/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gorbo gungus

I love my wife so much!!

I love Gawr

I just love me shart so much, buds.

my wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

I am just a lonely shrimp looking for his shark wife.

the moments before the menheras arrive...

Gura love!

>>47145054

What's the point of ghosting? Just fucking tweet or member post, is that so hard?

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

stop making threads for someone that doesn't stream, retard

>>47145040
I'm not worried, let 'em do their thing.

>>47145040
you rang?

>>47145185
There's always going to be threads, dude. You don't have to try and shitpost in every one.

On a scale from "Brutal Manhandling" to "Tender Headpatting", where does Gura land for you?

>>47144924
wtf you stole my schtick

Gurass

6th unannounced day off in a row ^^

>>47145329
Both. Obviously.

>>47145329
dunno, I get the feeling gura isn't really into being an M. she'd probably just cry if you got too rough.

>>47145329
Light spanking with aftercare

>>47145329
the whole spectrum

probably tomorrow but if not then thursday 100%

>>47145561
>probably tomorrow but if not then tuesday 100%

I just can't be excited for her return any more now that I know she'll just immediately go on a huge break right after, without warning.
Unironically just talk to your fucking fanbase Gura, you're too big to pull this unprofessional bullshit. Bite the bullet and SAY your streams are never going to be regular again

>>47145561
I’ll always be here for you, chumbie.

bucket

Reminder that can’t Gura can’t be a bitch or a whore because funny cute innocent girls irl are never those.

>>47145636
hehe chumbucket

>>47145561
She will be in hot shit if she doesn't do anything this week, that's for sure. Even people on the various fan discords are getting a little disgruntled.

>>47145709
oh nyo not the discord trannies

>>47145772
Yeah, but they're notorious hugboxes, so any negativity is a bad thing.

>>47145709
kinda doubt it, grumpy maybe but I think voicing it just gets you banned

>>47145709
She gave goom perms today, the counter is reset as thousands of disgruntled chumbies goomed in her name.

>>47145709
>fan discord
imagine unironically belonging to one of those

goorb galaxus

>>47145894
I don't, because discussion is too slow when nothing is going on and if I wanted to talk about a stream, I'd just do it here.

>>47145329
In the "Senator Armstrong football dropkick" category.

I need a lewd gura art to goom to before I go to bed.

Sex with a fembud.

>>47146039
What are the qualities of a fembud?

>>47146017
Go look it up yourself, I ain't your fucking lackey.

>>47146017

>>47146017
gura already picked some out for you

>>47146194
Positive is they like Gura, negative is well everything else to include out of shape, or mental issues.

>bought the daki
>bought the purse
it feels kind of shitty to drop merch like that and drop off the face of the earth. thats all im gonna say for now.

>>47146311
why is she looking in a different direction

slit

>>47146194
Do you really think any female chumbud is
1) a straight woman
2) Willing to be in a relationship with an anon from this forsaken place
And
3) Mentally well enough to even have a relationship

The answer may surprise you.

>>47146393
>Bought the daki
Fair enough, people have been waiting for it for a long ti-
>Bought the purse
Why.

IT'S NOT A PURSE!

>>47146311
No cunny toe. I'm disappointed

>>47146677
so i can pair it with my gura tshirt and omocat jacket and go full-kit gura

>>47146393
You should tell Gura that.

>>47146393
cover is late enough often enough delivering merch that you can slam dunk the chargeback

>>47146677
>he doesn't have his girlfriend's purse lying around
Is she even your girlfriend?

VIRUS SHARK

>>47146677
Funny how just saying "bag" was the most memorable. I don't remember the other Myth merch except for Mori's.

>>47146950
tako stopper
mori necklace
ame hat
kiara thermos

>>47146843
No offense, but, for a guy, wearing a purse just looks kind of stupid.
Unless you're gay, in which case, whatever floats your boat my man. It's a free county.

I miss gura but I'm sure she's doing okay

>>47147075
no way dude my gura purse will be a lady killer

>>47146393
I didn't buy any of her recent merch because it's just going to feel shitty when it gets delivered months from now in the middle of another one of her ghosting sessions
I haven't even bothered unpacking my dino Gura yet, I've been saving it for when she actually starts streaming regularly again and well
She hasn't

>>47146393
I think that's fair, daki to me was a sign that she was actually coming back and that obviously didn't happen. That is also all I'll say for now. Except that's not all I'll say because she could do 10 streams a week plus actual ERP ASMR and I still wouldn't buy the purse.

>>47146434

>>47147170
Just invest in it, the Dino Gura nd dakis will eventually be worth a ton later on in the future. Lots of people pay well over 500 bucks for a Suisei Mochi, could be same case for Dino Gura.

The purse is COOL guys

>>47147039
Thanks for the refresher. Ah yes, it's coming back...sort of. Forgive this ojibud...

>>47147349
It's really not, let's be honest. But it is cute, if you're going for the femboy look. Or what that other anon said, if you're gay you can definitely rock it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRcUI-arkY

I don't know why she's stalling so much. I assume she's been meaning to leave for a whole year now but some people at Cover convinced her to stay at least until they push out whatever other promo materials she's on and whatever activities they scheduled her in for, like the upcoming concert. It doesn't help that she's such a MYSTERY about everything too. I get wanting to be a private person, I really do, but she takes it to a whole new level with just straight up ghosting and vanishing and then acting like everything is just fine and sometimes not even bothering to make up an excuse. Gura is such a fucking bizarre situation to look at. And if you point any of this out, her hardcore fans lash out.

