kek i remember this one

>>47157761
That should get its own reward

>>47157155
IRyS soon I hope

>>47157761
kek

>>47157761
how the actual fuck kek

>>47157761
lol

Why do japs love gacha so much?

>>47157773
No anon, she said she was done buying keyboards. Don't you believe her?

>>47157761
Poor Japanese goblin

>>47157931
>done buying keyboards
until she moves back, at the very least

>>47157920
My working theory is because they're all supertitious so they think there's some sort of fate / divine intervention involved instead of just being pure chance

>>47157920
they work themselves to the bone and the only actual drug they can use is alcohol

>>47157931
>doubt
https://i.miss.irys.moe/supas/supana_RNeojFAVWho.html?cursor=10&limit=2

>>47157931
she said she bought one yesterday

>>47157985
I can't believe IRyS hires Mori as a hooker

>>47157761
Pain Dayo.

>>47158048
more like a high class escort depending on the keyboard

>>47157761
Divine retribution for not being waif.

>>47158048
I can't believe Mori is between IRyS' thighs at this very moment

>>47158130
I thought that was loliRyS's job.

>>47158171
loliRyS needs some break days

Irys is a racist

>>47158225
good

>>47158225
I know, right? Isn't she great?

>>47158130
Impressive that she can stream at the same time.

>>47158258
Nobody can deny Mori's work ethic

>>47158194
But what does she even get payed in?

watching the crane try to grab these boxes is like trying to have sex with a limp dick

>>47158355
Popsicles?

>poke it from the front

God hand in 3... 2...

this is too hard for her. and her addictive personality will make her go bankrupt

>>47158435
but she said to use her backdoor...

>>47158434
But what if she tries to take it all at once? She could choke

IWyS...

>is that part heavy
It tried to pick up her fat tits

This one is impressively rigged.

This one's God is not as merciful

can you really win in these games? they seem like bullshit lmao

>I still think this is cheaper than Calli
That sounds great out of context

>>47158953
with the power of God. yeah

>>47158930
gotta balance out that last figure

she is focusing too much... she is not even counting the tries...

DEEPAH

>>47158965
>IRyS slaps Mori's face with a couple thousand yen after forcing Mori to eat her cunt

>>47159075
I choose to believe this already happened

i want wamyyyyyyyyy

>>47158910
>>47158953
people beat this one 46 times last month, apparently

Here comes God

>>47158953
They can all be "won" if you consider paying 1000% markup for a mediocre figure winning

Kami is a girl!

>>47158953
This one and the balloon one seem ridiculous. She got Noel in less money than retail, though, with the golden takoyaki.

>>47159264
How much did she pay for Noel?

Is she even going to make money from this stream

>>47159343
Yes. The superchats more than make up for her losses

IRyS should hug wamy

kek another one

How much help has she gotten so far? This isn't normal, is it?

SEX WITH KAMI

>>47159365
Just like Ina did too

Is the assistant trolling her?

I think I want a crane game staff as my wife

>>47159402
Hard to say. Usually in nipland you ask for help, and I could have sworn the online cranes had a button to ask

>>47159414
No, lots of pity actually

>>47159402
It's pretty normal, even in person they'll do this for you if they see you struggling or you ask for help

>>47159310
She spent 3 x 900 yen = 2700 yen or about 20 USD.

>>47159414
She's probably thinking the same about IRyS.

Holy fuck kek

>>47159470
LMAO

>ywn hug IRyS from behind

>>47159470
lmaoi

>>47159459
What do these go for new? She could buy it for 1,300 yen

>honor student

>hug it nicely and gently

>hug it nicely and gently

>>47159560
>tfw no PhD in crane games

>>47159599
>>47159605
Sugoi!

the machine is tilted isnt it

kek

yeah irys mori will cost you everything

>>47159615
i am 100% positive some autist in japan has written a thesis on crane games

Kami has got to be an irystocrat

She did it!

>>47159690
I'd be shocked if it were just one.

>>47159698
would be pretty cute if she was actively watching the stream right now

She did it, but it cost way too much by ignoring all of the EN comments the entire time.

she did it!

does IRyS not really understand how levers work?

All you need is some help from God

Verification not required.

>>47159750
This is basically a JP stream

>>47159758
That's our IRyS!

>>47159758
Watch her Q stream

HAGSEX

>>47159758
She doesn't understand how most things work

>>47159556
Oh, I didn't check for Japan prices, maybe it's cheaper since she's there. This series is like 25-30 USD new here in the US

>>47159769
Everything but the time slot

>>47159758
Did you not watch her Q stream? She clearly doesn't understand levers.

>>47159813
And she will continue to out-earn most