I don't anti her or anything I'm just saying it's fucking weird how much she just isn't around and there's zero explanation as to why, and this has been going on for years now.

>>47147609
It's funny that it took that so long to start getting spammed here. If Gura wasn't a pussy she'd say something similar and put the antis out of their misery.

>>47147075
>No offense, but, for a guy, wearing a purse just looks kind of stupid.
Women who use purses carry too much shit to fit in that bag.

>>47147726
I think she gets off on it or something...
I have no other explanations.

>>47147350
If it ever gets to the point that I'd want to sell my Gura merch it'd mean I'm dropping her forever
In that shitty situation I'd rather just burn it all and move on as fast as possible rather than go to the effort of finding a buyer
Nah I'm fine skipping a daki that'll only remind me of when she didn't stream and a bag I'll never use

>>47147771
The bag is bigger than a normal purse.

>>47145561
Two more weeks!

>>47147726
We're stuck in a loop that keeps getting worse and I legitimately see no way out of it other than to bombard her with big superchats asking for explanations.
Like even she couldn't ignore 10+ of them.

>>47147726
as someone who used to have bad depression and anxiety, i used to ghost my family constantly. just try to keep an open mind about what's going on and give your feedback to her nicely, not attacking her

Honestly if it was the Japan stuff I'd be able to stomach it, but the fact that we lost two weeks of streams over sunburn hort just pisses me off in particular.

I'll never sell dinogura...

>>47147917
While being a cunt in comments or chat obviously isn't the answer, she has no shortage of polite feedback.

This artist draws Gura a lot.

>>47148007
it needs to be in prechat if you want her to see it

>>47148007
Being a cunt is the answer. She needs a system shock and pure polite support isn't working.
I'm not saying it's "stream you whore" cause that gets you easily ignored, but something with a bit more bite than "gura :ebicrying; please tell us when you stream".

>>47147726
The most recent couple streams being just normal without even offering a coverup I think says everything. She considers this normal and is going to keep performing it until we do too.
Shes never needed to engage with drama before, everything you need to know is in the performance. Sucks to be staring down the barrel of it.

>>47147726
Do you think Gura is who she is by being a typical person?

>>47147937
You didn't lose 2 weeks of streams over sunburns you fucking retard. Gura never said that. You lost them cause she doesn't want to stream any more.

>>47147810
That's cool man, but I'm just saying whenever the big dogs eventually leave, because that's just the course of life, those miscellaneous pieces of merch could be worth of a fortune. Some Holo merch go well into the thousands. Just food for thought. Better for your wallet in the long run too.

>>47147609
That's good advice, but that's not really what this is about, at least not for me. I can handle her being away for long periods of time, it's that she doesn't even give us any sort of explanation or heads up most of the time that gets to me. I was OK during her long health break because I knew why she was gone and a rough idea of for how long.

If she's busy or even if she just doesn't want to stream anymore, she should SAY SOMETHING about it. That's it, that's all I'm asking.

>>47148131
Do you think we can all collectively work together to do that? To create just enough noise for it too be sufficiently noticable but not annoying or rude in any manner?
When was the last time Holofans worked together like that successfully?

>>47148346
well last go around it was a critical reddit post that did it, right?

>>47148346
if there's nothing by friday im gonna get rowdy in the comments

There are 9 fucking bait threads. You fucks have some mentally ill schizos or something.

>>47148534
>ever visiting the index
you deserve to read them

>>47148534
The shark is too powerful…

>>47148534
one for every day she doesn't stream?

Really hope she hasn't gotten bad news or something and only had the mental strength to top some stuff on twitter to let us know she was still alive. I'd prefer this to be intentional ghosting over that.

>>47148534
how new?

>>47148346
>Do you think we can all collectively work together to do that? To create just enough noise for it too be sufficiently noticable but not annoying or rude in any manner?
Duh. But you won't. Gura isn't just one of the worst communicators, she has some of the worst enabling fanbases in vtubing who genuinely treat her as a fragile little girl even though she's in her mid 20s.

The moment she starts a stream all this shit will be washed away. Then she ends it with no mention of when the next one is and chumbies go "oh fuck", as the realization dawns on them that the cycle begins anew.

>>47148400
Well that's true, but we never knew if she actually saw the complaints. The managers sure as hell did though, they shut that down quickly.
In my opinion, if people want to be heard you need to go to her directly, and I don't mean in prechat, in the comments or anything like that, I mean things like live tweeting, typing in chat, superchats if you really want to, and just a way to give her a general idea of what's going on in the community.
It's definitely not just this place that feels like things have been iffy lately, things have gone past that point.
But people need to articulate things in a sensible manner, that's ball that's required. Collective effort
If we can manage that, then MAYBE, we can get something done.

>>47148534
why do you know how many bait threads there are

>>47148534
It's been that way for a while unfortunately. Don't ask me what goes through their minds, clearly it isn't stable.

>>47147879
She doesn't have to ignore it when she can just ban the word

>>47148131
Call me crazy but I actually like her, even if things still really suck. That, plus I seriously doubt that would do anything but make everything worse. Good luck with the crusade though, I'm sure someone will be dumb enough to bite, just like the whole cover contact thing.
>>47148400
There was no go around, it was just a post that happened to attract the attention of Gura missers and it got removed for the trouble. If anything it was the opposite because the follow up post got patrolled and le downboated straight to hell by the discord.

>>47147726
I’ll give you the boring explanation. I think judging by Kiara’s past surprise about meeting Gura for the first time a couple years back and her saying she was taken back was due to Gura being the most “normie” of the group. This goes into Gura knowing how to perfectly hide her power level in public if she wishes but also can act “like Gura” in streams. The downside is because she’s a normal young girl who she still wants to go have a normal life which she could never partake in before but now she can enjoy more of now because the money she made unlocked her ability to finally do this “normal” activities she always wanted to do.

TLDR: Gura was secretly a normie who got to popular to fast and doesn’t know how to cope.

pet the shart

>>47148772
We CAN change that you know. We just need to stop infighting and at least try to work together for once in our lives. Gura wants criticism in a respectful manner, well then let's try that.

The next time she streams let's all try pitch in with some words, without going overboard with your language. Just be mindful with what you say and tell her what you feel has been an issue.
It's a start isn't it?

There was a rrat early on about Gura and her ghosting. This was before she was Gura but some guy on Twitter went after her because she supposedly asked his friend for help with music, pretended to like him to get the help, then ghosted him right after. Knowing Gura more now, it seems like a believable rrat.

>>47147726
>I assume she's been meaning to leave for a whole year now
It really does feel like it at this point, I would be very sad but I wouldn't begrudge her leaving if she really doesn't enjoy streaming anymore as it appears. If it is her last year in holo I wish she was making it a good one though rather than whatever this is.

If we are being totally honest the only truly excellent stream this entire year where she seemed happy and energetic was the last members one, so many of her streams lately have been low energy voice Gura, I still like that Gura but it makes me concerned when it mostly all we get lately. I really do believe the speculation that she has depressive episodes at this point. Compare that members stream to the first minecraft stream when she got back it is night and day, somewhat explains the ghosting and unwillingness to communicate too.

The voices in my head are telling me why she's not streaming, Gura's sunburn was worse than she thought and now she's having an arm amputated and skin grafts all over her body

>>47149020
>>47149157
I wish she would just tell us she doesn't want to stream anymore and wants to be a mascot like ayame from now on

>>47149144
I mean it was pretty well known that HER ghosted people and used them all the time, she wasn't the best character.

>>47149144
Gura's past is muddy as a swamp, I wouldn't go into that If I were you, it's some strange territory to say the least.

I believe you guys are really overthinking right now.

bigfish spotted on kronii's stream

>>47145121
>>47145182
>>47145468
>>47145603
>>47145657
>>47145709
>>47145829
>>47147170
>>47147726
>>47147879
>>47148131
>>47149144
anti

>>47149327
That's the only thing I've really heard that's bad.

>>47149465
Retard

Again, we could all just chat to her about the issues in the next stream. Whenever that is. Just try to let your voices be known and heard.

>>47149474
antis don't want her to stream like you

>>47149528
Who knows what words she'll ban for the next stream

>>47149541
Selfish controlling buds don't deserve streams

>>47149541
neither do you, you just want a reason to shit on her

>>47149597
>asking for a crumb of communication is 'controlling'
ogey

>>47149528
How? When? You are absolutely insane if you think you can get this discussion going without superchat spam.
Start it in prechat? Get ignored
Start it in normal chat? Get drowned out by people talking about real things

This stupid "no you see the one place she does look is the volatile faster than light chat with no permanence. she won't read you vod comments or tweets or anything else and that makes total sense!".

>>47149528
I'm not by any means trying to convince you not to say anything, but definitely don't get your hopes up. Surely she received the feedback last year that people wanted her to be communicative about whether she would be streaming, and wanted her to stream more. When she came "back", it was the most vicious hardcore anti-communication episode she's ever had, and the sparsest run of streams other than the long break itself. She has received the feedback and has decided not to do anything about it. But, again, don't let me stop you from telling her again.

I pity okayu, build her minecraft house so close to her and decorating the pathway. Gura will never play Minecraft again.

>>47149662
Refer to this.
>>47148786

>>47149762
Gura does that shit all the time to other holomems. Haachama had it the worst.

>>47145121
Knowing that the things they are doing makes people angry, but fearing facing the consequences (people being mad at them) and simply avoiding them. It's why HR ladies will just disappear completely in the recruiting process, leaving dropped candidates to wonder what happened.

>>47149875
Gura actively avoids Haachama. She's not doing that to Okayu.

>>47149528
It never works, by the next stream everyone gets hypnotized by the fact that she is live Gura is a real life mermaid

>>47149762
okayu and fauna love gura because they "understand" her instinctively

I'm legit curious about how she's going to handle this, the classic ignore everything? probably, but deleting comments and banning a word like "stream" is unusual of her

>>47149953
Good, haachama has more fun with her niji friends anyways

>>47149875
or kaela

>>47149971
>everyone gets hypnotized
Most people just tune in to streams and aren't obsessed enough to be mad, no need for hypnotism

All the above aside I was absolutely positive we'd at least have a frame by now. A post saying what we're watching, something. Even assuming it's at the more recent post-sharktime member stream time we're less than 24 hours away.

>>47150082
>07/22
Oh god, has it really been that long?

If she doesn't open prechat on the next stream that confirms she's /here/

>>47150001
Gura has anxiety and defaults to the "ignore her problems" route, which is why she is going to die from malnutrition

>>47150133
Aye.

SHE HATES US

>>47150001
either the ignore route or some shit about recovering from sunburn peeling off

>>47150169
Why did Kaela think she'd actually build it?
Love penguin woman, but damn.

You guys alright?

>>47150235
nyo

Gura would make a great rape victim. She would be too afraid to make a police report.

>>47150235
nyo

>>47150120
so that means the watchalong being mwf was a lie

>>47150235
no... i miss gura...

>>47150235

>>47150206
...How long does a sun burn even last, just curious?

>>47150257
>>47150259
>>47150265
I think you're gonna be alright.

>>47150260
And you fags wonder why she doesn't like streaming for us

>>47150235
Not really

>>47150235
Real talk, not really homslice.

>>47148786
Anon Gura has REPEATEDLY responded to the feedback. She just then stops caring.
You didn't notice that every single time she comes back she commits to communicating for like, a week? Says shit like "Thanks for watching, next stream on x day or y day, but if not I will tweet" then does it like..once?

>>47150235
yep

>>47150235
I'm stressed
I am a newbie to management and I need to interview people soon
Also getting surgery next week

>>47150001
I don't think she or anyone else is doing deleting because alot of the blatant retards and falseflaggers are still there. A couple reasonable 'where shark' comments have vanished though, probably self deleted after the same two or three fags started the usual in replies. But yes, she will mostly ignore it.

>>47150289
She literally can already move to do things some holos stream in worse conditions, but you can see how evil she is when she already prepared "I'm nice now but the itching that's going to be the real pain" excuse for a few extra days of break

>>47150351
Yeah, I mean ultimately I probably will. Even if things continue to go downhill I managed to live without Gura for most of life before she came along, so I can probably do it again if need be. I'll try to just be grateful I had her in my life at all, I suppose.

>>47150260
That also make her perfect for being the most likely to lie and hide things from chumbuds

>>47150001
act cute so everyone forgets they were upset

>>47150289
Up to two weeks, which means she should be a-okay by now.

>>47150464
Yep, that's the worst part. She'll directly or indirectly address it, be better for a while, then relapse shortly after and the cycle begins again.

>>47150001
I don't think she actually deletes the comments there's some obsessed grays that report anything that isn't positive on her comment section, literally type anything at any hour that the darkmaze dude is going to answer to you

>>47150527
She's 100% not deleting shit if this greynigger's shit is still up

>>47150082
I love how this event pretty much exposed Gura. She always coped about materials or complexity being the problem, but the truth is that she's just too lazy and doesn't want to admit it.

I think the pregnant rrat was real after all. She probably gave birth last year and is streaming lesser because shes afraid her babies crying noises would leak.

>>47150634
>unironically using parasocial
cringe!

>>47150634
None of that is criticism against her so why would it get deleted?

>>47150554
That's... Actually a super healthy mindset to have, anon. Wow.
I never say this to anyone on this board, but I'm kind of glad that you can feel that way. Proud is a better word, kind of. It just means you don't need to be dependent, and you can lead your own path, if I may be just a bit cheesy for a minute.

>>47150634
>2. hugbox mentality
>5. edgelords
Those two things are paradoxical. Also the only thing that's true on that list is #1.

>>47150714
Fireholder wasn't criticizing her either and he still got a timeout.

>>47150634
>People who don't go outside
>Gray is in her comment section all the time 24h VS different type of members commenting at random times of the day
I refuse to believe this guy isn't an underage fan

>>47150695
if it weren't for the japan trip, it could make sense

>>47150766
no, he's also several others. He's samefagging hard

>>47150586
Too bad chumbuds will eat that shit up and hide her problems under the rug.

Fanart of games she's never played? Psh, that's nothing. This is true power: Fanart of holidays she didn't participate in.

Is Gura in Japan right now? Or do we know when she'll be back next at least?

>>47150908
Oof yeah, that one's a bit awkward.

hang in there guys :)

>>47150761
People who shout things like "you are reddit!" are edgelords who also want a hugbox (in this case an internet toilet bowl filled with shitposting)

>>47150751
Thanks, I appreciate that. I do get a bit menhera sometimes, but I always try to keep things in perspective and look at the big picture.

>>47150949
Someone earlier mentioned that Kiara said all of Myth will be in Japan soon.

>>47150908
Did she mention easter last year?

>>47150949
We don't know man. Just assume that we really don't have an answer to what she's up to. Take you best guess and shoot your shot, I suppose.

>>47150949
If she was she wouldn't have said the whole "Monday Tuesday watchalong" shit

>>47151015
Ina's upcoming birthday? Just guessing idk the occasion lol

>>47151015
That someone was bullshitting and there was no one talking about it in Global (Kiara general).

>>47150949
It honestly would've been more productive if she had just gone back to Japan immediately than sunburn hort.

>>47151036
Come to think of it, it's weird she didn't do her usual "what day is it" routine when talking about when the watchalong might be

>>47151079
she mentioned that she was going to plan a sametori karaoke this time around so yes it's true

make your next post
under the assumption gura is reading this
at this very momenyt

Maybe I should just get a real girlfriend...

cunny

>>47150695
I think it's pretty clear that she's never been preggers.

y'all really gonna force this girl to talk about how hard her life is going right now just because you want to feel justified about being whiny little bitches

Do not reply

>>47151153
I WANT RP GURA RP RP PR RP PRP R PR PR SHARK CUNNY

>>47151163
You know what, I'll be positive for a change, go for it dude. Go look for your own Gura out there, or whoever it may be.

>>47151153
If she's reading this post, she's read the rest. She knows the score. This post is very improtant though, Gura, please read >>47151201

>>47151021
I'm not sure, but she did mention wanting to bake scones and stuff since Easter was coming up soon. Wonder what the chances are we'll ever hear about if that ended up happening or not.

>>47151163
>real girl eventually ghosts you too
Hell follows anon.

>>47150995
>toothless garden-variety accusation
>edgy
???

>>47151292
Holidays are one thing you can count on superchatters to ask her about.

>>47144807
I'll just wait and say something if she doesn't mention anything about the ghosting during the first hour of her stream. I want to give her a chance to explain herself and if she doesn't I'm gonna send an aka

>>47151292
We never heard much of Christmas, New Years or Thanksgiving, so I'm going to assume probably not.

>>47151409
You know what, same, I'll join you in that endeavor. At least it's something we can try.

>>47151233
>y'all
fuck off back to the comments darkmaze

>>47151409
you must have money to burn anon....

>>47151015
>>47151079
>>47151135
https://youtu.be/ORftRxCP1Q8?t=16332
tl;dr new karaoke perms, wants to sing with Gura again next they meet. No mention of when that'll be, so yes, someone took a Gura mention and added some bullshit to it.

>>47151409
I will grudgepost you if you don't. I'm tired of people saying they will and then nothing happening. I would if I could, but I literally can't afford it. And I know a $5 SC is just going to get ignored.

>>47151409
Pussy. Send it during prechat.

No one should really be surprised that she isn’t streaming much after the holoEN connect announcement. Along with whatever blue journeyis and summer stuff she has to do for hololive, we should keep our expectactions low for streams until summer is over.

>>47151522
Why pre-chat?

>>47151516
that does imply they're meeting in japan again or she wouldn't say it and gura herself did say she'll be back in japan soon
not hard to connect the pieces

>>47151522
Even if she's there chatting that's still the worst time to send any supers you want her to react to.

>>47150696
No self awareness whatsoever from that guy, he literally lives in the comment section

>>47151550
But it's Spring...

>>47151409
You guys never do

>>47151572
Yeah, but Kiara is going in like June. That's soon, but the way Gura was talking made it sound like she was going back sooner than that.

>>47151550
I can no longer tell if these are anti posts
>>47151572
>not hard to connect the pieces
Give it up retard, you got busted.

>>47151409
>send an aka
#1 sign of an anti, begging for superchat yabs and to try to get "chumbuds" to act as an army

>>47151613
Just be happy she might stream a few spooky games in the fall, even though she didn't play half of the games she said she was going to last year. Or finish her haunted house from over a year ago that's now on a dead server.

>>47151635
Anon, I want you to grudgepost me if I don't do it. Save this post, remember it well. I'll be back to confirm.

>>47151660
you're the fucking retard if you don't think they'll meet in japan this year

Do not reply.
Do not reply.

>Gura wants to make react streams
>chat says she's lazy and doesn't want her to
>Gura makes maid roleplay
>chat doesn't appreciate and says it's cringe
>Gura likes mc and wants to play more
>chat bitches about it because le mc le bad
Chumbies is the dictionary definition of demotivational fanbase.
If you want to watch a fucking monkey do flips then go to the fucking circus.

>>47151883
fuck off and go back to twitch if you want a coombaiting rping react streamer

>>47151613
Yep, and Ina’s in Japan working on her birthday live as we speak and that’s over a month away.

>>47151722
Fine I'll do it Look at this guy bros he will be BTFO soon

do you like SNOT?

>>47151883
>If you want to watch a fucking monkey do flips then go to the fucking circus.
but i'm having fun watching you *munches popcorn*

>>47151550
that's a good way to kill hype for the concert, by not streaming.

>>47151883
Wait I thought chat was all yesmen that love and agree to everything she does

>>47151883
Actually me bitching about MC coincided with Gura herself getting sick of the game. I'm in tune with Gura's feelings and that's why I'll be her husband

>>47151953
yes, wish they were more upfront about inviting each other to collab

>>47151953
I like Gura and Funa

>>47151907
This is why she's depressed and took 2 months hiatus. I hope you are satisfied, this is the cost of your shitty prideful attempt at trying to dictate her work.
I hope you can sleep at night knowing this.

>>47151953
ye

>>47151883
Literally last stream was her pranking people about playing other game only to promise another Minecraft stream

>>47151953
Yeah, the SNOT streams were all fun.

>>47151953
>I totally have games to play with snot and ideas to do
>No snot delivery

You guys seem a little extra menhera tonight.
Try to relax a bit and stop overthinking so much.

>>47152103
fuck off she can't even react in hololive if she wanted to, you just want her to graduate

>>47152304
It's literally one person.

>>47152279
Darktide...

>>47152304
I'm fine. I get to do barbell rows today. Any day that I get to barbell row is a good day.

>>47152361
I posted this.

>>47151953
SNOT is fine I just hope that Gura doesn't feel like she has to delay collab ideas until all of them are available.

>>47152279
getting the girls all togheter to collab is a nightmare
a mix of offwork, health and terrible sleeping habits.

>>47152103
My oshi is Towa and sometimes she lets the fans dictate her work all the time and it bothers me. I guess I can sympathize with Gura for knowing what she wants to do? There's a lot of Kenzoku who want Apex and only Apex but I'm not one of them.

>>47152304
>antis don't want her to stream so chumbies get sad
>chumbies don't want her to stream so antis shitpost more
nothing unusual here.

>>47152460
as long as there is an excuse to not stream she wont

>>47152361
If you're talking about the guy camping the VOD comments, then yes, you're right.

>>47152304
just expected a stream tonight is all
im big baby cumbie

>>47152304
this is pretty calm actually

>>47152537
Tomorrow for sure!

>>47152423
AAAAHHHHHH I WANT DARKTIDE JUST TO GET MORE HOLO WH40K ART
>>47152460
this is something they all do, kroni when the plans for her winter collab with id fell off was canceled until further reschedule just becasue reine was sick and it was an 8 person collab.

>>47152460
all of them are literally available right now tho
nice cope tho

>>47151953
I like sno

>>47152322
I want you to graduate from life.

>>47152468
Bullshit when everyone in snot is streaming even fucking Kronii is streaming

>>47152603
mumei only streamed for one hour becasue she is getting fever every night.

nom

>>47152681
3 hrs including scs and she has a schedule this week

>>47152665
fauna ends before kroni, mumei cant stream to late now, and kroni only streams late most of the time.

>>47152684
Gura licking up her own shark juice?

>>47152735
2 of those are SC reading
she is moving her timeslot earlier for the reason i said.

>>47152772
Damn, this image is incredibly erotic even without Gura actually there riding it

The chumbie who told her to "do a flip" during the mc stream was truly the cherry on top of the cake.

>>47152772
I really really wish that was me...

Now I'm sad and horny at the same time.

MURDER HIM. YESSSSSSS

youtube should make an exception for her and give her more emote slots because she is cute

>>47153363
She has enough memebers to do so already, she just needs to ask

when shark stream im happy
when shark no stream im sad

>>47153404
I'm not sure I believe that.

>>47153457
wow, what an anti

Chumbies in a nutshell: pearls before swine.

>>47153485
Youtube allows for up to 54 emotes if you have 5000 members, and anything beyond that they say to contact youtube for more emote slots. Even with spotty streams she still easily has more than 5k members, she could absolutely get more emote slots

>>47153457
yeah

>>47153660
>she still easily has more than 5k members
I think this is possible, but not likely.

>>47153457
based

>>47153404
Why do you think management told her to think about emotes? They're going to be part of her birthday stuff. And no true chumbie should be mourning Bloop's death, she hates him, she always hated him. Down iwth Bloop

>>47153703
>last members vod has 2.8k likes
There is absolutely no chance she's getting more than 50% engagement with members, I have zero doubts she's still well above 5k members

what could be the reasons of not streaming? maybe she formed a band, maybe she is modeling, maybe she is acting, maybe she is tired maybe she have a girlfriend or boyfriend.. what else?

>>47153801
And the h post has 6.6K likes, so yeah, it's gotta be above 5k.

she could at least say something. doesn't she at least feel some sort of shame seeing mumei put up full schedules while coughing her lungs out on stream?

>>47153952
all the other holos have been sicker than her at one point and still streamed
she has no shame, lazy shark

>>47153660
>Even with spotty streams she still easily has more than 5k members
Why would YT give a shit about that. She uploads content once every few weeks, that's literally the youtuber standard

i am hoping so hard that she doesn't stream tomorrow to btfo these antis begging for streams

>>47153952
I wonder the same thing, but that's of course assuming she's paying any attention to what the other ENs are doing

>>47153902
post-project depression

SUN HATE

>>47154061
Not even that will shut them up

>>47154095
She's in the middle of her birthday project.

>>47154061
You don't need to hope. She won't stream until next week at this rate.
Why? because chumbies are the most ironic hololive watcher fanbase and she feels like her idol efforts are simply all going to waste.

I wanna bait darkmaze in the comments, lol.

>>47153934
>>47153801
i think this still works but you can check the srouce and get the view directly, youtube hides it from the viewers UI.
>"viewCount":"19487",

is pretty much the view on the video
so even if all chumbuds watched it 2 times it would still put her over 10k memebrs

>>47153902
I imagine that whatever she's doing right now is incredibly mundane.

>>47153571
Hah, don't include me with the swine. I see you are a fellow appreciator as well.

>>47151550
lol, this is what the yesmen said after last summer, than after she got sick and the Japan trip. Nothing has changed

>>47154035
>She uploads content once every few weeks, that's literally the youtuber standard
That has nothing to do with emote slots

>>47146393
I'm waiting on the daki, bag, pop-up parade, 1/7 scale figure
Just hoping this is a phase and she'll be back to streaming normally by the time the 1/7 arrives

>>47154242
do it kek, i wanna watch some entertainment

>>47154242
already ahead of you buddy

shark girl do flip
she funny
me laugh

>>47154420
>a phase
a phase doesn't last 12 fucking months

>>47154499
why not?

it all started when she dropped schedules
you fucks let that happen

>>47154500
Cunny toe is kinda there. I approve

>>47154541
Enjoy the next 8 replies calling you names and mocking you. You are right though.

>>47154541
She dropped schedules on her own. She was going to do it no matter what anyone said.
Look at her now, you're all complaining and nothing. Gura does what Gura wants.

I'm gonna go to LA all dressed up in my Gura clothes and everyone else there will LAUGH at me because I love the girl that never appears.

>>47154624
yea i remember the great schedule war with people saying it would be fine even if she dropped schedules and that she would stream at 8PM regardless and that you're a schizo for suggesting and now look at where we are

>>47154577

>>47154541
Yep, last May besides her birthday week. That's when I've been saying it all went downhill. It's obvious she dropped schedules so she didn't have to stream as much

>>47154721
It's been 11 months, enough to grow a child

>>47154214
>Idol
She doesn't put in enough effort to be called that. Idols have a journey of growth whereas Gura has a journey of regression

>>47154681
Nah I can guarantee you that numbers of Gura cosplayer will be the largest in there.

>>47154651
if there was enough push back then maybe she wouldn't have

Rub the tum

>>47154774
I was actually holding onto a pregnancy joke, something nine months something gave birth to a schedule, I'd hoped that after fes and all we'd get to see one again as part of coming back strong, even if we only got one and then nothing after. No such luck.

>>47154705
Sadly I know well. She can't keep a program without a schedule.
Streams need to be prepared in advance, she's not a genius who doesn't need to study to pass exams.
Schedules help you decide in advance what to do, she's probably keeping a private notebook as a replacement for schedules because there's no fucking way she can do anything without organizing things in advance.
The only thing that changed is that she's completely disorganized now because since she dropped the schedules it doesn't even cross her mind to bring them back because it all already sunk in with her and her fanbase.

>>47154849
Maybe delayed the inevitable. This is Gura's natural state of being.

>>47154910
she can barely keep track of what day it is, she is one of the ones that a schedule is mandatory to keep her in check

Cover WILL step in if it gets bad enough. They have too much invested in her brand and image.

>>47154541
I was saying fuck schedules in 2021 and I'm saying fuck schedules now.

I'm horni

>>47154991 (You)

>>47154985
surely
i think they'll let it slide as long as she keeps coming back to shill merch

>>47154964
Realistically who can be blamed for this other than management? They should sit her down and say
>girl what the fuck are you doing, where are the streams?

>>47155069
at this point they probably don't want to piss off their golden goose plus they let ayame and aqua get away with it so they're the opposite of a black company

>>47154985
Haha yeah like they stepped in for Aqua and Ayame...not like they just keep going as mascots or anything, and Cover still showers them with sponsorships, and their merch still sells...

>>47155069
if she isn't forced by contract to stream x amount of time, management can't do shit.

>>47155069
becasue management is the one giving her work.
too.
gra isnt mori/kiara/bae she cant juggle everything like them unfortunately.

>>47155208
Please get your shit together chumbie if you think her work load is so huge she can't play a video game for 2 hours a few times a week.

>>47155069
A long time ago Kiara mentioned that Cover is pretty chill with how much time they get to take off. Don't think they really care.

>>47155208
somehow i doubt she has so much work that she ends up with the least amount of hours in holo this year

>>47155069
Who is to blame? achan? I don't keep up with management bull shit as much as I should.
There must be someone who can help her better organize her channel, there's no way they would let their biggest channel be managed just by a girl who cannot even remember to put sunscreen on.

>>47155128
I'd bet Cover prefers them that way, the ideal situation would be for them to have a bunch of fanbases that will consume whatever merch or sponsorships they throw at them. Streaming is just a means to get that audience and capture them with their emotions for the idol. If they can still sell shit without having to stream, why stream?

>>47153660
the issue is having to contact youtube which likely would have to be done through management

>>47155394
Is that really all there is to cover? is Yagoo fine with this direction?

>>47155069
why do you think she RT'd something today? they told her to communicate and that's how she does it

>>47154541
she asked for permission, people said no, and she did it anyway. then, as expected, she dropped streams.

>>47155504
more people said yes than no if i remember correctly. this is the problem with yesbuds

>>47155128
Gura is a pillar to holoEN like how Pekora and Miko are pillars for holoJP. It's bad for EN when Gura is away. The myth 3D numbers were pretty poor (relatively speaking) and I have no doubt Gura's absence was a big contributor to that.

>>47155292
>>47155328
gura is not the others put that trough your fucking head.
she is more fragile. and i think must chumbies realize that. Sweet girl but cant jugle a lot at the same time, not even her food habits.

>>47155568
>pillar
That's unironically Kiara or Fauna depending on gen

>>47155504
even here everyone was going full retard against anyone who said no because "gura weak" or "gura need rest" but they didn't consider that without schedules she has no way to organize things properly anymore.

>>47155609
>fauna being the pillar
lmao

>>47155455
It's unironically what idols do. From a business point of view, the whole point of idols is to bring a consumer fanbase to whatever product decides to sponsor them. That's how both Cover and potential partners see them.
Idols also really don't have to do anything except concerts, so dropping streaming to focus on sponsorships, produced appearances, and concerts is coming more in line with actual idols.

>>47155783
Idols used to be like that but nowadays it's pretty common for idols to do regular live streams and stuff. Not to mention various variety shows and everything. Idols have a lot of content outside of just their concerts.

>>47155783
She's not an idol in any way right now. What you describe is the 80s and 90s idol thing that managed to go on anyway because back then all they had was radio and tv but virtual youtubers are a completely different thing.

>>47155881
anyone who uses that cope is brainrot and never watched idols before, not to mention it's not like she's a music pumping machine either
WHERES MY ORIGINAL SONGS

>>47155881
And the meetings with the fans like handshake or other little things, some of them even sing together at karaokes. Always as part of their activities of course.

I sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOsQQMde5Lg

Gura is obviously depressed or mad about something. I don't want to believe she thinks it's alright to do a 180° and go full ghost when she was streaming 4-5 times a week for almost 2 years.

I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

>>47156110
she doesn't think anything Hololive related 99% of the time.

>>47145709
>>47145182
>>47145185
>>47149020
>>47149212
React content is the solution. We should write Cover asking for react streams.

>>47156150
Now yes but before hololive is all she was thinking about because it's impossible for someone who does streams 4-5 times a week for hololive to not think about her career in the future and all the things related to working with hololive.

I love Gura the most

I just goomed a lot. I impessed myself.

>>47156204
based

gura is back in japan with ina practicing umisea-related stuff

>>47156370
>umisea

>>47156204
never gonna happen cause too easy to get wrapped up into drama

>>47156102
>the ukulele at the end
The nostalgia almost makes me cry... I miss that Gura so much. I hate this timeline.

>>47156110
back then she had something to prove, she had to grind to maintain her popularity, once she saw it was enough she went back to this. This is the real Gura, this is what she is.

>>47156370
That's right Anon, just think about the umisea collab

>>47156303
Prove it.

>>47155881
Yes, but for the sake of growing their audience. Once they get a big enough audience, it becomes unnecessary for them to appear in variety shows for old idols and streams or whatever for newer idols. They focus on big money opportunities that come with having a big audience, like sponsorships or ads, and producing music rather than marketing their music because they can be confident that their audience will consume it.
>>47155931
That is what I mean, Cover probably wants them to aim for the old 90s idol. Cover's career progression for their talents probably follows the same pattern.

>>47156443
She can react to Hololive clips or memes, or have management be pre aprove the react material

>>47156370
Ohnonononono

i'm too exhausted from overwork to be sad about no streams

>>47156495
even fucking bts pr twice or whatever still did live streams
>>47156508
we've suggested this to her, she doesn't want to react to holo stuff
she wants to be a typical twitch react streamer and do weird videos

>>47156495
It's not the 90s anymore. If they wanted that they would just do it the 90s way. There's no point in being a streamer agency anymore and it's not like Gura is doing any of that 90s stuff anyway. Where's the handshakes? obviously there can be none but we have techs to find a remedy for things like that, there's plenty of alternatives, just think of vrchat just to mention one.

>>47156051
Sharkdreams

>>47156707
She's done meet and greets a ton.

>>47156482
What you want to see the mess I made? Sorry, you're out of luck.

>>47156746
That barely means anything to vtuber the fans. As I said it's not the 90s anymore, there's plenty of alternatives.

Gura merch sales would skyrocket if she sold onaholes.

>>47156796
kek, because you never got to go to any.

>>47156746
not this year

>>47156829
Yes? she's an international virtual youtuber. it's not the 90s anymore, saying this for the nth time. It's obvious that with physical idols there's no way she can meet thousands of fans but this is the internet and she's a virtual youtuber which is completely opposite of archaic idols.

i'm mad at Gura so I'm NOT gonna listen to her ASMR tonight. I will cheat on her with another girl. Hmph!

>>47156808
I would buy three, one for normal use, two insert at the front and the back of the daki

>>47156916
You are cheating on Gura with Gabby?

>>47156916
You fucking slut...

>>47156941
Would buy two. One for display next to my Gura nendoroid and scale figures.

>>47156746
Lol

Lmao even

>>47156239
I mean, realistically what else is there for her to accomplish? She reached the top of mountain, surpassed everyone in popularity, and became the crown jewel of EN vtubers. But, it became frighteningly obvious after the euphoria had passed that the peak is a really fucking lonely place.
Here's what I think it may feel like to be in her shoes:
The others have plenty to accomplish still, and a lot to challenge themselves with to prove that they can become even better. Gura doesn't have that. Or at least, doesn't have that aura about her. Not anymore. There's nowhere left for her to go. Nothing that may hit that same type of "WOW" effect that the others may get from their own accomplishments. Everything is straight up just fucking handed to you, responsibilities to be the face of the branch is given exclusively to you, shit just becomes dull after a while. What you once loved to do, becomes a chore.

So at one point, you have to wonder: "Why even bother?"

>>47156916
nyehehe

>>47157046
Explain people like xqc then

>>47156746
>A ton

If I wanted to follow 3dpd garbage idols I wouldn't be here.
What's up with this forced "this is the true idol way" bull shit? did Mane-chan just wake up?
Mane-chan is a lazy whore and should get fired.

>>47157046
>Nothing that may hit that same type of "WOW" effect that the others may get from their own accomplishments
You say this as Pekora being nr 1 female streamer in the world or Suisei being basically a mainstream singer aren't peer achievements to "lots of subs". There's plenty of places left for Gura to go, but she's lazy.

>>47157144
That's the ting, Suisei and Peko had to grovel on the ground and claw their way up to that position. They fought day and night, through ups and downs just to get where they are. And there were a SHIT TON of downs before the highs.
Gura never had that journey. She was placed in the spotlight as soon as she debuted, and it never left her.

>some like
>1 rt
The same pattern every time. I just assume that at this point it's just her manager who's running her twitter.

>>47156370
That would honestly be better than her taking two weeks off because of sun burn hort.

>>47156796
>That barely means anything to vtuber the fans
they wouldnt have made hololive meet if that was the case